/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

what the fuck was that last thread? also excited for leader to play Hades. I hope Nowa isn't /here/.

I wish I was a Korean man...

>>30575188
Why? Thread loves Uncle Nowa.

>>30575219
I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

>/MANS/ archived before Aqua's live
>thread only baked 40 minutes into Aqua's live
I didn't know Aquacrews run /MANS/

>>30575219
Spoken like someone who didn't grow up a Korean boy first

I installed Fall Guys and the EG launcher... for you Magni... My computer is soiled...

>>30575077
Magni RAPE ME ON STREAM

Friendly Reminder: Stay alive guys!

>>30575329
Regis...

Eleven days until the end of the one hour limit, end of the collab ban and end of the west coast domination

do you think magni is smooth down /there/

WHERE IS THE LEWDS

>>30575077
Applying to Holostars so all the boys gangrape me on debut

Imagine a Shien-Nene-Axel threesome haha

EU bros eating good tonight

Altare Hades
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flRAfparqP4

nowa zatsu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNhj5ksG9Yc

>>30575817
What kind of music do you think Nowa is into?

>>30575817
but Regis' stream isn't in EU primetime though

>>30575675
calm down sheesh, here you go

>>30575675
One day... We will have the real magtits from a magsister.

>>30576028
s-souce?

>>30568165
I'm just into men that are smart and charming, anon. Probably one of the few that would like to be topped/dominated by him too. I don't know if I have daddy issues but thinking about it makes me insane.

>>30575663
For a high maintenance guy I bet he smooth as fuck.

>>30575558
you can't tell me what to do

>>30576298
please?

>>30575077
>Altair
>From the Arabic اَلنَّسْر اَلطَّائِر (an-nasr aṭ-ṭāʾir, “the flying eagle”), from نَسْر (nasr, “eagle”) + طَائِر (ṭāʾir, “flying”).
>The brightest star in the constellation Aquila (eagle)
Holo bird?

>>30576780
No wings in sight

>>30576849
And yet he makes my heart fly

>>30576780
are you arabic anon? why did you think about the arabian language first

>>30576751
ok

>>30576939
Altair from ass creed 1

>>30576976
Thanks anon.

>Spoke for nearly 10 minutes in his debut about a fucking plastic ball
>Is not a vampire
>The tiny useless hats the idols wear in Love Live tickles his brain
>Once built a PC completely naked in his kitchen
>Read all 4 Twilight books just so he can say it's shit
>One of his long term career plans is to ratio the fuck out of Magni
>His request for a million subs is to destroy Yagoo at golf
>Insults his pepper plants because it makes it spicier
>Infamously nicks the underwear of dead zombies. Ollie beware
>Would watch any anime with a tournament arc
>Is so old he farts dust
>Ransacks dumpsters in the hopes of finding scrapped PCs
>Finished Knights of the Old Republic in a single sitting
>While you were out having premarital sex he studied the blade
>Near encyclopedic knowledge of tea
>Wanted to call his fans "Bookkeepers" until someone randomly chatted "Vesfriends" leading to one of the best fandom names ever
>Once ordered Axel to solo the witch in L4D2, the witch aggroed him instead
>Not a vampire
>Is consistently the last in L4D2 in zombie kills.
>Went through the gauntlet of a 10 - set hotsauce for his monetization stream, and had the balls to take the Last Dab (for reference, the Last Dab has higher SHU than the previous 9 sauces COMBINED). Come the time of the post-stream collab his mouth was burning so much he spent a good 10 minutes just chugging milk and staying silent. God knows what happened to his ass after.
>Trolled over 6k viewers with a single image
>Knows how to use a fountain pen for some reason
>Definitely not a vampire
>Begrudgingly made a tweet only because his manager told him to do so
>Is so old in Holo standards he experienced using USB 1.x in its prime. For reference, USB 1.x was introduced in 1995
>Debated with Magni whether or not zero is an even number

>>30576939
I just copied the text from Wiktionary.
yeah, I do speak "arabic" (moroccan) as a first language

Do you think Syrios is actually Axel's first name but he just hasn't realised it yet

>>30577045
Are you the anon that want to kill all the gays?

>>30577045
A Berber?

>>30577037
I will marry him NOW.

>>30577054
He's the only one who is not called by his star's name. Idk wtf is going on with "Dezmond, though.
>>30577091
No, but that anon must be pretty based.

>>30577350
fucking sand niggers

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1557715012084539394

stream it you cucks

dogg

>>30575675
https://litter.catbox.moe/x5bova.png

>>30577692
>tits

I will never be gay.

Why are the horny hours in sync with /stars/ like women syncing up their cycles

>>30577710
>tits
https://files.catbox.moe/7v3ax3.png

>>30577803
You just answered your own question

>>30577803
>like women
Yes.

>>30576018
close enough for me since i work night shifts

>>30577692
Why is the halo floating?
>>30577850
kek

>>30576849
I think he has bird feathers in his design tho

>>30577054
>Ayo why are there so many people in my family named axel that shits so fucking confusing

I WANT TO MATING PRESS MAGNI!!!!!!

>>30578351
With what dick?

>>30578487
The one in your mouth.

>>30578487
deez nuts in your mouth

>>30578555
Why is there a phantom dick in my mouth?

>>30578685
Magged

24 minutes left til leader is on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flRAfparqP4

Somebody should make a booru for male chuubas

Do you guys think the Tempus song coming out today will be any good? I'm just curious if the autotune will be as heinous as Iluna's song.

>>30579008
Vesper literally said he sounds like a different person, so I assume that yes, it'll be that bad.

>>30579009
and their lewds

>>30579008
i can imagine Mag and Ves will be autotuned to hell

>>30579071
>>30579484
Then it'll probably be the same deal as Iluna, where there's a jarring difference between the members who can actually sing and the ones who can't. At least it'll make Axel/Altare sound really good in comparison, kek

What the fuck was cut near the 1 hr and a half mark in Axel's RAFT collab?

>>30579484
The Maglord doesn't seem entirely tonedeaf, just lacking in range/training/power

Uncle Nowa though

>>30580028
Youtube died, it has nothing to do with the stream contents. Only the beginning was edited for axeldental doxx

lol

>>30580030
magni has potential, he already has a naturally nice voice, all he has to do is sing within his range
i don't know about uncle nowa though... i can't imagine him singing for some reason

So what's the plan for Magni fall guys, bully him to hell since he's a brat or humiliate naturally by him losing on his own?

>>30580285
His voice is like a mix of Pizza dad and Oga and if they can sing if Nowa definitely can.

>>30580030
Yeah, as long as they give Magni a relatively easy part, I think he should be okay. Vesper is definitely the main concern for me.

>>30580285
I can imagine him singing in musicals
SUDDENLY SEYMOUUR

>>30580436
I can imagine Nowa oji as a theater kid, but the one who operated the lights

LEADER ON THE TELLY

LEADER ON THE TELLY
GET IN!!

How do I watch Altare

>>30580705
right here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flRAfparqP4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flRAfparqP4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flRAfparqP4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flRAfparqP4

>>30580705
closed captions

Regis on the telly!

If you got a daddy issue, here's a daddy tissue.

>hades nuts fit in your mouth

Take a shot every time he says "Welcome"

>>30580882
At the end of the day he says welcome a lot. Hm hm.

Is it just me or none of the boys are excited for their song?

oh no, should I watch altare
or jack off in VR to VR porn

>>30580938
I'm just happy he stopped Wah'ing a lot. The rest of the ticks are tolerable.

>>30580970
put altare on in the background while you jack off in vr

>>30580970
jack off to altare

Dudes can have daddy issues?

>>30580882
A head exploded whenever he say "pop"

>>30580938
ehe wah! *pop* *pop*
dear leader please don't kill me

Playing Hades while watching Leader play Hades!

Hades nuts

>1.6k when overlapping with 14 other holos
This is good right?

I'm here to anti Regis. I must anti Regis. My quest is to anti Regis. Regis will cry. I can't fucking stand Regis. Regis. He pisses me off. Regis won't escape. Regis fucked my daughter and took my chili recipe. Regis. I have the mp4 on my MacBook. Regis is a loser nerd with no friends. Regis. This is the thread of Regis. Regis. I'm here. Mom said it's my turn to anti Regis. I'm are here to anti Regis. That's my mission. I hate Regis so much, it's unreal. Regis will be streaming for us. I only know one thing. Regis. I want to anti Regis. I can smell Regis, so I think he's around. This is the copypasta of Regis. I just shit my pants. He's here. Regis. Regis pissed on my keyboard. Regis. He was trying to draw his own face with his piss. Regis is the speed-eating champion in Holostars, South Elysium division. Regis. I won't rest until Regis is defeated. Regis hates fujobaiting and yet he participates in it. Ironic. Regis. Fuckin' piece of shit, I hate that guy. I won't forgive Regis. Regis bought the last spot in the auditions. Regis. Even though he knew I wanted it. I'm going to anti Regis. Regis. Regis can't even drink milk. I know that Regis is here. Regis is team Edward, but I haven't seen Twilight yet, Nowa said it was shit. This is the end for Regis. I should have known Regis was in this thread. Regis won't collab with Stars. Regis will taste my revenge. Regis does a lot of volunteer work. And makes a big impact in his community. Regis. You bitch. I hope Regis doesn't think my Oshi is weird. His opinion means a lot to me. Regis. Regis downloaded a bunch of Sonic porn onto my computer. That's how come it's on there. Regis.

That was three "to be honests" in one sentence lol

>>30581017
Obviously, why do you think zoomers are so fucked in the head

Why does this thread like Altare all of a sudden?

altare's multitasking skills are fucking scary

>>30581190
dumb chaikaposter

>>30581190
>all of a sudden

where've you been the last two weeks?

pop pop

>>30581172
It is. Reine is still not done with her outfit reveal.

>>30581190
tourist-chama?

If Leader is streaming, that means he can't show up behind my back right now if I say I wanna bang his sis, right? ...Right?

>my name is Regis when I'm a demonlord

okay he's 100% /here/

God, I love how by tardwrangling his chat and by playing this hour his chat is actually readable. Barely anyone does a Mori joke and go Vespapa instead even with that title.

>regis is his demon lord name

REGIS CONFIRMED FOR DEMON LORD

Murder is satisfying

>>30581190
He's not anyone's oshi, but it's undeniable that he's good at games, plus the sociopathic demon lord meme, plus he keeps his chat well-whipped

Once he drops the voice gimmick/debut Roberu entirely he'll get a lot more clout

LEADER ON THE TELLY BURNING OUT

EXTENDED STREAM

Wait did the Demon Lord stuff ever got out of here?

IT'S HAPPENING

>long stream
IKZZZZZZZ

>>30581172
1.6k for a homo is crazy especially at this hour (Euros are at work and US is just starting their day)
>Long stream
YES, FUCK OMEGA

A BIT LONGER

>>>/lgbt/
>>>/vg/stars
men and women alike, tired of this shit

Extended stream lets go

>streaming long today
Can't burn out when burning in hell

I hope burn out memes makes it into the meme review

>>30581349
Oh fuck... he has debut Roberu syndrome.

sometimes i get the feeling he's still too stiff and psyching himself out when he solo streams, he does way better in collabs

>>30581361
Always was out there.

>I'll be streaming for pretty long today
QUICK SOMEONE CALL HER

>>30581349
he is unironically my oshi

>playing APEX non stop
>won't fucking stream it
Why are they like this

He should only treat the Demon Lord shtick sparingly. Can't have him be identified as one note. Better have depth than being surface-level.

>>30581172
Also considering that it's the weekdays. Yeah. This reinforces my theory though that Regis attracts the changs and gooks

>>30581361
The demon lord stuff has but I've never seen the "Regis is his demon lord identity" thing anywhere but here

Its funny that an adventure group organized by omega actually turned out to be villians in disguise.

>>30581417
still growing into their roles or something, just chilling with the bros, might dox each other, probably lots of swearing and name calling

>>30581413
>her

>>30581400
Bingo

I guarantee that we'll see him drop the seiso kayfabe entirely within the month

>>30581404
Dude he was literally advocating eugenics last collab

>>30581441
He joked about this some streams ago anon. "Is Regis the demon lord persona or Altare?" or something along those lines

>>30581413
If he goes for an endurance he can finish the game today. 12 hours is what you roughly need to finish it for the first time

>>30581413
about that, hehe...

Anyone else let their beyblade rip and stop it spinning with my penis

Oh god, he's explaining what Beyblades are for the zoomers. I'm so old.

>>30581417
Not yet, anon. They can't go 3-4 hours yet, and proper APEX grind might go longer.
Leader said he's taking playing his games seriously, believe in him.

>>30581448
You cant be subjugated if you are the subjugators

Getting dominated by leader...

Kaoru...

>>30581503
Yes.

>>30581483
Looking forward to his seiso destruction essay.

>>30581483
Part of Roberu loosening up was from collabs though

>Charon is a deadbeat

The voice filters every time.

>>30581624
You get used to it desu, or at least I have

>>30581413
she got corrected

do holopro avatars still need to switch expressions manually?

>>30581532
I’m zoomer as fuck and Beyblades were a big part of my childhood, though I was more familiar with the Metal Fusion series

Too bad that if you take even a minute to think about some of the most famous stories in mythology you'll realize that all of them are simple overglorifications of the base human nature, which include anything from mildly kind actions to the most abhorrent ones.
Mythology is only fun on the surface.

Ah... Hades' OST is still good as ever

Yeah as a millennial, beyblades were pretty after my time so I think they're zoomer fare

>he did the kid saying jesus christ meme

AWOOOO

>>30581657
I meant his voice effects, oops. It's fun he has it ready to use.

Do you guys think that when Regis speaks he seems to be holding back something, he should try to speak more naturally

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HOLY FUCK THAT WAS DEAD ON

The voice is part of the charm. It's like someone created like a perfect nice guy robot gamer boyfriend but couldn't make it learn to love

>>30581719
All Supergiant games have wonderful, unique soundtracks

>>30581624
I'm more filtered by the voices he gives game characters

>>30581793
he'll go sicko mode after the one year anniversary

Shit He just about perfectly mimiced Dezmond
He really is a chameleon

>>30581793
Yeah. He has my dick stuck up in his butt

>>30581790
Oh for sure, I like how he uses his avatar too

>>30581793
If he doesn't hold back he'll keep saying slurs please andastan

>>30581798
it filtered me at first but now i love it somehow. his uncanny charm

>>30581708
i mean if gods didn't have any flaws then that would be pretty boring

Huh... maybe Altare might be pretty good with character action games.

>>30581797
The one who did Mag's AWOOO intro was Regis, no? During their A Way Out.
That MAGNATION CAN YOU GIVE AN AWOO.

>>30581745
I'm a millennial, and Beyblades were like right at their peak when I was in school, but I'm a bit of a younger millenial

>>30581903
Nah, one of the first bits Magni did had this part, one where he damaged his voice first time

>>30581903
Yeah but it was him mimicking the intro Magni did where he blew his voice out the first time

>>30581898
Honestly i think he is the all rounded gamer of his gen

>>30581793
I feel like his current living situation may prevent him from going above a certain volume. At the time of writing this he seems to be talking more naturally. So that's good.

altare... you are a chad

Anyone else disappointed at Tempus’ race composition?
You have Regis who is a human
Magni who is also a human
Axel who is also a human
And Nowa who is also a human

You’d think you’d get an elf or half-orc or something with the fantasy theme but nah

he sounds nice when he relaxed his voice while panicking

>>30582000
>elf
Fuck no, god I hate elves

>>30582000
Doesn't Vesper have pointy ears?

>>30582000
Noir is a Vampire
Axel also has tails
You could say at MOST 2 are human

>>30582000
Isekai protagonists are not known for their creative designs

>>30582000
tempus is more /vrpg/ than /tg/

>>30582034
They can’t use their real voice when streaming because of NDA

>>30582000
Lol, Altare is absolutely not human, Axel is like a catdogman and Vesper is also something not quite human if we're to believe he's not a campire

>>30582000
Nah there's enough non-human vtubers this is fine

>>30581959
>>30581961
Ah, I missed that Potion stream's intro.

>>30582059
Based.
We humans have to stick together!

Altare's doing really well for the first run, where you're expected to die pretty quickly. I know he has experience with this game, but it's still impressive.

>>30582000
Human (Demon)
Human (Bottom)
Human (Dog)
Human (Vampire)
yeah.

Regis...

DONTA SMOKA

>>30581190
I like him because he has backbone.

>hey chat i coom to this
bruh

I get that he doesn't have the darkness upgrades, but I'm surprised by how not-good Reggie is at playing the game.

FEMALE ON STREAM

Regis...

>You know when girls have that raspy deeper voice
>THEY'RE ACTUALLY MEN

>>30582000
I prefer fantasy settings where everyone is a human anyway.

HE IS STREAMING WITH A WOMAN, UNICORN ARMY ASSEMBLE!!!!!!!!

>>30581708
>simple overglorifications of the base human nature
The urge to turn into an animal and then rape women?

>>30582113
kek

I detest every single person who thinks Meg is a decent love interest, or label her as "best girl".
The only cutie in this game is Dusa, and in case you disagree, I have to inform you that your opinion is inferior to mine.

>>30581349
he might become my oshi if he goes more into shooters like he said he will

Donta...

>>30582211
T H A N A T O S

>>30582199
You don't have that? I thought everyone did.

>Regis loves demon girls
>Loves raspy, deeper voices on his girls

>>30582199
I wish I'm a horse so I have a horsecock desu senpai

>>30582211
Guess what, Dez agrees

https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1557661632062312448

"It's almost as if I'm attracted to spikes, not like physically, but emotionally"

QUICK DRAWANONS DRAW MAG IN MEG'S OUTFIT

>>30582211
Nyx is more my tastes anyway

I actually got up early for once to catch the early morning streams. I have got to stop staying up until 4 am

>>30582211
Based.

>>30582268
>girls
You posted a man

>>30582000
>dominant race in all fantasy setting
>”why no black gay tranny goblin?”

LEADER IS DEAD

>died to Meg on a fresh save
>not even hard mode
not gonna make it

>>30581413
maybe Regis wanted to do something similar to Kaela. Kaela can barely get 1k viewer after many long streams now she can get more than 4k viewer easily.

>ends the stream after 30 minutes
FUCKING LIAR

>>30582268
>Innocent devil
>Sadist hero
I can get behind this

>ending stream screen after dying to meg
I loled

STREAM OVER

>dying to Meg
it's over guys, he is terrible in the game

>Have Athena dash
>Still dies
I thought he's the gamer of Tempus...

>>30582160
>>30582121 (Me)
Wait what, is he playing badly? I thought he did well, and this is coming from someone who is better than average at Hades (32 Heat). Maybe I don't remember the early game that well.

Hes doxxing Axel...

>>30582341
haha gotem

>VEGEMITE VEGEMITE VEGEMITE

>sees cerberus
>calls him axel
every time i am not prepared for the joke

>>30582320
That's no man, THIS is a man!

>heyyy, vesper!
>STUPID BOY
>oh :(

Damn, Reggie is so based.

>>30582375
Nah he's doing fine

>>30581178
>No Chao Marine Pic
I am really disappointed.

>>30582375
Yeah it's not bad for a fresh start. Not good either, though.

>WHAT IS THIS PINNED MESSAGE

> Supermassive games
kek, nice slip

>>30582375
The last time I played on a fresh save I died in Styx. Dying to Meg with Athena's dash is really bad.

>>30577037
MADE FOR MARRIAGE

>>30582375
It's very possible to kill Lernie on a new save even with Heat, Asterius is a bit more rough tho. Blue is doing pretty average.

>>30582433
Wrong screenshot selected ffs kek.

altare is HORNY horny

Is he allowed to shit on corpo policies? That seems pretty uncalled for

>>30581413
I am holding Omega captive now.

>Regis likes MILF and neesan voices

Confirmed for Roberu

>>30577692
>tits
ruined

So which cigarettes should I smoke so that leader would love my voice?

what is tskr? I saw a lot of people typing it in chat

>>30582527
the same hole where smoke comes out from the car

>>30582527
Roll up the cremated ashes of your dead relatives

>>30582527
Lucky Strikes

>>30582540
tasukaru, means like, "this is so good, my life has been saved by it"

>>30582502
Which female's dungeon will he be locked up in?

>>30582540
praying hands emoji

>>30582540
Axel already explained it to you, Magni

>>30582527
The one that gives you lung cancer

>>30582000
>Nowa
>Human

The bow is terrible without the Special upgrade that greatly increases the damage...

>Bashing on infidelity
infinitely based

>he's kind of a douchebag, don't you think?

>Altare is not a netorichad
Dropped

leader is loyal...

>>30582000
They're all former non-humans who reincarnated into humans.

>Infidelity is not my kind of thing
Yandere Regis Daimaou....

Gimme your ideal EN/JP Stars collabs after the month ends
NOW

>>30582491
W-what's the mask for?

Cucking Alter in a romantic relationship...

>>30582641
Oga...

>>30582592
>Part of the Hero's Party
Again. How Ironic.

Love me some Hades streams. The last one I watched was Kronii's and I remember global going full autism mode over various gods' power levels.

>>30582641
good netori and netorare are both shit

>>30582634
>>30582638
>>30582641
His statement sounded like there was pain behind it. Daddy issues.

altare is loyal... why aren't you loyal to him?

BOOBA

>>30582634
>>30582648
>>30582652
He's fucking lying and you know it
He would cheat on you without any hesitation

BOOBA

>>30582699
Are we making history? Is this one of our first rrats?

>>30582491
>brainwashing Omega into your slutty sex slave
Anon, you might have just awakened something within me... please post more

>YES
Damn, Nowa is thirsty

>hoes over bros
NOT
MY
HOLO

>uses Noir as a Censor

>censoring Aphrodite
KEK

robbed

>>30582764
You got it wrong. Nowa asked for booba so he went that way

NAKED WOMEN ON STREAM YAB

DAMN VESPER!

KEK

KEK

NOOO ALTARE GET OUT OF THE WAY MY MOMMY MILKIES AAAAAAAAAH

KEK

AUNTIE

DAMN

But Ina coul-
Ah, it's a bit

UWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Vesper and Regis aren't a bad ship..

VESPER LOOKS LIKE THAT!?!

AYO?

Damn uncle Nowa looks like this!

IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER

>>30582811
Prefect woman

Alright he got a chuckle out of me
Had to use Nowa's glory but it worked

>vesper looks kinda hot
AYO???????????

>>30582811
>>30582818
>>30582819
IT SO HOT

>>30582811
>>30582818
>>30582819
UMM VESTIES??? CARE TO EXPLAIN!??

>>30582811
>>30582818
Stupid sexy Vesper

>Altare likes vespers genderbent stuff the most
Office lady is top tier

>>30582811
>>30582818
>>30582819
This is gonna spawn more rule63 Noir, isn't it?

>>30582811
MADE FOR BREEDING

>your genderbent stuff? kind of spicy! kind of spicy!

Throwing Shade

>>30582553
/o/let, it’s called a tail pipe, or an exhaust

>>30582818
Auntie Nowa...

>>30582653
Nowa and Aruran seems obvious

>>30582818
It lines up TOO perfectly
The fanart this will generate is definitely going to be on meme review.

VESPER IS A NEEEEEEEEERD

So this is mostly game related but I've asked this in a few forums but I have never gotten a proper answer. Why the fuck are Patroclus and Achilles entirely different skintones in this game? You'd think it would interfere with their ability to disguise as one another.

>>30582811
>>30582818
This WILL trigger fanartists. Please trigger fanartists please

>>30582886
>Nowa has to explain obvious jokes to the redditors in chat

>>30582916
diversity

Altare - God of Leadership
Alex - God of Instinct
Magni - God of Alchemy
Vesper - God of Knowledge

>>30582936
Stupid zoomers man

>>30582947
So did Patroclus do whiteface disguised as Achilles or was Achilles in constant blackface in battle?

>just doing a bit because we're STREAMERS
but I thought he was an idol...

>>30582903

>>30582886
Always do the bit.

>>30582916
Lore never bothered devs to shit things up

>>30582653
Axel + Oga nerding out about gacha for example or Axel + Shien being retards in some game

>jesus christ
>its jason borne
he is sprinkling those memes in there

>>30582997
They both did Kamen Rider suitface clearly

>>30582730
https://files.catbox.moe/dzz4gp.mp4

>>30582653
Magni/Rio

>>30582966
Altare-Death
Magni-Famine
Axel-War
Vesper-Conquest

Altare is Solomon, controller of the 72 Demons

>>30582966
I feel like it's been established that Magni is absolutely terrible at alchemy, except for love and genderbend potions

>>30583024
Axel and Shien being retards in some game is something I desperately wanna see

>>30582491
Nigga I think you got the roboarm on the wrong side.
Keep posting tho.

>>30582653
Roberu/Axel fullstop

>>30583053
my fucking dick.
could you link the character card pretty please?

Is Magni a menhera?

>>30583008
It's literally the only other thing Patroclus is known for.

Man, I hope someone tells him to lower the game volume. I can barely hear him when characters aren't talking

>>30583138
they all are, anon.

GUYS DONT WORRY WE'RE HEROES

>>30582916
Literally because this modern novel described him as darker. That's it.

>Unkillable demon lord

>*SLUUURP*

SLURP
people tingled to that

>>30583150
absolute shit book
the kind of tripes only an american would read, bleh

>>30583053
AAAIIIIEEEEEEE MEIN BLUEN BOARD

>>30583163
>>30583164
>doxing Altare as Faker
YAB

That was the chad SLURP if I ever heard one

Bouldy, my beloved

>googling lore while playing a game
THE GOOGLE PERMITS

How long is Hades? If it's pretty short he might beat it in 2-3 streams.

>>30583150
>Pic related
I was told to disregard that when I was in school

>>30583003
And chin.

>>30583150
Patroclus is also a whiny bitch ass healslut in that book but I doubt they put that in.

>>30583235
you don't "beat" hades

>>30583235
Honestly depends on player skill. A speedrunner with good RNG could have won a run by now.

>>30583235
If you are good enough you can beat it in 20 minutes

>>30583235
Completing your first run usually takes people about 20 attempts or so, vets can do it in less than 30 minutes. He'll probably stop playing once he does that.

>>30583235
it normally takes 12hours to beat the game for the first time BUT you need to beat it 10 times to get the true ending.

>>30583346
That doesn't complete the story in any meaningful way though.

His scream caught me off guard

THAT SCREAM

UNF

AAIIEEE

>>30583413
It’s a Demon Lord tick

>>30583149
I believe Magni is particularly more menhera. For a man.

>im not malding
sure ...

>>30583235
There are multiple definitions of beating it
Getting past the final boss for the first time can be done in less than an hour on your first run or two if you're good but most people are not that good and need at LEAST a few hours of upgrades to do
Getting to the credits involves beating the final boss 10 times
Then the "true ending" takes quite a bit of time/grinding after getting the credits sequence
And lastly there's the super version of the final boss which you can do after getting the true ending IIRC

he's malding.

>>30583370
I completed my first at 17, but that was because I got the regen duo boon, letting me cheese Hades by attrition

>>30583411
that autistic guy is talking about speedrun, don't listen to him. 12-15hours is what normally takes to finish it for the first time, 9 hours if you are experienced in this kind of game

> FUCK YOU HYPNOS, DONT MOVE IN ON MY WOMAN
Regis is so straight for a vtuber it's refreshing

>>30583467
>if you're good
By that I mean like, speedrunner good by the way, Altare's doing just fine for not using his favorite weapons right now

Still can't believe Skelly and Zag have the same voice actor.

>sees dog
>”haha it’s Axel”

He's definitely holding some rage in right now.

>>30583467
wtf I thought the game's over the moment you kill Hades. I should have bought it when it was on sale recently...

We're all Shieldchads here right?

mag is in the house

>they are all awake
>I am awake
WE ARE

>>30583538
If Maou ever snaps entirely...

>>30583555
Shield is the patrician choice so yes

>>30583555
Shield is boring

I always grab Flurry Jab, and any other autoattack hammer.

>>30583555
zeus shield is ez modo

>>30582653
>6 HORAS
>Axel and bossu
>Uproar Tempus collab
>DBD group collab with Regis and Temma
>Magni and Gamma drawing stream
>Bar Robel with Axel
>Astel Apex with all of Tempus (pick and choose)

>>30583555
>he doesn't fist people
not a real Greek

>>30583607
>>30583615
the duality of /MANS/

>>30583555
Shield of Chaos + Demeter Cast
My favorite braindead strategy

WOW LEADER IS SO COOL

>>30583552
The story is about having to do it multiple times, with each completed run progressing it as a whole

>>30583555
Shield or fist

livin' like larry

>>30583555
No.

>>30583240

>>30583685
true

I like rail best personally. It's just fun

>his impression was pretty close
Sheeeeeit

>>30583685
BASED taste
Nothing like critting with Excalibur to get the dopamine flowing

Regis right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zexg3wFN70

silly leader is cute

>Hades
>Straight
>Barely holding sociopath
> Funny voices
Regi is rising up quickly in my broshi rankings. From dead last to 2nd.