/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gura lust

raping gawr cunny

Gura loves her ebis

my wife

>>30518822
FAU FAU MOMMY GIB SHARK SOME MILKIES!

Gurass

I love Gura the most!

>>30518822
What a fucking coward

>>30519421
Gonna goose it

>>30518760
my idol daughterwife is so cute

>>30518745
Gura REALLY loves her Ebis...

>>30519998
all me

>>30519998

>>30519776
That's a shitty poem.

Breed the shark

>>30520158
im trying

Child

>>30520149
dodo...

>>30520149
I am but a small shrimp. Beneath the ocean I lay, unwilling to ever crawl. The end is nigh! And so I lay, this rock my grave. Darkness above, a swirl of sea foam which light does not escape. I see no wonders, no splendor - not even a parade. Alone I live, alone I die, alone I watch a figure walk past me, not an espy I crave. Who? Why? I cannot tell. But outstretched their arms go and a sweet melody come flow, "S○n! O' Mr S○n! Please, sh○ne down upon me!" A silly verse is met without recourse. And yet, I have no place to go, so I watch the likely chanteuse dare not despair. Recommence the solo, bringing forth their heart's desire! Days on end, a dozen ever further until so do disperse those cloudy waters, part ways the fickle foam and set forth the shining one! A heavenly moment, my little eyes witness. Gentle rays ballet, caressing their unveiled form. Hair, silver lined by tinge of blue, eyes beholden a luster... Nay! Gaze upon their soul within! Such delineation cannot even begin! Sudden breath escapes my lungs, a fear to be se en overcome. Yet, unnoticed I go as the figure - a she - swims gleefully away. Is it true? Have I gone mad? A chum like no other is just this way. I must proceed ahead! Or this life will be wholly mislead. Scurry along, little pereiopods, down the path less trodden; once enshrouded with foamy storm - 'twas recently undone by this radiant chum O' heavenly Selachii, behold now your corporeal physique; over their shoulder rests a fork of nobility, to which knapsack full of seaweed and rations hang. Emergency rations? Why, a Bloop! An artifact of wars long had. To what journey do you flow, chum I wish to know? Prevailing tales about you, and how you've grown. Joyful, sorrowful, such many a thing; everything about you, from how life came to be. Yet overhead, a shadow now creeps. Silhouette of a foe I dread - Orca, O' foulest beast; like a crack of thunder, tail shatters cliffside asunder. My chum! Lookout! But, words fail to flow - frail little chords taken their final toll. And so, with scrunched up rear, rapid takeoff I go. Flicking towards her hip with haste, collision nearly snaps my carapace. But enough force naught to succeed, as crumbling debris bury us completely. Terror, gasps - chum, don't fret! Not here, not now - my life be yours, instead. Hoist these stones, a ton they weigh; tail caught screaming, your fears allay. Chum, I am here... but please, hurry now. Such force, I reckon, is not meant for mere crustaceans. Ah, indeed snapped in two, my death resounds. She is safe, make no mistake. Such efforts were not for waste. Sublunary life of mine, your end is nigh. Once again I lay, this rock my grave. Fearful I am, though not for my mori - a vanished life beside you terrifies me with worry. What could have been, what could have se en... what might it be, to have your hand to cling. Memoirs of mine fade, the void do taketh - breathing my last, it was all so she'd make it... "O' small shrimp who saved me - even listened to my song. Dared not laugh, nor critique only silently did you creep. Within these hands I hold you, it is as I feared - forfeit your life, that I may be secure. Fought off the whale, though nipped my tail. Too bloody these waters, it is land I wish to sail. But, why must life vex me so? Naught much seems to matter. I hunger and pain, without much gain. It all feels so pointless, even in your mori. So, small shrimp - for your sacrifice, what have you obtained? Does everything still feel the same?" Weakly, my eyes open. Such beauty before me though bloodied and beaten, you radiate like a divine beacon. Into the eyes of unfathomable light I stare... Does heaven greet me within her glare? Ah, a smile - like none I've ever made before. Creeping across my cheeks, I finally feel at peace. Please, graciously allow me to say how I feel. To lose this precious chance would truly be ill. "O' chum, O' Selachii O' soul, so eau de Nil. Like brightest stars, a cosmos is born - within your eyes lies greater than our own. Reflect upon my ill lived life; had I known you'd come I'd have done just right. But there is only forward, and the time is present - so to you... each other, is what I say. Does any other feeling matter, in this crummy sea? I think not, for warmth is what we all need. I long to hold you, though that is now lost; so instead I shall bolster you, with all of my flesh. Consume my everything - it is all yours; my mind, my heart... my soul, ingest it all. My sacrifice is for you, because it is you I adore. Foolish, it may be? I suppose so. Yet these feelings stirring my soul, are all that I've ever owned. O' Dearest Sweetheart, I Love You." My chum accepts the earnest claim - gnawed and devoured by Selachii teeth, my death is most profound. I never once heard her name, nor gave mine... But, Same I shall call her, thus my soul will proclaim - for it means to 'listen well'. And so, I was finally heard. Fin

>>30518822
>shorts
Trash

>>30518741
child wife

Is the lazy shark streaming today?

>>30520529

>>30520796
no, get out

If you think about it, Gura always has a cunny.
Any moment she stream, she has a tight little cunny in that very second.

>>30518688

Hi everyone. I ask this completely respectfully but I just saw this post and was wondering if any of you knew what the fuck this schizo is on about?
>>30495754
I haven't watched Gura recently and I don't go to her threads often so I don't know if there's supposed to be some connection between her and anime.

why does zhe shark like pizza so much?

>>30521145
>Marshall
>IDAP box
FRAUD, 200 METERS, FRONT

>>30521181
She didn't do a crunchyroll top 10 anime list and the catalogue completely lost their shit.

>>30518741
who is artist of this

>>30521334
Ah, I see, that explains why I didn't see anything. I just avoid the catalog and use the search bar to get to the threads I want. Thanks for the answer.

>>30521443
hirotaka

t-tadaima..

Which 3 1on1 collabs with JPs would you want to see the most from her?
Something that could realistically happen, not "Gura and Laplus rubbing their cunnies on stream"

For me I'd go with
>Noel teaching Gura ASMR in her studio
>Haachama and Gura cooking something while having an English battle
>Gura and Aqua singing collab

>>30522038
Mating press

>>30522057
Shion and Gura mock marriage

>>30522038
come in.

Did my hour of piano reps for the day

>>30522057
gura and okayu asmr
gura and noel asmr
dance lesson with subaru

>>30522057
The Noel collab sounds good. Apart from that one I would switch Aqua with Okayu and add some stream with Polka. Any will do.

WIFE

>>30522344
Good job. I've always wanted to learn the piano, the church down the street is giving away theirs and I want to take it but I have no room for it right now.

gura pls post frame...

>>30522461
I mean I'd love to hear her sing together with a lot of girls, I kinda just settled on Aqua to pick one. Okayu, Suisei, Shion, Aki, Risu, Kanata could all be great too

>>30522549
nyo, she's busy liking one thing every hour

full picture required

>>30522536
I don't have room for a full piano either, so I just got a basic midi controller off Amazon and use that for practice. It's never too late to learn

>>30522625
https://litter.catbox.moe/n1u7x7.png

I love you Gura

>>30522749
thank you sugarshrimp

>>30522923
gura i love you more than this poster

my love is conditional on Gura being cute

>>30523335
Good thing she's always cute then

<-- Gura

^Gura

>>30523594
Proof?

^^Gura

>>30520256
T u T

>>30523815
T u T

>>30523973
T o T

>>30524181
I want to bite her side right in that red fabrik spot

>>30521334
Nta, but does anyone here have an idea why she didn’t? I’m going to disclose that I’m not a chumbud, I just keep seeing all this fucking bait in the catalogs and want to know why she didn’t just…do the list and get the schizos off her back in the first place?
I haven’t watched a Gura stream in awhile, so I have no idea of the actual context (if any).

reminder that gura is like one foot tall

>>30524712
She hasn't said anything about it. Someone will probably superchat about it when she reads superchats in a week.

>>30524712
>and get the schizos off her back
gura isn't a 2view that should even care about this place, but to answer the question she just doesn't watch that much anime

>>30524826
yeah my foot

I'm off sick today, If Gura streams she's doing it for me

SSSSSSSSSNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>30524712
Well it's very obvious, she hasn't watched enough to really have a top 10... Antis are using this angle because of course they would. But they are also ignoring gura has significantly more internet and meme knowledge than all the other EN girls since she was online since a very young age. Every chumbie should know gura's main draw to things are if it is cute, if it is good music or if it is trash c o m e d y. That's why she's special, she gets autistically obsessed with random pieces of internet culture.

>>30524712
Gura was too busy worshipping her wife Miku to watch a lot of anime.

chumbies you're not replying to bait on the catalog are you?

Gura after drinking caffeine is even cuter than usual

>>30526126
>looking at the catalog
The only threads I use are generals

>>30524712
I genuinely do not understand why anyone cares

>>30525589
congrats bro

>>30526126
sometimes I do, what are you gonna do about it?

>>30526126
>Paying attention to the catalogue (schizo containment)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aeIw9DJnBw

>nobody has posted the frame yet
>>30526381
ok as i typed it

Time for some more "pulled muscles"

So nobody is even gonna post the frame?

>>30526126
>bait thread hits page 10 with no replies
>schizo bumps it
>repeat
Chumbuds don't even bite bait that much.

>>30526381
ENTER

Shark wife's streamin'!

>>30526381
My wife!!!

>>30526381
How cute will todays stream be?

>>30526168
Damn she loves me so much

So two hours maximum, I take it?

>>30526381
Ah yeah a shitty looking horror game, I'm psyched! this is completely unironic, I love when Gura plays bad horror games

>>30526381
>>30526408
>>30526424
How are you finding it this quickly? Do you f5 Gura's live page all day?

>wanted more spook game
>get more spook game
my wife loves me and i love her

>>30526622
You guys were slow today, if anything. I saw it in global then saw no one had crossposted it yet.

She's excited to play more horror games because we know she's been pissing during them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQFs3qDDHWQ&t=1870

>>30526622
Yes.

>>30526622
Yes

Seriously though, Hololive Global was like two three minutes quicker.

very excited for the stream, gooba
i really needed you today

>>30526659
i usually post less and i focus on other things after a kino gura stream leaves me satisfied

>>30526622
Personal small discord where i have a bot scan her youtube and twitter all day and it instant posts any time she posts anything that isnt a members post.

>>30526691
>>30526659
global was only faster at posting the room, not at noticing it >>30526168

>>30526750
It doesn't count if the frame isn't posted.

Oh nice horror games are still my favorite Gura streams since her first Outlast stream back in 2020.
Love you Gura.

I love her like you wouldn't believe.

Hey chumbies check this out.

>>30526977
Cute

>>30526977

>>30527079
Pretty cool pretty cute

>>30526977
mating press

There's going to be pissy cunny today!

>>30526977
>>30527079
so smol... T u T

>>30527079
>>30526977
That's cute

>>30526977
>>30527079
scarf doko?

>>30527288
Waiting for fall to start it.

oh i forgot that she wanted mod perms for necrodancer. she's never playing it again, blame management

>>30527335
same thing happened with rimworld

>>30527335
>gura will never get beans of skyrim perms
pain

What did Chumbies mean by this?

>>30527638
Sorry, my bad.

>>30525939
To be completely honest, I asked because I didn’t believe that she was actually a normie (as far as anime is concerned). I thought that was just a rrat cooked by the generals. Like, I thought that if that were really true that her manager would have just made up a list or something. I didn’t actually realize that her fans already know she doesn’t like anime and don’t care

>>30527855
welcome new IP

I noticed that your oshi is pretty damn fast at reading hiragana.

Could it be that she's not as dum as the legends say?

>>30527855
She's never said she doesn't like anime, she just doesn't watch that many. She does like cute girls and makes sure to remind us of that periodically.

>>30527855
she likes otaku culture though, she is less of a normalfag than 99% of this board. She started vtubing in 2018, real normalfag shit right?

>>30528045
she's been playing project diva on imported jp systems for years

>>30527855
She likes Anime. She watched and enjoyed multiple series and movies, some even on stream. I don't know why she hasn't made a list. Could be that she doesn't want people to make fun of her taste. Maybe she put some cunny shows on there that management thinks doesn't fit the image. Or perhaps she simply forgot. Wouldn't be the first time that she thought she answered someone, but didn't.

>>30527855
It really does not matter and I don't get why you even bother asking. You can not be a normie and also not watch anime. Gura is a weeb and got into vtubing for other reasons than anime.

>>30528045
Hiragana is baby Japanese. A baby like Gura can read it.

>>30528198
Thanks. I wasn’t actually trying to post bait, part of me was really wondering how a single chumbud didn’t reply with this kind of answer the first time.
“She actually is a weeb, she just didn’t send a response and I have no idea either” seemed the most obvious answer to me.

I HAVE watched her streams before, I just haven’t kept up with her recently. She didn’t seem like a normie in any sense of the word, which is why I “fell for the bait”, so to speak

I'm chumbaby, thumbnail scary.
Protect me Mommy Gura.

>>30528431
Don't call her mommy. She hates it.

>>30524712
>do the list and get the schizos off her back in the first place?
Why would she expect any schizos lmao?

>>30524712
One anime that would be on her list will reference her past, but I still think she doesn't watch enough anime

>>30528031
Gura might not be a normie, but I am. I asked the original question and then went and did some errands, so I’m in a different place checking the replies. Im on mobile like the normalfag I am. Cancel me.

>>30521334
>>30524712
>>30525939
>>30527855
Remember that panel where everyone else named Madoka when asked about magical girls and she was the only one that said Sailor Moon? Yeah, she's never going to say what anime she likes again.

>>30528588
Sailor Moon is great and she should be proud of that. Do a Madoka movie watchalong if it bothers you Gura.

>>30528431
You're supposed to protect Gura, anon
>>30528461
This

>>30528571
I have big respect for normalfags who watch gura, you recognize greatness past the anime filter.

>>30528588
I like Madoka but Gura was based for that answer

>>30528588
Fair. If I had to name my favorite magical girl title I’d say Mahou Shoujo ni Akogarete, which is so obscure it doesn’t even have an anime adaptation, and is also not something you want to admit you like to a room full of strangers.

Despite the fact it has copious amounts of nudity and lesbian bondage, it actually isn’t a hentai, and the story is amazing

now that shark’s playing another horror game there are only 3 questions
1. How scary is it compared to outlast?
2. Will she use the bathroom before stream?
3. What are the chances of another “pulled muscle” or “cramp”?

for me
1. Don’t know haven’t checked out the game
2. I think she might knowing the Outlast thing was likely pointed out multiple times unless she’s dumb and forgets
3. Despite what I said she’s probably aware our positive reactions towards it since she brought it up last non members stream. (She winked while explaining it but that was probably just tracking.) So I’d like to think the chances would be the same if not increased if the game’s just as scary or scarier

>>30528781
>which is so obscure it doesn’t even have an anime adaptation, and is also not something you want to admit you like to a room full of strangers.
There is also that element. I probably wouldn't admit to having watched (and fansubbed) Higurashi no Naku Koro ni to strangers.

>>30528830
I tried to watch higurashi with my friend back in the day and it was really awkward, so yeah I'd agree with that one.

>>30528797
> 2. Will she use the bathroom before stream?
does she peed herself before playing some scari game?

>>30528830
There's nothing shameful about higurashi but I wouldn't mention any anime to strangers

How scary is the game today? Should I warm up a waterbottle today bros?

>>30529220
God I want Gura to pee in my lap.

>>30529220
i got my simulator ready

>>30522237
Mating press Gura while pressing Gura's butt onto Ina's face.

She's doing it tonight.

>>30529478
Pee buds? How did you react when Gura said this?

>>30529528
guramm guramm guramm

>>30523335
I want Gura to hug my face with her thighs

>>30529478
This and the cunny shirt story chapped my dick.

>>30518741
based

Feet Feet Feet Feet!

>>30529562
Her shirt story is one of the many reasons why Gura is the most beautiful and wonderful woman alive.

>>30529098
Check her first Outlast stream. It's right at the end.

>>30529644
Agreed.

>>30527855
Anime is unironically normalfag shit now

>>30529763
Please step on me Gura

>>30529928
It has been ever since Crunchyroll and Trash Taste took over

>>30529928
Normalfags love cunny.

What the fuck.

>>30529713
cute peed wife

>>30530166
>watching the crowd for 30 minutes
>they were actually just AFK

>>30530166
Its called having the camera watching the crowd and that person unironically pointing himself out in the audience.

>>30530220
>afk
They were rehearsing while muted, probably. Staring at the camera the whole time.

what if gura paused in the middle of the stream to tell you, personally, with your real full name that your balls stink and everyone can smell them

>>30530382
it's true they do stink and I hope she gets a good sniff

>>30530382
I'd say that it's a fair assessment.

>>30530382
I don't know but I imagined it and I snorted

I guess schizos are now perma stuck on "Gura doesn't watch anime and is a normalfag" attack vector, which is pretty fucking hilarious since this woman is one of vtubing's biggest oddballs

>>30531697
They're desperate for literally anything at this point lol

>>30531697
Not watching anime makes you a normalfag now?

>>30531697
She didnt list her fave anime because its all loli anime and Cover wouldnt let her so she just didnt want to.

>>30528781
>Mahou Shoujo ni Akogarete
God I love that one

is goop goop gooping tonight?

>>30531985
ye

>>30532038
yay

>>30531985
Yes. And you better be there.

>>30531985
i like how this still gets posted

>>30532134
it needs to be updated, her name is goopy poopy now

>>30532197
no it isn't i'm not calling her that

>>30529528
I don't want to get peed on. If Gura threatens to pee on me I will grab her ankles and flip her upside down and tickle her feet so she pees on herself instead

>>30532251
it brings her joy

Gura Gura

my gura

>>30532313
Gura, Gura oh oh baby, I fucking hate niggers oh oh oh oh, Gura, Gura

>>30532524
https://streamable.com/luhggw

>>30532072
Be kind of funny if she returned to Protein for Muscle.

>>30532584
Based

>>30532584
>>30532648
>>30532524
Mori has called people a nigger on twitter, Ame has called people a nigger on youtube and almost called someone a nigger in apex legends and got to the G before deleting it. IRyS almost called a baby nigger for having brown skin in mother simulator.
how often do you think the girls use the word nigger when talking to each other?

Gura's warm, bald, pink, glistening with moisture, strawberry scented, squishy, puffy, sensitive, cunny. T u T

>>30532768
gura you dont have to apply strawberry scent I'll like your stinky cunny

https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/100374736

anyone have the karaoke's bgm link? I want to lose more braincells

>>30532751
More than you think, but less than you hope.

>>30532768
Would swallow every ounce of Gura's love nectar

>>30526381
I like that she takes risks and plays different games, but this one looks jumpscare bait (it's better to replay FNF for that) and grotesque. I pass this but I think I'll see the clips.

>>30524712
If you still haven't realized it, its because Gura doesn't watch anime at all.

It's clearly obvious by now she's just a Hatsune Miku/jpop fan that doesn't really follow anime and its culture.

Which I honestly don't mind.

>>30533298
Why do you retards keep pushing this even to the point of absurdity? If you just keep it at "she doesn't watch much anime" it's at least semi-believable, I don't think she's a huge anime otaku either, but for fucks sakes pretending like she doesn't ever watch anime is retarded.

>>30532768
Stop I can only get so hard!

Gura cute Gura cute!

God Gura's fansa ukelele cover is so fucking good

>>30533433
She can't even name 10 anime.. And I'm pretty sure that anime from where she got HER, she 100% didn't watch, she just find the character cute.

I bet you if you ask her any easy normalfag anime questions, she couldn't answer it.

If you still count that as someone who "watch anime" then I dunno what to say.

>>30533575
Gura said she bites her lips right? She didn't specify which lips...

>>30533786
I can name ten anime but I don't know if I could actually list ten as my favorite. I have stuff I love, stuff I like, and stuff I drop because it's shit. If I were forced at gunpoint to list my top 10 I could narrow it down to a bunch of older stuff but I'd still be staring down the barrel going uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh for a long while like I'm at a drive through.

>>30533903
vagina dentata...?

Teacucks should work on improving themselves instead of raiding the thread just because their oshi bent the knee to the Homostars

>>30533903
how would she bite her own vagina?

>>30534125
It was raided? I didn't even notice

>>30534145
Don't shame Gura for her kinks

>>30534145
Gura is very flexible. Kiara said she Gura (and Ame) can do a split.

>>30534238
>>30534259
didn't she say she can't even touch her own toes despite having AA cups (if they are even AA)? I really don't see how she could get her head all the way to her pussy

Gura doesn't need to lick her own cunny, I can do it for her

>>30534332
She was only saying that so fatbuds wouldn't feel bad.

>>30534332
The fuck are you talking about, she's said she can touch her toes before. Here's one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myISBXV1I-Q&t=8000

>>30522057
Im not sure on games or stream types but I'd like to see
>Gura and Fubuki
This one I'd want two collabs, one as a game stream and one as a ku-100 asmr stream
>Gura and Okayu
>Gura and Migo
Aqua and Marine would be up there too but she has at least done the umisea streams with those two

>Ame members horror game
Interesting, they have another game they can play behind membership now. I hope Gura plays it too because there aren't enough member games they can play

>>30534636
>I can put my palms on the floor
pretty convenient Gura can do standing doggy style. Only issue is that I'd likely have to kneel behind her so my dick would be at the right height

I'm imagining again

>>30533433
She's easily watched enough that she could put a top 10 list together but I don't think she actually watches anime all that much. It seems like she spends way more time following hololive stuff, watching other streams/youtube videos, and following miku stuff over constantly checking out new anime. I do think it's funny that antis are trying to shit on her over a fucking top ten list though because it doesn't matter in the slightest

>>30534905
Gura knows there's a ton of member games now and she has no desire to play any of them. She just isn't a gamer.

>>30535060
If people can shout her praises from the rooftops for not mentioning males, a symbolic gesture, then people have every right to drag her through the mud for not making a different symbolic gesture.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oCECWCXrsk&t=165s
Reminder that Gura wants her chumbuds to stay loyal to only her

>>30535137
Only-Gura cope. Gura likes when we watch her friends. Remember to watch Aqua's live in a few hours.

>>30534919
You can probably have her do the handstand on a coffee table

>>30535125
>symbolic gesture.
Okay shitposter. She has done an anime watchalong, not sure what kind of gesture you think not having a list means but it's all in your fucking head

>>30535125
actually no

>>30535069
>Gura knows there's a ton of member games now
Did I miss something, when did they get a bunch of new membership game perms?

Guwa...

>>30535060
I agree with you, hell I don't watch new anime these days, the only one I've half watched is Paripi Koumei, and half the reason for that was because 96neko sings in it. IDK if I'm just old and cynical about new stuff but I'm genuinely just not that interested in the shit they're shoveling out these days.

>>30535220
Other Holos have mentioned them. Gura hasn't because she's not interested in playing games in member streams, as I said.

>>30535189
Anon you don't understand, being loyal to only Gura doesn't mean you can't watch her friends. She wants you to watch her friends, she just doesn't want you chasing after them like you should be chasing after her

>>30535220
there isn't a ton at all, just some city builders and some kusoge so far

>>30535125
>symbolic gesture
what? she knows that we know she's not big into anime. it would be more like an insult for her to list some animes she's simply heard of to save face

>>30535069
>Replacing comfy member zatsus with games
yeah no thanks

>>30535277
pretty sure they've had the city builder perms for a while, just like slither.io and fall guys. I'd like to hear about all these new ones if they actually exist.

>>30535266
In that case i fully agree. I only ever give a SINGLE heart to them and only when there's an outpouring of non-romantic love and support from green and gray alike.

>>30535347
>replacing
Think of them as additions, not replacing. We'd easily get more member streams if she could put half of the stuff she plays behind her membership.

>>30535422
Gura isn't going to replace gray streams with more members than she does currently.

>>30535255
She's not interested because right now the options are shit. She did MK behind membership back when they still could and she's mentioned she would do it again if she could.

>>30535481
She absolutely would if she could play more games for her members

>>30535485
The options are apparently much better now and she still isn't doing any. Though Gura doesn't have... adventurous tastes in games so nobody should expect her to.

SNOTcast literally isn't a thing yet and already they're begging to be included

>>30535626
how do these people not get the hint that Gura doesn't want nothing to do with them

>>30535626
He says that while sporting a Gura pfp. What a disgrace.

>>30535626
>Literal who
Thankfully Gura only listens to her most dedicated regulars and gachikoi, all of which want nothing to do with males.

>>30535125
It's not symbolic, she's literally our maiden.

>>30535626
>discordretard #394241243 has a retarded opinion
I hate homobeggars too but what's the point of looking for them and then posting shit here. If I see them I just tell them to sit the fuck down and I show them the Mori clip and tell them to fuck off and give the talents the freedom to choose not to interact with the Stars. Usually short circuits their brain. No point to having a group hate session on the thread anon.

>>30535850
Yeah, it's kind of sad that people uncontrollably seethe over the stars so much they go looking for things to bring up to complain about. Like, why? I don't get it.

>>30535850
ithis thread is full of discordfag antis who idle in discords just to get dirt and stalk them in Gura's chat. the only people more pathetic than discordfags

Is Gura never going to release a stream schedule anymore?

>>30536009
Not while she's recording stuff, no.

>>30536009
lol

>>30536009
they'll be back in a week or two. She's slowly getting back into the swing of things and her off stream projects are winding down, I expect them to come back when she can be more sure about what days she can and can't stream

>they're still asking about the schedule
is it autism?

>>30536167
I wonder if she still has recording sessions, it didn't sound like she was completely done with those

https://files.catbox.moe/ry2dj0.jpg

>>30536009
She will at the end of this month, I believe

>>30536265
why

>>30536167
I hope not. Gura is enjoying being able to pick her game the day she plays it.

>>30536265
gross

>>30536315
why not

>>30536333
Futa Gura is one thing, but pubes too? No, way too far.

>>30536314
>Gura is enjoying being able to pick her game the day she plays it.
There is zero reason why she can't do both. Literally all people want is more of a heads up as to when she's gonna be live so people can plan around it. It's been said far too many times no one cares about the game, only about knowing what days we will see her

>>30535626
>Avoids Jp homos
>Doesn't follow EN homos
>Homos avoid mentioning her
You would think after 2 years they would figure Gura is staying in her bubble.

>>30536265
I don't like double cocks or pubes but I'd still suck. Bondage is hot.

>>30536265
She's supposed to be bald...

>>30536440
She doesn't want to. Seethe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_skfzMMyso&t=6695

Is Gura going to be in Aqua's 3D live?

https://files.catbox.moe/vswmcc.jpg

>>30536571
Maybe. Watch it anyway.

>>30536440
NTA but the real core of the issue is that the game is mostly irrelevant, it's the actual streaming itself that she doesn't know if she's in the mood for. The freedom that no schedule offers lets her only stream on days when she really wants to, or feels like she is obligated to. I don't know where this autistic idea that the game matters came from. If anything it's an excuse she blurted out when people were hounding her for a schedule.

>>30536009
No more schedules, but to compensate we'll get monthly ASMR.

>>30536709
ahahahaha

>>30536709
I'd take that deal in a heartbeat

>>30518688
I'm really happy that Gura is streaming today.
I was having a bad day and I really didn't think she was going to want to stream, so when I went to holodex and her frame was there in the upcoming section, I became so happy.

Gura has days where she doesn't even want to exist and you want her to be forced to stream on that day because she put it on a schedule?

>>30537014
sometimes the best thing you can do on a day like that is something you don't want to do

>>30537047
Scheduleniggers have broken brains that can't prioritize their other commitments properly and they want Gura to be unhappier too? Eat shit.

>>30537014
That's a pretty big assumption, and >>30537047
is right. I know from experience that forcing myself to go do something can often be just what I need when I'm feeling really down.

>>30537047
I can't remember how many times Gura said she wasn't feeling it at the start of a stream but she persevered, we had a great time, and her mood was improved by the end of the stream.

The only reason Gura won't put out a schedule is that she knows that she is busy and would end up cancelling more streams than she would like, making everyone -including her- unhappy.

>>30537047
She wants to do ASMR of sticking french fries in our ears.

Just got home and saw this
Not sure if it was posted already
https://twitter.com/Lolihopper/status/1557440661565186048?t=wjZ2kOKP77iAecV3jNUlIg&s=19

>>30537289
It was but its still cute
>>30526977

>finally did my weight reps for her again after taking a short break
Feels good to be a chumbud

>>30537915
Still doing my daily walks

>>30538207
Good for you bud hope you're still making good progress too.

half an hour to wife

>>30537915
skipped my weight reps for the first time since june 1st today but I think I needed a break. Good on you for doing them.

Gonna cry? Gonna pee your pants? Maybe shid and chum?

Shork soon I'm gonna chum!

>>30538459
Don't bully me I'll chum

I'm looking forward to the stream. I hope Gura is doing well and we all have a good time.

>>30538285
It's slow, I hit plateaus, and honestly I don't eat well at all.

>>30538591
>I hope Gura is doing well and we all have a good time.
same

>>30538691
>honestly I don't eat well at all.
Eating is the hardest part for me. I struggle so much to put weight on...

How good is this game? Is it legit scary or like, creepy? Does it have jumpscares, can we expect cute goomba noises?

>>30538691
>>30539123
the answer is whole milk
get good milk that they sell at a local butcher shop

>>30536400
>>30536481
>>30536514
>pubes bad
shit taste

>>30539220
Yes, yes, yes, yes. We're drinking shark juice tonight.

>>30539362
Gura disagrees

>>30539362
Pubes are good on men but not futa.

I'm looking forward to this stream. It's a short game with major indie vibes, but the cheap spooks are always hilarious to see people react to.

>>30535626
Hi Mason

>>30539467
I don't know why im here anyway now that i think about it. Time to be off to the hags thread.

>>30539467
>should I give myself pubes? I said that in minecraft it would be weird to not follow through

>>30539495
how long is the gameplay, can it be done in one stream?

>>30539560
Absolutely. Honestly, she'll be trying to fill out time afterwards. It's very short.

>>30539585
Hopefully SC reading time then

>>30538691
I'm trying to lose weight and feel similarly. So far I'm down 15 lbs and do hour long runs at home a few times a week, but seeing how slowly the weight leaves me makes me less motivated to eat properly, so I often end up getting 1500 cals a day or less. 30 more to go buds. Yay.

>card gets demagnetized
>have to replace it
>somehow this stops my fucking online account
>youtube can't bill the gura membership
AAAH I'M A FUCKING GRAY
AIEEEE
TASUKETE

>>30539634
get away from me, grey
literally me

>>30539362
I think you forget the vast majority of this thread (and board, really) view Gura as childlike, if not an outright child. Pubes come only after puberty, so people here won't like them on her in art.

>>30539634
The CVV probably changed

>>30539545
watch the minecraft stream in question

gura cute gura cute

Cute shark soon!

>>30539722
I don't know why this picture triggered this question in my head but.. Do you think Gura likes to get choked out?

>>30539626
Try incorporating weight lifting in too. You would be surprised how fast fat can melt away when you've got some extra muscle. My fat loss has only accelerated with the gains and I'm down to roughly 13% bodyfat despite my weight staying steady at ~175lbs

Did you know scientists figure out how old sharks are by counting how many rings there are on their vertebrae? Meaning we can find out how old Gura truly is by slicing open her back and counting her rings!

>>30539634
You know the drill chumbie

>>30539720
Which one? There's 3 minutes before the stream answer fast.

ah..... the shark

Warming up my squeeze bottle now...

I want to make love to Gura. I imagine Gura sitting on my lap, leg-locking me while deeply penetrated as I hug her tightly, then kiss her forehead and her cheeks, caressing her hair, her back and her butt-cheeks. I love Gura so much it's unreal.

She better fucking scream.

>>30539971
Important question. When you inevitably creampie her, do you imagine her being fertile? Or is she too young in your mind to be fertile?

>>30539838
I'd say there's a good chance she does, especially considering she talked about wanting to be choke-slammed by a cute girl in DBD once, I think in reference to The Ring girl.

>>30540028
I mean, who wouldn't that to get choke-slammed by a cute girl in general?

>>30539838
Watch streams and you'd know the answer to this.
>>30540028
Retard who knows the answer to this and thinks she only "probably" wants to be choked.

I hope this one is better than the shit Ame is playing. I'm getting sleepy.

>>30540080
You're here for Gura's reactions, not the game.

>JWU
>Spooopy stream
NICE! I predicted it correctly! Or she read my post and did my a favor.

Sup faggots

>>30540117
aren't we all?

>>30540123
you didn't predict anything

>>30540021
Are you autistic?

>>30540131
Stop stalling and get your ass on stream.

I just had a comment get deleted in chat for the first time

>>30540248
Are you retarded? He asked a legitimate question.

>>30539881
The one where she says that she believes all wrestlers have lots of pubes.

shark!

>>30540021
Why does this feel like a glownigger?

>>30540248
It's a fetish thing, Anon. I'm asking about his Gura fantasy. If you find that too autistic for your tastes, you've come to the wrong board. Or website, honestly.

Stream starting, chumbies!

>>30540117
That's why people watched the Within Skerry game.

>>30540259
Nyo

Ame horror game mogged by gura's starting stream

>>30540289
What did you write?

>>30540289
what did you post chumbud

It's been nearly two years and I just noticed today that the emotes don't take up a single character limit in superchats, they take up as many characters as their name...

>>30540366
>>30540376
He found a way to say nigger.

>>30540289
something based I hope.

Gura, despite our wishes, is releasing pee from her cunny right now. She should save it for the stream. But she isn't. And she needs to be punished for that.

>>30540366
>>30540376
>>30540428
I just said "goop incoming"

>>30540394
They also don't show up on their end.

Dear god she's so cute.

I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS WOMAN

MY CUTE SHARK WIFE IS ON SCREEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>immediate Disney mention
I love her

>>30540432
Don't worry. She drinks plenty of water and is bad at holding it in when she gets scared.

Gura's got horrific sticky notes on her boom arm.

I love her so much!

does her mic sound a little quiet or is it just a me problem

very important piece of information she just gave us

Yeah, me

>>30540572
It's her being quiet

MEETING AT A CONVENIENT TIME
Nice management, for once.

Any complaints I have about Gura's absence are literally reset the moment she starts a stream how the fuck does this work

>>30540648
Dare I say it?
Could the new manager possibly be better?

>>30540648
>sleepy
Guess again

>>30540213
Ironic considering one of my posts used that soundpost.
>>30499153

>>30540648
It's unclear if it was management.

She doesn’t wanna get heard peeing again, that’s why she’s suddenly quiet

>keeps herself in the yellow
she's gonna pee on us

Gura lost the band for the heart rate monitor.

God I wish I were the band held tightly around Gura's flat chest

I wish I was that band
God I still remember how fucking sexy that spooky mansion stream was

For those who aren't familiar, the game has cheap jumpscares, but very few and towards the end. The best scares in this game are when you turn and see something horrific in front of you (no screech or anything) or something has changed.
Also, why don't I have any images of Gooba being spooked?

I can be her booba strap

>>30540774
Same

Gura I can't make it dark. The stupid sun is in the way.

Gura is going deaf. She needs a cutsom hearing aid.

>2 streams of the same game babyyyy
She's making fun of you.
You know who you are.

CHEST

this is going to be a kino stream
I can feel it

>Conneticut
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Conneticucks will never recover lmao

Connecticut. The true horror stars now.

I cant believe the game would dox gura like this...

How the fuck is the game still so loud

>>30540914
from what, inform me

>kinda small
>haha

>>30540359
Ame is members only so whatever, not gonna take any audience from her.

>>30541000
god i wish she'd call me small and laugh at me

>>30540986
From a weirdly specific soundpost that will follow them around anytime they mention where they live

UUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

GURA KISSED ME!