/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

This week's tentative schedule:
>Tuesday: Mario Kart with I believe Kiwawa, Tako, and Faufau (AMT -3 or so? Maybe no PoV though), maybe something else at night
>Wednesday: Member stream (spooky game?), maybe more ER at night
>Thursday: Rust? (unsure if this day, might try though)
>Friday: Who nose
>Saturday: Spider-Man 2 watchalong, Twitch Amedly
>Sunday: Supa Sunday
Of those listed, what are you looking forward to most?
What's a spooky game you'd like to see Ame play?
Ame links and info: https://rentry.org/Ameliur

>>30404448
maybe put the newly christened imissame.com on the rentry

Is this that one hard boss?

>reeeeeeee~

She said the thing, she said the thing

>>30404702
yes

>>30404688
I'm not the one in charge of keeping it up to date but hopefully the anon that does will do so. What is it again?

Imagine if she beat her first try

watch her beat this first try

>>30404855
Swear to God if she does lmao

>>30404855
>>30404880
Yes, she will beat Malenia.

>>30404855
>>30404880
lmao

Susan won't let me watch. Please tell me how she reacts once combat begins with her. Shouldn't take long to be able to since she'll die in a few seconds.

>>30404855
>>30404880
nah, she will try and get the finishing blow with a groundpound every time malenia is about to die in phase 2 and get killed in the process around 3-4 times.
im welcome to being BTFO tho

I don't think she noticed that Malenia is healing herself.

>>30404965
She just saw lol

>no damage done
This gon be good

The boss does not like Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson

If DSP can beat Malenia then Ame definitely can

Ame is surviving longer than I thought she would last

>>30405154
how the fuck

odds of her ever beating this? its not looking good just mathematically speaking unless she embraces some cheesy strat from chat and doubles it up with her mimic

So is Ame close to that one hard boss?

>>30405198
DSP is actually average at games when he's not putting on a show for money.

She's at that hard boss
Can't wait until she gets to phase 2

Malenia marathon tomorrow!

>>30405154
>>30405349

CUTE CUTE CUTE

CUTEEEE

Is there anything in particular you guys would like to see for future member streams? I kinda miss the rare ASMR, though I don't expect her to ever go back to it.

>>30405604
Imagination station

>>30405604
I'm with you, I'd love to see her do ASMR. Whether it's the "ASMR" (actually just her doing a stream of quietly speaking) or actual ASMR, either is fine.
>>30405646
Also this
Also KYUT outro

>>30405400
DSP is the Ame of facecam streamers.

>>30405604
Imagination station
Another AI adventure stream using that newfangled AI that's really good

CUTEEEEE

>>30404422
Amelia Watson is a talentless bitch. Can't even carry a tune to save her life after all these years.

>>30405823
fuck you roy

>>30405604
She hasn’t done a zatsu in a long time. Also, I’d like another anime watch along.

>>30405604
I know we already got a tour of her fish tanks and stuff but man, I wanna see her do another stream like that
Just having her share a lot of info about fishies~ and plants~ and stuffuh

>>30405774
Is there a new ai dungeon? All I know is that the OG pissed everyone off somehow and pretty much died overnight.

Ame should use this as the next er thumbnail

>>30405823
My wife cant sing but she loves doing it and it puts my heart at ease.

Also go jump in traffic

>>30405864
I'm telling you, Cole. These women should stay in the kitchen and only come out of it to suck my dick

>>30405993
Idk about a new AI Dungeon but I have seen the AI generated stuff like the Dall-E stuff and the greentext generator, so I kinda thought that there was something similar in the works

>>30405993
There's this which is supposed to be good https://novelai.net/

>>30405995
Is this cuz shes gonna get fucked in the ass by malenia? If so im all for it.

>>30405995
catbox the sauce pls anon

>>30406233
Sure here's the version I got uncensored
https://files.catbox.moe/2b2141.jpg

>>30406104
NovelAI doesn't have the same creative spark that made AI Dungeon so good with peak Dragon, but it is still quite fun and produces better writing when you know how to use it. I don't think it would make for as good streaming content unfortunately.

>>30406056
She's a stupid whore. And I literally fucked her the other day. Smell her curtains it's all me

Aqua is about to pass her and she doesn't even stream anymore. Lmfao cuckmates on suicide watch

At least put some effort into your craft you miserable zoomer fuck. I swear fuckers these days have absolutely no idea how to play a thread and farm (You)'s.

>my reaction to that information

Is this the gay thread?

>>30406664
That's Hololive Global

what

I am Amelia, Blade of Armando.
And I've never known victory.

Time to watch the vod then probably sleep after.

>>30406735
Ame butt

Ame peed her pants

>>30406382
thanks king

>>30406884
not another rrat

>>30406382

What do I need to offer to the devil so Ame can eat everything she wants again.

>>30406884
That’s not possible. She has a tube going from her urethra to my mouth at all times.

>>30406948
It's true. She couldn't hold it anymore and it just happened.

>>30407085
You messed up, buddy. There's like 300 posts left, you're gonna be waiting a while to post proof in the next thread.

>>30406842
She looks so huggable in this pic, just look at that bubbly face

>>30407186
I'm wearing the proof right now. I found where she left her (soaked) panties and am currently wearing them. When I'm done using them I may post.

Someone post all the different small ame forms from that one karaoke, you know, the one.

Okay Elden Gators.
What's the deal with the lady, why is she healing when attacking and why does the tree look like a person on her arena?
Also, realistically, can Ame beat her?

>>30407955
healing is apparently because she doesn't want to die so hard that she can will health points into existence

>>30407955
Ame can beat her eventually, but I think she's the absolute limit of what Ame Way could accomplish in a game like Elden Ring. She's an optional boss in the ass end of the world that no one would ever find without a guide, and as such is hard as fuck.

>>30408029
Holy shit you're kidding, right?
She's that good? Huh, cool concept I guess, I like her armor.

>>30407955
I always felt like it was just a game mechanic to justify her being the hidden super boss in the game. most single boss fights get very simplified by summons and that basically offsets it

>>30407955
She heals because she heals, I'm not quite sure why but it might have something to do with being the chosen one of the goddess of rot. I dont understand what you mean by the tree looking like a person, but the tree was made by her perma-shota brother who was making it to try and cure her of the rot.
Realistically? Probably not alone, shes really hard and she has a 2nd phase.

>>30408404
>Probably not alone
Iname collab against Malenia? It will happen, right...?

>>30408758
It might finally get her to invite teamates, I will do my best but I doubt I will be good enough

69bros...

I need a break from Ame
Whenever I watch her I get horny
its not healthy

>>30408758
Or Mori too. Would make a kino Rainforest collab and i'm starved for that.

>>30407955
It's her Great Rune doing it. Which is a shame, because when you kill her and take it for yourself, it fucking sucks dick. She gets to heal with every strike, you get to heal when taking damage after attacking.

>>30409309
Not to mention equipping it nerfs your flasks

>>30409948
>>30410008
>>30410071
>>30410143
Thank you for the excellent new soundposts anon

last one... not for the faint of heart

>>30410196
Wish i could hear them...

Amelia Watson should be in diapers. I think that's more appropriate for someone like her.

>>30410348

>>30410280
saved to the yab collection, thanks anon

>>30407955
Oh, and as far as the tree looking like a person, that's because Miquella used to be inside it, which is also the reason Malenia is there sleeping the day away in the first place. Miquella's great rune is 'Abundance', which not much is known about beyond the name, it being opposite to Malenia's super cosmic outer god space aids, and it having made him a shota for eternity. He was sleeping at the base of the Haligtree, using his own blood as its nourishment so that it would one day become a second Erdtree. It's under debate whether his soul or whatever is still in the tree, since this is all cut content that's probably due for a DLC expansion, but his body was stolen by Mogh, because Mogh wants to impregnate his boypussy.

>>30410442
It's not my fault you need them Ame. I'm only doing what's best for you

>>30410523
dont forget Mogh is his half brother

>>30410523
Malenia is dying from Miquella withdrawal. Picrel: Mohg before Miquellussy.

>Enduring this for hours on end every time she plays Elden Ring

>>30412485
what if she lets one out

no... i can't last that long without Ame

>>30412576
NTA but I'd huff her fumes like there's no tomorrow

>>30412576
She doesn't do that, her butt is only for making out with and gaping

Oh hey! Did anyone clip Ame saying “SEAMONKEY” during the stream?

>>30413718
>>30410008

>>30413800
Thanks anon! Have this semi lewd image of the cool rrat mom in exchange!

I'll be honest, I don't think Ame has a chance to kill Malenia tomorrow unless she goes for really long hours
Her build is not great, her mimic is terrible, basically is there just so Malenia can get HP bags and she doesn't have any of the easily abusable skills like bloodhound step
Best course of action would be to get Tiche and find some heavy hitter faith spell but I doubt she'll do that

Just gonna say I really, really like this Ame.

>>30414417
A great fth spell for Malenia is swarm of flies, it actually fucking destroys her especially if the mimic uses it too.
But she needs 16 Arcane and can only get that spell in the Mogh palace

Wow Amelia just invited me to a private doctor's visit to give me a free morb vaccine. That's so nice of her! I can't wait to go and get the shot in my arm.

>>30414417
Yeah, I don't see it happening
I know her skill level is questionable, but it took Mori 13 hours to beat her and I can see Ame calling it quits long before that

>>30414840
Bowson will do it in 5, jokes aside though I only see this going 2 ways. She absolutely obliterates her or she rage quits and never plays again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpJ_tDbUhu4
This is the coolest faith build, you just spam small rocks and wreck shit
Ame should use it

>>30414766
>in my arm
I've got some bad news.

can't wait!

>>30416225
Genuinely my biggest kink. Ame making me wear her clothes and calling me cute...
Not in front of other Teamates though..

>>30416225
HOLY SHIT ISRAEL

>>30416582
>Not in front of other Teamates though.
That defeats the point of it for Ame.

>>30416621
Is it like a humiliation thing for her?
The way other Teamates talk it sounds very dangerous to be around them dressed up like Ame

>>30414417
I hope she gets the fp shield & makes Gideon seethe eternally.

>>30416225
at 5am?

>>30416225
I would

>>30416225
Would unironically listen to this 24/7

Looks like ame reached 1.7 subs, speaking of numbers. What's the likelihood of the say so cover reaching 1m before the year ends?

>>30418758
Dang it, my funny number...

Radical smol Ame..

Goodnight anons

Nya

>>30404448
Solid week. I just hope the spooky game is actually spooky. I want to see Ame frightened!

>>30404448
>Spider-Man 2 watchalong
which spiderman?

>>30422229
Spider-Man 2

>>30422281
tobey's right?

>>30422229
>>30422320
Yeah the best one.

>>30422469
Heh

>>30421407
this ame seems cute and funny, like she would make me scream "uooohhhhhh!!!"

>>30422469
Best one is 3 and no i will not take my meds

>7 hours, 22 minutes, 22 seconds without Ame

You are gonna watch the free half of the Hololive Summer stream and see Ame's wife + sisterwife, right?

>>30424355
off course

>>30424355
no the unity thing was a lie

>>30406664
Yes.

if only cover cared about EN...

>>30425773
Ame would be too powerful in a swimsuit...

>>30425773
I still say that in the long run, it might be for the best. The mere sight of Ame's big boobas and fat ass in a swimsuit, especially in 3D, would be enough to put us all in 50-year comas, like some kind of less-deadly sexy Medusa or something.
All jokes aside though, yeah, fuck Cover for basically treating EN like they've actually been the massive flop loads of people were predicting back before debut.

>>30425773
I'm sorry guys, I'm sorry Ame, I gotta do it...

>>30425773
If Ame gets a swimsuit one day... Holy shit

still the hottest wanson picture

>Ame made a couple of swimsuit thumbnails
>Kiara too
>Mori too
>JP girls got their swimsuits today
Could it be..?

>>30430147
That they’re taking advantage of YouTube thumbnails for clicks?

>>30430147
Ame is just trying out different things recently. The swimsuit thumbnails are one of them.

>>30430147
I'll always appreciate a hopeful rrat over the usual garden-variety schizo nonsense, but this is about as much a stretch as any other.

>>30430147
its business

>>30430147
she doesn't care anymore

>>30430147
It's just summer time anon, and also I'm pretty sure Ame did say she was gonna use a swimsuit thumbnail for one of the ER streams since she realized she was in a snowy area the first time around or something like that.
>>30426472
Also this.

>yah yah

I hope Ame keeps up with the lewd thumbnails

>>30431564
That last one might not seem like much, but pay attention: she's nude except for her tie.

>>30430999
>All of the body-ody, furete ii

>>30431640
That makes me hard

>>30431744

>>30431564
Ame if you're here. Use this one next onegai

>>30431564
Bottom right one is too explicit. Surprised Susan didn't gave her a bonk

*cures ame's long covid*

>>30433166
ame(n)

>>30433166
you cured something that doesn't exist?

>>30430999
>Ame's Say So always at the top of my homepage everytime I refreshed it
and I always ends up listening to it again and again

>>30433577
I wonder if we can get it to a million views any time soon, we're nearly a third of the way there

>>30433577
The algorithm does have its strong points at times.

>>30433544
Whaddayameeeaaan~?

AmeRyS Bros. We do be winning. The entire board is seething over the best duo

Nagi's wholesome meet n' greet with Ame.

>>30434240
AmeRyS love!

>>30434899
> ame always cheerful
based

New Princess Ame dropped

https://twitter.com/Naz_Nhaliz/status/1556977385450311680

>>30435824
Blessed

>>30435824
i wanna kiss moustache ame

>>30435824
Not new but cute. Guess they reposted it

https://twitter.com/kureijiollie/status/1556636078165356545
>gets a new outfit
>gets to hang out with smol ame
Zoombie I kneel

>>30434240
naisu

>>30435950
Yeah weirdly same.

Additional mustache Ame

>>30437726
Her butt is too powerful
>>30437763
Mario Galaxy 2 soon, right bros

>>30434240
What do you expect, our oshi is the most well-loved vtuber in holoEN. We can't stop winning and fans of other ENs post bait all day just because they know whoever they like doesn't even come fucking close to Ame.

>>30437929
You're not doing a very good job at this, you know.

https://twitter.com/hehexd06161704/status/1556968925388488705

>>30438007
iname besto shipu

>>30437971
doing a good job at what?
to be fair, I don't know why they're apparently seething about IRyS too

>>30438007
This guy's great, he's done awesome Gura gill art.
It'd be cool to see Ame with gills just for the fun of it.

>>30438312
>>30438007
Anybody got a soundpost of amebee doing a dry heave?

I hope Ame at least gets to phase 2 tonight
I wanna see her reaction

>>30439049
Phase 2 you say?

I hope Ame curses a lot
She's so hot when she does it

>>30439294
I agree, I want her to get mad, throw her controller, and then take her frustration out on my genitals.

Might end up sleeping through the MK collab(and no, I'm not in a time zone where that would even remotely be normal, my schedule's just utterly fucked.)
I can expect a rundown of everything of note that I missed if I ask, as usual, right lads?

>>30439935
No Ame POV in a 4 person MK collab? You won't lose much. Ame will say like 2 or 3 words every 30 minutes.

>>30440003
Well, that's true enough, I suppose. Might as well rest up now so I'm not dozing off in the middle of ER later.

>>30439294
Me too. I got really hard when she did this:
https://youtu.be/20_ZRUcedwc?t=1711

>>30440903
That was a very nice FAQ

>>30440903
Why on earth does the actual character death scream sound like Ame?

Sex

>>30441094
There've been times where I actually couldn't tell which was Bowson and which was Ame

>>30441242
there's more???

>>30434899
That's adorable. I love Nagi's drawings.
Poor Nagi was so nervous that she said she wanted to praise Ame even more but couldn't.

>>30441369
I mean I think that's the case for almost everyone during a meeting, but yeah, Nagi is cute.

>>30441513
Those who don't have Ame as their oshi or are a fan can just talk normally in that situation since they don't have strong feelings about her like Nagi does.
I think Nagi did very well, i would've said the same as her. That i love Ame and want to see her always happy, that's basically everything a fan needs to say.

>>30442441
wtf ame, what kind of values are you promoting

>>30442441
Guys I think Ame's kinda cute...

>>30442441
Ame tastes like cookies

>mfw when the bowson booba

>>30443091
literally me

No Ame POV for today?
Guess I'll be watching Kiara, what about you guys?

>>30445100
Gotta go with the gosling prime

>>30445100
If there's no Ame POV then I'll watch Fauna's

i wan tto fukc wnason aaaaaaaaaaaa

>>30445100
As many as possible for the most Ame.

>>30445251

>>30445251
All day everyday

>>30445100
Probably Kiara too

Wow this MK stream is early as fuck, Ame is usually still sleeping at the time

>>30446123
slepey ame ipsure sges

A
me
A
me
A
me

She looks way too smug in this picture...

>>30448060
Romance correction needed

>>30434240
what? I jwu

>>30448255
you missed ames biggest yab to date

>>30448334
Man, please. My brain still can't distinguish irony
And why the fuck do I hear Dan Dan?

>>30448255
I'm afraid you missed THIS:
https://files.catbox.moe/5r9b7n.mp4

Ameñol

>>30448770
Amelia mi guerita bonita, mi pinchecha pechocha

Cute

I JWU. Here’s loli Ame!

>>30449690
I would I would I would

Which of the girls tends to have the best audio in collabs?

>>30446123
Why IS it so early? Even the one that got cancelled was an hour later than this.

How many times will Ame speak in this collab? And how many times will she throw her controller?

>>30450906
Ina is technically on break, Kiara is going to korea this week, Fauna is going on break till monday
Maybe has something to do with those

>>30446123
Isn't it noon for her?

>>30450861
All of them to be honest. Ina's audio balancing is usually on point. But if you specifically want to make sure you can hear Ame then go with Kiara's stream because she'll definitely make sure she's audible.

>>30451029
What's your point?

>>30450918
a few lines here and there

>>30451029
ame doesnt get up until like 2pm

>>30450906
Kiara could be leaving today and she wanted more time. The original time slot was due to Kiara after all. Who knows.

I hope Ame apologizes to Kiara

>>30451262
for what reason?

>>30451304
making a joke after Kiara's accident

bowlson

Hic

oh god SHES BLIND

Me wife!!!

>>30451349
Is Kiara going to apologize for dealing the stream by week for no reason and doing a membership stream over it?

Now she's motivated!

Cute jwu Ame aaaaaaaah

Poor Ame has to wake up so early...

>>30451418
She did, several times, in twitter, community post, stream AND member stream immediately after.

AME JWU

>>30451448
Motivated, you say

Why does Kiara sound like she's in an empty room

>>30451479
Well she better do it again.

>if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you

>>30451589
well she just did.

lets just wait for Ame's now

AMERYS BROS
She's liking art on twitter

>>30451694
Ame doesn’t need to do anything

>>30451479
>members and more members
That's not the people mad at her.

cute giggles

sleepy ame voice...

>>30451806
only one of those mediums is member's only...

>>30451694
do you seriously think Kiara was offended by Ame's tweet?
or are you just baiting me?

This looks like a Fall Guys map
Does that make sense?

>>30451951
Kiwawa was so offended by it, I think Ame needs to give her a kissu~ as an apology.

>>30452020

>>30451951
people shouldn't have to be offended for you to apologize, its just the bare minimum effort at having some good manners.

Cute hic

>>30451900
The community post was not public

This would be better without the computers

>>30452184
How are they supposed to stream without computers?

>>30452299
T-Thank you, Drax

Ame sounds so damn tired kek. It's cute

>>30452299
from my samsung galaxy pocket

Ame's AIEEEs are even more interrupting their conversations

>a course that's just Australia
Real?

>>30452375
even more entertaining* interrupting...

>>30452352
>she's gonna be fighting Malenia later too

Is Kiara ogey? She's usually way better at keeping conversation, the silences have been deafening so far

>>30452523
Didn't like, everyone else all jwu too

No capes!

>>30452523
Do you have autism?

CUTE hic

'ate australia
simple as

>Australia was just something made up for Mario Kart
What the heckuh?

>>30452685
>le funny 2012 autism meme
do you?

>Ammmeeee~
>hiiii~

>2.3 seconds of silence
I'm going to kill myself, brb

Sure would be nice to see what’s causing Ame to make those noises

Ame's random screams between conversations give me life

Uhhh
Fauna offline?

Yawning Ame..............

CUTE YWAN

>ohhkayy~
>you guys can join mee~
KYUT SLEEPY AME

It’s the mahjong trio!

PPP MENTION

CUTE sleepy ame

>>30453128
part two when

Bewitched > Charmed
Grandpa supremacy.

>Ina has to go in one hour
>Fauna offed herself
surprise Ametori collab!

>>30453261
Not like this...

can't believe fauna died...

>>30453261
I'm.. fine with this..

>they mixed races

>Ame played Space Cadet 3D
>I played Space Cadet 3D
WE ARE

Ame is unearthing ancient memories within me

>the 3D pinball game from back in the day
That takes me back, damn.

>>30453573
unacceptable

Damn, Ame actually won

Am pinball

AMEWINSLOL

Is Ame the best mario kart player in Hololive?

Shadow Ame my beloved...

>hi ame
>hiii~

Why would they put New York in the game when they have a REAL city like New Donk to put in?

>I want to be tied with Ame
e-ecchi

>>30454036
New donk didn’t even exist yet I think when these maps were made.

>>30454036
They didn't actually put New York in the game anon. It's an inaccurate and exaggerated representation

CUTE hic

>>30454036
New York is just New Donk's Echo Fighter

>>30454189
Tell that to the Thwomp that wrecked my fucking car

The desk slam, kyut
>My team is throwinguh~

Damnit, I was hoping for Mario Circuit, but we got Mario Circuit instead...

Isabelle Watson

>>30454466
And the joke is?

Ame still needs to apologize to Kiara though

>that means after Ina leaves it'll just be me and Ame for one hour~
Holy SHIT Kiwawa

This Ina third wheel feeling lmao

isabelle watson

>>30454568
and chat!

>>30454546
All of the courses that were being voted on were all Mario Circuit.

>>30454668
Thank you Drax, very helpful :D

Cute Ame

>i was trying to go straight
Once you go Ame you never go backuh.

>Ninja Ina
>Isabelle Watson
Artists, onegai

this place...

>>30455239
what the fuck is her problem!?

cute ame giggles

>>30455239
i can't believe did THAT...

I just got Coconut Mall'd

You saw NOTHING, Kiwawa

Why is that thing on the left so fucking loud? It screams so much it's deafening me

smol ame lore

>>30455582
they're just trying to eat cookies :(

Smolmates, THIS is your oshi?

cute hic

Didn't kiara say that there were additional items that was gonna be sold on the aniplus cafe that wasn't shown on the official tweet?

3D 3D sugoi

CAN-CAN AME
DRAW CAN-CAN AME NOW

Santa Claus made his 3D debut

I WAS AT THAT SHOW AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I will never forget this fucking thing for what it did to Ame's health.

What show was it? Rockheads?

Sugoi Ina

>>30455996
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rockettes

Exit Tako

AMETORI

Kiara is being creepy

I can't watch my oshi getting raped.
What's wrong with you guys?

OCOOOOO OCOOOOO

>>30456316
I think lesbian rape is hot but i am aware its kinda fucked

Fuck I thought this was AMT-2, not AMT-3. Did Ina and Fauna not make it?

>Have you ever fed a squirrel with deez nuts?

Ame gave an old man her nut

i'd eat ame's nuts

>>30456493
Lucky oji-san.

>>30456436
Fauna RIP somehow, I think her internet died or something
And Ina just had to go, she had to do something else

Ame being cute and all making deez nuts jokes...

>>30456436
Kiara and Ame immediately started to have discord sex so Fauna and Ina felt awkward and left

Does anyone know the ideal time to join to get into a match with them?

Did Kiwawa pronounce UFO like "you-fo", that's kinda cute

Kiara's so fucking cute when she's alone with Ame holy shit Gosling Prime

>>30456655
You-fo/uu-fo seems to be a yuro thing.

>>30456731

CUTE double hics