/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

>>30315411
Previous thread: >>30282873

//// Mori Calliope Ch. hololive-EN
YT: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL_qhgtOy0dy1Agp8vkySQg
Twitter: https://twitter.com/moricalliope
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//// Team Calli – EMI Records Japan (Universal Music Group)
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Most recent stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucO0XKjEOqE
Upcoming stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d84haKcpG58

//// Music: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB8Nt5W7hnKA_pG2qljWbgVmJPobrLTm4
DEAD BEATS (September 12, 2020) EP: https://moricalliope.streamlink.to/DEADBEATS
Your Mori (April 4, 2021) EP: https://calliope.streamlink.to/2ndEPCD
UnAlive (March 21, 2022) LP: https://cover.lnk.to/UnAlive
Shinigami Note (July 20, 2022) EP: https://lnk.to/mcsnph
//// Stream end of a life: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXB26PzV31k

//// LIVE SHOW (major debut):
New Underworld Order
July 21, 2022 @ Toyosu PIT
//// VOD AVAILABLE UNTIL AUGUST 21 via SPWN
https://newunderworldorder.hololivepro.com/

Mori moments: https://pastebin.com/NNZ1QPiV

Remember to love your Mori. :}

Takamorpi

I love my pon cute reaper wife Mori!!
Remember to love your Mori!!

Don't make a new thread until Mori's stream tomorrow. Just go to global

>>30315808
I refuse to let shitposting fags dictate what I do

>>30315808
It'll be whatever. If it gets too bad I'll just leave.

>reading through the last thread
What a strange one that was, normally if a thread lasts all day it's cause no one's posting and there's no new content to discuss.

>>30315862
I support mods enforcing evaders and spammers not having a playground.

>>30315411

>>30315808
If one gets made just don't post in it, it'll die off.
It's what the Saplings do when Fauna isn't streaming.

She will be so damn cute when she loses some weight <3

>>30316049
>>30316135
Or they can just do their damn job for once, because if they're not doing it /here/ they'll be doing it all over global and the catalog
Hell, they'll be doing it anywhere anyway, and it's just an extra place for them to get reported for execution

What if Mori played ace combat and flew though a tunnel that would be so crazy

>>30316812
Ace combat would be neat, but I don't know if she'd be any good at actually flying

They're gonna announce the concert Blu-ray soon.... Right?

>>30316957
My wallet can't take it...I'm already starting to save for the inevitable Limited Edition Album

She will be so damn cute when she gains some weight <3

She will be so damm cute when she is in a wedding dress in the altar with me <3

Would you still love her if her booba got nerfed to C-cups?

>>30317177
More, NA C is my favorite size

>>30317177
As long as her legs and ass are still phat I'll always love my Mori

I think Mori should kiss Lui

I want to bury my face in Mori's tummy.

>>30317441
Why not the other way around?

>>30317177
I would always support her if she got a reduction for her health and comfort

>>30317488
I want to hear her tummy growl and poke fun at her for it, then serve her a delicious chicken meal

>>30317441
I think Lui should kiss my ass while I shower Mori with love

>>30316299
she will be out of your league

I think Lui should wingman me as I sweep Mori off her feet

Mori...

>>30317441
>>30317558
>>30317659
Lui is a creep

uh oh

>>30317715
she just like me fr fr

THIS IS IT

vagueposting hours

>>30317715
I think you should kiss the curb :)

>>30317868
what else can you say to that desu

ah shit

here we go again

>>30317902
I don't know I was talking about Lui and frankly I don't want to nor care to know what you dumbasses are doing

void womb...

>>30316957
Blu-ray usually announced after 4-6 months of the concert, no?

Retard still can't take her own advice. Why can't someone sit her down and drill it into her tiny brain to not let it get to her?

>>30318086
its fine to let it get to you, just dont hit the fuckin post button

>>30318086
you can't control whether it gets to you.
You can only control what you do after it gets to you.
She'll be with her mom soon and that will be the best medicine.

>>30318120
Truly nothing but negative thoughts and decisions when she's on that side, she should just browse pixiv all day for anime titties instead and be happy

It should be noted that it's 10AM over in japan and mori shouldn't have access to her twitter when she wakes up

>Look at the topical vaguepost
>it's just a mindless tweet, not even particularly negative or spicy in any way
Don't trust the vagueposts anons...

Watch Goomba race some Karts, Mori. Much better way to spend your time

>>30318459
>watching Gura
>few races ago she had a lead and then got robbed of first at the last second
It hurt to see

Dumb bitch has literally hundreds of thousands of fans but tweets with a couple hundred likes live rent free

wish she had a friend or two who would rein her in on this shit desu

if one of my boys was posting like this we'd have an intervention

>>30318459
No, she should watch Evo

>>30318455
It's the fact that it was influenced by the retarded stuff even we /here/ thought was stupid. They win every time they get a rise out of her

it always happens when she's stressed with travel

>>30318585
what even triggered it this time?

>>30318372
Sometimes I unironically think Mori would be better off sticking to /here/ and never reading twitter again.

>>30318530
tbf she prioritizes her less popular fanbase over her more popular one

Yea I don't get the big deal you clowns are making about this. Funny tweet, and that's about eet

>>30318603
I dont know either, Ive seen stuff around in the last few weeks but shes known about all that

>>30318585
That doesn't really qualify as a rise, just mild-manneredly thumbing her nose at it all. It's really not as big a deal as yall are representing it here.

>>30318629
at least here she can call people dumb niggers

>>30318634
its chip damage but its still damage

any response just feeds more, she knows this, we know this. but she can't help herself and it sucks

I hope Mori is influenced by Bae playing Ring Fit.

>>30318531
She gets left in her own thoughts too much honestly. If she ditched the loner mentality just a little bit and talked about it with friends who go through same stuff, she'd vent to them instead of social media

>>30317044
gains?

>dropping that tweet and with no likes, follow ups or anything else
Something about it seems fishy, gonna wait a few hours before forming an opinion about it.

She needs to move in with Kiara STAT

>>30318868
if she uses it in that upcoming cover i dont know if its funny or awful

>>30318774
morirony.jpg

>>30318868
I can help you out
shes a retard
she'll never get better mentally
she'll incline for months and build up good will and dump it all out over nothing. every single time

Please understand schizos are desperate to try spin anything as a win. Lean times for poor old Krampus can you spare a (you) sir?

>>30318774
here comes the global niggers

Is jork u guise

>>30318774
I just don’t get why she let shit like this get to her head it happen again

Stick to being horny and liking art early in the morning instead of angry and self-depreciating for no reason, Mori

>>30318711
Nah bro, it's all leangate 2.0 just like every time she breathes
Now watch as some fag spams on cooldown about it for the next three hours while everyone else talks about wanting to fuck her tits or something

>>30318849
As in her weight increasing.

I think i'm going to go play soem games for awhile.

>>30319035
Surely graduation this time?

>>30319070
thats the real problem lol

cant have 3 posts about a dumb, ultimately inconsequential thing she did. gotta spin it out into some major deal

Mori please stop acknowledging shit like this, even as a joke. Most people can tell what you're doing.

Sigh
Now what?

>>30318774
>>30319047
She doesn't learn, she just remembers. Why is this the one thing that sticks in her goldfish memory?

>>30318774
mori just needs thicker skin, I'm no stoic but why does she have to be offended so easily?

this one isnt even bad honestly, maybe it would have been better if she didnt do it but this time its an actual nothingburger and I thought the other ones were somethingburgers so you can trust me

Makes me remember the cringe shit I did back in the day and I wanna fucking die every time. Even if nothing caused this, then I can still understand waking up and just wanting to rip your own face off because you remembered something like that.

>>30319257
Whew.

>>30319237
Buy a working keyboard and learn capitalisation and maybe someone will fall for your shit

You guys really trying to psychoanalyze her random tweet?

>>30319265
Some days I wake up remembering the time I turned down a woman's invitation to a coffee date because I was too busy napping before class

>>30319331
unlike mori, i simply do not care. she should take my advice

Cope cuckbeats yall about to be the board laughing stock

>>30319353
I just want her to learn to hold her breath on stuff like this, thats all

>>30319353
Where do you think we are.webm

>>30319353
https://twitter.com/KobeniRule34/status/1555777922992160768
This is just about that (it's mori content, fuck you), and people on the QRT shitting on her yet again.

Obviously this isn't going to turn into anything but it is a clear look into get mental state and it's not a good look. And the fact that anti's will get whatever smug satisfaction they get from being aknowledged doesn't help either.

>>30319237
I unironically think it has to do with "putting on" that other personality again. She always talks about being stupidly negative and angry in the past and these moments feel like relapses. She was at her best around Halloween/Thanksgiving probably because she was going through that "finding things to be thankful for" phase

>>30319516
>> I unironically think it has to do with "putting on" that other personality again.
its not, because they are the same, and she does not have mpd

>>30319462
>A literal child got her in her feelings

>>30319516
The more she bottles it up the worse it gets. That's why she needed an outlet and it exploded in January.

>>30319462
Oh nyo!

>>30319462
>almost as many QRTs as likes
Holy shit, twitter kiddies are fucking hilarious

I miss T3 streams where she got to vent a bit. I unironically think that helped.

>>30319353

>>30319462
it really is amazing that people on vt are better at roasting mori than ppl on twitter

not even vt is stupid enough to try and take this out of context and pretend this is her actually trying. unbelievable really

>>30319747
I thought "she" was the outlet

>>30319516
Stop jerking yourself off with your dogshit psychoanalysis fag

Watch Bae's Ring Fit stream and talk about chadcast on it so that Mori will follow suit.

>>30320031
I want Mori to do it at the studio, preferably with Lui or Marine, so we have full 3D, but I doubt she would

>>30319921
>not even vt is stupid enough to try and take this out of context and pretend this is her actually trying. unbelievable really
I think that's the thing that gets to her, though. The general inability to get across that she's just fucking around. Since Twitter bandwagons so hard over the most stupid of shit, it's impossible for anyone to go "no look it's a fucking joke what the fuck". It's the fact that it's happening combined with the frustration of being unable to stop it. It must feel like literally everything she does is under scrutiny and nothing she does can ever be right or just her fucking around and having fun with the medium she most enjoys. Everything's gotta be a federal fucking issue.
But what the fuck do I know I'm just a retard on a taiwanese basket weaving forum.

>>30319462
I wish cyberbulling wasn't so hip with the Zoomers

>>30320107
yea i fully get it. i understand how fucking aggravating it must be, but you just gotta fucking hold it in and the feeling will pass

>>30320107
>The general inability to get across that she's just fucking around.
Seems like that's a thing on /morig/ as well kek.
God the people in this thread are autistic.

>>30320198
there's fucking around (good) and fucking around (eeehhhh) though lol

its just not a good look. thats all

>>30319858
I miss babytown..

>>30320187
Sometimes it just doesn't. Sure, it's easy to do when it's a few people or whatever, but she's in the public eye constantly. For someone who can't stop themselves from looking at the bad shit, it's like a drug. "Just hold it in" doesn't work for stuff like this at all, and eventually it'll spill over into things like this. It's all a goddamn rollercoaster.

>>30320092
She's still holding back on 3D streams till Myth can have their debuts.

I trust her ability to vent it out, she's been doing her best in recent months despite being constantly attacked
also I do hope she'll do LaL tomorrow after the telephone game, I don't think it'll work out later during the week with the travel and all

>>30320332
This is such a confusing picture without context.

>>30319995
I'm probably wrong about most of it sure. I was mostly basing it off my own impression as someone who watches her streams. Pokemon, Earthbound, early Jump King days she was incredibly happy from what I could tell, and was on a roll with putting feelings into songs like EoaL and Crown that were ultimately positive messages.

>>30320349
the urge to post about it immediately definitely passes. she really needs to learn how to vent properly and its one of the best things about streaming and music so id rather she did it there rather than making bad jokes that just make her look insecure

anyway this is just way too much in depth of analysis of the tiniest most miniscule flub so i think, in my opinion, we should all shut the fuck up

>>30320332
Good old Uno, missing Valley Girl Gura though or was that the one with Kronii and Bae?

>>30320400
she vented pretty well on Instagram a while ago

>>30320349
Would be nice if she just posted "I love you guys" or something. Then she could read comments about how much people love her and get some positivity.

>>30320515
She did less than 24hrs ago

>>30320400
She's fine, she didn't lose her shit when her sister leaked their Airbnb or when her mom posted those pictures.

>>30320509
bro, congrats on waking from the coma but you slept for nearly 6 months

>>30320349
>>30320499
Dial a friend's number instead of a sarcastic tweet and make the joke to them. Then talk to them about a good movie instead of literal zoomer trolls on Twitter

>>30320515
not really how it works

>>30320515
The shitty thing about it is that positive posts like that, when they're overwhelming, end up becoming the norm. They become the background noise that you just end up tuning out. But then the hate you see feels more REAL, it feels visceral and fresh and you just latch onto it so much more easily. Welcome to fucking impostor syndrome.

>>30320611
Probably because that affected more than just her, it bled into Gura's streams too.

>>30320360
Yeah, I know
A little disappointing, but I get why she wants to
I'm glad Ame's been making use of her studio stuff at least

>>30320710
also gura is amazing at handling this shit and definitely sat her down and told her exactly what they were going to do and she'd never do anything that would risk dragging her friends in

>>30320693
It's a bad look especially after she was able to get those 1-on-1's with fans who clearly love what she does and put a lot more effort into expressing that than a single hate tweet

>>30320693
I don't know, just come post /here/ and anonymously call some people faggots instead. There's better options.

>>30320349
She just needs to realize those people legitimately don't matter. They don't make content of any kind, they don't buy any merch of any media, they don't have any say in what she does and they don't have any opinions worth following. They just regurgitate shitty information and live their whole lives on twitter and drama.

>>30320823
>>30320836
Oh yeah, there's absolutely better options. I'm just trying to explain why doing something like this can be addictive.

>>30320823
BAD LOOK BAD LOOK BAD LOOK BAD LOOK Jeuss fucking christ is that all you fucking care about OOOOHH NOOOO VT IS GOING TO SHITPOST ABOUT MORI AGAIN HUUURRRRRR why the fuck do even give a shit about this I want to fucking throttle you across the sea you insecure faggot

>>30320823
i think she's completely acclimated to the usual vtuber anti freaks but this being some outside group swooping in suddenly is jarring

the thing she said in one of her streams a while back about how those people wouldn't even like music by her inspirations and the people she loves is what she needs to remember

i just want her to be happy guys ; ;

>>30320924
I'm thinking she just loves the attention, good or bad

>>30320972
Very likely. I get the same way.

>>30320934
Based, same and true.

>>30320792
>gura is amazing at handling this shit
Not really, she just avoids everything and gets away with it because a lot of her fans baby her. Which admittedly is better than what Mori does most of the time.

>>30320693
Yeah I can see that. Reminds me of when she said she used to deal with it by bottling up all her emotions, but that included the good ones too which made her feel guilty because she said she would read kind comments and dismiss like every other comment.

Hey Mori, this is totally a hate tweet and you should tweet about how it makes you feel instead. I know it made me have a visceral reaction.
https://twitter.com/wait_ar/status/1555919115000647680?s=21&t=Btr0mxuQfT7lEvnVf4LriQ

>>30321140
You viscera get erections?

>dude just don't post about it and ignore it and do positive things instead
You cannot be lacking this much fucking self-awareness
Follow your own damn advice

One might say, don't take the bait

>>30321199
I always used visceral as a synonym for "primal" so yeah

>>30321140
Those proportions are fucking terrible.

>>30321205
>Posting anonymously on a basket weaving forum is the same as posting on a public account with thousands of followers.
Seriously?

>>30321205
I’M GOONA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>30321278
So are Noel's real ones. Doesn't make it any less hot

I love my moon princess

>>30321341
Yes. Both solutions are just to turn off your cell phone

>>30321381
The people's Moon Princess.

>>30321102
It's such a volatile balance. Especially when you refuse to take nice comments because you're afraid you'll let them go to your head, thereby letting it go to your head but in the complete opposite direction.

I'm going back over some live performances and Spiral tones from her bday live is such a fucking good one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrcZEjdrkRg&t=1554s

>>30321381
MY moon princess

>>30321278
I've been thinking about it ever since Bae and IRyS had that conversation about sagging, and I think I really do prefer tits that have weight to them with that heavy curvature
Chloe's are a great example

Where's she off to, deadbeats?

Just reboot the other persona. Kill it, and debut something that's not a cynical representation of your insecurities.

That's my problem with the other side: she's like the Hulk to Mori's Banner.

>>30321553
my house

>>30321503
Rikka is crazy underrated, the guy sounds great (especially without the over mixing the official version did to him)

>>30321566
deemo is great and fun and you retards who have never listened to her music outside of the song thats get memed here need to stop making this post over and over again

>>30321566
>Mori as a she-hulk
h-h-hot

>>30321566
>capeshit analogy

>>30321686
>unironically using "capeshit"

>>30321533
prime for paizuri

>>30321686
Would you prefer Jekyll and Hyde?

>>30321503
Yeah that was basically everyone's reaction.

I swear to fucking god I think that raid last night really did make everyone on this godforsaken hellhole of a board much more retarded than usual.

>>30321738
Just think about it, you could cup your hand under one and lift feeling and seeing its weight, and just look at the perkiness

At least she will be back in America soon. Being around mamamori seems to be good for her.

>>30321664
Except that most of her actual good music are proto-Mori and not whatever anything aggressive she did.

>>30321553
To get Ina's crowbar and do some bashing on soft skulled doomfags

>>30321566
>Comics analogy
THE AVENGERS OF VTUBING

>>30321840
I'm just glad her outlet is music and not mass shootings

>>30321957
Alright

>>30321957
Doesn't stop her from dressing like one sorry

>>30321957
Why not both? >:}

>>30321949
Would you have preferred that I said that Mori is Quattro Bajeena, while the other side was CCA Char?

>>30321957
tf do you mean mass shootings are based. Plus she's the reaper, it would be thematic.

>>30321957
She's ass at FPS, no way she's making it passed the school gate.

>>30321957
if my mori did a mass shooting they probably deserved it

>>30321957
>>doesn't know about Apple Bee's

>>30321957
>lived in Texas most of her life
>Likes to wear all black and trenchcoats (like she mentioned in Matrix watchalong)
>heavily bullied as a child
We really did get lucky, shit...

>>30321957
She used to have a diary of violent acts she fantasized about commiting

>>30322183
Yeah, on my dick

I just hope this doesn't lead into ANOTHER fucking song about antis. She's already overdoing it and it's getting really repetitive. I don't want her to get stuck in just one topic, I want her to explore new shit and see what she can write about that.
Captcha: SRDAD W

>>30317441
I think they should both kiss me

She just needs a good dicking (from me)

>>30321503
also, fuck, CapSule reveal was fucking wild
fuck, the entire EP is worth it for that live performance
also her reaction after the UMG announcement was so goshdarn cute, that giggle

>>30322224
i love off with their heads and that one ep she did is maybe my favourite thing she's ever done but everything on this subject that needs saying really has been said

Whenever I need to vent I find some random thing I don't need anymore and just beat the shit out of it with a metal rod. Works pretty good.

>>30322224
Her life experiences are currently stagnating and she need new events to inspire her. Like having a family.

>>30322224
Mori NEEDS to stop making "Own the Haters" songs, its literally ALL she makes:

>失礼しますが、RIP
Acted like a proper idol for about 3 lines before giving a middle finger to the ENTIRE culture and those who would hate her for it. Also, the line "Jealous haters out there" is very telling of her future songs
>DEAD BEATS
Boasting already when she hasn't done SHIT. The line "We on another level, when the dust settles/An actual scene outta hell" shows how arrogant she is
>ReaperかRapper
Starts out idol like again before switching to her REAL SELF. Also directly addresses her HATERS by saying they will "sell"
>Live Again
The most obvious of the songs carrying this theme in her debut EP. Especially obvious when she lists, "Fatalities, fallacies, sweet and sour, simmer, freeze" like she can't live without the HATERS that she built her whole career off of.
>Cursed Night
Was gonna give her a pass on this one because it seemed like she was owning up to her haters but NO. She just had to include, "shut away the conversation of my 'highs-and-lows'" which means she obviously WONT EVER LEARN.
>Cloudy Sheep
Snuck in her DERANGED message into her senpai's song with lines like, "the higher they fly, the harder they fall" and "She lost heat." From WHAT Mori, from WHAT.
>Wah Wah World
She specifically CHOSE to make a song with Kiara JUST to own those who hate Takamori. And she even gave herself the line, "人生変えられなくないないないない" THAT BITCH
>Off With Their Heads
The song where she is KNOWN to specifically WANT to "OWN THE HATERS" in. Antagonizes twitter telling them that they should DO SOMETHING, how dare she.
>Dawn Blue
How dare she turn a song used for all of hololive to be about her own CRUSADE against the haters. Hiding it in the second verse not used in the promo saying, "Let go/ Of the days you thought mattered so" like out HATE of her wasn't JUSTIFIED.
>Ibasho (Where I Belong)
She was PAID to do this and STILL made it about owning those who said she couldn't sing. She even says that, "On the day that I promised I’d never turn back" like she CAN'T STOP making it about THEM.
>Red
She just can't stop thinking about her haters saying she, "can't get rid of all ofthese thorns in my head" but then dares to say that she is, "owning the throne." SHAMELESS.
>The Grim Reaper Is a Live-Streamer
is now antagonizing people who are just CONCERNED for her saying, "You kinda 気になる、looking like I don’t sleep enough." Her OBSESSION with owning the haters has now expanded to the point where even those who are on her side and want whats best for her are now HATERS.
>GUH
GIVE. UP. HATERS. What more can I say.
>いじめっ子Bully
She THRIVES on the hate and will tell you it was, "all for you." She NEEDS it and will create more haters by bullying her fans until the have the SPINE to speak back to her.
>Empress (Calliope ver.)
Chosen to EXPLICITLY tell haters to fuck off. The original song was about change but she TWISTS it saying, "Something wrong? Guess I'm gonna show you my appeal!" as if she hasn't done ANYTHING bad EVER.
>spiral tones / 律可
The start of her saying FUCK IT to ALL the HATERS by collabing with a MALE. even saying, "All of y’all’s ideologies hella ancient/ Jump, fall, no apologies, but your anxious" which means she will NEVER apologize for her crimes.
>GETCHA!
Now she goes on and tries to say that she DOESN't want US haters around saying, "Getcha out my life boy" when CLEARLY she can't live without the HATE.
>Envy Baby
Another Japanese original that she CORRUPTS to be about owning haters. Adding the line, "Pile up those complaints/ Stack them high, your "HIGHNESS." Now she sees herself as some sort of queen, how ARROGANT.
>King
Really Mori? Saying, "you're the one I love-hate/ So take the bait," is baisically professing how much you LOVE all your HATERS more than your FANS.
>End of a Life
She really couldn't help herself, releasing this song the WE haters said she shouldn't just to OWN us. Really owning up to the, "villain you protrayed"
>Myth or Treat
Forces ALL her genmates to OWN HER HATERS with this DRUNKEN RAMBLING. Saying they're, "dead set on giving you a fright," "babies hiding behind your screens," and "Ding-Dong".
>THE BADDEST
She knows she's BAD, its in the title. Talking DIRECTLY at her haters as she HIDES behind other holos taking lines like, "백 퍼센트 덤비지 못해 죽여주잖아" to take SNIDE shots at her HATERS.
>Graveyard Shift
She starts out saying, "It's always been 'Life vs. Me'" and then FORCES her FRIENDS to act as her HATERS just to OWN them. WOW.
>Crown
Even on her FRIEND'S song, she just HAS to go, "Let it be your reason to rebel." Her haters are LITERALLY her reason for doing ALL of this. How pathetic.

>>30322160
How many other chuubas can you say had a chance to be a school shooter

>>30322311
Yeah, with me

>>30322370
you really wanna go down this road>?

>>30322295
May I suggest a punching bag and other assorted equipment?
Helps with your fitness reps while letting out the aggression
Mori should get one too, and by a punching bag I mean myself and she should beat the shit out of me and maybe spit on me

>>30322311
Kek. That's what happened with Sheeran. Tides literally talks about him being a father.

>>30322295
I'm a pyromaniac, so I like to order cheap plushies off the Internet and like to see those fuckers burn in my firepit outside. It's really relaxing.

>>30322361
>USSEWA
The HEIGHT of her EGO where she baisically tells all the HATERS to SHUT THE FUCK UP and compares herself the GENIUSES like Ado and even USES her FRIEND to help her say all this by getting her to sing along.
>Yona Yona Journey
Another collaboration with a MALE in which she says, "Atmosphere can't hold me" as if she is ABOVE is all. What an EGOTISTICAL woman.
>The entire Lo-Fi album
This bitch thinks she can just release the same SHIT over again, its just like how she always talks about her haters.
>Journey Like a Thousand Years
Another song that she forces her genmates to fight HER BATTLES. Specifically, the one she has LEECHED off the most is MADE to say, "Every bruise, any scratches make us feel more alive!" as if she is the one who enjoys owning the haters yet we ALL know who really does.
>「Q」
Now with her INFLATED ego, she brings her SUPERIOR, Gwar Gura, into her battles to own haters with her. Sneaking in lines like, "Talkin' shit? You only exist to get pissed and fight" while forcing the shark to fight against her own fanbase in a Music Video just to WIN against THEM.
>Unalive
Now she THINKS she can just straight up tell her haters to KYS, but she can't help referencing thme in her raps with lines like, "Resentment, the more you're told" like the fool she is.
>Dead on Arrival
She's USING her FANS to stir up hatred for her as seeni in lines like, "There's room in 地獄 to learn your place as fishing bait!" She WANTS them to attract HATERS because that's who she really wants as an audience.
>Lose-Lose Days
"Who gives a damn if they’re right?" LITERALLY using her misplaced sense of UNITY to fuel her battles against the HATERS.
>Huge W
Another obvious song where she is CLAIMING VICTORY over her haters. "THIS LOVE OF HATE OUGHTA BE FEARED" is right
>Resting Power
A song about FIGHTING against her HABIT of CLAPPING BACK against the HATERS. Maybe she wouldn't have to walk over "Eggshells" if she could just STOP for a second rather than speak her mind.
>Scuffed Up Age
She CHOSE to, "give up and play the bad guy" and by the end of the song says she'll, "choose to love it anyway" which OBVIOUSLY means she LOVES the hate she'll get.
>Ouroboros
She YEARNS to, "traverse that forest of thorns" and even tries to JUSTIFY her MISTAKES in an attempt to DAB ON ALL THOSE WHO HATE HER.
>Wicked
Again EMBRACING the HATRED she cultivates HERSELF with lines like, "A couple might say 'stubborn, rude, hard to please'/ And the crazy's appraise me wit 'secret sleaze'" its literally ALL she can talk about.
>Capsule
Drags her senpai AGAIN to CONVINCE us that she's won against those who hate her. "I won't be a doll, but I'm still owning those eyes"? The line SAYS "owning" right there how more OBVIOUS can she be?
>MERA MERA
She thinks she's HOT shit now. "Silly ass looking shit, gotta shake it up" is baisically saying she HAS to keep the haters alive.
>Holy嫉妬
ANOTHER retread of the same old calling out the "Jealous bitches... tryna stir shit up" when really she's talking about HERSELF as seen by the ENTIRE second verse.
>Kamouflage
She TRIES to pretend that she this ISN'T her whole identity saying its just camouflage. But deep down she KNOWS that we are, "predicting all [her] flaws."
>Make 'Em Afraid
She is getting DESPERATE trying to say we're AFRAID. She's "ready and willin/ [to] make me your villain" just to KEEP all of the haters.
>Let's End the World
She's given up ALL hope on not singing ONLY to those who hate her. Literally saying, "they HATE my guts" and that she'll, "play 'em like a fool when they numbers dip" she now RELIES solely on the hate to get NUMBERS.

Even now she's probably writing MORE SONGS fueled by HATE and from this pattern we KNOW that she will NEVER learn.

>>30322361
This fucking bitch, she loves her haters more than her fans

>>30322427
>>30322361
This level of dedication on the shitpost is so Mori.

>>30322388
Oh hey that's not a bad idea. Thanks anon.

i think mori should play doom (1993) possibly cooperatively with ame

>>30322361
mucho texto

>>30322295
My memory is so shit I just ignore and forget about it

>>30322417
I could never do something like that, I get immensely sad if I ever break something let alone something cute

protip: I am so fucking mad

>>30322548
I have a mental condition where I just want to hurt cute things

>>30322572
We know, Mori.

>>30322361
>>30322427
I sometimes think this copypasta would be improved if it acted like the actual "own the haters" songs were normal songs.

>>30322517
I think Mori should play Golden Eye 64

>>30322295
Didn't Kiara talk with Mori about wanting to go to one of those "rage rooms" in Japan way back?

>>30322517
I think Mori should play Halo with Ame

I think Mori should play Tunic

>>30322656
The fuck is a rage room?

>>30322758
I think Mori should play Okami.

>>30321957
I'd shoot up a school for her

>>30322361
>>30322427

>>30322572
Look at cute girls and listen to happy music Mori. Here, you like fluffy things, right?

Deadbeats, I need the BIG rap parody Mori soundpost about money.

>>30322788
A room filled with shit you can break with a sledge hammer.

>>30322758
I think she'd actually like Tunic, it's pretty cute

>>30322788
a place that just lets you break shit with blunt weapons.

>>30322848

>>30322656
these sound really fun but "taking out your anger" literally just makes you angrier and its well studied

>>30322572
Play Ace Combat 4, always calms me down

>>30322820
I agree, Okami is the best Zelda game.

>>30322572
play cities skylines

>>30322937
Studies can suck my dick.

Breaking shit makes me feel good.

>>30322883
Persona and Rust seem to be her next targets

Bae weighs 105 lbs. She's a child

>>30322822
Please don't. I don't want deadbeats to appear on Fox News as "le angry incels"

>>30323041
MORI NO KENS STILL UNDERAGE

>>30323109
>105
Holy shit, I could actually lift her over my head

>>30323034
Drugs do too. But that shit is poison.

Mori is dating me btw.

t. female

>105 is small to Americans
roru

>>30323109
>105
It would be so easy to put her into the mating press...and she wouldn't be able to stop you.

>>30323233
Post pits

>>30323109
>Imagining all the furniture I can fuck her on

>>30323109
My sister weighs around that much...

>>30323278
It's tiny for Asians too. A full 15 lbs under average

>>30323310
imagine the amount of brats you can make with her

>>30323112
only if the mori voice in my head asks me to (she's usually very chill)

What is going on in this thread

>>30323278
Yeah because the average height here isn't 5'2''

>>30323383
Daigo is playing Idom

>>30323278
The rest of the world isn't as malnourished as your country

>>30323383
Gura actually won a MK race

>>30323383
>we want to fuck the rrat

>>30322931
kek thanks anon.

>>30323383
I'm fucking pissed about mechanical bears

>>30323278
Americans don't have an average height of 4'10", flip

>>30323400
Is Bae even that tall?

>>30323383
Tokido got his shit pushed in 3-0 and now Daigo is playing Idom.

>>30323635
I'm pretty sure one of them mentioned that Gura was actually taller than Bae

>>30323635
don't know, just know she is very small.

>>30323278
Americans also typically grow to adult heights anon

Who is the tiniest, frailest holo vtuber?

>>30323758
unironically fauna

>>30323758
Luna

>>30323758
me

>>30323758
Ina's a stick and I have no reason to believe she couldn't be broken in half easily, baring any eldritch intervention

>>30323805
Doesn't she go to the gym and lift?

>>30323852
Didn't she beat gura at arm wrestling?

>>30323436
Will Mori ever do the GG+R stream?
I want to see her play a autistic fightan that has a funcional online, unlike Xrd

>>30323855
She squats

>>30323894
Barely.

>>30323758
Kiara maybe? She has good fitness, but couldn't even press the power button on her PC hard enough to turn it on at one point.

>>30323805
No, Fauna is normal girl height. La+ is smaller than Aqua who is heavier. Marine is next Bigger, then Gura and Bae.

>>30323855
I don't think so, Kronii goes to the gym fairly regularly tho.

>>30323939
But she's tall as a normal girl.

>>30323898
She's not gonna do it anon. The whole reason she even entertained it was because Xrd netcode was ass.

>>30323928

Post crispy and or cruchy Moris

>>30324052

>>30324052
Air Crisped

When will we get the Mori ring fit arc? I want to see Mori do it as training where she sings/raps her songs while doing it to practice for the next live show.

>>30323971
She might not be the shortest, but i think the frailness makes up for it.

>>30324164
Fauna isn't as frail as Kiara, Ina, or Luna.

>>30324206
??? I said Kiara, not Fauna.

ArcSys needs to make a Holo fighting game.

That would be the perfect stress reliever for Mori

>>30324143
Once she thinks it's ok for her to use 3D at home for normal streams.

>>30324303
It should be a baby game that all the girls can play without becoming super skilled.

Make 'Em Afraid actually sounds kinda cracked at 1.25-1.5x

>>30324303
Honestly surprised there aren't more mainstream Hololive crossovers, we're almost two years into Myth, get your shit together YAGOO

>>30324390
I don't know what this zoomer shit means. Are you talking about your nightcore again?

>>30324329
She should just do it, Ame already does, Gura seems to have the ability, and I don't think Ina has much interest in 3D.

>>30324390
nightcorebeat...

>>30324303
That or the guys that made MvC3. I need that 3v3 Holo fighting game.

If Mori Calliope asked me to kill someone I would do it specifically and only because she asked me to.

>>30324480
Tell her autism that. I honestly think she might not use home 3D until all of myth can go to Japan or every single of one them tell her it is fine.

If Mori Calliope asked me to kill someone I would do it specifically and only because she asked me to.

>>30324519
Yea same here

>>30324492
You know what they probably could get Eighting now that DNF is out the door.

But it should be CvS2 style ratio system so you can go all in with your oshi or build the perfect unit.

>>30324544
She didn't even use the accessories on home3D at all when she did use it

>>30324598
I wouldn't do it because it would obviously be a test to see if I watched streams. Mori doesn't like when people steal her job.

>>30324598
You just need to listen to streams she's asked me to kill like five people so far.

>>30324303
It could (and would, considering current ArcSys) have autocombos on every fucking button, no directionals anything and one button supers and these bitches would still play like shit in a way that not even quantum mechanics can explain

>>30324649
She has only used it for Bday call ins and the BDlive super readings right?

>>30323898
She should play FighterZ, especially now that it has rollback on PS5

Tempus is tweeting Mori...you know you want to log on and make furry and mag jokes to cheer yourself up...

>>30324734
HotlineMiamibeat...

>>30323034
oh its really fun. but it doesn't help with anger

>>30324052

>>30324721
If she asks you to do it, it's not stealing.

>>30324771
I'll be honest, if it wasn't for Mori responding to them on twitter I would have already forgotten that they exist...

>>30324752
Fundamentals are something you gotta earn. That's why even with Rising Thunder, the seasoned fighting game players were shitting on the newer ones despite the simplified controls.

>>30324875
Then it's working!
I haven't watched him yet, but I heard this Magged guy is very entertaining.

>>30324752
>autocombos
>the girls still keep dropping the combo

>>30324931
He's genuinely the best. I don't visit /MANS/ but he's even got people gay shipping him with RIO and the memes are hilarious

niggas in austria

>>30324767
La Morida tocando las Bolas del Dragón...

>>30324931
All the new homos are pretty entertaining if you don't mind watching dudes. /MANS/ is getting a bit too gay for my tastes though.

>>30324931
all of them are great desu and I'm interested in what a collab with the girls will be like

>>30324875
Vesper zatsus are great, don't really care about the other 3

>>30324875
The old man makes me realize me own age

>>30325076
I simply don't have time to watch them. I can barely keep up with Mori much less the other myth girls.

>>30325076
I only watch Vesper, Mag seemed pretty funny but I don't have the time to watch them. Axel seems pretty forgettable and Regis has an annoying voice but apparently he's a savage so I might give him a second chance.

>>30325125
It's kinda weird they seemingly used their shoot ages instead of some kind of lore bullshit, is that normal for Stars?

>>30324875
They’re worth giving a shot, I’m glad I did at least.
I think all the NijiEN guys are unwatchable fujobait, but Magni and Vesper are pretty entertaining.

What's with the Mori butthurt today?

>>30325076
/MANS/ is just gay enough for me. I would let Rio suck my cock too.

>>30324444
>>30324487
no, I just used the YT speed up function, but it sounds more like hardstyle than nightcore

>>30325310
Rio is female, I cannot be convinced otherwise.

>>30325249
Oji-san is definitely older than his profile age, by a good margin
The stuff he talks about can only be truly experienced by a kid from the 80's

>>30325288
>today
Niggers are always mad at Mori because she's better at their own culture tolerable than they are.

>>30325156
yeah that's understandable. I mostly watch magni and vesper, but regis seems to not be as bad as i thought but his voice filters me and axel seems to be a giant likeable himbo.

>>30325288
RM makes random tweet. People overspeculate.

That's all.
>Yes, I imply that Mori sometimes really wants to look back at things and choke out her past self.

I can't lewd the rat, she is just too cute

>>30325249
They’re more normal ages, but not their actual ages. Vesper’s roommate said he was 35, but Vesper’s debut said 28.

>>30325384
Vesper is 100% in his mid to late 30s.

>>30325288
>today

>>30324931
Nowa's hot sauce stream left my sides flying
his game streams are hit and miss, but that's mostly since they're hardlocked at 1h still

>>30325484
His zomboid streams have been amusing, especially the first one.

>>30325288
Not even just mori, the whole board is flooded with retards from all edges of the internet after yesterday's raid

>>30325484
Still? how long are they going to be locked?

>>30324421
There was the Disgaea crossover and Aqua and Fubuki are gonna be in some visual novel aren't they? There's not many but they've made it into more than just mobile games now.

>>30325462
After Mori (who I have real sex with every night), IRyS and Bae are the most fuckable ENs, followed by Ame because she has so much delicious art.

>>30325541
First month iirc

>>30325462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gvFtWq8CAY
lewd the feesh instead, she's a deadbeat too

>>30325567
I agree with IRyS but Bae is like a little sister.

>>30323806
Luna is doing her reps

>>30325644
I have no relation to Bae so I just ant to rail her tiny flexible sexy body and listen to her go deep-voiced while I fuck her..

>>30325462
That's ok, I can

>>30325462
Just have to try a little harder

>>30325567
I would honestly date every Holo with the intention of marriage

Psychologist here. Mori hates /here/beats

>>30325429
She should want to choke her present self out sometimes too, specifically before she hits that tweet button sometimes

>>30325621
Could also watch Ame build some cities.
https://youtu.be/qvPUdzCChFc

>>30325743
I'm going to marry every Holo first

>>30325743
Someone post the next picture please.

>>30324143
It probably won't happen because mori is insecure about her weight so she wouldn't want to enter it on stream

>>30325738
Did they have a Destiny Child crossover recently?

>>30325768
but mori was the first /here/beat?

>>30325567
EN Power Levels go

Mori>>>IRyS=>Kiara=Bae >>Mumei=Ame>>Kronii=Fauna>>Gura>>Bae (El Hermana)

>>30325768
This is false because she loves me

>>30325820
Nah, this is just some art someone suped up with Live2D

>>30325801
Easy fix, just enter whatever number she wants.

>>30325801
She goes to standby on every screen like that anyways. She was afraid of keyboard suggestions for god's sake

>>30325885
Ina Ina Inaaaa…

Have you been productive today deadbeats?

>>30325789

>>30324875
I could not care less about any of them but god are their fans obnoxious cunts. Please please please watch them they’re so much smarter and better, they’d never have tech issues like stupid women. One of them literally doxxed himself live on stream and their roommates all got caught because one of them did a Nene.

>>30325922
You think someone would do that? Just go on their Switch and tell lies?

>>30326033
Actually yeah, I got my room cleaned and packed up my stuff since I'm moving tomorrow.

>>30326033
Yea I had to do a 12 hour shift at work does that count?

>>30325975
Below even Super Sister 3 Bae.

It may be the octopus phobia talking but even "Ina's Back" never did anything for me

>>30326077
That second one was the niji gen

>>30325942
>type in n
>niggers

>schizos in the catalog are so retarded they think the gyakko cover teaser is her teasing a model for the roommate or something that will indicate she's graduating soon

>>30326180
Would never be the hard r

>>30326180
>type in d

>>30325784
I'm going to sleep actually, just dropped the link for a friend coomer

I've been watching a lot more Mori since Sana graduated, i've known she's a cute dork but man she is REALLY cute, bros

>>30325885
Mori>>>IRyS=Bae>Watson=Mumei=Gura>>Fauna>Kronii>>>Kiara>>Ina>>>>Sana (Forma de mejor amiga desde infancia)

>>30326232
Very well could be a model but she's obviously not graduating anytime soon

>>30326302
Based stream watcher

>>30326232
stop bringing catalog shit in here retarded dramanigger

>>30326268
>type in k
>type in s

>>30326317
If it's a model... Can we have a thread?

>>30326033
I'm probably getting fired tomorrow so I don't care.

>>30326317
If she gets a model does she become on topic?

>>30326232
>>30326317
Complaining about off topic retards in catalog here makes you just as bad as them

>>30326317
>>30326383
Are you guys retarded?

>>30326383
Idk what standard etiquette is desu

>>30326237
>She's been here for so long
>Watched boss nigger
Dyrbi?

>>30326383
Didn't it take months for Kson to be allowed because they didn't know what to do? Probably won't happen.

>>30326302
they were really similar in certain regards, sanalitebro, that's why they vibed well together

>>30326383
Maybe, but don't get your hopes up for shit. There's no reason to believe she'd get a model.

did some bitch actually talk shit during the CR expo?

>>30326383

That's always been a mascot, not even supposed to be "her".

>>30326495
>>30326419
Actual fucking retards. I prefer blatant anti shit to you people

>>30326495
If she does decide to get one, isn't that final proof that she, in fact, likes being a vtuber?

>>30326610
yeah, which is why she'll never get one

>>30326596
Haven't heard anything about that except that someone yelled about feet at Gura

>>30325885
I forgot a couple adjustments
Fauna Blanco is between Mumei and Ame while Fauna Calvo is equal to Gura.