/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>30428485
>Mans is okay with a vtuber who gets fiingered live to collab with their brotubers

Ngmi

I WANT TO BREED MAGNI!!!

>>30428609
100% OK if she fingers herself during the collab too.

>>30428609
it's okay because Altaire is only in for the sauce

>>30428609
I want to see Rio fingering magni on stream

the other thread isn't dead yet

>>30429296
>autosaging and on page 10 already
who cares

My cute and gentle hero can't be this sociopathic!

I

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I WANNA FUCK AXEL SO BAD.I WANNA SUCK ON HIS DOG BONE LIKE A POPSICLE
I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF HIS ABS. I WANT HIM TO PUMP HIS LOVE JUICE IN MY RUMP EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT
I WANNA FUCK FUCK FUCK AXEL SOOOOOOOOO BAD. PLEASE GOD. FUCK. I WANT HIM TO BLAST ENDLESS BURSTS FROM HIS MASSIVE HOUND DICK, AND GLAZE ME LIKE A DONUT WITH HIS CUM
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
I WANNA TASTE EVERY INCH OF HIS BODY. OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
PLEASE.
I WANNA FUCK AXEL. I WANNA FUCK AXEL. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. AND I WILL NEVER CUM TO ANYTHING ELSE BUT HIS MUTT COCK.
PLEASE PLEASE. OH MY GOD. I'M SO HORNY. BUT WHEN I SEE AXEL I CAN'T STAND IT. I WANNA FUCK AXEL. I WON'T CUM TO ANYTHING BUT AXEL
HELP ME. FUCK. AXEL.
I'M SO HORNY FOR GLADIATOR COOOOOOCK. OH MY GOD. PLEASE. FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK. OH MY FUCKING GOD
IMAGINE BEING HIS CHAIR AND FEELING HIS BUTT AND THIGHS PRESSING AGAINST YOU. I WOULD BE BURSTING WATERFALLS EVERY TIME I FELT HIM AGAINST ME
FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK.
I WANNA FUCK THE DOG.
I WANNA FUCK THE DOG.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>30428609
We hate Ollie here

>>30429568
Most sane white woman

>>30429620
But why?

>>30428609
We love Ollie here

dog is cute and clingy...

>>30429849
based ngl

>>30429735
She's a girl

>>30429735
She smells bad.

>>30429849
>wanting to hang with the boys
based
>liking the fag knights
cringe

>>30429849
>playing GBF
sussy

>>30429568
Why are women like this

>>30429901
>>30429917
>never had girlbros growing up
They're dope and make good drinking buddies in adulthood.

>can't call altare my wife because i know he would beat me for it
this is the last thing i expected

>>30429735
Most of us are just memeing. Don't really think we're gonna have any problems if the boys collab with holo ID

Fuck you guys, Ollie is a cool bean ,ill never actually watch her though.

>>30429941
He already said he wants to do a potion making stream like the pancake one. It'll have viewer participation too, that man's got ideas.

>>30430076
girlbros are literally just female "nice guys"
you treat them like a bro and the next thing you know they're trying to suck your dick

I didn't notice the thread was going to die, oops.

What would be kino handcam stream ideas with magni? I ask because it will be really hard to top the pancake making stream.

>>30430076
>girlbros
Now you're just making things up. I never knew any cool weird girls like Fauna who had boyish interests while also being attractive and feminine.

>>30430141
MAGic Tricks

>>30430141
Handcam where he fists Rio uoooohhhhhhh ToT

>>30430134
>you treat them like a bro and the next thing you know they're trying to suck your dick
Jesus, what a terrifying thought.

>>30430141
Wood Carving

>>30430131
I wonder what that means.
I fear that he might just mix a bunch of sodas into a flask and try it.

>>30430141
Origami? I haven't seen anyone done it before. It might be boring tho

>>30430134
It's that pick me girl

>>30430134
Ayo.......

>>30430076
Girlbros are the best. Ollie and Bae are the only two I'm interested in seeing collab with the boys specifically because it won't be laden with as much idol purityfagging

>>30430303
papercraft would be kino and fill the /po/ niche

>>30430131
I wonder how'd that work? Would he buy a chemistry set or something?

>>30430045
They can't be perfect, anon. Surely you have some shit taste too.

>>30430172
Had some "girly" girl friends and girls from uni who plays dota2 with us sometimes. they're even good enough to carry my sorry ass

>>30430348

>>30429682
Ok hear me out
Regis - Slytherin
Magni - Ravenclaw
Axel - Hufflepuff
Vesper - Gryffindor

>>30430348
It could be cocktail making stream, would be fun.

>>30429901
But you are ok with Rio...

>>30429035
Make your own /GAY/ thread, i'm here for brotuber

would you?

>>30430466
she has a penis, so that's okay in my book

>>30430276
Mentos into Coke and you WILL rike it

>>30430453
Swap Vesper and Magni

>>30430482
I will name myself the Anus Annihilator

>>30430453
Glad I'm not the only who though Axel has mad hufflepuff energy

>>30430141
i just realized you are magni and getting us to do your job for you

>>30430453
Vesp would be Ravenclaw, Magni would be Gryffindor

>>30430172
You weren't chosen for the childhood tomboy tomodachi experience. My condolences, anon.

>>30430453
people keep saying regis would be a slytherin and magni would be a hufflepuff but YOU DONT GET IT!!!! regis would be a hufflepuff because of his outwardly gentle and soft demenour and magni would be a slytherin because he is The Great Magni Dezmond and would want to be one

>>30430348
>chemistry stream
>makes aqua regis for Uncle Noir's gold extraction
It's all planned

>>30430622
I used to be really popular with girls as a sporty young shota, then I discovered anime.

>>30430570
Now that's just silly

So how do we bring back Regis’ virginity? He’s gonna need those unicorn money if he wishes to succeed

>hairy potter autism
True femanon hours.

>>30430338
>they're comfortable enough to just roast and dunk on each other like good friends, regardless of idol status and gender
Absolute kino. Fuck purityfags

>>30430735

>>30430763
If he fucks a virgin his cock will steal the virginity away and make himself a virgin. If he fucks multiple virgins at once it will make him extra virgin

>>30430653
You don't get to choose, that's the thing
The sorting hat knows who you are deep inside

>>30430839
I'm a guy

>>30430920
I'm an actual fag but talking about harry potter makes you gayer than me

>>30430920
barely

>>30430977
I'm too straight to care

>>30430763
we don't. him using and throwing away women is hot and he doesn't give a fuck about BFE even if he has a soft voice

I'm guessing Axel's shelving XC3 until the 1 hour limit is lifted?

Catching up on the Raft collab, just cracking up at everything Axel says. He's so endearingly retarded

Instant loss mating press 2koma, my beloved...
https://files.catbox.moe/ycag1h.png

>>30430763
He doesn't need to be a virgin. When I'm done genuflecting him he will be thrown backwards through space time, restoring his hymen

>>30431063
ToT hoky

>>30431063
kek, nice work

>>30431063
HOLY FUCK ANON IM GONNA CUM

>>30431063

>>30431063
Why are you people like this

>>30431226
straight?

>>30431063
MADE FOR INSTANT LOSS

>>30431252
straight up raging faggots, that is

>>30431361
okay homo

>>30431063
Thank you, anon. Now have more Maglewds for my collection

>>30431063
matingpress poster here THANK YOU SO MUCH ANON BLESS YOU

>>30431361
Imagine being so unsure of your sexuality that you're afraid to look at gay art.

QRD on J.K. Rowling? Why people hate her?

>>30431063
>I got hard
Not like this...

>>30431462
she's an actual self made female millionaire that has opinions that doesn't follow the global zeitgeist

>>30431063
I fapped thanks anon

>>30431462
Kek you’re such a fake ass. Do you do this in all threads?

>>30431361
yea and?

>>30431462
She hates the gays

>>30431462
Off topic.

>>30431063
>HE IS SO HUGE

>missed the Raft livestream so watches VOD instead
>Regis dies at the start of the game
This is pretty fun stream, I wish I could have caught it live

god i hope magni sees that art of him getting instant loss'd and faps to it

>>30431838
I bet he's into prostate massagers

>>30431735
>missed livestream coz I had to attend a meeting
>came back expecting to find the VOD ready
>it got privated and I had to wait till Magni's stream

>>30431857
>riding a dildo while he reads the thread
hot

>>30431960
NO ANON WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
YOU JUST MADE THEM HORNIER

>>30431960
uuuooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

>>30431902
The boys really need to be more careful with their stuff but at least the VOD got posted back up.

>>30431063
H-HOT... BLESS YOU

>>30432169
just early growing pains
they'll setting in better after a few more months

>>30431857
them zoomers be into some freaky shits

>>30431960
OOOOOOOOOOOOUGHHHHHHHHHHH SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

Bros when are the guys getting their new outfits... I'm tired of waiting...

>>30431960
Drawanons PLEASE do not pick this up

>>30432300
idk ask irystocrats

>>30432300
Dude it's only 2 weeks

Bros when are we getting StarsEN2... I'm tired of waiting...

>>30432441
do it anon give uncle nowa his kouhai need

>>30432300
That's one more month you'll have to wait for new outfits.

>>30431063
I’M GONNA MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

>>30432300
new year outfit is a guarantee.
screen cap this.

>>30432300
Bro, it's only been 2 weeks. Give it a few months at least.

>>30432441
Bro we just got Tempus 2 weeks ago….

>>30431063
anon...where is my anus?

>>30432311
Yeah drawanons, PLEASE don't draw Magni reading our unhinged horny rapeposting and fucking himself to it, we really don't want to see that, and I'm definitely not hard thinking about it

>>30432767
You're an idol anon you don't poop

Is anyone keeping track of all the things the boys have said and done for the inevitable quick rundown greentext?

>>30432479
Sisters, imagine getting into holoen gen3 and becoming Nowa's niece kouhai to groom and dote upon.

will there be any Map Games?

>>30432816
Hands off my cool uncle you vile whore. I will get into stars 2 and anti you by collecting dirt from the co-ed discord channel.

what's this about ollie collab
did i miss something?

Judging by Botan's stream, Cover's got Hotline Miami's perms, yeah? I think Axel would get a kick out of it, or even Altare. If they haven't played through enough of it and 2 already.

>>30432882
nothing, she's getting a new costume

>>30430348
>Hey, Magnation. Did you know you can make cool crystals using pennies? I saw a tutorial picture in the internet the other day

>>30432902
Hotline Miami is such a vibe, hope they play it.

>>30432816
If anyone is able to get into hololive for the sole purpose of getting closer to their oshi I would kneel to their commitment.

>>30432958
>Whips out a penis instead of pennies
>Proceeds to grow crystals out of cum

>>30432902
I feel like Reggie is more likely to play it

>>30432816
>EN2 and EN3 civil war to decide who gets full rights to uncle Nowa

>>30432816
im sorry sister the boys are for boys only
also will make sure leader gets in the way and cockblock any whores touching the tempus

>>30432816
i want to groom uncle nowa into sending me lewd photos...

>>30432902
They got perms but no music so I don’t think it’s worth the stream desu. Part of the enjoyment of game is the soundtrack

Axel is taking a break today I am assuming? I see no stream scheduled.

mans, shill me some hot sauce recommendations

>>30433190
LAO GAN MA

>>30432972
>who's Bae
Anonchama...

>>30433093
Though, how could Botan 7 months ago be able to listen to the music but the boys can't now?

>>30430348
Or something
It's for ages 10+

>altare spending time with anyone other than the boys and thinking either "i don't care" or "i want to kill you" over and over

>>30432972
>Bae
My son got corrupted by that aussie....

>>30433242
whose said I don't kneel to bae?

>>30433405
he's literally me

>>30433405
yandere maou leader-sama my favorite food

>>30433405
He's a seiso idol, anon

I see /stars/ are viewbegging here during dead hours again
Shameless.

>>30432972
Bae... Fauna...

>>30433562
go back

>>30432816
Godspeed femanon just say banana bread during your debut and we will know

>>30433405
>Altare spending time with anyone other than the boys and thinking, "Where's the chili?"

>>30433586
>responding

>>30433405
Goddamn he just like me....

Axel dropped Xenoblade...

>>30430172
They exist. I would know. They get snatched up quick by one of the bros, though.

>>30433659
Good chili > good pussy
Good pussy can warm your dick but good chili can warm your soul
Simple as

>>30433710
yeah, I wouldn't want to play that game in 1 hours intervals either

>>30433710
If that's true, I don't blame him. I like Xenoblade, but it was really him just trying to salvage schedule/permission scuff at the last minute.

>>30430453
>>30429682
>>30430549
>>30430582
>>30430653
This is how you know there's f*manons itt is when they start talking about harry freaking potter. Outside of a few memes,
I genuinely only remember only w*men unironically talking about them.

>>30433576
Who were their oshis?

>>30433742
>They exist. I would know.
What do you know...?

>>30433814
I'm a guy

>>30433825
Rob and Gura respectively.
Laplus is also a fucking Kenzoku.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only one here who only subs to 2 of the boys and can't stand the other ones.

>>30432810
let's see
Regis
>throwing rocks at children in Zelda for money
>making jokes about selling a little girl's kidney for 5k
>made prison rape jokes
>made a joke about NTRing a married couple
>admits to have dated a girl he didn't care about for a month because he wanted her dad's chili
Axel
>likes dismembering body in Chivalry 2
>moans while singing
>favorite scenes in anime involve murder/rape/violence scenes
>favorite part of a game he likes was how you can do anything you want to the dead body
>doxx himself
>unintentionally made a penis in spore
>"What about the worms?" after Magni told him about his background
Magni
>always makes innuendo whether intentionally/unintentionally
>doxx himself
>torture fetish
>flirts back and forth with Rio
Vesper
>dumpster diving for scraps
>steal panties for copium
>is a prepper

ugh sorry my memory fails me. please add more to this.

>>30433814
Retard

>>30432972
Good god, you REALLY are new, huh? You don't watch Hololive, do you?

>currently watching the Raft VOD
>Axel hard carrying everyone
>Magni, Regis and Nowa continuously getting mogged by a bird
good to see Axel being the most dependable lad

>>30433860
You will never be a man...

>>30433235
thanks anon i will check it out

>>30433917
yes, you are the only one

>>30433065
I'm going to infiltrate holoen, invade their Tempus house and trick Nowa into fucking me while I'm still secretly streaming. I cannot be stopped, my hips are moving on their own.

Holy shit this new Elden Ring patch finally took away casual's instant win weapons and fixed matchmaking. AHHHHHHHH

Anyway when is the next Tempus stream after Nowa. Altare at 7pm?

>>30432972
You remind me of that one fag at CRX who got to meet 'n' greet Ame except he didn't know anything about Ame other than "She plays FPS".

>>30431960
thanks for the idea

>>30434008
nowa oji in a few hours right

>>30433925
>>made prison rape jokes
>>favorite scenes in anime involve murder/rape/violence scene
>>torture fetish
>>is a prepper
It feels so good being a man and knowing most of the rest of them are as unhinged as you are

>>30433235
That shit is good but I will never trust food made in China

>>30434005
Stay away from my nowa you harlot

>>30433925
>unintentionally made a penis in spore
I think that happened once in that stream but later on he did intentionally made a penis on the creature, even adding a tip to it.

>>30433918
Do you think they regret it? Never meet your heroes etc

>>30432972
Bae...
Fauna...
Lamy...
Laplus...
Iroha...
Chloe...
you're such a newfag it hurts

>>30433833
Do not worry, anon. I just know. And that means you, too, can befriend and possibly date one.

>>30433235
based

>>30433522
such a pure and delicate flower would surely never have thoughts of intense rage and contempt towards anyone he doesn't consider "his"

>>30434125
Fauna is literally grooming Gura as her surrogate mother so I should think not

>>30433994
NTA, but I was here when Myth first made their debuts.
This will not last for long. /mans/ is still in the honeymoon phase

>>30434159
Unfortunately I'm a hag(male) and girlbros disappear like dust in the wind when they pass Christmas Cake age.

>>30433917
Don't worry anon, once the month anniversaries happen I'll probably drop the two I'm on the fence with

>>30433917
I like all of them but focus on Noir's vods since he's my boomer spirit animal. I don't think any of them aren't worth watching. If I could replace all my office hours with Boys streams, I would.

>>30434266
It's because they've been snatched up. A proper girlbro would have found her husband in the friend group and settled down. The unfortunate thing is they shouldn't stop hanging with the bros just because they got into a relationship. But they are women, after all.

not sure what lemon refers to and i dont think i want to know

>>30434502
lemon party

>>30433825
>Fauna
Northernlion
>Bae
Roberu

>>30434502
you mean lemon fanfic? lemon is the slang for full blown R-18 scenes. NSFW.

>>30434502
It’s just an old term to refer to erotic fanfiction. You almost never see people use it anymore

>>30433925
Definitely should include Magni's traumadumping about his family issues and being left out of "other guilds"

I started liking Vesper as a chill ojisan I could hang with. But then I started finding his voice attractive. Someone help me.

>>30434502
old ass way of referring to lewd fanfics in ye olde days of the internet

>>30434521
post it

>Four fucked up lonely semi-broken people find each other and bond, encouraging each other's bad behavior and making them worse
It's kind of beautiful in a way...

>>30433925
Hasn't even been a month yet. These guys are insane, and I love every second of it.

>>30434780
imagine the after stream parties

>>30434700
a man who likes his hobbies and has a ton of common interest can be very attractive

>>30434416
I'll just have to rob some cradles by finding zoomer girls.

>>30434700
welcome to the club. can't wait for his ASMR.

>>30434811
We need the person who did the cursed council chibi models to make them 3D models based after these

>>30434822
This is true. I just didn't want to feel this for him, I just wanted him to be a bro. I don't want to gosling...

How's it going /MANS/? The catalogue is shit.

Just now I am able to watch the magni vod. I think is funny that he talks a tiny bit of spanish, especially with the 6 HORAS DE SEXO meme.
Overall I think memes in spanish are funny, same with the se mueve thing for Nowa's streams.

>>30434950
Not much bro, just sitting in the office, too early for lunch and slacking off on my work, thinking of making some java curry tonight.

>>30434909
oh god, can you imagine their VR collabs if they got Ame to make their designs? pure kino.

>>30434950
you can take refuge here as long as you like the boys and want to talk about them, anon

>>30434950
waiting for hour limit to be lifted so we can get marathon streams

>>30434780

>>30434852
That's the spirit

>>30434950
At work, patiently waiting for Uncle Nowa's stream after watching the Monster Hunter Digital Event.

>>30434700
Is it really attraction? Is it romantic? You can like someone's voice and feel comforted by it without wanting to suck their dick and be enraptured by Eros, anon-kun. You might not be gay.

>>30435103
But I'm a femanon. Is this how men feel with their female oshis? It's more of just a warm happy feeling, where when he talks I just smile and feel comforted. And when he laughs I feel like laughing too.

>>30434612
Oh wow, that brings me back. God, I'm so old.

>>30435213
gay, shoo shoo

>>30435213
damn i'm a femanon too, and I never felt this way watching a female holo like I do when I watch Nowa. I feel warm whenever I listen to his voice, and it feels like everythings gonna be ok. If that's how people felt about their female oshi, I can see why this hobby became so popular.

anons i need your help... besides leader being the insomniac which ones of the tempus members should i draw based on this template

was there any credibility behind the "5 hours of tempus per day max" theory?

>>30434950
just chilling while waiting for Nowa's stream, rewatching some VODs

>>30435353
left to right: nowa, axel, magni, leader

>>30435309
It's a nice feeling. I never judged male fans, but now I understand it more. I just want to hear Nowa talk... and I want him to be happy. Thank you Nowa for being in our lives.

>>30435353
It doesn't fit entirely well but I would say maybe:
Altare, Axel, Nowa and Magni

WOMEN ---> OUT
WOMEN ---> OUT
WOMEN ---> OUT
WOMEN ---> OUT
WOMEN ---> OUT

If I get into stars EN, I will only prepare my own schedule for the first week. Then I'll leech off ideas from /MANS/ and just top it up with zatsudans and / or SC reading. Minimal effort plus /MANS/ will love me. Easiest job ever.

>>30435477
it's over, we lost our safe space

>>30435477
anon take your meds there's no such thing as women here

>>30435428
yeah I never judged them either. I financially supported female holos by buying merch and stuff, but Vesper's definitely the first holo i've ever watched where I instinctively wanted to support him for adding such a positive influence to my days.
Love this ojiisan and want nothing but the best for him.

>>30435477
But femanons love the Tempus boys. Why would you be cruel?

>>30435477
we've been here all along you dumb faggot

>>30433917
Who’s who? I’m assuming Nowa and Magni are the ones you’re subbed to?

>30435477

>>30435477

>>30435213
>>30435309
I can confirm this is what having an oshi feels like.
t.Gachi femanon

Christ, I thought it was just guys and gays in this thread. Though, I guess it's kinda interesting seeing how femanons react towards the bois.

MEN ---> OUT
MEN ---> OUT
MEN ---> OUT
MEN ---> OUT
MEN ---> OUT

>>30435618
we could've had this...

>Altare talks several times about how much he loves Marley & Me
Seriously, what the fuck?

>>30435428
>>30435539
Congratulations on finding an oshi

i want to take a nap with uncle nowa! i want to curl up next to him and lay my head on his chest!! to hear his soft breathing and heartbeat!!

>>30435653
it was

>>30433925
>>made a joke about NTRing a married couple
timestamp?

>>30435698
It never was.

>>30435733
It was

>>30435729
nta but i can assume it's twilight princess considering there's a married woman who's kinda cute in the starting village

>>30435698
>no girls in a fucking STARS thread
keep dreaming

>>30435745
It was never* ftfy. Femanons have always been here. We just pretend to be men or don't mention our genders unless we feel like it.

>>30435353
iirc magni said he hasn't slept well for more than 5 years or something. so he's should probably the one with insomnia. other then that probably from left to right:
axel -because it sound funny
vesper -because old man usually does the shoo shoo snore
leader -because he's the leader

>>30435685
he'd feel so warm and comforting ah ah ah. I want to drink tea with him while he reads me a book.

>>30435826
it was, you're just coping and rewriting history

>>30435213
>>30435309
>>30435645
Just curious, how is your relationship with your father?

who gives a shit about femanons or if the entire thread is full of faggots, just post your oshi and your favorite thing about them
ill go first
>Vesper
>His morning zatsudan sperging streams

>>30435913
I like them all, they're my bros

>>30435901
Please, anon, the daddy issues cut deep. Long story short, very distant and judgemental and never cared about my interests past the age of 12. Yes, Nowa fulfills that in a way, I will admit it.

>>30435913
>Magni
>His jokes and cute screams

>>30435901
non existent. I won't lie, I think Nowa being a father figure is one of the reasons I gravitate towards him.

i wish Mag do his potion making skit in non-membership too.
its good way to promote the exclusive content, like not asking do it often but just once in blue moon would be nice.

>>30435913
>Axel
>His knot

>>30434950
The catalogue made me aware that Altare is actually quite /fit/

>>30435913
>Vesper
>Taste in games and hobbies
The fact that he's an autistic roleplayer when it comes to Zomboid and plays TTRPGs means there's a non-zero chance that he has ERP'd in the past and, by god, I want to hear that story.

>>30435913
>Regis
>fucked in the head

When's the next stream?

>>30435901
NTAs, but as a Vestie, I never had parents and he fills that weird warm spot in my chest of "I love you as a father figure but I also want to fuck you"

>>30436003
He has the arms of a man who could unironically snap your neck. He is not lying about being able to hold his own.

>>30435968
>>30435991
I'm not being spiteful and I feel bad for you though it's somewhat expected; I understand as a father myself.

>>30435913
>MAGlord
>Being an unfiltered memelord while also easily terrified by the smallest thing.

>>30435901
Not the anon but he honestly reminds me more of my big brother (but vesper much older) than a father figure, we still live under the same roof but he's a busy adult now so it's hard to hang out, so watching vesper sort of makes me feel I'm hanging out with an older brother

>>30435913
>Nowa Oji
>Everything, especially him building a PC on the floor while being butt naked
I love all of Tempus too so it's hard to rank them anyways, but Vesper's the first.

>>30435901
Not those anons but what would it mean if I gravitate to Vesper and I'm also really close with my dad? Is it plainly enjoying the dad experience as a dad enjoyer?

>>30436123
It is genuinely sad. Girls dream of being their dad's pride and joy, and when that doesn't happen, it fucks everything up. At least I can feel that connection, in a way, with Vesper. I want to be a person he would be proud of.

>>30436003
>>30436109
How the fuck is he like that but speaks like a flirty twink 90% of the time? Makes me want to go crazy on my pull-ups so I get those vascular squeezing forearms.

>>30434193
>tfw you will never get possessively befriended and cherished by your sociopath team leader

Please stop lewding Magni.......................
i dont want to be horny

>>30435477
what you don't want to be surrounded by women?
what are you gay?

>>30435913
My oshi isn't a homo

>>30436281
Only if they don't shave their armpits.

>>30436179
Than u really dont wanna know how it feels like to be the eldest son in an asian family

>>30435672
He really likes dogs if you hadn't noticed yet. If his dog ever dies, he'll take a bigger break than Sana.

Not all Vespies have bad relationships with their fathers...

I want to get hugged by Nowa Oji... :(

>>30436380
He's my Oshi because he's literally me, and I'm already a father.

>>30436344
It's okay. Vesper papa will love and accept you as you are, as long as you are kind at heart. (I wouldn't wanna be in an Asian family in general, seems toxic and cold.)

>>30436361
Does he actually have a dog? It's obvious he really likes dogs but I don't remember him saying he has a pet.

>>30436281
As someone who was in a 99% female group in university, I'd never wish that on anyone
It's pure hell

>>30436414
Oh wow. Another Vestie dad, surprising but nice to know I'm not alone.

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1557019916997636096
SPICY MILK

>>30436484
Hell yeah bro, I'll drink to that.

>>30436134
Not any of the previous anons but I'm with you. He's close to the age of my older brother and we don't hang out as much either anymore. Listening to Vesper is more like listening to my brother than my dad for me, which I enjoy.

>>30436361
I doubt it its generally not acceptable for males themselves to let emotions get in the way of work.Especially a person like leader-kun.

Can someone shop this with Desmond's face? It feels like Desmond.

>>30436529
Ah~ Ah~ Ah~

>>30434613
Regis
>traumadumping about his past toxic self and lisp issues
>talked about how "solo adventuring is kinda lonely"
>has blackbelts for taekwondo and kumdo
>dance at 3 am
>throwing rocks at children in Zelda for money
>making jokes about selling a little girl's kidney for 5k
>made prison rape jokes
>made a joke about NTRing a married couple
>admits to have dated a girl he didn't care about for a month because he wanted her dad's chili
Axel
>likes dismembering body in Chivalry 2
>sang a song about being creampied
>favorite scenes in anime involve murder/rape/violence scenes
>favorite part of a game he likes was how you can do anything you want to the dead body
>doxx himself
>unintentionally made a penis in spore
>"What about the worms?" after Magni told him about his background
Magni
>always makes innuendo whether intentionally/unintentionally
>doxx himself
>torture fetish
>flirts back and forth with Rio
>traumadumping his family issues
>talked about being left out of "other guilds"
>talked about how he played the "boring games" for the first week which made him lost the perms for Thief Simulator
Vesper
>dumpster diving for scraps
>steal panties for copium
>is a prepper


updated. but please give me more things about Vesper. I can't think of anything else.

>>30436529
I HOPE IT'S BLACK CHERRY or something similar to that

>>30430453
Regis - Gryffindor because he's the brave leader type, even if he's got some evil in him too

Magni - Slytherin because he's got a kind of greedy, sleazy character and he's supposed to be good at making potions

Axel - Hufflepuff because...Axel

Vesper - Ravenclaw because scholar

>>30436640
nowa modded darkest dungeon with shindol skins

Fujosister so we all in agreement that Maglord is 100% bottom regardless of the ships, right?

>>30435913
>magni
>openly effeminate, has a nice voice, funny, menhera and woke up my retired fujo habits

i do love uncle vesper too though while he's not my oshi having a vtuber talk about old stuff was fun, he's an absolute zatsudan king and i get to discuss with fellow anons about old MMOs we used to play as kids or RTS games as well! i think it's comforting to have someone talk about the good shit you enjoyed years ago (i swear the amount of people i could talk to about it is dwindling)

>>30436784
Yes.

>>30436784
100%

I've never been a fujoshi. I admire the guys as they are and ship them with no one.

>>30436361
he does really like dogs (though he hasn't mentioned having one i don't think) but liking marley & me enough to talk about it several times is bizarre to me who only knows it as THE "the dog dies" movie

>>30436784
yes

>>30436784
honestly i can't see him as top (maybe a switch at best) and even though some chupasis and chupabros try to put magni on top it just ain't happening

I liked this thread better when it was just the boys

>>30436899
Understandable.

>>30436640
Magni said thief simulator was garbage, not that it was boring
Nowa yells at peppers to make them spicier

>>30436640
Like I said early, Axel did made a penis intentionally.

https://youtu.be/sf1VojqT7TQ?t=3286
Here for proof.

>>30436640
Made 6000 people lose THE GAME live on stream [/stream]

>>30436899
no one's forcing u to be a fujo anon-chan as long as you love the tempus boys thats all that matters

>>30436899
I don't find any of them attractive at all.

>>30436948
Stay strong straightbro...

>>30435901
my step-father, good. my real father, non existent.

>>30436640
>admits to have dated a girl he didn't care about for a month because he wanted her dad's chili
based

>>30437118
I'm not straight, not gay either, if misogyny is a sexuality, that'd be mine.

>>30435913
>Altare
>sadistic and fucked up in the head, but still very good leader and supportive of his boys, absolutely cracked in games

seriously. liking him and his tendencies made me realize that I might be an M. although I have suspicions for years, this is the first time I admit it to myself

>>30437189
Kinda based.

>>30437045
oh right sorry, I read that but I forgot to edit the post

>>30436699
Is Black Cherry the song for Axel just like how One Last Kiss is the song for IRyS?

>>30437193
I can't believe blue man ended up being the most evil out of the boys...and now he's mindbreaking anons just from his behavior

>>30436640
Vesper thought of scrapping multiple PCs in order to melt the parts with gold and make some Tempus trinket with it

>>30436948
As a straight guy I think the thread is a lot more entertaining now for better or worse. I'm not much for gayposting but the bros are wholesome and funny as fuck so I'm staying with them 100%

>>30437193
welcome to the club anon... the more fucked up he becomes the hotter he is

Tick tock magkeks

>>30436640
>>admits to have dated a girl he didn't care about for a month because he wanted her dad's chili
absolutely based, going to join Regis's channel right now

>>30437469
This is a whole lot better than hlgg so no complaints from me as well.

>>30437514

>>30437514
Please no putting maggots and vesties against each other. We're bretheren.

White men fuck dogs

>>30437588
I prefere the vampire though

>>30437588
Yeah, Axel

>>30437514
Congrats to Nowa and Maglord! I hope the boys keep enjoying themselves.
Axel and Regis also got some new subs too, I can't wait for Nowa's 1 mil wish to come true in 2 years, it's gonna be great.

>>30437514
Noir really is the most entertaining one right now. No hate to the other boys. Although my favorite duo is noir and altare.

>tick tock posting
We've really hit the big leagues now

>>30437514
Damn I never got to listen to the low HP BW/BW2 theme for that long. What a banger

Altare fixing up the boys in public (fussing with their hair, buttoning shirts, picking off debris) because if they look bad he considers it a condemnation of himself...

>>30437514
I don't care about numbers, like at all but I am happy the boys are doing good, proud of them.

>>30437759
It's great

>>30437588
And women are bitches, how curious

>>30437588
Yeah, they're posting in /hlg/

>>30437730
now we just wait for unironic antis and raiders to show up!

>>30430479
Make your own non-homo thread.

>>30437862
this
women > OUT

i know numbers are verboten but if you could allow this one exception: theres at least double the amount of comments (208) in the latest vesper zatsu stream than in any of the other ones. most of them pertain to telling nowa oji how much they value his zatsus.
do you think nowa will change his mind and begin to see his zatsu streams as creating value, not content?
i bring up numbers to establish the point that people came out in droves to dispute nowa’s claims that his zatzu streams arent that special

>>30437832
they do whenever there's a stream going on. the only thing keeping them away at other hours is gayposting

>Make non-lewd bro thread
>It falls off the catalog within a week
Face it heteros, there's always a need for lewdposting in dead hours to keep threads alive. It's either go gay/be a woman or only make threads for streams

Hopefully Vesper goes mega autismo today about PC parts or something and women get filtered and fuck off...

>>30437952
But I find that interesting, especially when he's the one talking about pc parts. I watched him disassemble that PC, even without the hand cam, and feel like I learned something, but retained little.

>>30437952
we love listening to him talk about anything, silly

>>30437934
I can coexist with gays and fujos. Just mix in some genderbend art for me to latch on.

>>30437514
I don't care. I love them equally regardless of numbers

not gonna lie, if the boys do no nut november I'd join them

>>30437952
>women get filtered and fuck off
Jokes on you i love that shit

>>30437588
this dog is very cute

>>30438175
only lost incels do those

>>30438107
>gays
Unless somebody posts a cum tribute, there are none but fujos LARPing.

>>30437952
anon if vesper wanted to filter women he would have to sound as disinterested and bored as possible when talking about those things. the problem here is that people despite not knowing or caring about the subject he talks about they find his enthusiasm infectious and his in depth knowledge interesting
vesper is unfortunately universally appealing

>>30438214
YOU FAGS PROMISED ME A MAGNI CUM TRIBUTE ALREADY

>>30437952
I'll listen to my cute Uncle Nowa talk about the shit he took this morning. Nothing he does will ever filter me.

I've seen one pair of magtits and two pairs of magballs since /mag/ started, so I'm assuming this thread is 33% female, 66% male, and 1% retards

>>30438294
I'm not going to cum on my screens like a retard

>>30437952
i build my own pc so that doesn't stop me anon-kun

>>30437952
>women get filtered and fuck off
If only

>>30437952
then i'll just simply learn about PC building so I can follow along. I will do anything for my Vespapa.

This made me lose my shit.
https://twitter.com/_Yobio_/status/1557025819582951425

>>30437952
>women get filtered and fuck off...
one can hope

Genuine question to the people ITT.

Are you w*men or just fags or both?

So whats that lemon thing that Magni was talking about? I am so lost

>>30438577
there are no w*men in this thread

>>30438507
LMAO UNCLE NOWA NOOO

>>30436782
>>30437034
>>30437045
>>30437451
Regis
>traumadumping about his past toxic self and lisp issues
>talked about how "solo adventuring is kinda lonely"
>has blackbelts for taekwondo and kumdo
>dance at 3 am
>throwing rocks at children in Zelda for money
>making jokes about selling a little girl's kidney for 5k
>made prison rape jokes
>made a joke about NTRing a married couple
>admits to have dated a girl he didn't care about for a month because he wanted her dad's chili
Axel
>likes dismembering body in Chivalry 2
>sang a song about being creampied
>favorite scenes in anime involve murder/rape/violence scenes
>favorite part of a game he likes was how you can do anything you want to the dead body
>doxx himself
>made a penis in spore
>"What about the worms?" after Magni told him about his background
>very
Magni
>always makes innuendo whether intentionally/unintentionally
>doxx himself
>torture fetish
>flirts back and forth with Rio
>traumadumping his family issues
>talked about being left out of "other guilds"
>talked about how he played the "boring games" for the first week and even said Thief Simulator was garbage, which made him lost the perms for Thief Simulator
Vesper
>dumpster diving for scraps
>steal panties for copium
>is a prepper
>thought of scrapping multiple PCs in order to melt the parts with gold and make some Tempus trinket with it
>modded darkest dungeon with shindol skins
>yells at peppers to make them spicier

>>30437514
Oh, I absolutely love how they are both working so hard. I hope to see more collabs between each other in the future, Magni making Vesper laugh his ass off was the highlight of the interview.

>>30432810
Vesper

>Spoke for nearly 10 minutes in his debut about a fucking plastic ball
>Is not a vampire
>The tiny useless hats the idols wear in Love Live tickles his brain
>Once built a PC completely naked in his kitchen
>Read all 4 Twilight books just so he can say it's shit
>Definitely not a vampire
>His request for a million subs is to destroy Yagoo at golf
>Insults his pepper plants because it makes it spicier
>Infamously nicks the underwear of dead zombies. Ollie beware.
>Would watch any anime with a tournament arc
>Is so old he farts dust
>Ransacked a dumpster for an old PC
>While you were out having premarital sex he studied the blade
>Near encyclopedic knowledge of tea
>Wanted to call his fans "Bookkeepers" until someone randomly chatted "Vesfriends" leading to one of the best fandom names ever
>Once ordered Axel to solo the witch in L4D2, the witch aggroed him instead
>Went through the gauntlet of a 10 - set hotsauce for his monetization stream, and had the balls to take the last dab (for reference, the last dab has higher SHU than the previous 9 sauces COMBINED). Come the time of the post-stream collab his mouth was burning so much he spent a good 10 minutes just chugging milk and staying silent. God knows what happened to his ass after.
>Trolled over 6k viewers with a single image

>>30438577
yes

>>30437514
>numberfagging
Kys, nigger

>>30438577
Im just here for magni
he is pure entertainment
he sold me out with the spore streams

>>30438631
>>30438641

>>30438577
>women
anon-chama ur meds...

>>30438577
>w*men
please anon, you need to stop bring up such vile topics while in polite company

>>30438577
I'm a man (fag(woman))

>>30438586
scroll up. but basically, it's a term for R-18 fanfics/NSFW. there's also other term which is citrus, means sensual/sexy fic but no actual R-18

>>30438577
All my gayposts are ironic desu

>>30438577
Has there been a poll? we need real %s... I CANNOT be hanging out with w*men.

>>30438577
AAHH EVERY FUCKING THREAAAD
FIRST /STARS/ NOW /MANS/ GODDDAMNN IF I WAS A MOD ID BAN ALL YOU FUCKING RETARDS

>>30438175
We need to fight against Risu

>>30438886
this, we're all guys here
if you say otherwise, mods should ban you

>>30438874
There was. It's around 18% women last i saw but..
>poal

>>30438874
We need to post a picture of our genitals as the ultimate proof

>>30438577
they successfully tricked you into believing there's wom*n /here/ huh...

>>30438577
I'm a straight male, but there's both fags and actual women here who get testy when they get noticed.

>>30433814
Harry Potter is an integral part of my childhood, it's on the same tier as Pokémon for me

>>30438577
women are just a dude without a visible dick

>>30438641
>Would watch any anime with a tournament arc
Record of Ragnarok watchalong when?