/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

When I was a young 'non my father
Took me in to the /vt/ to see a shitposting man
he said "Anon, when you grow up, would be
The savior of the Snake, the snuggly and the cuddly?"
He said "Will you, marry them, your snake and and all the anti-posters, and the rrats that they made?
Because one day, I'll leave you a banned
To lead you in the discord, to join in the Snake parade"
When I was a young 'non my father
Took me in to the /vt/ to see a shitposting man
he said "Anon, when you grow up, would be
The savior of the Snake, the snuggly and the cuddly?"

Sometimes I get the feeling she's malding over me,
and other times I feel like I should go.
And through it all the rise and fall, the snake in my sheets
And when Snake is gone, I want you all to know

We'll carry on, We'll carry on!
And though Snake doesn't love me, dead and gone believe me!
Snake's memory will carry on! We'll carry on!
and in my rrat I can't contain it
The shitpost won't explain it!

Discord mod that send you seething from decimated dreams
Your misery and hate will kill us all!
So paint and green and touch my ween and let's shout it loud and clear!
Loving snake to the end we ear the call!

To carry on, we'll carry on!
And though snake doesn't love me dead and gone believe me
Snake's memory will carry on, We'll carry on!
And though snake left me broken and defeated
Your weary anon marches on!

On and on I carry through the jeers
Dissapointed faces of your peers
Take a lot at me Snake! I could care not at all!

Live a lie! you'll never make me!
Because Snake will never take my heart
Go on and try you'll never break me!
I want it all! I wanna love my Snake!
I won't explain or say I'm sorry!
I'm unashamed, I'm gonna show my love!
And give a cheer for all anons!
Listen here, because it's who I am!
Just a non! i'm not a hero!
Just a boy! who had to love a snake!
Just a non! I'm not hero!
I don't care!

We'll carry on, we'll carry on!
And though snake doesn't love me dead and gone believe me!
Snake's memory will carry on, I'll carry on!
and though snake left me broken and defeated
Your weary anon marches on!

Live a lie! you'll never make me!
Because Snake will never take my heart
Go on and try you'll never break me!
I want it all! I wanna love my Snake! (We'll carry on)
Live a lie! you'll never make me! (We'll carry on)
Because Snake will never take my heart(We'll carry on)
Go on and try you'll never break me! (We'll carry on)
I want it all! I wanna love my Snake! (We'll carry on)

(A song parody of "Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance. I tried my luck during Pippa's karaoke a few days though and even though Snake brutally rejected me I will carry on! Love is the strongest force in the universe! I cannot give up yet! The Supreme Gentleman still lives inside of me, but he wants me to Carry on too! To do what he can't! Snake, my love is real! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRKJiM9Njr8 )

All times EDT / UTC / JST

11:00 / 15:00 / 00:00 - Remi Super Seducer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKCeuii7Yow

14:00 / 18:00 / 03:00 - Tenma Shovel Knight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_96zRT7aZs0

19:00 / 23:00 / 08:00 - Lumi Ninja Gaiden Sigma
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

20:00 / 00:00 / 09:00 - Uruka trip zatsu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfUiAhuQeQ8

22:00 / 02:00 / 11:00 - Airi zatsu + maros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAf92Vh1Y0o

00:00 / 04:00 / 13:00 - Erina Cat Cafe Manager
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EudQ5soQuQ

Weekly schedule:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDuh0dLEw5xeaUXdJQid7rvlCJUgRIb9tTiv4CvsdUQ/edit?usp=sharing

What'd I miss last thread I was watching the holo collab, was it as retarded as the last week?

>>30358081
You missed jack shit congrats

ₓ˚. ୭ ˚○◦˚ PIPPA LOVE ˚◦○˚ ୧ .˚ₓ
ₓ˚. ୭ ˚○◦˚ PIPPA LOVE ˚◦○˚ ୧ .˚ₓ
ₓ˚. ୭ ˚○◦˚ PIPPA LOVE ˚◦○˚ ୧ .˚ₓ

Day 2 of asking for Sakana plushie.

>>30358276
why dont you just get a generic fish plushies
there are tons so you can pick your favourite

Amaris Yuri the face of Phase Connect

>>30358276

>>30358487
>>30358371
It must be sakana and you know why.

>>30355481
Which stream?

>>30358466
Amaris Yuri is the thighs of Phase Connect

>>30358466
Anon that's a cat.

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

Kaneko Groomy

>>30358466
>Good community
>Incredibly friendly
>Self dev even with health issues
>Short stack
>Playful
>Supports her friends
>Loves horror
Love that cat desu

>>30358883
You forgot
>stubby

>>30358883
You also forgot
>cat

>>30357469
Lumi's ideal man is basically DeVito's Penguin, yes.
Intelligent, driven, sadistic and fat.

>>30358806
>ywn be a shota and get groomed by the brat
Why is life so fucking unfair

>>30359014
>tfw retarded and lazy twink
It's over bros...

It sounded a bit too much like a business kind of stream plus I was tired as hell so I skipped it.
Anyone wanna give a QRD of the wonder AI stream?
They cough up any useful details about the app or was it literally just shilling?

>>30359089
Retarded and lazy twinks are popular with Lia likers, don't give up yet Anon!

>>30359014
>tfw intelligent, sadistic and fat-ish (95 kg)
so close yet so far
20 cms taller than her also so I am not mazdamundi tier

>>30359203
Funny chinese man upset that vtuber meet and greets are just people talking to a computer screen so he wants to make augmented reality goggles that have an AI Pippa inside them that you can groom to be racist.

panko status?

>>30359203
Any commercial product is years in the making if ever, but it was a good stream.

I'm gonna confess to Lumi today bros, wish me luck!

>>30359545
Good luck Anon

>>30359545
enjoy being put into timeout by her!

>>30359545
weird fetish but good luck

Anyone gonna swatch Pippa tomorrow?

>>30359683
Swatch her? Why would I send her budget swiss wristwatches?

>>30359683
i am going to give her a big hug and tell her everything will be ok
if that is what you mean by swatch

oinky oinky

>>30360231
hi lumi i will try to better myself

>>30359598
I will!

>>30360280
>lumi

Honestly don't know where the Pippa rrats stand now and don't care. Her singing Black Parade in defiance of the gunt and his army of farmers was was fucking epic.

Lumi is the face of Phase Connect

It's of no surprise that I enjoy all of Gen 2.
But Airi? I didn't expect to keep liking her more and more.
She just keeps playing stuff I haven't experienced either and that's surprisingly fun.

>>30360804
The bigger the tits the better quality of streams when it comes to gentoo

>>30360804
I enjoy everyone except Hime. She's still in the shithouse and will be until she renounces trannies.

>>30360862
you take that back!

Panko pads her chest!

>>30360468
Woah, the fuck

>>30361005
Hey, man, that's just, like, anon's opinion. Or is Erina not the biggest? Pretty sure she is given that she's the tallest, no?

>>30360862
The fuck you say about my retarded daughter?

>>30360468
40k is probably going to be for her what Ultrakill was for Alice Sawyer and mixing Zatsu was for Miori.
Just this Oh Shit breakthrough type of content that gives her basically infinite growth potential.

>>30361109
I'm emailing fishman with a possible defamation lawsuit nigger, unless of course you can prove it was her

Admit it: Rie is unironically the best of gentoo if not for her TRA moment. As a vtuber she's head and shoulders above the rest.

>>30360468
>stops renouncing voDGODs
>inclines
Funny how that goes huh.

>>30361273
Kinda based of her to not go full pandering to them. If I were Lumi then I would at least have once a week 40k game as soon as that video blew up

>>30361312
Don't bother. The man is as good at responding to emails as he is at shipping out merch on time.

>>30360468
See Lumi? That's why people stream on youtube and keep vods.

>>30361369

I don't care about her retarded woman moment but I genuinely don't see the appeal.

>>30361369
I watched like 10 minutes of her mowing stream and she talked for like 30 seconds, so if quiet women are your jam then sure.

>>30361383
There's a reason why she's called yellow Suisei. Girl's very much someone who does what she does for the sake of doing it well.

>>30360468
I hope chat recommends some of the 40K strategy games over time
>Daemonhunters (old good, new good like X-COM)
>Dawn of War I and II
>Gladius (4X-ish)
Really, I only discovered them recently myself. I happened to take a deeper dive due to Joytoy figures and was pleasantly surprised to see all of these. Oh and there's Space Marine as well.

That fucking maintenance post still lives in my head rent free...
Fuck you for doing this to me.

>>30359014
>tfw mazdamundi irl
I'm gonna make it, bros

>>30361741
i can fix erina...

>>30361610
>yellow Suisei
Nobody calls her that, stop forcing it, and get suisex's name out of your mouth

>>30359460
overflowing with excitement

Lumi should sing Adepta Sororitas, guaranteed pickup by every 40k nerd

downplay status?

>>30361369
I like her moxie, but for me it's Airi.

>>30361735
Space Marine is gonna annoy her for the same reason GoW did i.e being a HP sponge musou with fairly low complexity.

>>30361376
I still wish people could've seen her enjoy Endless Space 2. I barely discovered it before the VODs started dying.

>>30361735
go back

>>30361751
Why are you French?

>>30361822
that is nice to hear
thank you anon!

>You will join the guild or be crushed beneath it

if i had the drawing skill i would edit the sasha-chan loli doujins to be about lumi and mazdamundi

>>30361927
i an already in a merchants guild
not sure if i am allowed to join a second one

>>30361751
Not French. South American like all lizardmen

>>30361851
I'd like to think the difference in atmosphere would make up for that, but maybe only that upcoming sequel will change things enough. No rush though.

>>30361891
>population bye bye?
>please elaborate on what this means
>i too would like to commit population by byes

Panco Conectado

>>30362011
It was also just nice seeing her marvel at space stuff.

>>30361369
I appreciate her attempts at CREATIVIDAD, but it will take a time of watching her streams for me to actually like her after her woman moment.

>>30362079
I do enjoy this edit

>>30362124
I have much to catch up with so I have to ask: which stream? Sounds hilarious.

>>30362079

>>30362011
This woman is made of sex yet I can't harbor any sexual feelings towards her. Is this what having a sister feels like?

>>30362079
was this ever confirmed?

>>30362207
BASADA

>>30362207
>wanted to try a new Mexican restaurant
>they don't open until tomorrow
damn

>>30361369
I really can't bring myself to care about a woman's offhand hot takes; they happen all the time. If she kept proselytizing then I'd probably get annoyed. She seems alright otherwise.

>>30362079
DIOS · PANCO · REY

https://youtu.be/l1CXp0udHoI
ToT

>>30362239
I feel the same.

>>30362447
my dick will not survive

https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys/status/1556656484070502401?t=5J-CaCfGN7D9olymUvX_aw&s=19


It's not too late guys, she still can be groomed.

>>30362447

>>30362578
AIIEEEEEEE WATER CHADS ITS OUR TIME

>>30362578
Grooming my daughter wife...

>>30362683
But forcing her to drink water will make the piss less flavourful

>>30362683
>scheduling by Mods
Does PC just not have managers?

>>30362781
They are going for quantity > quality

>>30362781
that's a bonking

>>30362781
Anon piss is extremely salty, the only way to make it good it to drink lots of water.

>>30362879
They have Mumi, that's it. Fishman needs to hire another one. Mumi is going to die at this rate.

>>30362781
But imagine how cute it'd be to watch her tiny body fill up an entire bottle in one go

>>30362879
My guess is she means coordinating with the mod as in
>I'm going to stream today at 4pm can you be there

holotard here
tenma clips are funny
sell me on phase connect

>>30363070
no go back

>>30362879
She probably means checking that stuff like the schedule tweet is free of errors.

>>30363070

>>30363070
Watch clips of other girls
If you find them funny, give the vods of said clips a try
If you seem to enjoy the vod, check the talent out doing other stuff as well

>>30363070
lumi if you like a misogynist gigastacy playing strategy games
lia if you like a menhera ryona enthusiast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hW6juioJn0
Remilia if you like a daughterwife
Erina if you like a smooth voiced mommy that seems to play block game and hollow knight hades

>>30363070
panko if you want a gura who streams

>>30362683
Remi adoption form

Remi's future mods will get one on one ASMR

>>30363383
I find Panko more entertaining than Gura.
I don't know if the shark exaggerates her retardation or if being under hololive made her worse, but I find it hard to believe that she can hold the attntion of anyone who isn't literally underage. She's like the Markiplier of vtubers.

>>30363575
from me

>>30363070
tenma if you want to watch videogames, lumi if you want lite gfe and videogames, but don't mention the gfe here, pippa if you like >fun (no videogames though)

>>30363070
They stream, is that not enough?

>>30358466
>>30358883
cat sex

>>30358466
the brap queen of Phase Connect

>>30357736
So that's who owns Lumi's cutout.

I found a real ad bot in /pcg/
responds to keywords in >>30326699
>>30326800 sells product
>>30326856 provides social proof
Do not fall for these bots or indian/chinese pay-per-post scammers which are the same thing

But Tenma I thought you didn't care about numbers? Was that a lie?
https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi/status/1556666466451312642

I like Lia
Only Lia
Lia!!!!

>>30364675
big if true

So /pcg/ what was the best phase stream of last week?

>>30362578
I will send a meme application, hoping to make Remi laugh I probably wont

>>30364855
The lia one that got deleted

>>30363070
Watch Phase Connect

Look we can all agree Yuri is built for hardcore jog fucking. But would you cuddle the cat while watching a movie?

>>30364855
Panko karaoke, for the misery

>>30364855
deleted Lia zatsu. Brat has been on a roll this summer think that is 4 weeks in a row she has been involved in the best stream of the week

>>30364855
Every Tenma stream is the best stream of the week.

>>30364855
Yuri 3D

>>30364910
Absolutely. I love this cat.

>>30365040
Based

>>30364675
The first post that started the chain is a reaction to Remi's stream.

>>30364910
I would cuddle the cat even without watching a movie.

>>30365137
Reread the post you're replying to, it's worded a bit weird and you seem to have misinterpreted

>>30364855
lia's drunk stream easily.

>>30364896
The mortuary assistant one?

>>30365283
yes

the heart & soul of phase connect

>>30363070
Talent freedom but, unlike Vshojo, not a meme. Variety but, unlike Nijisanji, without males.
Cute girls but, unlike Hololive, they stream.
You want singers, gamers, unhinged menheras, GFE, drama? we have all of those and more!
BUY THE COFFEE

Hime, I'm begging you, please let me lick your royal, forever-18, nice smelling, sweaty Hime Pits. I will pay the Hime Tax and more

As read by Hime:
https://files.catbox.moe/sem9e3.mp3

rie will never be a real princess

>>30365373
Reminds me I still have to buy the coffee.

>>30362447
what the heck is this Title. Remi cringe best cringe!

Look at this fucking cat and this fucking nephelim
Look at them RIGHT NOW

I hate vtweeter Rie.

>>30365439
She got a chuckle out of it, that's nice.

>>30365629

i want Tenmama to give me a lap pillow while she reads the Chris Chan letters

>>30365629
I'm looking at the cat tail.

i want lumi to call me a fucking nerd while i'm painting warhammer minis

i want lumi to call me

if you ain't runnin with it, run from it

>>30366071
Before or after she sit's down next to you to paint her own minis?

i want lumi

I need hag/christmas cake status of all the PC girls, stat!

>>30366071
I want Lumi to scream in joy as my dick pounds her cervix like a drum

>>30366173
before, the hypocrisy makes it better

>>30359203
They wanted to do some AR stuff where you interact with the streamer if they're online, otherwise you interact with their AI counterpart.

Tenma baitpost

>Tenma lost her virginity to her highschool boyfriend at 14
>He became Tenma's highschool boyfriend after he threatened her with a knife and Tenma got aroused
>They are still together

>>30366340
>at 14
Did schools even exist all those years ago?

>>30366340
:( why you pist this

>>30366429
(Bad News) I did in fact laugh

>>30366449
She is big leagues now at 50k subs. Ok mid leagues but still. The people should know. She talked about it in one of her early morning streams this/last week.

Tenma hit 50k

>>30364910
I would cuddle the cat while watching a movie, cuddle her while falling asleep after finishing the movie, continue to cuddle her while we sleep and still be cuddling her when we wake up.

I ate pasta with tomatoes, bacon and mushrooms
Lumi btfo

>>30361369
Couple things I don't like: injecting JP phrases while poorly larping as native, being unsure of what she wants to be

Things I do like: her sense of humour, her singing voice, her willingness to troll like the (somewhat?) Australian cunt she is, her creativity, her accent when the strayan slips out

Shit you couldn't pay me to care about: her politics

I don't watch Airi that much but could make an argument she is best Gen2 vTuber with a vtuber feel, Hime doesn't feel like one imo

Hime is the one whose future I'm looking forward to the most. I can see where Airi/Remi/Erina might be in a few months of years, Hime not so much.

I'd try to praise her weird/creative side if that's what you like, wish we'd get maros back already.

Gunt is treamimng on Cozy right now make sure to report him for all crimes aginst humanity his day s are numbered

>>30363070
>Lumi
Extreme Stacy energy, currently plays a shitload of Total War games + XCom.
>Pippa
Mentally ill yabbit who's /here/. My personal favourite.
>Uruka
Violin karaokes, total dork.
>Tenma
Japanese hag with pure hag energy.
>Lia
She's Lia! Menhera levels are off the charts.

>>30366536
As celebration for reaching 50k, Tenma is doing handjob event.
Look out for the google form soon and sign up in the discord.

>>30366536
can't believe this is being slept on
Tenma LOVE here's to another 50k

>>30366536
>>30366755

TENMA LOVE

>>30366746
i think the person who cums first should get to marry her

>>30366618
did you get rice pudding for dessert?

>>30361369
>if not for her TRA moment
besides your husband being murdered tonight, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?

>>30363070
Tenma is the best of JP holo experience but she speaks english and plays a ton of games

>>30366819
>making your own desert on a weekday
I am not that tryhard

>>30366846
>>30361369
Pipkun brought up Rie's comment on the farms and nobody cared. What is wrong with these people?

>>30366889
I fail to see how making a simple desert is "hard" or involves any ammount of "trying."

I want to correct Lumi sexually

>>30366983
I am working class, I have only eaten dessert on new years eve and christmas eve in my entire life thats why any dessert is tryharding

Please don't restart the whole debate, but Null's talking about Ralph and Flamenco. I'll let the thread know if he thinks the Pippa shit is notable.

I don't watch Panko, but her giggling during/after the Enemy spam is some of the cutest shit I've ever seen.

sitting here at my cubicle; just thinking about Lia

>please don't do x
>does x
Shut down your computer and phone and leave them off for at least 48 hours

>>30367233
god i want to choke Lia while she cums so bad

>>30367217
Not much to talk about, depending what null thinks is real or not I may dip or not.
Pippa's the next thing he'll probably talk about.

>>30367172
Not even for your birthday?

Fuck off

>>30367217
Report it to Youtube idiot

>>30367283
Either he thinks egg is real and chat spams him or he thinks egg is fake and talks about the grooming allegations after a few jokes about fake doxes.

>>30367231
Yes. Some anon tried to motivate us to do it because it would "get her wet" or something like that, Rie saw that post and made it happen.
The duality of her JKR take and that karaoke move.

>>30367394
The grooming shit is all I care about desu.

>>30367479
It's not grooming she was a TEEN not a KID, thirteen literally has TEEN in the number.

>>30367530
I'll decide what I think is gross, faggot.

>>30367530
>>30367584
Don't

>>30367623
bruh, that hairline tho

>>30367400
>duality
both of Rie's takes are good
I myself have spoken at length about JKR's bigotry and hypocrisy in all sorts of settings and everyone I've spoken to has agreed with me.

>>30367530

>>30359014
Did i got memed into getting ripped by you fucks to be left out of the race?

>>30367762
He was also a teen, so why is it an issue?

>>30367820
21 doesn't have the word "teen" in it you retard

>>30366137
I should look into where this creature meme began

>>30367861
You can't even drink until 21 lmfao fuck off dude.

>>30366183
Some would say Airi is one already
Some would say it can be prevented

>>30367817
no, Lumi just says shit and then does things that are contradictory
>tells viewers to exercise
>then frequently talks about feeding and fawns over big fat characters
in other words she is a duplicitous WHORE

>>30368005
There is no point in feeding a fat pig, she want us to improve and reach or peak performance so she can corrupts us into pigs with sweets, that's her fetish

>>30367530
If you believe that relations with minors is wrong then you would oppose his actions and want him to face justice.
If you believe that such relations are acceptable then you would also oppose his actions to remove a competitor from the market.
The fact that you defend means you must be him or one of the Godzillas. What does he have on you two? Did he pay for your kidney stone operations?

>>30359014
>DeVito's Penguin
I saw that movie this year, but I didn't realize it was him. Haven't seen much of him, neat.

>>30368005
are we doing this again?
Yes, Lumi lies and should not be trusted.
Her viewers that aren't from the 40k bump know that already.
You argue the loom out of the coomer

>>30367623

Pippa talk is starting, sadly

>>30367217
Well

>>30367231
Which stream is that?

>>30368132
PLEASE NULL SAY "WIGGY PIGGY" ON STREAM THANK YOU

Someone tell Ralph to snipe Null, he's on now.

>>30368082
What if its just a troll who want to argue and shit up the thread
Someone don't believe their own bullshit and makes weak argument on purpose
The man is an addict, don't feed him (you)'s, for his own sake she should be starved until he leaves

>>30368176
Her monetization celebration karaoke.
For bonus context: Look up her tweets about the spam before the karaoke. She really hoped one would happen, and when it did she became so happy and thankful. Really cute in a "little sister trying her best and succeeding" kinda way.

>>30368114
I just subbed to her. what did she do?

>>30366685
>>30367233
Lia is my mom.

>people ITT still going on about disproven rrats

LOOK MA IM ON TV!

Is this the kiwi farms thread

Are you going to janny for the manko?

>>30368176
Unarchived and gone, the moment was saved as clip on her channel:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1vbzqsGWG9I
There's a full archive somewhere, worth listening she sings good

>>30368370
no, this is the thread to talk about Lia and Yuri

The fat retard Ethan doxxed some random russian girl. Good job, fatso.

>>30362879
>>30363034
Remi doesn't understand time-zones.

>>30368294
she's fine, just don't trust shit she says, enjoy the streams, don't make life decisions around her and you probably won't regret much

>>30367320
No, between lunch and supper you have your birthday party with pic related and a butt load of different types of cookies so you are really not that hungry in the evening. And for lunch you usually get to pick whatever food you like and most pick pancakes (more like crepes than american pancakes) with different types of jam since that is a favorite as a small child and you usually keep picking it as you get older.
Nowadays I just go out drinking with the boys so no dessert there either

>>30368429
I don't know which is more hilarious, if the whole thing was a gay op or if the doxxer fucked up at the end but everyone trusted it no questions asked.

>>30368378
>kill the sun
https://youtu.be/L_hJxBUMuss

>>30368273
He could be a pedophile who defends pedophilia
or he could be troll who defends pedophilia and that makes him by definition a pedophile. Every so called troll pedo has gone the way of Yee in Singapore. No one defends this shit who in their hearts do not believe it.

>>30368294
She makes people seethe using her Stacy energy and her big numbers.

>>30367233
>>30366137
I like Lia so much. She is a hidden treasure and kino machine.

>>30364855
Pippa's Alcoholic Overwatch or Pippa's "Mental Breakdown" for its historical implication of the faggotry that ruins /pcg/ every couple of months.

will lumi play dawn of war? it is going to be released on gog

>he still thinks the fake dox is real
bravo joshua

Lia status?

>>30368397
the clip ends when the cute starts, they need a better editor
From the start: https://youtu.be/9aXAdaIwzGI?t=7514
Pankore: https://youtu.be/9aXAdaIwzGI?t=8979

the whole thing is great

>>30364855
The cocaine zatsu from Lia. It was the only stream that was able to stop /pcg/ from burning.

>>30368665
Hottest member of Phase Connect

>>30368665
Broken

>>30368665
Lia!

Has Zax said anything since he was outed?

>>30368429
>>30368226
>>and everybody else
Please kill yourselves, you obnoxious retards.

>>30368825
No, he isn't stupid

Please no raid shitters

>>30368713
>>30368775
Next stream when? I can't wait for the KINO so much.

>>30368919
nobody knows. could be tomorrow. could be later.
you just gotta be ready for Lia she's a real wild card

>>30368825
yeah he said they did this last night!

>>30364855
Best stream last week was Noir Vesper's Ancient Meme Review.
Take note Pippa and Lumi, this is how a real /here/tuber does it.
Best Phase Connect stream last week was Lia's archived stream.
Best Phase Connect VOD last week is Lia's Birthday stream.
Tenma's South Park finale, Tenma's Elden Ring finale, Tenma's Shovel Knight, and Remi's Getting Over it were also good.

>>30368986
God! I love Lia!!

how's Erina? I used to like Kronii but she barely streams, and Erina kinda reminds me of her

>>30368989
Kek

>>30369177
She streamed for 6 hours last night.

>>30368989
wow haven't seen this one since last year. it's relevant again huh? timeloops..

>over the last month, has had everybody in the company in her stream/chat begging her to logoff in fear that she might say something
what is lia's end game?
what are they so afraid she will say?

>>30369177
I am watching her play Hades right now, I literally could not watch her before because I thought she was incredibly boring but now I find her chill and cute. I think I am going to watch her when Lumi or Tenma dont have anything to offer in streams or vods

>>30368658
Josh and Ralph have the same level of intelligence, body fat, and journalistic integrity. Don't expect a man who worships Pizza Day as his Holy Day to have any sort of due diligence.

>>30368989
>on commission

>>30369177
She streams very consistently. Really only postponed a couple streams due to internet issues. Also, she actually sounds like she wants to be streaming and loves to banter with chat

>>30368943
I want to squeeze my mayonnaise onto that cat's eggs.

>>30369177
She is very chill, is slowly learning to enjoy streaming and gaming, and everyone and then she will have an incredibly cute moment.
https://files.catbox.moe/50si8t.webm

>>30369177
Kronii but much more affectionate, without the depression, or sexual hangups.

>>30368943
Is mayo on eggs some kind of oyakodon

>>30369338
my rrat is they are afraid lia will reveal the fishman/uruka affair

>>30369338
Sakana doesn't want Lia revealing to the world that the Phase Connect coffee isn't actually premium coffee.

>>30369177
You should know that Erina specifically requested her model to look that much S E X

>>30369440
Uruka doesn't even have a roommate to doxx, they'll never uncover it.

>>30361369
Anyone that was so offended by Hime that they're still seething is even more fragile than the alphabet people they claim to hate.
She's said on multiple occasions that the main reaction she tries to get from viewers is confusion, yet polsisters got triggered into infinity for several threads because it's just that easy to set them off

>find Erina
>already subbed to Reine and Kaela
What the hell is in the water over there? Why do they make so many sexy HAGS?

>>30369643
Rie you will never be a real princess.

>>30369440
let's say that happens, isn't 99% of the Phase audience in favor of that relationship?

>>30369693
no

https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi/status/1556690950008741890
AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE

>pippas face when she sees the stream

>>30369693
most of the time, i forget uruka is even in phase connect. she is very boring unless she is in a collab setting.

>>30369693
It would be nowhere near the yab level of pippa's thing I doubt anyone would care other than catalog baiters posting "CEO fucks employee"

>>30369728
JESUS SOVL

>>30369693
i think uruka's perv groomer crew will have an autism eruption if that happens

>>30369693
I wouldnt give much of a fuck, except for the reputation hit Phase would get

>>30363070
Seemingly the only small agency that isn't run by idiots. Chuubas have the freedom to do mostly whatever they want and they all stream regularly.
Pippa: autistic and likes stupid internet culture and manga - just like you!
Lumi: heavenly singing voice, supposedly not gfe but not really. Plays a wide variety of games and often collabs with her wife, Yuri
Yuri: Cute cat, constantly sick. Notable for chaotic and cursed ASMR streams. Usually very cute unless she's being very weird.
Lia: She's Lia! Your adorable, parasocial, menhera, daughterwife/best friend! She's bad at vidyagames but amazing at talking about BL and gore horror. She has the best collabs.
Michiru: Possibly the best gamer in Phase. JP and learning english to interact more with her EN counterparts. Her voice and laugh are extremely cute and uoh.
Tenma: JP but EN-fluent lolibaba hag, very mature vibe and acts like everyone's caring, alcoholic aunt. Also possibly the best gamer of Phase, she tries a wide variety of games and content ideas.
Uruka: unique voice, plays a variety of instruments and does karaoke very often. Bad at videogames, very good at making everything sound lewd despite herself. Randomly does hours long zatsu and twitter space in the middle of the night
Airi: gen 2 newbie. Has the incredible ability to constantly mess up and get bullied by everyone. Huge tits, likes to sing, cries when she's overwhelmed by horror or emotional scenes

>>30369608
It's on the farms for months

>>30364855
easily the Lia one
also at that time /pcg/ was in the dumps, the pippa "yab" came out, and all the other yabs were making people unwell, then then ITS LIA came in and manic energied some fever dream of a stream that saved us all

>>30370122
My mom would never let us down.

did an early Lia THIEF rep today as she played Thief Simulator and wanted to talk to somebody about it (you)
From July 28, 2021
>Lia is doing a mediocre wop impression that some in chat are calling racist
>Lia's big forehead is begging to be kissed and licked
>Lia says she hates fat fuck Italian's named Vinny
>Lia first break-in attempt is a house like looks like a dumpster with shutters
>she managed to steal an old TV that not even the pawn shop wants to buy
>the inside of Lia's car looks like it smells of cigarettes and braps
>"Shut the fuck up chat, I'm a great driver"
>Lia is so great at driving that she jumped scared herself and drove straight into a road sign
>Lia says she is a pro phantom thief
>Cops show up and tow Lia's car before she even gets into the house she's supposed to rob
>"wheeeen the moon hits your eye like a big piece of pie uhhhhhhhhh"
>She breaks into a another house, shatters all the windows, and leaves without taking anything
>Lia really is her academy's finest
>"I will ah cook-ah your a meat-ah-ball and then ah kiss-ah your wife"
>Lia begins beating a woman with a crowbar
>Lia makes the Wet Bandits from Home Alone look like capable thieves
>Lia said "Lia" only 12 times this stream

>>30370198
Based Lia

>>30370198
>>the inside of Lia's car looks like it smells of cigarettes and braps
>>Lia begins beating a woman with a crowbar
>>Lia said "Lia" only 12 times this stream
Kino

does pippa only do marshmallows every so often?

Tf...no Northern German Imperial Greatsword Vtuber

The power of looking like a grown woman and speaking like a grown woman

>>30370443
Shiina doesn't deserve those subs

>>30370443
don't let cucklings hear that

>>30370501
Carried by her model lmao

>>30370443
Nina from nijiEN was the first in her gen to hit every milestone too. The mommy market is concerningly profitable

>>30370062
Lia sure, but Uruka has stayed clean.

do you think gen2 has been doing below or above expectation?
i think there's been an incline overall here and there but it's pretty slow

>>30370443
remi bros... how do we save her?

>>30370443
GFE really isn't working for Remi

>>30370443
and not a single based chuuba among them
(maybe Panko will be based one day as she gets comfortable; she has shown flashes of it)

I love my idol wife Airi!

>>30370635
I want

>>30370579
below

>>30370564
I think the mommy market is something that more corpos should cater too. There are more women enjoyers than lolicons in the higher age brackets and the higher age brackets have money to spend

>>30369535
I never said that it's good, just custom. Buy it.

>>30370588
Let's see how the daughter ASMR stream does

>>30370748
I'll buy coffee beans that has been marinated in Erinas sweat and love juices, get to it fishman

>>30370443
the only noomberhomoing I care about is donos/members

>>30369643
>she didn't mean it
dyrbi?

>>30370635
she filtered me by being too obnoxious and whiny.

number niggers truly are a plague on this board

The rubes got watered

what are michan's donos like? how many oil barons does she have?

Wemi...

>>30370579
above

>>30370198
>Lia says she hates fat fuck Italian's named Vinny

Panko status?

>>30370999
Manko'd

>>30370579
Above: strong start, I genuinely like all the new girls, they seem to fit in the company and love being there, future's looking bright

water HATE

>>30370579
number wise? above.
actual entrainment value wise? way below expectations. most of them are basic chuubas that could work for any small corpo there is nothing phase connect about them.
airi, shiina, panko, erina are all dime a dozen. remi is just weird and you already know about rie.

>>30370794
what did she say?

https://www.twitch.tv/tenma/clip/GlutenFreePrettySpaghettiBuddhaBar-e6Vt65DaVgX_0Ket

>the calm start
>repeating im not gay three times
>the violence has escalated
>the yeah! at the end

Man I love Tenma.

I HATE Rie

>>30371044
>>30371055
the dubs the duality

>>30371107
my hate is cooling

>>30371055
>erina [are all] dime a dozen

>>30370710
>mommy market is something that more corpos should cater too

I fucking love you schizos

>>30371097
I love Tenma, how can she be this funny
If Rie said this this thread would go bananas

>>30370062
there's an allegation but no voice clip to analyze.

>>30371055
This is fair. While it's only been a month, none of them have had really strong streams that have stuck out as being great. The one great stream a gentoo has had that sticks out was the Lia, Airi, and da Michi one, and that one was mainly carried by Lia and Michiru.
Some are relying on the "this is a sad girl company ya'll! look at my menhera/pipkin!" crutch way too much

>>30371038
Noooooo... Panko bros :( IT'S FUCKING OVER

An I the only one who thinks hating somebody because they don't hate the same people you hate enough is rarded

>>30371097
>JUST PUT THE DRESS
I should watch Tenma more often

>>30370443
So this is the power of hags.
I shall offer my seed to her.

>>30367817
The race is for 10ma's foxussy.

>>30371110
>>30371171
Dual DUALITY posters
We are reaching levels of duality that shouldn't be both possible at once!

my perfect phase connect
>Pippa
>Tenma
>Lia
>Uruka
>Yuri
>Lumi
>Remi

>>30371221
What about hating someone who is very deep into a destructive ideology that has the potential of fucking up things to a point where I can't be a comfy leech anymore?

>>30371055
>there is nothing phase connect about them
how do you define being a phase connect chuuba?

>>30371294
swap out Uruka for Erina and perhaps Remi for Airi and its my perfect phase connect

Tell me about Airi.
Which stream should I start with? The Lia collab?

>>30371294
forgot Lisa

>>30371344
braps and pits. mostly braps and pits.

All of Phase should be Pippa

>>30368378
>>30362683
Is it worth applying to these if I have no mod experience and don't really intend to mod chat with any degree of regularity?

>>30371353
The outlast collab with Lia was really good. They have good chemistry together

>>30371437
Pipkin?

>>30370748
Unfun fact about coffee
If you are allergic to cockroaches you cannot drink coffee
This is because they are drystored in the open at he coffee plantations

>>30371353
I liked her motesolo stream a lot

Does Airi still want to be an idol?

>>30369693
The problem is that that would effectively kill the company.

>>30370579
Below, but partly because this general once again has completely unrealistic expectations

>>30371221
honestly you do you if it's rarded that's fine too

>>30362683
Grooming application

>>30371353
Lia collab is a gem of vtubing, it's on another level.
Her zatsus are great because she's good at being bullied by chat, I'd check her earliest stream because they start with a song, and she's a good singer with ojisan taste

There's an Erina karaoke where she hops on and saves the day being tech support, a different side of Airi there.

>>30371508
She better, my car isn't going to repair itself.

still heartbroken that she wears the mark of the beast. she was supposed to be THE one from gentoo that complimented lia, yuri and pippa.

>>30371447
No mod experience isn't the dealbreaker, it's the general unavailability.

>>30371475
>>30371493
>>30371530
Thanks, I'll check them out!

>>30371633
I just want to groom without all the extra hassle. If someone says nigger in chat I'd be inclined to just say based and let it go.

>>30371563
She still is. Politics aren't everything to her.

Women will literally change their worldview based on which tribe is currently raping them, this is what they evolved to be.

You can't fix the menhera out of your chuuba,
but you sure can fix her bad takes on social issues.

>>30371353
The tetris stream, she is actually good at it.

>>30371202
The gentoos talk about Pippa's sadness instead of their own.
Cowards.
Pippa, Tenma, Uruka, and Lia all discuss their own emotions. The gentoos do not. They talk about expected cheap fake plastic emotions. Not what they really feel

Just make the Lumi mods do actual work

>>30362683
>>30368378
Seems like both the fish and Muumi liked the Invaders model of mods as advisory staff, huh.

>>30371563
As disappointing as it is, I am still confident that people will forget all about it once she starts collabing with Lia. They are going to be a kino duo.

>>30371694
Maybe being a mod is not for you...

I love Tenma so much.

how do you guys post so much i can barely keep up with the threads

>>30371258
>One has to learn tolerance in the face of dualities such as happiness and distress, or cold and warmth, and by tolerating such dualities become free from anxieties regarding gain and loss.
t. Gita

>>30371742
Free labour is how you build empires.

I WILL marry Erina

>>30371344
Being a drama magnet fun to gossip about, if wew go by what gets this thread go fast

>>30371785
I'm bored at work and I like Lia

>>30371708
So what you're saying is that if we all rape Hime collectively she'll change her views to be more chud and schizo aligned?

>>30362683
please someone based apply to this, a based neet or something
trannies and other degens usually get the roles because better people don't have time to be jannies

>>30371759
but I wanna groom though

>>30362683
can't wait to join her in minecraft collabs on stream

Remi will be groomed

>>30371896
yeah, by me (aka The Ripper)

>>30371385
well if that's the case, then you should warm up to shiina because she has talked about "tooting in her sleep" and how she has ibs and is lactose intolerant.

>>30371344
NTA but honestly? Being funny.
Genwun and invaders are are so fucking magical because they somehow manage to be funny as fuck despite being women.

Fuck it I'm gonna get drunk and send in an application for the hell of it.

MOM, THE HAG FOX IS ON THE TV AGAIN!

>>30370579
I expected the most viewed to reach 100 ccv tops but their overall average is of 160 with Shiina and Airi steadily making it to 250.

>>30372069
for fun right? you don't actually want to be a janny do you?

>>30371487
Wait that applies to preground coffee where they grind mountains of beans with bugs into powder.
If you have whole beans you can rinse them then grind them yourself.
Cockroaches go on oranges too

>>30372256
I wanna be Remi's daddy.

>>30372299
sorry, bud
I am her father

>>30371742
Fish isn't sending any ads out for managers and invaders mods developed in the hostile CL environment so it makes sense if he wants to keep staff low.

i wish i could be a cute vtuber alongside lumi and yuri but im a boring guy

I really want to get into Airi's streams but she is so painfully bad at video games that it makes me want to bash my head against a wall.