/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

took you long enough

FINALLY

>>30246322
Thank you.

Uncle Nowa my beloved

AIIIIEEEEE
THERE ARE TOO MANY SUBMISSIVE WOMEN IN THESE THREADS, THEY ARE TOO SCARED TO HURRY AND MAKE A NEW ONE like me

Took ya long enough...

FINALLY AHHHHH

UNCLE NOWA LOVE

THE FURRY MAFIA

Furries don't F around according to Nowa...

finally, i wanna talk about uncle nowa dammit

>>30246322
Is Vesper gonna make it through this bros?

jeeeesas... finally

dan dan hyakikumaru

>>30246322

>The furries don't f around

>>30246376
how about you take the initiative and do it next time

Mezcaline contains Mezcal if I'm not wrong.

took you long enough idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>30246322
MAKE THE THREAD FASTER YOU NIGGERS I WAS ABOUT TO COMBUST

There we go damn
Alright now we can get on with the funeral for Nowa's intestines

>>30246322
blessed OP

>16 THOUSAND UNITS

>>30246322
What took you so long?

POST NOWA BABY

FUCKING FINALLY

You niggas need to increase your goddamn speed for new threads

Based op for not being retarded

this nigga slapping his lips hard

HE'S STARTING TO BURN UP

this one, meidos delete the one without a title

Where do u guys look total revenues?

Vesties I kneel

The mouth sounds are so bothersome

Fucking slowpokes

>i respect it
at 17k shu..im scared bros

Level one has been reached
Still sleeps

Interesting though. Nowa has the least chang donos so far but has the most NA donos by a landslide. I guess ESLs don't relate to him much since his strong point is his zatsus.

Also Axel got a lot of JP donos but no surprise there

>>30246469

#3 is probably the level of spice where I dip out.

Just a one? Uncle Nowa will be fine.

faggot stop complaining the thread took 3 minutes.
we dont need 10 niggers making a thread at the same time

DAMN YOU FOR MAKING ME POST IN THAT SHIT THREAD. MY AUTISM WAS OFF THE CHARTS

Nowa confirmed not white, no white person could handle this spice without complaining.

Current thread:
>>30246322
>>30246322
>>30246322

if you faggots want a new thread faster MAKE IT YOURSELF

Should probably start making threads in advance then linking them at some point when nearing bump limit.

He sleeps

>chewing with mouth open
Did Vespapa forget to fit his dentures right?

>>30246465
takes a demon to know one

>>30246465
>Pour the hot sauce all over my cock
Not even now?

>>30246511
Rio

>>30246322
I need to be RAPED by Tempus.
Yes, I said NEED. Not WANT, but NEED.
And yes, I said RAPED. Not "make love to" or "have sex with". I said R. A. P. E. RAPE.
With capital R for RESPECT which I want NONE of, I wanna be dececrated by them.
With capital A for ANIMALISTIC, I want them to release their inner beast and ravage my body.
With capital P for PAIN, I want them to take off their anger, their pent up emotions, all the stress from the daily vtubing and hololive life out on me.
With capital E for EXTREME, I want them to dig deep into their darkest, most pervert fantasies, and use me as a vessel to finally execute them.
Axel Syrios, Regis Altare, Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper. I want all of them to have a turn with me.
I don't care who goes first and who goes last, and if they go for doubles, then even better.
It's not about me, it's not if I'm pleased, it's all for them and until they are satisfied.
They don't have to care about me, not even akwnoledge I'm a human being with real feelings and dreams, for them, I'm just another toy, and so I will oblige.

>>30246511

I love my vampire grandpa

We here at Vesplay give this sauce...a ONE...out of five.

dead mom haircut vesper when

>>30246528
retard

>>30246413
Needs "el panqueue de las seis horas"

>>30246516
weak

>>30246528
thanks anon

>Just a hint of fur
KEK

>>30246413
>"Lo permitado"
fucking kek I kneel

>>30246494
yah, im glad im not listening with headphones or id not be able to watch this one

Noir confirmed for black weab immune to spice

IT BEGINS

Report the other thread for 'low quality' in the hopes the jannies clean it up

>>30246565

What fucking bullshit do you fuckers have against Axel? Just use the poor dog's thread

LOS POLLOS HERMANOS

That's a fucking jump

1M Yen SC

>OMG

>>30246511
I forbid you from lewding the ojisan

>>30246498
not even 1% of the strongest one...

He said Tabasco is 2k but isn't it 20k?
Anyway I think the scale is dumb anyway.

>>30246511
DIOS MIO

>16K bullshit made up units
>not spicy at all

Two threads....

>>30246511
Stop that.

>>30246513
It just keeps getting better and better.

FUCKING FINALLY

>>30246574
>bros gay

>>30246494
Yeah I'm personally an ASMR kind of guy but this mouth sound shit makes my skin crawl, no matter who it is.

Magni es caliente.

>LOS CALIENTES
YO

>>30246522
yeah, we need at least 20 guys doing it

59k?
jezas

>>30246469
hot

>serrano
so, regular taco sauce?

>>30246511
You will pay for this crime, degenerate.

>>30246499
stop being a catalogfag and learn to search threads

JGH what did I miss in the last 4 hours

>>30246528
thanks for linking to the same thread

So I'm guessing scoville increases geometrically?

>two threads

The hottest thing I've eaten was those korean fire noodles and I felt like dying, how fucked would be with these sauces?

>>30246522
Do you speak to your mother with that mouth?

>>30246574
>boy sex dog singing

Uncle Nowa in about 10 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWLEcJ_TyJg

>>30246413
kek, very good anon

I looked up some hot sauces I like and it looks like my limit is around 10-15k. this dude is insane

>>30246516
weak

bread?

>whole milk
>ice cream
>bread
he really did think of everything

>he's got bread

>>30246646
Scoville units are like ARS

>>30246528
Thanks man, almost got lost

any fellow vesties gotten pepper sprayed before?

where is this?

>>30246413
Loteria

i want to see altare eat spicy food

HERMANOS

>>30246695
scoville's is one of those scam units that doesn't really represent how spicy something is

>he got all the fat ingredients to cut the spice
SMART NOWA

>only 36K
ah

>>30246743
>>30246746
why not drink cola?

>>30246719
the 2x spicy version caps out at 10,000 SHU

>>30246746
AME GET DOWN

>>30246719
buldak? how much scovil is that actually?
You can actually get that in a bottle, its fucking killer on fried egg and rice

I want to hear uncle nowa cry god damn it

STOP CHEWING WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN GRAMPS PLEASE

>>30246759
The crunchyroll Expo, california i think

>>30246528
Jesus Christ finally man, I've been lost for hours

>>30246516
Weak

UH OH

>>30246413
Ajolote*

>uhoh
HE IS NOW FEELING IT

>uh oh

IT BEGINS

>oh oh

lips burning

>>30246759
The skit/panel? That stuff isn't streamed, you gotta be at the expo and attend the panel.

OH NO ITS ALL OVER

I know about milk but what does bread so?

>It hit my lips on the way in
Why do you have to say it like that...

>>30246844
he's old he got no teeth

you're in for a world of hurt vesper

>>30246646
it's ppm of capsaicin

Level 2 has been reached

i dont want to hear a 40 year old man munching on cold nuggets from the inside of his mouth pov

It has started
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH-QwK4v0ZI

>>30246685
Gura had bad shill stream
Regis cried like a faggot
Magni and Rio are fucking (again)
Axel was nervous and crying until the end where he sang about sex or something
You are here

>>30246719
The buldak x3's 13,000 shu is a lie.
I've eaten raw habaneros which are about 200,000 and these things are as hot because of the extract.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3J-ewMbeEP0
Uncle Nowa after 2 more bottles

>>30246574
>gamma faggot
KEK

What are your thoughts on chilli sauce?

He's feeling it

I had Sriracha earlier, he's definitely right about the lips.

>starting to make "WOO" noises

>i felt that
there we go we're crossing it

I want to get a better job so I can supa the boys one day but I'm gonna try to budget better so I can at least member them once they open them up

JESAS THE AKAS

Uncle Nowa swollen DSL...

>already blinking back the tears

u h
o h

>>30246832
Jesus, only 10000? Those kill me when it touches my tongue

QUICK! KISS HIS LIPS TO MAKE IT HURT LESS!

>>30246887
in case of oil based hot sauces, the bread can soak up and brush the oils off your tongue and lips

>>30246914
What are you straight?

>keep the spice away from your lips
but I like the tingling sensation it leaves

>1 Million Yen
Jesas

it's only the begging, he got too cocky

fuck that go hard or go home ves

>>30246513
I'm interested to see if he gets much in the way of euro currencies. Obviously he wont get much now since it's way outside their timezone but later when he does his EU friendly zatsus.

>*HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

ITs starting to heat

>>30246923
kek

>>30246511
I will pour hot sauce down your hole, pervert.

>tfw your cum hit uncle nowas lips

>>30246646
100k is where it starts getting serious. 2 million is literally pepperspray

>>30246574
>boy sex

>he's eating it with chicken nuggers
damn i want one too wtf

>>30246914
What are you, gay?

Sniffing already

I get the milk and ice cream, but what does the bread do to help the heat?

>>30246574
>magni getting hot altare thing
ayo?

OH BOY THIS IS WHERE THE FUN BEGINS

I'm about to watch a 35-year-old man puke on stream, aren't I

>ALL THESE AKAS
What's he gonna spend his first paycheck from Cover on?

>>30246574
NOWA LOVE

>He's breaking
He's not gonna make it

>almost 30 minutes already

Im rubbing my pussy with those sexy noises he is making

I ate a habanero pepper(~200k SHU) in high school as a challenge... This old man is very brave to do this knowing what he's putting himself into.

OMEGA SHUT IT DOWN
HE'S GOING TO BURN

>>30246874
did someone get a video of it?

>>30246986
That's like 100 in real money

>>30246889
Odd, when Nowa says it, it doesn't feel as lewd as when magni does.

The sauces that tingle like that are the best.

Vesper puts hot sauce on his 14" cock and tells you to lick it off. What do?

i just bit into this 2x samyang spicy noodles, and how the fuck is it only 8k?

We have 2 threads now with about the same amount of replies

>>30246646
it's like dragonball powerlevels, 9000 seems impressive at first but then you start getting into the millions

>>30247029
see >>30246974
it's to get rid of the spices because the oil creates a film that causes it to stick to your tongue lips and gums

>sex noises
anons...soundpost this later PLEASE

>>30246746
>>30246837
What's wrong with Ame?

He won't survive The Bomb.

DETROIT METAL CITY REFERENCE AYEEEEEEEE

he was getting too cocky lmao

>tetrapod melontea
yab

Do any of you guys get a runny nose when eating spicy food? I love eating and cooking spicy food(my culture doesn't generally do that) but whenever I do my nose runs like mad which is fine if I am alone but it just looks weird if anyone sees me.

>>30247050
>he will literally be burning up by the hour mark

>>30246966
The sauce is extract based. The shu doesn't match up to how hot it actually is.

>>30247075
Watch his cock burn off

La salsa caliente

>saying 'chuunibiyou" in full
>not just "chuuni"
Nowa, THAT is chuuni as fuck

>>30247029
I guess it's absorbent? Like iirc the milk and ice cream is because fat can absorb the spice, so it's probably like that.

>>30247098
improve yourself

>tetrapot melon tea
HOLY SHIT IS THAT A DETROIT METAL CITY REFERENCE

has Haachama been mogged yet?

>>30247039
Reimbursing himself for the PC he bought

>>30247039
Probably tea and books and chemicals to extract gold.

He hasn't died yet so looking good

Previous thread btw
>>30240373
>>30240373
>>30240373

>>30247075
lick it off? what else would you do?

>>30247098
Bread makes her tummy hort

>>30247039
He will buy a new tea set

Calli sauce

>>30247075
Buckle up and get to work.

>>30247039
his son (me)

[hurting sexually]

>>30247111
Even if it wasn't spicy the taste of it would get to him

>>30247129
I think that's a normal occurence

>>30247129
it's normal cutie

He's gonna be suffering through the whole collab after this

>>30247059
More like 75 given how bad the yen is doing.

>>30247098
She has a gluten intolerance which makes her sick when she eats bread/gluten products

>A skeleton with a cowboy hat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4CofbOiKj0

>>30247098
can't eat gluten

>>30247066
It lacks the "Ahn~" noises that Magni adds.

Bros he's actually gonna die after this stream...

OMEGA PULL THE PLUG THIS OLD MAN IS GOING TO DIE

>>30247139
ironic weeb detected

>>30247098
gluten intolerant

>>30247075
It would be very painful

>>30247098
She has lactose intolerance, but for bread

>>30247029
Starch

Best thing to eat is greek yoghurt tho.

SO THICK

>>30247098
Gluten intolerance

yeah, me

>REALLY THICC

IT'S SO THICK BROS

THICC

>>30247075
that's pretty gay bro, ngl

IT'S SO THICK

UUUWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>30247075
probably take him to a mental institution

>THICC

>IT'S SO THICK

>>30247098
she has celiacs. Gluten makes tummy hort

>ITS SO THICC

OH?

>this thing is REALLY THICK
ayo, phrasing

>>30247075
That depends, how hot is the hot sauce?

>>30247184
>>30247185
Thanks anons, grew up on mostly bland slavic food(not that it can't be good in other ways) so wasn't sure if it's normal.

>>30247075
>Putting hot sauce on your dick.
I get him an ice pack.

It begins...

thiccccccc

>>30247092
i ate a fresh habanero one time on a dare while working out and milk didn't help, it just spready the juices more places

THICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

that thing? my cock

thiccccc

>>30247191
genius. now he has an excuse on why hes not talking in the collab

how many sauces left?

It's thick aye?

DONT SAY THAT

>IT'S REALLY THICK
NOWA SAMA PLEASE.....

p-papa Nowa...?

Uncle Nowa's spicy lips!
Uncle Nowa sweating from the spice!
Uncle Nowa turning into a shaking quivering mess from the pain!

>>30247129
I just ate some spicy Pringles today and it cleaned my whole sinus out.

>IT'S SO THICK
>IT'S VISCOUS

Fucking numberfags

vesper...

PHRASING GRAMPS

N-nowa?

He's talking about his cock

HOLY THICC

THE FINAL BURNOUT OMEGA STOP HIM

DO NOT LEWD THE OJI

EXTRA THICC

THICK VISCOUS SAUCE ON UNCLE'S TONGUE

THICCCC

Uncle nowa why are you looking at my personal parts?

EXTRA THICC

>>30247129
i do, but i already have a stuffy noise normally so it helps clear out my sinuses.

Two years worth of sauce

>It's SO THICC
Yeah, my cock.

>>30247075
call the police why is he here
after that call 911 the dude is dying

>>30247039
taking me to disney land

this is lewd when you close your eyes and imagine he's taking cocks

>>30246746
Sannners...

180k+ is when I start getting fucked up by the sauce personally.
Everything underneath that is ez pz.
Everything after that is just awful and takes forever to go away.

>>30247283
>>30247282
Jesus they're so cringe

>Tetrapod Melon Tea
Was that a reference of the anime Detroit Metal City?

>>30247075
Watch him die in agony?

>>30247283
>Breaching containment
numberfags are truly retarded

Why are these faggots like this??

IT'S STARTING

>>30247283
i hate numberfags so much

>coughing
OH SHIT HERE WE GO

>>30247282
>>30247283
I hate these fucking people they shouldn't have rights

>coughing
NO NOWA

here we go...

ah shit HE'S DYING

That doesn't sound good...

>>30247283
The fuck?

>>30247283
>>30247282
>>30247328
GET
THE
ROPE

UH OH
UH OH

>>30247283
I hate these faggots so much.

I was in the wrong thread…

I don’t have any food in the house so don’t ask.

>>30247282
>>30247283
cringe

faggots....

>>30247168
I like that this was your first post in the thread, you were sitting back and lurking until you saw someone posting about sucking hot sauce off uncle nowa's cock and were like, "I HAVE TO REPLY TO THIS ONE"

>>30247129
that's extremely normal, i love eating spicy food when getting over a cold

>coughing
THE DEATH CLOCK STARTS NOW

>>30247328
AIIIEEEE

>>30247328
>>30247283
>>30247282
man you people just are dying to give them attention huh

CALL 911 HE'S DYING!!!!

he's coofing already...

NOWA LOVE

>>30247283
>containment breaking
fucking hell

>>30247204
Holy shit Paparepaer has his own hot sauce?

>>30247282
>>30247283
Ofc it's a numberfag

>>30247328
>>30247282
>>30247283
holy cringe
that guy should kill himself

oh nonononono

>>30247283
Uncle got their attention.

>*Grunts*
>Its SO thicc
>*Smack lips*

>male vtuber
>like spicy stuff
alright, i'm buying

>he's already dying
DOUBTERS WW@?

HERE WE GO!!!

>>30247282
>>30247283
>mentioning this board in public
if you're in this thread Jaypee literally kill yourself.

>It's so thick
yeah my clit

ah man, breathing in hot sauce is the fucking worrrrst

Nowa...

>>30247282
cringe

It begins. From now on he'll be in serious pain

>>30247283
People who do this need to be drawn and quartered

>>30247364
I don't for one second believe that is an American

>>30247283
you guys might be huge fags, but at least you're not as gay as /#/

>>30247282
>>30247283
Meido should nuke those niggers already...

I can't believe I'm watching an old man kill himself on stream.

NOOOOOOOO DON'T DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>30247111
I did a hot ones thing with my friends last summer and the Last Dab was so easy compared to the Bomb

>>30247364
>burger
expected

>>30247283
lmao fuck off

>>30247098
her body is racist against gluten

Don't die old man

>>30247282
>>30247283
>>30247328
>>30247364
They are being called out as we speak
>t. /#/s

>>30247282
>>30247283
>NUMBERNIGGER
>Breaking containment
OUT

>>30247283
Cringe fuck

>>30247283
first time i ever get disgusted from a supa.

isn't he at 59k but has a 2kk one?

eh,monetisation on vesper channel didn't unlock for me yet for some reason

UNCLE NOWA PLEASE LIVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IT JUMPED TO A 3
oh god he is going to be breathing fire soon.

Stream reminding me of when I was stationed in lame ass Idaho years ago. One of the very few perks of Boise is they've got a pizza joint called Flying Pie that has an incredible habanero pizza a few months out of the year. Supervisor brought a quad habanero pizza for us to eat and someone had to call in the next day because he fucked his stomach up so bad eating it.

>>30247328
lmao, attention whoring

>>30247282
>>30247283
>breaking containment
of course its a #fag

NO!!! VESTIE NO!!! STOP!!! YOU'RE BURNING!! NOOOOOOOOOO

>>30247381
use it as lube then

>>30247282
>>30247283
cringefaggots

>>30247283
imagine actually typing this

>>30247381
shuba

The heartburn this old man is going to get.

Why is his chewing noices making me feel tinglies? what the fuck only Reine got me like that.

I dont understand the appeal of hot sauce.
Like, its painful?

>>30247143
yeah, what we call "spice" is essentially an oil. the reason milk works is it bonds to the oil like soap, and bread can pick it up too. The reason water doesn't work is, well, water and oil

>3 already at 59.000
He's not going to live, anons.

>>30247381
ORDER SOME FRIEND CHICKEN AND ICECREAM
STOP SUFFERING

>>30247282
>>30247283
>>30247328
jesus christ

Ganbare nowa oji!!!

>>30247328
#AD

>>30247282
>>30247283
>Containment breaching
To be fair tho Uncle Nowa did literally namedrop this site like a dozen times on stream a couple days ago

ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW UNCLE NOWA?

>>30247381
C o m f y

>>30247328
this board was a mistake

MORI's hot sauce RUINED THE STREAM

h-how is a 5 gonna be then? jesas

>>30247347
>Talking about cocks
>Constant chewing noises
Yeah, not sure about that one

Vesper has so many viewers I'm so proud of my husband

Wait is he smothering the nuggers in hot sauce? He knows he just need to dab it right?

>>30247283

>>30247282
>>30247283
ofc numberfags break containment. As if Tempus hasn't made it clear that they do not care about numbers...

is that his face on the bottle again

>>30247482
f5

Already a 3, this doesn't look good.

>>30247283
>jaypee instead of veetee
one job

He's getting the milk!

>>30247282
>>30247283
i swear to /#/ is the cancer of vt

>>30247381
PUT IT ON THE DUCK

Why do we as a species willingly torture ourselves with spice?

I can't believe that I'm going to listen to an old man die live on stream while playing LoL.

>>30247482
refresh

OH NO HE IS FEELING IT

>we're only halfway through

>>30247381
nice duck

>>30247548
You're welcome

whats a vom

Nowa...

>>30247565
gotta showboat in front of the vesties

>>30247547
he will be screaming

>>30247381
what's it rated at?

>>30247527
that's only 1/40th of 2mil, he'll be fine lul

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yyAgk9der4

>one way ticket to vom town
jesus so much for unity can't believe they would do pikamee like that

>>30247283
>>30247282
BUT WHY????? STOP CORRUPTING MY BOYS YOU FKN SHIT STAINS

Uh oh. He's going to die

>>30247523
It's like a weird addiction desu

>vom town
Pikamee would literally die if she tried this.

https://youtu.be/BD4p4buPTv4
i want to hear vesper ayo

I made up the word "vom"

he's going to burn...

>>30247328
Almost sounds threatening and villain-esque. Appropriate.

Vomtown...home...

>>30247578
no face, just his forearms and his hand holding the cellphone

>>30247539
stream source?

>>30247601
cause spice is great

I feel like Vesper goes all instructional in every stream she does, he'd make a good tutor/teacher if that's in his nature.

>>30247328
i genuinely believe this person needs to be shot and killed.

>>30247438
Tits or stfu

>>30247573
>RRAT loves her Grampa
>I love my Grampa
we are...

SOMEONE STOP MY GRANDPA HE IS GOING TO DIE

>>30247523
It tastes good and it clears the sinuses. If you get used to spicier sauces, the heat isn't a problem and it's more flavors.

my own tongue is dying too, but I'm gonna do it for NOWA

>monetization stream
>fucking dies

>>30247670
the meme review

>>30247615
I think that's where pikamees come from

>>30247670
The one with de ancient memes

MAJOR
HES BURNING UP

HE'S BURNING OUT

NOOOOOOOO THE SPICY WAWA IS MAKING GRANDPA HURT OMEGA MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOPPPP AAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEE

>>30247381
Not bad.

>>30247381
gl anon

>>30247670
the old meme review stream he did

>>30247601
because of the dopamine rush after the heat
its so worth it

>>30247489
OKAY GUESS I'M GOING TO IDAHO NOW.