/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I want Altare to play more horror games and not bother pretending to be scared during them... I think his youtube fanbase bought it but I didn't and I want to see his unfiltered self

>>30514865
>Only MAG edition
>Maggie obliterated his voice reading supas

>>30514943
I feel like the unfiltered, competitive Altare will come out when he starts playing shooter games solo.

>>30514473
Yeah, I like the world Martin created, but I feel like his short stories like the Dunk and Egg adventures are far better than the main series.

>>30515130
my rrat is that he cancelled his overwatch stream because he tested it out and realized it's impossible for him to play without using gamer words. hopefully he doesn't go FULLY unfiltered competitive

>>30515125
What even happened with that? How?

>>30515125
I hope he rest for a while. He sounded like he really needs it.

>>30515336
He said that he had been practicing singing lately and he hasn't really been taking great care of himself whenever he has downtime, by the sounds of it. He apparently hasn't been sleeping very much and hasn't been eating enough.

>>30515155
the dude stopped caring after the TV show
he is riding that fame while doing stuff he likes
cant blame him desu

>>30515125
>Mfw i realize my 0view friend who played through CS 1-4 while reading all the dialogue and with commentary is more powerful than dezmond

I want to take care of Magni...

>>30515315
What do you think his go-to gamer insults are? He strikes me as someone that would call anyone he kills a little bitch. I'm sure he's the type to call everyone on his team a dumbass, too.

>>30515339
I love this demon core art out of nowhere.

>>30515315
He said a big part of the issue is that he wants to be able to show his actual model instead of a PNG when he's playing FPS games, but his computer isn't able to handle it.

Since Altare uses his model a lot more than the others for jokes and stuff I could understand that, but I don't doubt he was a bit worried about other things as well.

>>30515519
My go to gamer insults are baiting people to using the REAL gamer insults so that i can virtue signal, report, and get them banned.

I HEREBY DECLARE THAT THIS THREAD AS MAGNATION PROPERTY
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>>30515533
>He said a big part of the issue is that he wants to be able to show his actual model instead of a PNG when he's playing FPS games, but his computer isn't able to handle it.
That's pretty surprising. My lowly 2view setup can handle that just fine, and I didn't think I had a stronger computer than him.

>>30515490
We must convince Axel to play this series

>>30515125
Magni is a high maintenance boy what can you do?

>>30515554
A true gamer if I've ever seen one. I salute you.

>>30514865
Is it time to accept that Altare is a patho liar?

>>30515490
Voice acting video games on stream is so fucking fun.

i hope once the boys are allowed to stream longer hours, Axel can play JRPGs as much as he wants

>>30515688
(You)

>>30515532
The alchemist has that scientific vibe so that's why

>>30515519
he seems like the type to be mostly quiet/blandly supportive of his teammates but when he gets mad he starts berating the fuck out of them with vicious extremely accurate and pointed insults all delivered in his normal gentle tone

>Reading all the dialogue aloud in cold steel
Is your friend still alive? Cause i would have blown my brains out halfway into cold steel 1.

Please stop sexualizing the boys. They aren't your boyfriends or cute homos, they are my bros. We like women, anime, talking about computer specs and playing video games. Please be respectful of this. Thank you.

>>30515688
>(you) keep posting this
holy shit he does already have antis

>>30515844
only Altare likes women exclusively, Axel might be bi curious, Magni would fuck traps, Noir is full bi

>>30515688
>Is it time to accept that Cali is a patho liar?
Yes.

>>30515844
When you say this, what you mean is "please send me the most recent lewds of the boys", right?

>>30515844
I refuse.

>>30515877
its true tho

Who else has been working harder since the boys debuted? I've been burning my hands until the skin peels working on my grip strength, forearms, and core stability, and have been adding evening walks after dinner to burn extra energy and lose some more weight. I'm already down 14 pounds in a few months, and want to get super lean before I bulk up.

>>30515943
where do you find these Axel lewds, based anon?

>>30515943
SOURCE RIGHT NOW

>>30515844
Amen, my bro. Women will never understand.

>>30515943
Bae on the bottom

>>30515452
Dez seems like one of those people who carried his eating and sleeping habits from being a teenager into adulthood.

>>30515646
Are there guys who actually do this? I didn't know what conditioner was for until like a year ago. What are those things under his eyelids?

>>30516018
>>30516026
Some kind anon posted it last thread... I simply collect them like treasures.

>>30515943
woah...

>>30515844
>I've done worse things with my throat
They do this to themselves

>>30516088
>I didn't know what conditioner was for until like a year ago
Cavemanchama...?

>>30515992
I have been twisting my nipples daily to develop my pain tolerance

>>30515909
Magni is bi too

>>30515844
Sorry bro... Am I wrong to lewd female version of the boys?

>>30516159
That's cool but what about worms?

>>30515688
That's what makes him interesting. If he was actually seiso and wholesome he'd be boring as shit.

>>30515909
Magni is fully bisexual. Altare would fuck other men but as a display of dominance thing and not a gay thing

>>30515992
Same, doing my /fit/ reps, doing switch to texas method this coming week, have to be strong for uncle nowa

>>30516096
I wish the boys had a lewd tag....

>>30515452
I hope he actually rest his voice,practicing singing when his voice is so strained is the worse thing he could have done.Also I hope he actually get a professional vocal instructor because Axel is giving them some really bad advice like eating greasy food before singing,any trained vocalist will tell you thats a big nono it gunk up your vocal cords.I suspect thats why Axel's voice kept breaking during his karaoke .

>>30516088
I'm sure there are but they're in the minority. I'm a man too but conditioner has always been a must for me since I've had hair past my shoulders for most of my life. I exfoliate my face and wash it in the shower, too; that's about as froufrou as I get.

>>30515992
axel makes me want to try and learn japanese again but i don't know how i should go about it

>jpbro in the chat "I learned the word BASED because of Axel"
uhm, based?

>>30516199
Started eating them as a source of protein. The ones that I order online taste like flour.

>>30516304
>She actually eats the bugs
Oh no no....

>>30516303
Based on what?

I will play Cold Steel 1-4 AND read out all the dialogues if I make it into Stars. I will also play Kuro no Kiseki and watch that nightclub scene with my bros.

>>30516264
>Axel is giving them some really bad advice like eating greasy food before singing
Oh shit, is that where an anon in this thread got that advice from? That's the exact opposite of what someone should do before performing with their voice!

>>30516202
>they don't realize we think it's interesting and charming that he's an autistic manipulator who lies as he breathes

>>30516088

>>30516191
No

I'm gonna teach the JP Stars who Lil B the Based God is when I make it in, and I'll teach them how to do the cooking dance.

If I were Magni I'd do text-to-speech until things improve

>>30516282
learn hiragana and katakana
watch streams

>>30516366
Uncle Nowa please your stream's on soon

>>30515844
It's dead hours, brother.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I WANNA FUCK AXEL SO BAD.I WANNA SUCK ON HIS DOG BONE LIKE A POPSICLE
I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF HIS ABS. I WANT HIM TO PUMP HIS LOVE JUICE IN MY RUMP EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT
I WANNA FUCK FUCK FUCK AXEL SOOOOOOOOO BAD. PLEASE GOD. FUCK. I WANT HIM TO BLAST ENDLESS BURSTS FROM HIS MASSIVE HOUND DICK, AND GLAZE ME LIKE A DONUT WITH HIS CUM
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
I WANNA TASTE EVERY INCH OF HIS BODY. OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
PLEASE.
I WANNA FUCK AXEL. I WANNA FUCK AXEL. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. AND I WILL NEVER CUM TO ANYTHING ELSE BUT HIS MUTT COCK.
PLEASE PLEASE. OH MY GOD. I'M SO HORNY. BUT WHEN I SEE AXEL I CAN'T STAND IT. I WANNA FUCK AXEL. I WON'T CUM TO ANYTHING BUT AXEL
HELP ME. FUCK. AXEL.
I'M SO HORNY FOR GLADIATOR COOOOOOCK. OH MY GOD. PLEASE. FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK. OH MY FUCKING GOD
IMAGINE BEING HIS CHAIR AND FEELING HIS BUTT AND THIGHS PRESSING AGAINST YOU. I WOULD BE BURSTING WATERFALLS EVERY TIME I FELT HIM AGAINST ME
FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK.
I WANNA FUCK THE DOG.
I WANNA FUCK THE DOG.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>30515943
Who's he railing?
>it's not Bae because its not a mating press

i have no idea how MAGNATION is able to tolerate this inexcusable behavior

>>30515592
This is where he talked about it:
https://youtu.be/Vao3F3V6uV4?t=4048
I forgot he was also talking about VR, so that may have been part of it. He also mentioned that Vesper immediately volunteered to help him work on his setup, so he'll probably get it upgraded eventually.

>>30516282
Find a manga or light novel that you're interested in and try your hardest to read it. Furigana helps.

>>30516451
I watch a stremer on Twitch that has TTS enabled for donations and it's fine on smaller audiences (he's like at 2k average), but it can get pretty cancerous, disrupting the stream.

>>30516489
Calm down Bao

>>30516232
Altare jus like me fr fr

>>30516497
>It's breeding time, my magnis.

I'm going to sing Huge W in my debut stream when I make it in and nobody can stop me.

>>30516514
Ah, if it was VR then that makes complete sense.

>>30515592
I think the issue is the Apex is a huge resource hog.

>watch Mag VOD
>Magni say he joins holostars because he wants friends and no need to worry about number
breh....
i have respect he didnt care for numbers but the wanting friends part, is he that lonely?

>>30516512
oh no no no magkeks is this your oshi?!

>>30516458
i've studied my hiragana and katakana before, bit rough on katakana but that's something i would pick up again over time
past that though i never end up sticking with something to further learn the language. i've tried anki numerous times but i just don't think it's for me

>>30516637
Yeah man, all four of them were.
It's one of the reasons why I want to make it in too

>>30515646
The mag-man is cute...

>>30516489
At least write a gay version of this

>>30516637
when the RM is as well known and connected as he is, you tend to question who amongst your circle actually is friends for you or friends because of your status

>>30516497
Kiara

>>30516746
I-is Maglord's power level that high?

Where are my bros with the /MANS/ commandments and the GIGAMANS and his copy paste?????

>>30516265
>>30516157
I'm still young, so I can always change shit I guess. Morning for me is always just brush teeth, rinse face w/ cold water, cold shower.

>>30516551
>tfw that one bilingual manga site was DMCA'd right as I was practicing by reading Yotsuba

>>30516675
I use Genki and just stuck with it throughout. They teach Kanji inside and the grammar points make it easier for me to parse streams. You can find a floating google drive with pdfs of it. The best method is the one you stick with consistently.

>>30516234
I'm not in the condition to be doing my lifting reps, I'm starting from baseline to improve my posture, grip strength, and weaker muscles from being a student/wagie. Hanging exercises, lots of low impact cardio and stability practice, and holding a low squat for long periods of time.

>your broshi
>your health problem

>>30516992
>Nowa
>Anxiety, Depression, Autism

>>30516992
Nowa
Kidney disease

>>30516489
Most sane white woman

>>30516637
he seemed like he had a group not sure why he said that

>>30516992
Vesper
Back pain and depression

>>30516992
>All of 'em
>Over average obesity (yes, being fat it's a health problem)

>>30516928
i actually did genki for a bit. i don't entirely recall why i dropped it but might have been trying to balance the study and homework parts of it. if i picked it up again i might just study it
it did help a decent bit with grammar but like my katakana it's rusty

>>30516088
>>30516902
Conditioner is more important than shampoo, I go without shampoo 3-4 days a week and just do conditioner and I get less skin irritation.

>>30515943
I actually can't imagine Axel making this kind of face, is there a way to make him look dumber?

>>30517018
Same

>>30516992
Vesper
Melanoma

>>30516992
>broshi?
All of them.
>problem?
Asthma and depression, but I manage the latter a lot better these days. I very rarely get sad but I will sleep in way too late on the weekends if I let myself. I don't feel emotionally depressed anymore; just metabolically, I guess.

>>30516088
Same here I didn't know moisturizers were a thing. I used just lotion for the face until my mid 20s.

>>30516637
No matter what size content creators is, loneliness is your only company unless you’re DF or Blitz.
Even on the small side of things leeching is more prevalent and so many streamers just want you to raid them or join their audience

>broken anons itt
I can fix them...

>>30516992
Axel
Tinnitus

>>30516992
>Vesper
>Schizoid

>>30516902
Cold shower? Dang man. I need a hot shower regardless of the weather to get my day started.
Don't worry too much, anon.

>>30516637
At this point I think that two requirements to joining hololive or stars is to be extremely lonely and have very low self esteem.

>>30516992
>regis
>autism of the low natural empathy kind that i then had to learn and makes me go "he's just like me for real"

>>30517028
His group included bao. Most of them were giant numbers menhara. Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if Bap was the only legitimate friend he had in the group

>>30516992
>all of them, but if i had to pick one it would be nowa
>anxiety, depression, autism, pretty sure i have scoliosis

>>30516992
>Nowa Oji
>ADHD and Depression
I came out of a really bad place, but I've been doing my reps and legitimately taking meds since last year. I haven't felt this well in years now and I'm -happy. I hope anons itt get the help they need too.

The "Yagoo's House of Broken Boys and Girls" thing isn't a meme, huh.

>>30516992
>Magni
>I'm so fucking lonely bros, its not even a health problem but its soul breaking at time. No friends just work go home, too tired to play games, too unmotivated to do reps, just watch the boys have fun and wish I had friends like that. I'm not sure if its parasocial or not buy it alleviates my loneliness to just see them enjoying life like that even if its just for the moment.

>>30517194
You can't fix me
I finally resigned my self to start seeing a therapist over some emotional and mental trauma that occurred to me 5 years that has remained unresolved

So this Nowa zatsudan is just gonna be him coping for being bad at bomb disposing, right?

>>30515909
there's no such thing as a fully hetero male, anon

>>30517397
i'll be honest i thought it was just a funny shitpost but after learning more about the JPstars and JPgirls...Yagoo being a saviorfag doesn't feel like a meme anymore

>>30517397
No, and I love it. They joke about being idols but they practically are idols to terminally online people such as ourselves for that very reason. I'd have to imagine the majority of us are drawn to these vtubers because we see ourselves in them and found motivation to improve ourselves in light of that.

>>30517528
Giving you a hug anon. You have us, at least.

>>30517561
Yes, there is. If sexuality is truly a spectrum then why can't heterosexuality exist within it?

I love altare for backhanding people who want to date axels sister and people who make word requests.

>>30516852
You get half a spoon feeding
https://youtu.be/RHPvD2-rs6g

>>30516992
Axel
Maybe some hirsutism? Generally, I've had pretty good luck when it comes to my heath.

>>30516873
God has forsaken us, it seems.

>>30517556
"I spent the entirety of last night pouring over every frame of the Keep Talking collab to see what exactly went wrong. Here are my observations and conclusions."
Something along those lines.

>>30517528
It is parasocial, but you can take something healthy away from it. The way I see it, if they found their people then so can you, anon.

>>30517673
He's proven himself to be the chad of the gen in record time and absolutely no one expected it. Sasuga leader.

>>30516992
Noir
I fell on my hip as a teenager and never got PT or surgery for it and I'm pretty sure it fucked up my whole left side for the past 15 years. I want to get in shape before I get too much older and it's a hindrance.

>>30517561
All the genderbent drawings make me uncomfortable yo...

>>30516992
Regis
My dick's too big

I miss Nowa Oji.... I want to hug him

>>30517194
I've been hurt by a woman, then only thing that can fix me is hanging with the bros, and gunpla.

>>30517855
I miss Vespapa as well.. ToT

So as much as trauma goes
>Magni: unresolved, still no solstice, probably multiple
>Nowa: Accepted and moved on from his past traumas.
>Regis: Moved on still fresh in his memory, probably still has slight issue
>Axel: Any trauma went over his head or is forgotten, brute forces his way out of it, lives in the moment.

Uncle nowa in 26mins

>>30517803
Go down to the clinic and donate some of that length, anon. I had to get a dick reduction back when I was a teenager (very common here in the states) and was able to get rid of six whole inches.
A normal life is possible. I'll pray for you.

I MISS MAGNI

>>30517933

Those meme submissions on Twitter are shitter than usual

>>30517194
that's one of the reasons I want to join Stars. I want to help my fellow holopro fans heal ;-;

>>30517905
>still no solstice
https://youtu.be/4_gObHt1uZA
Average alchemist

All these confessions makes it sound like we are heading into /infinity/

>>30518157
It's hump day
Hope you are all having a good lunch break at your place of slavery

>>30518157
Could be worse, we could be heading into /yah/

>>30518061
>i want to make this shitpost, because i think the idea is neat
vs
>i want to make this shitpost, because it might be shown on stream

I found out the other day that my best friend's girlfriend at the time 10 years ago tried to use me to pressure him to doing things he didn't want to do. I already had a girlfriend too so it wasn't like I was even into her nor was the kind of guy to break the bro code
This information was only revealed to me because while on a topic we were discussing regarding women being btiches, I recalled a time when a girl invited me to go see a movie with her and were going to meet up a friend, only for the friend to have been a guy who didn't know I was coming and he assumed he was going on a date with the girl
I was completely oblivious to all of that, pic related
The freak coincidence was that both this girl and my friend's ex were actually friends.
I never felt so shitty in my life.

>>30518157
Unlike infinity and Kronii, most of us are actually functional.

>>30518319 (me)
forgot pic related

>>30518157
If you can't bare your soul to your bros, are they truly your bros?

>ywn lie on Nowa Oji's chest and feel his deep voice vibrate across his body while he gives you headpats, chuckling lightly and teasing you from time to time

>>30516992
Magni
Schizo-affective disorder

Don't worry, I won't shit up your threads /mans/

>>30516992
fauna
fat and high blood pressure, migraines that might be diabetic related but fuck if I have insurance to go and check any of that out

>all this off topic trauma dumping
Do male anon really

>>30518319
How do I unsubscribe to your blog?

>>30518413
You're here forever

if any of you fucks start streaming i am NOT attending

I want one of the boys to play the block game because I need ideas of what to build for them on the yubicraft server

>>30518403
Do women not really?

>>30518403
You could say it's s big can of worms

>Nowa isn't convinced 0 is even
bros...it my time to shine...I can finally use my B.S. in mathematics to prove one of the simplest math proofs!

>>30518431
I probably will. Depends on if the stream has potential if I stay, though.

>>30518403
you're on 4chan in a board where we watch people pretend to be anime characters
yeah, we really

>>30518403
its okay sis, we will listen to you too

>>30518490
They malice dump on instagram and tiktok

>all these triggered hypocritical men
Kek

>>30518403
Oh, sorry. Here: 30494861

i miss magni...

>>30518598
oops I meant >>30494861

>>30518607
He lives on in our hearts

Also he's in Uncle Nowa's chat

>>30518403
I'm going to follow my boy's footsteps and not give a shit and enjoy the present.

>>30518598
>>30518643
Axel Jr is sentient

>>30518597
>Triggered
Huh?

Which button on the remote should I press to bring up Uncle Nowa on the telly?

>>30518597
>(you)

>>30518752
the 100 dollars superchat button

I don't know what I woke up to but that's cool I guess
Hope you guys having a nice day, I am excited to catch up nowa stream

obligatory
would be better if someone could photoshop Tempus on the Telly

>>30517690
Holy shit why go to holostars even

Uncle Nowa my beloved

>>30518941
Try Something Difference

>>30518941
Numbers aren't everything and Magni sounds like he legit didn't have any friends, plus he likes Holostars and said how happy he is to be part of it now.

stream is starting in 2 minutes no one will notice because i am raping uncle Nowa now

https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1557411186966007808
Uh oh

>>30518941
To choke live on stream

>>30518941
Refer back to >>30516746

>>30519049
LEAVE NOWA ALONE

>>30519049
I think you're lying about the rape

>>30519102
En curse XD

>>30518941
You didn't watch Magni stream? he wants friends and doesn't care about numbers

>>30518941
To get explodey powers

The best 60 minutes of my day have arrived

>>30519127
>nowa is late
oh no...I don't think he was lying...

nowa time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTb5dDrp6vQ

>>30519049
god damn it stop raping him!!! you're ruining the stream!!!

Nowa's perfect track record, gone.. he is Tarnished...

>>30519049
>>30519102
israel

>>30519239
Nothing less than naked dogeza will suffice

Fuck you OBS!!!!

>>30519102
RIP stream

>no audio
NOWA IS LATE NOOOO

Finally getting around to listening to Vesper's interview with Magni.

I thought it was kind of lame that Vesper was telling Magni how much better his answer to the $1000 question was than Axel's.

Axel said he'd take his friends out for food because he enjoys doing that and he doesn't really need anything else right now. I think it's kind of shitty to call someone dumb for sharing their wealth with the people around them.

NOWA!!

Nowa...

Sorry I was cleaning him up.

>>30519239
FOUL TARNISHED

>>30519298
what is this extension called?

OBS is a funny goblin that you install on your computer and it kinda just does whatever it wants

Magni took out Nowa's mic together with his voice

>>30519323
YTC Filter

>>30519323
ytcFilter

this is what happens when you question zero

WE DEMAND A NAKED DOGEZA STREAM

stream cancellation incoming... uuuuuu...

>>30517260
I should start preparing then.

PLEASE I NEED NOWA-OJI RIGHT NOW

>>30516746
Magni....i will become his true friends..
jokes aside, as someone who's quite prolific in my local cosplay community scene & has a lot connection, i understand his feeling desu...

NOWA OJI LOVE AH AH AH

>>30519294
I think it’s just because his negative bias towards axel. If anyone else said that he’d have probably supported that decision.

tempusbros... is your oshi really this lazy...?

No BGM today

>>30519322
You’re joking but you’re not wrong

>>30519294
I think you are trying to create drama where there is none. Vesper clearly likes Axel. Probably the most out of anyone in Tempus. Guys talking shit means they are close

I WANT UNCLE NOWA ON THE TELLY STOP RAPING HIM

>Axel is busy recording
>/MANS/ still has more streams today than the rest of HoloEN
bit grim innit

>>30519511
Didn't ask, dumb ass

>>30519518
MEN FIND A WAY

>>30519478
I am unfortunately dead serious. I've probably shortened my lifespan by a couple of days via extensive OBS troubleshooting. I treat his majesty, OBS, with the utmost reverence before using it now and it has mercifully worked without issue for some time now

NOWA DOKO
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>30519518
>>30519522
OBS is the culprit.

>>30519484
Kissing him!
>>30519481
Don't reply to bait, anon.

SE MUEVE

it's over..........

NOWA OJI DOKO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I NEED NOWA OJI

Vesties doxxing themselves on chat, I thought you guys were better...

>No BGM
>Has BGM
NOWA LIED
PEOPLE DIED

GUYS
VESPER'S LOADING SCREEN IS MOVING

NO SE MUEVE

NO SE MUEVE

NOWA ON THE TELLY

SHUT UP ITS NOT MOVING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT'S MOVING

WE'RE IN

I DON'T SEE IT MOVING ANYMORE

>>30519294
i think the same, its a sweet answer from Axel. Most anons are just gonna say you cant handle banter but I see where youre coming from

uncle nowa on the telly...

AAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEE IT'S MOVING

Nowa on the telly

I will protect this smile

>>30519676
he became kanata

>>30519676
IT'S NOT MOVING I CAN'T HEAR IT

WTF THE LOADING SCREEN SMILED AAAAIIIEEEEEEEEE

>>30519676
old age finally got to him.. he's lost his hearing..

Why has no one made something better than OBS that is more stable and easy to use?

The explosions busted his eardrums

Someone entered my office and now I have muted the vampire >:(

>>30519511
>Axel is busy recording
>he gets a ton of lewd fanart
Interesting what people do when they miss someone

el grindos de chupado sexo

>>30519709
too soon...

>>30519676
first magni becomes mute then vesper becomes deaf..... so sad......

>>30519734
Do you remember when xsplit was used? OBS is that but to xsplit.

i love rouge the bat porn. anyway time to watch vespie

>>30519629
been like that for a week or so, a L2D animator contacted the artist behind the OG loading screen and made that beauty

His hand rubs....

>windows update fucking with audio
tale as old as time

MICROSOFT HATE

>>30519734
I complain about OBS but it is genuinely a godsend and very useful piece of software. It's just that when it decides to quit working it's a massive pain in the ass to troubleshoot.

>Windows Update
WINDOWS MADE ME RACIST
OBAMA YOU FICKING NIGGER

>>30519785
LEADER IN THE CHAT

>>30519798
Ok Magni

bicycle mention!!

Nowa was biking!

>>30519818
YOU MADE ME A RACIST

>Winblows update breaking shit
Pajeetware at its finest.

thats what he gets for shitting on linux and buying a zune

fit grandpa

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1557414620775809029
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1557414620775809029

>>30519785
Isn't leader too young for divide by zero jokes?

>>30519785
regis just chat here you dont want to come off as clingy

>>30519818
One time when I booted up Windows 10 the splash screen had a blurb that offered me instructions on "how to be a better ally in the pursuit of racial equality" :-|

100% rides a high wheel bike.

"Hololive tech Issues in Shambles"

>>30519887
he is clingy... it's cute...

Let this be a lesson to you all - do NOT exercise!

did you get your excercise today or this week anons?

>>30519885

>Is it still Steve Ballmer?
He hasn't been around for almost a decade now...

>>30519915
Feels like an all-out war right now!

>>30519563
Same

Should I update windows?

>>30519938
I do squats in the shower while showering

>>30519938
I bike 10 miles everyday

sweaty nowa...

damn he must be buff.... Uncle Nowa muscles..... ah ah..

this guy has watched too much yowapeda

>>30519950
Who the hell is Steve Ballmer

>>30519938
I didn't hydrate enough and had to cut my run short yesterday. I got a good shoulder, chest and core workout before I went running though.

>>30519938
Yes, I go to the gym every other day, so 7 times over two weeks

>>30519938
I jog 6.9km at least 4 times per week.

>>30519938
Body weight exercises and stretches in the mornings, but that's it :|

>>30519950
DEVELOPERS
DEVELOPERS
DEVELOPERS

>>30519984
>e-bike

>>30519969
You never update windows

ALTARE CALLOUT

>pacific time
East coast bros, how will we ever recover

>>30519734
That is what obs was. This isn’t easy software to develop

>>30519938
Went to the gym yesterday and will go again tomorrow, resting today

ALTARE BEING CALLED OUT LIVE

This cheeky brat

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEERD

LEADER SLEEPS WHILE HE'S ON DISCORD WITH HIS BROS

DRAMA

>>30519938
I jog 3km everyday

>>30519938
I walk/jog 5 miles everyday

I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUU

>>30519950
He left us with the Ballmer Peak, I will be forever grateful

>>30519938
Daily 15 minutes horse stance and 500 squats k boges

:^)

>What in magnation
Heh that's clever

:^)

>>30520085
>:^)

>>30520085
brat...

I think is cute that the boys are this close together.

>>30519481
Oh, I'm not trying to create drama at all, I just thought it was weird that Vesper wrote that off as a dumb use of money. I wish I had more money to spend on my friends.

They love each other so much bros

I really like how Nowa uses Magging in place of curses.
Get magged.

Why do they have to stream so late in the night, in 12AM and 1AM central bros...

>>30519938
I haven't properly exercise since I finish high school, which was 10 years ago

>>30520007
https://youtube.com/watch?v=f__n8084YAE
ligma

>>30519861
>shitting on linux
Why did he do it, bros?
Isreal? Why?

>>30520171
bruh its 12pm here

Uncle Nowa is fat...

>>30520201
he didnt, he said linux was the best OS on certain use cases and that it was kinda overkill for the general consumer normalfag

>I am not fit
Nowa-oji...we gotta do our reps together before we get too old.

>>30520201
He's old that's why

>Maglord is a gymrat
Bros?

Reminder that Altare is fucking jacked

BEEFCAKES

>you now remember the Pikachu arm

>>30520229
Later tonight

>/fit/ magni
IMAGINE

THE MAG IS RIPPED

>>30520238
More Nowa for me

>>30520258
He can do handstands.

>>30520171
I dunno about the others but Noir lives in pacific time, and he's an old man that goes to bed at like 9-10.

>>30520258
STOP PUTTING WORDS IN HIS MOUTH

Imagine the boys showing off their muscles to each other after working out

>>30520238
>compared himself to Magni
RM is in shape and is a bboy
Pretty sure he's alright

>works out
>not ripped
So he's doing it wrong then?

>>30520288
Sorry I'll take myself out.

That's like 3 members of Tempus that could beat me up.

magni talked about zyzz so it makes sense

Is this thread full of males or females?

>>30520295
We do but in a non homosexual way

>>30520301
dumpster post

>>30517279
>Bap was the only legitimate
*Bao?

>>30520269
I NEED HIM TO SNAP MY FUCKING NECK

>>30520286
but he streams at 10pm pst???

>>30520301
dumb fuck

Wait, Magni is ripped?
Could he withstand the 6 hours?

Oh god. The art is coming. This thread is going to be unusable in a few hours.

Magni going otter mode then?

Nowa's trying to protect Magni's twink status

>>30520317
they're not interested incel

YOU'LL BURNOUT YOU STUPID FUCK

ISRAEL

>>30520301
the eternal dyel

>When he wakes up
He is already awake lmao

>>30520317
yes

I love how much Vesper is sticking to the keyfabe

can someone do this with magni

>>30520342
well yeah, there was that one time where he said he was tired and just went to bed at fuckin 8

>>30520317
You scared of girls, anon?

>>30516992
>magni
>narcolepsy, depression, ptsd, anxiety

Lets combine the memes
Jacked Magni in a cow-print bikini

oji is a listener-san...

>>30520323
Yeah auto correct is a bitch

RIP

>>30519938
I box 4 times per week

Why is saying he's /fit/ means bonked?

>>30520431
>>30520423

>>30520405
girls are scary

3D gym stream when

>>30520397
true, he'll probably go to bed early when he can just stream early too, this oji

>the boys get bonked by omega for secretly playing apex instead of sleeping
and then domination loss

>>30516992
>Nowa/Mag
>getting old

>>30520448
Cause he’s not

>>30520431
why and by who? I get that they didn't sleep and stayed in vc all night, but why does that warrant a bonking?

>>30520405
Yes, I'm scared of females, they terrify me.

lol what? management gets mad at them if they don't sleep well? does anyone in holo actually sleep well?

>>30520448
It's because Ves spilled that they didn't rest and spent last night playing Apex i think

they need to do some kind of RFA challenge

western micromanagement...

>>30520373
STOP SAYING KEYFABE YOU FUCK IT'S KAYFABE

I love that they are so close that they all just hang out off-stream. Proper bros.

Vesper's so good with key fobs

>>30520500
magni being in voice chat is genuinely bad for him so he kind of deserves it

>>30520493
Heard about a joke?

>>30519938
I workout 5 days a week.

>>30520493
Management
They were supposed to be resting
are you even watching the stream?

>>30520559
Can he replace the battery in mine?

>>30520500
stars management actually enforcing strict guidelines for taking care of them somehow. i guess its a good thing compared to what jps had to work with literal slave drivers when they started

>>30520500
Please understand, if the management don't reign them in, they will burn out completely, just look at Magni

>>30516992
>vesper
>wrists and elbows are fucked because all i do is code, play vidya, or lift

>>30520532
locked

ONEGAI MUSCLE

Vesper's cay fade is pretty good

Nowa finds Magni cute. adorable