/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>30484315
none of them seem have from how they talk about stuff
it's bizarre

Please stop lewding them. They aren't your boyfriends or cute homos, they are my bros and we like women, building computers, anime and playing video fames.

>>30484358
It could just be feigning ignorance just to save themselves the trouble that comes with mention any of the girls.

I WANT TO MATING PRESS MAGNI!!!

>>30484449
You will never stop me

>>30484358
Maybe they purposefully chose people who did not watch hololive or much of it so they are less likely to be joining to get closer to the girls

>>30484222
Silly.. That's the Empty Set symbol. Not specifically depicts the number 0

https://youtu.be/Pk3xzmTI-WM

Post straight ships
>Mag and Kiara
>Nowa with Kroni
>Axel and Gura
>Altare and Ame.

>doesn't know akasupa
>doesn't even know what to do with superchats
>doesn't know about watchalongs
bros....they aren't HERE

>>30484606
Based as fuck, now they can actually focus on making a name for themselves instead of riding off of Hololive clout.

>>30484606
>Maybe they purposefully chose people who did not watch hololive or much of it so they are less likely to be joining to get closer to the girls
yagoo isn't a schizo like most of the people here
he actively loves stars and promotes them at all times

>>30484714
YAGOO LOVE HOLOSTARS LOVE

Imagine Axel playing the bomb game.

>>30484606
Magni definitely knows about/watched hololive

Is it just me or did Magni seem to be getting angry / annoyed with Vesp at the end of the bomb stream? Kinda short with the outro and didn't say much like "thanks for joining me today, let's do it again".

>Nowabro is being followed by the menhera clock
>she has followed no one else
Bros we gotta protect our bro

>>30485170
He was malding by the end of it, but I think both he and Uncle Nowa are the type who have an image/plan in their head of how things should go and get deflated when that doesn't happen. The one downside of them doing a non-zatsudan type collab is that there's no one to bolster the mood back up if that happens.

>>30485170
omg so true sis

HE'S BURNING OUT

>>30485506
Magni Dezmond from Holostars Tempus?

of coruse he knows the webcomic that turned into a demented furry's yiff porn

>VGcats
M-my knees... They're kneeling all on their own...

Vgcats guy now does porn
Bleeman's stuff too. This guy.

>>30485621
The what

Bleedman
Pedo Yab
Lets Go

>>30485687
the author of vgcats started a porn patreon where it was just his normal comic style but the two cats were fucking
then he had a massive meltdown and quit

>>30485755
...I miss leo

>>30485687
Wife took the kids and he had to do NSFW Comms to pay Child Support
T

>bleedman
Fuck... its been that long?

>>30484667
>Axel and Gura
How does this pairing even happen?

>>30485968
>retard + retard
self explanatory

>Magi admit to have autism
bold move, let's see how it works out

Can of worm bros....

>>30486581
It's fine, 3/4 Tempus confirmed autists already.

>1 hour is a stupid limit, they can stream longer
apologize

OUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH DEEP VOICED MAGNI

Deep voiced Magni sounds kinda sexy ngl....

is maglord gonna be the first to die ?

>>30486887
AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
I'M SORRY

>>30486887
-breeds you-

>>30485968
Dumb, fun, excitible people

>>30487086
TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OF MAGGIN DEEZ BALLZ

>>30486887
I KNEEL

>>30487086
next is Regis if he doesn't stop. Those 2 have been trying to get around the 1 hour rule and grind by doing back to backs in different channels

>magni losing his voice during supacha

AAAIIIEEEEE HE'S BURNING OUT OMEGA WARNED US

Now that the thread is slower

POV: Magni thinks you're disgusting
https://files.catbox.moe/atbpnd.png

>>30487268
nooooooo don't leave us magni

Now you know that Omega loves the boys. He just wanted to protect them and help them have long careers in Holostars EN. Now look at what happened to Magni. This is the burnout he warned about.

>>30487306
thank you drawanon-sama for the meal
i'm like extremely short so that's an accurate view...

>>30487306
Nice thighs.

>>30484358
They are clearly feigning ignorance to an extent, but I think that’s the right way to go.

HE WAS RIGHT.
APOLOGIZE.

Do you guys think Tempus should open Socialbuzz or Streamlabs for fans from SEA, I know it won't make a lot of money but I think they will appreciate it.

>>30487306
erect

>>30487662
Sure, SEAbro. I don’t see why not.

>lost top and bottom ranges
>his voice was strained and he powered through it
>heard a snap
>gargled water (numbing feeling)
It's fucking MTD. He's either acute and he's out for a week, or he needs surgery (ala Marine).
Listen to your damn body you idiots!

>>30487968
w-was magni a hag all along

I MISS MY BROOOO

I think omega knows about the health condition of our stars. He made them do 1hour streams a day because he wanted to protect them from burning out.

I kneel and apologize.

>>30488012
normal people don't talk as much as idols. 3 Hololive talents have now fucked up their voice
>Marine (surgery)
>Aki (surgery)
>IRyS (acute, out for 2 weeks)
Magni is the first male one

>>30488212
It would really suck if his momentum was halted by a hiatus this early on, fuck, now I'm doomposting

Burnt out...
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1557231420069687297

is the stream privated? why is the vod not on his channel?

Fucking up your voice RTA let's fucking goooooooooooo

>something something toughest battles
>something something best soldiers
Get well soon Magni!

>>30484542

>>30488312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE2dog6plKo
?

My broshi is so retarded bros...

Is this the start of Magni's dog died arc? Will he survive long enough to celebrate Tempus 1 year anniversary?

Find out on the next eposide of MagginDezBallz.

>>30488301
he really is going for Sana's graduation speedrun record. God dammit, please don't be the first Stars to graduate you damn autist

>>30488589
you joke but I'm afraid this will be the nigga that doesn't stream as much as the others

>>30488589
He’s gonna make it. Dude just needs to sleep like a human being. And maybe find a way to cope with his anxiety attacks; I know how hard those can be.

I just KNOW he's in the discord chat right now being comforted

>>30488012
No, he's canonically 26.

>>30488759
that's actually bad for him. Your vocal chords move even when you're reading and not speaking.

>>30487662
please

>>30488849
he's going to die then

>>30488695
Yeah, I’m pretty disappointed as a big Guilty Gear fan but what can you do. I expected as much when they made Tempest non-binary. At least they’re playable in Strive; I am grateful for that.

>>30487306
h-hot

>>30488849
reading also engages the part of your brain that says words out loud, so even his mind's vocal chords are being broken

Here's a cute 6 horas to calm your hearts maggots.

https://twitter.com/holostarstv/status/1557230258843095040/

>>30488212
And suzy

are we still allowed to lewd altare

Im literally in love with omega

No Axel or Magni tomorrow, looking grim

>>30488915
Even Japan isn't safe anymore...

>>30488426
oh wait yeah the video is there through the link, it just doesn't show up when i open his channel for some reason, i'll try refreshing later. thanks dude

This is technically our fault
>mag began here
>if the meme machine didn't go so out of control he would have never done the hype intros in the first place
We have to take responsibility.

>>30488212
Didn't Kiara have issues for a while after her first year?

Uncle Nowa my beloved

>>30488915
>traps are now gay
fuck this gay earth. Not everything has to be put on the rainbow++

>>30489052
They’re safe. Somebody on 2chan, on the topic of Bridget, said “a politically correct American could never make a character this cute”

>>30488915
they made Testament gender neutral because his neutral is fucking obnoxious

>>30489102
last i heard her throat is still in danger of exploding because of her forced voice
blue's asmr gimmick isn't the same thing but it's still not that healthy

FFFFF YOU STUPID SEXY MENHERA

Vesper needs to chain him to the bed and force feed him chicken noodle soup, then duct tape his mouth shut. It's the only way.

They are?

>>30488589
The first few weeks of debut always have bumps here and there, he'll be fine as long as he doesn't push himself more than he's capable of. I'm sure management is also going to try and persuade him into recovering his voice. I have faith in him.

>>30489193
dead :(

>>30489193
cute

He's probably having an anxiety attack thinking his voice might not work properly again... I want to comfort him...

>>30489174
That doesn’t sound like a fun or safe way to eat soup! D:

>>30489219
kek

>>30484358
Magni watches hololive but that’s roommate shit. Regis I kinda believe but I think he exaggerated when he said he never watched hololive. Axel knows the existence of holoearth at least. Nowa 100% watched some holos but so far he’s been talking about stars

MAGNI NO!

>>30489102
Kiara always has issues, be it autism, doxxfags, family, paypigs, visa, youtube. She's going for the full alphabet

Why magni specifically?

>>30488915
Tempest? What the fuck man I meant to type Testament I need to go to bed

>>30485195
Kronii needs to be dicked for real to help her mental issue, It will be the story of "My Oshi is a lesbian turn into a hetero because an IT Ojii-san"

>>30489277
KEK

>>30488978
Oh tiny Rio acrylic stand... Please make sure that my oshi makes it safe...

I missed everything, what should I watch first?

>>30489355
just watch in chronological order mate

>>30489295
Too cocky, had to be nerfed

>>30489219
KEK

>>30489303
I want that whore to stay away from my Broshi. Even fucking Cali would be better.

>>30484667
>Mag and Kronii
>Nowa and Kiara
>Altare and Mumei
These would work better.

>>30489288
This shouldn't have made me laugh but it did. I never watch her, but honestly with all the drama that seems to surround her I'm glad she has her own crowd of fans who have her back. I know I'd go insane.

Do you think the boys watched Hololive Summer?

>>30489485
They probably have access to the VOD.

>>30489448
Keep that fucking seven herbed and spiced cock away from my Ojisan

>>30489229
Speaking as someone with anxiety and had a similar voice breaking incident. Anxiety really doesn't help since that shit just makes everything CONSTRICT to hell and back and if you get an attack it's even worse since you can't breathe properly. the scratchiness he's mentioning kinda makes me worry if he has nodules or something but he'll really just need to rest this one out. The recordings and the lack of sleep kinda does a lot of stuff that you'll only realize once shit goes down. Always get proper rest when you can, anons...

>>30489485
Magni and Axel definitely
Nowa only watch the first part for LAplus

>>30484449
Right, they are my girlfriends though. Especially Axelia-chan!

Do you think Magni's vocal chords can ever get used to him talking for more than 2h a day without his voice dying?

>>30489638
i know that's you omega

>>30489638
Yes you stupid doomer. imbecile doomer

>>30489477
Saviorfags always rush in to bolster support so she'd be fine no matter what.
At least it wasn't constant months of utterly obsessed changs spamming her from everywhere like with Coco and it was mostly retards on Twitter that she could easily ignore.

>>30489638
I think it'd help if he used a softer tone of voice, to protect his vocal chords.

>>30484542
GIVE ME THE FULL UNCENSORED VERSION

Did Magni's VOD get some parts removed? Why does the chat say "scuffed" at the beginning?

Why are we talking about Kiara here?

Ironically, if he’s drinking cold water while he’s streaming (or beforehand) then that’s not helping his throat either.

Would you rather have Axel as your pet or be Axel's pet?

>>30489696
Reminder that changs STILL spam Friend in most of her streams

apology for poor english

when were you when Magni Dezmond dies?

>>30489634
There really needs to be more art of Axelia in this outfit to stimulate the imagination
Seeing this same image over and over is starting to get stale

>>30489850
I'd commission zero_kisaragi if they had Twitter DM open

>>30489808
I'd rather just pet him on the head for being a good boy

>>30489754
that i know of, the intro BGM started at the end of the collab, probably cause he was preparing, if it was something in chat i wasnt paying attention

>>30489923
Gay

https://youtu.be/89GG_3JeRzs?t=4029
The way Altare wrangles the fuck out of the chat... this dom...

I would like a drawing of Axel where he’ll say sorry, but he’s not taking off his sunglasses

>>30490015
I feel this will hurt him more in the future. His main audience are guys looking for brotubers and him no reicprocating that audience will cripple him

Why has nobody brought up the idea of Tempus guild gangbanging Omega? You'd think it's natural considering our hateboner for Omega.

>>30489485
If I were them I would do a watchalong on the discord server

>>30489923
hot

>>30490097
He basically said "I won't say dumb shit you want me to say" how is that something people wanting brotubers want?

>>30490015
>best gamer
>best unity
>best charisma
>gets called leader
>kind to his chat and fans
>channels chad energy when needed to tardwrangle
I used to hate this guy on debut

>>30490097
what part of different audiences did you not understand

>>30490097
>guys looking for brotubers and him no reicprocating that audience will cripple him
I dunno what bros you have, but setting boundaries in a bromance is respectable.

>>30490097
He doesn't want to dance like a dumb monkey for girls throwing pennies at him and honestly I think it's a chad move

>>30490183
>He doesn't sit for hours with his best bros repeating random Indonesian sentences that they don't understand
What the fuck are you even doing?

>>30490097
ah yes, the people spamming "Can you say x for me?" SC's are the 'brotuber' audience of course

>>30490097
don't know what are you talking about I'm looking for brotubers and I respect him a lot more after watching that

Anons, can you say ______ for me? I promise I'll pay 1 monopoly dollar!

>>30489961
Gotcha, thanks. No wonder the chat says "scuffed" then at the start of the superchat reading
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE2dog6plKo

>>30490401
mag

>>30490183
Even Magni slapped that shit down, though a bit softer. Dudes know the performing monkey requests are cringe

so he's going to keep the asmr voice up forever, right
can he just not do it

Man, there's no zomboid general in /vg/. Can this be the zomboid thread instead? I wish more vtubers picked up zomboid. Right now it's just Vesper and that fox hag who doesn't even play it anymore.

>>30490097
? This is exactly the cause of NijiEN males for their shit fanbase

>>30490401
______

https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1557241200582598657
>Axel refuses to go near reddit
BASED

>>30490015
Damn, the rigging on his eyes
It really expresses the "angry frown" reaction he had in the first few seconds after reading that

>>30490097
Excellent bait anon

>>30490401
sure
______
give my money nigger

>>30490450
Apparently it's just the way he speaks. I find it kind of threatening

>>30490471
We don't have a server

>>30490503
>Apparently it's just the way he speaks. I find it kind of threatening
i don't believe that for a fraction of a second

>>30486887
I will mind break omega so that the boys will stream longer.
https://files.catbox.moe/dzz4gp.mp4

>>30490481
last time he went on reddit he got recommended 50/50 kek

>>30490527
I just want to talk about it and I don't want to join multiplayer. Randomized zombies are fun as fuck.

When will they ever do a /vt/ thread review? Reddit it too boring.

>>30490481
>Vespers says reddit is shit
>Axel refuses to go near redditfags
this unironically the most based gen

>>30490481
>NEXT MEME
>Vesper: *CLAP CLAP*

>>30490562
>Excessive piss
ayo what the fuck

>>30490562
holy watersports

>>30490485
His rigging is honestly great; I’ve been surprised. He’s the one of the four that has done the best job of emoting with his avatar. I like how much fun he has with audio filters and how he plays around with zooms for emphasis, too. Solid chuuba.

>>30490203
>best charisma
that's Mag

>>30490429
>>30490287
Knowing girls but not being one, I can predict that this is only going to make him more attractive to girls

>>30490597
yeah, can't wait to see how they'd review /uoh/

I wonder if either Magni or Altare caved and opened those pokemon cards they were going to open.

>>30490481
god damn our memes are just better

>>30490015
The way Altare manages to set down his boundaries has earned all my respect, especially how it keeps the invasive supas from ruining the comfiness of the stream. I wish Magni and Axel would take some advice from Altare because I worry about them the most

>>30490597
anon are you this faggot in picrel

>>30490481
now's are chance twitteranons

>>30490481
the best Tempus memes come from /here/ ironically
But I'm not stealing shit to post there on Twitter I'd rather die
If you guys have created something and it's not too politically incorrect then you should support our boys

>>30490705
Faggot redditard gets dunked on by vesper twice, and again by an akasupa

>>30490481
they need to see the oc memes from /here/
they're just too good

>>30489288
I really don't get why she has so much dedicated antis anyway. I just hope that doesn't happen to any member of tempus

>>30490705
>Salutations

>>30490741
Is Chris-Chan getting executed yet?

>>30490481
Someone should at least send them 6 horas

>>30490818
NO FUCKING CHUPADO. someone send them this one though

>>30490842
That's Calli Chan

>>30490481
Someone please send them the axel choccy milk and the axel "too long, didn't read all that"

>>30490851
that's probably the most volatile one to send do not do that (though i know some retard from here would probably do it any way)

>>30490842
they had a trial a few days ago right
with what they're charged with i dunno about execution but likely life in jail and/or the insane asylum

>>30490770
Having a loose lid over shitposting is pretty good for OC because you're not worrying about what your power tripping overlords think is acceptable.

Do you think they will ever confess which hololive senpai did they fapped to the most? I need to know their tastes.

>>30490562
More of this fucking more give me more holy fuck.

>>30490481
the memes in the replies are fucking DIRE

>>30490851
If you do I will kill all of Tempus and then myself

>>30490851
Chupado is funny as hell but anons like you who actually want to bring it to their attention suck ass. Stop being weird and invasive and learn some fucking boundaries

>>30490851
kill yourself

>>30490851
You just don't do that. Seis horas should not be let out of containment

>>30490963
I have faith that Vesper is a man of culture and will either roast or ignore the worst of these

>>30490851
i am requesting no one do this

>>30490851
Absolutely fucking not.

>>30490963
dear god you were not fucking lying

>>30490481
Someone send them burnout memes. Or omega memes maybe

What if someone posted the spicy milk one on twitter?

>>30490995
Shut the fuck up, people like you are the cause of redditors and their reddit memes, people should be able to post what they want fuck your boundaries pussy.

Why is he such a bimbo?
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1557245085195980800

>>30490570
When did he say this?

Leader cute!

https://twitter.com/Dullsleeper/status/1557243563674456064?s=20&t=tAIbZC9OT73SO5CmsSze3w which one of you in here posted this one

>>30491100
t. social outcast

>>30491100
Anon, you are under 25 years old. Please calm down.

i know you're here

>>30491100
Same goes to:
>>30491018
>>30491084
>>30491022
>>30490962

>>30491101
That's a good one

>>30491118
Probably a lurker. The live Axel reaction one is decent

>>30491030
he did say before that he physically cringed when a teacher used the 'o rly' meme in class after it had went mainstream, but also he's old and belly laughs at dadjokes
either way it'll be a good stream

>>30491149
Fuck off forever faggot, this isn't your place. Unfunny cunt

>>30490851
Absolutely fucking not, you autistic retard. You probably aren't familiar with interacting with humans so I'll let you know: you don't send creepy sex-related shit to someone you don't know, especially shit that has the potential to be shown in front of others. All it does is make things awkward for other humans and bring down the mood when they have to try to work around the situation you specifically caused. It makes them want to not interact with you or anyone related with you and would probably lead them away from places like this and closer to shit like reddit out of desire to completely drop association.

How come we stopped at Magni with those ogey edits?

>>30491202
so mad you had to make sure everyone else saw your reply too huh

>>30491250
I had it pretty much right it looks like

I think this one's pretty good

>>30491271
big text no read

>>30491250
You’re embarrassing yourself.

>>30491102
He's more womanly that I'll ever be and I respect that.

>>30491322
Like I care what you think a social outcast is retard, go back to where you came from

Anyone got a provocative picture of temma? Need it to make a meme

>>30491271
>you don't send creepy sex-related shit to someone you don't know
surprised people don't know this just as a general rule

>>30491376
this won't suit your needs but have it anyway
go ask the aunties in /stars/

>>30491375
where do you think we are

>>30491376
I don't think temma has ever been provocative in 3D you can try /stars/ to see if they have something

>>30491447
They think this is reddit, I'm tempted to post something to show them otherwise

>>30491447
well said

>>30491481
t. uses twitter

>>30490481
who's gonna be the retard that will upload this one? ( ＾ω＾)」

>>30491622
I'm going to upload literally all of the breaking containment memes, get ready to seethe

>>30491622
hopefully no one

>>30491622
I mean if you give people ideas is kind of a self fulfilling prophecy.

>>30491657
include the virgin kimchi milk vs chad ghost pepper one, that made me laugh

Is there any Tempus fanfiction yet?

>>30491657
If a certain someone is /here/ he'll know what to show and what not to. But you should still kill yourself

>>30491271
Mucho texto but this is common sense. We're just in a place that doesn't have it. In short, don't be creepy, that shit kills vibes and makes shit awkward.

>>30491481
And you think breaking containment is something normal? Fuck off faggot.

>>30491740
Sneed and diacope

>>30490481
>>Axel refuses to go near reddit
Holy BASED

We have way too many underage newfags in here. Time to leave.

>>30491213
>>30491101
please, whoever created this one post it

That's a lot of underage discordkiddies..

>>30491833
>>30491826
>t. Discord fags

>>30491826
s-should we start doing.. "that"?

this is one that should get in

https://twitter.com/___mmch___/status/1556912853491204101

Um, AxelKEKS explain this??? I thought he was only for us EN bros??

>>30491877
this one is good

>>30491832
https://twitter.com/underarmlist/status/1557246683615879168
It's already posted earlier.

they probably understand to not review a meme that was originally about suicide but I was pretty proud of my 1000 hours in MSPaint for this one

>>30491862
No - that's literally what the underage did back then. It's not an original 4chan thing

I'm watching the Vesper - Magni interview for the third time
I NEED MORE CONTENT

>>30491859
Go to sleep muttchama... that's enough "ebin /b/aiterino xDDD" for today

>>30491890
cute cat

>>30491890
good for him

New friends should visit goatse.cx for some of the spiciest Tempus memes. Don’t let these fags worried about breaking containment thought police your posts; there’s some awesome stuff over there

Should I post mine? I never tweeted on my twitter before...

who's gonna get the most obsessive yumejos?

>>30491890
I am going to break into Japan and have seggs with Misaki-chan.
Spirit of Abe! Grant me thine power from beyond the grave!

>>30491932
Anyone who calls other people underage are garunteed to have just found this site last year, so what do you expect.

>>30491734

>>30492013
me

>>30492020
>projecting already

>>30491890
Huh... Is this what anons meant when they said she plays with her pussy while watching Axel?

>>30491877
I like it and it got two of very good number

>>30491890
At this point I don't know if this girl is a shitposter or not

>>30491996
Do it, anything is better than the Altare/Ina meme

>>30492031
>that word count
Perfection

>>30492031
oh my fucking god

>>30492013
Axel already won that...

>>30492031
kino

someone make advice animals image macro of Tempus

>>30492031
There's no way this is real

>>30491996
if anything, Tempus NEEDS to be made aware of the IM BURNING UP memes

>>30491890
Wonder how her reaction will be once Axel starts collabing with girls

>>30491994
That site is for discord kids, true /MANS/ friends enjoy 2 guys one hammer secret magni vesper stream featuring axel. Its full of the most epic memes...xD

>>30492121
https://archiveofourown.org/works/40665306

>>30491996
yeah, and you guys should post Omega memes
unironically it's a good way to Fight that cunt

>>30492128
She'll anti whoever comes near him probably.

>>30492144
there's a fucking VIETNAMESE translation??

all right bros load up your best omega rape memes

I've already posted a couple of memes in replies, I aint gonna push it and go for more. I also nominate this one if anyone else has the will to

>>30491996
this is some elementary school level shit tbqh, youd probably fare better just copying someone elses burnout joke from here.

>>30492186
oh you bet

>>30492205
Let's fill the twitter thread with the webms of omega getting fucked, with burnout references

finally catching with vods, there's no fucking way they just said magnoir.

>>30490481
Based Axel. Please don't do this Vesper, is Omega "strongly suggesting" this for engagement?

>>30492144
Short and sweet

>>30492248
the fuck

>>30492144
>ISREAL
what the actual fuck

>>30491996
Needs more time in the oven, anon.
If you’re gonna use impact font you should go for the classic all-caps, bold outlined font. I also think you should spend a little time making the boys look like they’re actually on fire and not just standing in front of a picture of fire.

>>30492066
I don't I keep seeing here replying to every Axel tweet. From the looks of it, she started out vaguely into JP stars with some fanart to wanting to fuck the brains out of Axel when the Tempus trailer dropped.

>>30492418
She was a fan of his PL

>>30492144
Holy lmao I just finished reading this and it was great
I also feel good knowing that I can read 1000 words in under 5 minutes when it comes to magni sonic fanfiction, and that I'm not dyslexic or have a learning disability because I can't read 1000 words in under one hour when it comes to academic/productive stuff

>>30492418
Anonchama... do your reps

>>30492390
>>30492239
My general rule of making memes is at least back when I was a teen if it's taking me more than 5 minutes to make it then it won't be funny. That being said, maybe post your own burnout meme? Scrolling through the replies I don't see any other than mine...

this one is sufficiently shit

>>30492550
You're right, it is sufficiently shit, enough to not post

While these memes are "funny", remember that Omega will be the first to see these memes and pick which one is "stream appropriate".

You better send some Omega memes as well

>>30492550
I like it

>>30492550
definitely shit, i think it stands a chance

I'd post this if I had a unprotected Twitter account

>>30492462
>>30492470
Dang really? I mean I never look too deeply into things anyways. I hope she's not a crazy stalker or something.

>>30492507
I don’t mind ten or fifteen minutes in GIMP for a meme, but I guess other people might not be as hung-ho about image manipulation as I am. I’d throw a red tint on there, just slap some pngs of flames on the boys, maybe crop it, add text and then it’s good.
Forgive my unsolicited memesmithing critique.

>>30492637
Wigger

>>30492507
its just the most barebones WHEN X HAPPENS XD kind of thing. there is no subtlety to it, its barely a joke, just a statement. >>30492212 for example is a lot cleaner in that regard in my opinion. but idk, if you find it funny enough, someone else probably will too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JacsMqdk7lc
I hate that Infinity schizo so fucking much

>>30491890
How do I find a yumejo gf?

just finished watching altare's vod and someone asked him if tempus is going to have mascots. he said he wants blue slimes to be his mascot and i remembered this post >>29558239 from yesterday lol

>>30492680
Comic anon should post it himself https://twitter.com/Comic_Lad
I think he's in /hlgg/ right now since he's a known IRyStocrat

>>30492507
Maybe it's just that you don't know how to be funny enough to put effort into something and also make it funny, with more complexity more can go wrong, outright stating shit or using an overdone concept is never funny though unless it's intentionally overdone or post ironic.

>>30492830
Be the target of a yumejo then groom her
Start your deep voice singing reps now, anon, then stream as a 1view with one single female viewer who comes to your streams every single time you go live

>>30492833
I still like comicanon's design for most of the mascots. Especially the Vesfriend. (I really hope that it gets to him somehow)

>>30492833
he's /here/...

>>30492826
pls no pls no pls no
nothing against kronii but I don't want more schizos raiding this general

>>30492973
If you guys were able to ignore these people, they would disappear in a matter of hours

>>30492830
Auditions are literally open right now anon. You're never too late. And hey you'll get a chance to meet Omega probably and slap his(her) bussy during an interview.

>>30492948
>groom her
you mean allow yourself to be groomed, right?

The omega memes are funny and all but I still don't understand why they gave them a character to the head manager of EN. Like A-Chan does but at least she is more involved into projects and has a big online presence, while Omega remembers to tweet every 7 months.

>>30492830
do you like otome games?

>>30493012
What I don't get is what fucked up degens want them to collaborate so hard to prove a point, just to make everything the same as niggersanji, basically ruin what makes hololive unique for the sake of muh advocacy of being a worthless hedonist coomer degen since they have nothing of value to chase in life.

>>30493075
The lines get blurry when you get down to 1view territory
I mean, having a gf is just two 1views grooming each other who don't stream, am I right?

>>30493240
t. regis

>>30493164
My personal rrat is that it's an actual person. But they are not confident enough to debut. Like a super ESL JP person.

Banana bread

>>30492826
>chill
>hot sauce
>mario party
>one chip challenge
These are all euphemisms for sex right?

>>30493228
You have to understand that actually 80-90% of people on this planet are super simple. With actual no selfawareness.
This paired with bad education + no life expirience will create the most idiotic people

>>30493164
I still think it's that discord tier mod Ina had in her chat, that semi-rude larper. Dunno if Ina still has that mod, haven't watched her for 1.5 years or something, but omega types exactly like that person.

Vesper Noir
I NEED TO TELL UNCLE NOWA THIS (but I can't watch his streams on time)

Part of the reason I got so into Hololive was Pekora's Minecraft Hijinks. You can make whole stories/arcs in it, like Pekodam, Pekora's halloween houses, Joseph, Usada Cannon, Pekora's human rights abuses, Pekoland, and especially PekoMoona interactions. That's not to mention other Holo arcs, like PekoMiko, Akukin insurrection etc.

PekoMoona was endearing because of the fact that neither of them could communicate that well with eachother. I fucking *love* to see some bro moments between Holostars JP and Holostars EN where they do cool/wacky shit together whilst trying to overcome the language barriers.
I know this is difficult because they are awake at different times, and also because of schedules, but a man can dream.
Aside from that, impromptu Minecraft collabs were always kino with the HoloJPs, and even the HoloEN ones we got: the Gura/Ina/Ame/Mori Space Exploration/rocket collab was fucking hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBi1ib7pPR8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbrz3DYCQlY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNZi28djgHU

>>30492948
>Be a 1 view chuuba
>The only viewer who watch your stream is a yumejo
>You got the chance to groom her
>You both are engaged eventually
>Ended up married happily with beautiful kids
I want this timeline....

>>30493313
I agree with this, but to add to that
I think Omega is almost certainly a male going by all available evidence
There were likely plans for Omega to debut as a real A-chan/Shinove type figure and that vtweeting was never initially part of the plan, considering Calli's song OWTH and also the purposeful hype buildup with the trailers
But then Omega probably never answered his own question of "how should I present myself, especially since I have a gross SEA dude voice but a cute anime girl avatar?", got cold feet, then too much time passed for debut to ever happen without it being awkward and now being a vtweeter is just his status quo comfort zone

You Kururu is technically also kind of a hololive vtweeter but at least she's an avatar for a single game product (to be released many years in the future and it's reasonable to have some mascot giving updates), not streaming content

>>30493228
Personally, I wouldn't be bothered. However, I also understand how the scum that is unicorns and coomers would just ruin everything for everyone if they did.

>>30492826
This comment was in the video.
I am not really agaisnt the girls collabing with the boys as long is like a mutual thing and they are friends. But honestly I am not prepared how shitty these threads will become with tourists the moment those collabs happens. I like kronii for example but I don't want the kronii schizos near these threads.

>>30493186
No

We should go back to horny posting soon because we are taking in too much tourist and immigrate here.

>>30492826
I don't really watch the EN girls. Partially because catching up with JP is already hard as it is. Are they as entertaining as the boys? I see Magni being compared to Gura a lot. Regis and Mumei too

magni erotic...

>>30493565
Fujos and fags will save us hopefully

>>30493565
Yeah I don't mind collabs but if it's gonna bring the unicorns and schizos in our comfy thread then it's better to not just collab.

>>30493583
I'll start

>>30492826
I'm not against collabs. In fact, I want Holos to collab more with Stars, however, I want genuine interaction, like RoBae or Aururan Matsuri or FoxDemon. Shit like MoRikka should never happen

koikatsu anon please i need the magcard so badly

>>30493548
I mean I agree, I just hate how they advocate so strongly for it despite not even watching vtubers, like we all know why they do it. It's just using vtubers as another vehicle to spread their ideology, since they are fucked in the head.

>>30493545
I just want them to do something with the Omega model. It's by all accounts really good. But hiring someone for it might not be in their budget or something. Imagine a cute voice given to Omega.

>>30493684
>Rikka forced to interact with mori because she requested it and she's the biggest EN
I mean - i don't think he hated it that much but ye

>>30493661
This thread is already shit, dunno how the globaltards/catalog /vt/rannies posting about pekora and holos while posting reaction images from global hasn't tipped you off.

>>30493780
Not saying the thread is great but you need to be less fragile than that, sis

>>30493494
Before anyone shits on your post, I gotta say that I agree and see a lot of potential here

>>30493780
That's why we should start horny posting early.

>>30493508
What's stopping you?

>>30493610
Kronii has the suicidal commentary boring voice like Magni but not as witty as him. The only EN girls I consider funny is IRyS personally

>>30493743
Yeah... Unfortunately, that's going to be every hobby known to mankind. People who just can't enjoy something for what it is.

I wanna be in homostars EN 2. I should be asleep

>>30493735
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/100373174

>>30493883
Female Magni?!

>>30493883
I will now play Koikatsu

>>30493883
she's cute...

>Altare saw my shitpost image

>>30493867
You'll get there one day anon. I believe. We'll make you proud by hornyposting genderbent versions of your model in this very thread when you do.

>>30490851
What an absolute social retard. We already had enough containment breakers in debut who spammed shit and made Magni feel awkward. Honestly autistic faggots like you should neck yourselves

>>30493883
UOOOOOOHHHHHH THIGH SEX

>>30493883
This makes me wonder how the guys down in /vg/'s AA2 thread are doing.

>>30493856
Shitty Internet Provider with no other option and living in a 3rd world country shithole. God, I hate my country so much.

>DRG permissions are hard to get
What? I thought indies are easy to talk to?

>>30493883
I barely know anything about this game besides being like character creator thing.
How is it possible to make him this accurate looking? Like is crazy to me how good the outfit is.

>>30493583
/MANS/ Milkers
Magni - D-Cups, nipple coloring whitish pink, also inverted. Doesn't take much to stimulate them to get them to poke out.
Aunty Nowa -H-Cup titcow, a purple grayish nipple coloring, age bumps around those delicate inverted saggers.
Altare- A-Cup, an advocate of the flat is justice meme. Perfect pink coloring, takes care of her skin you would think she was just born with them today.
Axel- C-cups with a god tier shape that you would refer to as perky. Pale pink nipple coloring, invert sometimes depending on this tigeress' mood.

>>30493840
Hey I'm just stating the obvious, fragility doesn't have anything to do with me wanting to keep the lines clear between the threads, y'know, how this website is supposed to work in an ideal situation. It's not exactly on topic. It's like going to a thread about Arcanum and spamming VtMB there. Both are amazing games from the same company, but what tf does VtMB have to do with Arcanum? Same shit here, it's just proper forum etiquette.

>>30494090
You can even make porn out of it.

>>30494135
anon... do you have an inverted nipple fetish...?

>>30494090
Koikatsu autists are superhuman

>>30492948
What if my voice is not deep? Do yumes like squeaky voice fuckers?

>>30494181
A-anon that's a dangerous territory right there.

>>30493494
Repost this in a few threads when they're still and hope someone is here or send something similar to him with the VesperOnline tag on twitter

>>30493494
Nah, off-topic holo stuff + pekora dropped moona after the novelty wore off + blockshit is overplayed and boring + mucho texto means you're a faggot

>>30494135
h-hot...

What the fuck? What happened during Magni's SC Reading? JGHFW

>>30494007
I would expect nothing less. I’m genuinely curious about what kind of titties I’m going to get and what mental illnesses I’m going to be diagnosed with once you guys get to watch me

>>30493494
Unfortunately men aren’t capable of doing creating this kind of delicate and fun stories naturally. They are driven more by competition and instinct rather than emotion

>>30494181
Not them but yeah I do

>>30484222
i fell asleep and missed my broshis

>>30494375
he tweaked a vocal cord or something and broke his voice temporarily

>>30494380
>t. roastie femanon
Literally vesper is better at telling heartfelt stories than any of the girls

>>30494380
if that was true D&D and all tabletop games would have never been a thing

>>30494375
Omega was proven right

>>30494377
Only time will tell. Godspeed.

>>30494380
men are better writers, actors and storytellers

>>30494375
His voice *pop*

>>30494380
Wow I didn’t know I don’t have feelings. Thanks anon.

>>30494444
Hey, don't worry. The VODs are still there, so take your time. Pushing yourself too much will make Vespapa sad.

>>30494380
I'm surprised, you managed to get that 100% backwards

>>30494482
H-hot

>>30494470
According to /tg/ some of the best campaigns they did was when they have a girl or two as players

>>30494572
First of all that's bullshit, I've heard countless stories of shitty girl dms and players, it's just the good ones stand out because they are so unique, and probably people who say that are trying to push certain narratives anyway

>>30494380
Woman? It's like you don't know about brotherhood of men.

Which tempus girl is best for rape