/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

KIKI LOVE

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>/pyon/ Sings "You are my Sunshine" submissions

You are my sunshine won the vote for the next /pyon/ sings. If you participated in the earlier votes please make a submission. Anybody who didn't participate in the earlier votes is welcome to participate too.

No particular deadline at the moment, but let's aim to get as many in before the end of the July.

Leave submissions in the form below

Form: https://forms.gle/xg3UYJWXY8iTcdaK6
Karaoke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBXk-2iTClQ

Made a google form for collecting some suggestions for new memes, we probably won't use all of them (unless there is somebody else willing to help with the modelling and rigging this season), but I think it's important as a first step to start collecting these in a centralized place. I'll keep this open until the end of the week maybe.

We can figure out the plan for the finialized roster at a later time, here's the link, email isn't shared it's all anonymous, please add this to future OPs as an anchor post or something:

https://forms.gle/usEisYwemDxuZw9F6

Kiki Love!

Im so proud of Kiki, she's the cutest spring I know

I ain't no foo', but I want to slurp her goo.

I LOVE MY LOLIBABA RABBIT WIFE

>>30559900
So cute

>>30559900
UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>30559804
Springy kiki is cute

>>30559900
Another champ for the champ collection

>>30559692
Eeeh? Kimo!

>>30560470
kimoi*

post rabbaheads

>>30560589

>>30560589

>>30560678
This is fake btw

>>30560549 (me)

I know what I typed you nigger D4! How many more champyons have been filtered today?

>>30560589
Is there a website to make these? I wanna make one for soggig

>>30560589

Does anyone know any 3d model sites? ill try find some free ones that may be helpful for divegrass

>>30560589

>>30560678
Cute rat

>>30560589

>>30555141
You know the drill champyons!

>>30560830
Most are paid but I can have a look around.

>>30560830
Sorry i don't know any websites

>>30561087
I think unrigged isnt. I'd have to learn more about divegrass first

>>30560052
The champahead collection is too large..

>>30560830
We looked around deviantart last time. Possibly something on kemonoparty dunno
https://www.deviantart.com/search?q=XNALara
XNALara models were good for some reason

>>30561199
Ok ill have a look around there and try gather some

>>30560830
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Aesthetics_Requests
I think there's some relevant info in there. Idk if the aesthetics folks help with /vt/ league or just the 4cc though.

>>30561349
I think they helped last time

KikixBea Love

>>30561594
But that's forbidden champa!

>>30561623
It's also a complete turn on

>>30560918
That rat looks humble

>>30559679
We should remove the Emergency Gosling Resources section from OP

>>30561872
we should remove you from the thread

if you reply to bait you're southern italian

>>30561872
remove yourself from /pyon/

>>30561872
why?

>>30561906
mama raba they're at it again

>>30556932
hey bro i really love this track, thank you. it would be hard for me to find a place for it due to its pace and not being very loopable, but the vibe is stellar and i really like it as a small standalone piece.

>>30561906
I don't reply to it but I feel it which is worse

>>30561942
It's so cringe, and we don't need anymore of those fags flocking in

>>30561993
>we
you dont want anyone here because you're a jealous nigger

i can almost hear them giggling in their discord server

>>30561993
I'm on the side of purging any non husbands

>30561993

can we get back on topic and talk about how Kiki and Bea should meet up and make out live on stream

You guys are so defensive, they're just links, save them on your own if you want to see them. Kiki doesn't want to be seen like that anymore and it's definietly filtering a lot of people.

I think ive hit the 3d model jackpot bros

>>30562114
Make sure to show champa

>>30562114
that's exciting

I don't blogpost anymore, but I'm really happy about the way I quit my job, one sec

>>30562114
That's great

>>30562034
this still counts, you're southern italian

>>30562488
>>30562531
my dude... it's a fast food place not a real job... they can replace you with a highschooler or minority in seconds...

>>30562531
lost at wienie hut junior dig

>>30562488
>>30562531
BASED

why is someone posting fucking intimidation to chipoltle of all things?

Kek we should speak in more esoteric pyon terms so this sewer boy stays confused

wtf lol

>>30562707
hey I get it, man is fed the fuck up
probably wasn't worth the energy to type out or send to some manager who won't care in a day but better than being a self hating wagie

>>30562707
I don't really know or care
But what I do know is the guy who did it is based as fuck and I salute him o7

>>30562771
boom, italian

>>30562739
>we should be even more hostile to newcomers and cultish
Why do you want Kiki to fail?

Why is that shit being posted lol

>>30562839
angangangwawa

>>30562880
Just ignore it they'll get bored quicker

>>30562805
FUCK

>>30562947
make a kiki ver

>>30561993
you should remove yourself from life

>>30563027
I can't into art

>>30563027
i would be shocked if one doesnt exist already

>>30563368
Fuck yes

https://twitter.com/Laced_Ends/status/1557536497536040963

>>30563482
Me on the right

>>30563482
I love his style

>>30563482
This guy's works are awesome, is she commissioning him or is he a champ?

>>30563482
beautiful

>>30563482
Love this dude's art

>>30563524
I think hes doing it himself, he follows her so

>>30563524
he follows her but that doesn't mean much

I wish Kiki would collab with other smol vtubers

>>30563368
I'll never grow tired of seeing princess kiki

>>30564159
Why? I am not against it but I want to know why do you want that.

>>30564188
I want to take off her shoes and begin sniffing her feet like a good subject

>>30564188
collabs are always cringe and awkward if the streamers aren't close friends

>>30564229
I'm not a fan of foot fetishes, but i do want kiki to dominate me

>>30564159
Shut up mal

rabbahead is meant to be subjugated not the other way around

>>30564275
Rabbahead is meant to correct and be corrected

>>30564275
Subjugated isn't the right word, that implies she had some force to begin with, but I agree with the sentiment

Found a Calhoun 3d model for divegrass:
https://sketchfab.com/3d-models/barney-calhoun-5421540bd64a4ca8bd893aa607f233fe

>>30564821
>sidearm
check
>uniform
check
he's ready to score sum fackin goals

https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1557640005001940992

https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1557640005001940992

>>30564979
>>30564985
I hate headaches, its probably not great advice but I always take painkillers for them. If not, try some water or a nap. Hope its nothing serious and passes soon.

>>30564821
Fucking nice

>>30564979
>>30564985
I get them all the time, i usually just pop a painkiller and drink some water. But I've found naps works the best sometimes.

https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1557643927359959040

>>30565359
I heard cats have healing properties like that. Maybe its all fuzzy animals.

>>30565359
Aww i wish i had a healing rabbit

>>30565359
Maybe that rabbits a wizard and are casting a healing spell

>>30564985
>>30564979
She mentioned that she was getting dizzy when she stood up during stream as well. Probably the result of her not eating enough (low blood sugar)

nini rabbithead and champs

>>30565985
Yeah she eats barely anything

>>30566120
nini champ

>>30566120

>>30564979
>>30564985
Hope you feel better soon, love you

>>30565359
Sleep well, sunshine

>>30566120
Sleep well anon

Is she really hated so much?
she tries so hard to be liked its sad

>>30565359
im having a little twister icecream. wish you had some too rab

>>30566934

>>30567033
So yes?

>>30567033
Ignore

for me, it's malice

>>30566188
Is this one new?

>>30567575

>>30567793
Nah i think it was posted a few times before

>>30567849
Oh ogey

>>30567575
I came here to anti but you know what, I'm going to use my new ip post for you. Fuck you for posting 3dpd on /vt/. kys

>>30567900
Based

How are champs? Got any reps you're working on?

>>30567575
ugly af

>>30568066
I made an armpussy coupon a while back, and just made a variant that replaces it with armpit, because why not

>>30567575
where is malice from I want to fuck her

>>30568401
I'm about to start collecting coupons

based jannies

>>30568401
ill take two please

I learned a new thing about kiki today. My shitposting shall improve. I hope to get many "that's not very nice" replies.

>>30568519
adelaide

>>30568401
How does one go about getting these coupons?

>>30568633
I quite prefer her cute whiny "Nooourrh~" myself

nini pyon

>>30568673
worst state fugg wish she was here

>>30568689
I made the armpit one myself simply using MSPaint, also this rough, low effort one too using a pic from the booru

>>30568888
That looks cute anon, i rike it

>>30568066
Not really, been trying to fix my sleep schedule so i could start working on my reps.

>>30568968
Hope you can get your schedule back on track champ

>>30566188
Looks like she's doing a cute salute

>>30563368
That's the face of someone who needs to be corrected

>>30570354
Kek it kind of does

good morning

>>30573697
Morning anon

>>30570354
>>30572724
dunno looks more like a dab to me

>>30575139
Nooo....

Hope her heads feeling better

>>30577504
Rest,water and panadol she'll be right

>>30577731
I know she will. She's a resilient rabbit after all.

Champa Champa!

Kikisleep?hopefully

>>30580243
Champa dayo~
Goodnight kiki n champs

>>30580243
Kiki Kiki!

bunday!

>regular sized Kiki using tiny champyons to please herself
>giant Kiki crushing haters and using buildings and vehicles to please herself

Which one would be better?

>>30581541
neither, giantess is a shit fetish

>>30580339
Nini

>>30581649
If you say that again Kiki's going to shrink you down to size and swallow you whole!

>>30581541
wait, >>30573697 are both 22nd IPs in this bread
did horomoot fuck up or did someone get banned?

>>30559679
Kiki please commission more feet pics

>>30581649
So you think Kiki would make a shitty giantess? That's pretty rude champy

I'm gonna try and get some sleep early this time
Gnight everyone

>>30582644
Nini champ

>>30582644
Goodnight anon

I drank all of cunnymile tea

>>30563524
he does a lot of chuuba art

Good morning pyon.

>>30584949
good morning

>>30584949
Morning

>>30566934
I've come to hate her, her lies, and constant gaslighting of her fanbase

>>30584949
cute art champ, very uoohhhh

>>30584949
Morning champ

>>30585355
Thank you, that is my wife.

>>30585301
urghhh I hate it when she lies on a bed with her bum bum shaking
sends me into an uncontrollable rage, urghhhh

>>30585603
stupid sexy bumbum rabbit

>>30586207
UUUOOOHHH
>>30585601
Beautiful wife you have there anon

Wonder if she ended up showering

>>30587845
Probably not since she was having a headache

>>30564821
That's awesome. We should move onto voting removals and then replacements soon.

>>30568401
>>one (1) free armpit
>>distinctly shows two unique armpits, each special and beautiful in their own way

Champ, is this coupon just a way of getting us in the door as a customer?

Kiki is my wife

>>30591597
I posted this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8HqZ2f_nHU&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8HqZ2f_nHU&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8HqZ2f_nHU&feature=youtu.be

https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1557788010774638592

I am Kiki's husband

>>30592002
>>30592854
It's Kiki!!!!!

>>30592002
>>30592854
What a pleasant surprise!

>>30592967
>>30591597
>>30591784
Hey guys husband/wife thing is a fun larp, but let's maybe try to tone it down a little bit, at least for now

>>30593568
can you leave already

love, honor and obey

I'm in love with Kiyomi Pyon-Pyon!!!

>>30593656
my wife is so cute

God I fucking love my wife so much

What if you were tiny enough that Kiki's humble chest looked like a massive valley?

>>30593802
Her hair is so pretty in this

>>30593828
rather visit bumbum valley

>>30593828
That fetish is gross
Kiki is little and cute

>>30593875
Fair point, I've heard it's a pretty popular spot for spelunking

>>30593568
Memes aside tho, L + Ratio + ur cringe @ parasocial fucks.

I love my bunnycunny wife

Even if Kiki herself were to tell me to stop I never will. She is my wife and I love her and if necessary I will marriage rape her.

>>30594348
what does this "L + Ratio + ur cringe" chant even mean? why is every zoomer on twitter using this nowadays? can't you just call us faggots or niggers like a normal person?

luv me wife

>>30594433
with kiki, she marryrapes you

>>30594687
In that case I will settle for regular rape. No, wait, violent rape.

I want to love rape Kiki

>>30595105
so pretty

>>30595105
It's beautiful

>>30595105
muh kokoro...

seriously stop posting this shit

>>30593828
>What if you were tiny enough that Kiki's humble chest looked like a massive valley?

unpossible. Even if you were just very small, it would look like a massive Iowa.

Does Kiki know about the sonic kart tournament at the end of this month? Hosted by that /vm/ group and their friends?

Is SRB2 Kart something that Kiki might want to try?

>>30595519
Is she gonna be in it?

>>30595704
Sign ups are open right now

>>30595519
I'm sure she'd like to play it, but I don't think she ever played it before.

>>30595849
Send link

That's a multiplayer thing isn't it?

>>30596095
Seems like it, but more importantly it seems competitive. I'm not sure how much she would enjoy that, but sure lets see what its about and what Kiki thinks about it.

>>30596165
Where can i read about it

>>30596212
Probably this? I'm not the guy that suggested it
/vm/thread/675218
It seems to have modded chars and someone asked about another vtuber so I'm still not sure if he's asking for her to participate in the tour or get a model in the game.

>>30596026
>>30596165
>>30596212
https://play.toornament.com/en_US/tournaments/5936900137731457024/

>>30596392
participation I guess.

i'm having a schizo moment. i'm going to let it all out and there is nothing you can do to stop me.

kiki either hasn't noticed i left or simply doesn't care, which kinda hurts but also reassures me in my decision to fuck off. end of schizo moment.

>>30596492
Who?

>>30596492
Shes probably noticed anon, shes trying to stay strong through all the shit that's going on at the moment lol
but if you wanted to leave idk... good for you

>>30596492
Oh champ, I get it. I was like that a couple months ago. Hope you clear your head and cya tomorrow.
Seriously, hope you'll sort this out on your own but if you want to talk I'm here for you.

>>30596492
she notices and cares, she just doesn't namefag and neither should you. we're all equal in this community, that's why we try to keep it anonymous.

Why do so many people want to leave her?

>>30596682
Because antis are intentionally trying to get us to leave. You're probably one of them lol

>>30596492
I was wondering why she seemed on edge and sad.

The opposite of love isn't hate its indifference. The fact we sometimes go menhera means that we care. Just please try to be mindful to not spread the negativity around needlessly, at least keep it to a minimum and don't explode.

I want to spank her cute bumbum. Also my social media has been taken over by rabbits, algorithm be praised

>>30596704
Is anyone actually leaving though? It seems like more people are coming in

>>30596782
Dunno, that guy could be a skinwalker but I want to give him the benefit of the doubt. Leaving and taking a break isn't the same thing though and I want to believe he just needs a break.

>>30596772
yeah same, it's pretty great. just art accounts and rabbit accounts and rabbit art accounts. i'm glad my algorithm learned i don't give a fuck about vtubers other than kiki

>>30596492
When I had my menhera moment in March I was thinking the same thing. Her having fun and continuing as normal without me hurt, but what is the alternative? You don't really want her to suffer do you? I thought I did but that is just a childish tantrum and selfish. I believe in you champ.

>>30597047
on the other side of the coin, personally i can get very very busy and not have time to really catch streams or participate in the thread. i'm happy knowing there are plenty of champs still here to support kiki when i'm personally unavailable due to life getting in the way. and i'm glad i don't have the pressure of having to catch every single thing live.

Rab in chat, won't screenshot it.

hello Kiki

Yeah, I was missing from the stream yesterday and I'm sorry for that. Working has not been going well and coupled with the shitposting it was just a lot of stress and I tried to focus on work instead. Really sorry if I made you worry but I'm human too, and I was in a really bad mood yesterday.

I won't speak for anyone else if you did something wrong, to me you haven't
but I know how hard it must feel as I have been there myself when you don't know what you did was wrong
love you you little rabbit

i really appreciate the sincerity and communication kiki. thank you for caring so much, even though it hurts to do so. i'm perfectly happy with you as you are

Holy shit this parasocial menhera shit is so cringe, I'm leaving

>>30597359
finally lol

>>30597359
bye bye

>>30597359
finally

you know its the same anti or returning one as he has tried to stop Kiki doing wife stuff before
it's funny

the love the pyon family has for each other is inspiring

>>30597542
yeah it's really cool to see

tl;dr champs if you feel menhera its ogey you're human and this is a difficult relationship. if you truly don't want to be here anymore that is one thing, but don't make big decisions under the influence of heavy negative emotions.

ayo champa (with an a, the hard r champer is raysis) I dunked on them punk asses in basketball then I drank some grape soda ayo I dundu nuffin

i'd slam dunk kiki's rim if you catch my drift hubba hubba

Should I check the VODs and make a list of all the people who don't come to streams anymore? We can narrow down who the list of potential suspects, I want to know who >>30596492 is by name so we can shame them! Bad champyon!

>We are NOT a cult

>I can reach the rim
pics or it didn't happen

>>30597897
yes we are and we're proud of it

i'd rim kiki if you catch my drift

>>30597924
stop replying to this low effort bait

I'd rim kiki with my dick in her ass if you comprehend me

mama raba !! starting to smell like garlic !!

>>30597856
Wow pyon is still a cult huh? Disgusting, I see some things never change! Consider me: filtered!

I wonder how many times this absolute Italian will leave

>>30597941
No.

what is the horniest kiki art ever made?

>>30598039
Despite many good attempts this was never topped
https://files.catbox.moe/v07xsx.png

How about that warhammer huh? What an interesting fictional universe amirite?

>>30598082
tfw no kiki doujin

>>30598039
Mine when I learn to draw and make Kiki Guro

>>30598082
that's definetly a good contender

>>30598082
Sex

>>30598082
yup, this is still the at the top of horny ratings

>>30598082
Man I wish I was that carrot

This from the aggie was really good too ToT
https://files.catbox.moe/y7rsox.png
https://files.catbox.moe/wt900k.png
https://files.catbox.moe/mhyhcd.png

Kiki saw her shadow
Stream pushed back

>>30598413
okie dokie

>>30598413
All good, have a nice day <3

>>30598413
kiki is a rabbit not a groundhog

I'll miss you Kiki, please rember to keep us updated

>>30598413
will the coffee machine fit in the microwave? i didnt know they made them this small nowadays. usually they go in the oven

>>30598413
Love you too Kiki, enjoy your day!

>>30594562

What Kiki koikatsu model do you want to see in a lewd video?

>>30600055
for me, kiki classic or clunny

>>30600103

>>30600055
Princess Kiki
and I want a giantess Kiki lewd koikatsu

>>30600055
new clover one

>>30600103

>>30594562
someone linked the specific tweet being referenced, but it is a zoomer meme at the moment to respond with a long list of things, linked with +'s, usually to discount people who are being fags. You may tell someone to "cope + seethe + dilate + kys" or something. It's a way of balancing your dismissive response to be as low-effort as possible (not explaining any of the components) while also being as comprehensively insulting as possible (including as many component insults as possible). It's a strategy for maximizing efficiency of insult in as few characters as possible, due to its likely origins on twitter, where characters are limited.

You could be more dismissive and low-effort by just calling someone a fag, but the tradeoff is you don't have as much "insult density" in such a response.
You could write out an eloquent blogpost about how shit the person is, but then it become high-effort and you open yourself up to being called a fag for caring so much.
The tl;dr is that it's the equivalent of a blogpost, but intentionally low-effort to avoid the appearance of giving a fuck. Whether it successfully avoids the appearance of giving a fuck or not is down to context and the viewer.

I wanna see Kiki cream from Clover stimulation

>>30600421
especially if it's accidental/in public

>>30600249
based zoomertranslatorposter

>>30600163
I haven't finished my version of that model yet but thanks for the reminder I'll get to it later.
>>30600137
>>30600105
>>30600421
Working on it.

>>30600527
you're awesome, kk champ. appreciate everything you do

it's 5pm, nini champs

>>30600622
nini grampachampa

>>30600137
Giantess lewd ver
https://files.catbox.moe/hqvnmn.png

Princess Kiki
https://files.catbox.moe/169x0x.mp4

>>30601201
Kek awesome

>>30601201
NO WAY

>>30600249
Real problem is like any other insult, the repetition makes it lose it's potency. I already just look right past any + post

>>30601244
UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GIANTESSBROS WE WON

>>30601244
thats a big rabba

>>30601201
For a second, I thought Kiki was playing Strip Mahjong because both shoulders were bare

>>30601201
eeeEEEE

>>30601201
Those grannies don't even know the danger they're in

>>30601311
yeah, that's the tradeoff. I believe that, online, you can't ever "win" an argument, so effort is irrelevant and all that matters is conveying you don't give a fuck. So +-posting is ineffective for the same reason blogposting is. But there is also an extra layer of irony, sometimes. Because +-posting (especially taken to the extremes of having sometimes dozens of components) can come across as so silly and ludicrous, it is often used in an intentionally ironic way to just be silly and ludicrous, and turns the criticism into more of a friendly joking.

>>30601201
cant wait to see what the next scene brings

>>30601201
the kikiby makes it so much better

did someone screenshot the first messages by kiki in chat? i checked the stream too late and they disappeared and i feel like it's something i need to read to calm my schizo mind

>>30601244
>giantess kiki
YES! Thank you champy!

>>30601840
I dont have them but yeah, it would have calmed you a lot

>>30601840
She said to cope and seethe faggot

>>30601840
Here I put it in 1h litterbox
https://litter.catbox.moe/6ihk2o.png

>>30601510
Not pictured: They ARE playing Strip Mahjong, it's game 2 and based Kiki removed panties for her first loss before anything else and..
>>30601201
Kiki's gonna gaslight those grannies with house rules to make sure she doesn't have to take off anything else, I can tell

Did KoikatsuChamp ever make an image of Kiki doing the anime glasses thing? Also, humbly requesting smug/smumble rab images

>>30602235
Here

>>30602235
>Kiki removed panties
newfriendchama...

>>30602267
Thanks, I was beginning to think I had imagined it, I didn't have it saved anywhere, nor is it in the booru, so I'll do botha those real quick

>>30602341
Not new.. just wasn't sure.
She really doesn't wear them in such public scenarios? Based.

>>30601840 (me)

that doesn't calm my schizo mind at all, fuck off kiki i hate you whore!

>>30602475
I hope you get better soon and accept her love.
We're all looking forward to your recovery, just have lots of rest and don't work yourself too hard.
Never give up, we believe in you.

does this retard think kiki believes any skinwalking he does

>>30602599
stop being italian

>>30602599
thats not him its the anti

>>30602667
>>30602685
my bad, I see an autistic child with attitude and behavioral problems and a kind of correctional instinct kicks in, my bad.

Wow, even when Kiki is being as understanding and accepting as she is, Champyons are still acting up like this and being so horrible to her. It's really sad to see. How much longer is she going to keep putting up with you guys and these threads? I feel so sorry for her.

1/10 lmao
this dude is so bad at it

I miss the old skinwalkers
this new one is pathetic

>>30602968
just a usual day in /pyon/!

>>30603125
why are you still going no ones buying it

>>30602475
thanks for making it extra obvious you are trying to skinwalk as me
>>30602055
thank you. and sorry.

So we have Calhoun for divegrass
can he be added in?

she aint funny
NEXT

>>30603196
im glad you feel better anon
I believe in (You) and so does Kiki

>>30603196
why are YOU skinwalking as me? those are my actual feelings faggot!

>>30603200
We should kinda vote but it'll obviously win.

>>30603200
>>30603253
where do we vote?

>>30603196
All is well champ

>>30603279
The poll isn't up yet, we're still taking in suggestions for new players (Calhoun already added to it). Then we vote who to kick from the team and who replaces them

>>30603253
Just add him ezpz

>>30603331
Vote still matters to decide his position

>>30603366
Based

>>30600105
Here
https://files.catbox.moe/y5znec.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/l90i97.mp4

Hope kiki and sispyon have a wonderful day

>>30603639
finally, I get represented with my massive BWC

is baker san alive?

yeah might as well

NEW

>>30605949
>>30605949
>>30605949

>>30603656
Same, I'm stuck waging so I would've missed the stream anyway

>>30601792
Different arguments have different victory conditions. There are times when minimal effort is the best, its a sort of counter to effort posting, but other times you want to beat down your opponent at their own game and effort post even harder. There is also an aspect of making it take more effort to read and reply to you than you put in effort to write it, like quoting what he said and thus making your block of text bigger and intentionally going on tangents which is just letting you have fun while he wastes his time reading irrelevant shit.