/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>30265328
Finally caught up with the L4D collab, and that was honestly the most fun stream I've seen in a while.

>>30265043
The pain can do shit like cause the heart rate to spike and fuck with the respiratory system a bit if he has underlying problems, but generally the worst he's gonna have is the pain and some cramps.
It's not very dangerous with how little he consumed. Maybe if he chugged a ton of it straight from the bottle and somehow managed to keep himself from throwing up, but that's not the case.

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1556202814241927168

>>30265328
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1556201129112993793
Leader...

Uncle Nowa my beloved

>rm thread just died at 800 posts
But hey good thing i cant post an image of a pancake at hlg

>>30265665
link to thread?

>>30265410
Anon... there's no point to the game when you keep ending it every thread.

>>30265436
i love this blunt dog

>>30265436
>>30265465
I am starting to think they are actually friends lmao

>>30265328
>OP image
cute

>>30265665
tf why are so many rm threads all of a sudden?

>>30265436
This guy

>>30264597
https://files.catbox.moe/2ywhpa.png
I don't know what possessed me to pick this meme in particular, it doesn't even fit. Possibly the worst thing I've ever made, I already regret hitting submit.

>>30265328
>OP image
gay

>>30265899
SEAhours or discorddoxxers trying to raid the catalog im assuming...shit scary

>>30265899
Coordinated raid from a gay SEAnig doxxcord. It's painfully obvious because most of them hate the reaper and she's the one getting all the threads.

>>30265899
a graduated person made a tweet

so anons which monetization stream was your favorite

>>30266282
Let's just say there's a reason one of them got as many donations as the other three combined.

>>30266282
Vesper and his suffering.

>tfw leader has serial killer hands
Sasuga hero

>>30266282
Vesoer's suffering was fun but I liked the pancakes the best. but I'm an incorrigible maglad

This thread really is a safe haven. The board was shit. The Jannies at these hours are shit.

Forsooth, what in yon FUCK is happening, where are the mods?

>>30266282
I like magni's because of the 6 horas posting

>>30266521
Mods arrived. Apparently SEA can no longer upload images.

stream doko?
I need the boyz to entertain me endlessly

I'm gonna hide here bros. What the fuck is happening.

>>30266282
Honestly I liked all of them, but Axel's nervous singing was cute and Nowa torturing himself was also fun. Those 2 stood out for me. Others were cool too.

>>30266521
theyre here now

>>30266615
I really admire the dog for not breaking his stride despite the issues. cute chat too for cheering him on

I pray for this mans asshole. As a lad of spice my self he is not going to make it.

>>30266521
Nothing us mans should worry about. Let us continue to drink tea and eat spicy food in our walled garden.

>>30266573
I can still see they're posting pics on new threads though

Nowa right now.

>>30266282
Regis' stream is very comfy, and I appreciate him going out of his comfort zone by choosing those songs.
Axel's Black Cherry is still the highlight of his stream for me.
Magni's stream is cursed, especially because he added whipped cream to the members' pancake art looked like he magged all over them. But it was hilarious.
Vesper's sacrifice for content will never be forgotten

>>30266282
Magni's was the funniest, though the absolute gall of Vesper can't be understated I feel like if I were in any of Tempus's shoes I would be Vesper doing something absolutely psychotic and then suffering from consequences in the following stream. I would definitely do that

>>30266690
How much did he even put on? He said 2 teaspoons or something, no? I got the impression he actually put on a bunch of sauce, not the tiny skidmarks you some do on the original show.

>>30266330
his viewer demographic probably also helped with that number. i mean didn't he got 2k even before he started

>>30266848
one tablespoon actually

>>30266690
I could've sworn there was something you could eat that would ease the stool. Was it a peanut butter-honey mix or some shit?

>>30266854
Yeah, he was above Altair and Axel about 5 minutes into his stream already.

>>30266797
Nowa...

>>30266848
For most of the sauces he used around a tablespoon of sauce each, iirc. I think it was around after the Da Bomb that he lessened the amount to around a teaspoon per sauce.

>>30266848
Dunno about the last dab. He put a tablespoon for everything up until the 666k sauce, for that he did like a bit over half a tablespoon, so probably around 2-3 teaspoons.
If he said how much he used for the final one I don't remember it, I feel like he just did the same as the 666k sauce again though, I don't think he's the kind of guy that would pussy out there.

*proceeds to bury a child's corpse*
KOWE MOU KAOW MOW VUKIYOE NA TOUKOU MOW

>>30266282
I'm interested on their possible unarchived karaoke and while it's fun watching a man make raw pancakes...

suffering = entertainment

Buy?

to the anon that wanted altare lewds

>he laughs at you
what will you do?

>>30267190
Oh my~

>>30266947
>>30267015
>>30266866
But the fork won't hold that much sauce? Or did the drench the pieces of chicken with sauce and ate it with as much sauce as the piece of chicken could hold ? Either way, it doesn't matter. The point is that it was several times more than what the og show has, which is more than impressive.

>>30266573
Testing

>>30266282
Magni's was my favorite partly because I'm also a drawanon. However, I will never ever forget Uncle Nowa's sacrifice, godspeed you fuckin madlad.

>>30266282
They all had their moments. Altare crying (surprised he was the only one desu), Axel and his chat going apeshit on that Black Cherry song, Magni's kino smol Ame, and Vesper dying and updating about it on Twitter.

Is Uncle Nowa begging Mori to make the pain stop?

>>30267487
Vesper was definitely super overwhelmed and close to crying at the start of his stream, he said himself he was just kind of sitting there not knowing how to go live, what to say, while his loading screen was going for 5 minutes.
If he didn't have the hot sauces to keep his mind occupied and had some time to just chat about whatever he 100% would have broken down.

I didn't know my favorite sauce to use a tiny drop drop in soups was only 500k SHU. He only started regretting at the 1 million sauce right? Man has pretty good tolerance.

I fucking need more Axel covers. I am fucking stuck listening to the Yoidore Shirazu video over and over again.

>>30267431
It's not even a horny image, but I'm still overcome with lust... I think I'm too far gone...

>>30267190
Weew lad

>>30267725
Da Bomb (140k?) was the first one that really got to him hard, but that's probably more because it's literally designed to taste and smell as unpleasantly as possible rather than the actual heat.

>>30266282
Magni's but vespers close second

>>30266800
>especially because he added whipped cream to the members' pancake art looked like he magged all over them.
it still amazes me how magnations can imagine anything magni does as lewd

>>30267793
I mean he's pretty hot

>>30267487
>Axel and his chat going apeshit on that Black Cherry song,
Man I need an official cover

Toilet bros, how are we doing right now?

>>30267259
mating press correction

My boywife (with his bowels completely intact)!

>>30268057
>with his bowels completely intact
Not after I'm done with him

I've found my goal in life. I must uplift myself from NEETdom and send Vesper my first akasupa on his anniversary

>>30268115
Begone Rio!

>>30266282
Magni's, but out of the 2 karaoke streams I enjoyed Altare's the most. My kinda music, plus I think we haven't seen Axel's full potential until he can stand and sing

>>30268131
ganbatte anon

>>30268131
Good luck anon! I believe on you.

>>30268131
good luck anon! i'm thinking of saving up too so i can get their memberships

One thing I wonder is how long Magni was prepared for that cooking stream? Because those gloves looked very high quality, probably it took quite some time to have those made.
I am just happy that he actually did that than using normal black gloves, it shows a lot of dedication.

>>30268131
You can do it, anon! Good luck!

>>30268330
Like Ves said, 'Everyone is hard working.'

im gonna hide here for a while

So I listened to the original black cherry and let me just say it was absolutely unnecessary for Axel to make it sound as sexual as he did

>>30268330
Yeah those were pretty impressive. They look professional.
He probably plans on doing a lot more handcam streams in the future so he went all out for them.

>>30268445
Stay safe out there, anon!

>>30268131
Same

>Magni was most grateful for the fact that he's made some genuine friends through Holostars
He's such a cutie...

Predict the boys reaction to going though the hot sauce gauntlet Vesper will force upon them

Today Vesper is going to stream in the bathroom

>>30268586
>surprise zoombie out of the bathroom

>>30268445
hunker bunker

>>30268676
Altair will die for real. He keeps trying to brag about how spicy he eats because of how competitive he is about the dumbest stuff so he will probably go way overboard.

>>30268676
Regis will tap out immediately
Axel and Magni might compete with each other, but both will him after da bomb

>>30268452
It sounded better than the original imo

>>30268676
Suntempo Toilet Story: Tempus Edition

I'll actually shed a tear when /MANS/ devolve into /hlgg/ or worse.

JWU, why did everyone shit on the catalog today?

>>30267955
>'Creamed' the other members and then ate them

He honestly makes it pretty easy.

>>30268853
Discord raid

>>30268788
I think Mags will die. Reggie has kimchi genes. Axel is aussie. I don't think Taiwan does spicy shit.

I hope the boys can consistently collab every Monday for at least a year. They're entertaining to watch.

>>30268676
I can't wait for that stream
The pained coughs of tempus with vesper maniacally laughing in the background

>>30268853
I have a feeling it started with the Pippa thing. Then the Sana tweet just escalated tensions. I'm guessing the boys' monetizations angered a lot of the Nijifans too. And now it's ALL OUT WAR.

>>30268911
>Reggie has kimchi genes
He rinses his kimchi

I love full tempus collabs they're hilarious together

>>30268841
it will, when bait posts become so common that every thread will have multiple (You)s for the most basic take.

>>30268953
THE VTUBER WAR STARTS NOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>30268853
idk but I hope jannies get their pay cut in half for this blunder

I was catching up a bit with some Nowa's vods. Not sure how serious they were about it but I think is cute that one of their goals is to buy a gamer house for all of them to live in.

>>30268676
I hope their off-collab place has 4 toilets

>>30268788
>He keeps trying to brag
I can't get a handle on him at all honestly.
It's like he has a personal story about every single topic that comes up, it's really hard to tell for me if he's actually being serious and did all that shit or is just quickly spinning tales on the fly to try and look interesting and cool.

Like how he just conveniently had experience tying his karate? yudo? belts or whatever together and around his bedpost to climb down from his window from the 2nd floor as if he's some kind of western teendrama character when it became relevant during A Way Out for example, there's so many random ass anecdotes that just seem like shit you'd quickly make up on the spot that seem horribly cliched.
I'm not saying he's making any of it up necessarily, but it just all sounds so fucking fishy.

>>30269019
Not to be a downer but this is almost impossible. Coco's pushed hard for holohouse, even urging Rushia and Suisei to move in with her. But if some schizo stalker follows them it's a big yab

>>30269056
Unironically take your meds anon.

>>30269019
Oh god my heart. These boys seem like they really like each other and appreciate just having each other to talk to. I hope that happens though for real.

>>30269019
not that I think any of them are as insane as Final Fantasy House people but lets be real it's probably not a good idea

Catching up with the VODS.
>Magni has actual model-appropriate gloves
Fucking based

>>30269019
Unpopular opinion but I want them to play Apex and win tournaments together, I know everybody /here/ hates that game but it's fun to watch and it's the perfect team game you can't win alone

>>30269056
>We're starting to get unironic schizos
This is how we know we're growing as a thread.

>>30269109
uncle nowa's a prepper and regis is a black belt in taekwondo and kumdo...they'd be prepared for any intruders

Apparently all of uproar are taking english lessons

>>30269019
Has there ever been a scenario where a content creator house has not gone horribly wrong

>>30269168
Apex is fun, you just need to watch the right streamer. Vsaikyou is only boring because everyone camps until the last ring

>>30269221
The UK guys?

>>30267190
fuck that's hot
thanks anon

>>30269197
Magni also has a conceal carry permit as well, they'll be fine

Uncloe Nowa status?

>>30269221
Ludwig's? I think? Idk man i don't watch flesh tubers that much

>>30268610
He just want to have fun and have a comfy life with his new family

>>30269202
They're not going to learn English, practically every vchuuba that tried ended up reverting to PASSION ENGLISH YES in the end.

>>30269128
I probably should, I do feel like a schizo saying this, but it's like every other story he tells just rubs me the wrong way somehow.
For example today when he quickly threw in how he ate a Ghost Pepper before and then "spent the next couple minutes with his mouth under the faucet" as if that would help at all whatsoever and not make it infinitely worse.
There's always small parts about everything he says that just don't seem quite right and it always happens in collabs when he seems to be trying to get back into the conversation - Maybe he's just awkward.

I've been watching hololive for over two years and never spent a single cent on any of them.

I will pay for a Vesper membership.

>>30269299
I'm going to save him and give him a smooch on the forehead before bed every night.

>>30269305
Anon you are a schizo. I've done wilder and stupider shit in my life and I can only urge you to go outside and socialize if you think any of this shit is weird.

>>30269297
Asshole is sore and burning hot.

>>30269305
Fuck you faggot. Stop writing your gay bar plan here.

>>30269186
Usually a thread develops resident drawfrens before jumping to the schizos. Why are we sequence breaking?

>>30267173
You planning to suck some people off for 6 hours? sure if not no

>>30268610
Yeah he doesn't seem fazed by the subscriber numbers or how much money he was getting in initial superchats, but likes how he has reliable friends that aren't just around to want things from him. I think that's the best reason to join up.

>>30269380
I have no idea what that's even supposed to mean.

>>30269305
>>30269056
His stories sound like he went to college.

>>30269295
now im just imagining some menhera stalker trying to get into the tempus house and once they succeed they get jumped by all the guys. nowa and magni are armed to the teeth with guns while regis and axel are holding fucking claymores or something kek

>>30269305
He has some sort of autism anon, it just makes what he says seem a bit odd is all. I think he got bullied a lot when he was younger so it tends to impact how a person expresses themselves. Just don't work yourself up too much over it.

>>30269221
Like I get that, even hearing "gamer house" bothers me because I can only think of content creator houses where they get a bunch of influencers to live there. Often ending in drama and what not.
At least I find it cute with the Tempus boys because even though they shit on eachother a lot, they mostly respect eachother for anything bad to happen.

But a stalker situation could happen but I find it very unlikely.

>>30269387
What do you mean? We already have the magni dick drawer. We're still in sequence

>>30269221
The Creature house went pretty well if I remember right

>>30269387
We do have draw anons though don't we? I saw some saying they'll draw some porn at some point.

>>30269297
On the toilet.

>>30269369
Not that guy and I love Regi a lot, he earned my respect, but come on anon... come on, he's a little weird

I gave Nowa my first aka today. It'll be weird hearing him say my name...

>>30269109
>tempus house gets doxxed
>not because of stalkers or bad opsec
>because one anon noticed a house on zillow with an underground bunker, meth lab, cctv cameras and SAM turrets

test

>>30265328
That's cocaine

>>30269533
icle

>>30269533
SEAnon

>>30269305
>>30269056
i think he sometimes just likes to exaggerate a bit coupled with his weird speech ticks that makes some of the things he says come across as a bit odd

>>30269533
>Anon ban evading by resetting his router

>>30269533
dubs still work congrats

>>30269202
>all
Not really. Only Uyu is taking lessons with an English teacher

>>30269202
The same way Aruran and Temna learned English I'm sure.
Some Duolingo reps for a few weeks then realize it's too hard and give up.

These guys have really made me realize what kinda content I actually like to watch. I do not mean to throw shade or anything, but I've enjoyed these guys' streams more than any EN stream I've watched, and I was there from the start. It's definitely me just realizing my own personal tastes. Nowadays I mostly just tune into their stuff or Kaelas and I used to membership and SC a good amount. It fucking blows my mind.

>nowa ojisama shitting magma into the toilet
>”it was worth it. it was worth it. it was worth it”

Forever Anki

>>30269056
anon his pl has hands that's buff af. normal people don't get that through nothing

>>30269304
I think the Japanese might have brain damage, even SEA can learn passable English

>>30269715
Holy fuck are you me? Because I feel you one hundred fucking percent my dude

>>30269706
I have never seen a Japanese Vtuber actually learning English yet I see many overseas Vtubers able to learn Japanese to a decent level. Are the Japanese just incapable of learning a new language?

>>30269715
I enjoy Tempus too, but it's interesting to me that I've had the opposite realisation.

>>30269720
Imagine the smell

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1556226695014690816

>>30269289
np anon. i'd like more lewds too but i suck at anatomy

>>30269792
Lack of potential situations to actually practice the language

>>30269792
>I have never seen a Japanese Vtuber actually learning English
Ayamy learned English pretty well, I don't do my reps but she can express herself well enough. In general though with languages you either learn it as a child or you never learn it at all, and especially not in the short 1-2 years you see most vtubers for

>>30269863
>you either learn it as a child or you never learn it at all
not with that mindset

>>30268953
>Sana tweet
I'm curious to ask but don't want to shit up the thread with off topic drama

>>30269014
>jannies
>paid
roru

>>30269706
Temma didn’t just do duolingo. He was actually reviewing basic grammar until he dropped it entirely one day. He might be the best in english among JP right now

>>30267190
Thank you, now I can couple this with the sound byte of him saying "marry me, marry me"... after I cut out the "I'm pregnant" part. Or maybe I'll leave it in? Who knows. I love my lunatic husband

>>30269445
>this is over ten years old now
https://youtu.be/-uohAgj3e6I
Fuck me dude, I watched this the day it dropped

>>30269886
Check other threads on /vt/. No need to shit up this one too.

>>30269792
Subaru has been really serious about her reps ever since she went viral overseas with the duck dance webms.
She's pretty competent at this point, kind of awkward at speaking it since she doesn't have much practice, but her reading and listening comprehension are very solid.

>>30269478
Sorry, should've used off instead of weird. I just meant that none of his anecdotes are weird enough to warrant anon making conspiracy theories about him fabricating shit.

>>30268953
>women being women
lole. I still like Pippa though

>>30269902
I wish for nothing more than him bringing back his morning english study streams. It's what got me into holostars.

>>30269925
Is that a behelit?

>>30269221
didn't the id 1 girls share the same house for a while. seems like they still get along well after that and even when they still lives together judging by the piggy bank clip

>>30269881
I mean there's literally a bunch of neuroscience research into specific brain structures optimised for language learning that are active in children and become inactive as you age. In general adults are better learners than children in almost every imaginable field and discipline, except for learning languages where children completely blow adults out of the water

>>30269792
Japanese is slow so many of them cannot keep up with the speed of English.

I just woke up and what the fuck happened in the catalog

>>30269221
>>30270023
Both the "JP Holohouse", more like a few apartments on the same floor of a big building, and the "ID dorm" were perfectly fine and didn't cause anyone any issues.

Watched Altare and Axel's karaoke. Gotta say Altare was much better than Axel simply because Altare was very confident in his singing.

>>30267583
I don't usually relate to vtubers (or streamers) in any way, but that anecdote about how he'd be dumpster diving if not for his friends really got me. This man is 100% authentic.

>>30269202
Where did you hear that from? I don’t know if Fuma is taking proper English lessons, he’s starting duolingo tomorrow though.

>>30270077
People said discord raid, and I kinda have to agree. Some posts were weird as fuck

>>30269886
Sana’s back possibly doesn’t hort. If you want to learn more just check catalog or hlgg

>>30270098
can't trust the boys though
they're bodies are pumped up on sex and testosterone

>>30270069
stop making excuses anon
do your reps

>>30269792
https://youtu.be/ggbvv9qdCzw

>>30269946
She's alright but I was talking about someone who knows about English to a SEA level, someone like Kobo at least. Someone that you don't have to significantly dumb down your speech or having to allocate significant brain power to deciper their spoken English.
Subaru is probably the best amongst the HoloJP but I don't watch them to know enough about it.

>>30269962
It appears to be missing an eye for unknown reasons. Good eye anon!

Why did Altare ask for m preg?

>>30268927
Probablythe first 6 months. If they keep getting popular then it’ll devolve into biweekly then monthly then whenever the F they’re free.

I'm glad nobody made a big deal out of Axel yabbing himself

>>30269715
I’m exactly the same. I’ve watched Hololive for years, and I don’t watch my favourite girls anymore (one of them is MIA so that hardly matters). Then I found my favourite in Holostars JP, and I haven’t even been watching him much because tempus has taken my attention.

They give me that similar feeling to how I felt when I first discovered Hololive, I watched Asacoco live every morning, and I’d watch Korone’s endurance streams. I got into it for entertainment and laughs, and the tempus boys have been delivering just that.

>>30270192
How can the boys keep it to themselves? We all know that men are just waiting for excuses to devolve into hungry sex beasts that won't discriminate gender.

Kinda wanna cute Bara for the next gen.

>>30270278
Because Axel was singing Black Cherry and the lyrics were basically about wanting to be cream pied

So did the success of Tempus trigger the schizo posting in the catalog?

>>30270278
Axel sang black cherry, you do the math

>>30270320
If only I had talent and work ethic

>>30270253
>image
Altare is Mumei's gimmick done right. It has to be subtle or it doesn't work.

>>30270209
A-chan is unreal, she said she studies english 3 hours a day and I believe it because it's working for her.

>>30269886
>/vt/ schizos get into their head that Sana is graduating because of a crippling back injury that will leave her paralyzed within months and spread that narrative everywhere
>Sana roommate is sick and tired of people asking her if she's okay and how she's feeling so she tweeted she's "healthy and just wants to live her own life"
>/vt/ schizos are now spinning narratives about how she's a chronic liar, never hurt her back, betrayed her friends, etc - even though she clearly did hurt herself at some point in the past and it just healed over time
it's all fucking retarded, best to just ignore it entirely

>>30270366
since she has managerial duties its probably important for communication between branches i'm assuming

>>30267190
I'm that anon, but I can't see the spoilered image for some reason using my phone. I'll take a look when I get home. Thank you so much drawanon! Will wait for the other two prompts

>>30270320
I want a cute femboy for the next gen. I still miss Kira and Kaoru.
Having a femboy and a bara in the same gen would be funny though.

>>30267190
Hoo boy that's gotten me hot and bothered I tell you huwhat.

>>30270400
It's off-topic. Don't feed the tourists here of all places. It's like with animals, you give them a bit of something and they start coming back for more.

>>30270340
No. Because that’d imply it’s nijitards or /#/ shitting the board. It’s just some underaged anti-vtuber discord probably

>>30270443
I mean, if Cover wants to direct fujos somewhere, they can totally get a Kaoru-model for StarsEN2

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1556227939599286273

Cute... I'm looking forward to Axel's possible playthrough of Spore...

I want a shota for the next gen.

"Holostars EN 2? Do you know how much power I'd have to give up to be a holostar?"

I'm 100% tempuspilled after nowa's monetization stream. I've never had this much fun in all these vtuber years damn.

>>30270565
unironically too powerful to be a vtuber

>>30270421
I don't think that's it, they already require the managers for ID and EN to know Japanese. She seems to be doing it just to be better at her job, even though she's not required by anyone to do it.

>>30267190
Any chance you’ll make one with a female partner in the future?

>>30269387
Loli Axel drawanon... probably busy and ditched the sketches...

>>30270551
I feel like he'll either struggle to even get through the tutorial or be a complete savant at it.

I lost a lot of respect for vesper after he burped on stream

How there the monetization streams?

>>30267779
https://mega.nz/folder/01tWyS6D#6ckmGdLjsDRNB3HFGhmgxA
Enjoy

>>30270604
>Evolution is basically trial and error over across billions of years
With enough time even the smoothest of brains can build amazing creatures.

>>30270672
chill time with da boiz

>>30270551
yeah Axel creating a retarded Magnimon is the logical next step

>>30270523
Personally I wouldn’t risk femboys for EN if I were management since the west is all about identity politics nowadays and shotas are no go. Noone wants more SJW shit

>>30270691
Well except for Nowa. I'd say it's the complete opposite of "chill"

>>30270357
I think Mumei is cute, but male yandere is just better. Altare has a sense of irony that it's funny to day things he wouldn't actually say, because he's pretty sensitive. It's cute. I love him.

I hope he doesn't wear himself out trying to appeal to others, just be yourself! And also marry me I'd offer to have your menhera children but for some reason I get the feeling you don't want any lel

>>30270654
Timestamp?

>>30270734
nah, that's peak the boiz and me shenanigan fun

I'm still amazed how composed Nowa was while eating something spicier than mace.

>>30270738
>doesn't want children for some reason
>flashback to how he throw rocks at children in Zelda, and want to punt the little girl in Ghost Train and event want to sell her kidney for 5k dollars

...yeah, for some reason...

>>30270764
>the boiz and me shenanigan
Surströmming when?

hello.. if any of you are free right now Uyu is having his summer outfit reveal.. I hope you can stop by.. thank you..
https://youtu.be/rZCLnHY41wc

It was weird how Cover immediately announced the audition for StarsEN2 before Tempus debut.
However, after two weeks, I really do think that Cover made the right choices with these guys. I guess Tempus is another win for Cover's scouting team.
It's amazing how the track record from Cover is quite good with Holox, ID3, Uproar and now Tempus.

>>30270864
>Regis holds his composure as best as possible but vomits
>Axel immediately ducks out
>Magni talks tough initially but immediately starts heaving when they open it
>Nowa actually eats it

>>30270897
I'll pop it on :)

>>30270898
>Cover immediately announced the audition for StarsEN2 before Tempus debut.
Wait, so there's a chance new boys are on the way already?

>>30270994
In a year maybe.
Tempus auditions to debut took like a year too.

watching clips of starsJP doing a 3D physical fitness test on stream makes me want a gym stream from tempus where they just lift heavy weights and display camaraderie, it just appeals to my inner /fit/…

>>30271049
I never even had a chance, fuck. I thought they'd open up in a year after I could get my reps in.

>>30270898
You are wrong anon, the auditions didn't "open" again, they have been open since like a year ago. I think you assumed that because they were promoting it that they have open auditions after the boys debuted but again, it was always open.

>>30270994
Probably they are taking auditions again now. Not to mention people had theories that there's a fifth Tempus member because of the weird lore in the manga.

>>30270430
i'll start with the axel one next ;)
>>30270588
sure i can make one! you can throw some prompts too if you want

>>30271073
Just like what Magni and Axel said, start now.
Don't hesitate.

>>30271073
you still have a chance though.. auditions are permanently open..

https://streamable.com/jtyb8a
How long until Tempus gets 3Ds and can do a proper concert you think? 3 years? 4 years?
Myth still hasn't gotten to do their 3D debuts...

>>30270994
They made it so HolostarsEN have always open auditions, like HoloJP, HoloEN and HolostarsJP. So they’re working on it

>>30271115
I've been practicing guitar until my fingers are red and bleeding and singing until I'm hoarse. I still won't make the cut since I can't establish an audience online

>>30271139
Whenever japan opens back up
So 10 years

>>30269421
On the other hand living together worked really well for ID1

>>30270994
If there's a new debut this year, it's the 5th member who's speculated to be a vsinger. StarsJP is getting their 2nd concert in Oct so you'll have to see if there's any announcement with that. Uproar 3D debut is probably guaranteed by then.

>>30270714
SEA people here
How can femboys or shoutas be a problem, this has been in anime culture for years?

>>30271157
Japan has been "open" for months now, that's not really an excuse anymore.
The only travel restriction is needing a COVID test from the last 72 hours right now, they even lifted the vaccination requirements a while ago.

>>30271157
Didn't Japan open up to a limited number of gaijins or did they change stance?

>>30271155
Just do it anon.
At least put something out there.
No need to be a perfectionist.

>>30271155
You don't necessarily need an audience, just experience
Cover may be stupid at times but their talent scouting shows they look at practically everyone, no matter how small, to find the diamonds in the rough
Just keep at it man

>>30271157
i mean Yagoo personally attended CRX by himself, why is it not OK the other way around?

>>30271139
the Link Your Wish concert counted as their 3D “debuts,” because any 3D stream they had after the event were normal basically. however, considering the logistics already being figured out thanks to Myth and yagoo’s love for these boys, i’ll be optimistic and say they’ll get their debut in a year at least.

>>30271181
NTA, I think that anon meant femboys and not shota.
Shotas are fine as long as you clearly state he's a male and his voice matches (however they want him to go, high-pitched which is unlikely or low like Hans from FGO).

>>30271157
Seems like NijiEN will have their 3D in Japan soon..
If they can, Cover should try to do it too

>>30271277
It is okay the other way around, the problem is japan itself. They are so scared of the virus that is almost impossible to enter the country if you are a tourist.

Uyu outfit reveal for tempusbros who need something to watch
https://youtu.be/rZCLnHY41wc

>>30271049
To add to this, they announced the whole thing like four times I think. With Yagoo himself having to announce it. Maybe auditions is very tough?

>>30270898
Cover always did that whenever they release a new gen (they release the vsinger audition after Myth debuted)
Cover's scouting is arguably one of the BEST in industry.
it still shocked me how most holo big talent was formerly 2view or don't have streaming experience.
just don't expect starsEN2 will release sooner. They probably will take a half year or longer if there's a lot applicant, on top Cover's scouting, checking every applicant to find a diamond in rough.
the fact they can get Magni, Gura & Nowa is fucking amazing.
in starsEN2 i want male La+, EN Kuzuha & autistic gamer dude who has great gaming skill w/ great vidya taste + streaming monster.
some musically inclined guy would be nice addition too for idol rep

Other than being a wagie, my other relevant skill is writing smut fanfics and posting them on AO3. Think I can get into EN2?

>>30271155
You're GMI anon

>>30271379
No, because then you'd be filling the only niche I have a chance in. Shoo.

>>30271308
Cover and the girls both specifically said Holofes3 did NOT count as Myth's 3D debut and they'd get proper ones.
So far the only one who has had that is Mori.

>>30271379
You can replace Omega

>>30271112
Girl on top of Regis desperately trying to please while Regis just looking sadistically amused. Or is that too weird and hard?

>>30271360
either they don't get a lot applicant or the applicant were so shit.
considering Cover standard not surprised if it's because of the latter.

>>30271379
>my other relevant skill is writing smut fanfics and posting them on AO3
Maybe if you get groomed by Reine

It was so sweet when Nowa started saying he's eating the spicy wings so that he can prove his worth to the rest of the team. You're already a great member uncle, you don't need to prove it...

>>30271458
That sounds amazing...

>>30271465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MePOKGdJXyw
This guy got through some of the process at least and he didn't seem to have much. Maybe it really is just a matter of showing up with enough potential?

>>30268838
Wait suntempo tried something similar? God bless those idiots.
Also, dead hours, do yourr streaming reps https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0bzKnl5uek

>>30271308
>because any 3D stream they had after the event were normal basically
like what? they literally had to go to ame's own ghetto rigged living room 3d studio to record motion data to give to a third party to manually motion rig all the models for those pre-recorded concerts kiara and gura did. only calli had any normal 3d appearances out of the EN girls so far

>>30271360
Holo auditions are probably super harsh. They aim to get the best, not in quantity. Seems like even the Tempus members had to redo auditions

>>30271155
Anon Axel wasn't even a 2view and would stream to nobody most of the time. If he can make it, so can you.

>we got mogged by fucking /#/ spacha wise

>>30271408
We're NGMI if we don't have anything art/music/streaming related. It sucks, bro...

>>30271541
he had potential though and the content im guessing. its not like they'll just take any old boring 1 or 2 view

>>30270738
>I'd offer to have your menhera children
Have we done a poll on the gender ratio of /mans/? I'm thinking a 60/40 split with a male majority.
Let's not fight, I'm glad there's something both genders can enjoy.

>>30271562
No way

>>30271155
Nigga, become a pgntuber and sing to your heart out
Start producing
You may make it. Maybe no the next wave, but you kinda have to be determinated for this

>>30268953
Holy shit dude you're on to something. The shitstorm only happened sometime after the monetization streams were over. And I do agree with the Ralph/Pippa thing. Kinda saw a thread about that when I woke up. Didn't really mind it but apparently it was a very important catalyst. Plus I've seen an anon claim that it was also because someone put up a gura thread on /b/? idk about that though

>>30271632
what pippa thing

The girls make my dick hard but the boys heals my soul with pure brotuber aura. What do

>>30271562
Numberfags are cute. I don't see why the splits get so defensive towards them.

>>30271568
I mean, streaming is a given since that what you'll be doing for the most part, but music and art is no big deal. Just look at Vesper.

It's so pretty

>>30271715
Watch Tempus streams while jerking off to genderbend art

>>30271695
Some crazy dude named Ethan Ralph doxxed her and some other crazy shit. Scary stuff

>>30271695
Some dude doxed her apparently.

>>30271360
They have to filter a lot of applicants who was there to fuck the girls. Thank fuck none of Tempus were like that

Some people keep alluding to this so called "secret fifth member." I wanna ask was there any other evidence that came up apart from that lore manga or was that literally it?

>>30271749
Leader...

are the boys virgin?

>>30271562
We had $400 SC anon. should be $500 but anon reached his cap so...

Fully spoilered off-topic reddit posts are the new >Iphone filename

>>30271810
Maybe Vesper.

>>30271810
I can see Axel not being a virgin
But I can also see Axel being too dumb for sex

>>30271308
>>30271139
Vesp and Mags are gonna go over to Ame HQ and study her setup, and then make a better one.

>>30271745
Yeah, it's pretty neat and suits him nicely.

>>30271532
i meant normal as in a normal gameplay/zatsu type stream, but i forgot that the home 3d streams aren’t the same thing. i ended up mixing the two together (excuse my autism)

>>30271715
That’s normal. You just don’t ditch your bros just because you got a gf or vice versa.

>>30271792
Someone said "5 of us" instead of "4 of us" on stream and that's I think where it started.

>>30271458
Anon... you have a beautiful mind.
>>30271620
I'm glad too, that's probably accurate. I think they're just really likeable guys. They don't try to hard to be dudemanbros and they don't pander too much. I hope their future remains successful.

>>30271929
The extra one was Rio when they were running a train on him

>>30271864
>goes to a bar
>tipsy girl starts flirting with him and tells him he’s cute
>”ayo is this. Is this sex? Did i just get laid?”

>>30271726
Would Let's play-style videos work in lieu of streaming experience?

>>30271821
Nowa had a $500.

Love these lads

>>30271745
I'm surprised it's not black like the first two. It reminds me of a navy general uniform.

>>30271620
Dead hours is like 2:3 but streams it’s 1:5

>>30271516
probably, considering a lot holo also redo their audition/applied few times.
the tempus boy also applied a few times.
>>30271792
there's Vesper accidentally slip say something about ''there's five of us''
kinda rrat on top there's a lot rrat from /stars/ & /nijien/ because one of male indie vtuber graduated in january, /nijien/ though this said male indie will join nijien because his circle is there but after recent ILUNA & Noctyx debut ''he'' is not there, so /stars/ anon speculated he could be on stars possibly as the 5th member as Vsinger like holostars JP did way back, release one gen and then one vtuber specifically focused on music again, it just rrat though

>>30271726
Because they turn everything into tribalism all the time and break containment, like the post you called "cute", which is genuinely the cringiest/most underage thing one can do.

>>30271990
Anon, that's literally what Holomems do 90% of the time. (Unless you mean without commentary.)

>>30271726
focusing on the numbers sucks the fun out of enjoying this hobby and encourages tribalism. /#/fags who leak out of their containment thread are generally frowned upon because numbers tend to cause conflicts, intended or not (its normally intentional though)

>>30271749
>blue
>youngest
>highly competitive to the point of seething
>has a sadistic streak
>learning genius
Regis is closer to a male Suisei...
And I feel like I'm watching a monster grow in real time

>>30272064
Yeah, it probably depends on who's streaming too. Vesper probably has a solidly 80% millennial male audience, but Axel and Altare should be closer to 50% female.

>>30267190
OH MY GOD YES

>>30272189
More like he's the EN Temma

Like literally everything you point out also apply to Temma, cant wait for the 2 psycho to collab

>>30272120
Right, maybe I'll start recording myself as I play games and do some commentary.

>femanons drawing porn in this thread

>>30272189
No way is Axel not the youngest. He's like the kid brother everyone else lovingly bullies.

>>30272189
Suisei forma hombre de demonio...

>>30272089
Not all numberfags are like that. Most just stick to their thread and find the metrics interesting. Don't judge everyone by the few people who use the numbers to shitpost.

>>30272131
Well, personally I find it interesting to look at the numbers without judging. (Quality is in the eye of the beholder.) But I do agree that using them to shitpost is bad.

>>30271458
like a cowgirl pose? i can try

>>30272295
Aunties, I know you meant well, but Temma isn't a tryhard even though he's very smart. He's not even doing his Holostars reps properly.

>>30272295
I still remember watching that 3D stream with him on a horse. It was funny.

>>30272300
Yeah, you can start with that. I'd recommend trying to actually stream while commentating as that's the closest to the Holo experience you're going to get. (Preferably with an avatar, though it doesn't have to be of high quality.)
Even there are literally nobody watching, it's cool. You can just pretend like you're recording the video by yourself. The point is that you're showing you're willing to put the work in, and that you're comfortable putting yourself out there.

>>30272317
It's a tossup between him and Altare. Personally I think Altare might be technically younger, but with a more mature disposition.

I wonder if I knew japanese, would the jp boiz' streams be giving off the same vibes as our boiz

>>30272560
Short answer: yes.

>>30272300
Try fighting dead air.
Its a good start.

>>30272560
Bruh this is literally what /stars/ have been saying. The more I watch Tempus the more I like them because it's basically them but with EN
t. starsfag

>>30272560
well they had a lad doing beyblade asmr

Uyu looks like a villain

>>30272304
Imma get off my ass and counter with some Magura/Baexel. I don't know who Vesp pairs with yet in my mind.

>>30272560
Yeah they are, Stars JP are just brotuber but in japanese. I know a lot of JP tatsunoko that started watching Stars JP after Coco graduate. One of their favorite things to comment is "I like the vibe of this highschool boys doing stupid things together" so yeah please do your reps if you want to fully grasp the boys from JP funny vibe

>>30272560
I think they do have the same vibe albeit a bit toned down... it's just that most of us are EOPs and brotubers only work if you can understand them. Sad reality.

>>30271458
desu im kinda liking smiling regis holding a girl's hair while she gives him head

>>30272561
>>30272603
artist are really going wild right now

there's too many women and "women" here, im out.

>>30272082
You're talking about Chimon? Why would he join Holo? His friends are in Niji, as well as his oshi so I really don't see a reason why he'd choose this group.

some funny clip from twitter if you want to know how Stars JP usually
https://twitter.com/mauvePD/status/1556152385751375874

>>30272790
I prefer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZweXJrkbo4

>>30269863
Ayamy is korean not japanese

>>30272561
>the nugget laying aloft
Brother Nowa... I knew him, Horatio.
>>30272718
Nice.

Imagine how happy nowa is, coming from 2view streams to 15k in spacha alone

>>30272772
good dont come back

>>30272850
imagine the plastic

>>30272772
See you tomorrow

>>30272850
I can't tell which site is more accurate. Hololyzer is saying he made $21k and playboard is saying he made $15k.
Regardless, I still can't believe how much he made. $5k for most of the boys was already surprising enough to me.

>>30271458
This sounds like something from a corruption game

>>30272809
That's just show how unhinged Astel is

Memes are really good right now, I'm excited for their new original song.

>>30272984
longcat is long

>>30272984
I’m not. My expectations are low. Niji’s debut songs are pretty meh and this is Cover’s first time doing it right?

>>30272963
Playboard doesn't do well with big numbers.

>>30273051
yeah I assume so. Seems like quite the leap to jump from $5k between sites.
I'm proud of my Uncle, and my fellow vesties.

>>30272676
fauna and vespy for that mommy and daddy experience kek

so do you think the JPs and ENs get the same cut like the girls? or maybe a bit different?

>>30272850
Hololyzer is what holos use so it’s probably more accurate

>>30272676
>bae
we both know that ain't it

>>30272963
Hololyzer also counts superchat before the stream starts.
It tends to show larger numbers than Playboard.

>>30273037
Well, the StarsJP boys do have original songs but they're pretty cracked in terms of musical talent. StarsEN has Regis and Axel but I have no idea how well Magni and Nowa can hold up a song, it'll probably depend entirely on personal taste if you'll like the song or not.

>>30272963
Multiple hololive members actually use hololyzer for superchat readings because the YouTube UI for them is so bad

it still unbelievable to me that during their pre-debut im shitting them so hard (especially to Magni & Noir) & doomposting them, only to find now i am attached to them especially to Magni & Noir.
i just send superchat to their monetization stream despite i never SC'd to male vtuber, fucking hell.
now i'm numb to Mag & Noir model, and i find them charming now.
God really gives their hardest battle to their strongest soldier.

>>30273268
Uncle Vesper is not an inbred!

>>30273268
You are not the only one anon...

>>30271849
there's no way vesper hasn't married yet

>>30273268
Maybe theres a lesson you can learn with that...

>>30273268
I learned my lesson with myth, now I wait until after debut before I worry about whether or not new talents be any good

>>30273212
Oga and Aruran exist but they do have the advantage of having vocal lessons beforehand

>>30273268
Before their debuts nobody expected Vesper and Magni to do well at all, they got shat on hard for the designs and even Cover itself seemed to place the focus much more on Regis and Axel.
Funny how it's basically the exact reverse now

>>30272676
Noir / Mio.
Hag Prime EN vs Hag Prime JP

Guys, I heard that Uncle Nowa spent 6 HORAS on the toilet!

>>30272676
>not pairing Uncle Nowa with Bae for that sweet oji-chan JK scenario

>>30273561
Uncle Nowa please survive!!!

>wake up and check /MANS/
the boys are altering my brain chemistry

Rrat: Regis doesn’t care about the boys. He’s just earnest as a leader and watches them so he can effectively bring up topics when collabing

>>30273576
No, nowa/bae is only for wholesome father/daughter interactions. Bae will be busy getting mating pressed by Roberu / Aruran anyway.
Nowa can go for Botan instead

>>30272676
be careful you might attract some hlgg tourist
i don't want schizos ruining this thread

>>30273450
just show that personality, talent, and charisma can make people overlook shitty model!

>>30273450
Men don't know what's appealing to women. Anyone that thought the designs were going to be a problem must've blocked Osomatsu or YP from their mind. Women are often attracted to weird ass designs.

>>30273561
chupado nowa...

>>30273268
>shitting on someone you know nothing about
I dunno why'd you waste time doing that in the first place...

>>30272676
Nowa and Matsuri for that tired old man x genki menhera slut trope

>>30273671
Based responsible blue psychopath

>>30273701
>>30273576
>>30272676
nowa oji can reverse botan's menopause....HAG/OJI LOVE

>>30272561
https://youtu.be/g1lxML9HT1U?t=81

Nowa-oji, I'm horny~

>>30273875
>>30272561
ouga......

>>30273671
I like to imagine he doesn't laugh or smile at all while watching them. He knows when the "jokes" are "funny" but unless someone else is around there's no need to put on a front and pretend to emote about it.

>>30273937
now we just need someone to put nowa's face on this to complete the set
https://youtu.be/ydbjUYyJvxk

>>30273933
Leave the boys alone, demon

>>30273933
I really want Uncle Nowa to do a cover of I'm Your Treasure Box.

I WANT TO MATING PRESS MAGNI!!

>>30273671
Yamero... he just has a different way of showing it

>>30274017
I thought axel was holding the pistol the wrong way at first

>>30273933
Semen demon

Leave ''correcting'' Magni Dezmond to me

>Magni just randomly says 6 HORAS
Your reaction?

whats with all these crackships

>>30273724
90% of this thread is men

>>30274523
I think you mean 100%

Stupid ass jackal mafia boss is currently holding a 200k celebration totsu for people who're interested or currently bored. You just missed Rio apparently though.
https://youtu.be/AfuE1yp34zg