/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>30552347
Zeta
Imagine waking up and hearing her voice first thing in the morning

I would court Botan as aggressively as possible and be broken hearted when she rejected my advances.

>>30552347
you JUST KNOW Gura is into DDLG

>>30552347
Risu. I would be her boyfriend and eat her pussy while she plays games. Sex at least twice a day.

>date
>romantically
>relationship
None of them. Dating, relationships and romance are dead, at least in the west. I'd still grab a beer and play some vidya with the homostars though. Except Altare.

I would breed Inner daily

>>30552347
Korone

>>30552799
>DDLG
Doki Doki Literature Glub?

>>30552347
Mio

>>30552799
surely you mean MDLG

>>30552347
None of them, girls that are vtubers are not dating material. A decent women isn't gonna want the attention of hundreds of nerds fapping to her while she plays aroujd as an anime girl. If you wanna be a vtuber, you gotta have kind of a slutty mentality.

Pomu in a heartbeat. She's feminine, seems fairly fit, can cook clean and sew and is extremely hardworking. I know she'd be my motivation to be fit and teach me more about idols.

>>30552347
Based on RM Noel 200%

Holy fuck imagine laying in her lap and being bless by the weight of god on your face

IRyS

>>30555923
the only enlightened one on the board

>>30552347
Korone her hag pussy needs both of our genes to meld inside to create an exceedingly autistic and physically fit child before she runs out of eggs

>>30552799
well duh, she brought up DDLG to Ame on stream, unprompted

>>30552799
I see this acronym often enough but I'm too scared to google it. I can only assume LG stands for "little girl" but I can't figure out what DD stands for.

>>30552347
Kronii

>>30557408
DadDy?

Any from hololive except calli, i respect her for her music career but i dont think we share common ground, also she's too much of a friend of booze. I tend to stay away from people when they drink.

>>30557408
daddy dom

Iroha. The cinnamon roll must be cherished and protected.

>>30552347
I have a list, ordered:
>Fauna
>Okayu (fatto catto)
>Mumei (wheelchair girl sounds fun)
>Suisei (Suisex)
>Noel's Roommate (O cup breasts)
>Sana (imagine the possibilities)
>Koyori (no further explanation needed)
>Bae (mating press)
>Mio (hag love + glasses)
>Kaela (we can autistically play minecraft together)
>Pomu (even if her boobs are gone)
>Mori (I can and WILL FIX HER)

I think that's all of them

>>30552347
Memes aside, someone like Okayu. The cool, clever, cute tomboy type really does it for me.

Anya
Marriage starts passionate at first but then devolved into a sexless resentful union where the only reason we're still together is because we're both scared of being alone

I will love my wife and my wife will love me and we will love each other.

>>30552347
It's a coinflip between Gura and Fauna for me.
On the one hand, Gura is like that anime trope of a childhood friend in a harem show that you want to win. Her love-bombs are deadly and she knows how to tease like no other.
On the other hand, Fauna is represents peak femininity and has a very strong and stable mindset. That said, she's secretly almost as much of a gremlin as Gura so things won't be boring either.

It's too hard to choose, so I choose BOTH.
After all, I'm pretty sure they'd be down for it.

>>30552347
My oshi of course
She's both sexy and absolutely adorable, exactly what reason would I have for not wanting a relationship with her?

My beloved Faufau but of course. I would like to date her romantically and both spend the rest of our lives together forever; growing, making plans and completing projects together and overall having fun. Yeah, I would like that.

for me it's the goomer

>>30557408
Drunk Driving?

I want to be Hime's papa

>>30552799
Guided Missile Destroyer Leader? I like the Ticonderoga Class myself.

>>30552347
If they are truly sweet and kind, then why not
-Mumei
- Noel Room-mate
- Irys Room-Mate
- Bae
- Mel Yozora
- Millie Parfait
- Himemori Luna
- Minato Aqua
- Komori Met (her room-mate is lovely)
- Kurumi Noah (I wanna hug this lovely girl)
- Vestia Zeta (her voice is so lovely)
- Lua Asuka (from Production Kawaii)

Too many names to think of....

>>30552347
I wanna breed this prude so much

Minato Aqua.
Autistic onion sex!

>>30552347
Korone, Koyori, Shion, La+
In that order

>>30552347
Mumei reminds me of my ex, would definitely give her a go. I would try to fix her and probably fail and everything would end in tears after she has a mental breakdown and refuses to answer my calls because she's curled up in a ball on her bed but it would be a fun experience overall I think.
Fauna seems like good marriage material overall even if I tend to like the more menhera girls. Good amount of mental stability while still being not-so-secretly degenerate. Smart enough to hold a conversation and doesn't make dumb decisions about her personal health like a lot of the girls do (looking at you Mumei/Ame/Mori).

Mori. I don't like her. I just want to make her worst and ruin her life. She will become my ryona wife will I cheat on her with Mio and have a true loving relationship with Mio.

This is like asking what you'd do if you won the lottery or could go back in time. I don't like to think of it, because the reality of not winning the lottery hurts too much.

Mori.

I don't even like her. She's just the only one I think I can make happy. It will be a loveless marriage, but god willing I will be a decent husband.