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What is /asp/?

A thread for aspiring vtubers! Whether your goal is to make the journey as an independent streamer or to gain experience and build a portfolio for agency auditions. Let's help each other grow and make it. Indies are welcome to selfpost, but shill responsibly. Share your knowledge, insights, feedback, discuss what has worked and what hasn't worked for you. And always remember to do your research before posting personally identifying information. That includes both in this thread and in your audition applications to agencies.

FAQ:
>Do I need a fully rigged model to be a vtuber?
Nope! You can get started as a simple .png character!

>I want to learn how to rig Live2D models, where do I go?
Brian Tsui (of Iron Vertex), Kira Omori and the official Live2D YouTube channels have many tutorials available.

>Where can I find artists/riggers?
vtuber.gg, ArtStation, DeviantArt, Twitter, Reddit, Skeb.jp, etc.

>I just want to get started, can I buy pre-made models?
Yes! Live2D models can be purchased off nizima.com (Live2D's official marketplace) or booth.pm (general Japanese indie artist website). Be sure to check compatibility with your facial tracking software!

>Where can I learn how to digital market myself?
https://learndigital.withgoogle.com/digitalgarage

>Where can I find some good games to stream?
https://twitchtracker.com/games
https://sullygnome.com/

>Twitch or YouTube?
The general rule of thumb is Twitch if your content is primarily based on livestreaming and YouTube if your content is primarily pre-recorded and edited.

>Do you think there's an audience for X, Y, Z content?
First, ask yourself if you would watch a streamer of your skill and experience. Second, do a check on social media and look to see if other streamers are already creating similar content. Don't limit yourself to vtubers, include traditional real life streamers to scope out a potential audience.

Pastebin Guides and Resources:

General: https://pastebin.com/AJLkFrGK
OpSec Guide: https://pastebin.com/uALiNZCV
Twitter Networking: https://controlc.com/9eba2fbc
"avoid doing this shit": https://pastebin.com/vbp6qEdt
Social media branding: https://pastebin.com/jVERSLqG
Take with a grain of salt Parasocial Guide: https://pastebin.com/zmpCResg
Hololive Auditions have opened up to males
https://en.hololive.tv/audition

AkioAir auditions are opening very soon!

Stay grounded, stay hopeful

Previous Thread: >>30638468

>> No.30732999
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>>30732725
Apologies for the terrible art. This is my first concept for my design, a patchwork teddy bear turned 'real girl' who has dreams of becoming an idol. Second opinions please!

>> No.30733011

>>30732725
Chase wont make it in Niji

>> No.30733050

Generic exclamation about wanting to have sex with babis while being a babi to affirm myself and others in thread

>> No.30733085

>>30732999
You should apologize for your horrible handwriting, but of course you'll say sorry for something youre actually good (passable) at to fish for compliments.

>> No.30733240

>>30733050
you will never be a real babi

>> No.30733251

>>30733085
Apologies for the terrible handwriting also. I have dyslexia.

>> No.30733288

>>30733085
Not them but writing freehand with a mouse is really hard.

>> No.30733312

I will now have sexual intercourse with babis with models defined by there own personal sexual fetishes

>> No.30733318

>>30733251
Can you type it out, i legit cant understand anything its trying to say besides pin cushion hairpiece

>> No.30733666

>>30733318
not them but
>chocolate colored eyes
>skin pale mostly pinkish tone
>something something different fabrics stitched together
>pin cushion hair pieces
>plaid + dif scraps of fabric in clothes
>patchwork teddy design
>light brown / dark blonde hair
>hair should look fluffier

>> No.30733720

>>30733318
No problem. The main things are that the hair should be fluffy and a light brown, dark blonde colour. Chocolate coloured eyes, the skin should be patchworked together and generally pale pinkish tones. Outfit should use plaids and different scraps of fabric.

>> No.30733859

I want to stream together with my oshi but I don't want to get her into trouble, what do

>> No.30734254

>>30733251
You should call your chuuba "Lexi"

>> No.30734661

someone name a chuuba

>> No.30734835
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>>30734661
Miyu

>> No.30734847

>>30734661
Tranny

>> No.30734938

>>30732999
She should form a unit with miru and cublala

>> No.30735056

>>30733011
Who the fuck is chase?

>> No.30735080

>>30734661
Me

>> No.30735081

>>30734661
Jay

>> No.30735123

>>30734938
Which other aspies should form units?

>> No.30735151

>>30732999
If you're a man you should have a male character.

>> No.30735209

>>30735123
sexpest babi unit

>> No.30735331

>>30735123
there was that one boyband unit people talked about a few months ago

>> No.30735886
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>>30734835

>> No.30735968
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30735968

Gonna be streaming some skyrim at 1pm. feel free to drop by as use our MC-thuums to kill miraak after he sent his Gold star murder squads after us.
https://www.twitch.tv/kumavennas

>> No.30736684

>>30735151
Good thing I'm a girl then.
>>30734254
Dammit lol. On a serious note I'm still thinking about that, one of my older mmo characters had a bear themed name (her backstory was that she was raised by bears) and I think I might repurpose it for my vtuber.

>> No.30736774

Time to die a lot in Noita.
https://www.twitch.tv/theanglerch

>> No.30736987

Wait, was Miyu ever an /asp/ie? It feels like I'm having a Mandela Effect.

>> No.30737042

>>30736987
no. she's a /trash/ menhera and /wvt/ native who came to /asp/ recently because she wasn't getting the attention she wanted in the other two threads anymore

>> No.30737085

>>30736987
Yes
Everyone went crazy over her just like every other high-visibility /asp/ie in the threads.

>> No.30737253

>>30736987
She's a failed /wvt/ pretending to be an /asp/ie because she has 2 viewers. She's been streaming for a year and has only recently started posting here. The only thing she's "aspiring" for is more attention because she's bled /wvt/ dry of their patience for her.

>> No.30737364

>>30736684
All real girls can draw

>> No.30737437

>>30735151
Fuck off
Faggot

>> No.30737542

>>30736684
post voice

>> No.30738292

>>30733312
It hurts that I will never meet a girl as good as my model.
Being a babi is pain.

>> No.30738431

no point in applying in Niji if they've literally debuted 2 femboy livers right
guessing they want more guy-ish people to join

>> No.30738520

I hope I make it into Holostars in a year or two.

>> No.30738583

>>30734661
Auxilia

>> No.30738599

>>30735331
Hilarious how it involved dog when dog hates /asp/

>> No.30738807

>>30737542
https://voca.ro/15P6QIDmIQz1
>>30737364
I'm practicing... slowly but surely improving

>> No.30738851

>>30738807
Fake voice, confirmed MAN

>> No.30738865

>>30738807
Who are you so that I can groom you.

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>>30738807

>> No.30738920
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>ywn live in marital bliss with ragdoll
>ywn wake up to the smell of breakfast cooking in the kitchen as she greets you with fresh coffee
>ywn have a rainy afternoon in, making lunch together and quietly chatting over board games afterwards
>ywn snuggle up in bed with her at the end of the day, gently kissing her on the cheek before going to sleep
WHY AM I ALIVE

>> No.30738962

wake up schizos new fotm girl just dropped

>> No.30739002

>>30738962
I want hagerinos though.

>> No.30739075

>>30739002
tough luck maybe next month

>> No.30739115

>>30738962
This, sick of the constant stream of 20somethings pretending to be children by putting on a high voice and doing the exact same lazy word slurring

>> No.30739204

>>30738851
Yes, I am actually a black transgender, 180cm, 32 and my name is Tyroneina.
>>30738865
No grooming. I hath no name yet though, my concept post is first in the thread.

>> No.30739260

>>30739075
She might be lolibaba. Don't fold yet.

>> No.30739262

>>30739204
>black transgender, 180cm, 32 and my name is Tyroneina.
already better than your original concept

>> No.30739303

>>30739115
This is probably bait but I'm not changing my voice. I don't know how I prove that though. Sorry for double post.

>> No.30739326

>>30739204
A joke about black and transgender people right out the gate? Strange marketing strategy

>> No.30739347

>>30739204
>black transgender
Babiniga...

>> No.30739811

>>30734661
Kawazu Shoutarou

>> No.30739896

>>30734661
Double Hitler

>> No.30741589
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30741589

>>30734661
This guy

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Dont forget to join aspcord if you want of course
https://discord.gg/uYfrTdhx

>> No.30741693

>>30741598
Why is Lulalulu or whatever the /asp/cord mascot?

>> No.30741795

>>30741693
Because viewercord

>> No.30741824

>>30741589
Who is he? Hubba hubba if yknow what I mean

>> No.30741865

>>30741795
Nani this doesn't make any sense

>> No.30742811

>>30741693
Because Visage wanted to groom her.
There are layers of irony to this thing too.

>> No.30743035

>>30741598
Is there any point in joining if I'm more of a dd than an /asp/ viewer?

>> No.30743553

>>30743035
A designated driver? Huh

>> No.30743669
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30743669

>>30743553
doredemo daisuki

>> No.30743753

Is there an audience for 24 hour nekopara streams?

>> No.30744427

>>30732999
I literally cannot read this shit.

>> No.30744504

>>30732999
Your handwriting is better than mine

>> No.30744564

>>30732999
>want to draw this
>Don't want to contribute to every vagina haver getting all their shit for free the moment they show any interest

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Local gator is hitting the griddy for Boktai.

https://www.twitch.tv/abigailcrocm

>> No.30745169

>>30744504
Thanks, fellow bad handwriting fren.
>>30744564
If you want to draw it you feel it's a decent design right? that makes me really happy so thank you. I'm gonna work on drawing it myself then adding a small animation loop in AE and use that as my avatar for the time being. I'm considering making a Vroid model too.

>> No.30746263

If I post a stream later could I get a viewer check to make sure my audio and chat settings are good?
I remember I fucked it up last time I tried like a year ago.

>> No.30746369

>>30746263
You can just do test recordings

>> No.30746587

>>30746369
Yeah but I'm retarded and don't know what people look for.
Audio I probably got covered. But I only casually watch streams and they're usually art streams so audio balance is easier to cover.

Basically just want a 2nd opinion.

>> No.30746680

>>30734661
JuniperHeartstrings

>> No.30746929

>>30734661
Mashi

>> No.30747755

/asp/ is for the bears
And the frogs

>> No.30747955

>>30747755
Bear supremecy!

Where did papa bear go?

>> No.30748332

I haven't been here since before the big corpos debuted males.
Do people watch indie men here now, or is 4chan still only for groomers?

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LIVE W/Payday 2 Infamy Grind!

http://twitch.tv/lukejamesch

>> No.30748399

For youtube does permission autism apply outside of japan for usa/europe?
Can game companies go after your ass if you are a sole proprietorship/1 person LCC?

>> No.30748420

>>30748332
No people convince themselves that they’re better off as babis now from all the 2view male schizo posting of old not knowing that being babi is usually a worse alternative

>> No.30748471

>>30748399
Permission only matter if you're a corpo.

>> No.30748484

>>30748420
I don't get babis, everytime I see a babi I just get turned off by the juxtaposition of a girl model and male voice. Just make a male model you'd probably be more popular

>> No.30748488

>>30748420
Damn.
Hopefully nobody thinks I'm a babi then. It always annoys me when i open a stream and find out I got baited by the model.

>> No.30748564

>>30747755
Are there any frog chuubas from here?

>> No.30748699

>>30748564
Thaumatologist and that 3D frog guy (gomennasorry)

>> No.30748765

>>30748564
At least two.

>> No.30748885

>>30748488
>Hopefully nobody thinks I'm a babi then.
How would they mistake you for one?

>> No.30748935

>>30748885
I'm bad at drawing.

>> No.30750008

>>30748484
Part of why I became a babi was self-hatred. I think I wanted to hurt myself.

>> No.30750466

>>30748935
I'd hope your concerns are unfounded. Accidentally drawing a girl sounds very funny; no offense. Keep practicing!

>> No.30750611

>>30748332
there's a couple of /here/ males that get viewers but you gotta have some kinda draw i guess

>> No.30750712

Where can I watch Juniper and Sigma's cursed Pico Park collab

>> No.30751434

>>30750712
looks like she deleted it everywhere. you aren’t missing out on much. the whole thing was just very awkward and boring

>> No.30751644

>>30751434
I like cringe-watching awkward non-chemistry stuff

>> No.30751648

Where did youtube put the list of all my subscribers? I remember around a year ago I could see who subscribed to my channel from youtube studio.
Now it just shows the number.

>> No.30751783

>>30751648
its nice that they respect the viewers privacy. i wish that twitch learned from google which is something i never though i would say but apparently it is possible to do worse

>> No.30751886

>>30751648
You can only see public subscribers, as in, people who tick a box that says they are ok with their subscriptions being public.
If you cant see any then none of your subs have ticked it

>> No.30752041

What was the first year of streaming or editing videos like for you guys? How long did it take for you to feel like you knew what you were doing?
I feel like I'm getting there after about half a year and I've been seeing slow, but steady growth, but I'm just a little afraid of getting complacent.

>> No.30752045

so hard to watch coomer vtubers incline. it seems like the only way when you're EN

>> No.30752319

I'd fuck Maple's brains out. Bet he has the most effeminate bratty moans. The kind that just stiffen up your cock past what you thought possible. While you're deeply pumping into his tight hole and stretching his insides. Subduing his petite weak body under your body weight and force, bending him to your will. Breeding him like nature intended. Flooding his ass with hot fertile cum.

>> No.30752349

>>30733085
Kill yourself.

>> No.30752932

>>30752319
I don't remember writing this post.

>> No.30753225

>>30741598
How's the debut going Jignx

>> No.30753682

Name a better femboy than Maple.

>> No.30754061

>>30741598
I will have hypertit lullabaa

>> No.30754225

>>30754061
You'll be hyperly groomed

>> No.30754381

>>30752319
>>30752932
i'm not effeminate!!!! >~<

>> No.30754401

>>30754225
I am the ungroomable super degenerate, no one can stop me

>> No.30754639

>>30754401
Visage...

>> No.30754782

>>30754639
Im a nameless viewer who cannot be caught

>> No.30754814

/asp/ - the Tomb of the Unknown Viewer

>> No.30755460

>>30754814
Let's put some names up then

>> No.30755552

http://poal.me/qwibyu

>> No.30755813

>>30748885
Whenever I post the oc I'm making my chuuba I get half the responses thinking it's a girl
People see what they want to see, not even in a malicious sense, if it's androgynous enough they're going to interpret it as the gender they'd rather have sex with

>> No.30755850

>>30748484
I mark my streams with "man" and, now with custom tags, "babi" tags. Anyone coming in at least would have had adequate warning

>> No.30755888

>>30752045
Watching Vexoria explode as fast as she did out of nowhere was surreal

>> No.30755889

>>30755850
literally laughing out loud

>> No.30755926

>>30748484
>Overworked office lady with bags under her eyes and giant udders
>Immediately click watch her stream
>It's a fucking babi
It's been like four months and I'm still fucking angry.
I'll never forgive babis

>> No.30755999

>>30755926
Men know what men want

>> No.30756075

>>30755999
If that were true, the men in question wouldn't pretend to be anime girls

>> No.30756081

>>30754381
I want you to do one of your "noooooo"s after I tell you I'm gonna fill your boiwomb with my seed while I'm railing you

>> No.30756093

>>30755999
It's a shame though. Babis take all the cool designs while females are always cat/bunny/generic animal girls with varying degrees of lewd.

>> No.30756110

>>30755926
>vtuber mentions they're raiding someone
>name is literally queen X
>get into stream
>cute model
>its a man
disgusting. i wouldnt mind but that fag keeps coming into streams i watch

>> No.30756138

>>30756093
It's well known that women aren't creative because they never have to be.

>> No.30756873

I want to stalk chuubas in vr...

>> No.30757097

>>30756093
I have so many cool ideas for vtubers. I thought of one for a male chuuba based on Behemoth from the book Master and Margarita, generally an ikemen cat man design with varying references to the novel and soviet Russia. Requires cool chess streams. Am gril by way so couldn't use this design myself without being a reverse babi which is a no no.

>> No.30757596

>>30748699
Not a frog, nor fr*nch. I just like 'em, so have a few emotes.
kawazu_shoutarou and francisgrenouille are the two frogchuubas I know.

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>>30755926
>office lady
>It's a fucking babi
Many such cases.

>> No.30759260

Thoughts on my design?
https://litter.catbox.moe/digk3l.png

>> No.30759325

>>30759260
another viewercorder becoming chuuba?

>> No.30759384

>>30759260
Aaaa help me riggerman!

>> No.30759454

>>30759325
>viewercorder
I don't know what this means I started coming to /asp/ like 2 days ago

>> No.30759494

>>30756138
Patently false, there's many great women creators. I'm sure the height of "creativity" is girl template with huge tits

>> No.30759552

>>30759454
The jignx/visage/mirage/phantasmagoria cord member

>> No.30759561

>>30759494
you don't understand! women are stupid and uncreative because they don't make designs that appeal to my dick!
like generic tired OL with big tits!
or generic cat girl with big tits!
or generic fantasy woman with big tits!
or lolis!

>> No.30759692

im glad im a babi without a cute model

>> No.30760039
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>>30753682
Literally a female boy. Cannot be beat.

>> No.30760173

>>30759692
I bet you're cuter than you think

>> No.30760227

>>30760039
But you posted a malegirl...

>> No.30761226

https://www.twitch.tv/maplemothvtuber
hollow knight
pls help me i suck at video games

>> No.30761317

>>30760039
dog>>>>>>>>>>maple
I LOVE FEMBOYS

>> No.30761673

>>30761317
Maple>>>>>>>>Dog

>> No.30761725

>>30761673
you used less more thans than me. your love is fake.
DOG>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MAPLE

>> No.30761896

>>30760173
I'm cuter than my model that's for sure. But I'm almost done being a babi

>> No.30762296

>>30761896
i'm not a babi but i'm pretty sure i'm cuter than my model

>> No.30762471 [DELETED] 

Thinking of doing a karaoke. Never done this kind of thing before. But what do you guys think?

https://vocaroo.com/11XqC8ZUQrKt

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https://www.twitch.tv/jaydeadthegoat

drawing some wojak edits of others and simultaneous gambling in a gacha

>> No.30762662

>>30762471
RIP notes...

>> No.30762782

Jays laugh is hot

>> No.30762994

>>30762662
That bad? Shit. Guess I'll nix that idea for the foreseeable future.

>> No.30763104

>>30762471
sounds like a male

>> No.30763159

>>30762471
tonedeaf

>> No.30763502

>>30762994
Maybe Hey Jude isn't your song?

>> No.30763648 [DELETED] 

>>30763502
Probably not. Honestly probably kind of a difficult song, idk. Might be a tad too high at parts. I don't know what to sing, I usually listen to songs without vocals.

Any recommendations songs?

>> No.30763697

>>30763648
maybe a song without any singing in it

>> No.30763722 [DELETED] 

>>30763697
Ill just kill myself then. See ya.

>> No.30763794

>>30763648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y77BelxUQY

>> No.30763872

>>30763648
serious question but can you not tell the difference between notes or that you aren't singing the right notes?

>> No.30763886

>>30762471
Here's the vocaroo in case someone is curious on what got deleted here
https://vocaroo.com/11XqC8ZUQrKt

>> No.30763948

come on anon, if you can't deal with teasing and embarrassment, streaming probably aint going to be a good time.

>> No.30763990

>>30763948
no one was even that rude

>> No.30764025

>>30763872
that's being literally tonedeaf
it can also happen when you listen to a loud instrumental and cant fully hear yourself (its why singers use in-ears, but a simple solution is to just use headphone on one ear and use the other one to listen to your voice), but the instrumental didnt sound that loud in that vocaroo...

>> No.30764110

>>30763948
I got what I wanted. People telling me the truth. I guess Im irredeemably bad at singing. That's fine, if I had put a lot of time into it I would feel bad probably but I didnt so ill just stick to what I am actually good at.

>> No.30764204

>>30764110
there's no such thing as being irredeemably bad at something but if you can't tell the difference between notes you'll have to work to be able to do that

>> No.30764272

>>30764025
I did have my headphones over both ears, maybe I would have done better without them. Oh well. Im giving up on singing.

>> No.30764347

What microphones do you guys use? I was thinking about getting a se electronics v7 since it's good for background noise rejection and the pattern is super cardioid, but any other recommendations would help.

>> No.30764376

>>30764110
Just practice singing on your free time.
I used to be just as bad as you, maybe even worse cause I was too shy and would sing very quietly, but eventually became decent (nothing too crazy).
If you wanna take it very seriously you can do actual singing tutorials that are 1000s on youtube, and if not well just sing songs for fun in your free time, it will at least help you use your muscles and you gotta start somewhere. Recording yourself and listening to see what is going well and going wrong also helps.
And for Karaoke nights for fun you dont even have to be a really good singer, its not a concert, so just keep trying!

>> No.30764431

>>30764272
chronic ngmi attitude, do you always abandon things if you aren't immediately good at them?

>> No.30764445

>>30764347
i literally just use a blue snowball

>> No.30764570

>>30764272
do another try without both headphones over ears then
I notice I sound like absolute shit whenever I try that and need to remove one side to start hearing myself and be able to tell.

>> No.30764678

>>30763948
not sure if streaming and 4chan can be compared. this site has some of the rudest people i have seen but elsewhere people are usually nice

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30764688

>>30764445
>blue snowball

>> No.30764706

>>30764431
nta, but that's legit one of my biggest flaws, i'll pick up something, get frustrated i'm not instantly good at it, and drop it, i'm surprised i haven't given up on vtubing yet

>> No.30764774

>>30764688
NTA but is a blue yeti better?
thinking about buying a new mic

>> No.30764833

>>30764706
honestly... looking at your view number, you probably should sweetie

>> No.30764959

>>30764678
I'd rather rec Samson Q2U

>> No.30765043

>>30764706
that's a really shitty attitude, hopefully you can fix it, learn to enjoy the process of improving yourself

>> No.30765151

>>30764570
Thanks for the suggestion. I think it might sound a bit better.
https://vocaroo.com/17g0tLfv8YKn
https://vocaroo.com/17g0tLfv8YKn

>> No.30765179

>>30764706
try drawing, it gets you pretty used to failure.

>> No.30765190

>>30764688
has worked for me, never really had problems

>> No.30765278

>>30765190
Sure but I'm still not gonna recommend it to anyone.

>> No.30765352

>>30765151
you just need practise to strengthen your voice and develop confidence
right now it's like semi cracky but you're not tone deaf like with practise you'll be good you got this o7

>> No.30765580
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>>30764774
If you're serious about getting into vtubing and streaming upgrade to an xlr mic. Usb mics are limited by the motherboard sound chip. An Audio Technica 2020 and Focusrite Scarlette 2i2 are prolly the most braindead options. If you can keep your background audio clean youll have almost professional level quality. Snowballs and Yetis are only recommended if you're dipping your toes into streaming or a hobbyist 1view.

>> No.30765732

>>30765580
I know I should upgrade to an XLR mic but I kinda like how USB mics are just one thing to plug and its easy.
So I just wanna know what the best of the best of USB mics are.

>> No.30765842

>>30765732
None of them.
You set up your mic once and leave it like that how fucking lazy are you?

>> No.30765948

>>30765352
Might try again later. I kinda have 0 confidence now. Probably will just use my time to improve my skills and talents in ways that will probably be more useful. Most streamers don't sing anyway.

>> No.30765951

>>30765842
>once
I wish it were true

>> No.30766025

>>30764833
I'm probably gonna do it eventually
>>30765043
Thanks anon, i'm fully aware of it but idk how to fix it
>>30765179
I've actually tried drawing quite a few times but ended up giving up every time

>> No.30766043

>>30765151
This actually sounds more decent kek
Still there's some parts where you are too pitchy (are going too high) but overrall its not terrible, and passable for karaoke.
Just practice singing, for fun.

>> No.30766131 [SPOILER] 
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30766131

Hear me out: vtuber model in the style of Take on Me

>> No.30766177
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VR Stream, explore VKET with me! I'm really excited, so stop by if you'd like!
https://www.twitch.tv/Lullabaa

>> No.30766200

>>30766131
would only be good if it was animated in a loop that simulates unperfect sketches scrolling, otherwise its just a black and white lazy drawing.

>> No.30766300

>>30765151
Also I think you are singing waaay too much in your head voice/falsetto, try singing more in your chest and in your range. The beatles was a male band, there's no need to go an octave higher with your voice.
You kinda sound like a tranny

>> No.30766412

>>30765179
man I keep fearing the failure and it just stops me from drawing

>> No.30766490

>>30765842
I set mine up once and left it :]

>> No.30766551

>>30766177
Jignxcord approved!

>> No.30766607

>>30765732
>So I just wanna know what the best of the best of USB mics are.
Wave 3
HyperX Quadcast S
ignore faggots on 4chan telling you to shell out for XLRs and interfaces you don't need them when starting out.

>> No.30766609

>>30766131
there was nearigami but they went really menhera over numbers after getting to usual post-debut decline

>> No.30766717

>>30766412
I was once in the same spot as you anon. You gotta fail to succeed! I'm still failing every drawing of mine, but I get better and better. There's no magic way to get around learning a skill :]

>> No.30766734

>>30766609
almost like you should see if you're actually good at/enjoy streaming before spending lots of money on assets but people keep failing this very basic lesson

>> No.30766759

>>30766607
this feels wrong. when you start you want to do your best so you get an audience. why would i watch your shitty sounding stream when i could pick any of the better alternatives?

>> No.30766843

>>30766759
>when you start you want to do your best so you get an audience
no this is ngmi behavior. you grow as you improve. thinking you have to have the best before you even start is how you waste a ton of money on hardware you don't use because it turns out you don't like streaming 2 months down the line.

>> No.30766941

>>30766843
people like you are the reason why males think that its ok to stream with some broken headset mic. im absolutely not going to watch you if you sound like this https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1560986233

>> No.30766992

>>30766941
>stream with some broken headset mic
wave 3
hyperx quadcast s
not a broken headset mic. nice attempt at moving goalposts.

>> No.30767019

>>30766734
it's funny because the people who do enjoy streaming regardless of numbers then get the follow up "they need to quit because they're ngmi"

>> No.30767074

>>30767019
>get the follow up "they need to quit because they're ngmi"
then you ignore them because you're just streaming for fun. that message is only meant for people who cry about lack of inclines.

>> No.30767123

>>30766177
Lulla clipping legs eroi...

>> No.30767186

>you're ngmi if you invest on your mic
This is the first time I've heard this. Congrats on the lowest iq post of this season

>> No.30767201

>>30766177
Lulla is really cute and very talented... I hope she inclines soon

>> No.30767221

>>30766992
waste of money when you could just get a good one immediately and sell it if you don't need it anymore. and males having the worst audio setups is a fact. some females have pretty bad setups too but they can't compete against the shit that males manage to find

>> No.30767277

>>30766607
Thanks for the advice!
I already use a USB mic to record music and stuff for youtube, and people like it, I just wanna upgrade to a better one.

>> No.30767338

>>30766941
>that clip
USB mics dont sound like that kek

>> No.30767444

>>30767338
gamer headsets can go through usb and will have sound quality that will rape your ears violently. its like they have a built in distortion filter that fucks everything up as hard as possible

>> No.30767454

Ame's first mic was crappy (and she is a female) and she made it so...

>> No.30767479

>twitch and obs kill audio quality already
>spend money on a mic you can't even tell is good quality because you have no comparisons
>in your shitty un-sound treated room with echoes and reverb
>using a crappy png of a poorly drawn character
no wonder there are zero /asp/ies who have made it listening to """"""advice""""""" from here

>> No.30767517

>>30767444
yeah but I wasnt asking for headsets... just pure USB mics.
Most of the quality in headsets are for the audio part, not the mic.

>> No.30767525

>>30766607
>>30766992
Not any of the anons you were talking to, but I have the regular Quadcast and i've often been told my audio is pretty shit

>> No.30767595

>>30767525
>i've often been told my audio is pretty shit
link a clip i'll tell you why

>> No.30767601

>>30767479
>>twitch and obs kill audio quality already
whats the point in buying an expensive mic then

>> No.30767648

>>30766300
Ok I tried it lower. I kind of feel like I went maybe 2 octaves lower? It seemed like I was able to hit the notes for the most part though so i don't know.

https://vocaroo.com/126zKtMkE0BD

>> No.30767656

>>30767601
that's exactly it. there is no point. quadcast usb mic is fine. ignore faggots from 4chan telling you otherwise they don't even watch you.

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>>30767454

>> No.30767929

>>30767479
lol no. you can adjust the rate and even the default is enough for talking. it is something those codecs can handle very well

>> No.30767933

>>30767648
Yeah you are already 10x better than your first vocaroo lol still of tune in small parts, but thats because you are untrained
But you are too monotone and aren't putting any emotion in it. When singing songs, another part of it is to put the emotion it needs into it. If its a sad song, put that emotion in, same if its a hype song or a lewd song, you have to interpret the song when singing.
Its also probably nerves.
Just practice singing, and do it in a comfortable range, even if you have to lower it. Better to sound good and lower than to be painfully obnoxious doing a high pitch falsetto voice.

>> No.30767942

>>30767595
I eventually got told it's the fact my room is untreated, not much i can do about it tho

>> No.30768136

>>30767601
if you knew about the technology you would immediately ignore anything that he says. he doesn't know what he is talking about

>> No.30768168

>>30768136
>if you knew about the technology
yeah "the technology"

>> No.30768234

had a fun stream and realized after watching the VOD that the weird audio issues I thought I fixed are not gone :[
maybe using noise suppression will always cause problems but I need it to get rid of fan noise
guess this is relevant to what people are talking about

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nice thread.

>> No.30768386

I have $4,000 in savings and I could probably buy a very good XLR mic but I honestly just want a nice USB mic because I have a laptopt and I like moving to different rooms so it easy to unplug and replug stuff

>> No.30768520

>>30768168
yes. aac is more than good enough to be worth a good mic. twitch doesn't do anything to your audio if you aren't watching with transcoding and on obs its a skill issue

>> No.30768567

>>30768374
Hello stranger

>> No.30768701

This is what XLRfags think USB mic sound like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBl9njBjSFE

>> No.30768706

>>30768234
are you using the built in noise suppression on obs? it isn't very good

>> No.30768859
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30768859

>not making a streaming blanket fort
Not
Gonna
Make
It

>> No.30768914

>>30767942
Sound treatment matters way more than just tossing another few benjis on a mic. And advice for everyone, research your mics before you drop any money. Use google for fucks sake, not the thread. It's not an exaggeration when people say some mics will not work for everyone.
Example: Mic I used to use for vidya gaming sounded like shit for stream standards because my room wasn't sound treated and I physically couldn't sound treat. Issue fixed because I got a dynamic mic instead of a condenser. A refurbed 70 buck Podmic was a vast improvement over my old Rode NT USB just because they have different properties.

>> No.30768926

>>30768859
>killing myself with this kind of hazard
No I dont think så

>> No.30768974

>>30768859
fuck the babi cave, meet me in the chuuba wigwam

>> No.30769000

>>30767933
Thanks. I really appreciate the constructive criticism. I guess ill just practice singing a bit and maybe look up some tutorials online. Need to find some other songs too. The more I sing Hey Jude the more I realize that it probably doesn't fit me well.

>> No.30769041

>>30766177
must grope sheep

>> No.30769075

>>30768706
I actually switched from that to the Nvidia noise removal, it does sound better, but mic still cuts out sometimes and now there are occasional popping noises
Probably need to adjust the filters in OBS, it's just annoying bc I did a test recording beforehand and my mic didn't cut out at all

>> No.30769222

>>30769000
Just practice, and do it regularly. I sang every single day, any time I could and eventually got to a pretty good state. One thing you have to remember though, is to not exert yourself too much. If your throat hurts, stop immediately. And then start again once you feel better.

>> No.30769444

>>30769222
>Just practice, and do it regularly. I sang every single day, any time I could and eventually got to a pretty good state.
Literally me kek
Im still not perfect but Im kinda decent, I think at this point I should take singing classes to really improve but at the same time singing (live) isn't really something I'm dying to improve on in the grand scheme of things of my life, so Im ok with my level.
Learning how to do audio editing is also pretty good, specially when you learn to tune your voice.

>> No.30769497

>>30769444
>needing to tune in editing
ngmi

>> No.30769528

slacking on my doodle reps, any art deprived chuuba want a doodle?

>> No.30769572

>>30769497
Anon... I have 250,000 views on one of those videos with editing, you just use it to fine tune small things, not to completely change your voice and sound robotic like ILUNA

>> No.30769708

>>30769528
Draw viewerchama.

>> No.30769857

>>30769444
I was contemplating singing classes as well but those take (dedicated) time and money. I think I'd be better off taking classes on other skills. Art specifically is something I want to improve on.

>> No.30769958

>>30769528
i'd love to if you're still looking o~o
t.Maple

>> No.30769975

>>30769857
It takes a LOT of dedicated time for sure, but money... eh maybe? There are free tutorials for basic stuff on youtube. Unless you mean getting an actual vocal coach but I think that's really only for if you are planning on having a living off of singing.

>> No.30770225

>>30769975
Oh yeah, I know about the free stuff. But I more or less mindlessly practiced until I was happy and never learned a lot of the fundamentals and such, I've hit a roadblock where I know there's things to improve but not exactly what it means or what specifically to work on. Getting a second opinion would help greatly.

>> No.30770390

Whistling karaoke, or just a stream featuring whistling. I think im actually not half bad at whistling. Is this idea retarded?

>> No.30770436

>>30770390
Whistling is so fucking cool.
I wish I could do it.
Id say go for it, but only if youre really good at it.

>> No.30770519

>>30770225
Yeah same, but its probably a lot of breathing techniques and "singing from the diaphragm" stuff that we need to improve on.
As long as you arent straining your voice then its not that bad, cause otherwise you need to unlearn those unhealthy habits.

>> No.30771343

>>30770436
https://vocaroo.com/156C4wAVAJu2
Decided to whistle fly me to the moon. I was already whistling for fun for the last hour so my lips were trembling a bit at the end.

>> No.30772234

>>30768859
I need something tall enough to keep the comforter high, light enough to put on my desk, and sturdy enough to keep a heavy comforter up
what do I use?

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>>30769708

>> No.30772330

>>30770390
Yes you mong. Nobody is going to go to twitch to watch somebody whistle.

>> No.30772408
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>>30769958
A Judo chuuba? My interest is piqued.

>> No.30772742
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sup liggers, I want to start recording videos before debut but my throat hurts after a few minutes of talking. Probably didn't help to be a shut in with no one to talk to for almost a decade
Is there some daily vocal exercise to help with this?

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>>30772328

>> No.30772986

>>30757097
This sounds amazing. Do you like Kin Dza Dza? I kinda want to be a traveling alien musician that sings in a cage.

>> No.30773346

>>30772742
I guess you could just record yourself reading a book out loud. Might be some good practice.

>> No.30773542

>>30766177
How are you doing both streaming cam and view capture at the same time?

>> No.30773845

>>30744880
Now the croc is singing

https://www.twitch.tv/abigailcrocm

>> No.30774179

>>30772742
Sing to yourself out loud, it's less weird than talking to yourself and also builds stamina

>> No.30774482

>>30772408
tysm!!!!! yeah i do judo irl :p
do you do any combat sports or martial arts???

>> No.30774748

I have a lot of busy weeks/weekends these next few months and it saps my will to stream in what free time I do have because I feel like my inconsistency will kill any growth, even if I know I should just quit being a pussy about it, stream, and improve myself so when my commitments do end I'll be in a better position.

>> No.30774823

Number bad today and it make-a me frown a little. Number will not always be bad but I frown a little today. That is all.

>> No.30774950

>>30769041
Calm down Mirage

>> No.30775014

>>30774823
Hope you're ok anonchama you got this.

>> No.30775285

>>30761725
Damn you, you win this battle

>> No.30775537

>>30775285
i'm happy to get any support dw (> ^_^ )>

>> No.30775686

>>30775014
Thanks, other anonchama. Someday number will be good. I'm still a noob.

>> No.30775864

>>30773845
God he's so good.

>> No.30776564

https://voca.ro/1bq3jiE3zZS2

My mic is so shite but here's my try at singing, I've always wanted to be a utaite but japanese songs are too hard for me and my singing is grating to listen to sometimes

>> No.30777020

he's so gooood omg

>> No.30777042

fUcK bAbIs

>> No.30777153

>>30777020
i mean Abi i'm gonna simp now

>> No.30777746

>>30777042
I'm going to.

>> No.30778195

>>30777042
I literally am

>> No.30778734

what is you're "give up" point? I've been a vtuber for 2 years and I have gotten nowhere.

>> No.30779064

>>30778734
I just started this year but am willing to keep at it for at least five years. I'm in the latter half of my twenties and am just starting college, and my vtuber aspirations are running parallel to my academic aspirations. I'm willing to spend that long trying to make it as a vtuber, and if I don't make it then I'll still have my degree that I can get paid to use the computer with.
Would you mind sharing what you've tried so far, and what you define as "getting nowhere?"

>> No.30779246

>>30776564
Ease on the vibrato a bit.
If you're aiming for a breathy singing style, you should put more substance into it. Listen to Norah Jones

Or just uwu it up like Roboco\

>> No.30779380

>>30778734
when my oshi graduates

>> No.30779631

>>30778734
any time i go through any minor inconvenience or wake up slightly sad

>> No.30780185

>>30778734
I do vtubing purely for fun and I'm new to it, but I have no give up point.
I think if you're actually considering stopping (which I don't recomend) then you need to seriously consider what your goal is, to do it part time/as a hobby or do it full time. If your goal is part time then don't. If you wanna do full time then don't give up still. Don't stop. But if it's seriously hindering your financial situation you probably should or at least go on hiatus

>> No.30780303

I love my oshi!

>> No.30781008

>>30779064
I'm early 30s and I feel like that is part of my issue, harder to relate to the others around (also a male so I don't pull in the waifufags)

I promoted myself on various social media (twitter and reddit in particular), made and shared clips, even edited a full game down to an hour video of just the boss fights. I've reached out to other vtubers and it just never goes anywhere, often getting left on seen or even sent. I have managed to do a couple collabs but have barely heard from the other vtubers since.

I'll be the first to admit I struggle socially online and IRL but I'm just not finding the welcoming and friendly community that people say there is.

>>30779631
relatable

>>30780185
My situation now is that I look at it as my dedicated gaming time. It's hard to find the time as a working adult but when I make it part of streaming then I can hold myself to it. I only get about 2-4 viewers these days, often only 1 active chatter. I used to do much better though.

>> No.30781363

>>30781008
>I'm early 30s and I feel like that is part of my issue
Anon this is only an issue if you make it an issue. There are plenty of late 20s- early 30s vtubers who connect just fine with the younger crowd, you just have to do your reps

>> No.30781641

>>30781008
being a bit older is definitely rougher but there are some CLEARLY older dudes in wvt that people like to cite as being decently succesful, so its ultimately still dependent on what kind of personality you bring to the table even if you can't keep up with zoomer humor

>> No.30781967

>Stream for about 2 hours just to myself
>Kinda lonely but i'm having fun anyways
>Organically get to 6 viewers eventually
never give up anon

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>>30766177
Thanks so much everyone for joining! It was really fun! I definitely want to stream more VR, but I need to build my tolerance a bit more... headset pain...

>>30773542
There's something on Steam VR called VR View! I use that, but sadly it can be laggy. If you use regular Oculus Link, I think there is an Oculus Mirror program you can use instead

>>30767123
I didn't know my legs were clipping that much.. embarrassing..

>> No.30782427

>>30781008
Most of my favorite vtubers are just about to turn thirty or are decidedly in their thirties.
I'm not sure what advice I can give you as far as feeling ill-equipped socially. I'm still very new to all of this myself and haven't made an effort to collab with anybody or really make any friends in the vtuber scene, and I admittedly have never made a friend online before either; my friends are people I met in high school. Two years isn't exactly the longest amount of time in the grand scheme of things, but it sounds like you have to change something about your content, your online presence or your state of mind if you're this unhappy with yourself right now. In any case, I don't think you should give up just yet.

>> No.30782511

>>30781967
Wow, nice. What were you playing?

>> No.30783633

>>30781967
I just find it awkward. If I talk to myself it just feels dumb. If I'm silent then nobody is going to stick around.

>> No.30783729

>>30783633
But talking to yourself is tight. I love that guy. He understands me so well. He's funny too!

>> No.30784155

>Want to debut to get closer to dog
>Don't want to deal with kaiser faggotry
Decisions....

>> No.30784160

>>30783633
Talking to yourself is the second best way to practice talking to other people. Talking to yourself is unironically great training to become a good streamer. Every streamer should go through that phase.

>> No.30784293

>>30784160
It doesn't make it any less cringe. And anyone who joins in and hears it also knows it.

>> No.30784332

>>30784155
What do those two things have to do with each other?

>> No.30784577

>>30784332
Kaiser's a faggot, what else needs to be explained friend?

>> No.30784591

>>30784155
Just block Kaiser. It's that easy.
>>30784293
Your attitude is cringe, anon. You have to push through the cringe. Convince yourself that you are someone worth listening to.

>> No.30784690

>>30784591
Just because you have to do something stupid doesn't make it any less stupid or awkward.
And pretending it's not stupid and awkward just makes you a faggot cock sucking babi.

>> No.30784788

>>30784577
I mean what >>30784591 said, just block him if you're that afraid of him. He's harmless.

>> No.30784870

>>30784788
Stop replying to me or I'll kill myself.

>> No.30784884

>>30784690
I guess you must just be a stupid person. I don't feel very stupid whenever I talk to myself. I like that guy. He's cool.

>> No.30784962

>>30784870
It sounds like you two would get along

>> No.30784960

>>30784155
How will debuting get you closer to dog? He very selectively picks /asp/ies he follows back, and Kaiser happens to be one of them too.

>> No.30785384

>>30784960
WHY WONT THAT TRANNY FOLLOW ME BACK

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>>30784960
>>30784962
It's over. I can't recover from this.

>> No.30785470

>>30785384
Probably because you're the kind of person to call them a tranny behind their back, if I had to guess.

>> No.30785610

>>30785437
unironically just message dog

>> No.30785761

>>30785610
Be sure to tell dog to watch out for the new chuuba messaging him. He'd want to know that he's calling his friend Kaiser a faggot

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>/asp/

>> No.30785937

>>30785761
Dog won't be able to resist my vtussy

>> No.30785942

I wish I had someone who would thirst over me like people thirst over dog... but maybe not like how they thirst over maple you probably traumatized that poor guy here

>> No.30785996

>>30785942
it's so funny because dog fucking hates /asp/

>> No.30785997

>>30785942
Maple encourages it like the whore he is. He's loving every minute of this attention.

>> No.30786224

>>30785996
The feelings mutual. Same with the rest of the cordscum.

>> No.30786568

>>30781363
My age doesn't come up. I try to play things more like hololive (i.e. I never bring up/post myself), more that I just feel a generational gap.

>>30781641
I know ultimately it doesn't matter, most of hololive in their 30s even. Maybe I just see too many Twitter (tm) vtubers

>>30782427
I don't really plan on stopping soon, just been having a hard time with motivation lately due to a tougher schedule IRL. I used to maintain a 5 day stream schedule, lately I'm lucky if I can get 3 days a week.

>> No.30786585

>>30785996
You say this like it's a surprise after how he was treated. He was here to save us all...

>> No.30786725

>>30786585
>SJW twittertard
>Saving anyone

>> No.30786828

>>30786568
Five days is a lot on top of a full-time job and any other commitments you might have. Most I can really handle is four.

>> No.30787226

can't wait for menhera monday.

>> No.30787293

>>30787226
menhera monday is a state of mind. it is also a flat circle

>> No.30787570

>>30787293
When are you gonna get mocca on there?

>> No.30787699

I want to ask dog for design advice, seems like he's got a really good eye for these things

>> No.30787705

>>30787570
I am not Kaiser nor have I ever watched him. I'm just sharing what I have found menhera monday to truly be after reading many /asp/s

>> No.30787758

>>30786725
God forbid he isn't sexually attracted to depictions of little kids fuck that guy am I right

>> No.30787822

>>30787293
A flat circle?

>> No.30787896

>>30787758
Go back.

>> No.30788017

>>30787758
>DON'T YOU GET IT FICTION IS REALITY
>B-BUT NOT WHEN IT'S SHOTA
lol she's friends with kaiser who is a literal shotatuber that lewd posts and encourages lewd posts.
Just like all SJWs and cordfags dog is disingenuous.

>> No.30788032

>>30787758
I personally love dog because he's not a crock pot of radioactivity waiting to explode. What a chill guy, he just blogposts and enjoys his life and streams when he wants.

>> No.30788066

>>30787758
This is genuinely why I don't really wanna have anything to do with the so-called gen 3.

>> No.30788125

>>30788017
kaiser is a babi you mong

>> No.30788151

>>30788017
I don't think he's aware. I don't think he even watches any /asp/ies outside of the ones he's known to be actual friends with.

>> No.30788311

>>30788032
>he just blogposts and enjoys his life and streams when he wants.
If any other /asp/ie does this they get hounded and labelled ngmi

>> No.30788385

>>30788125
What does that have to do with his model being a shota model you faggot?
Honestly I wish cordfags would go corpo so the threads could go back to normal.
At least when the older guys were here they gave good tips instead of being twitter-lite.

>> No.30788447

>>30788311
I hope his tooth feels better. Someone should also tell him to stop eating raw fish for a while.

>> No.30789107

>>30787822
Yes, much like time.

>> No.30789174

>>30788385
>shota
>babi
Pick one.

He doesn't have a shota model, though. Are you confusing him with someone else?

>> No.30789312

Was the Kaiser masturbation vocaroo real? I didn't listen and just assumed it was fake.

>> No.30789486

>>30789312
https://vocaroo.com/12DLlu3erU8C

You can check for yourself

>> No.30789614

>>30789312
he literally admitted to posting it

>> No.30789660

Early for menhera monday but I just confessed to my crush and it went terribly wrong I feel like shit right now

>> No.30789812

>>30789486
I ain’t clicking that.
>>30789614
So I saw, but the man has posted so many blogposts and avatars in these threads that I assume he would be pretty easy to skinwalk at this point.

>> No.30789932

>>30789812
Then who would you trust? A random anon saying it's real? Either check for yourself or trust he confirmed it.

>> No.30790245

>>30789932
Okay, I beleeb. Very weird behavior.

>> No.30790337

>>30789486
The man can't stop talking even when fapping, incredible.

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