/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>I once dated this girl
AIEEEEEEEEEEEE OMEGAAAAAAAA TASUKETE!!!!

>>30394805
I kneel...

>>30394805
S-sorry leader-kun

>>30394805
What happened what'd I miss?

>>30394874
Is that yab or based? I don't know how unicorns work for the boys

>>30395683
Both
>I once dated this girl I didn't care about
>I just wanted to eat her dads cooking
Not exactly his words but still based.

Huh my gaydar was wrong

>>30395804
It's over.

>>30395804
Wait, does that mean he's willing to act straight for a chance with a girl's dad?

>>30396209
with a smooth voice like that he gotta popular and his sociopath character makes him kinda hot

>>30396209
could still be bi

>>30395510
He said he dated a girl just to eat her dad's cooking.

He said he dated a girl he wanted to break up with because her dad's chili was really good. He broke up with her a month after he would have normally. He's a sociopath

this dude is definitely still gay

>>30396779
Is chili a code word for dick?

>>30396938
It means "banger food", or atleast that's how I use it

>>30396938
>Is chili a code word for dick?
what a madlad kek I can't even be mad at him

>>30397027
I'm sorry anon, but your friends have been thinking you were gay the entire time because you keep saying that you gobble dicks

>>30397155
You must be kidding me right?

>>30395804
Truly living up his demon lord persona.

>>30394805
>I once dated this girl
its over gay bros...

>>30394805
He's probably going to get outted as a sexpest sooner or later. Sounded like he came off as upset in being the bottom most femboy in a group of bottoms; and was like
>Y~Yeah I had a girlfriend
Pretty much he doesn't want gays going shrimp on him and got insecure. Just a matter of time before he tweets some off the cuff flirt with one of the holo girls, not getting that girls can do that to each other but not the guys to the girls.

>>30394805
>Gayest voice
>Has dated the most woman

>they don't know he's an autistic sociopath black belt who can snap your neck like a twig

>>30398251
Same with Astel actually.

He hates me because I'm fat... I will now go to the toilet to throw up. Hopefully he will notices me and my cuts on my wirst

>>30394805
Don't date faghags gaybros even if the food is amazing.

>>30398251
Just like me!

>>30398397
keked

>>30394805
I'm sorry Altare I was wrong, I kneel....

>>30395510
He just turned out to be pretty cool. Kind of a troll, twisted sense of humor, definitely seems to be /here/ and is good at games

>>30394805
demon lord...
>>30398397
stop eating sugar
that's all

>>30395804
I'm an mean 4chan poster and all, but isn't that kind of evil?
Is he a sociopath?

>>30395510
>>30402057
I think another part to him is that he can really drive conversations. There really is no dead air at all when he's collabing with someone.

>>30402162
the way he talks is extremely autistic sociopath once you get past the voice

>>30398391
Are you telling me Astel isn't a gay fury?

>>30402057
Wait, is Regis male Fauna?

>>30402469
He's male Fauna but even more yandere.

>>30402162
>Is he a sociopath?

Unironically yes, if you've been ducking his streams you're missing out, he's a ex-pro level gamer who quit gaming because he got so toxic his friends stopped hanging out with him. Sounds like your typical Korean-American uwu softboy with ASMR voice and ballad karaoke but he's really an FPS chad, obsessively driven to improve, once dated a girl for a month just because he really liked her dad's chili and wanted to eat it, and obviously had to be taught empathy/emotional range because it didn't come naturally to him and is very bad at hiding that fact. Very upfront about not wanting to do collabs outside of Tempus because he really only likes his bros and nobody else.

>>30394805
>Date a girl to meet her father

I think I've read a yaoi doujin with that very same setting...

>>30402533
how did management wrangle him into making him think they were his bros if he's a sociopath

>>30402533
He's delightfully cruel and schizo in streams when he's not being gentle and unassuming, it's great. We love leader.

>>30394805
Nope him and axel are still faggots and madlord and vesper still good. He's decent at games that good enough for zoomers though. Raise your bar a lil children

>>30402469
Literally yes. His favorite content creator is northernlion

>>30402723
I had a good time watching his Ghost Train playthrough when he was faking being frightened, or watching him perfectly gaslight Axel during the spy collab. It's impressive how good a liar he is

>>30402533
based demonlord
can't wait for satanic ASMR with props

>>30402469
>Wait, is Regis male Fauna?
Yes but about 30 times more yandere and aggressive

>>30394805
>Past girlfriend
used goods

>has mentioned several times how much he adores the marley and me series
fucked in the head

>>30403148
damn that really puts it in a different perspective...

>>30397233
I don't know about other places but chili is the gay analogue for [netflix and chill] here.

Really a shame too because chili is fucking delicious and a super food.
So easy to make, very healthy if you add good ingredients and don't lay on cheese or sour cream, and tasty.

>>30402408
He's a bi furry.

>>30396523
You gotta understand. It was some bomb ass chili.

>>30406927
KEK

>>30394805
I KNEEL

>>30402871
Only by force of will can the circle remain unbroken.

Oh shit did I really told you guys that?
I never thought someone in Hololive would say something like that so casually, that's certainly unexpected

No, speak up like a man, dammit.

>>30395804
Aight, with this guy there, ain't no reason to watch Hololive.

>date a girl to get dicked by her dad
I wish I had this much power

Hmmm. I want to make chili now.

>>30402533
You forgot that he tard wrangled chat in 10 seconds the moment he mentioned a sister and chat started horny posting. He instilled actual fear with his tone of voice.

>>30409720
Got a timestamp?

>>30409720
I was watching that stream and it kinda made me tense up...
THE FIRM HAND of men truly is the only way to wrangle chat. I felt the fear of physical assault in that moment, even though he's literally behind a screen.

>>30409835
https://youtu.be/_oZabxOkCI4 45:03, talking about his sister. this guy has blackbelts in two martial arts btw

>>30409843
I wasn’t even one of the horny posters and even I wanted to apologize out of fear

>>30403055
>Used goods
That only applies to women, while men having a body count is based

>>30409720
>>30409843
That part made me respect the hell out of him for putting chat in their place. Youtube chat needs some correction

>>30409959
>Anons get scared by the most respectful gentle request to stop
I know you guys are fags but damn.

>>30411813
Anon... Those are the scariest...

>>30402533
forgot to mention that he mindbroke Axel in Spy Party and turned around a 3 - 8 deficit to win after the dog boy got too cocky

>>30396523
threadwatcher, regis is unironically the straightest member of tempus lol

>>30396703
lol gay

>>30402469
they're just both eggpilled

>>30402469
> sociopath
> dark empath
No, they're like water and oil.

>>30402666
He tried out because that's what he wanted, he imprinted it on them when he was accepted.

>>30414212
If he's straight, then why hasn't he fucked me yet huh?
Checkmate.

>>30418812
Does your dad make banger chili? Checkmate.

>>30409959
Wtf, how limp wristed are you guys

>>30394805
G-Gomennasai...

Didn't he reference tax evasion and inflation

>>30419054
FUCK

Guys dating is based, girls dating is fucking awful and I hope they apologize by sending me a picture of their intact hymen to make sure she is still a virgin.

>>30402533
>not wanting to do collabs outside of Tempus

>>30419391
By that logic, does that mean guys should only date guys?

>>30419524
Guys can date any girls as long as they are not under COVER contract.

>>30419524
no anon, that just means that you should only date girls with a broke hymen by (you)

>>30419699
That's sad for girls that do cheerleading, yoga, biking, or horseback riding...
Those activities normally break hymens.
Also unfair for girls that get extremely wet and have stretchy hymens that remain intact even after intercourse.

>>30419165
>>30411813
Women are easily intimidated by men, especially ones they like.

>>30419419
Kobo gets the little sister pass.

>>30396580
Cope

>>30419419
He did say that, he said unless it's a group collab he isn't interested because he just wants to hang with the bros for now, Kobo however just lusts for dick anon you can't blame him, he's the straight one.

>>30396938
No it's just that good.

>>30409843
>>30410820
why are you like this

>>30395804
dating a girl to steal dad's recipes is a real master chef type move. just tell her you are waiting til marriage for any sexual stuff. easy
recipes stolen
mission accomplished
great leader

>>30396703
what a fag lol

Don't forget
>favorite offstream activity to do is go on walks at night while listening to music and dancing
>rappelled out his bedroom window on a rope made of martial arts blackbelts to walk to the store and buy a can of Monster since he's a fucked up insomniac

>>30394805
I'm sorry that at the end of the day, I'll still probably drop you

>>30396779
Did he at least steal the recipe?!

>>30421708
little sister battle pass? where do I buy that? does it end with sex?

>>30419419
he actually groomed her though, he has a fujobait voice and that was before debyu kek

The reason his voice sounds so measured and controlled is due to past issues with stuttering and insecurity issues arising from that (which also explains his stunted social development, since kids are cruel assholes and he probably got picked on for it). It's actually pretty inspiring that a guy dealt a shitty hand in life managed to turn it around as much as he did.

>>30432408
He's practically at hypnotic vampire levels now so it seems like it payed off.