/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

▼Tenma Shanti Cover
https://youtu.be/EZD7u3hE9L0
Tenma released a cover of Shanti by wotaku

▼Lumi and Moon Jelly Because I Love You Cover
https://youtu.be/yZxS6qlzON4
Moon Jelly and Lumi did a cover of Because I Love You by Yuika

All times EDT / UTC / JST

11:00 / 15:00 / 00:00 - Remi ends stream when laughing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yceewiS5R2U

12:00 / 16:00 / 01:00 - Iori Midjourney
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gS7x_tsH-c

14:00 / 18:00 / 03:00 - Panko Duolingo
YT Link TBD

16:00 / 20:00 / 05:00 - Yuri Club Penguin meetup
https://www.twitch.tv/yuri

17:45 / 21:45 / 06:45 - Shiina QUEEN cover release
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVThhDo-oZQ

18:00 / 22:00 / 07:00 - Iori WoW
https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika

18:00 / 22:00 / 07:00 - Shiina drawing + zatsu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNVZmVPxT0Q

22:00 / 02:00 / 11:00 - Remi/Airi Super Bunny Man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5yNI9A76RU

Weekly schedule:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDuh0dLEw5xeaUXdJQid7rvlCJUgRIb9tTiv4CvsdUQ/edit?usp=sharing

Rie is trans btw

>>30644821
Why is her forehead so big?

LUMI LOVE

Is it worth creating a cp account just to meet Yuri? I've never played the game. I was more of a Neopets and runescape lad.

I want to mate with The Pippa

NEVER TRUST PIPPA
NEVER TRUST LUMI
NEVER TRUST FISHMAN
They appeal to schizos, but when they find out you're schizo they will just backstab you

>>30645174
I would not mind getting stabbed by Pippa

>>30645112
do it
I've never played CP before Yuri got the itch and it's pretty cool for large gatherings

>>30645221
Do you want to be a Henry?

Hime, I'm begging you, please let me lick your royal, forever-18, nice smelling, sweaty Hime Pits. I will pay the Hime Tax and more

As read by Hime:
https://files.catbox.moe/sem9e3.mp3

Yuri sex.

>>30645302
>a Henry
Little bit of niche internet fame could be fun.

>>30644821
M O L D
O
L
D

>>30645077
I'm gonna...
I'M GONNNA...
TRUUUUUUUUST!!!! I'M TRUUUUUUUUUSTING!!! AAAAAAAAAAAA!!! I'M TRUUUUUUUUSTING!!!

That's my mom!

Now I have a goal to pursue!

>>30644821
Pippa is a retarded niggerfaggot tranny

>>30645859
Seethe glowie

>>30645679
LIA NO YOU'RE NOT WHITE

>>30645348
I think it is just the right amount of it, but he would have to do a heck of a recovery attitude wise in order to leverage it into getting closer to her oshi (in a non creepy way).

I think the cult of Pippa has the possibility of being incredibly wholesome and incredibly destructive. What we make of it is up to us.

>>30645927
She's trying to bond with her only son (me) please understand cultural homogeny in a home is important.

>>30646059
>incredibly destructive
Just ask Henry

>>30644821
>pippanties
HERESY
>>30645062
For the Tic-Tac-Toe collabs.

Lia...

>>30646059
Already is both. Trust Pippa as you trust the vessel and she might channel a better era for culture, entertainment, the internet and literally your life.

>>30646419
>trust Pippa
Are you forgetting someone who is the example of the consequence when someone trusts that toothless rabbit too much?

>>30646618
That not due to trust but the lack of real trust, he clearly did not trust her judgement and silently accept his fate

>>30646618
I am stronger, smarter, more resourceful and not alone. I am on a journey, just like my oshi. We will be wholesome, dangerous and based beyond belief.

>>30646669
>accept his fate
Literally got banned everywhere, discord, twitter, all of Phase Connect and even the fucking farms because he kept begging everywhere for Pippa's forgiveness

>>30646717
Your oshi will backstab you, betray you and humiliate you on the face of the Internet. Beware.

>>30646747
Pippa teaches to beg?
NEVER APOLOGIZE
Should have doubled.down in a creative and insightful manner, instead of being consumed by a fire he cannot control.

>>30646747
That is his own fault for making it worse

>>30646791
>>30646800
Then I'll be a Pippa anti from now on then. Never trust the rotten rabbit

>>30646419
Through Pippa, th future.

>>30646618
Henry LOVE

>>30647267
If he can take it.

>>30647366
He was ready to take everything, even become Pippa's personal whipping boy.
But nobody wants to listen to him, he's too far gone. Even Lumi banned his ass.

>>30646775
When I say "beyond belief", I mean it. Think about what that really means.

I just discovered lumi
Her xcom vods are fun, I like her

>>30647509
Become so "based beyond belief" that even your oshi bans you?

lumibros why is she so perfect

>>30647695
If someone looks perfect, never trust her

>>30647539
Based, welcome

>>30647695
It’s what she wants you to think

>>30647506
Then he should make them want to listen to him? Sounds like an skill issue. Doubt he can go ultra gamer.
>>30647664
Only those not based enough get banned, and those meek that are just content with no pain nor glory. Just think about the "beyond belief" part.

>>30647539

Same here. I miss Beagle...

>>30647695
She panders to us hard and is competent enough to tuck away the stuff of her life we'd hate. Girls are usually awful at the latter part.

I wanted to come to the club CP meeting but they WON'T send me the fucking validation email that is necessary to enable chatting.

>>30647864
He went full anti.

>>30644998
Michiru is playing Dark Souls 3 today.
I don't remember the time though. It's either 9PM or 10PM JST.
https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui

>>30647864
>Only those not based enough get banned
Way to have blind faith to think your streamer and her mods can't make mistakes. Not saying that banning the Henry guy was a mistake though, he seemed annoying enough to warrant it.

>gen 2 are trying to fit in and this is bad because because uh because just because ok

Ten is ID, right?

>>30647938
>club CP meeting
The what now? Is this the right thread?

>>30644998
no good streams today baka time to watch Erina Hades VOD again
I miss Lumi

>>30648082
Yuri is having a CP meetup tonight.

I WUV WEMI!

>>30648082
I messed up.
-club, just CP

>>30648027
You are right. I let my fervor get the best out of me. Thanks for helping me see. They can make mistakes, but to think someone would go full anti when offered the spotlight AND the chance to elevate themselves, it just makes my blood boil.

>>30646210
>Henri
Whenever I think of the Master Baiters now, I see a picture of Henri with a hook stuck in his back. The hook is attached to a rope and the rope hangs from a ceiling. At the end of the rope, unable to get his feet on solid ground, Henri dangles in the air, his face distorted in agony, his arms and legs thrashing about violently. Behind him stands the Master Baiter. Having operated his hook successfully, the Master Baiter stands by with his other instruments, the Dox Post and the Discord Raid. He watches the thrashing Henri, speculating, considering. If necessary, he will move in with his Concern Post and cut the victim’s throat, or with his Dox Post cleave through the victim’s head. The Master Baiter is a maker of tools and if he is an expert tool-maker, the bait and hook alone will serve his purpose. The victim, in his thrashing to be free of the hook, will most likely cut into his back the crippling gorge the Master Baiter seeks. The Master Baiter waits and watches. What a Henri will do, once he is caught on the hook, is always a gamble. There is the chance, of course, that the Henri may squirm off the hook, in which case the Master Baiter will move in with his other weapons. There is, too, the chance that the victim may accomplish more than the Master Baiter strives for and dox himself or, giving an unexpected twist to his thrashing, get himself banned completely from every community in Phase Connect.

Should break or schism occur, the Master Baiter as much as anyone may pause in distress, surveying a wreckage he did not seek and for which he feels no guilt. When he hooks, cuts, or cleaves his object is not to destroy but to impede and remove. Not personal animosity but competition for his Oshi's attention has impelled him to use his weapons. The Henri on the hook was not an enemy but an obstacle. Even had the Master Baiter cut his competitor’s throat he would have cut it sufficiently but no more; had he cleaved his skull, he would have cleaved it just enough. Of his weapons, the bait post is considered the least barbaric, the one which requires the most skill and the one for which he will receive the least censure. The bait’s purpose is to catch and upset, and it was designed for no other purpose. If the Henri on the hook receives more injury than was intended, he obviously received it by trying too obstinately to regain his balance on ground he should have forsaken, or by losing inner balance in falling into a frenzy he should have had the strength to avoid. Nor will the spectators watching on the out-skirts of the circle be inclined to condemn the Master Baiter if tragedy, instead of upset, occurs. The bait is the commonly accepted instrument of the circle where the Master Baiter works, a state of affairs which should have been clear to the victim as soon he walked into the circle.

>>30648207
I'm going to make your blood boil in your cock if you (you) me again, you (you)er

>>30648284
Hot.

>>30648207
>offered the spotlight AND the chance to elevate themselves
He tried that countless times and they won't give him a chance.

>>30648305
That's it, I'm turning you gay now.

Why do some posters here hate vshoujo when /our/ girls have the same type of humor? If they ever had to leave I'd rather they went there than become a boring NPC in hololive.

>>30648398
VShojo just has a bunch of drama regarding most of its talents if you dig deep enough. I only really respect Zen and Mouse from there (+ maybe the JP branch, never really cared about their PLs)

>>30644821
cute feet

>>30648147
I WUV WEMI AND THE WOSEBUD!!!

>>30648380
I already fap to futa and touch my tralala to trap. Although some might argue that is not gay.
>>30648398
Becase of what >>30648527 said (not sure about Zen though, I am ignorant). Also because PC is what a middle point between VS and Hololive should be (instead of niggisanji).

When I begged and plead countless times for redemption, to explain myself and to make amends, but they won't give me, then there is no choice but to become a Traitor.

You are my enemy now, Pippa. All I want is for your eternal suffering. So you may forever remain in the same menhera Hell I was before. May Kson have mercy on your soul because I won't.

>>30648398
They have the same type of humor, but never take it to the level the vwhores do. There humor isn’t just limited to lewd topics either. So let me know when a PC girl talks on stream about getting gang banged while high, or brings her BF on stream

>>30646406
Why doesn't she have the stones to leave these up? Give everyone a heads up to the brand of menhera she peddles

>>30648398
I don't hate vshoujo, in fact I like most of them. I just can't imagine myself seriously watching any of them.

>>30648819
I know the person that drew that, but you are not that person because that person is currently sleeping. So if it is a first attempt at misdirection as an anti, I will tell you that you are seen. If it is bait, then carry on with this eugenic quest.
Henry should have been creative enough with the shot he got.

>>30648527
>>30648813
You're joking right? Who cares about some drama if the content is top tier. We're in a fucking phase connect thread, you can clearly handle stupid online/girl drama.

>>30648893
>talks on stream about getting gang banged while high
Vei? Sounds like just a dumb joke she'd tell.

>>30649131
I'm not aware of any actual PC drama that I would categorize any higher than 'highschool gossip'-level, whereas the VShojo girls' continuos behaviour towards drama genuinely made me dislike them. I don't anti-post or anything, I just tend not to click on recommended clips of them on YT and move on with my day.

>>30649131
>if the content is top tier
Personally I went to watch some vshoujo to try and answer your question, and since Veibae is currently streaming it wasn't hard. She was playing minecraft and talking about dating standards, which I guess is fine but I wouldn't rate it top tier.

>>30648813
Futa x woman is the straightest porn there is. There is nothing gay about futa x woman infact I would argue that man x woman is gayer. Look with futa x woman you have a futa thats peak of womanly fertility with all of the nice curves and womanly features, yet she also has a dick. Now the dick itself doesn't inherently make it gay but rather its needed because theres lots of scenes in hentai that require penetration or use of a cock for its full effect. When you have futa x woman you are an observer to a wonderful world. Man x woman is truly the gay choice, imagine having to have a man there to get off to it, because for some reason an extra fat ass and a pair of huge tits is offensive to you. Like if you can't get off to futa because you think its gay but you can only get off to man x woman, buddy youre the one thats gay if you need to have a man there. Futa x woman is the purest form of art because its an unobtainable reality. Yes i know trannies exist and no i do not like them they are not my thing. Trannies does not equal futa. Futanari is something bigger, better, and stronger too. The reason why Futa is so perfect because you have what doesnt exist, you can have it both ways with futa! The key takeaway is that, true futanari should have balls and a vagina! This itself is the essence of the soul! Futa x woman is the straighest form of art, it is classical enjoyment. For example, imagine if Iori was futanari, tell me anons, wouldn't you love to see what shenanigans futa groomori gets up to? Futa x woman is straight and it's the most powerful. If you disagree you're simply living in fear because deep down you know I am right, and you know who you are if you're reading this.

>wake up
>see Lia has posted her schedule
pure soul and kino is back on the menu all is right with the world.

>>30649510
I take it this was just the orginal ad and that they're not reacting to moonman parody songs.

>>30649503
>The key takeaway is that, true futanari should have balls and a vagina! This itself is the essence of the soul!
BASED BASED BASED
>For example, imagine if Iori was futanari, tell me anons, wouldn't you love to see what shenanigans futa groomori gets up to?
I’d let her dominate me

>>30649503
Same anon and I agree completely. I would also say that monster x trap and trap x trap is as straight as regular heterosexual porn, even sometimes a little bit more.

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>30649694
>I'd let her dominate me
That is a little but gay, anon. Nothing wrong with that, but just saying you are a bit faggy. Maybe not full gay, maybe not even irl bisexual, but just a pinch faggy.

>>30649788
No Pipplove, only Hatred

>>30649503
wtf is that senseless babble.

>>30649858
Oh yeah I’m totally not a faggot irl haha… ha… ha

>>30649873
Don't be a hater, Henry the hater
Hate crimes might not be real, but hating Henry is. Hang there, Henry.

>>30649503
>>30649694
>>30649766
Oh, you poor souls, trying to rationalize your sexuality in such a twisted way to comfort yourselves... I have been there, thinking "He looks feminine enough, no way I'm gay, right?" I know what the beginning of such degeneracy is like. Heed my warning, for this pipeline lays its pipe in you with neither warning nor consent: This is just the beginning. Soon enough, no dickless women will ever satisfy you again. I pray you do not go down the same path I did, my friends, for there is no turning back.
tl;dr
You gay nigga

>>30649510
I trust Lia is streaming today and tomorrow?

>>30650072
Don’t worry, I already know. I’m not childish enough to cope that hard

PANKO MANKO

>>30650147
Dunno, I think they are kinda right. The 2d and 3d barrier does a lot to make it work for straight men. Although I bet at least one tried to milk his prostate (no homo).

>>30649503
Liking Futa is not gay, if you are secure in your sexuality you can enjoy all kind of things
But justifying it as more than ''its hot'' makes you a coping homo

>>30650263
If it has a dick, it's gay. It's that simple. Stop trying to rationalize your faggotry.

>>30650263
stop being copephobic

>>30644821
What were you thinking by putting Pippa's feet as the OP, now I have to stare at her soles all the time while browsing

>>30650293
>If it has a dick, it's gay
Not all men are gay faggot chan

>>30649033
Considering the amount of bait posting that goes on in image boards, it is surprising how little understanding of it exists among newfags before they enter a thread. My own education for web surfing was thorough enough, but I never had a course on “How to Recognize Master Baiting When You See It.” Even a short lecture would have been helpful.

>>30650386
I'll be clearer.
If you lust after anything that has a dick, you are gay.
You obtuse queen.

Why does Lia not like cheese and why is she dreading eating cheese with Airi?

>>30650304
Oh no!

>>30650528
>Why does Lia not like cheese
Because she doesn’t like cheese
>and why is she dreading eating cheese with Airi?
Because she doesn’t like cheese

>>30650528
iirc she has a bit of a lactose problem so it may make her tummy hurt

>>30650528
she's afraid of her braps

>>30646059
I love this cute toothless yabbit.

Michiru is starting now for some reason.
https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui

Thinking about shiina wearing yoga pants and tooting on my face

>>30650461
Almost intentional, although probably the manifestation of some game theoretical equilibrium. Also there are books that cover the psychological aspects involved.

>>30650611
Cheese triggering lactose intolerance is a fucking myth, I can take like 3 small squares of a chocolate bar about 1.2 cm by 1.2 cm and almost get diarrhoea but I can fucking eat cheese for days since the lactose content is like 80% of regular dairy products and when it comes to hard cheeses its close to zero lactose

Dare i say ... BASED?

>>30652017
not a furry and straight man but I can see why she wants to eat out of a dog bowl for the white dog
I am a Lia Understander

>>30652104
Oh, so she'll eat like a slave for the WHITE dog, but not the BLACK bird? Damn, lia.

I unsubbed from Lia after going all in on Lumi lol

>>30652568
Why not both.jpg

>>30650929
Michiru love!

>>30652658
No time

>>30652568
Imagine going "all in" on a girl at the exact start of her longest break in a year. Anon, on the offchance that you're not a shitposting anti, you picked a really retarded time.

>>30652017
Who will fish man send in to the call to try to shut this one down?

>>30652949
Pippa

>>30653190
Pippa might be the only one able to make it awkward enough

>>30646059
>destructive
There really isn't that much anyone can do about that tho. Schizos latching onto famous people and becoming a menace has been a thing since forever.

>>30652017
unfathomably so

As far as watching Lia tow the final yab during drunk streams, what else does she bring to the table? She doesn't seem to do much else.

>>30652017
I am pretty sure she'll pull a
>I HATE FURRIES BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT REAL

>>30648398
You're either not watching any phase or any vshojo streams.
Retards really need to start figuring out that they shouldn't treat random schizo posts on /vt/ as a solid base to form an opinion on.

When is the shiina and hime menhera yabcast?

why's nobody talking about the person who's, you know, live right now?

>>30653906
Because I don't speak japanese

>>30653906
Who is that, anon? Could you link their stream?

>>30648398
Since most users on the board are/were Holo viewers, it's inherited from the "glorious pure japanese waifu vs disgusting western whore who have a 20+ bodycount at 16"
Given 4chan difficult relation with nyanners + the fact some vshoujo have a more crude type of humor, it helped tribalfags to picture them as the vilain of vtubing and start calling anyone using twitch a "twitch whore" etc.
Like everywhere they're a mixed bag, and a few annoying ones like Froot sadly engage in twitter drama, but it's not a huge deal like /vt/ makes it to be overall.

>>30653755
I think they already did it, but nobody noticed

>>30653906
fuck japs

>>30654242
gladly

>>30654242
open the borders first then

>>30653755
Nothing against them as people but that combination is about as deserving of the title Yabcast as something aired on a primetime cable channel deserves the label "controversial".
You'll get baseline women's TV rather than kino.
>>30654174
This.

>>30653906
Only a few actually watch Michi or any other talents
the majority of people in these threads are here for pippa and yumi, the rest are just shitposting threadreaders and don't actually watch any streams

>>30654064
>"glorious pure japanese waifu"
Bullshit, I hate the Japanese and am horribly racist against them except for the Phase chuubas

>>30654064
You are saing it like it's a bad thing.
Yes, indeed I don't like disgusting western whores and the only western vtubers I watch have neetvibes so thick that I'm fairly optimistic about their bodycount.

>>30654475
Artia...

>>30654370
This thread is 90% pippa. There are probably 5 luminiggers (including the anti), 5 gay lia likers. And twain he is the only one who posts about the cat

>>30654370
I am a Lumi, Erina, Tenma, and Banko watcher, ordered by who takes priority over whom

>>30654370
I like the music bear and the midget fox

>>30654567
Oh and I watch the VODs of when Lia goes full kino stream

>>30654544
>This thread is 90% pippa.
How are retards this resilient to noticing what is right in front of them to actually believe shit like this?

>>30654544
Sure.

>>30654536
Actually used to watch her lol

Pippa hasn’t streamed in forever and is still always big in the middle of the wordbubble. This is her thread

>>30654567
part of me wishes he had an alternate version of this without the jizz

>>30654544
>5 luminiggers (including the anti)
antiing is how I show my love

>>30654706
The 3 most prominent names in the bubble are almost always Pippa, Lia and Lumi. To say it is just pure Pippa is disinegeuos ah fuck I’m responding to bait aren’t I

>>30654717
gotta get that protein intake

>>30654370
I used to speak of here and Lumi/Chapipi there,
so now I speak of Lumi and Lia.

>>30654544
>>30654370
Gentoo seems to have a slightly bigger presence than the non-main Genwun & Invaders all things considered. Tenma used to be fairly strong but people seem to have unironically dropped her over the Twitch thing.
Either way.
All things being equal the sheer amount of stream discussion is still higher than anywhere else in the small corpo alliance (Mio and Lisa for example are thread faves and on par with our top 3 CCV wise but get maybe 10 posts per stream) so generally speaking things are fine.

>>30654640
Pippa hasn't streamed in almost a week and there is still more discussion about her than most of the other girls combined.

>>30651984
1. Lia can eat cheese fine. She hates the texture.
2. I can't imagine a life without lactose. How do you live without killing yourself?

>>30654843
I used to speak of Lia here*

>>30654923
lets be honest anon, no one really speaks Lia, the language is ever-evolving

I need to find the thread that had the 4cc voting results. that was a good indicator of how things are split.

/pcg/ is pippa and it is not even remotely close. then it is lia/lumi/michan in whatever order, then it is yuri/airi. then the rest.

>>30654843
I want Chip to politely yet brattily list all the things wrong with my Ramen starting with the eggs not being marinated right.

>>30654528
No, I said it like it's a overly exaggerated version of reality, and whether someone is streaming trough twitch or youtube doesn't make them a "whore". Not to mention all those "Japanese superiority" people seem to ignore how infamous is the promiscuity of the NND/utaite scene (where many holo were from), the west is a joke in comparison.

>>30650175
Banko is offering $$$ advice for the poors
https://twitter.com/komachipanko/status/1558086434464088064

>>30655032
>Airi
There are like two dudes posting about her when she streams. Considering how the thread looks when she streams, Remi is probably the 3rd most popular chuuba /here/.

>>30655121
based daughter

For me? It's Lia, Pippa, Yuri with priority going to Lia (as if that matters because they don't overlap that much)
I haven't watched Banko yet, but I like her memes and I will get around to it so I will post her from time to time

I just realized what's odd about Panko's design.
She's 'meant' to have a typical Randoseru but instead they put that weird pastel thing with the acorn in there, plus her braids needed to be just a little longer with bigger bows.
Her cunny potential was nerfed.

>>30654907
I just buy lactose free milk/cream when I need to do sauces and shit, not really that hard. Same with chocolate, I just buy the lactose free chocolate bar which costs double of the regular. There was a lot of ice cream that was lactose free for a while since avoiding lactose became a fad but now it is quite hard to find lactose free ice cream so I just pop some pills.
It's much better in Finland, they have lots of lactose free ice cream since their finngol blood (I am of finngol descent but in Sweden) makes them have a lot more lactose intolerant people. Fuck now I crave salty liquorice ice cream, gotta stay strong for Lumi, I need to lose weight

I NEED a Shiina GF

>>30655172
>Remi is probably the 3rd most popular chuuba /here/
not even sure she is in the top 3 most talked about of gentoo in this thread

>>30655225
>acorn
>ACORN
>A C O R N ! ! !
it's bamboo
Antis are blind

>>30655280
I sure am grateful my real meemaw was a dairy farmer.

>>30655295
During her last pedo bait stream the thread was drowned by remi posts and people were seething about it.

>>30654877
Pippa is living rent free in anti and also mine head

>>30655199
Early Panko streams kinda mid. Her recent GTA and Henry Stickman are good.

I rarely watch streams, maybe an hour or so of Lumi every few days, but I post about all the other girls nonstop. Sometimes I'm an anti, sometimes I'm a gosling, hell sometimes I'm both in the same thread. I formed my opinion on each girl from the posts in the thread and just that as the basis of my posts.
I do it because these girls need to learn to not be complacent and that the world isn't all flowers and sunshine.

>>30654544
>And twain he is the only one who posts about the cat
I'll disappoint you there. There's quite the catposting going on when I'm sleeping.

>>30655511
catposting?

If pipkin pippa is such a great act then where is all her porn? A popular vtuber will have a steady stream of pornagraphy being generated. This is as close to the bunny cunny as ive been able to get

>>30655032

>>30655409
anon that's 1 stream in 1 thread.
using this week as an example, pippa and lia haven't streamed in like a week and the thread still regularly talks about them
wemi will get there don't take this as me bad mouthing her she has the most soul of gentoo

>>30655551
catposting

>>30655499
>Justifies unwarranted antiposting based on the most retarded information hub on the internet as the greater good
k, psycho

>>30655577
I like to watch her but I just can't lewd her, it just doesn't work for me.

>>30655511
I sure hope she gives you thigh pics or something for your troubles. Plus Yuri is scared the unvaxxed ritual posting will get her canceled so that died down.

>>30655668
NTA but agreed. Remi, and most of gen2, just aren't talked about as much outside of streams. It's not a bad thing per se, they just don't have an extremely exuberant personality with a lot of memorable moments or quirks to consistently talk about yet.

>>30654544
>And twain he is the only one who posts about the cat
yuri has the brapbros posting about her now too. yuri is gaining power in this thread as we speak.

>>30655715
He's not a psycho. He's a troll with a moralfag streak.

>>30655032
>>30655616
>82% of /pcg/ likes Pippa
STRONG

>>30655577
Go ahead and tell me how you can fap to this.

>>30655784
Maybe some of gentoo shoulf lose a couple teeth

Sometimes I anti when I see the anti train rolling.
Sometimes I anti myself and don't even realize it.
I do it for the love of the game.

>>30655753
>>30656179
Sometimes a man gets urges. Also its about the principle anyhow

can't stop brappin'

>>30656384
They see me brappin', they sniffin'

>>30656225
and hair

>>30655121
Kind of generic advice. Would've been better if she said that the only way to support her is through donations and that everything else is pointless.

>>30655511
Yeah, I think there is atleast three of us who love love love her

>>30655616
>>30656150
that split seems about right.
the only thing that might have changed is hime probably lost some support.

Is there anyone in Phase who I'd like if I like balding women?

>>30656695
None of them are ugly gremlin slavs so no

>>30656179
How can you say you love her if you can't even fap to her?

>>30655869
>implying I haven't been posting about Yugi for the last 2 months
her and Lia are top brap girls. I like them so much the braps don't even matter any more I love them for being them.

>>30656695

i hate you brapfags so goddamned much

>>30657082
UwU

i love you brapfags so goddamned much

A cat is fine too...

>>30657082
*braps on you*

please stay away from Nen she doesn't deserve this from the worst member of phase

>>30657082
I'll never forgive the brapfags for what they made Yuri do to Lia.
https://files.catbox.moe/gphnc7.mp4

>>30657289
a cat is fine two

>>30655616
>0 votes
>uruka
how could this be

>>30656150
>Iori only at 8
increase it, or else

https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys/status/1558099182178537473
go go go

>>30657082
Same

>>30657575
>Thread

>>30657575
if people just submit shitty holo clips like they always do I will be so pissed

>>30656179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbkPTRrAnoo
Hear it from the lady yourself

>>30657082
so long as they don't brappost in actual chat, i'm cool with it. they seem to know their is a time and place

>>30657626
yes, they are called like that in twitter too

>>30657423
Literally who? Seriously literally who is nen?

>>30657487
sorry, must have been asleep

>>30657487
Uruka fags are too lazy to vote for their girl. Truly shameful.

did rie ever open up anonymous maros? or is she still hiding them behind twitter verification?

>>30657767
imagine nijj's yugo without the menhera episodes and bad english https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNUS0XshN1Tf7iLdd0MpPAg

>>30657575
Does she really think her retarded ass will be able to not giggle in the first or second video

>>30657884
>click their channel
>go to most recent video
>skip a few minutes in
>hear "lowkey"
>close tab

>>30657972
lowkey kinda prejudiced, ngl

>>30657767
>>30656332
>>30655753
>our system thinks your post is spam

>>30657829
looks like they are just flat out closed again

>>30657972
anon I feel the need to tell you even non-zoomers are using zoomer logo now because it's popular
like people 30-40 are saying lowkey fr on god now

>>30656150
>Pippa and Tenma that high
I will never understand.

>>30658130
>Pippa Connect General

>>30658130
>by far the biggest chuuba's in phase connect
>have a lot of support and big voter turnout
it is a mystery

>>30657571
I get Iori's armpits may smell heavenly, but has anyone considered filtering the air they breathe through Michiru's ripped jeans after an all night gaming session?

>>30658130
I get you, Sakana deserved the number one spot

>>30658286
>Michi's thighs after that some 24 hour sekiro stream trying to beat Isshin

the final yab will come from sakana.
one morning, we will all wake up to a tweet that he has sold phase connect. everything will change and it will crumble. there will be talent exodus because they will lose the freedom he affords them.

>>30652017
>white woman
I shouldnt be surprised.

>>30658398
I believe in the fish

>>30658286
Hehahah... how about iori's armpits smelled through michi's jeans.... EHAHAHEHWHWHA NOW TTHAT IS STRUELY ANSD EXEQUISTICRE SMELL!!!! THE RIPPLING JEANSSS OFF SNDLFIGJT LALTE JMNIGTHE SOULS SJESSSIONNWIGH MICHI!!! SHE TAKES THEMMM OFFF IORIRIRIRIR RUBS HER ARMPITS ON THEM!!!! NO!!! SHE STICKS HER ARMPITS INTO THEM!!! ONE SNIFF!!! HEAVEN ASCENSION!!!

>>30658496
Armpit Anon has blessed this thread.

>>30658496
Incredible. You continue to be my most favorite poster in the thread armpitanon

>>30658130
I can understand why retarded faggots might have a problem with Pippa but what's wrong with Tenma?

>>30657643
>>30657575
...fuck too late.
I have dozens of playlists including "Clips to make relatively unsophisticated girls laugh" because that's the best way to get them to cough up their gardening secrets.
Conversely I have a list of videos to test whether people in a place are going to consider not littering a sign of homosexuality.

>>30655577
I have 11 illustrations of the bunnies cunny that are of at least decent quality, none of the pipkun or aegis shit. They exist, some have been posted in this thread, others on twitter. Do your reps.

>>30658496
Armpit poster love

>>30658742
The one you posted is still low-mid.

>>30657423
Rie is literally trying faghag Nen. This shit gets better and better

Wemi will laugh so hard she pisses on stream
https://youtu.be/yceewiS5R2U

Wemi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yceewiS5R2U
Wemilia

>>30658398
Yeah he's sold to me. We've finalized the deal yesterday. Announcement soon.

>>30658999
>decent
>low-mid
Glad we agree anon

I hate vtweeter hime.

>>30657423

>>30659161
>>30659154
Reminder to click the link so we can get to 5%

i am still reserving my judgement on rie until she collabs with gen1

>>30659305
She needs the Pippa trial of fire.

Does anyone know if streamelements show up on Remi's loading screen?

>>30659265
*deforeskins dick*
Neat. right?

i love wemi's intro

>>30659426
>deforeskins
is that even a real word? it sounds retarded

Pippa's rotten pus-filled mouth UOOOOOOOHHHHHH

I need Pippa. Pippa come back.

>remi gacha rolling while streaming
Chad cute multitasker.

>>30659478
Head on over and find out ;)

>>30659583
dehead yourself :)

>>30654907
>2. I can't imagine a life without lactose. How do you live without killing yourself?
There is an entire subgenre of internet memes talking about how a good chunk of the population would rather deal with the fallout than not avoid it, an-non.
I think this is the post that started it but it's genuinely a fairly common type of humor because, yes, life without lcactose is not life at all.

>>30659750
Seriously, wtf happens to you if you're lactose intolerant? "Oh no, I'm gonna shit up a public restroom and some wagie is gonna have to clean it all up. Woe me!"

>>30658398
I don't really watch them or am that invested in them but the way Prism's founder corpoposted suddenly and out of the blue about "continuing the journey in a new direction" or something incredibly ovenworthy like that and then just... left.
It's just so deeply, deeply WRONG.
>>30659161
>>30659154
>15 minutes
Wait she las--
>she's still explaining the rules
O-okay.

I know what i'm gonna have her say. It does involve racism.

>>30659305
if she keeps the trannyl shit off to the side and collabs with pippa or lia, she will show she is actually very based.

>drink water is on the punishment wheel
waterbros...

>>30659893
it's always very sudden. basically you shit your guts out and not always into a toilet bowl

>>30644821
my favorite VTubers are the ones who have a flat chest

>>30660153
mega based

listening to cute girls talk about their ibs is my fetish

>>30658398
The final yab will be Lumi screaming "nigger" at the top of her lungs. Sakana will be forced to graduate her and after that company culture will change for the worse and eventually some of the other girls are going to leave. A year later phase won't exist anymore.

I'm not laughing remi...

>Wemi cat mario batsu game
That should be kino.

>>30660338
found you

>>30660338
I would love to laugh, but it genuinely isn't even funny yet.

>>30657643
...so anyway.

remi is flaming these awful videos, i love her so much

>>30658398
the final yab will be when Pippa or Lia an hero.
they will get so much scrutiny for marketing themselves as "sad girl company" and it will lead to the downfall

>i dont watch Kronii
I wanna fuck my daughterwife so hard right now

Is this what passes as humor for hololive fans?

>>30660471
>someone in the chat actually says "someone doesn't watch hololive"
I'm about to have a seizure

>>30660338
Lost

>>30660542
Yeah, I don't

>>30660004
Tenma... stop her... call her tell her to drink water...

>slap chest
>slap thigh
you are playing a very dangerous game here wemi...

I saw you break containment, panko-manko-poster

Is this really the type of content you want to see?

autistic mods already overdoing it

CALL RIE AND TELL HER JK ROWLING IS THE BEST AUTHOR ON EARTH

>>30660760
yes

>>30660712
[Europoor Gibberish]

Remi, I'm waiting to laugh...

>>30660760
unironically yes because I can see Airi falling for whatever she says

>>30660760
No, I hate these wheels. I'm just happy to spend time with my daughter.

>>30660809
NO BULLYING AIRI

ENTER PANKO
EXIT PANKO

GOTTEM

>>30660793
now you're laughing

Laughing so hard rn fr fr ngl on God feel me?

>hey, rie. ive got something very important to tell you
>FUCK TARNNIES AND FUCK YUO, YOU TRANNYLOVER

>>30660712
not me

>>30660760
Yes actually. I just dont like the retarded videos they sent her so far.

deadass bussin on god

Decent attempt wemi, Millie did this better though

>>30660441
I also wrote PANKO MANKO but they didntdelete it
>Verification not required

>>30660987
Can't believe she actually said this.

I don't watch gentoo, but are you not allowed to say Panko Manko? Is that just a here thing?

>>30656150
honest to god I thought Uruka was the top talent when I first got into PC

threadly reminder that rie will never be a real princess

Panko manko ad!

>>30661177
"Panko Pussy"

>>30652017
She HATES Pippa and wants her to DIE in a PAINFUL, SLOW, and AGONIZING way. How could Lia do this?

Capcha: 0W0JVR

where is the funny

>>30661255
this is peak sovl anon

>>30661177
Lumi said PANKO MANKO yesterday on stream so idk

>>30661255
Just enjoy spending time with your daughter.

Don't trust or fuck Lumi.

UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

>>30661177
Lia and Loomi have said panko manko several times. Lia asked what manko was and had to be explained to her.

>>30660760
I'm not watching it but it did help Mio and Pippa very solidly (yes there were other buffs they stacked but their punishment wheel/spicy challenge/combo streams were hallmark moments for their careers) along so I cannot fault her for trying.
Lia did a number of slip-ups early on (such as letting herself get bullied out and it's still haunting her.
Numberfaggotry is cancer as far as post content goes and should never be encouraged but the talents very much do need to care at the very least early on.

Not even for the money.
For the impact.

>>30661177
panko manko is her nsfw tag so it should be okay, but a mod will probably time you out because lol they can

Holy shit are doremus really this zoomer?

Wemi gonna beat up all PC members in a slap fight.

>>30660541
Autistic brains are heavily masculinized.
Fishman hired girls so cripplingly autistic their brains actually manages to spit out humor.
Fanbase reflects the streamer so if the streamer's major malfunction is just depression and nothing else what their viewer finds funny is gonna reflect that.

IMHO Rosemi is one of the few other ENstreamers that manage to be genuinely funny in a very childlike way.

I really hope I do not share a thread with the same people that sent in these videos

I expected every Remi fan to be a ojisan like me but I guess we have zoomers in the fanbase.

>>30661239
>ads a month into debut
Fish hires girls as hungry for success as himself.

These are awful, as expected

i'd prefer Family Guy Funny Moments Compilation #51 over these clips

Lia bros....... why is she making us wait until 2024?

>>30660541
humor derives in part from the element of surprise. Unfortunately places like reddit and twitter have convinced the masses through updoots and shit to just retell the same jokes over and over so it can never be earnest funny because it's never unexpected.

Chuubas ad libbing obviously has a much better chance to be sincerely funny.

well... at least these aren't as bad as the ones uruka got sent to her.

Lumi's genes...

YOU ARE NOT GOING TO TELL ME WEMI IS TOO YOUNG FOR UNCLE GRANDPA WHAT THE FUCK

Submitters... please flagellate!

>>30661725
Is this just a shit post on people telling her she needs to stream on twitch?

>>30661725
just Lia things

reddit

Cultured Wemi like high school DxD and High school of the dead
>Ghost stories, that dud was really good

>doesnt watch dubs
>likes Highschool DxD
How can one girl be this based

>tiktok clips
I should had sent her some videos...

please some funny

I don't like that you put me on stream

>>30662000
You still can

I'm sad that this kind of content attract people

Remi saying not funny is more entertaining than these clips so far

>>30662023
She said at the start of the stream that submissions were closed

All the funny clips I know are literal retards. wish i could help but I don't want to get anyone in trouble.

I refuse to believe anyone could find these videos funny

>>30662086
I am currently loling my lmao off what do you mean

Pandora in chat

LET'S GO WATERBROS

>>30660481
Pippa is moving entirely into the other direction.

>pedos have no sense of humor
who woulda thought

>>30662132
Are you a child?

>>30662170
The people sending this shit are clearly under 18

>>30662149
>homeless streamer wanders into chat

>Remi actually calling out the faggots who sent her those clips
Unbelievably based daughter.

>>30662170
who woulda thought that they would learn how to make people laugh at it???
you know its like some of these people will read the first book of a book? well thats how we teach learning
you can never stop thinking about how i want to spend hours every week i will be there laughing all day ? just do it. I will never see my momma in 5 minutes like she did lol
she loves you so much. when we had to buy a car to go to your office when everything was bad i was just so amazed that i didn't feel bad about it im thinking how did i get along with you so pretty much in the end i'm gonna be here forever. im totally in love with you and i'm like happy to see you in your most awesome and beautiful time. im gonna take my time and never miss a chance to talk to you and i promise i'll never see you in person again!!! if ever i am in your life i'm going to love you more than anything lol . sorry im so sorry to all the family and friends because of the unexpected circumstances. i hope this message brings some comfort to even all of you who are leaving us and going down with this illness.
what if this is your last Christmas? im going nowhere soon so try not to upset your family or friends so sorry if i upset you. When will you see me in your lifetime?

>>30662170
Most of these are zoomer videos
The actual Oji-san vods (like the singing one) have been funny

fuck you remi water is good

>someone is suing ralph
fishman??

>>30661904
>>30661725
Allow me to mindread for you, Likers.
I've trained in the darkest arts of schizophrenia that open my eyes to the universe.
It's a countdown.
In 2 years she wants to either be dead or fixed, because that's when she intends to have her basic degree.
It's a countdown she's giving herself and her fanbase.
She'll either be free to stream or she'll be dead.
She has an aesthetic little ritual in her head where she takes down the schedule right as the pills start to kick in.

Also she has a nice little cover story out of respect for her boss and colleagues about something wild and unprobably making her need to quit ASAP but not wild and unprobably enough they'd worry too much.
Alright.
Session's over.
I need a drink.

>>30662279
go tell the kiwis and never come back

>>30661177
Iori won't allow it.

remi is GOMAD

>>30662245
Even that was obnoxious until the last three seconds where it was a tiny bit humorous.

>>30662337
Go mad? Don't mid if I do!

if that spongebob one were like 5 seconds long it'd be way funnier, but they kept reusing the same joke for almost a minute

>>30662335
Iori x Erina is the prime ship atm

>>30655668
You should kneel

>is it even possible to have such long noses
REMI NO

>>30662420
how was their collab? i missed it

>>30662170
nigga I send the Yuri burp one, but Im sure her mods are no fun allowed bitches that filtered it

>>30659893
Well for me if I like drink pure milk I am going to blow out of both holes and have a hell of a stomach ache, if I eat like one small snickers bar I am just going to have a bit of runny shit.

>>30662450
Iori didnt understand DEEZ NUTS jokes so Erina was setting them up over and over then when she ran out chat started giving her more to tell Iori. It was pretty entertaining mostly because iori was so confused. Also we found out Iori's laptop is actually dog shit.

The two have great chemistry

>>30662450
dumb cyborg spreads her deez nuts ilk to innocent babu deer of blue bear upbringing

What are the best ships in PC?
For me it's Pippa x Lisa and Lia x Uruka

Why is a urufagang one of Remi's mods???

>>30662535
>>30662563
thanks, frens

>30662420
But my dick can't handle it.

>>30662583
you need to watch it from Erina's pov in the vod btw, Iori's laptop wouldnt load obs for 3 hours

Hehahha... IORIRIRIRIR
https://youtu.be/7gS7x_tsH-c
https://youtu.be/7gS7x_tsH-c

Wemi so cute

>>30662535
>Erina slumming it up with Iori
oh no. she's not gonna make it.

>>30662565
Lia x Airi since they're the same person
Iori x Uruka these collabs have been eye opening
Lumi x Remi moon is tsundere for daughter-wife showing up to chat just to say one thing and leave in embarrassment

>>30662715
>oh no. she's not gonna make it.
its great, Erina started burning up

remi........

Wetard Kino

>>30662715
1. In short, if you can't make it it then there's absolutely no reason I can't be productive.

2. And of course, most likely most of us don't want things to continue to get better or stay better.

3. The "I love you all" stuff is the perfect way for me to make sure.

4. I want to hear you, but I'm not just a "good girl."

5. I want to hear you, but I'm also a "loveable, beautiful, and dedicated femme with a big heart."

6. I want a man who feels like he can only think like a woman.

7. I want someone who has a life of their own and has all the qualities that make a woman attractive to men.

8. A man who's ready for the woman.

9. The man-love-me-and-myesth-as-we-are and I guy.

10. As a man who does everything but love the man.

11. A man that wants to become a man but is scared of women.

12. A woman who wants to be like you, but is afraid of men.

13. A man who is too big-shouldered for your head, but still has the biggest, stronger, tougher, sex.

>>30662643
love her

this is going to take all day