/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

calm down zero

because she won't jerk me off with her armpits

Kaneko Lumi is very good at convincing people that she's the next big thing, or at least pandering to people thru basic 4chan references, horny coombaiting, and ticking every checkbox that a lonely nerd on 4chan would find appealing.
Lumi's strongest ability isn't her mediocre streaming skill or her basic singing, but having mods being able to promote her existence through constant usage of 4chan and talking like a millennial journalist working for a gaming website trying to clickbait people through the lowest hanging fruit possible, while exuding an aura of unwarranted self importance.

It exudes such a fake and disingenuous aura to not only the character she plays, but the person as well. If you just read her hype posts and looked at her numbers that her fans will quickly point to, you would think she is must see entertainment. However, if you actually watch her stream, you will find someone who is uninspired talking to a slow chat that. For being "near 4view" her chat moves as slow as most 2views and 1/3 of her chatters are her mods. There is no organic demand or natural entertainment value.
The truth is she would literally be out of vtubing if Pipkin Pippa didn't take pity on her and beg Phase Connect to hire her after she bombed out of CyberLive and killed that company.

picrel is her just yesterday dropping her best friend Amaris Yuri.

>>30539785
ok but this doesn't address the pitjob part

>>30539785
based

>>30539785
Excuse me what kind of thursday?

>>30539426
Pretends to be white girl despite being the most stereotypical rich chinese american princess among other things

>>30546340
She's Russian

>>30547322
she's american. she doesn't even know cyrillic and she's never been to russia.

>>30547322
I suddenly feel an urge to rape her

>>30539426
Giga stacey energy, guaranteed to make incels seethe

>>30546340
We have seen her legs and feet, shes white.

>>30539426
Because she's a basic

>>30548446
Spoonfeed me plox.

>>30546060
That's the name for the day they would always collab. However, I guess Lumi is too big to hang out with her friend now, since Yuri doesn't get as many viewers as she does.

>>30539426
Fake, narcissistic and sociopathic cunt who dropped her last company when they got pissed at her for having a schizo doxxer as her head mod. she cried about being ostracized and ran to Phase.

>>30557401
Has she dropped that retard yet

>>30557430
His latest incarnation (Niflheim) isn't a Phase mod anymore, I think. Who knows when it comes to her DMs and private groups, though.

I know you made this thread Menace

>>30557582
Hi lumi, I made 3 women wash out of the marines just for you.

>>30557401
and you'll still be fat tomorrow Menace

>>30558709
I'm not Menace, she doesn't really come here anymore.

Is Lumi American or Eastern European? I tuned in once and she was speaking one of those Cyrillic languages.

>>30539426
She banned me as well

>>30548446
If you’ve ever seen a non SEAnigger Asian girl, they’re whiter than actual white girls

>>30561089
no, she has white girl hands and feet

>>30559146
sure you don't, have you switched back to thinking gfe is creepy yet?

>>30547322
I think she said she's of korean descent in the first Battlefleet Gothic 2 stream.

>>30539785
based
explained lumi perfectly

Lumi is for ugly bastards scallies (uniromically).
If you are not cold blooded and weight 250+ kg you are simply not good enough

>>30547322
She can't even point on a map where the fuck russia is

>>30563817
post more

>>30563995
there are like just 3 comics, all made by one of her top shilling guy, who is actually doing as a job because he is actually getting paid to be her "editor"

>>30539785
Atleast she pays her mods an actual salary for their hardwork

>>30564046
cool, I eagerly await the rest of the edits

>>30564320
Ok Smugdoka