/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>30491358
TRAITOROUS WHHOOOORRRRRE FUCK SAME FUCK AME FUCK ALL THESE LYING WHORESSS

This one

Gura cute Gura cute!

This one was made first

Shark!

This one is now blessed.

>>30491511
Thank you anon

SHARK NIGGER

Gura is

>>30491676
my wife

It's almost time for bed

>>30491676
a good shot

>>30491676
literally hitler

>>30491676
obscene yet sexy

>>30491511
MOTTO

>>30491663
Abayo?

I just wish she'd tell us the truth.

that's a dude

>>30491706
reminder that she literally googled child's shark blanket for that image
also she is going to piss the bed, good thing she has her Ratatouille pullups she mentioned in that member's post

>>30486022
Huh, I don't remember making this post. But in all seriousness, same here. For a while I wasn't sure if I was capable of falling in love. Sure there were plenty of girls I was attracted to, but none I would consider spending the rest of life with. A part of me wishes it hadn't happened, but I'm also very grateful to Gura for showing me that I am capable of feeling love. I just wish it could have been someone I actually have a chance with. Why did it have to be a vtuber?

For a while I wasn't sure that's what I actually felt for her, but I knew it was the real deal when I realized how I'm constantly thinking of her and everything reminds me of her. Now when I hear love songs instead of feeling indifferent or rolling my eyes, I think "Wow! That's exactly how I feel about her!" Especially if it's about not being able to be together or being in over your head. It's weird, but at the same time I wouldn't not want to be in love with her. OK, that concludes my blogpost on how much I love Gura.

https://youtu.be/MT9sh3fpUbY

Thinkgen bout Gura's smooth child pussy...

Domoooo same desu~

>>30491751
eew....
fuck off gaymate

Gurass

>>30492313
Touch Gurass

>>30491413
Nah, just Ame is bad.
I hope teamates will find something better one day.

>>30491993
We're going to make it, bro.

>>30491413
Daddy chill

>>30492523
No other Holomem encourages their gay behavior enough.
They gonna be with her for a while.

>>30492638

>>30491413
What did Gura do that's "traitorous", schizo anon?

>>30492893
interact with males in her previous life

>>30492893
Why are you replying to a schizo?

>>30492638
Honestly it feels bad though, they could just find a better oshi

>>30491993
Welcome to the club.

>>30492964
Might as well cast aside the entirety of the vtuber-race.

>>30492964
>Gura.png

>>30493302
yea what about it fag?
Captcha G00MY

>>30492964
Every woman has interacted with men at some point anon. She probably even had a few male friends that she would see when she went to school.
It doesn't mean she's a whore or that she even dated any of them. She didn't betray us.

>>30493435
Unlike Ame lole

>Gura exists
Feels great to live in the best timeline!

>>30493435
There's a point where I'm wondering if it's better or worse to ignore bait like this. Obviously replying to this is retarded, but leaving it alone seems like agreement. Can't win.

>>30493435
For example, when I was in high school, I had a large friend group that mostly formed in band class in middle school. Most of my friends were girls, but I never dated any of them. And out of the 20 or so girls that I knew really well, only 3 of them had had sex by the time we all graduated. Granted, my high school was entirely white and in the Midwest, but Gura doesn't come from a poor area or a large hellscape like California.

>>30493748
Gura knows how to spot bait too. She'd want you to report and/or ignore.

I like Gura, I might even say I LOVE Gura.

I want to rub Gura's tiny cun cun. T u T

>>30493893
But not always

>>30493557
This was expected of her

>>30494161
More 2k22 when... we still dont have Irys fauna and mumei...

>>30494124
what kind of falseflag we playing here

Anyone have that soundpost of Gura making fun of the DMC fag?

>>30494263
Falseflag?

>>30494197
Wrestling got derailed by offcollab arc followed by busy arc. I'm sure she's still interested and will get back to it someday.
>>30494379

>>30493435
>>30492964
I don't even understand the
>gura streamed with males muh transatlantic cock
shit anyway. Wouldn't that make it more likely she is a virgin if she is weird enough she edated someone she never met irl? Like whenever anyone says that they usually add some schizo >she flew overseas to get gangbanged shit on top of it when even if the rrat was true the most she ever did was ERP and send nudes

>>30494446
Thanks!

Gura is going to ERP with us soon

>>30494463
Correct, but also all of this breaks rule 1 so everyone should shut the fuck up about it.,

>>30494446
>it's an EUfag

>>30494446
Oh wow, I missed this. Damn, Gura. lol. Although lot of shrimps would kill to be bullied like that.

I love her more than anything!

Get out.

>>30494463
She is a virgin, the other fanbases are just mad because they don't have a virgin oshi most likely.

>>30494820
That movie sucks.

>>30494521
I am actively ban evading so what is the difference?
>>30494507
with me

>>30494843
fuck off

>>30494446
This cuts off too early, she explains herself better.
https://youtu.be/jbmUs-eFjrA?t=8450

*lickylicky*

>>30495122

Why does Gura want my semen so badly?

Wait what were you talking about in the last thread. You can send letters to Gura?? D-does she reply?

I'd rather not dunk on other oshis. I'm getting a little tired of tribalism in general mainly because it's a falseflagging tool that just encourages shitters and raids.

>>30495366
>You can send letters to Gura?
Yes
>D-does she reply?
No

>>30495366
Imagine the fuck fiesta if she was allowed to reply to letters.

>>30495386
Same desu

>>30495366
No. You can send fan letters in, which goes to japan first to be screened. Gura gets scans of them sent to her, then the actual letters many months later. You will never receive a reply, nor will you ever know if she got your letter or if the intern reading the words from your heart decided you were too much of a fag and threw it in the shredder. Just know that the letters that do get through really make her day. She loves it.

>>30495333
You know why.

>>30494926
based

>>30495427
She is though? There's nothing stopping her from mailing people back. It's not like Cover is burning the return address before they send it to her.

>>30495427
Wait, you guys didn't get a generic thank you note?

>>30495389
>>30495427
>>30495493
Oh God what should I write about. She'd be disappointed if I wrote about myself or should I just write how much I love her or send her a photo from somewhere oh god I'm blushing

>>30495386
Sometimes it ends being necessary though, just to get the seethe they have away from us. Glad we can always use Mori or Ame for that.

>>30495577
Also if you write your youtube handle she's free to reply on stream whenever she wants.

>>30495660
Don't include anything else and try to keep it to a page max. Talk a little about yourself and how much she means to you without going overboard.

>>30495660
Send her a photo if you want. We know she loves pictures of chumbies and looks at twitter for them as well as loving conventions.

>>30495692
i will write a schizo diary on the back of the letter in invisible ink

OK, I'll take this a sign to finally finish my letter. I've been telling myself I'll write it for over a year now...

>>30495741
is this the only real photo gura has ever liked? fanart is a massive fucking buff apparently

>>30495916
This bitch is nijinigger though, don't posting her

>>30496024
No one cares /vt/sister

>>30496040
fuck off nijinigger

where's the daki, yagoo?

>>30496024
>>30496202
Listen man when Roa finally comes back im gonna watch her.
I really couldnt care less about /vt/ drama or how shit Niji EN is.

>>30496203
I want to spend the night with my face buried deep into her crotch area. I mean, gura's daki not nacho's

>>30496203
Wow, that's really cute. I'd be perfectly fine with a Gura daki in this style.

>>30496515
Nacho can't draw feet well enough for me to want a daki from her, but everything else is good.

>>30496409
Not into oyakodon?

>>30496203
Gura said about there being some problem with some laws. Presumably it's about some countries having a problem with cunny?.. i don't know.

>>30496203
>>30496868
fucking australia

>>30496593
Nah, not really my vibe. What REALLY get my gears going is when small little tiny teeny animal/person trust me with all of their hearts and just let me carry them wherever doing whatever because they know I will never, ever hurt them. Not in a million years. I adopted several cats because girls like that just don't exists nowadays. Ah well. Blogpost over

>>30496868
the problem is that some anons really fucking lewd cunny dakis are still legal in those problem areas like Australia. I don't remember which daki it was but they got posted here before. I think cover is just overthinking it

>>30496992
*some anons founds some
*that are still legal
fuck I need sleep

Uhh... guys?
https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1557224212334772224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqQSWd5dv_4

>>30496992
Yeah, after seeing that and hearing that Shion got a daki, it more seems like they're just excluding Gura for some stupid reason. Probably more has to do with not wanting negative attention from western media than any actual laws.

>>30496868
>>30496992
why can't they just outright ignore that wasteland and sell everywhere else?

>>30496992
They're just being cautious. I fucking hate it, but it's the difference between a company that makes lewd dakis, and a media company with its fingers in a bunch of different projects including livestreaming. It's not to much the daki they're worried about as opportunists who will go after them because they can. The lewd daki company shipping to australia is a bunch of nobodies that no one gives a fuck about, but there someone might feel like making an example of cover just because they're big enough to justify slapping.

>>30491358
Her black bra is cannon now?

>>30497044
Of course

>>30497178
This may be the most esl post I've ever typed, I don't know what the fuck happened. I'm tired and going to bed, goodnight and management tongue my anus. I get it, but management tongue my anus.

>>30496868
>>30496956
>>30497164
Cover literally lied to her.
Whatever reason they had who knows, probably to make sure she stays sponsor friendly, but regardless they 100% lied to her and they know they lied to her.

>>30497191
I'm not sure what prompted this post, but yes

>>30497191

>>30497206
>I need sleep and hate management for the dakimagura
>you need sleep and hate management for the dakimagura
WE ARE

Believe in Gura. Daki coming as Anniversary merch. Our prayers will be answered in a bit over a month.

>>30497335

>>30497335
we get a dino gura daki

>>30497421

>>30497416
The hoodie design look pretty nice

>>30497416
Would you lick the TV screen, anon, if you in his position?
With everybody watching.
And Gura.

>>30497416
is she really that small irl or is the scaling fucked up?

>>30497537
Uh, no. Mainly just because I don't want to ingest all the pathogens that must be on that screen in such a crowded place.

>>30497456
RUBRUBRUBRUB

>>30491358
I saw a thread complain about why shark didn't sing anymore yesterday. The thread get deleted then she suddenly sang today. Her manager definitely /here/

>>30497559
The scaling is a bit off. A literal child is taller than her

So I know that other anons have pointed out the nude loli dakis that were being sold on an Australian site, but I just wanted to mention that it probably is illegal there.
Australian law is retarded and makes no distinction between drawings and real CSEM.
They just label it all CP and people can and do go to prison for having it or trying to import it. Even some australian artists have gone to prison for "the production of CP" when all they did was draw lines with a pen. It's beyond fucked. Australians that download loli manga are added to the sex offender registry and thrown in prison with real child molesters and there is no distinction between the two.

That being said, I don't think there's anything that Hololive makes or would make that would ever be considered pornographic, so I doubt there would be an issue with any daki they put out regardless of who's on it.

>>30497616
tell that lazy nigger to get her a daki then

>>30497213
I was looking for this one. Appreciated

>>30497633
they arent
i've looked into it pretty deeply
that being said Cover still sells Shion and Luna dakis to Australia so them saying its a legal issue for Gura to get one is a lie.

>>30497633
They probably would not be able to have a lewd side, nor have Gura be in a suggestive position, which would defeat the purpose of the daki anyways

>>30497721
retard.....

>>30497721
A daki doesn't have to be suggestive or lewd.

>>30497721
retard...

>>30497644
Fully clothed, snuggly pose, one side blue, one side red. That would be nice

>>30497682
I've literally read the Australian law and it specifically gives drawings as an example of a medium that is illegal. Unlike American law which defines a child/minor as a real living individual, Australian law does not and explicitly says that a sexually explicit depiction of a minor is illegal regardless of whether that minor is real or not.

>>30497721
Retard....

>>30497721
retard....

>>30497721
Just don't ship it to Australian or Canadian addresses. Problem solved.

>>30497828
I think his point is that nothing Hololive puts out would be considered lewd enough to be illegal.

>>30497865
But the Shion one does. And plenty of literal naked loli dakis do.
Stop being a Cover apologist.

>>30497881
That is literally the last line I wrote in
>>30497633

>>30497787
what's the point of buying a daki with gura in her default pose stamped onto it?

>>30497919
I know, I assumed his eyes glazed over before he read that far and as such needed it repeated.

I'm not going to buy the daki but I want it to come out to make the daki timeloop end

>>30497887
>But the Shion one does.
Again, you insipid retard >>30497633
>That being said, I don't think there's anything that Hololive makes or would make that would ever be considered pornographic, so I doubt there would be an issue with any daki they put out regardless of who's on it.
Learn to read.

>And plenty of literal naked loli dakis do.
No. They're sold on that website which isn't even based in Australia.
Find me an example of an Australian ordering and receiving an explicit loli dakimakura through customs.

>>30497721
I want the design to have her clothes falling off with her blushing and gripping the sheets and smiling slyly.

>>30498048
>Find me an example of an Australian ordering and receiving an explicit loli dakimakura through customs.
multiple anons here said that they have personally. If you choose to ignore them that is up to you Cover shill.

>>30498070
>gura blushing while under the sheets with all her clothes off and visible to the side
ooo

>>30498048
And even if it somehow slipped through customs, any Australian ordering an explicit loli daki is taking a huge gamble, especially when Australians have been sent to prison for trying to order loli eromanga in the past.

>>30497537
fuck no, i'm not getting squirrel aids from a screen that isn't the actual gura.

>>30497627
Am I the only one who thinks the way Gura is bending her knees makes it look like she needs to pee?

>>30498229
Hmm, yeah, I can see it. Seems fitting.

>>30498229
she stands like that because of her underdeveloped hips

>>30498229
Her knees only bend inward because she always, always needs to pee.

>>30498272
this image doesn't make me horny it just makes me feel bad for gura :(

>>30498337
That's not the reaction she wants.

>>30498229
>>30498272
Stop trying to push your fetish here you insipid fuck. Bet you never actually drank piss before huh

>>30498391
anon have you drank piss

>>30498391

>>30498391
i got lost with my friend in the woods one time and we had to share our pee for consumption

>>30498391
Do you know where you are? And no, I don't want to drink pee, I just find the idea of cute girls peeing themselves hot. I'd probably let Gura pee on me, though.

>>30498391
Of course I have. You aren't a real chumbie if you wouldn't happily drink Gura's freshly squeezed shark juice.

>>30498615
gura gura, my beloved

>>30497682
>>30497887
>>30498104
So again, just some random anons' words, huh?
I'm just telling you what their law literally says.
It's clear that erotic drawings of minors, both real and fictional, are illegal in Australia.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_status_of_fictional_pornography_depicting_minors#Australia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_pornography_laws_in_Australia
https://web.archive.org/web/20091218080635/http://www.theage.com.au/national/simpsons-cartoon-ripoff-is-child-porn-judge-20081208-6tmk.html
>Also, in December 2008, a New South Wales Supreme Court judge, Justice Michael Adams, ruled to uphold a magistrate's decision that a pornographic cartoon parodying characters on The Simpsons (Bart and Lisa) was child pornography, because "[i]t follows that a fictional cartoon character, even one which departs from recognisable human forms in some significant respects, may nevertheless be the depiction of a person within the meaning of the Act."

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-08-12/anime-not-a-big-leap-to-child-pornography-sa-judge-says/6691372
>"Does it matter that most of the images you accessed on the internet were anime? On a limited assessment it must, for no actual child was being sexually abused,” Judge Muscat said. “However, as I previously observed, the concern is that those who view anime will go on to view images of actual children being sexually abused."

https://web.archive.org/web/20070928044750/http://www.customs.gov.au/site/page.cfm?c=9256
>Mr Bao Peng Lin pleaded guilty to four charges - one count of importing child pornography, one count of importing anime pornography depicting sexual violence, one count of possessing anime pornography depicting sexual violence and one count of making a false statement to Customs.
>Customs National Manager Investigations, Richard Janeczko, said that it was important to understand that even cartoons or drawings such as those depicted in anime were prohibited if they contained offensive sexual content. Maximum penalties for smuggling child pornography are $275,000 and/or 10 years imprisonment.

The actual law on imported goods:
https://www.alrc.gov.au/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/11_the_scope_of_prohibited_content.pdf

every day she delays the minecraft autists grow ever more angry. soon their patience will snap, and they will flood the comments to beg Gura to play minecraft

>>30499079
>“However, as I previously observed, the concern is that those who view anime will go on to view images of actual children being sexually abused."
This is the part that made me laugh by the way.

I want more gooby spoopy~!

>>30499146
why do boomers make such shit correlations with no evidence, like games=violence bullshit

The end is nigh, buds

https://youtu.be/MqQSWd5dv_4

>>30499255
>It's my birthday, so I'm eating live shrimp!
No, only Gura is allowed to eat me!

>>30499255
thats a lobster tho

>>30499255
If it wasn't clear that Haachama has a grudge against Gura because Gura has been avoiding her, it is now.

Hi I am a KFP and I think that Gura

>>30499343
Why has Gura been avoiding her? I can't remember is she's ever even mentioned her before.

>>30499346
agreed

>>30499392
Gura doesn't talk about Haachama much but has called her scary.

Haatons are still obsessed with my shark I see.

>>30498337
It does both for me. Makes me want to hug her, help her clean up, and cook her a nice meal to cheer her up.

Have you ever imagined Gura's smell?

>>30499213
I don't know. The more shocking thing is that that retard's one of their highest judges.
Usually, brain damaged individuals are filtered out from deciding law in most civilized countries, but Australia is different.

>>30499554
Seeing your oshi get upset is something that sticks with you.

>>30499337
https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1557224212334772224
>海老
>えび
>ebi

To the Japanese, we're the same thing.

>>30499569
Despite her protests I believe she is stinky and musky. A good stink.

>>30499616
What did hachama do that ever upset Gura?
Don't be a retard.

>>30499569
Many times. Or I've attempted to, at least.

>>30499343
Haachama doesn't have a grudge against Gura.
She just wants to kill something and eat it.

>>30499695
Other way around. Gura refused to log into Minecraft.

>>30499569
lots of smellfags here, but I for one love to think she smells extremely girly

>>30499743
Have you ever smelled a fish before?

>>30499743
Yes, and it has been confirmed she does by multiple sources.

>>30499802
Paid actors.. SHES STINKY!

I mean, fish can smell delicious if you cover it in the right sauce.
And by sauce I mean my semen.

She's trying to cover up that she's a fart shark. I don't think most smellfags like farts so they try to ignore this.

Gura as guest chance (?)
https://youtu.be/O4Ip7gZQOts

>>30499079
retard.....

>>30500639
incredibly tiny near zero chance
but not impossible i guess

>>30500639
Regardless of if she is, Gura is going to retweet this and you are going to watch it.

>>30500722
Gura is dead and has been replaced 3 times already

>>30500878
I NEED to locate that Gura factory

Kanata is about to show whether or not she's flat in her bikini. I think it might reveal something about Cover if she isn't flat.

>>30500985
hmmm.
She's not exactly flat, but she seems smaller than in her christmas outfit.

I just want to thank you guys. Being a longtime Stars fan seeing all the doubters and how far we've come reminds me of a quote "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win". We're currently at the phase of winning with no signs of stopping.

>also just for you!!! im prepping a little itty bitty tiny something, should be ready soon I hope. eee aaaaaa
>2 weeks ago
can we add this to the list of things she won't deliver?

>>30501174
?

>>30501174
Wrong thread, friend. We're certainly winning though.

>>30501174
Nice bait

>>30501210
>>30501215
Yeah I'm sorry guys. In all my years on 4chan this is the second time it happened. Hope you can forgive me.

>>30501174
The catalogue has always been shit and full of contrarians and non stream watchers. Now then, go back to your home, faggot.

>>30501179

Well, Chumbuds? How will you calm Gawr?

>>30501179
Yeah, I'm not sure what that was, or if "soon" meant weeks later.

>>30501327
Its a song Gura.
https://youtu.be/YNj8m41EZto?t=34

>>30501400

>>30501405
That's not Gawr, that' still Gura.

>>30501405
Don't shake the baby, Gawr. Me, the chumbaby.

https://twitter.com/mofukkomimi/status/1557313453345636352

>>30501421
They're the same being

Goodnight buds. I expect all of you to behave.

>>30501529

>>30501529
I NEED MORE WAGASHI EDITS

>>30501895
how would gura react to sex irl

>>30502082
Fear.

>>30502177
hot

>>30502082
I always imager her drooling a lot and wanting to kiss while doing it. She'd moan each and every time you'd move.

>>30502265
I imagine that after one deep kiss with Gooba it'd be like drinking a whole glass of her saliva because she produces so much

how the fuck do grays stop from wanting to eat a bullet?

Relistening to Gura's karaoke was amazing, how can you stand not being able to hear it live? god Astro girl was so cute, I hope she tries it again.

good morning
i love gura

>>30502936
MAMA GIB COTTAGECORE GURA!

>>30500639
That would require Cover to give a shit about EN, so probably not. ID gets to show up and sing at 3D Lives, while EN gets a "rumao wtf is this motion data this didnt come from an expensive studio that we refuse to pay for we can't use this go ask kanauru or something rofurucoputas"

>>30502082

>>30503114
Wtf doesnt her tail get in the way of everything

I want to take my cute adorable loveable shark wife on a date! T u T

>>30503443
Why do people keep adding Tut in response to Gura pictures? Did King Tut like loli?

>>30503487

>>30503578
oh

>>30503637
also, probably yes since Tutankhamun was like 9 years old

>>30503487
>King T u T
me

i love you gura

No matter how much you cry about it, no country on Earth considers a non-pornographic dakimakura to be illegal, loli or not, suggestive or not.

gura doko

gura on stage in about 24 hours

Dino

Mating press mating press mating press mating press. I want to mating press cun please let me mating press cun UOH please!

haachama is currently murdering us...

>>30504972
I dont care

>>30504972
Murder me in my sleep haachama

MY THIRD EYE OPENED IN A DREAM
I SAW THE TRUTH
I CAN'T GO BACK
I HAVE UNDENIABLE EVIDENCE THAT GURA IS THE ANTICHRIST
BURN IN HELL BITCH IT'S OVER FOR YOU

GURA IS THE ANTICHRIST
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SNAKE
WHORE
CUNT

ogey

>>30505626
Imagine the size of her cunny

>>30505809
What's the undeniable evidence?

>>30506760
Not the original schizo but I would say she's too cute, inhumanly cute.

>>30498229
Drink it straight from the tap is the best. It still warm and aromatic

just listened to the original Sharks song from imagine dragons and found out that Gura's vocals fit that song so much more. Song's a banger though

>>30498391
I drank my own piss once to see if I had an actual piss fetish, turns out it wasn't nearly as bad as I'd expected, just kinda salty and really bitter. I'm pretty sure that drinking Gura's piss would be a blissful experience unless her pee tastes a lot worse than mine.

>>30505809
She's a modern day Joan of Arc (aka Joan the Maiden).

>>30506760
He said it right there, it was revealed to him in a dream.

>just get back home from work
>so many deleted
Eh? What make those monkeys seethe now?

https://twitter.com/kettocom/status/1557305581899091968?t=SAfFp0x9IiQHX6Lu0Bng0A&s=19
Another sameketto damn I honestly thought she would only manage to have one but now it's going for the fourth one!

>>30500639
Where's the one webm of gura and ina showing up trapped in portraits

>>30508108
I wish we have a japanon chumbies to update here instead of the schizos

https://litter.catbox.moe/i10zro.png

Why is she so full of sexual energy?

>>30508186
I want to drink her sweet nectar ToT

>>30501400
I remember that song what's it from?

>>30508363
She's ready to be bred and start a family. I need to make her mine.

>>30508151
Me too.
I think we did get some fotos of the first one.

Blessed today by the return of Splatcunny art

>>30508363
Her body is begging for a child to be fucked into her, you can just tell.

i dont even want to goom to her anymore. i just have the urge to take care of her and be the best partner possible. of course i can't do anything about these feelings so i end up gooming to get over it

>>30508186
so flat...

>>30508363
my theory is feelings of love that can't be acted upon are recycled into feelings of lust. it would explain why chumbies are always so horny for gura and why gura is always oozing sexual energy

GURA SEX

Gotta take good care of these teeth.
Don't want to get an infection when she bites you, after all.

>>30491993
Exactly how I feel.

jwu did I miss any memba posts? can't log in right now.

>>30509670
Yeah, KU100 masturbation ASMR today at 6PM ET

>>30509670
She made a Shark Side post teasing the wedding night cuddle sex ASMR stream.

>>30509670
Some kind of "sweet and sexy" ASMR planned for tonight.

Do you guys think that Gura gives slow, rocking hugs in order to buy more time to smell her hugging partner?

Talking of falling in love, the first time for me was in 5th grade and got gently rejected but she just kept living rent free in my head and whenever I looked at other girls I would chant her name in my mind because I wanted my feelings to stay loyal to her, I never confessed to another girl ever since. There was a point her name would come to mind naturally at random times. The fact is since I started following Gura and consequently started falling in deeper love with her every day, that chant came to mind again after many years but when I close my eyes I can only see Gura. The feelings I've for Gura are overwriting those old feels I had sealed away in some corner of my brain and I couldn't be happier about it.

I love Gura in her wholesomeness. I love every thing about her, HER and SHE.

Little girl butt

I just saw that Kronii bent the knee to the males... That leaves Gura and IRyS as the true idols of EN now.

>>30510464
Yeah me

>>30510529
No one asked.

>>30510529
Even FBK is doing a collab with them, not only she friendzoned her whole fanbase without remorse, she will cuck them as well.

>>30510464
I wish I could get a slow, rocking hug from Gura
god i'm so touch starved

>>30510464
I see her squeezing hard but not rocking. Her personality isn't the type to try physically moving someone in that dominant/assertive manner.

is goop goop stream?

>>30510628
No, no one did. But I want to remind Chumbies how Gura listens to her biggest fans and does everything for us.

>>30510761
She feels like the kind of girl who would hug resting her head on your chest to feel your heartbeat while she caresses your back. Of course only if your tall enough.

>>30510529
>>30510628
>>30510642
uuhmm... yikes! touch grass, sweaty

>>30510949
go back

>>30510949
I'd touch gurass if I could, bitch.

>>30508186

>>30510929
Fuck.

If Gura started following the Homos would you drop her?

>>30511266
Fuck off with your cuckshit.

>>30511047
>>30511076
its bait you fucking newfriends

>>30504788
?

>>30511266
I don't want to think about it but if she collabed with them I would have no choice.. perhaps I could tolerate a bigger group collab with little interaction.

>>30511345
waiting out a ban with your phone i see

Look at this thing

>>30511472
Child

>>30511472
>>30511519

>>30511472
I'm looking. Now what?

>>30511567
Chum

>>30511472
>>30511538
I have a great need

>>30511266
It will snowball from there
Would be nice timing for me to move on and live better life

>>30511538
How the fuck is her 3d so much better than her live 2d. It's usually the other way round but she looks ridiculously good in 3d

>>30511266
no, as long as it's not bae/ollie levels of homo lust she can acknowledge them for all I care, honestly at this point we are getting to many extreme unicorns refugees and it's getting too insane even for an idolfag like me

>>30511598
>>30511602
>>30511620
Imagine rubbing your cheeks against her cheeks. Now.

Poking Gura's puffy child cheeks with my erect cock!

>>30511266
I love her too fucking much, I'd try to cope but I'd getvpermanently depressed about it, maybe even consider the isekai option. I'd feel insecure every time I hear her voice or watch her streams and paranoia would eat my mind away because you just know they will become friends on discord, joke about things you will never know about, maybe even make their own personal memes they use only with each other. I wouldn't die immediately but it would be extremely painful.

>>30511672
I remember when Gura said she'd be jealous of us making memes with clone Gura. I guess she loves us just as much.

>>30511672
>>30511266
No, but I would be amused if she shipped the homos together with other men.

>>30511663
I wanna put my cock inside her puffy cunny

I'm still kneeling to Gura for putting her fans first before boot licking management.

>>30511809

>>30511846
Fucking envision the stench... T __ T

>>30511898

>>30511846
If I had a sister like Gura I would spoil her like spoiling levels that shouldn't be reached.

imagine gura wrapping her legs around your head forcing your nose against her panties directly in contact with cunny

>>30511772
Didn't she also say something about being possessive during the fish stream?

>>30512061
Maybe, she did mumble something about wanting shrimps to belong to her.

>>30512042
You wouldn't have a choice.
>>30512061
Yes.

>>30507407
If the taste of piss is influenced the same way as the taste of shit, it should taste milder. I saw an interview with a scat fetishist and she said that men taste more intense than women.

>>30512042
I think she should do that with her KU100 for us.

>>30512122
My heart already lies bare in her hands.

I want Gura to ride my face after she hasn't washed her cunny for a week.

>>30512213
Conceptualize the Aroma

>>30512061
She did, she was talking about Waifu Labs but I don't know if she meant she would be possessive over the waifus or that she wouldn't want us looking at other girls while she's there.

>>30512287
Why is Ame looking at me like that?

>>30512550
She knows that it is currently inside

>>30512550
She knows Gura is about to bite your cock off

>>30512550
She will keep it a secret as Gura does what she does to you. Ame will maintain eye contact with you the entire time.

Tell me about Gawr Gura.
Why does she like cute girls so much?

>>30507497
>She's a modern day Joan of Arc
Gawr is a tsundere chuuni dork specifically made for bullying.

>>30512620
Bi

I don't watch other holos, is it really that bad with the males? I wanted to know why Cover would allow it, but it seems like no one actually cares. (I know FBK collabed with a dude a long time ago but it definitely wasn't widespread).
Are the new fans all cucks or do they simply watch their "oshi" only for entertainment ? As always I'll go ahead and blindly accuse reddit and normalfags.

need abusive gawr gf

My lust for Gura only keeps growing stronger no matter how much I chum to her... what do I do?

>>30512705
JP girls know what they are doing.
Cover doesn't know western women well enough

>>30511672
>I wouldn't die immediately
You should. The world would be a better place without you in it.

>>30512705
>is it really that bad with the males
no, bae/ollie act like disgusting thirsty thots and mori shills them quite a bit but other holos like kiara just straight up said she won't associate with them and the rest just do like the bare minimum of interaction

>>30512774
>>30512800
Time for my nap, take care chumbuds.

>>30512920
Shark dreams, fellow cumbud

>>30512705
It's unironically this. It's why /jp/ hated EN for so long. You have to be retarded to look at Hololive and think it has nothing to do with idols. The reason why male collabs are rare in the first place is because of the gate keeping. You can't give an inch on the issue as "fans" (newfags) will always gradually lower their standards.

>>30512705
It isn't, just people /here/ being schizo about it, they ignore everything Gura related in their chats and Gura has ignored them even since they were announced. They're unironically better streamers than most ot the girls, except Gura and IRyS

>>30512908
Ame and Kronii will collab with them

>>30507861
Gura existing.

>>30513064
I expect ame to do so but did kronii mention anything or are you just doomposting from a twitter follow?

>>30512705
Some JPs collab somewhat regularly with males. Fubuki is one of them. Some have collabed with men early on, but choose not to interact with them now, like Miko. Many have never collabed with them, and presumably never will. In EN the only ones who have collabed with men are Mori, Bae and Mumei. Kiara did a shill stream with Mori, some whore and Gikkuk if you want to count that as a collab. I obviously can't speak for other people here, but the problem I have with how some of the ENs have handled tempus so far, is that they went against the expectations they have set previously. For example, Ame said repeatedly that she doesn't want to collab outside of hololive, but now all of a sudden she not only has no problem with group collabs, she can't even comprehend why some of her fans don't want that.
It should be obvious to anyone that hololive stands out for being cgdct. I don't get how anyone could think of a benefit of collabing, or even interacting with males.

>>30513210
She did say she could collab with them if asked

>>30513210
>>30494612
I wish I was doomposting

>>30513340
The normalfags pushing away the original fans. Happens a lot
Japanese culture is just better generally

>>30512800
We just have to live with our sexual needs unsatisfied until Gura blesses us with some ERP ASMR.

>>30512996
The final solution to the normalfag problem.

gura liked a picture of me touching her face on twitter

>>30512996
That's why Gura not acknowledging the males AT ALL is such a big deal. She's showing she's not 'giving an inch' and that we can trust her values are rock solid.

>>30512996
Haven't seen that pic in years, very much true. I knew I was right to be worried when Mori did a video with Gigguk. Not saying it caused anything but it was a huge warning sign showing where things are heading. Though even before EN hololive had a reddit following. I feel bad for JP bros having to watch their oshis cater to english speakers.

My wife is awake!

TuT

>>30513729
I love my shark wife with rock solid values!

>>30513802
Child...

>>30513771
pretty early for her

>>30513652
Protip: if you're on the side waving swastikas around and talking about purges, that's usually a sign that you're not the good guy.

>>30513890
t. green stickman

>>30513890
I don't care.

>>30513890
not him but you're missing the point and taking the image literally

>>30513812
that's me going under her dress

If Gura ends up following the stars I'll not be mad at her because in my eyes it will be something to not "ruin her image" of being the only member ignoring coworkers, but if she forces collabs as content I'll be annoyed

A lot of doomposting tonight, anyone prepare the rope yet?

>>30514303
It's just bait for the most part

>>30514303
What doomposting? Maybe if you're ESL it looks like that.

>>30514382
Also same writing style, never changes

>>30514303
>tonight

>>30514488
Yep, i’m indonesian chumbies

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