/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

how likely is it that this guy tried to summon an actual succubus to lose his virginity?

>>30622681
Is the same guy in another image holding an Ame dakimakura?

how can you walk around in public like this and not feel any shame? How does someone get that fat?

>>30622681
What the fuck is wrong with his crotch? Why is it bloated?

>>30622681
The point is?

Penis

>>30622873
Shut up ass hole it might be a medical condition preventing him from losing weight. I bet he is healthier than you

>>30622904
That's his stomach sagging into his shorts.
>>30622857
The other guy was not as fat.

I am slightly overweight and I would be ashamed of appearing in front of my oshi.

>>30622904
that's his belly hanging down far enough to be tucked into his shorts.

>>30622904
He's actually a mob from Silent Hill that escaped into our world.

>>30622873
These people generally just aren't in public much ever, is I think the answer. Out in the sticks there are random hicks who do nothing for years after finishing high school (or work a gas station at night or something) and just sit home and consoooom literally all of the media, and all of the hotpockets and mountain dew within a 20 mile radius.

>>30625056
That's literally me.

>>30622681
Burgers were a mistake.

>>30622681
Me on the left :)

>>30622681
You know, people with sizes like these used to be put into carnivals to be laughed at.

Why are veibae's viewers so much more attractive than ironmouse's?

>>30622681
Pic goes hard

>>30622904
>americans

>>30627128
oh?

>>30622832
I've tried, I think I might have did something wrong though

This is why I lift.

I could never bear to face my oshi and have her be revolted by my visage.

>>30627128
Dude you don't have to lower your standards this much....

>>30622681
>chumbuds look like this
oh nononono

>>30622904
if fat enough, the belly will flop down to crotch level

Fucking lord, i'm a fatanon, but I think i'm only letting myself slack because I don't have a gunt to tuck into my shorts. Seeing fat people like this just makes me relieved i'm not that big, though it's a dangerous slope

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>>30627804
do lardasses really get piss on their stomach? t. twink

He can't even feel that the left pantleg of his shorts has somehow gotten caught in his fat folds.

>>30622681
>"wear your mask chud, you're endangering my health!!!

>>30627128
Because Veibae is a magnet for successful people while Ironmouse is a magnet for aspie burgers

>>30627894
anon just point your penis down

>>30628171
im a distance pisser, i have to aim up

>>30622681
Thats just depressing, how do people let themselves get this bad

>>30622681
>Race: American

I don't know how anyone could not feel an ounce of shame walking up to meet their oshi face to face looking like that.

>>30623087
anon...

>>30628271
down a couple tons of lard and see if you keep that up.

>>30622681
he got there, though. got to meet his oshi. guys got his shit together better than i do

>>30627128
vei attracts the bitchy female audience

didnt even have the decency to hoverhand

>>30622681
imagine the smell

>>30622681
Isn't that the OH THAT'S CLASS guy?

>>30622873
i'm 5'9" 200 lbs and when i see a picture of myself i want to kill myself. idk how someone this fat could ever think, "you know what would make me feel good? a picture of me with my Oshi". I don't know whether to pity him or envy him for his lack of self consciousness

>>30632527
Take it from a fat fuck, when you grow up with people giving you shit for your weight all the time, you kinda stop giving a fuck about how fat you are.

>>30622681
Wait, is this some kind of vtuber convention or festival? Because making a photo in front of fucking monitor and paying decent sum of money for that (I asssume) sounds miserable and fucked up.

>>30622681
Yeah, that looks fucking gross, but it's a comforting to think that mousey is not the type to be super judgmental. That fat guy probably had a great day because he got to meet her. I think thats nice.

>>30627128
normie attracts normie audience.

Be honest, how many of you actually look like this?

>>30623087
Ah yes, fatfuckitis.

>>30633452
I’m 135 pounds, 6 feet tall. I can’t imagine how much one has to eat to be even half this size.

>>30633997
Thats gross in it's own right. Don't think youre normal, skeleton.

>>30634305
Am I too young for this hobby?!
I hate oldfags they ruin everything

>>30634478
probably someone's parent

>>30634478
These oldfags are the ones funding your oshi's careers.

I dont understand fat people. The fuck happened here

>>30636590
>Kiara is super conscious about her weight
>She probably saw this guy walk in and felt the need to puke

>>30628171
Look at how short his arms are, he can't reach down there

>>30636590
He’s like a cute child…poor guy…

>>30636590
This is disgusting but also kind of cute somehow

Daily reminder that they're all content and enjoying something that brings them joy, while y'all are whining about people you don't even know on a jamaican bobsled enthusiast bulletin board.

Pick an exercise: swim, bike, or run
You're going to be doing it every day. At first you won't be able to do very much, and your calorie burn will be low. Then after 2 weeks you'll start slowly getting stronger. By the 2 month mark you'll be dramatically stronger. You might go from a 10 minute run, to a 25 minute run. And in another month it'll be a 35 minute run. By the time you're doing 45 minutes, your calorie burn will be so high you can't put on weight if you tried.

That's how it's done. You won't lose much at first, but by the end you'll be sloughing it off so fast you won't even believe it. On the eating side of things, just avoid anything with processed sugar. You can eat normally, so long as it's not super processed food. Eat bread, meat, spaghetti, whatever. No chips, no soda, no fritos, no candy

That'll do it. Keep in mind running is high impact. You need to be very careful not to get injured. Stretch afterwards for 15 minutes, get proper running shoes, stay off concrete. If you're super obese you need a pool.

You can expect to lose about 1/2 a pound per day once you get into it. You can do more if you work really hard.

>>30636880
one hand moves the fat out of the way, the other aims.

>>30637200
post your weight

>>30637200
making fun of fat fucks on the internet brings me joy anon.

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>>30636590
I wish I could just shit on them unthinkingly but it just gives me some weird sad feeling I cant describe

>>30637785
They're fat and ugly and pathetic but they're happier than I'll ever be...

>>30636590
It takes some professionalism to keep the facade

>>30636590
KFP were the egg the whole time

Anons, this board is bad enough already without devolving into
>posts picture of an ugly person
>"ummm actually this is what YOU look like"

>>30637785
that's empathy anon

>>30638525
Those surrounded by NPCs don't always understand what it means to be a Player Character.

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>>30636482
The dude obviously has some sort of mental condition.

>>30636590
he looks like a fucking pedophile

>>30637200
They poorly represent the fanbase. Not everyone is naturally good looking, but put some effort into your appearance for fucks sake. Chumbuds and KFP have some good looking female fans, but their male fans are a train wreck.

I'd stop calling myself a member of the two fanbases, I'm active in if I saw anyone look this bad.

>>30627128
She talks about her bf on stream, chicks love that dumb shit

>>30622681
>average gura greynigger

>>30622904
They call this a gunt

>>30622857
Got the image for that one?

>>30641567
>They poorly represent the fanbase
Good, it filters normalfags and tourists
>Not everyone is naturally good looking, but put some effort into your appearance for fucks sake
That kind of motivation comes from within. A person needs to have a good reason to. But if they did, they probably wouldn't be lonely enough to fawn over vtubers in the first place. Sorry, literal retard, but you can't shame people into being hopeful enough to give a damn, because hope requires the tangible promise of a better life.
>I'd stop calling myself a member of the two fanbases, I'm active in if I saw anyone look this bad.
Which ones? I'd like to know which chubas are so worthless their fans would drop them just to look cool.

>>30642402
Is this the taiwan popup store?

>>30636590
>you are tied to a chair, you can't move at all
>a man suddenly murmur in your ears with a harsh german accent
>he appear in front of you from your right
>it's this guy with this smile he's doing

>>30642520
it's in akihabara

>>30623087
>medical condition
yeah its called not knowing how to close his fucking mouth

>>30642363
I'd still be a fan of the chuuba, but I wouldn't associate with the fan communities, online or offline.

>>30622681
Why do fat burgers always wear their pants over their belly hang?

What the fuck

>>30642363
Not, putting effort into your appearance is offensive to the chuuba you're meeting. If you have any shame or self-respect, you'd do better than this.

Just noticed the 60 second timer on the phone. Guess they don't want burgers to give Ironmouse the fat through osmosis

>>30642886
>If you have any shame or self-respect, you'd do better than this.
That's the point, they don't. For many you should think of it as a slow motion suicide.

>>30622681
give me moneys and watch me cybersex Connor , precious family :)

>>30627128
>Females pretending to like stuff to get attention
A tale as old as time

>>30642793
Based. You're a good cuck, anon.
>>30642886
Vtubers get paid to cater to their fans' feelings. Likewise, vtubers should be paying their fans for catering to theirs.
>>30643476
You get it, bro. Not everyone lives a life worth living. Women will never understand what it's like to be a man.

>>30623087
This what the apologists always fail to grasp. This kind of weight doesn't appear over night. There is plenty of time to back out before reaching a weight where you develope a health condition that hinders you from working out to lose the weight. Even people with certain health conditions that increase weight gain can be kept under check by not overeating.

>>30622681
Damn vshojo fans looks like this?

>>30622681
I always feel like a complete fat fuck, but when I see people that let themselves go this badly, I'm reminded that maybe I'm not all that bad.

>>30622681
This is the man calling you an incel, when you mention not wanting to hear about your oshi's irl relationships.

>>30623098
Perfect motivation source. Get in shape so you aren't ashamed to appear in front of your oshi. Make it happen my dude. You can do it!

>>30645814
>I'm unable to comprehend how can people just have fun
Things must be rough in your life

Even his ass is on the wrong side of his body, god americans are so fucking disgusting.

>>30627128
That's a chumbud, look at the hat in OP

>>30632943
Ah yes, really owning the thins by slowly but surely killing yourself

How many hololards could he kill in a gladitorial arena and what drugs would you give him to increase the number

>>30647186
Nene piss and sweat.

>>30628087
Neo nazis are considered successful?

>>30622681
Isn't that the fat teamate

>>30647186
I wonder if Nenechi would have any problems with his complexion

>>30647609
When you see someone dedicate a lot to you for whatever reason, or something, you tend not to care about the race of said person. I'm a massive racist but think he's cool for going to such lengths for Nene. So no, she probably doesn't think much about it.

>>30647186
Based nigga

>>30627128
women are attractive by default, men are ugly by default

simple as

>>30647186
BASED

>>30627128
Vei's stacy fans are all streamers who use her fake voice and admire the hustle. Just listen to Numi/Lumi/ShyLilly talk it's like a npc farm

>>30647186
probably 99% of them, I've seen other gymbros (2 of them being Miofa fanartists) which could probably fight toe to toe with him

>>30647756
>massive racist
>capable of looking past skin color
does not compute, i think you're a classist or maybe culture-based racist at most anon

>>30647186
Weakest Nene husband

>>30647756
>I'm a massive racist
Cringe
Real racists don't say shit like this

>>30647186
based and dedicated to his oshi pilled

El Goblina Americana

beetus

>>30622681
EMBARASSING

>>30622681
ABSOLUTE UNIT

>>30622681
This suddenly makes me very sad for vtubers. In spite of all the money they make, they have to meet people like this at the virtual meet and greets and pretend they aren't instinctively repulsed by them. Then there's the creepy retards who stumble over their words and say shit you can only say in a chat box in real life. I now understand why they charge so much for these events.

>>30622904
That's actually his balls.

>>30622681
how did his shorts get caught in his thighs?

>>30654391
At least they have the guts to show their faces. What about (You)?

>>30655953
nta, but I just keep my ugly face to myself. it's better for everyone, including my oshi.

>>30647448
Yes, it's the same guy.

>>30654391
>This suddenly makes me very sad for vtubers. In spite of all the money they make, they have to meet people like this at the virtual meet and greets
How did Iron Mouse "have" to do this? Likewise we know Holos arent made doing it because some of them chose not to

>>30622681
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>>30656389
this made me a holo anti; they are ruining western men.

>>30654391
>>30656062
Relatable. I do the same.

>>30656654
>implying they didn't already look like that or maybe even worse

>>30622681
Is that achievable natty?

>>30657298
Yeah, just never stop bulking.

>>30622681
ok usa from where the fuck do this creatures have money to get out of the house?

>>30637200
>y'all
go back nog

>>30622681
Jesus christ I thought that was an ass, not a gunt.

>>30647448
>improve yourself
kek teacuck

>>30647448
Teakeks truly are the most pathetic fanbase

>>30622873
Sedentary lifestyle
Goyslop food
No restraint
Uses food as a coping mechanism

>>30622681
when's the last time he saw his own dick?

>>30655953
Guts and confidence is overrated. If your face isn't pleasant to others and you look bad in a way that will lower your reputation and future opportunities, then you SHOULDN'T show your face. Ugly people should do all they can to change the fact that they are ugly, and if they can't they should try to interact with the world in ways that minimize exposure of their hideous vissage. Everyone says that beauty is only skin deep but everyone is lying. There's research into how ugly people get treated less well than attractive people. Rules of nature. Deal with it or perish.
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>>30656677
Good lads. There's a balance between self-improvement and confidence and being realistic about how you currently are. I wouldn't subject cute anime girls to me right now, but I'm working on it.

>>30658085
When he looked down at the doctor amputating his penis
Such is the life of the average mutt

>>30657745
>That balding
Just shave your head at that point

>>30658280
Or paint it gold and insert gems into it, so you're wearing a crown like the king you are.

>>30657745
Kim Jong Un just chilling in the background.

>>30654391
I don't. These bitches have to earn their keep and interact with the massive fat asses. Fuck their feelings.

>>30647186
> HOLY SHIT BBC, HMMM I WANT TO SUCK IT PLEASE PUT IT IN MY MOUTH AHHHH
t. american

>>30622681
amerimutts holy shit. his fucking gut has a double chin. at this point just wear a fucking dress to hide that shit

>>30657745
his hair is balding in the shape of a cock. time invest in a razor dude

>>30636590
He kind of reminds me of Rich Evans

>>30657745
everyone saying "just shave it bro" FUCK OFF. I have never seen a hairline recede like that. Shit is a science experiment that needs to be preserved

>>30622681
holy fuck look at that GUNT

>>30656654
I believe there are way more normal people following vtubers than complete messes that show up on these cons. I'm an army guy that was and is a weeb since childhood but you would never see me going to one of those.

>>30622681
I think this lard ass was at Off Kai expo also to see iron mouse. He’s also a Finana fan. This is what coomers look like anons.

>>30623087
Lock him in a cage and give him one piece of bread per day. I bet he gets thin fast.

>>30634305
nijisisters, I kneel.

>>30634305
Odds of getting laid if a thin guy wore vox cosplay to a niji con?

>>30663000
of course, decent people aren't likely to visit animecons or have time to anyway, everyone is just having fun by laughing at the creaturas that show up to them to be photographed

>>30632943
Yup. Is more like you've heard every insult under the sun lol at that point nothing phases you unless they say something you haven't heard before.

>>30646080
Nah, thermodynamics doesn't apply to these people for some reason. Post-modernism, hoy!

>>30647357
Yes? They have the balls to go their own way and stop being a retarded NPC drone. What's more successful than that?

>>30648039
Lumi shits on Vei and vshojo tho

>>30622681
Why americans always so fat?

>>30665039
they got cheap fast food places at every corner

>>30664633
>They have the balls
how ironic

>>30634305
Nijitrannies VS. Holosoiboys

I would bay to watch this fight.

>>30634305
I would fuck everyone in that room
Both rooms

>>30622681
>all these retards who spend their free time watching a girl larp as a 2d waifu for money thinking they're any better than this guy
o i am laffin

Based Tyrone

>>30662725
It's seriously how Jewish men bald. So many young Jewish guys shave their heads by 35
because they don't want to look like this.

>>30665116
I watched a video on girls from US, Germany, and France talk about fast food and the Murrican one was legit just Mori but 150lbs fatter and didn't shut up about fast food places. The other girls were like, Yeah we don't have many chain restaurants in our country.
Then I realized how over commercialized our food culture is. Too many women can't cook even basic meals at home.

>>30671295
>The other girls were like, Yeah we don't have many chain restaurants in our country.
these girls were full of shit

>>30622681
>gura hat

>>30656389
Gura's making a very cute face here.