/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

FIRST FOR AXEL

>>30240224
I need to be RAPED by Tempus.
Yes, I said NEED. Not WANT, but NEED.
And yes, I said RAPED. Not "make love to" or "have sex with". I said R. A. P. E. RAPE.
With capital R for RESPECT which I want NONE of, I wanna be dececrated by them.
With capital A for ANIMALISTIC, I want them to release their inner beast and ravage my body.
With capital P for PAIN, I want them to take off their anger, their pent up emotions, all the stress from the daily vtubing and hololive life out on me.
With capital E for EXTREME, I want them to dig deep into their darkest, most pervert fantasies, and use me as a vessel to finally execute them.
Axel Syrios, Regis Altare, Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper. I want all of them to have a turn with me.
I don't care who goes first and who goes last, and if they go for doubles, then even better.
It's not about me, it's not if I'm pleased, it's all for them and until they are satisfied.
They don't have to care about me, not even akwnoledge I'm a human being with real feelings and dreams, for them, I'm just another toy, and so I will oblige.

axelchama...

my puppy is so CUTE

OP...

>>30240224
OP you fucked up

axel focus on your steram....

Turn on the reverb you dumb dog

OP FORGOT THE /MANS/

PUT THE SUBJECT YOU DUMB DOG

nice subject lol

Axel stop coming here especially on stream

>>30240224
>No subject
AXEL YOU'RE STREAMING RIGHT NOW STOP MAKING THREADS

He's so nervous!

NOW THIS IS AN AXEL THREAD

Axel...

OP YOU FUCKED UP

he's adorable...

fucked the /mans/

>>30239983
>https://twitter.com/minaserioch/status/1556113942484684800

>ISRAEL
>ISREAL
>PALESTINE
>JVDAEA
>PHOENICIA

Axel... the title...

I WAS LOOKING FOR /MANS/ FOR 5 MIN YOU RETARD.

>>30240224
Good job faggot

OP you did an Axel

Axel please don't sing and make threads at the same time

gdi OP

OP you forgot the subject
>>30240224

Axel stop being nervous when you make the thread

>>30240224
you fucking retard

AXELPOSTER YOU DID IT AGAIN

Thanks for the thread, Axel. It's nice of you to multitask like this.

>>30240368
kek

>>30240340
CHUPADO

you fucked up!

>>30240049
Anon nobody is going to spare the effort to doxx you using just a vocaroo

>>30240224
OP-chama...

>>30240368
CHUPADO

OGA MAN APPROVED

Make a new thread with the title and delete this one

love my boys, simple as

Did Magni actually forgot Bae's name?

OP u absolute donut

>>30240224
OP WTF

>>30239891
>>30240049
I know /mans/ is full of faggots but this guy right here is a bitch

AXEL, YOU NEED TO TURN UP YOUR MIC!

>>30240373
>>30240373
>>30240373
>>30240373
>>30240373
>>30240373
THREAD WITH A PROPER SUBJECT

>>30240368
>Raw bros chupado rrat please

Took you long enough faggot

Oh, I heard Lapu sing this the other day. Nice song.

I'm sorry I have to watch Irys. I'm a megamanfag. I'll catch the vod later Axel.

FUCK i forgot the subject, this is why i shouldn't make these threads lmfao

>>30240344
>JERUSALEM

>>30240344
>JVDAEA
>PHOENICIA
I kekked

FUUUUCK I CREATED ANOTHER THREAD BECAUSE YOU FORGOT THE SUBJECT

>>30240439
Naw, we riding with Axel.

>>30240340
H O R A S

>>30240368
>slurping nuts

NOT A CHARACTER
I REPEAT
NOT A CHARACTER
I REPEAT
NOT A CHARACTER

https://poal.me/qr7fec

KINO

>>30240368
>cream rio
>axel sex yeah
>slurping nuts
>love sexo art batter

>>30240495
You're forgiven.

>>30240340
AIEEEEEEE HE'S GOING TO MAG ALL OVER MAG

>>30240495
Made me think there wasn't a /mans/ thread for a second.

You had ONE JOB op

abandon this thread and go to >>30240373 please I fucked up

MIGRATE TO THE THREAD WITH PROPER SUBJECT
SHAME ON THIS OP
*cums on OP*

go to the right thread retards

>>30240368
>models become chupadobros
KEK

>>30240646
I'll keep this thread alive, just for you Axel.

>>30240340
These two will off-collab one day and Rio will go full yandere and rape Magni live on stream as he screams for mercy while their models are motionless
And I'll just sit there and cum

>>30240340
SEXO

I love Axel so much. I need to have a kid with him

OP is retarded...

WHERE IS MANS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>30240224
YOUR NAME FIELD REPS

>>30240224
Axel your thread gets to be used again!

We can't use this thread now... the Axel stream is done...

vesties kowai....

>>30240224
>no MANS
THE FUCK!?

fuck you OP

>>30246039
>>30246045
you dummies you're bumping an old thread

LET THIS ONE DIE DAMMIT

>>30240224
/MANS/ DOKO!?

>>30246092
gotta use this one up
tis tradition

OP YOU RETARD

>>30246080
NO LOVE DEEP VESPER

>>30245910
>>30245905
>>30245794
lewd...

respect Axel's effort!!!

okay seriously what's the appeal of vesper? why do you like him for context, i am a straight man

>a furry

new thread pls

>>30246102
>>30246105
i don't see any in catalog

>20min in, only number sauce number 3 out of 10
He have to speedrun the spiciest ones later

drawanons dead mom hair cut for vesper when

Make a new one instead of using this one you retards

>there's a furry on the label

u h h

there's definitely a reflection on this bottle

>>30246159
he's just like me

>>30246142
>>30245910
>>30245905
>>30245794

I always remember people on Hot Ones saying the pineapple one was actually good, I should try a bottle sometime
I would've said this 5 minutes ago if it wasn't an Axel thread

https://twitter.com/minaserioch/status/1556121811124776960

Translation: Stop trying to flirt with me, I only have eyes for Dezmond

retard OP, I was ctrl-f ing for MANS for like 2 minutes

>>30246159
he's my brother

Thread and Uncle Nowa right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3J-ewMbeEP0

>you can see Vesper's forearms and hands holding the cellphone in the reflection

Posting in this until the real /mans/ thread is created

Somebody make a new thread, fuck this OP

Is this the hottest current thread on /vt/, /MANS/?

>>30246159
he's like a brother to everyone
also a dad
a grandpa
it's basically if /vt/ created a vtuber

>>30246177
>100$
weak.

>>30246199
Same.

>>30246199
just check the 'log zoomer

WHY DOES HE CHEW WITH HIS MOUTH OPEN THOUGH ITS SO GROSS

>>30246159
You know the completely random stereotypical "water cooler" conversations you are supposed to have with co-workers before the HR departments were invaded by tumblr
He's that
But also your friend.

>>30246159
He's literally me

>>30246159
He's good at talking, engaging with viewers and pretty much an internet and gamer scholar

>>30246159
He's like having a dork gamer uncle that talks too much during family reunions
Quite comfy

>>30246192
most of the lower 5 hot ones are actually good tasting and worth trying

>>30246159
I enjoy listening to ojisans talk all day.

>>30246177
what a cheap bitch, we all know he has deep pockets

>boomer
>no pocket knives within arms reach
dropped

>>30246250
this is chill time with the bros

>>30246233
i guess im immune since ive been pepper sprayed

>>30246250
That's one thing I don't like, but eh.

>No fucking title

OP pls

>this is a hot sauce that furries made

>>30246183
>>30246214
>>30246234
>>30246265
but that's the thing, he's just like me
so i can't help but cringe out after hearing him speak for 5 seconds

>>30246159
You've never had a friend sperg out about his favorite video game series, huh.

>>30240224
you fucked up retard

>>30246226
you can see his head and hair too
but not his face

>>30246250
probably just to confirm to the viewers that hes actually eating. if he just did it with his mouth closed i mean might as well just not even do it

>>30246159
Actual oldfag who somehow got into vtubing, it's an absolute anomaly

jesus christ

>>30246250
Aerate it, warm it up, put it over all 9000 taste buds

>>30246250
asmr

If oaxacan is hard I can't imagine how he would pronounc OAXAQUEÑA

>>30246233
>People eat literal police mace as a "hot sauce"
does it even have flavor at that point?

>>30246159
He's interesting, doesn't fake a character and it feels like he genuinely enjoys and likes his fans. you could hear it in that hearty laugh. Plus his interests (subjective) but I enjoy what he's into

>>30246331
he has this feeling of 'i can make it if i try - look at him'

>>30246159
He is the friend I wish I had in my life

>>30246352
jesas

HERES YOUR THREAD WITH OP
>>30246322

>>30246159
Sincere and earnest with great interests that validates my boomer taste; he's also a great conversationalist that makes it impossible not to enjoy whatever he's going on about. I love him.

>>30246159
he's just a really nice, genuinely enthusiastic dude. seeing someone enjoying themselves is nice. also talks about interesting things in a very engaging way.

As expected, Axel has the most JP SCs.
I figured he would seeing as he panders to them the most

>>30246233
Maybe I should try ghost peppers, habaneros is what I usually put on my food.

lmao catalogfags dead don't know how to find the thread

>>30246352
kek

>>30246159
He is literally me, just a way better talker.

>>30246322

Real thread >>30246322

>>30246352
UNCLE VESPER I GOT INTO A CAR CRASH LET'SGOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>30246408
No, this thread is fine

>>30246250
It's so that you can hear it since we don't have a face cam.

>>30246233
Ah so that's why my mouth was on fire after eating a habanero burrito

>>30246322
>>30246322
>>30246322
>>30246322
>>30246322
>>30246322
LET AXEL'S EMBARASSING NO SUBJECT THREAD DIE ALREADY AND GO HERE

>>30246381
Pain

>>30246322
MIGRATE O'ER HERE LADS

>>30246379
he should watch apocalypto

>>30246331
stop being a retarded ironic weeb and embrace your preferences

IT BEGINS
THE SPICE RISES

>>30246434
stop being a retard
use this thread until it's finished

>>30246159
he is literally me

>>30240368
"axel sex yeah" - sounds about right

My dad grows peppers and tricked me into eating a 300k habanero once in 8th grade, I ended up on my knees drinking from a muddy puddle while he stood leaning over me and laughing at me. I wonder how Vesper will react once it gets to that level

>>30246415
woops, wrong picture

>>30246454
Shut up, Axel. We're finishing this one off.

>>30246159
>zatsudan master
>older relative vibes
>based taste
>boomer humor
>tea lover
He's just like my oshi (green woman).

weak

>>30246331
kill the part of yourself that cringes

>>30246408
>>30246427
>>30246434
>>30246454
>>30246460
You retards are already in this thread. Shouldn't have even made another one

>>30246417
idk if ghost peppers are the same as bhut jalokia but if they are they are really good. very fruity, like a habanero but a flavor unique from a habanero if that makes sense. and much hotter obviously.

>>30246454
You just know this one won't die until it hits the bump limit.

>>30246233

Who would win in a fight, a 1.500.000 Shu's or the Sun?

>>30246159
He has the same appeal to me that Fauna has to straight men.

green is my pepper

>>30246454
We come back to this one whenever the one with a title is archived.

What's a one pepper situation?
>milk
Don't look rest of Tempus!

>>30246159
I've always wanted a nice significantly older brother.

>>30246381
it stops having flavor long before that
hot sauce autists are something else

>>30246593
Exactly. Dumb fucks thinking they are cool for making a duplicate thread...

>>30246417
I remember having a ghost pepper burger at Denny's, but it could've been fake. I had to take off the sauce and the residue left over made it good.

I forgot to go food shopping and I’m not about to put it on a stick of butter…

los calientes is actually a really good sauce

>>30246352
UNCLE VESPER I CRASHED MY CAR LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

>>30246352
here we go KEK

>>30246381
the spiciest thing I've ever eaten completely numbed my mouth in the same way local anaesthetic from your dentist does. I felt dizzy and giddy. Past a certain point it's like mild drugs.

>>30246599
Nice, good to hear I do like that fruity taste, I hate that acid taste like serranos

>>30246322
>>30246322
>>30246322

janny...

>>30246352
>it begins

>>30246352
I ALMOST DIED IN A CAR CRASH LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

UNCLE NOWA I LOVE YOU AH AH AH

>>30246908
why do you have to beg for janny? just ignore this thread and head over there if you must

>>30246352
Is there 2/2 or did something else happen to her?

>>30247043
it's not as interesting or funny

>>30247043
she crashed before she could make the 2nd supa

Vespie don't say it like that

COUGH COUGH

Nowa dying on stream. Let's go

one way ticket to vom town let's goooooo

still not hotter than a habanero? vesper talking big game when the average latam walks with this

He's gonna Haachama moment in a while huh

CHAT I'M DYING LET'S GOOOOOO

>Already dying
>Not even breaking 100k SHU
SOME ONE SAVE HIM!

MY GRANDPA IS DEAD LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Grandpa Grandpa...

ITS TIME

UNCLE NOOOOO

Why is he putting so much sauce on?

I want to pee but this chili sauce trainwreck is beautiful

>>30248970
Just take your PC to the bathroom bro

grandpa dont die....

>>30248966
he's not a bitch

>>30249076
>he doesn't have jugs
NGMI

Breakdown is in. And still 2 bottles left.
Also he's the one who put double helping of sauce for the last 8 bottles himself lol

>he let the psycho one touch his lip
>milk is doing nothing
hes doomed

Nowa...

His toilet will melt...

>>30250027
I volunteer to replace it.

I don't think he's gmi bros..........

Uncle nowa....

Man, Vesper is really different when he's dying.