/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>3068860
dont read the comments then if your humour is that high tier

Even other languages please say the same thing in the English comment format. It's a nightmare

>>3068860
nip comments spam the same thing too but at least they aren't trying to be funny

>>3068935
草

>Vtuber: [Something]

>Me: [Something]
Write something new already, you dimwitted subhumans

>>3068860
Go write about it on your blog, faggot.

>>3068860
It's the same in any other countries.

[Insert language here] comments section on youtube is cancer.

>>3068883
/thread

>>3068860
ogey

It's not just Vtubers, it's anything Japanese related. If you were a weeb 10 years ago, you at least had some brains but these days it's just Gen Z coomers and memers and loud noises funny haha

>>3068860
>reading the comments
retard

I hate redditcattle and their stupid repetitive humor like you wouldn't believe. I also hate wojakniggers, pepefaggots and amerimutts posting about their obsession with nigger dick.

>>3069153
This.

>>3069808
>amerimutts posting about their obsession with nigger dick.
It's leafs falseflagging

That's why we come here, youtube and reddit are basic meme shitholes

You've been on the internet HOW LONG and you haven't realized every single comment section on Earth is fucking trash? Are you retarded?

>>3068935
And the things they comment are in reaction to the stream

>no one:
>not a single soul:
>absolutely nobody:
>
>OP: mE nO LikEY cOMMenTs REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>3069898
then go to twitch where it's just people spamming the same emotes in response to the stream

>>3069883
>we
>come here
>youtube and reddit are basic meme shitholes
This place had become reddit-tier shithole years ago, anon.

ywnbj

>>3069941
>Can't comment in reaction to the stream
>Can't comment unrelated stuff

>>3068860
jp comments arent any better

>>3070060
Keep telling yourself that to pretend you're not disturbing the chat

>>3069942
Eh, its shit but still better than reddit. Not nearly as heavily moderated. Private discords are good but too much of an echo chamber

>>3069875
mutts shifting blame again

>>3070316
>Private discords
Way to out yourself as a tranny

>>3070316
>private discords
I don't give a shit about talking about a vtuber I'd rather watch them
you guys are mentally ill if you spend more time reading comments or talking about a vtuber than watching them

>>3069884
Early YouTube was good

>FAQ FAQ SAY FAQ
>sing JOJO
>pls say my name i'm from brazil

>>3069153
Literal fucking bots, like holy fuck.

>>3068860
most englsh comments are plain trash. many of them are self absorbed attention seekers who want vtubers to do some unfunny meme garbage. they are much more fucking pushy than jp commentators.

>>3069153
I cant stand this shit. Its every fucking where, that's why I dont read comments

>[vtuber name]: blessed noises
>me: dies of cuteness

YouTube comments are shit? What a hot take OP, good job bringing this to light. Never would have guessed.

>>3068860
Anon I don't know if you were aware, but every day is repost day.

>>3068860
its funny how something simple as a voting system and sorting comments by votes complete warps everything around getting those likes/upvotes

>Plot twist: haha something crazy and funneh

>>3068860
>complains about english comments
>writes rant in english
Would had been better if you wrote this in moon runes so I had to use Google to translate it

>>3070040
>>Can't comment in reaction to the stream
who said you cant do that?

>>3075043
My Japanese is still very poor

>>3075070
The one I was replying to

>>3070040
you can do both and the nature of twitch chat is blogposts will get buried completely behind all the other posts so you don't have to see unfunny jokes or blogposts

>>3075254
ok so you have never use twitch before, got it
just pulling shit out of your ass

>>3075281
You don't make any sense

>>3075627
twitch chat is basically just 5,000 people spamming reactions to whatever is happening on the stream which sounds like exactly what you want

>>3069153
You'd expect people to get tired of it eventually. Yet, they keep liking this kind of comments

>>3068860
I'm sure if you could read Japanese you'd hate their comments too.

>>3077742
I've read some and they're far better than the crap we get in English

>watch non-holo vtuber
>see holo memes in chat

>>3072703
You can't even SPELL english, you fucking trash.

>>3069910
xD

>You can't even SPELL english, you fucking trash.

>>3068860
Are you me? I agree with everything and I feel the same.

>>3079786
I fucking hate this so much. They even do that in different agencies!

>>You can't even SPELL english, you fucking trash.

No one:
Absolutely no one:
OP: I fucking hate English youtube comments
39 IPs: interesting...

People: I'm sure non-english comments are much better
Me, a scholar of language: Yes but actually no


Just install Channel Blocker and learn how to use regex and you never have to see this garbage

>>3068860
I can relate
>>3069153
Oh God I hate this shit so much.

>>3069910
based

>>3082450
It's called being a faggot, now go gag on his OP in the bathroom stall, and spare the rest of us from your sore rectums

>>3069624
It's not just anything japanese related, it's everything period.

>>3069153
Nobody:
Not even big chungus:
Gura: A
Understandable, have a great day

>>3082130
Who are you quoting?

No one:
Absolutely nobody:
Not even Chungus Norris:
My therapist: OP isnt real, he cant hurt you

OP: >>3068860

OP: Youtube comments can't be funny
>>3096766: Hold my beer

>>3097308
>>3096766
STOP

>>3068860
Ogey Gura
Don't you have idol meetings to attend instead of reading reddit comments

OP: *tries to have a venting thread*
Me, a pro gamer: I'm about to ruin this whole mans career.

>>3069624
Fuck off 2010 was weebtrash and every year before it. Rose tinted goggle looking ass post snacks newfag.

>>3069624
>outing yourself as someone who never experienced 2000 era weeb trash
I do not miss glomping and where's my hug and shitbrix culture at all

>>3068860
>>3079786
>Superchat: "Hey [vtuber] you should definitely collab with some hololive girl. It would be amazing. Thanks love you."
This actually happened in a tenten stream. I cringed so hard I shut my computer off.

>>3070482
It's literally almost always a leaf or sometimes a Nord that spams that shit.

>>3074130
It shows the frivolity and unreliability of the democratic process. When you let idiots vote, you get the shit government you deserve.

>>3101007
Do people just not have any sense of self awareness?

I started commenting just to say something encouraging and to help their engagement in the algorithm. But if you really wanted to boost them, apparently you just need to say the most used word on YouTube in repose to a community post.
https://youtu.be/yvXDaWC8N58

>>3104295
Pain peko.

Humor is dying

>>3068860
the problem with this was expecting goof content from vtubers in the first place. fat cunts who sit behind cute anime girls while even fatter, greasier cunts sit behind their shittier monitors covered in god knows what throwing moneys at their favourite anime girls in a vain attempt at getting closer to them.
god anime fans are hopeless. I hate every single one of them. this is the content you insufferable faggots chose, live with it/

>>3069153
>Nobody
>Joke setup unrelated to vtubers
>Punchline with a vtuber twist
>reaction image from a marvel movie

>>3099183
Anon woke up and chose violence

I read youtube comments occasionally and just block anyone who does this sort of garbage. There are way, way too many to get them all but my blocklist is enough at this point to make it readable. Here's my Channel Blocker configuration:
https://ghostbin.co/paste/v89xua

>>3113018
>Over 4000 blocked names
lole

>>3113018
jesus fuck anon

>>3068860
you should not read them. the comments and chats on those sites are made by ai bots, not a single human posts on them

>>3068860
>>3069884
>>3069941
>>3113018


Use a comment filter that can auto ban

>>3069153
>Vtuber: [basically what she says in the clip except more memey]
>"-Vtuber, probably"

>PANIK
>kalm
>PANIK

>>3069219
cope

>Nakirium refilled teehee
>Ayame's giggles cure depression teehee
We got it, shut the fuck up already

>>3082680
>something related to boobs or hentai
>le cultured xd

>>3068860
>Indie stream
>SOP appears
>"Could you say [spanish pun/bad word]? jaja"
>"What is she saying xD?"
>"Any spanish speaker here?"
These hurt the more since I'm a spic myself, but at least I try to hide my burritos.

>>3068883
fpbp

>>3069153
Which EN will call this out first?

>>3113121
Literal kids do, who do you think those bots are aimed at in the first place?

>>3069883
you must be blind

>>3113766
It would be interesting if it was Kiara

>>3113018
Jesas

HAHAHA DURRR FLAT!!! FLAT FLAT PETTAN!!!! NOW LAUGH
HORNY HORNY I'M HORNY!!! HORNY FUNNY!!!
*jojo's bizarre adventure reference that isn't even relevant to anything*

>>3084563
I should have looked for something like this sooner. Thanks

>>3113766
Gura already did at 49:42 here. She started talking about it after regurgitating a meme from chat at 46:38 and hating herself for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yqb2Fo213Cg&t=49m42s

>>3068860
>vtuber: Something
>comments: PlEaSe SaY Hi HoNeY

Why isn't Coco embarrassed showing Reddit memes to the other girls in Hololive? I know it's probably less embarrassing in the context of the language and cultural barrier, but she literally shows them the same exact doge/nordic gamer/wojak memes over and over.

>>3079786
any english clip of any vtuber will have that one retard comparing the tubers to holos or popular nijis like lulu. Even if it's their only point of reference, EOPs don't have enough consideration to realize that needlessly comparing two people is rude.

>>3068860
There is no real way to stop it. As someone who basically has to work with the arch Redditor in his office, I can tell you that they don’t care if it’s not funny, they don’t care what you think, they often don’t even find it funny, and that they will keep doing it. I tried to stop it, even violence doesn’t work.

>>3126137
Also remember she has to filter them as well, so who knows how much trash shit she actually sees and shifts through.

>>3126084
I can believe they already overused this one. It didn't even last a week.

>>3068860
The Vtuber community is one of the worst I've ever seen. Motherfuckers try to spin simping as a positive. It's pitiful

>>3125783
I remember her shitting on shitty memes, but I didn't recall on templates, and not this one specifically. My Oshi is too based.

We must balance the ogey and the rrat

>>3157317
If you seriously don’t believe Ame’s dad was arrested for possession of child pornography in 2006 you’re just trolling at this point

>>3068860
I fucking hate /vt/ posts
The same faggot tier shitposts repeated over and over again
The same fucking format used nonstop
The same unfunny nature that makes me cringe every single time
They are all over my oshi's ass like a goddamn plague
They spam the board like there's no tomorrow
I have to watch the video/stream and then close the other tab because taking a look at the faggotry would ruin my day instantly
God damn it I fucking hate /vt/ posts

>>3146094
Were you not aware of female streamers beforehand?

ah yes

>>3146094
true

>>3125783
shark love