/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I wish that everyone on this board would touch grass

>>30499185
You get transmogrify into Waifu

>>30499185
I wish that OP would delete this lame thread.

i wish to be able to fuck houshou marine whenever i want

>>30499185
I wish you would stop making such stupid threads

I wish everyone would just enjoy

>>30499185
I wish the next HoloSummer is as good as the first one

>>30499217
Done. However, there are ticks in the grass and half the board has lyme disease now.
>>30499223
Done. I'm the only waifu you'll ever love.
>>30499244
Done. But you're incurably gay.
>>30499291
Done. Everyone enjoys tribal wars now.
>>30499355
Done. The next HoloSummer features only HoloStars.

>>30499185
I want to fuck Finana

>>30499185
I want to end up with Risu in such position https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4429134.. And than fuck her all night

I want IRyS to get a new outfit

>>30499185
japanese citizenship

>>30499428
Done. But you're getting Uki's sloppy seconds.
>>30499450
Done. But she keeps saying "Jeb" and laughing all night.
>>30499471
Done. He gets to rig it
>>30499548
Done. Japanese citizenship exists.

>>30499185

>>30499570
hehe Yeb

>>30499570
>>30499671
Holly based. Double win for me!

I want for Holo Council to graduate in silence

>>30500491
Done. Holo Council now all have Phd degrees

I want to suck on noel's breasts everyday

>>30500610
Done. Noel gets mastectomy.

I wish to swap gender with kronii once I wake up from my sleep tonight.

>>30499376
>Done. However, there are ticks in the grass and half the board has lyme disease now.
Sounds good to me.
>Done. The next HoloSummer features only HoloStars.
That would be incredibly kino

>>30500766
Done. You're now a confused boy.

>>30499185
I want Miko to have free access to Pekora room, especialy during stream.

>>30500897
Done. Coincidentally Pekora is never in the room when Miko enters and Miko has no will to enter Peko's room either.

I want more wishes that have no negative consequences.

>>30501002
Done. You have all the wishes with no negative consequences that will never come true.

give me a girl friend. I dont care if I have to be gey to get one.

>>30499185
I wish for this stream to be real

>>30501097
Done. Every girl you ever confess to will say she wants to be your friend.

I want to be a famous chuuba!!

>>30499185
I wish for NijisanjiEN to be bigger than HololiveJP, HololiveID and HololiveEN in CCV and subscribers

>>30501246
Done. It'll be bigger in the total sum of CCV and subscribers around the 20th wave that'll come by around next year.

>>30500541
phd ok but if they have no jobs since they are social retards it won't do much.
All in all maybe that's the "best" monkey wish so far.

>>30499185
I wish for my oshi to be happy and rewarded for her hard work

>>30499185
I wish Kiki wasn't so autistic

>>30501433
They do still have streamer jobs though. They didn't graduate Hololive, they just graduated university. That's one of the worst monkey's paw wishes so far because instead of just adding an unwanted side effect, it doesn't even achieve the anon's original wish.

>>30499376
You're so fucking bad at this holy shit these answers will put everyone to sleep within a 10km radius. Fucking Christ

>>30499185
I want to breed Mio's cobwebbed womb!

Captcha: AA2VT

>>30499185
I wish only virgins were allowed to be vtubers.

>>30499185
I want all non-virgins to die, males included

>>30499376
SPEEDO ROBERU AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>30503623
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I misread the initial answer.
Now that's simply cursed.
Good job monkeypawanon

>>30499185
My wish: NijiEN and HoloEN finally collab.

Monkey paw: ...it's a Luxiem x Tempus collab.

suipiss onegai

>>30499185
I want to be married to Ceres Fauna

>>30499185
I just want to be happy

I want my oshi to think of me favorably.

>>30505033
Done. However, Your Oshi will never know happiness ever again

>>30508532
This is actually disturbing.

>>30499185
I want male vtubers to not exist.

>>30508702
Granted, men cease to exist and you pop out of existence

>>30499185
I want Hololive, Nijisanji and Vshojo to be overtaken by another company that is yabless, and without any of the aforementioned going into form of closure or financial ruin.

>>30499185
I wish that Miko had recorded the rape and uploaded the video somewhere.

>>30499248
Done, OP marries your oshi though.

>>30499228
Done. But you're still seeing it because you're a schizo

>>30499185
What did the monkey do to you

>>30499185
I want Kson to leave Vshojo or I want vshojo to cease to exist

>>30513057
Kson leaves vshojo because she dies in a car accident. Vshojo, rides a new wave of popularity after the fallout.

I want to fuck Shylily and make her my wife

I want to be immortal.

>>30513333
checked

I already used one over a year ago when I wished for a chuuba designed by Wada Arco

>>30499185
I wish I could see Mori’s big fat ginormous tits. I bet they feel like water balloons.

>>30499185
I wish for any male who ever touches or talks to a female vtuber privately dies

>>30513697
The heads of all corpos die, causing mass panic and mass graduations leading to them all folding. Vtubing doesnt recover from this as all the talents that quit or were removed never come back and even indies see a massive decline because of the lost potential pool.

I want to be my oshii and then burn down a school

>>30499185
nuke China

I want to marry my oshi

I want to be married to Usada Pekora, forever.

>>30513180
at least it's gonna be short lived because japs can't english at the end of the day

>>30499185
Kill me already so I can escape this vtubing hell

>>30499376
>Done. The next HoloSummer features only HoloStars
Miyabi and Rio bussy?
nice.

>>30499185
I wish my schizo meds are real

I wish to experience happiness. Or finally muster the courage to kill myself. I'm fine with both.

>>30499185
i wish beatani will find a good man, be a good wife, have children, and be a good mother, and the child grow up as a based and healthy human.