/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>30721579
What happened?
Did everyone cop a 3 day or something?

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

>>30722102
They were all a part of my dream. Now that I'm finally awake they've disappeared.

>>30722102
All of the posters were actually just Mori. Without internet, she can't post

>>30722226
Sorry bro, she is collabing with tempus members this week. You will be raising another man's child

remember to love your Mori

>>30722102
I just woke up, but have a cute Mori

>>30722102
Yes

Rise and grind, kings. It's another day to love Mori.

I love you Moririn

I love Mori so much I want to support her earnestly in everything she does! I want her to be content and fulfilled by all of the effort she puts forth! I love her laugh! I love how she's cool, cute, and a dork at the same time! I love her commitment to her friends! I love that she holds herself to high standards, and I love that she's able to pick herself up whenever she gets down on herself! I love her voice! I love when she hums in my ears and also when she's pretending to suffocate me with a plastic bag! I love her taste in games and anime! I love her dedication to uplifting small-time creators because she spent so long doing her best underground herself! I love how expressive her avatar is, and I love that she acknowledges that and regularly makes full use of it! I love her hair! I love her eyes! I love her smile! I love how her original outfit is so edgy and flashy and how it perfectly compliments her natural gap moe! I love that her second outfit is so heavily influenced by her actual fashion sense, which is cool and cute and dorky, all at once, just like her! I love her dumb hat and her hoop earrings! I love that she is comforted by her fans! I love the gratitude that she pours out for deadbeats even when we don't deserve it! I love that she would reassure us that we do deserve it if she were to see one of us say that! I love her tits! I love how she's so dedicated to her niche subgenre of music! I love her lyrics and her flow! I love that she's willing to branch out into doing other styles of music as well! I love that she's determined to improve her vocal capabilities to accommodate her trying different musical stylings as well as her raps! I love that she's always focused on self-improvement and espouses those same values to her community as well! I love that she's into theatre and poetry! I love her odd sense of humor! I love her endearing awkwardness! I love that she takes inspiration from so many things from her life and channels them into consistently enjoyable creative output as well as a wonderful personality! I love that she inspires me! I love Mori! I love her so much!

So the collab ban got lifted but did the streaming limit get lifted too or should I expect the collab to last exactly one hour?

>>30723694
Unclear, think it's still in effect

>>30723694
a first time courtesy collab rarely goes over an hour in the first place

>>30723760
I guess I’ll expect 66 minutes, though if Mori doesn’t get internet it might not happen at all today…

Posting fake Mori

Can't wait for the collab with Vesper, I think they'll have some good chemistry

>>30724172
Yeah I hope so, first collabs for Mori are always a toss up between being good and being spergy. I’m hopeful that she’ll keep up the good mood she’s been in while in the states.

Mori's real crime is her not actually knowing what actual mainstream jrap sounds like.

>>30724288
Don't think anything can be worse than that one collab she had with Ina

https://youtu.be/QEJf90EmKTI
https://youtu.be/QEJf90EmKTI

Did someone need a bartender?

>>30724172
It will be shit. Mori will try to make Sandler "jokes" or any references because Vesper said he liked Happy Gilmore and it will just make her look desperate try to have same interest when Vesper proved to have more better taste in media.

>>30722102
I'm not interested in the collab and I'm not interested in the shitposting about the collab. I'm mostly staying away for a day and getting real life shit done until the topic of the hour changes.

I'll wind back up for Live A Live and Jump King, but I'm not expecting much in the way of standout content there either.

>>30724800
Eigo not jouzu

>>30721579
Previous thread: >>30702759

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Most recent stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5rV1N25ewY
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DEAD BEATS (September 12, 2020) EP: https://moricalliope.streamlink.to/DEADBEATS
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//// Stream Yona Yona Journey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toRPUSEVHfE

//// LIVE SHOW (major debut):
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//// VOD AVAILABLE UNTIL AUGUST 21 via SPWN
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Mori moments: https://pastebin.com/NNZ1QPiV

Remember to love your Mori. :}

>>30724533
I don't even remember why people post Miori here but I like tuning into her streams every time they're posted.

>>30725001
>Miori once covered Red
>Bae's best friend

>>30725133
Oh right, it was her Red cover. I only remembered part about Bae.

Question, does this image offend you or amuses you?

Would you?

>>30725734
I'd buy the pinecone proof

>>30725734
Why are there 2 Mori's?

>>30725576
The original is funny. This one is obviously made as an insult to her.
What will you do with this invaluable info?

>>30725846
Morigang

>>30725857
Why did you reply?

>>30725857
I will keep it for myself. I wanted a 'legit' answer from a deadbeat. Thank you tho.

>>30725846
now neither of them will be virgins

>>30725576
it arouses me

>>30721579
braaaaaaaap

>>30725960
FUCK OFF PIERCE!

>>30725960
Fascinating. So, it's a 50/50, the usual then.

>>30725984

They're speaking like Kingdom Hearts villains again...

4 and a half hours away from the stream, I wonder if she's screwed in terms of internet?

>>30726130
That's not the full reply list, is it? I could swear it was close to 250.

>>30726304
Probably canceled. Lets just hope the collab doesn't get moved to another time.

>>30726172
I sincerely want max0r to make fun of them in whatever the next incorrect summary is.

> I'd like him to take a stab at FFVII remake

Deadbeats woke up to retardation again

not really related to anything but ever since someone posted about fucking a post-concert sweaty and worked up Mori, whenever I think about it I wank myself into a runner's high and a sore arm

>>30726966
Isn't that kind of gay?

>>30726966
I would be horny over that but it's humid as balls here right now so the thought of having stinky, sweating, ball slapping sex, even with Mori, isn't enough right now

>>30726966
Given the hand job and ass shake purely done from her adrenaline she'd definitely straddle you and fuck you rough, also still humping even mid orgasm

>>30726966
>>30727242

Crispy

I just noticed that Lui is playing Catherine. Mori playing Catherine when?

>>30727641
Mori wants to do Persona, but Kiara was interested in Catherine

sex with uncle nowa

>>30727641
>>30727682
Also game finishing Autism is in full force if you missed it last stream

>>30727682
I remember Mori saying she was intersted in doing Rin's route though.

>>30726966
>sweaty Mori

Hello, I'm excited for the Calliope Mori collab today.

>>30728219
I won't be able to see it but I'm sure it'll be fine.
sorry global ignored you

>>30728440

Her RM needs to learn how to sign. My ears hurt listening to her new cover.

>>30728476
Moribaby..

>>30727712
Uncle nowa is pure you degenerate

>>30728546
say jeezuz yeezus japaneezus one more time

>>30728556
no he's not. he loves sex with girls female woman

Best fanfic on AO3?

>>30728701
I was on a Takamori kick about a month ago. I only go there for the porn.

>>30728701
i hate fan fiction

>>30728546
What's the point of signing a cover?
Deaf people can't even hear the music, what will sign language do for them?

>>30728799
not funny

Collab doko

Anyone here hate Mori?

>>30728841
I thought it was a little funny

>>30728886
I fucking have a massive crush on her

>>30728886
I hate that she holds such a tight grip on my heart

>>30728886
i hated her so much it stack overflowed into undying love
sad. many such cases

>>30728886
Yeah, I hate that she's not streaming to me personally 24 hours a day.

I want to see Mori's and Kiara's playthroughs of Catherine.

>>30729060
>Lui picked "life begins at marriage"
FUCKING KISHIDA OPEN THE BORDER, I CAN SAVE HER

>>30727242
She loves validation so she'd also constantly be asking if it feels good and trying really hard to please you, so make sure it's obvious on your face.

>>30729091
Will she make the inevitable Katherine/Mori comparison?

>>30721579
Deadbeats, is it true mori is going to be making some rock music soon?

>>30729294
She has plans to put at least one rock song on the album.

>>30729321
My oshi can't POSSIBLY be THIS based...

>>30729420
since when is her hair pink?

Will Mori acknowledge the cunnyiope art considering how much that tweet blew up)

>>30730020
She will not

>>30730020
My Moririn is cute and funny!

>>30730020
If she doesn't I hope IRyS brings it up on chadcast, although it'll be old news at that point

>>30730130
I like Mori but hate gura

Dead Beats are hornier than usual today
Also
MALE COLLAB MALE COLLAB
I've only seen clips but I like this vampire boomer

>>30729786
>mfw pink- haired oshi does a rock cover

>>30729786
She got away with it again.....

>>30730020
cunnyope loli
we need to push this and bully her into imouto RP

>retards are actually responding

I want her to kill me with these

>>30730755
I want her to nourish me with those.

>>30729321
Neat. What kinda rock has she shown interest in? Don't watch her much, but I hope it's somewhere along the lines of soft or hard rock, nothing inbetween

>>30730911
She desperately wants to scissor with Ado, so..

>>30730950
>desperately wants to scissor with Ado
name one holomem who doesn't

I hope she isn't planning on running Discord, OBS, game, model software, and YouTube on a mobile wifi hotspot and a laptop...

>>30731060
This is one of those streams I don't mind if it gets cancelled.

>>30731060
Yeah, not like she just did that with Va11-Hall-A or anything

>>30730834
like this?

https://youtu.be/JuI-itObQdQ

>>30731316
Fuck off

>>30731365
Wrong thread

I think Lui and Mori should kiss and have sex

>>30729321
>>30729420
UMG will shut it down. Mark my words.

>>30731383
Yeah you're in the wrong thread. Fuck off back to Nijishit, faglord

>>30731422
Same

>>30731365
NTA but you should be the one to fuck off, schizo. It's literally a Mori stream link

>>30731316
I pray to God that this pink turd gets graduated and exposed one day. She never learns from her mistake

Mori has talked with a male.

>>30731446
See >>30731439

>>30731493
To get my revenge, I have talked to a female.

>>30731493

https://twitter.com/nhk_musicjp/status/1558294776423874561?s=21&t=plTjDrxMm75C0j5qFQsM5A
So did Suisei. Three of them in fact. Couldn't understand much, but NHK radio is a big deal

>HoloEN has a Niji bitch
Embarrassing

>>30731316
Wrong thread.

>>30731544
>>30731439
Seek mental help. Mori is streaming on her channel in a couple hours and that will be discussed in the /morig/ thread.

>>30731612
Oh damn, they finally managed to poach Rosemi?
Thank god

>>30731708
See >>30731544
And take your meds, Nijischizo

>Another male collab
This bitch is really retarded, huh?
Deadbeats really are cuckbeats

>>30731436
Why would UMG stop Calliope Mori from putting a rock song on Unnamed Calliope Mori 1st Debut Album December 2022?

I like seeing /vt/ have a deep dive on Mori's mind and her intentions

>>30731606
>whataboutism

I loved the acoustic guitar version of Live Again during this stream, I wonder what other of her songs would sound good with one
https://youtu.be/hl1oofD34AU

>>30731899
The amount of armchair psychologists in SEA is probably the reason they have so many mental illnesses diagnosed.

>>30731977
end of a Life with the piano arrangement

>>30731937
You don't even understand what that means ESL-chama

>Literally Rushia with big tits and pink long hair
Graduation imminent

>>30731606
>Sui got onto NHK
Goddamn, good for her

>>30732014
That one is good. I kept thinking an acoustic version of Ouroboros would sound great

This is genuine mental illness gura poster...
https://twitter.com/ritten97/with_replies

>>30732140
You can stop shilling your twitter now

I'm glad I'm not as mentally ill.

>>30732120
I think UnAlive with a full string orchestra backing would be badass too

>>30731606
Hope taku-san can make another track for Mori. 3:12 and YYJ are great.

>>30732221
YYJ is still a bop

>>30731708
It has homo and they are off topic on this thread.
Go back to /mans/.

>>30732242
I love that song and I wish she would sing it more

>>30732221
I'm hoping for a DeathStar/InoTaku song eventually. I liked what DECO and Giga did but I want a true duet with harmonization on one of his tracks

I think I'll just start posting Mori's Moris

>>30732257
The IM, Monarch, Rikka, and Milky streams were talked about just fine though?

>>30732140
holy based...

>>30732370
Can you please stop replying to the obvious threadshitter? They know and don't care. They only want to annoy you.

Not gonna lie, former deadbeat here. This is fucking hilarious watching Mori crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this girl get collab permissions.

>>30732332
Good idea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Q7_e_u34VY
I want Mori to do this to me one day

>>30725846
Artist originally misinterpreted her story, and thought it was her and her Older Sister (which she doesn't have) going around selling the pinecones, but it's cute and Mori herself said she didn't mind the mistake

Shinitummy

https://twitter.com/dismassd/status/1558460569094881285
It's time to rig a poll

Bootystank

>>30732548
Looking at Mori is always a good idea.

I need oda to see it

>>30732732
Oh I'm looking alright

Takamori love!

>>30732712
NYPA, faggot

>>30732794
Don't think I had this one. Neat.

>>30732257
They are vtubers. Vtubers are on-topic on the vtuber board. Unless you're gonna report for posting males, like a dipshit.

>>30733061
Last time I checked they get deleted in /hlgg/ and they should get deleted here as well.

>>30733308
Nah the homos are fine.

>>30732794
full image?

>>30733423
Never were and never will be.

>>30733586
That is the full image
https://twitter.com/Newbie_132/status/1558425422807056384

>>30733637
Oh...

>>30733603
mom he's gonna argue semantics again....

>I WOULD NEVER BETRAY YOU

>>30734616
I'm really happy she say that
what a great idol journey

>>30734870
This but unironically

>>30734953
I wasn't being ironic, that was a fucking amazing concert

excited for the swimsuit drawing stream

>>30735309
Think it will be memey or some actual sexy swimsuits.

>>30735755
a little of both, just like the minute drawing stream

>>30722102
Reps been keeping me busy

>>30730219
>deadcuck hates idols
typical

>>30735873
>idols
You don't know what that means. Its not some sex service called GFE, go read the AKB49 manga if you can't be bothered to check real idol content.

>>30736094

>>30732332
>>30732503
>>30732548
>>30732670
>>30732723
>>30732732
>>30732794
>>30732826
>>30733017
>>30734114
>>30735309
PLEASE STOPPPPP

You think she even likes you? Pathetic.

>>30736024
big words from someone who hates the bigger idol in EN

>>30736842
>deleted
salty janny

>>30737061
you're right she likes me

>>30736947
no

Reine's new outfit seems to take a lot from the Beat Eater outfit, imagine if we got Mori with an outfit like hers

>>30737861
It's more or less the 3D rapper outfit.

>>30737750
You live a sad existence

>>30737169
>>30737229
>hate
Don't project your schizo fantasies to me

>>30738353
buzzword

>>30738353
read the reply chain, not my fault you suddenly sprung up to defend some random hater anon

>>30738142
>>30738403
>>30738598
Why are you samefagging? The IP count is not going up with an of these posts.

https://twitter.com/my_k3yasu/status/1558284454606430208?s=20&t=7PkqFIfGtC-lmaQe_2Nbpg
Another figure in the works?

>>30738142
I love how self aware you are about yourself.

Is it another Terminal 7 day today with you Deadbeats again?

>>30738721
>series of casual SEX outfits
oh god

>>30738721
>Mori figure in a pose like that Okayu
Fuck the Nendo, get me that shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuI-itObQdQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuI-itObQdQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuI-itObQdQ
Less than 20 mins

>Vesper talking about how he wants to focus more on building their units on their own feet without having to rely on their Holo senpai
I guess it was Mori who suggested the collabs then. I really hope she lets them breath after these collabs.

>>30738721
Coincidentally some of the JP members that she is closest with, good lineup (a sexy Suzy figure would be a surprise, maybe she has a pose like the Subaru)

>>30738798
I don’t think those are deadbeats to be quite honest friend

>>30721579
This bitch has pink hair, a huge sign of being a slut. I would like to have sexual relations with this woman.

>>30738979
wrong thread

>>30738721
>series of lewd casual wear figs
Oh fuck. I'm not one to get lewd figures but if they're making one of Mori then I don't know. Also I'm impressed default Mori strikes again even though I've seen updated more dynamic default Mori's recently

>>30739069
Sorry buddy, I'm the only one who gets to help relieve her enormous libido

>>30739034
You're also leaving out the ENTIRE portion where he says the only reason he'd collab with someone is because he thinks they're cool and wants to hang out or wants to learn something from them

>>30739034
Everyone always collabs as soon as the ban is over anon. Mori did it with Korone, Kiara did it with Subaru. The first instance doesn't determine it, it's the frequency afterwards

>>30739069
can confirm. Pink hair women are nasty in bed
t dated and fucked a she/her pink hair bitch in high school. Once the alcohol hits ho boi you are in for a fucking journey

>>30739069
Fuck no mori isnt your take c-man instead

>>30739168
And who are you?

>>30738721
I had a jar prepared for the Pop-Up Parade figure.
It seems I may need another.

>>30739034
What the other anon said. He also made a big deal that he doesn't want to do collabs for the numbers since the two fanbases don't always check the other one's stuff out. He's doing it because he wants to have fun or respects his senpai

>>30739316
The First and Final deadbeat

>>30739171
It was still Mori who suggested it so I am gonna guess that rule what JPhomos follow is also in effect with ENhomos.

Take your bets! Is the collab gonna be a disaster or not?

>>30739069
Same, I want Koyori and Mori to give me double paizuri DAILY. We need more Pink Holos... NOW

>>30739034
>Mori is bullying Vesper into collabs
She has already forced out two holos with this tactic and she has still not had enough. Does this woman have no scruples?

>>30739533
Depends on if Vesper has his working boots on to carry the stream. Mori collabs are literally a coin-flip.

>>30739808
Kobo collab was carried 50/50 between the two, stop living in 2020

>>30739533
I can't imagine it not starting off at some level of awkwardness. Hopefully the mood can pick up as the collab goes on

>>30739533
Depends on how much Adam Sandler there is and where the conversation goes.
If it's just random references it'll get annoying, if they actually talk about likes/dislikes when it comes to it or other life experiences, it'll be alright.
Vesper can carry a conversation, so I doubt Mori will be overdoing it at the start.

you know, there's something typically Mori style hardheaded in making the first stream after the move a collab
like she's betting against herself that nothing is gonna fuck up

>>30732723
Goddamn i shouldn't have seen this now i wanna touch myself

>>30732723
>pubes
headcanon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuI-itObQdQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuI-itObQdQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuI-itObQdQ
STARTING

>>30740216
Get it out of your system while we're still on the wait screen

I like the new intro screen, I think one thing about the composition is that it leaves room in the top right and left of the screen if she wants to stick promo stuff there.

>>30740369
Done.

So far so good

oh no he activated her trap card

>he brought it up first
Oh no. Mori didn't make the voice yet though so that's good

Why does she sound different?
she sounds higher pitched than usual

>>30740711
even she knows now to put it to rest

I haven't watched any of Vesper's streams, but I didn't expect him to be this much of an oji-san.

>>30740787
It's actually a three-person collab. I'm behind her with a gun to her head, you guys will experience the final yab if she says it one more fucking time

>>30740791
Wait till you hear him talk about tea and his little garden

>>30740778
With how they talking it seems this may be their first time talking in vc so there's that air of first time awkwardness with new people

>>30740778
People tend to vary their pitch based on who they're talking to. Higher pitches are considered less threatening and more friendly.

>>30740778
girls talk in a higher pitched voice when they talk to their crush

>>30740791
Alright, Deadbeats, how long before Vesper tells Mori to watch her language?

>>30740778
Isn't this the laptop mic?

anon pull that trigger

>>30740791
You are missing out

>>30741052
She said she's not using the trackpad so maybe this is whatever mic she has a second base now.

>>30741080
literally he could talk about anything and he finds a way to make it interesting

>>30741097(Me)
>>30741052
Never mind

>>30740791
>>30741150
He's actually REALLY good. I didn't feel any hostility to the boys but I didn't care about them. Randomly popped in on his book-club stream and was transfixed.

>>30740791
Dude is a mega boomer by internet standards; talks about PC building, tea, ancient memes and dwarf fortress etc etc

>>30741253
...that's no boomer

>>30741252
I recommend checking out his roommate stuff. Hes hung it up now but its basically the same vibe

>>30741300
man has held a floppy disk with his real hands, he's a living fossil in internet years

>Mori runs her streaming PC with 16GB of RAM
No wonder she has issues

>>30741379
shut up!

I think it's all starting to make so much sense now

>>30741376
Thanks, will look into it.

>>30741379
Fuck you, deadbeat! Making me feel old.

>>30741379
T-that's not that old

>>30741300
It's some millennial's way of coping, they need to identify with older generations to forget they were born as a millennial

Not trying to cope but this dude sounds gay as hell

ANON WHY DIDNT YOU PULL THAT TRIGGER?!

Hey guys, not a dead beat, trying to set my VPN to lower stream delay
east coast, west coast, or asia

>>30741379
I've done it too and I estimate myself at least 5-6 years younger than him. Floppies are not THAT old.

>>30741300
>>30741536
Give it up oldheads the future is now

>>30741667
Set your stream to 2x speed and it will tighten up the delay after a few second of speed up.

>>30741743
nah, I'm looking at my stats, I have a small buffer and high latency, so that trick won't do anything for me

I'm enjoying this Adam Sandler review with a golf BGM

Vesper seems like a pretty chill dude. I like this guy.

>>30741300
>>30741536
I mean, technically its gen-x to early millennial, but 'boomer' is catchier. Plus I tend to associate gen-x with punk rock music and its weird imagining Vesper having a leather-jacket, pierced nose, and mohawk phase.

>>30741673
He was surprised to learn about truly floppy disks. So I think he might be younger than some think.

>he's a moist man fan too
kinda based ngl

Ruined.

>>30741946
He's the breakout star of tempus, surprisingly. He's awesome, very charming, easy to listen to

>>30741990
He's definitely at least later 20's but younger than 35

I hate that my boy Vesper can't banter back

>>30741990
I mean I touched actual large floppy disks and small hard floppy disks as a child but that was because my school was poor as hell and using 20 year old technology.

NOWAWINSLOL

>>30742078
he's a soft boy

>>30741990
Boomer represents a mindset or a vibe moreso than the generational moniker nowadays.

>>30741990
we're pretty confident he's about 35

1st round

he's not that bad in fact I might like him

>>30741379
i just got into uni and we have floppy disks for old plc stuff

>mori-senpai
Oh no

Never in my life have I seen an Adam Sandler movie and I take pride in it

>>30742086
My experience was similar; computing class talked about storage options of the time and mentioned 60gig casettes as the option for businesses

>>30742274
I've only ever seen the one she watched with Gura and I will never watch one over again after that

>>30742130
no, it's the Man-woman mechanics of Holopro collabs. He's walking on eggshells and I kind of feel bad for him, gotta stop watching because it's just Mori being boring

>>30742274
I've only seen a couple. At least when Mori sets up a watchalong for one they've all been first time viewings for me so far

>>30742274
Legend says if you've never seen an Adam Sandler movie, you're not actually alive.

>>30741028
He actually might. He talked about wanting to curse less since he's been cursing in streams lately

>that forced laugh
Oof

>>30742321
My favorite part of never seeing any of them is that I can see comments like that and think and imagine just how awful they must be then so I probably imagine then being way worse than they actually are lol

Jump King fairy ah ah ah ah

>>30742522
I feel like youre over analyzing anon
I really didn't notice that anywhere

>>30742327
Honestly, for a first collab, they're doing fine. I've seen WAY more awkward collabs, from any combination of gender.

>>30742274
Watch Uncut Gems

This dude reminds me alot of myself. But instead of going gamer rage I'd probably call someone or something a retard and get graduated instantly

>hates Getting Over It too
Damn he's borderline a r63 version of Mori

>>30742417
UnAlive is my favorite project of Mori so it's a sweet win in my eyes B}

>>30742676
it's really starting to feel like that isn't it?

I noticed recently that every Adam Sandler character has a name ending in -y or -ie, like Nicky or Happy or Jackie, and it fills me with irrational rage.

>>30742613
It's the "ojou" sounding laugh, sounds uncanny as fuck from her

>>30740964
no cap?

HE'S IN

>>30742676
>fan of basketball too
Jesas he's a mirror image of Mori he's gonna turn out to be jacked or have a huge dick or something to mirror her huge tits too

>>30742850
Adam is an auteur, you wouldn't understand.

C'mon /vt/, get or something. You're like, getting cucked or something.

>>30742955
gigante ass

>>30742660
>Watch Uncut Gems
meh, anon needs to watch Funny People

The correct answer is the Wedding Singer

cute moment

>>30742850
The character from Click doesn't have a name like that.

>>30742613
There it is again

Holy fuck they're both so cute

>>30743174
>The character from Click doesn't have a name like that.
fucking love click.

He said a bad word, I'm telling Altare

>Same 5 "jokes" over and over
She's definitely acting natural

Deadbeats, your reaper is really cute!

>>30743219
>Holy fuck they're both so cute
fuck off women

>>30743281
damn right

Howard the duck are you fuckin kidding me Vesper kek

>>30743281
Thanks. Vesper is pretty chill and I see my own gamer rage in him.

>>30743325
"duck tits woo oo"

>>30743281
you take that back! she's cool!

>>30743174
michael... mikey

VESPER KEEPS WINNING

Holy shit I thought the dadfagging and this whole family tree thing was a bit cringe but now I'm getting cancer.

>>30743281
Thanks, Vesp is pretty based too.

>Vesper and Mori collab
This can't get more cringekino

>>30741990
He said he played Kotor in college from what I remember. I'm not sure about specific age you go into college in US but I think if he was 17 at the earliest in 2003, it gives 35-36 in 2022.

Mori bringing the Epic Divorce Man energy out of no where.

I've unironically wondered the same thing about Kiara

>>30743646
Christ alive, that can't be his actual age. I refuse to believe he's that old.

I'm just happy she didn't get inside her own head like with some older first collabs
>>30743644
Deathclock orc collab was the most cringekino Mori has ever been, not even a close contest

>>30743728
His age only makes him more Based.

>>30743688
Kiara only exists to ship herself with any woman in the vicinity to everyone's annoyance

>>30743769
>Deathclock orc collab was the most cringekino Mori has ever been

>>30743789
At this point I really hope he isn't single for his sake. Someone save this man before he becomes too NEET from this vtubing shit.

The computer and game talk was the most natural stuff but constantly going back to Adam Sandler and dad stuff is hurting the flow of conversation

>>30743807
>push her away
>see her with other girls
>get mad
>reject your own child out of sadness
>has fits of rage over her being the favourite parent

>>30743916
nigga's already at the smoking meat as a hobby point of his life, I don't know

will watch VOD later but just stopped by to see if catalog is dominated by "Pink Woman Bad!"
it's not, I'm a bit disappointed

anyway, I love my Mori

>>30743988
I think more people actually like Vesper over the crowd that hate Mori.

>>30743988
the beam has been set to gura and ame recently so mori hate in general has been on the drop

Stop trying to doxx Vesper, Mori...

>>30744061
What did GurAme do this time? "They HATE each other!"

>>30744049
ppl watch dude vtubers?
pretty gay bro

>went to a PGA course as part of a business trip
Jesas how did he become a Vtuber.

>>30744142
Surely you'd watch me right anon? :)

>>30744119
Would be impossible to think that after the Rust stream they had so it's probably just about "they are le LAZY"

>>30744119
not them as a unit
people on gura with little shi that started cause she didn't stream for like 3 days and ame for technical bs

>>30743972
So he's either happily married or contentedly single

>>30743988
>Mori already announced that she'd likely be doing some collabs with Tempus
>Mori gave "the talk" about shipping and collab begging
>Collab so far has been laid back zatsu
There's really nothing to shitpost about, it's just dramashitters grasping at straws. You can see them floundering around in global responding to doxx, trying to start deadbeat vs. KFP, etc.

>>30744178
that's not that strange.

>>30743972
I smoke meat as a hobby and I'm not married or happily single or old.

>>30744142
Yeah, you'd fit right in.

>>30744265
what an empty life to live

>>30743972
This mfer is straight up polo shirt tucked into jeans. I love him.

>went on a golfing trip to Hawaii
I sometimes forget that Mori's grandparents are stacked.

>>30744142
It's not gay unless the balls hit, bro

>>30743728
Why? That doesn't even seem that old. But it might be because I'm 30 myself.
>>30741946
He's a pretty normal guy who can talk well and learned/read/played/watched lots of things. He doesn't have any crazy experiences or arcs that span half his life like say, Mori or Kiara at least from what I know of him but I think that makes him very relatable.

>>30744348
/vt/ is their oshi, what did you expect ?

>That doesn't even seem that old
For vtubing I consider it pretty old. I also could biased since I'm 20.

I legitimately think she might have been on the spectrum as a child

>>30744344
You're clearly an outlier to be discarded anon

>>30744499
Little baby child...

>>30744539
You're just figuring this out?

>>30744539
>as a child
Implying she still isn't?

>>30744539
and as an adult

>>30744499
literal baby anon

>>30744499
>this anon was born after 2K
oh god... my bones... turning to dust...

>>30744183
no of course n-
m-mori?

>>30744539
where do I find a on the spectrum gf

Bros?

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!

>>30744617
anime conventions
the ugly ones

>>30744547
>>30744585
>>30744591
Shut up! I always wonder if I'm too young for Mori...

>>30744539
She actually is on the spectrum now as an adult and then.

>>30744748
She likes shotas,

>called her Mori
>now "HE CAN"T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT"
I don't like how the bits and pieces are stacking up.

>>30744748
silence zoomer go floss somewhere else

>>30744783
you're crazy
he's just a friend. :)

>>30744748
If anything, you’re too old for her

>>30744783
you could write a book report with how much you're reading into this

>>30744748
>20
Baby for most people but too old for her.

>>30744783
The "CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT" is a pretty common meme from Breaking Bad. We're safe for now

how the fuck did she even launch it like that

>>30744780
>>30744842
>>30744886
Should've prefaced by saying "unironically without the shota memes" I feel too young for her

Its already over?

I think it's cute how her competitive side comes out even with her trying to dial it back to be less toxic.

>>30744952
Reaper strength, please understand.

>>30745072
Tempus management doesn't want them streaming more than an hour at a time.

>>30745083
same with vesper stifling his victory yells

>>30744783
>>30744892
What the fuck are you guys talking about

>>30745124
Sounds dumb as shit

And here comes the shill...
He's good enough to do it on his own Mori

>Nowa is a Deadbeat
SHE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>30745124
It was actually a very calm collab i like it

>>30745166
We got funny Omega memes out of it so it kind of balances out, almost

Yeah, Vesper got a sub from me because of this one.

>>30745166
Apparently its in response to how some of the Uproar dudes burned themselves out early on due to long streaming hours.

But hey, Cover and retarded management.

They should have just done a zatsu…

>>30745279
>To hands off lead to burn-out
>Now they're being overly cautious
Cover for the love of absolute fuck, you've been at this for 5 years.

>>30745124
Collabs, especially first collabs, are typically around one hour long. Also I think the restriction on solo streams was loosened up since I remember seeing Altare stream Hades for 2 hours.

>>30745298
I mean, it basically was. What more do you want?

>69 minutes
THEY ARE HAVING SEX AAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I didn't undesrtand. Will the drawing stream be a collab?

>>30745298
it was better this way, Vesper rage gamer side was amusing