/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>30255842
vampire shit

>>30255842
Nowa...

CHUPADO?

I want to hear more Axel music.... Only 1 cover on his channel isn't enough to satisfy me... Someone spoonfeed me...

Did you enjoy watching my puppets dance? *pop*

>>30255867
schlopschlopschlopschlop

>>30255916
do PL reps

>>30255842
I need to be RAPED by Tempus.
Yes, I said NEED. Not WANT, but NEED.
And yes, I said RAPED. Not "make love to" or "have sex with". I said R. A. P. E. RAPE.
With capital R for RESPECT which I want NONE of, I wanna be dececrated by them.
With capital A for ANIMALISTIC, I want them to release their inner beast and ravage my body.
With capital P for PAIN, I want them to take off their anger, their pent up emotions, all the stress from the daily vtubing and hololive life out on me.
With capital E for EXTREME, I want them to dig deep into their darkest, most pervert fantasies, and use me as a vessel to finally execute them.
Axel Syrios, Regis Altare, Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper. I want all of them to have a turn with me.
I don't care who goes first and who goes last, and if they go for doubles, then even better.
It's not about me, it's not if I'm pleased, it's all for them and until they are satisfied.
They don't have to care about me, not even akwnoledge I'm a human being with real feelings and dreams, for them, I'm just another toy, and so I will oblige.

TEMPUS LOVE

>>30255617
I hope he doesn't get a complex over it, because from what we've seen he's very naturally competitive. He's outwardly super supportive of course, but I feel like it's gotta chafe a little? Hopefully he just channels that into positive action if it's an issue for him.GRHNH

>>30255842
Thats my bro

>>30255867
*Mags*

any /#/ fags have the final superchat count on Nowa's stream?

Uncle Nowa my beloved

>>30255916
Shhh...
https://mega.nz/folder/01tWyS6D#6ckmGdLjsDRNB3HFGhmgxA

>>30255934
I heard you when gramps opened the last dab. I know you were there

>>30256024
like 1.9m yen

>>30256082
what is that in freedom dollars?

bros... stop breaching containment with 6 horas. i don't want the cute flirting to get awkward for them or worse, magni and rio to stop interacting because of my dumb sex joke

>>30256024
why dont you just ask them theyre next door

>>30255842
Who will be Asuka and Rei?
We don't talk about the pink bitch

>>30256116
15.8k USD that stream alone

>>30256132
I would rather discuss streams, or the talent. but I'm still curious

>>30256156
And minus the rehabilitation costs?

>>30256156
Naisuu, love Spicy Grampa

Why were all the boys so cute tonight...

There is a desperate lack of gay fanart that will become necessary to bump /mans/ in the dead hours

>>30256273
Boys are always cute. I love boys!

>>30256199
then go there and ask them. they actually do talk about streams and talent (occasionally) they will know a lot more than the people here at least

>>30256293
>gay fanart
women are among us

>>30256293
I think it's fine as is. Don't really want them to go the same route as luxiem.

how did you faggots meme this into reality

>>30256293
time to start working on my fanfiction I guess

Can someone tell me why after watching the streams today I'm not getting recommendations for a weird hornet/wasp that rides roaches. It's fucking disgusting and I've never had anything like it pop up before.

>>30255842
God I love this ol boomer

>>30256293
this one is good

new thread, whaddya think

>>30256353
AMONGUS SUS?????

>>30256328
Yea nah, I usually don't care about numbers but Nowa got my first super chat

>>30256293
Women begone

>>30256354
It's not about that. It's that unless there are lewdposts, splits generally die quickly. It's either we post gay art or some of the homos in this thread step up and gaypost

>>30256293
ayo?!

Regis...

>>30256363
Yagoo loves Homostars, this isn't new.

>>30256482
>5chanon
I kneel, currently dehumidifying

>>30256378
SHEESH

cute

>>30256371
Vesper mentioned that in a zatsu, I guess the algorithm picked it up after people searched for it

>>30255867
It was very sweet of him to lie about the taste just for Rio

>>30256482
>JOP calling him Sephiroth and not Alucard

Ew

>>30256482
Sephiroth...

>>30256482
>they call him Uncle Nowa
>we picked it up
>they start calling him Sephiroth instead

>>30255967
I worry about the same thing, but at least it seems like the others acknowledge that their success is partly due to teamwork.

I thought it was nice that someone thanked Altare for going first in the collab stream. He's in a tough position always boosting everyone else's numbers without getting much help on his own.

>>30256371
https://youtu.be/YYJpNLWlp8U?t=250
Enjoy
And try not to think about the ones that do this to humans

>>30256627
>>30256620
>>30256588
No he is Uncle Nowa

Does eating super spicy food really give you bad diarrhea?

>>30256118
>magni and rio to stop interacting
My heart dropped slightly don't destroy this friendship bros like how shipfags usually does.

>>30256691
absolutely

>>30256691
No, it just sets your ass on fire.

>>30256675
My thoughts exactly

>>30256482
now I'm just going to imagine One Winged Angel whenever Nowa appears

>>30256363

>>30256353
>among us
Uncle...

>>30256691
in my experience, the worst part isn't really on exit, it's the hours before that. it feels like you've got a hot rock in your stomach and there's literally nothing you can do about it.

>>30256691
It does for me. Turns my bowels into Hiroshima the day after

>>30256691
diarrheia is only based on how much fiber you've consumed. Spicy shit will absolutely set your asshole on fire though

Newfag here how does someone hear soundposts?

>>30255842
Bro's tell other bro's about their bowel movements after somthing like that

Do you think Uncle Nowa will give us twitter updates on the state of his digestive system?

>>30256854
listen real close

>>30256675
literally me

>>30256854

>>30256777
does anyone remember that olde time when you could say "among us" and not be a meme?

>>30256293
I never see anyone post this one

>>30256854
Have you tried googling before asking?

Is this right?
>>30256100

>>30256854
Open your heart

>>30256854
google "4chan soundpost" ...its an extension

>>30256813
Same. And the exit, hot it may be, actually feels good. Like the suffering is over or something

>>30256959
I thought the recession got them fired

>>30256854
Hear? I thought we just imagine the sound playing and pretend we all heard the same thing.

>>30256675
>5ch anon going schizo because there's too much Nowaposting and calling people who watch Nowa hags

>>30256924
You now realize you still can't say epic

>>30256854
4chanx but you can open it on android instead. 4chan mobile finally implemented the is shit

>>30256959
I guarantee you, CompSci majors living in California have no spare income KEK

>>30256996
Lol no, they just jumped to another big paying job.

>>30256959
Kys numbertard

>>30257043
Back in my day epic was a purple item. Get off my lawn youngins

i want to pet axel's hair for doing such a good job and trying so hard

>>30256959
I mean, yeah? His experiences match the like, 30-40 year old viewers really hard, and he's into very techy sort of stuff. That and being a human teddy bear who makes you want to support him. So yeah, he appeals to people with lots of disposable income and has a personality that makes them want to spend it on him. he deserves every cent

https://twitter.com/Anonamos_701/status/1556150763117690880
https://twitter.com/Anonamos_701/status/1556150763117690880
https://twitter.com/Anonamos_701/status/1556150763117690880
People are fast ...

>>30257157
what time is it aussie?

>>30257136
fortnite is not old

>>30257060
Even when rent is at 2k+ they still make 10k a month after taxes.

>>30257157
His whole stream exuded "want to protect" energy. His singing was pretty scuffed and I was worried he was gonna get upset when his voice started giving out during songs, so I was glad to see all the support and that he was so receptive to it. Dude really can bounce back

>>30256363
>we just don't know

>>30256959
I fit this demographic
He's my favorite HoloStar and if I wasn't a much more ardent JP watcher, I could probably dump a few hundred a month

>>30257281
Nice bait

>>30257230
That guy's awesome, he does a ton of cool stuff for tempus

>>30256118
This. Being spammed with "PLEASE INTERACT WITH [INSERT NAME]" is probably the easiest way to ruin a streamer's relationship with that person. On top of that, you don't want them to pretend to be close just so they can keep the fans happy or have the less popular streamer feel like they live in the other person's shadow. Just look at how NijiEN ended up or when Amelia got upset with people spamming her with Gura mentions.

It's fine to be excited, but stop breaking containment/pressuring the boys. I already feel that Magni has caught onto this and starting responding less enthusiastically than before.

/#/ here. Just want to say congratulations to your boys. They beat 4/6 waves in nijiEN

>>30257288
Ok, Californian sorry I hurt your feelings

Anyone who replies to that numberfag I will bring Uncle Nowa to the hospital

>>30257387
Go back

>>30257426
I don't want uncle nowa to pull out an elvis death

>>30257387

>>30257426
...so reply to that guy then because grandpa really needs the medical attention?

>>30257390
It's okay homeless schizophrenics have eroded any I used to have.

>>30257387
Neck yourself /vt/rannie

>>30257060
Not sure how true the rrat is, but I can say just joined the industry five years ago as a CompSci major, and I make $250k and my signing bonus was $100k. If you join a FAANG (maybe not so much Netflix now). Cost of living is expensive and taxes are a bitch, but I still make ridiculously more than I would at a corpo on the East Coast unless it's banking related. My friend is currently making $700k as an investment banker, that's real money

>>30257230
This guys used to be one of the regulars in /hlgg/. Don’t know if he still is though, possibly might even be here during streams

>>30257508
It is possible to have <400 rent per month but you have to deal with the cold in winter

>>30257529
It's not like you need to work in Silicon Valley either. There's dev jobs the world over, especially in the age of WFH

>>30257157
He's a good boy. He was really frustrated at the end but he will improve from this. Working on his stamina while singing must be his priority in that regard.

>>30257529
i gave up on CompSci jobs a decade ago, maybe they are bouncing back now. I'm happy for you either way anon

>>30257060
Their money is worthless because the expenses cost.
$10k monthly surplus for them is the same $500 in Ohio

>>30257655
it's less stamina and more technique. he's straining his vocal cords. He's gotta learn to use his instrument better. if your voice is cracking and giving out mid note, it's not like it's cause you're out of energy

so whens vespie going to get the dead mom hair cut alt

Hey guys, don't you think Axel is so much better than Altare when it comes to singing? I bet Altare is feeling frustrated right now, haha. Why don't you guys give Altare your harshest feedbacks? Anything Altare can improve on? It might hurt a little bit for Altare but at the end of the day it will help Altare improve.

>>30257529
Jesus, what's with those salaries... I'll be earning at most 3-5K a month in my country once I'll get my M.D degree...

>>30257820
Please put peanut butter on your balls and go to the nearest pet shelter, thank you.

>>30257820

you can stop hurting yourself with criticisms now Altare it's okay

https://twitter.com/HololiveMemes/status/1556143431596007424/photo/1

>>30257820
Leader you did well, you're great just the way you are. Now get the fuck to sleep

>>30257820
i dont know anything about singing go hire a vocal coach

>>30257820
graduating would be a start

>>30257868
US anons working in California gets almost double the salary but their cost of living is almost triple

>>30257306
Yeah, I'm really glad he didn't get too shaken up when his voice kept giving out. I've seen singers fall to pieces over less.

He stayed really positive, and I'm glad the chat was supportive throughout it. With practice, he could be so good. He's very good at getting into the emotions and atmosphere of each song.

>>30257820
have you tried standing up

Is Regis' karaoke worth a listen?

>>30257970
yes

>>30257970
The first and last songs were the best ones from his. The other two were a bit out of the box for him, and the results were a little mixed.

>>30257820
altare, go get some sleep... you did really good. i think you should work on humanizing your crying for next time though

>>30257970
It's alright, he could do with some training

>>30257820
Consider using a voice changer and genderbent idol model.

>>30257820
yes I do think that they are both good singers in their own respects and comparing them to eachother is really not that important since they cover different musical taste

>>30257970
Yeah he did good, his only jp was funny too because he sounds super gaijin at japanese.

>>30257157
He really didn't need to pick challenging songs, and fit a whopping 6 of them in an hour, but he did it anyway. He's such a good, hardworking doggo. Also whenever he fucked up with the high notes I kinda got a boner ngl

yall are fags

Does Altare like vocaloid? I would kill a man for an Axel and Altare magnet cover

>>30258117
Join us it’s fun

>>30258117
yes, thank you

>>30256691
It hurts my anus and it feels like it's bleeding when you're taking a shit.

>>30257372
Yeah. There was even a purple superchat saying "Chupado". Shit

>>30257820
I look forward to Altareposting becoming a meme

>>30258117
Let me suck your dick anon I'll make you feel so good you'll turn into a fag too

>>30258117
is this /MANS/ version of yall are pedos for chumbuds?

>>30258128
I want Axel to cover Hole Dwelling because the entire thing is way too high pitched for his vocal register

>>30258128
I don't know but he likes slow songs so he might be willing to learn. I want to hear a duet by them too.

>>30256482
Thank you! I really wanted to see their reactions to the stream.

>>30258084
I don't know why it was hot when he fucked up and his voice cracked and stuff but it was...

>>30258117
>yall
Pot calling the kettle black.

>>30256691
What he ate near the end is arguably barely considered food. It's mostly chemicals and a few flavor additives here and there. Try drinking a bottle of freebreeze and report back with how well your stomach reacts to irritant chemicals. It's leaving one way or another.
Vesp is going to answer the age old question of "do vampires shit?" with a thunderous applause and a blood curdling scream.

>>30258117
Are you new here?

>>30258117
Fags, women and womenfags

welcome to /mans/!

>>30258287
I think in his monetization stream, Regis did say he and Axel have a duet cover incoming

>>30257820
Don't beat yourself up too much bro. You led from the front and did a good job setting up your team, now go hit the sack

>>30258335
anything above 20000 SCH is just meme territory and doesn't taste good.

He purposely did the Hot Ones pack for content and it was still kino

Slightly testy midly competitive Regis was oddly endearing to me during the after collab...

>>30256691
It sets your hole on fire when shiddin, but I kinda like it because it feels like it cleansed through my intestine

>>30258128
Marine Rushia cover got privated long before the termination and Reine Kiara said they weren't allowed to cover it.

>>30258482
go back to /hlgg/

ITT: spicelet faggots

>>30258465
Did you watch Regis-Axel Spy Party collab? The way he came back from 3-10 situation after seething was scary.

Also, I really love the rivalry going on between them

>>30258556
Show me an example of Stars having different permissions than the girls.

>>30258465
>>30258414
Yeah, actually if they are going the rivalry route then Akatsuki Arrival is better than Magnet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-Q_o52GKzI

>>30258618
stop mentioning HL girls, get out

post songs you want the totally asleep boys who are not seeing this at all to sing
Regie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW3N-HvU0MA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKiIHdRXrXQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utXF0PGPD3Q
Axel
anything by Malice Mizer

SHINE SPARKKKKKKKKKK
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1556165544575143936

>>30258576
shut up and go back to your throne in heaven, risitaschama...

>>30258482
Oh well... there's still a lot of duets i would like to see them do, AIDee comes to mind, i think that one got covered by the girls?

Electric Angel (Rin and len version) would be cute...

>>30258703
I only know one Shine Spark.

>>30258697
>they can't cover magnet
>why not
>just trust me
Don't be retarded

>>30258700
Tempus cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hip3e4wxzoQ
Axel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_BiB1dpzgc

>>30258791
magnet?

>>30257546
He got mega shit on for being a doxxfag the first image that was shared ther, I'm mildly impressed it got drilled outta him.

Regis is quite literally Kiara.
Both were supposed to be the fore-runners of their respective Generations but ended up in last place, internally seething hard and being ripped apart by an awful mixture of pride, jealousy, and inadequacy.
I'm sure he will come to terms with it and find his stride sooner or later, just needs some time.

so when are the zomboid collabs happening

https://files.catbox.moe/hkgko2.png
https://twitter.com/koruroragi/status/1556162692419055616
Sisters...

>The boys got more SC money from women than from men
Bros… why are we stingy? I thought we support our boys…

>>30258879
interesting fanfiction, what grade did you get on it?

>>30258903
UUUUUOOHHH is that the first Rio and Magni lewd???

Yagoo Collab when?

>>30258903
Wew

>>30258879
We like Altare here, sorry

>>30258879
You have to improve your writing anon, the character arcs are too cliche

>>30258700
Axel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beAVECaDUsA

He might have to work up to it a bit though.

>>30258929
i dont have any money

>>30258935
>>30258980
>>30258987
This isn't supposed to be a slight against anyone.
You'd be blind to not see that Regis feels a bit shafted by his performance, he's very competitive.
The Kiara stuff she's admitted and talked about pretty extensively.

Them being in similar situations is just a fact.
The only conjecture and guess here is how exactly Regis feels about his current position, but it's not a hard one to make.

>>30258700
>Axel
>anything by Malice Mizer
Yes, some of their latter stuff is not that high. I like Beast Blood for him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDLxzNwXZpA

>>30258903
WHEW

>>30258777
thats not the shinespark i know
WHEN I SAY KIRA YOU SAY

>>30258700
starsJP orisongs
Altare can sing the EN version of Re:Hello World and Axel can sing BEGINNING

>>30258903
Ship steadily sailing

>>30257868
They need to pay a fuckton more for everything there so it evens out.
I work in the midwest and 5k a month easily sets you in the middle class
You could probably get away with only 1.5-2k in total monthly expenses, set aside 2k of that into savings, and STILL have another grand to blow off on random shit just for the month alone assuming you don't even work overtime.

>>30259068
Go to bed and get better at writing

>>30259119
If we're talking Rikka, honestly, I think it'd be cooler if they covered spiral tones. Altare can be Calli, Axel can be Rikka.

>>30259068
or hear me out, stop me when this gets too crazy, he's actually a well adjusted person and his competitiveness is just a natural trait and isn't a dramatic character arc that he's going through

>>30258903
SANTO SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

>>30258841
Classic vocaloid song. it's gay as all fuck
Have the superior male version (ignore the video onegai...)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=FDcMFJg6WNQ

>>30259068

>>30257868
Cost of living is absurdly high in that part of the country, so rent, food, electricity, etc, they all pay a shitload more on than you.
On the other hand they obviously have a ton more purchasing power when it comes to buying stuff online

>>30259192
stop responding to this stupid bait

though
>altare really wants to sing sad songs specifically
he's sick for sure

>>30258700
https://youtu.be/0UmsSR909Ig
Anyone singing Sambomaster would make me cum gallons as a straight man

>>30259068
>reverse genders
>reverse colors
>same arc
bravo cover
i think altare has an advantage in that he already has an example in the form of kiara as to where obsessing over numbers gets you: no where good
besides whats the point in slighting everyone in your quest to become the absolute best. once you hit the mountaintop and look around youll realize its awfully lonely at the top. is that really worth it.
the demon lord already forsaken power to live the life of a humble mortal once. it would be really stupid of him if he ends up going through the same arc again.

>>30259192
Where the fuck did I talk about any """dramatic character arcs"""?
It's normal to feel awful and get jealous when you are underperforming compared to your coworkers despite putting in the same exact amount of work, maybe even more than them.
That IS being a normal human being. Having to come to terms with that over time IS being normal. There's nothing dramatic about that.

>>30259235
are you ok anon? I wansn't asking for shitty karoke. Are you responding to the same person?

>>30258903
Gross

>>30259372
he'll be just fine.

>>30258700
>Sakura Nagashi
Gay kek but it would suit him very well, nice one

>>30258903
Holy FUCK

we really should embrace hornyposting to drive out shitposters and the retards that reply to them

What's the best way to build spice tolerance? Noir has made me curious about trying retardedly high scoville hot sauces.

>>30259188
man
I don't hate that song but I do hate that Mori used it to basically falseflag her support for Stars for so long

>>30259488
Eat spicy things every day and slowly work your way up.

>>30259488
pain

I want to molest Uncle Nowa... he sounded cute all teary and emotional

>>30259488
Be this absolute chad

>>30259488
>Real answer

You can't build spice tolerance, it just comes with your race

Ah i see after our boys extraordinary performance today we got ourselves a few more schizo and baits.I am just going to post auntie nowa and go to bed

>>30259488
Why do you want to do that? Spicier things don't even taste better, if you just want the effects of spice, you don't need to build up tolerance and lower amounts will still hurt without making you feel horrible after.
But generally, acclimatization is the best way to train spice tolerance.

>>30258879
Nice pic. Post is retarded though.

>>30259488
Eat spicy things.
If you want it to be quick eat shit you can barely tolerate without vomiting every couple days and gradually work your way up by pushing those boundaries.
Eating weak things that don't make you nearly break down won't help much if you are trying to get to a level where you can eat the kind of sauces Vesper did.

>>30259628
>spice tolerance comes with the race
Regis-kun...

>>30259488
Guy i used to watch on YT wanted to do this so he bought really spicy chocolate and ate one square a day, it actually worked for him.

>>30259488
Just turn your taste buds off bro

>>30259628
That's absolutely wrong, there's a reason the creator of the Carolima Reaper has been able to create horrific creations to mankind.

>>30259488
Eat spicy shit.
Try out bagged chips like takis or cheetos since they're incredibly tame and won't make your poops hurt unless you eat the whole bag.

>>30259687
it's true though, just like Regi is lactose intolerant... like most asianss

>>30259687
leader is fucked when nowa force feeds them all hot sauce...

>>30259760
Erotic...

was busy all day... im still busy... i really wanted to watch magni make pancakes live ;_;

>>30259760
Lactose Intolerance pills exist though

Is anyone else annoyed by Vesper and the way he treats Axel? In his solo streams, he always takes a jab at Axel about how dumb he is and today he was the most hostile I've seen him.

>>30259797
a weakened hero is cute too

>>30258903
i hope one of them likes this on twitter for everyone to see

>>30259850
What? Axel was the one giving him a lot of shit today. All his remarks were justified.

>>30259850
No, go back to twitter

>>30259687
i thought koreans had a race bonus to spice resistance wtf
their cuisine has a shitton of spicy stuff

>>30259850
No, we are men, the amount of him calling him dumb is subpar to how often you call your bros per idiot.

>>30259850
Can't take the bantz sis?

>>30259918
you're thinking of Vietnamese

>>30259850
axel said he wanted vesper to get hot sauce in his eyes dummy

>>30259720
>takis
>tame

I get cheetos but I had my first takis a few weeks ago and felt like it was burning a hole through my tongue

>>30259850
i hope you pour hotsauce over your eyes tonight sis

>>30259995
how white are you anon? pale like nowa?

>>30259850
You'll be grateful once the hatesex porn starts coming in

>>30259537
I mean, Mori has been pushing StarsEN incredibly hard though? I think it would be cool because it'd be a tribute to both the StarsJP senpai and the HoloEN senpai.

That song was also the main reason I looked into Rikka's music, so I don't think of it as a false show of support at all.

>>30260022
dont you mean vsauce

Rio is like my favorite holo who I don't watch

>>30259918
not really
gochujang and pepper flakes (not the ones you put on pizza) are ingredients in a lot of dishes but it's very mild
and he can't even handle that he has to wash kimchi

>>30259850
>Is anyone else annoyed by Vesper and the way he treats Axel?

this is bros being bros not like women that talk behind eachothers backs

>>30260046
if you see some make sure to link it in the thread

>>30259850
Axel said he wanted his insurance money, among other things
It's just banter

>>30260038
Hey don't bunch as all with anglosaxons, Iberians or Hungarians (and rest of Easter Euros, God bless kebab stands) et consortes eat spicy stuff all the time.

>>30259995
Anon you aren't white you are fucking transparent

>>30260058
like vinny and joel?

>>30259488
1.start with basic tame shit like sriracha or sweet chilli
2.ascend to putting tabasco on everything
3.get into korean food like kimchi or korean fried chicken
4.try actual szechuan food like hotpot or something and experience paralysis from peppercorns at least 10 times
At step 4 your tastebuds should have disappeared and thats how I trained my tolerance

>>30259850
Men shit talking is their way of saying I love you

>>30259913
Vesper was being a loud nigger . Kinda annoying.

Do you think Tempus is shit talking Iluna secretly just like Luxiem and Council? They are men so obviously they are highly competitive

>>30260191
i'll answer later sis I'm busy sucking Omega off

>>30259850
This is fucking normal among bros if anything they might be holding back, especially Axel.

Can I get some FUCKING Altare lewds already

>>30260050
Just leaves a sour taste in my mouth that outside of doing the one song with Rikka, a stream about that one song, a 3D performance of that one song, and a single game stream with Rikka, she basically didn't interact with the other JP Stars at all despite constantly talking about how much she supports them
Say what you will about Ollie, at least she does her best to show that she cares about and wants to be friends with all of them

>>30260058
no, vespersauce

>>30260226
hurry up dude, it's my turn next

dead hours = samefagging / biting bait
Did I get that right?

>>30260191
They all know it happened. The best to avoid controversy would be to say nothing in the first place

>>30259850
Clearest proof that women browse this place

>>30260191
No because they’re not numberfags like (You) and Mr. Vulgar. Numberfags won’t even apply for stars in the first place.

>>30256363
By magni leaning into it himself. That opening animation was a godlike decision.

The ones earnestly replying are the dumbest ones yet

>>30256691
Your anus can taste food when it comes out
Spicy food is basically huge damage with a delayed explosion

>>30260135
You could honestly post it behind spoilers and there's a good chance it wouldn't get nuked.

>>30260375
KEK

>>30260375
The Japanese are right

>>30260191
I have their leaked discord right here
Vesper: it feels like all out war right now
Regis: where
Vesper: in my stomach, I'm fucking dying
Magni: @axel how do I ask for nudes politely in Japanese @axel please quick

>>30259850
That is usual banter between homies, stop being oversensitive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vao3F3V6uV4

>>30260427
what the FUCK why does Axel not care about his genmates?

anyone else think axel got yelled at too much today and got my feelings hurt :0(

>>30260361
>Numberfags won’t even apply for stars in the first place.
Shit changed after Tempus' debut. They are actual contenders to for the big leagues

>>30260427
israel???

>>30259850
women moment

>>30260050
The thing is, Mori claims she always supports Holostars but she's done nothing with the other members, she's spoken to Tempus more in two weeks than she has to JP in two years. There was also a time she was with Ollie and Bae, and they were talking rpr, and Mori thought they were talking about StarsJP. It's baffling.

>>30260462
i'll suck him off real good for you tonight sis

>>30260427
>PALESTINE

>>30260135
>>30260399
>>30260046
brb gonna commission something like that fbk and oga image

>>30260427
KEK

>>30260472
>expecting anything about mori
That bitch does not care about others anon.

>>30260427
KEK

>>30260050
I think it was Rikka who asked Mori for the collab.

>>30260427
>INDUS RIVER VALLEY CIVILISATION

>>30260427
Axel is pretty rude, I'm surprised, I'm gonna refund my membership

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vao3F3V6uV4

when's nova gonna start doing isaac dailies

>>30260427
Jesus Axel doesn't even care... I feel sick...

>>30260533
>Holostars asking Hololive for first collabs together
in what fucking world do you live in

>>30260448
He's not responding because his stalker teamed up with animare and has him captured in their rape dungeon

>>30260427
ISREAL

>>30260434
>>30260572
hell yeah I hope the hour limit has been lifted

>>30260448
Axel busy in private Discord stream with misaki-chan, please understand

>>30260584
my dick can't endure that anon

>>30260331
they arent shcizos like everyone here

>>30260572
>more zelda
i love this cheeky little fucker

>>30260584
Regis said he was going to do them

nowa ojisan please play the OG starcraft, the game is still alive to this day

>>30260434
>>30260572
>Become...
Ohnonono

>>30260363
what is the opening animation

>>30260669
>become
>come
>cum
Midna sex

>>30260589
The song was on Rikka's channel.

>>30256959
I'm not silicon valley but I am the right age group and have enough income that I'm very comfortable. I didn't get this far by throwing money away, so SCs aren't going to happen, but I'm perfectly happy to spend on merch and membership.

>>30260427
KEK

>>30260427
KEK haven't got a real good laugh until today

>>30260584
Imagine the zane

>>30260669
Male Wamy...

>>30260751
>until today
a-anon? daijoubu?

>>30260191
If anyone did it'd be Axel and he would've said it as a mindless joke only to be severely reprimanded by his genmates because I don't think they'd be fine with that, especially Regis Altare

>>30260751
you doing good bro?

>>30260464
Yeah but literally everyone even starfags and the stars themselves didn’t expect much, because of their history of unlimited debuff works. Those who join stars always expect to start low and just see it as a change from 2views to 200 views. (Miyabi was like -2 views because of unicorn harassment)
It’s a miracle how well Cover chose their talents this time and the exposure Tempus has is unforeseen unless you count in the good ol times when Kaoru was still around

>>30260802
calling him "Regis Altare" feels scary

>>30260789
>>30260821
I have chronic pain and it hurts when I laugh but this was worth the pain

>>30260427
palestine?

>>30260751
You don't have to frce yourself to laugh if you don't want to leader...

>>30260834
I remember him reprimanding chat when chat was being weird with his sister.

>>30260669
Would you /become/ him?

https://twitter.com/holo_mer/status/1555846872967028736?t=zWOUZZimN0Emby8wJGZLPQ&s=19
Their so cute

>>30260934
Bros why is Magni cuter than the girl from stars...

>>30260934
How do I stop shipping them

>>30260834
It's like when your mom calls you your full name, but opposite

>>30260985
why stop?

>>30260973
>the girl from stars
???

>>30260934
Rio's dick is bigger, right?

>>30260832
I want to believe the Kaoru rrat out of pure comedy, aside from that yeah the most exposure Stars had back then aside from Kaoru's beyblade was when Kira did his deep voice.

>>30261034
You heard me right anon

>>30260934
Me on the left

>>30261092
The penis inspection test returned a positive anon...

>>30260432
Idk, didn't feel like banter, he was shouting at Axel. When he streams alone, he mostly takes small jabs at Axel. He doesn't say much about magni, but does stroke Regis' cock whenever.

Maybe it's his loud deep voice that makes it sound more aggressive. It'd probably sound less hostile if Regis' said it with his natural asmr voice.

good night faggots

>>30261203
he had eaten a 2,000,000 scoville unit nugget ten minutes beforehand

Axel should unironically do BFE

You know how most of the boy's audience are TW and SEA right? And they are known to be prude? How do you think they reacted to Axel's Black Cherry?

how bait-friendly is /MANS/?

>>30260834
I saw Regis Altare beating a homeless man to death 3 years ago. Cutting him up with razor blades and shit too. Saw him take the man's eyes out with a fork in front of the downtown 7/11. Scary stuff and nobody believed me.

>>30261365
either really bad or really good

>>30261404
i see...

>>30261203
>Vesper does stroke Regis's cock whenever
Lewd...

>>30261380
Hot

Can someone link me the post when Axel did the "Ah Ah Ah"? I want to see how the thread reacted because his chat exploding is funny as shit

>>30257868
Comparing salaries across countries or even different parts of a country can be pointless, anon.
You think 5K USD is low?
I earn about 1.5K USD a month in my country, but rent/food/travel combined is less than 500. So companies don't really have to pay us California wages.

>>30260776
that's what I'm saying
JUICE ME

>>30258903
Oh shot he got magworms now

>>30261081
Anon… I’m a TriNero fag and the rrat was already debunked and his RM is still doing fine. That rrat ruined not only Kaoru’s reputation but Holostars generally. His termination broke Shien and Oga, they’re still bitter about not being able to see and talk about him. Don’t be so cruel.

Missed Vesper's stream, watching it now
>milk on the lips
>uh oh
Are they going to Weekend at Bernie's him for the superchat reading?

>>30261359
Need source for your statements.
Last time I checked their superchat Tempus majority is US and Canada

>>30261587
Redpill me on the rrat
I didn't follow the stars before

>>30261464
>>/vt/thread/S30240373

I’m actually curious how much the salary cover gives them is

>>30261646
that one joke from bird-kun

>>30261646
/stars/ has a quick rundown of basic info about the graduated members up itt rn

When Axel said he was tempted to take his shirt off and stand up for Black Cherry but he contained it, I was deeply disappointed. Let me imagine this shirtless karaoke gladiator dogman.

>>30261725
The humidity and the heat might kill all the women in chat anon

>>30261848
I'm going to sniff him through his mic.

>>30261646
He graduated around the time Miko went on that long break, there was a rrat he got her pregnant. I think the other one was that he had an affair with someone in the company. His wife said none of this was true.

>>30261628
>and Canada
Only for Nowa. 2nd Most SC for Magni and Regis is from Taiwan. Japan for Axel

>>30261646
2ch unicorns were salty over Kaoru collabing with Holomem and other female vtubers so they made up a rrat on him “cheating on his actual wife with another female vtuber and was caught, so his wife forced Cover to fire him“
Narukami Sabaki the gossiptuber who spread it and the whole community started a witch hunt on who “cheated” with Kaoru.
In reality his wife actually debunked it on her twitter and was still posting gacha game screenshots, their relationship was completely fine.
Shien explained in a stream that something really personal happened to Kaoru that made him decide to leave and their RMs are still on good terms . The actual reasons behind Kaoru leaving Holostars is still unknown.

>>30258576
I bet I could handle the lower half of those hot ones spices desu
especially with breb and milg on hand

>>30261464
>>30243435
Here is where he started the song

>>30261714
>>30262108
>>30262226
Thanks for the redpill.
The rrat is comedy but yeah that sucks for his bros suddenly losing one.

>>30259068
altare already had his redemption arc when he ruined his relationships by being competitive. i think he knows what to do with his feelings.

>I saw my dead grandfather
>It's like, giving me a headache
>snort cough
He's not going to make it

>>30260191
they aren't numberfags anon. also the two waves actually interact with each other unlike fulgar and holo

>>30260276
give me altare brain rot and i'll do it

>>30260589
Rikka knows how to network. If he knows that the person is reachable, then he will be the first to initiate.

>>30260589
It's Rikka, he has connections fucking everywhere and is constantly involved in projects.
I don't think he has many inhibitions there, if he thinks someone is up for a collab he is definitely going to approach.

>>30259850
It's just banter, close bros will literally beat the shit out of each other to the point of bleeding and keep being friends the next day, i'm not saying it's a good thing but banter like is completely normal.
I'm more surprised by the fact that Nowa was chewing with his mouth open and didn't apologize when he burped.

>>30263009
I assume he didn't even think about it while he was sweating, coughing, drooling and in pain after eating those sauces back to back.

B-bros, is my uncle okay?
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1556194702868721670

>>30263176
No

>>30263176
Ganbare...

>>30263176
>imagine the smell

>>30263176
Why did I read this in JC Denton's voice?

>>30263176
WE NEED ART NOW

>>30263176
The nuggets hit the bowl

>>30263176
Bros...he's not gonna make it

>>30263297
>>30255842

>>30263176
at least he's alive enough to tweet

>>30261266
>[white day] let's commit tax fraud together
> [asmr] i break the necks of my enemies

>>30262955
Rikka is insane with his networking, he's basically on par with Roberu in terms of the amount of people he knows. Plus he's one of JPstars' best singers and guitarist.

Goddamn. To be honest I thought that female chuubas are more entertaining, because there would be no way that males could recreate cozyness and dorkyness of anime girls doing cute things, but when Tempus debuted I gave them a chance.
I dropped all female oshis and I'm watching only clips of them.
I also thought that I prefer female vocals until Leader and Axel's karaokes. I tuned in just to listen one song and then I planned to play some games, but I ended up watching everyone.
What next thing I will find out? That I'm actually gay?
Thank you for reading my blogpost

>>30263483
We are all little girls anon.

>>30263483
Watch Daily Lives of High School Boys and Cromartie High School to maintain your heterosexuality

>>30262875
altare sitting on a chair looking down at naked magni who wanted to cum but altare making him beg for it
altare yanking on axel's neck chain leash to discipline him
naked altare licking his lips while looking down, his hands holding down the hands of the other person on the bed

if you can draw these you're a god

>>30263483
You've been brotuber pilled, anon. It's been happening to almost all of /vt/ lately.

>>30263483
Watching the boys with the intent of lewding and shipping them is gay. Watching the boys with the intent of chilling with the boys is not gay. I am the former btw

Okay but seriously, is he going to be okay?

>>30263483
you will find out that all you really want in life is a good friend to talk to
then you will go outside

>>30263483
waiting for your gay reveal anon, keep us posted.
honestly though watching the boys interact with each other has been fun.

>>30263678
During the post-collab chat you can see Vesper eating something presumably muted. He's probably shotgunning bread and ice cream trying to get it to stop.

My pancake professional boywife!

i had ice cweam and hot wing because of peepaw and now i literally feel like im gonna frow up

>>30259850
>and in those same streams he would say "love that guy", unless we're watching different streams or you have selective hearing

>>30263678
From my experience, the worst is yet to come

>>30263678
I don't entirely believe he's going to stream tomorrow morning

>>30263483
Nah man this has been happening a lot. My take on this is, men will always be superior entertainers but only girls can do cute girl things

>>30263678
The asshole burning will be fun

>>30263602
not the other anon asking for this but interesting

>>30263602
SHEESH anon these are great. I'm gonna do the third one first. I'm a slow drawer tho so i hope you'll be patient.

>unironically worried for Nowa and wishing I can take at least share half his
Jesus what's happening to me...

https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1556198375334154241

>>30263866
vade retro, satana

>>30263866
Dios mio...

>>30263678
I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't stream tomorrow.

>>30263866
6 HORAS DE BANO

do you think magni says IM MAGGING every time he goes to the toilet