/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I have to see Pizzapapa dance first before making a decision.

(me)

>>30856190
is Marine really that short?

How old is pizzadad anyway?

>>30856250
https://youtu.be/rpa3Wx1Q1iA
bam

If I could be friends with any Holo, it would be Aruran.

>>30856771
did that nigga just do a 360 degree and walked away?

>>30856771
Damn, he's so cool...

>>30856771
>https://youtu.be/rpa3Wx1Q1iA
Can actually do Idol Steps.

>>30856190
Aruran

>>30856190
Better question, who is the best to fuck?

>>30865635
still arupapa, probably

>>30865687
is it possible to be this natty?

>>30856190
39 years old Rushia

>>30865705
You gotta sacrifice your nipples, unfortunately.

>>30866008
fuck...
I don't want to lose my nipples

>>30865635
Marine but I wouldn't mind a dinner date with papa

>>30865705
I feel like possibly if you were working out since you were in highschool, maybe, but usually roids. It's theoretically possible in the lore since Aruran is only like 38 or something in his backstory, but usually the older you're getting the more they roid. Roids are fucking amazing actually.

>>30865937
Not yet.

>Arurandeisu and Nowa are canonically older members of hololive
>both have full gray hair
If you are over 25 in japan you are a jii-san, not a nii-san.

>>30856470
Yes

>>30856490
Younger then rikka.

>>30866841
Isn't Rikka the older of stars ?

>>30856930
no games

>>30868180
Yes but that’s the joke. Aruran has the oldest in canon she but Tanaka is the actual oldest and it shows in his musical skills

>>30856190
>left
6'0''
>right
5'11''

>>30868180
Yeah, he’s already 40. He’s one of the two ojisans in holostars jp who knows how to hide his age

>>30865705
no, it's not

>>30856190
I love boomertubers
>Marine
>Papa
>Nowa
>Rikka
>Botan

>>30868253
STOP BEING AN INCEL

>>30868801
Milf like Korone are better

who is left? some nijisanji? don't compare talentless hacks to the best zatsu and collab partner marine.

>>30868648
The other is oga? Or was it shien. I know robe is about to become an Oji
Or is it vesper

>>30856190

>>30870125
>JPmale
>He's nijizhangji
He's a holostars idol retard

>>30870125

>>30870190
Bossu. Everybody can immediately tell Oga’s a boomer and he doesn’t bother pretending otherwise

>>30865635
I'm straight but I would accept Aruran sucking me

>>30865635
Trick question, neither has had sex.

>>30856190
This boomer

>>30856190
marines 17...
watch streams, threadreader

>>30856190
Aruran is a cool fun guy, Marine is a horrible bitch

>>30856190
I can imagine in my dream world where they collab, Marine keeps being thirsty for Aruran dick but Aruran keeps saying his dick fell of the moment he joined Holostars then Marine burst out the loudest fucking laugh in entire galaxy ever while saying "CHINCHIN GA NAIII?!?"

>>30878240
Poor Arupapa... He's had enough of Matuli already

>>30874365
It's not a bad thing for Marine but do girls and fags love unexperimented male ?

>>30874716
Her new outfit is 30 . . . you must be projecting

>>30874843
Marine is loved by everyone in hololive

I have such a huge crush on Marine that I became a vtuber about it. That’s my answer.

>>30871404
Oga is the only one who actually feels a little out of touch since he gets offended by stuff like them forgetting that Stars are part of Holopro. It's noble of him but also shows a lack of tact that someone who might be considered ojiisan but 10 years younger might know to navigate diplomatically rather than aggressively. He's not wrong. I wonder if him and yagoo were in the same class.

>>30870284
I shouldn't want to fuck an older woman so bad.

>>30879079
Why ?

>>30856190
Mating press the shortstack.

>>30878700
A vtuber about Marine ?
Or I just don't understand

>>30856190
why are hags/ojisans the best vtubers?

>>30880762
Mio is a similar birth year to a professor I had years ago. I always think of that professor when jerking it to Mio. It's immoral to want to fuck your sensei. But Mio needs to be fucked.

>>30880884
Hag Marine will be the best vtubers of all time

>>30870284
Why she don't look like a 40 years old? Asians really age like wine.

>>30880873
When I say that I “became a vtuber about it” I mean that I became a vtuber in response to my feelings about her. I became a vtuber for a myriad of reasons, but one of them is to increase my chances of meeting her. The way I used the word “about” here is the same way it’s used in the phrase “what are you going to do about it?” English is ridiculous; you have my sympathies.

>>30881763
Will try joining HolostarsEN ?
I watch her a lot but I don't want to marry her so I wish you best luck

>>30882966
That’s the plan. Thanks, other country bro.

>>30880923
>It's immoral to want to fuck your sensei
Only if you're actively studying under them.

>>30865705
yes, its definitely possible, he's even quite small to someone that really use steroids.
the thing about this body shape is that its impossible to be like this all year round while being natty, so you would have to do a bulk and a cut, steroids would usually mean either bigger than that for small periods (having to do bulk and cut) or this exact body shape for longer periods (no bulk + cut) because at this % of bodyfat he is losing muscle for sure and only with steroids its maintainable

Maririn

>>30885297
What height have to do with steroids ?

>>30891961
small as in muscle size not height u fuckin muppet lmao

>>30869898
I'm gonna be incel and there's nothing you can do to stop me, hahah!