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30603785 No.30603785 [Reply] [Original]

Guys I moved into a sanallite's old apartment and someone keeps leaving loaves of bread outside
It's starting to block the door and I have no idea how to stop it please help

>> No.30605306

FUCK YOU LAMYS I WILL NOT BECOME ONE OF YOU, EAT LEAD AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.30605650

>>30603785
I swear to god I'm going to burn those fucking saplings on the 20th floor if I have to hear them crying for their mommy one more time.
Their tears have started to leak through my fucking ceiling

>> No.30605770

>>30605650
I saw she was taking a week break so I bought earplugs in advance. They are not working.

>> No.30605816
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>>30605306
ONE OF US ONE OF ONE OF US

>> No.30605927

>>30605650
Call the Risu posting department. Every sapling without a guardian needs rodent rape treatment asap.

>> No.30606020
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30606020

I've arrived at the location, heading to the support pillar now.

>> No.30606038

Someone clean up the pile of dead sanallites in the courtyard please, I can smell the rotting flesh from the 20th floor

>> No.30606123

Anybody know what floor and room Ui stays at? Just need some help with my manga, totally not gonna rape her or anything h-haha…

>> No.30606595
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30606595

Floor 56 is full of bald guys like picrel in various states of injury while a song saying "say nacho" or something plays in the background. They keep inviting me in for tea and dog biscuits, what do?

>> No.30609258
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>>30605927
My methods are a little more old fashioned

>> No.30612725

>>30609258
NO STOP ITS GONNA SMELL BURNT WOOD EVERYWHERE.
AND THE SCREAMS, DEAR GOD

>> No.30612936

>>30603785
Guys, i miss Fauna...
Should i jump out the window?

>> No.30613098
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30613098

Guys, I keep seeing this weird alien dude knocking on random people's doors and he just says hi. Does anyone know what's going on?

>> No.30613751

>>30612936
You better not, I don't wanna have to clean up the lower floors again today.

>> No.30613920

>>30613098
Hes an alien, he doesn't understand customs.

>> No.30614097
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30614097

Whoever the fuck keeps sliding Gura cosplay outfits underneath my door and running away at 3:00 AM, I'll fucking find you. I'm not wearing it god damn it.

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CAN THE KRONIES ON THE 87TH FLOOR END THE FUCKING ORGY ALREADY

IT'S LIKE I'M BACK IN THE VSHOJO MEGASLUM

>> No.30615551

>>30614097
please find me so I can dress you up

>> No.30617858

>>30603785
My oshi told me to improve myself so it might be time to look for a better apartment.

>> No.30618435

>>30612725
It's better than the piss and dirty shoe smell waffling down from the penthouse. If I ever find out who lives there, I'm going to give them some correction.

>> No.30618602

Yooooo the return of vt tower!

>> No.30618776

>>30606020
NOOO PETRA YOU CANT DO THAT

>> No.30620240

I've been seeing big black guys going into the deadbeats area everyday.

>> No.30620576

>>30620240
New fans coming from her recent rap cover I'm sure, definitely pay no mind to the strange noises

>> No.30620712

WHO THE FUCK REPLACED ALL OF MY WATER WITH LAMY WATER????
My chest feels so weird...

>> No.30621142

>>30620712
I'm sure it's nothing to be worried about Lamy.

>> No.30622227
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30622227

Ame karaoke full blast tonight. Hope you don't mind

>> No.30622403

>>30622227
Isn't the teamate floor deserted right now after improving themselves? It will be fine.

>> No.30622689

Can the hagbro above me please be more quiet? I’m trying to watch a stream and all I can fucking hear is a creaky mattress and moaning. Also this is the 7th time I’ve seen a pregnant woman in the hall this has got to stop.

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>>30622403
You should ignore that journalism club kid. We are as strong as ever
That little shithead is kinda new here and tries to make money with fake news on the lower floors

>> No.30622715

>>30603785
sorry about the noise, I was having sex with your oshi

>> No.30622786

Where are the fujos staying at? I want to try and have sex with one...

>> No.30623094

>>30622786
I hear there’s a few in the boiler room

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Will everyone else please be quiet? I'm inviting the pigs over to watch some chammers.

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30623839

Guys, the fish I keep putting in the public pool on the 70th floor atrium won't stop dying. Can somebody tell me what I'm doing wrong?

>> No.30623939

>>30623839
Sorry, that’s cause of my dolphin. He likes to use then as fleshlights. He just doesn’t know when to stop.

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>>30623939
At least I know why they taste so weird now.

>> No.30624263

>>30622786
You don't want to risk the trip all the way down to the /stars/ bunker, trust me.

>> No.30624794
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30624794

Who the heck left an unattended child at the pool of the tower? I'm trying to do my exercises and she keeps making fun of my gut. It's pissing me off so much!!!

>> No.30625264

>>30624794
I'd say "rape correction needed" but I feel like the dolphin has that covered.

>> No.30625357

>>30624263
W-what's in the /stars/ bunker?

>> No.30625657

>>30623839
Anon that's not a public pool that was the /ringo/ floor's shared latrine

>> No.30625811

The ichimi on floor 17 stopped playing AHOY! at odd hours. This is good. Now they just blast Treasure Box with the volume turned to 11. Anybody got some earplugs?

>> No.30626220

>>30603785
We need to do something with those chumbuds that always hang around and making weird crying noise at the 54th floor nursery. What do they want anyways?

>> No.30627910

>>30622715
Keep it down, buddy

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>>30605306
Become

>> No.30631682
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30631682

It's fun to watch those plebs struggling over at the lower floors

<sips more wine with Pomu at the penthouse>

>> No.30632495

>>30631682
>The pomudachi on floor 87 is on bath salts again
Goddamnit I have work in the morning I need this sleep please

>> No.30632996

>>30605927
Risu asked me to go to the lamyfication floor to get more green lamys to pair up with lonely saplings because she's starting to get tired...

>> No.30634320
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30634320

What the heck is this?
Looks like a weird and extremely large tower.
Maybe I should tell my boss about this...

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>>30634320
At least come inside and check it out first.

>> No.30635501
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30635501

The lolipops on floor 622 are all me btw
I love my wife

>> No.30636764

>>30635501
If you love her so much why dont you marry her.

>> No.30636958
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>>30636764
Already have anon that’s why I call her my wife

>> No.30637452

I've been watching this hag pace around the basement for hours. All she does is stack boxes. Someone, get some help!

>> No.30637553

>>30637452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTbH6F8Vd6Y

>> No.30640068

Hi guys, assistant here, this is serious, I left an unattended potion in my window and it dissapeared, please whatever happens DO NOT CONSUME IT, thanks.

>> No.30640197

>>30640068
I already drank it, sorry.
What color of lamy will it make me?

>> No.30640253

>>30640197
Shiny

>> No.30640404

>>30640197
Koyori is going to kill me... anon close your door and do not open the door to anyone, especially if it's a rapeable guy, like a sapling...

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>>30640404
Hey guys, what's going on?

>> No.30640620

>>30636958
>he can't even afford a color picture of his oshi
I'm sorry Anon, but I doubt Nazuna would be the wife of a poorfag who can't even SC her properly.

>> No.30640675

The idiots at the 29th keep shouting ACCELERATE in the middle of the night. I'm calling the police

>> No.30640776

Anyone near the 90th floor having sex with their oshi anytime soon? I want to watch

>> No.30640919
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30640919

>Those chickens across the way. They're making all that noise again. I can hear Her. Her annoying laugh. Her annoying way of speaking. They think I'm obsessed, but I'm just defending the decency of the block. But why can't I stop watching. Why can't I stop thinking about.... Her...

>> No.30640931

Anyone know the way out of the archives? I’m surrounded by fics from kronies and the writing general and it’s just walls of books, I don’t know the way out…and my clock hurts
I can hear distant fapping…maybe that leads out…

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30640942

I saw a weird Japanese guy visiting my single female neighbors to collect money. Is he a pimp? Should I call the police?

>> No.30641137

>>30603785
I don't want to live there

>> No.30641213

Hi guys, assistant here again, does anyone knows a brown haired girl with a floating paper bag? She keeps coming when I'm in the laboratory and asks me if I have any deadly viruses here

>> No.30641474

>>30641213
I think she’s friends of that weird green-haired neighbour of mine that I keep hearing shouting “uuuuu” and throwing her controller. Worst thing is I’ve been hearing whispers during the night that sound like her, and when I wake up in a cold sweat she’s gone. Also, where do all these fucking houseplants keep coming from?

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>>30641213
well do you?

>> No.30641617

>>30641490
I don't I've told you a thousand times that I'm just mainly forced by a certain pink koyote to make strange potions, I don't have any viruses here
>>30641474
This building sure is weird...

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>>30641617
ok I'll come back tomorrow then

>> No.30642925

To whomever it may concern:
Please stop hanging bait in the central hole.
Anons actually jump towards it and fall down.
We on the bottom floor have seen 28 casualties already in the past hour.

>> No.30643125

>>30642925
You don't tell me what to do
>jumps on the ledge trying to bite the bait
>gives a finger and a (You) as I fall

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>>30603785
I am in room 305 if anyone wants to run some guilty gear sets pizza is on me bring beer if you need a arcade stick i got spares !

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