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>>30156679
Neriah logs ch.3

I FUCKING LOVE THIS PLACE. It's a shame I cant stay longer because for fucks sake I had way too much fun. I got to eat lots of delicious nuts, exchange nuts with so many young and cute boys, collect so many PRETTY GEMS, and even get an arsenal of old weapons for the boys back home to learn how to make for ourselves.
Ok so I did go a bit overboard and made myself broke. Too busy spending all my money on gems. But luckily it seems that squirrel people are loved here so it was easy to make my money back. I bet people probably think I am a huge slut but I just don't give a fuck anymore. I get to endulge in my fetish AND get paid for it! And not only that but I get to help the young virgins here with their future sex lives. Everyone wins!

So about what I will be bringing back to my homeland. Of course we have our lovely amethyst but I also want /risu/ to have guns. Even though other nations look at this like junk we see it as treasure and the next step to keeping up with the powers of the world. We may even be able to reverse engineer these old guns and have a national gun for risuners. That would be so cool!
Fuck I really can't contain how amazing the Retro Reich is. I'm such a fucking nerd and this is the perfect place for nerds why do I have to leave?

Alright well anyway here we are. It has been quite some time and I have had many adventures. The pictures from the onobots will stay in my personal collection and so will a few of the other things i picked up but oh boy am I gonna earn a FUCKLOAD OF NUTS when we get back. The ship is being loaded up right now as I write this and we are all about to head out. I definitely need to come back here though. Even if I cant continue acting as a sexual instructor for the virgins then at least I can make an excuse saying I'm collecting weapons for the homeland.
Oh Retro Reich. I hope our two nations can get along. If your people ever feel stressed out then come on over. We would love to exchange our nuts with you.

>>30156587
No special flavor this time? Just plain bread?

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off to bed goodnight lads.

>>30157623
Sometimes plain old white bread is good too

>>30157623
All bread is bad. When my grandma brings me homebakef loaf i stuff it in the freezer for 3 months and then lie to myself when clearing the freezer like oh no!!!!! Maybe this bread can have black mold!! And then i throw it away without feeling guilty

>>30157625
Sleep well, darling.

Is comfy still around? I think I have enough time to make a menu for comfydants. Also if comfydants are adept with metalurgy, thermal dynamics, and general physics then we maybe able to build some appliances from scratch.

>>30157968
Rosebud you cant just say something like that to OG, you'll end up breaking him

>>30158099
Oh don’t worry, I’m perfectly aware of how to break my dear Risuner. That’s precisely why I said it.

>>30156766
Alright, folks, it's time to vote for player-specific goalhorns! We have a poll for each of our medals (except Holy Ghost who only had 1 option), so be sure to cast your vote in all 3!
https://strawpoll.com/polls/jVyGJ4OGYZ7
https://strawpoll.com/polls/B2ZB3Y4QxyJ
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VOTING ENDS IN 2 DAYS!

>>30158356
Poor risuner!!!!

>>30158424
If i sing a /vtwbg/ themed version of eurasia forever, can we add that to the vote?

>>30158682
Sure, we are still accepting suggestions for anthems and such.

>>30158086
Yup, I'm here! Comfydants are unlikely to have much of a food culture, actually, but if you'd be willing, a menu for Briskadets would be great! They're the area marked Brisketia on this (noncanon, border autists don't jump me) map: https://files.catbox.moe/fntsu5.png You can assume they have access to any crops capable of being grown in /nenmen/ or /lazulight/. They would have a strong culture of experimenting with lots of different recipes due to the influence of their chuuba, so feel free to go wild with it.
>we may be able to build some appliances from scratch
Comfydants have the knowledge, but they're unlikely to apply it due to concerns about global warming and the aforementioned lack of food culture. I'd be interested to hear your ideas though! Unlikely isn't the same as absolutely not, after all.

>>30158958
Cara al sol kek

I might be late with the birthday wish. Happy birthday Rosebud! Pan pan!

Morning. What did I missed?

>>30159248
Technically speaking there’s about six minutes remaining fro my birthday, so you are on time. Thank you, bread dog.

Do we have any climate anons up right now? I have a question about volcanic activity.

>>30159774
i got a 100 on a geology final once and i'm in the mood for researching a random topic for no reason, shoot

>>30158682
sing this instead https://youtu.be/vA-W_MPg9ec but you sing about how we will unite and beat the unpatriotic losers from our generals that laugh at us

>>30159774
I'm not a registered climateanon, but I know a thing or two.
Plus volcanoes are not climatology, it's geology.

>>30159444
Is rosebud's birthday

>>30160438
he might mean the pyroclast and smoke but we will see

>>30160511
Neat. Happy birthday, wherever you are.

>>30160005
>>30160438
It's actually about winds, currents, and volcanic ash - I figured it be a climate question. Say that Infinitum suffered an eruption 300 years ago, causing a 200 year volcanic winter. I know that this isn't realistic - volcanic winters don't last that long or stay localized to just the island. Moreoever, everyone should've died a few years in. This is a mass extinction event.

Stay with me here.

This is the current wind map: https://files.catbox.moe/9o32xl.png.. How possible would it be to keep *most* of the volcanic ash clouds to the area of pic related? I wanted to make the Borg cube part of our lore, and it ties nicely into the volcanic winter idea i've been using for a week or two (inspired by Frostpunk).

Also, to what degree would such an event have on the world, and how?

>>30160894
My reasoning (aka the idea I had at random and really want to use)
>300 years ago
>Mt. Boros erupted and caused a volcanic winter
>heavy ash affected far more than just infinity - global winds brought much of it southward
>the area affected became incredibly difficult to traverse and toxic to stay in for too long, with sailors refusing to to go near in even after it settled a century after
>almost impossible to navigate and completely impossible to map the region as the world around it progressed into the exploration era
>Infinity's fate remained a mystery, and much of the knowledge of its geography was lost to the world for 300 years
>the area has been referred to as the [Borg] ever since

>>30160894
>>30161083
what

>>30159092
It looks like you're in the subtropical monsoon. Which means you'll have tons of fruit but lots of rainfall in the spring. Since you have a fairly warm-ish winter you can plant seeds in winter then let the monsoon rains germinate them. Long and short is anything that grows in /mans/ would grow here. Keep in mind of the floods in the spring though. Figs, almonds, avacados, aguave, ginger, etc. As long as the crops resist heat and a dry autumn and winter you should have a good crop.

Since you're inland you have a good variety of livestock. If you have grasslands then cattle's a must have. Cattle brings beef and milk. Which brings cream, butter, and cheese. Bamboo's also a pretty good crop to grow as a material and food. Since you have a not-too-dry season I think you can grow grapes, tomatoes, cabbages, and some grains like wheat, barely, oat, and rye. Its sadly too dry for rice in the fall. But spring rice is a good option. Research subtropical crops and plan the weather with monsoon patterns.

>>30161083
I gather this is to explain /inf/'s isolation from the rest of the world? Hmm, the big bit of handwaving this asks is for the ashes to be both toxic and to remain in the air long enough for generations of sailors to refuse approaching it. Volcanic ash just can't do that, no two ways about it.
What you could do, is have massive amounts of toxic gas be continuously expelled by thermal vents on /inf/ following the big eruption at the start. This could make the air unfit to breathe for people coming near, though this is admittedly still a bit fantastical. Also, this would doom everyone on the island to dying, but it sounds like you have a way around that.

>>30160894
BORG CUBE my beloved

>>30158592
Like you are one to talk...

>>30161975
I will consider these, thank you! Yes, the eruption is the main reason I'm going for, for the isolationism
>>30162177
I've always wanted to bring it back into the lore, somehow

>>30159456
DAMMIT WHY I AM I ALWAYS LATE FOR THESE THINGS?!?! Anyway HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU ADORABLE PLANT PERSON YOU!! Hope you have a wonderful year!

>>30162605
do they have to be isolated by geological activity? is there a reason you want it to be a physical deterrent?

>>30162514
Wdym!!??? I'm not a sex pest like OGsuner!!!!

>>30162997
Frostpunk reference
Gives the government to go uber oppressive, religious, and industrial in other to survive (also Frostpunk)
B o r g

>>30163240
>Gives the government to
*Gives the government reason to

>>30163240
>government to go uber oppressive, religious
I see why you and /meat/ are BFFs

>>30163129
Yet I broke you on multiple occasions just by channeling the smallest amount of my own horny for you. Want me to do it again?

Either way, saw you wrote another piece. Want me to wrap my feedback for both this one and the first one in one rentry for ease of access?

>>30163240
well besides fucking with the axial tilt and apocenter or pericenter (which we are NOT doing) i cannot explain that long of a winter, unless we change ocean belts to for some reason only bring you ungodly cold water
>>30163408
nobody proofreads on the funny tibetan car repair forum!!@

>>30163583
Ok but that's different!!! Getting flustered is not the same as getting horny!!!!
if you do that right now ill melt hhhghg

>Either way, saw you wrote another piece. Want me to wrap my feedback for both this one and the first one in one rentry for ease of access?
Do what you're most comfortable with!! I don't mind if you have to separate the feedback!!!!

>>30163483
>volcanic winter has left Kronies thin, lanky, pale, and gaunt
>meanwhile Matiyotl are strong, tan, and healthy
It's kino

>>30163601
I'm thinking about the suggestion they the volcano spewed ashes out over the course of those centuries. Hope does that sound?

>>30159092
As for appliances what's your thoughts on hand-cranked mixers, blenders, and food processors?

>>30164171
how would that not utterly destroy everything

>>30163878
Jesus christ woman, you can't say things like that to me when we are not at the bump limit! If you'll be a good girl and wait till then, there won't be a single inch of your body I won't cover in kisses. Alright, time for a cold shower.

Gonna just combine both pieces into one then, easier to have all the feedback in one place imo.

>>30164463
Kronie infrastructure
However they do it in Frostpunk

>>30164737
OK wtf happened to my spoilers?! Talk about cruel, revealing my horny for all the anons to see.

>>30164775
i meant life, infrastructure should be fine. pyroclast will encase or suffocate you, and if not you the plants and thus farms, then the animals will die, what is stopping this?

>>30165032
They just lived off of Kronii milk for a century. There, problem solved.

Oh also, is the anon that asked if I could make heraldry for him here by Amy chance? I know we are coming up on dead hours, but still worth asking. Wanna discuss that in a bit more detail.

If any /meat/ heads are around I'm seeking clarification about Kvældtiloyanfællag, speficially which branch's agents would be involved in bioweapon research for the sake of my writing.

I was thinking Glasyohni Metzi, but also Eitryohni Xochitl would be consulted due to the practical nature of these weapons as a covert operations tool. Also double checking that any Nahuatl names are ok to be used for characters that fill these positions, if they need names at all. Thanks!

>>30165272

>>30165032
>>30165272
I actually thought of this. I'm not joking: Yes, Kronii Milk. Breast milk of women who were fed Snake Fang was something of a party drug in high society before the Great Winter. It gave you strength, heightened the senses, and was also full of nutrients. When Mt. Boros erupted, all production of it was seized and refined, and soon enough Priestesses were the ones pumping out milk. We're talking unethical mass production industry here. It was enough to keep the Kronies going through the darkest times.

>>30165751
that sounds morally reprehensive enough to have been something humans would do

>>30164737
im dead

>>30165688
Dang, that pic made me wanna re-read all the tf2 comics again. Those were a goldmine of jokes, specially demo segments.

>>30165751
>Farms full of priestesses being milked day in, day out
H-hot...

>>30165751
Kronii Milk. Kronii Cheese. Kronii Butter. Ice sheet fish. Hardtack, if the harvest was worth anything that year. You don't need anything else. Okay, yes you do, but we didn't GET anything else.

>>30166051
i'm demoknighting in tf2 right now, that's why i thought of that image

>>30164289
Ohhhh, that stuff honestly didn't even occur to me but yeah, Comfydants would probably be willing to make appliances like that. I don't think it would really occur to them at first either, but after being in this timeline for a bit they would undoubtedly relax a little and start taking more of an interest in normal, day-to-day life things like cooking. If you still want to make a menu for them I'd be interested in seeing it, honestly. But I have to go now, so I'll respond to any further replies tomorrow. Thanks for all the interesting research you've been sharing with us lately, anon!

>>30165980
Clearly not enough, if you can still type. Will you be a good girl till the bump limit though?

>>30166104
Based. Best subclass. Shame melee fucking sucks in tf2.

>>30166051
Things have eased up since, and the process has been refined to the point that they can still produce a lot without having to be strapped to the "priestess duty station" 12 hours a day anymore. Also, modern Kronii Milk is actually watered down compared to the stuff from the Winter. It's no longer necessary that each bottle pack that much a punch.

>>30166210
>spoiler
I'm almost falling asleep!!! I feel sleepy very fast!!!

>>30166665
Then go to sleep silly, we can continue this later! Rest comes first, specially since you said you were busy the last few days, doubt you slept enough. I'll count this as being a good girl if you want to~ I also REALLY need to go take that cold shower. The things you do to me...

>>30166060
You and I are not so different, Kronies

>Kronie rep and Meat rep are discussing human farming (for different products) and shaking hands while Dragoon rep and Cunt make out in the background

>>30167079
Indeed! The physical, cultural, and technological contrast only serves to highlight our similarities, too

>>30167183
>The usual morning on the /vtwbg/ council room. All that's missing is a small French loli chasing a squirrel around with a shotgun.

really, before this general started who wouldve thought that infinity and the ryonafags would become BFFs
one side goes "hnnggg ryona! hnnngg stapled cunny! hnngggg puke asmr!"
while the other goes "hnngggg sekkusu! hhnnggggg gabe! hhnnnggg kronii's clock!"

>>30167380
Really big fan of pic related myself

>>30167460
I remember the first time I made contact with /meat/... Nervous but excited, I brought some of our darker works as a gift... Good times. I'm so glad it led to such a lovely friendship

>>30167460
It's honestly just because this general brings together the best kinds of people. Yea, we might be menheras at times, but if we met irl, I would buy any one of you a drink. I really enjoyed the last half a year or so I have spent here. You guys are great, never change.

>>30167589
i remember drawing that third to last line for fun, never shared it but now i have a reason to

>>30167833
Oh my god it's beautiful

i dont have the heart to reveal that ive been playing multiple personas
theyre all real people at this point

>>30167589
>bread dog wanders to the grand seat and pees on the gnome placed there.
What followed was [redacted] until a Sanallite managed to pick the gnome up and throw him out the door.

I'm just me.

>>30165498
That would be me, but you can make stuff for /mans/ firsts. I do have some ideas in mind for the various heraldry of /who/. This is just an example of what I think the general heraldry in the Owl Republic looks like. Due to their history and culture I expect their emblems to have less flourish, so less mantling and stuff. And of course almost everyone would have something to do with owls.

>>30167799
>but if we met irl, I would buy any one of you a drink

uh oh
>organise a /vtwbg/ meetup at a bar
>show up late
>go to counter to grab drink
>the people around me are drinking strange red liquid
>the people at the tables are all eating bloody steak
>it's a /meat/ bar
>it's a /meat/up

>>30167907
Tell us, it's always fun to reveal these things.

>>30167741
Story idea!
An ex-Matiyotl Tlatoani and an ex-Infinitum One got married
the entire hemisphere shook from this diplomatic event

>>30167907
i kinda do but i've just been seen as two mutually exclusive posters without bothering to separate nor explicitly connect them so people just call me either one

>>30168219
The Infinitum clergy never retire... But maybe a powerful princess / daughter of a powerful official?

>>30167976
Ohhh, like the reference a lot! Gonna give me an excuse to start animal drawing reps as well! Consider my services bought, probably gonna get around to it tommorow or the day after.

>>30168046
>it's a /meat/up
Alright I'll give it to you, that made me exhale harder than usual.

>>30167907
Ohhhh do tell! It's dead hours anyway, so these are just glorified bumps, might as well have fun!

>I meet rose sexpai
>get on my knees
"How may I serve you master"

>>30168046
>he doesn't know this was all a /meat/ lure operation

In other news OG left his trips on while raping saplings in the risu thread.

>>30168650
Fucking kek
Never change, OGsuner

>>30168479
At least you know what you would do, I ain't got the faintest clue. It would probably just be really awkward.

>>30168650
Fucking KEK!

>>30168650
what will he think of next?

>>30166988
I'll go to sleep now!! Tomorrow I'll read what you wrote!!! I'm not a girl btw!! Not a transvestic fetishist either!!!!!
Gn everyone!!!! Sleep well!!!!!

>>30169088
Just a cute gay subby bottom, then?

>>30167833
Also, this looks oddly familiar. The design of the doggo I mean. So are you Mistle or just really good at making a similar design? Either way, based.

>>30168953
This smug aura only makes me want to fuck you as hard as the saplings.

>>30169136
What about Founderkun?

>>30169088
even better.

>>30169204
A cute young man with adventurous, boyish shorts!

>>30169139
who the fuck is mistle

>>30169263
the /nasa/ drawfag, breaddog design came from them

>>30169245
Unless he's in the cabal ritualistic mask and hood

>>30169347
can i see some of his work? since it's late and no worldbuilding is occurring

>>30169353
I'm imagining him coming to the /vtwbg/ council dressed like that, having forgotten he was wearing it, and going 'oops' before tossing them aside.

>>30169423
>cabal performs ritual in the basement
>everyone is in their masks and hoods so you cant tell who is who
>except for the tiny one

>>30169543
What about the one with the big bushy squirrel tail?

>>30169397
Unironically watch Astrogirl from Sana. The entire MV was made by Mistle.

>>30169726
damn i'm nowhere near that important, i don't even have a twitter

>>30169587
he's not part of the cabal. they told him there would be free nuts and he followed. he didnt know that he would be getting an actual pair of fresh testicles

>And we waited generations more
>For the waters of the flood to lower
>Until we could build as we once did
>In the image of the world lost to us
>We thanked the goddesses for their mercy
>But the wicked barbarians followed
>Clad in rrat furs and spreading vile falsehoods
>Terrorizing our young nation
>The Historian, the Egg, the Orc, the Titan,
>Warriors of Discordia
>The wraiths forced the away
>Yet they returned time after time
>Their lies always more twisted than the last
>And the faithful begged the heavens for mercy
>Before one of them
>One of their own, in their ranks
>Clad in furs white like snow
>Drove them out
>One after one
>Legion after legion
>Until they fell back in disarray
>Turning on one another
>Falling apart as they were driven back
>To the northern wastes
>Cold and lifeless
>Their hatred and heresy
>Manifested unto their forms
>Foul mutations, imitations of man
>Like the rats whose fur they wore
>And the plagues they spread
>And there they wander in that godless place
>Forevermore
An excerpt from Annals of Alivia Empire, Founding Chapters, translated from Old Common
>>/vt/thread/S1647355#p1648023

>>30170194
>>30156679
/hlgg/ lore

Word cloud for last thread.

>>30170194
I always imagine lore posts like these to be narrated like these
https://youtu.be/LP9xH9hqC04
https://youtu.be/BKib62Mc8Y4

>>30171047
>don't need to tell me twice

>>30142934
It is indeed next to Solus, just South-East of the city. Sorry for not being clear here, when I talked about the base I meant the northern part of the main island.

>>30171193
Was honestly going for this
https://youtu.be/sPlSH6n37ts

>>30171193
holy shit, 4 minutes of slow, painful exposition. i'm so excited.

>>30171047

>>30168353
Might as well I guess. Here's probably what the shield would look like.

>>30172181
Bro....

>>30173245
Sorry... got a bit too excited. Depending on the progress of your reps you can do it later. It's not for your own thread after all so you can take it easy.

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fungus chuuba bump

https://rentry.org/vtwbg-vnuglore
/kr/ isn't up yet, so I'm posting /vnug/ lore here. I don't know how the relationship between the trade alliances is, but since /kr/ is fairly decentralised, I think /vnug/ would still like to trade with Ailivian Trade League (and basically everyone interested).

>>30176320
Writhaven (/wg/) would love to engage in trade with you, especially since you're basically right out of our eastern shores. We have grains available to export for one, and Babel https://rentry.org/tfas8 would also like to open an office in your territory if you would allow it. I'm sure our nations could be great friends, and the Quavers sound right up our alley.

>>30176698
Sounds good to me! Having more grains will always be handy, and the Babel sounds like cool people. Would they want to set up shops among the Quavers too?

>>30176994
Yeah, I could see them operating some guild halls there. Babel's always up for increased international collaboration!

OH FUCK YOU GUYS!
Audiophones can work!
And so are other audio based tech!
But they only need one type of chuubanite
>>30093565
ASMR chuubanite. It greatly enhances audio perception down to the minute details

>>30156919
/wg/
The Writhaven Governance is a nation of artists and scholars seeking to constantly improve their mastery over the written word. Although the people there can often clash in their beliefs and cultures, they are united by this passion to bring their fantasies to life upon the page. This shared desire has brought about a renaissance of storytelling in every genre imaginable, and with a populace whose roots can be traced all over the globe, Writhaven has no shortage of unique sights and experiences to inspire that next spark of creative vision.
Lore doc: https://rentry.org/writhaven

Thanks spam detection system, /mans/ please take note of this if I'm not mistaken

>>30156679
The Simplified Coat of Arms of the Owl Republic, the most commonly used and found version in the country. A more elaborate version with elements such as supports and a motto exists, but it's usually reserved for things like important documents.

The different elements in the escutcheon represent:
Book: Knowledge, Wisdom, Tradition and Reason
Waterwheel: Industry, Technology, Human ingenuity and Progress
Fortress: Security, Honor, Steadfastness and Memorial of the Founding War
Cauldron: Justice and Community
The inescutcheon in the middle consists of the Nameless One's Crest, which placed within the context of the overall design represents the guidance the Nameless One gives in these aspects of the country.

https://files.catbox.moe/3d589z.png
Coat of Arms with just the escutcheon.

>>30178142 (Me)
If you really want to know more about the mechanism of folding: https://www.lyellcollection.org/doi/10.1144/sp487.7

>>30177394
Welcome to /vtwbg/!

>>30178175
I see this is a state for the proletarians

>>30178550
Not exactly, personally, I see in-universe /who/ as a radical liberal state, and the most logical route for it would be almost Keynesian like or a social democracy if we want to compare it with real life systems or ideologies. There's not communist ideology or state in Vitubia yet, maybe the Rosebutas because oldbud joked bout it once.

>>30177091
Sounds good! Penel is the home base of the Penelites, although you can also find them in both Symphoria (the capital) and Palhalla (the port), so feel free to pick the most suitable place. We have spruce beer and lingonberry water to warm you up!

Hello.

>>30180563
Hello friend

>>30180631
Good afternoon, just got back from work.

I see paperclikouhai finally got himself a trip. Hope that ends the falseflagging operation.

For infinity, you can always handwave a bit, justify things with magic. Morig chuubanite already has a cooling effect, infnity chuubanite could have it as well, chuubanite effects, especially general ones like that, do not have to be exclusive.

Thus, the eruption released a massive amount of infinity chuubanite that then cooled down the area for a long time. Subsequent smaller eruptions kept the area cold for centuries.

Borg cube is the range of the magical effect. Foreign ships could avoid it due to not wanting to deal with volatile magics.

Everyone else, morning, how are you this fine day?

>>30180672
I am good. Who is Paperclip? I am just trying to get settled in for some lore for mep. OGsuner wasn't happy about me having ISIS so I had to get rid of them and scrap my plans.

>>30180734
Paperclip is OGsuner. I dont remember the exact context of why he gained that name, but I find it cute and funny so i call him that too sometimes

>>30180734
>OGsuner wasn't happy about me having ISIS
should've doubled down

>>30180830
Oh, that is what I will call him. Wait, he was falseflagged yesterday? Did i just throw away shit because of a falseflagger.

>>30180870
He has been falseflagged the entire week now, its become a problem.

I think you should check on him again, I am not sure of that was him or not

>>30180842
Oh I would double down but I saw this thread sperg out when Alice did it so I decided not to.

>>30180672
I am definitely taking these into consideration! It's my favorite possibility so far. Thank you Nasfaqronie!

>>30180899
merde. I think that was a falseflagger. alice said her "female senses" and I just laughed it off. But she was right.

>>30180904
based, no you should double down 99% of the time, especially with squirrels.

I don't want anyone falseflagging as me, so I am going to get a trip ahead of time and use it when I am being serious. This is Meps trip.

Back to regularly scheduled programming what is every currently doing,

New flag concept for /who/. I think I need a bit of help with this one, mix and matched colors for a while and this is the only satisfying one I've got. I can just copy the Estovakian flag but still wanted it to at least look a little bit more unique.

>>30180412
Hmm. In that case, I think I'll plop down our main office at Penel. I'm sure we could find a lot to keep us busy there. And thank you for the refreshments! Let's toast to a beneficial and long-lasting relationship between our nations.

>>30181372
Oh hey, are you in KR. I partially work with Warkop and from my understand, Hanafag (the rep) wants to be friends with KR.

>>30181372
Refreshments are nice, and pretty much vital for the long, dark winters!

>>30181427
I'm the /wg/ rep, but the fellow I was striking a deal with hails from the /vnug/ kingdom in /kr/.
>>30181498
Perhaps you two can come to an arrangement.

>>30181372
Spamfilter.
>>30181605
Would you like to negotiate with the NijiKR and the Indies too? We are fans of record keeping in NijiKR and documentation.

>>30181605
Oh perfect, Her Royal Majesty would be delighted for you to come to our kingdom to share you poetry (fanfics). Set up an office in Baroque style within the city of Pavolia and we will be eagerly await your presence. You are a well read men and quite refined so we would also be interested in trade in the future and embassies.

>>30181677
>>30180412
This was for you, Vnugbro.

I guess I will set up a trip too for official business since i think I have been taken too seriously in the past. Seems like a good idea.

>>30181867
>>30181786
>>30156587
Two new trip reps
>/mep/ !AvkpUsvqyw
>/KR/ !.NKzGxKvQY

>>30181677
Well, like I mentioned before, my idea for the Indie part of /kr/ would be a bunch of smaller states, from minor tribes to city-states, with Tonya being the most prominent one and the de facto leader of the Indie states
They're probably more culturally similar to Mujigae than /vnug/, since I assume many of them tend to stream in Korean, with Tonya being the main exception that I know
Would it make sense for Tonya to be next to /vnug? She seems fairly close to Liora, but I don't know if she's also close to other vtubers

>>30181953
I think so, Albeit I prefer to see them less as tribals or cities state but a fractured realm of feudal lords (remnants of the old regime) under one hegemon (Tonya). How well is your map coming along BTW? Did you like Tsushima?

>>30182049
What is the old regime?
The map's coming along nicely, I think, but I don't really have many things to actually put on it

>>30182093
The Old Regime would have being the Great Kingdom of Mujigae, which would have seen these lands and vnug at on point as tributaries or in some cases directly under it. What do you think of that? We can have a lot of anarchy in the region that has been stablized recently by the Confederation.

>>30181677
That sounds great! What sort of negotiations did you have in mind?
>>30181786
We would be delighted to! Any fan of the written word is a friend of Writhaven's. Babel prides itself on its ability to adapt to the customs of all nations, so we take no issue with your request of building style. And Writhaven will of course send over some diplomats right away so that our governments have the opportunity to parlay and improve relations with one another.

>>30182156
To clarify, while some would be directly under the King, many would be like Tsushima (which is why I said it is the only Autonomous Feudatory Realm in the reformed Kingdom)

>>30182156
I think some of the former nijiKR went indies after graduation so that could work for those states, although ICly that depends on how hostile the new one was to the remnants
I describe them as tribes and cities, but the difference between them and feudal states is fairly semantic in nature. I guess that depends on how many of them are put in charge by Mujigae during their conquest?

>>30182187
We would want it within our capital and cultural center of Hanseong for Mujigae and Tsushima, a vassal would like one in its capital of Myeongyang. I will get to the specifics about the indies later but I would assume it would be in the Capital of the Confederation in Tonya's City (we will get a name later.)
Make them in traditional Korean Architecture except on Tsushima, which will be Japanese.
>>30182313
I saw it that way too. Agreed about the semantics, I am just going off of what traditionally a Korean State would have been so they would likely be Feudatories in that aspect, unlike vnug which is different. What do you think?

What ideas to you have for Tonya's capital name, btw.

>>30182419
>what traditionally a Korean State would have been
I don't think Korea has been feudal since maybe Silla? From what I can tell, feudalism isn't really a thing in the Sinosphere outside maybe Japan for most of their classical history

>>30182579
Oh, so petty Kingdoms I guess would be better. I don't entirely, I will do some research

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamna (Grand Prince)
>hojok regional lords (Goryeo)
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_nobility
I think I can figure this out well. Tell me what you think given this information.

>>30182419
That all sounds perfectly acceptable. I hope you will be able to make great use of Babel's services.

>>30178737
So you could say that it’s Democracy?

>>30182579
>>30182812
China and Korea are weird in that they did have nobles and such but were centralized states too. I think given the circumstances you should take some liberties with it since the Indies should be decentralized.

>>30182953
You could say that they were granted these titles in recogintion of governance over these lands and eventually it became heriditary or the current governor declared indepedence or something. Usually what would have happened is another Kingdom would have emerged (tribes and city states were non existent) but that clearly wouldn't work for what you are going for.

>>30182953
>>30183040
Thanks, I will try to work this out somehow. Might be a few days for this but I think I got the idea at least.
>>30182827
Naturally, our scholars will find it useful and we would like to open friendly relations with one of our neighbors as well (NijiKR speaking)

>>30182559
I don't watch her enough to know, but I guess Shabel would be a good placeholder

>>30182645
Well, seongju does sound pretty cool, but it's more Jeju than mainland Korean. Other than that, gukgong and gungong (translated as duke) would be the closest second, but from what I can tell, they were more like titles than actual nobility with holdings

>>30182953
Chinese and Korean nobles were a mix of scholar-gentry and powerful local families than actually land-holding nobles in "feudal Europe" so to speak, I think the main issue's that you can't really have a decentralised state (that isn't fighting among itself) based on any model from Korean history since it wasn't really a thing there

Afternoon everybody
>>30180672
>>30180909
Hey Kronies!!

>>30183199
Yeah... We will have to take some liberties here I think. This was the problem I ran into when I thought of it because none of the options work aside from some form of old feudalism common before Goryeo and Pre-Imperial China.

>>30183296
I think it's probably better if we don't base /kr/ on RL Korea at all, since most forms of Koreas aren't really compatible with the system we want /kr/ to have

>>30183122
Glad to hear it! Writhaven looks forward to our continued friendship.

>>30183199
That's about right. The Chinese state from Qin is a highly centralized state, which both its official ideology of Confucianism and its incorporation into the examination system serve to cement the absolute status of the Emperor, aside from the obvious military, taxation and governing system. Never studied per-modern East Asian history too deeply but concepts such as unification and harmony is an important idea in pre-modern (still is to a degree) East Asian political thinking.

>>30183345
Well... I am already deep with mine. We can keep it "Korean" with it's own uniqueness like I made with Tsushima. I'll bring to you my full plan on this soon enough, thinking the "Marcher Lords" on your border would have a tradition of Autonomy while the Western part of the Indies would have been Mujigae (Will need to think of how that even translates there.) Maybe some tribes in the hills but I don't want to overcomplicate things honestly.

>>30183273
hello!

>>30183624
From what I can tell, Mujigae is meant to represent nijiKR (or at least, what remained in Nijisanji after the branch merge), in which case it being more centralised seems reasonable, and I think most of nijiKR streams/streamed in Korean, so the Korean cultural trappings can work too. I'm just not too sure if it makes sense to apply to the rest of /kr/ or /kr/'s own structure as well. Like I mentioned before, indies who used to be nijiKR could be holdouts of the old regime (ironically), while the rest might not be very integrated into Mujigae's centralised system despite cultural similarities and once being part of it. The size and nature of these smaller Indie states will vary a lot, both depending on their size (reflecting their presence in our thread) and their economy (which is dependent on their climate, biome and local resources)
>I don't want to overcomplicate things honestly
I think letting go of the attempt to make /kr/ too Korean would be a good way to make things less convoluted desu

>>30182832
/who/ has always been a democracy. But right now the Republic would likely be reluctant to join the Pact. Aside from some reasons raised by other anons opposing the pact's requirements (that it should have more to do with religion rather than "meta" reasons), there's also geopolitical concerns and thread relations. The indie continent is one of our biggest markets, depends on the history of /vsj/, the traditional wisdom could be to limit it's growth and influence as much as possible. The rise of /vsj/ may also threaten already profitable and friendly relations with indie countries like /vrt/. /who/ the thread also doesn't really want anything to do with /vsj/ especially when there are catalogfags that occasionally come in and post bait. Thus far there's also no interaction between Mumei and any /vsj/ streamers. Both of these factors combined, I'm not sure what the relationship would be. It would have to depend on how /vsj/'s lore and history ultimately end up and some deliberation between hoomans who are involved in this project.

>>30184190
Agreed. Do you think my concept about "marcher lords" is a good idea btw?

>>30184776
Sounds reasonable, although I don't know if they would be near the /vnug/ border, depending on how much authority Mujigae has in the Indie lands. If anything, I kind of assume they would be more common in eastern Indie, where the rest of the Indie beyond coastal cities didn't have a lot of exposure from Mujigae

conlang chads, how long does it usually take you guys to whip a conlang up? Just curious.

>>30185086
Yeah, I will have to think of it honestly. I just assumed on the border because since vnug is like Jurchens, it would have made sense for "Marcher Lords" to be there.

>>30185224
/vnug/ (and maybe Tonya) is definitely culturally different, but the placement of Marcher lords should depend more on where Mujigae's border is, since the Marcher lords' job is to keep said border safe, so pushing it far beyond what Mujigae could reasonably control seems to defeat the point

>>30185310 (Me)
The Marcher lords can also be the ex-nijiKR I mentioned since I feel they fit thematically (they came from nijiKR but has since severed relationship with them)

>>30185310
>>30185408
Agreed, That's another thing I was thinking about was how this looked in the past. I will do some brainstorming on this and think of how the greater history of KR should look.

>>30184200
That’s fair. It’s in the works

What's a government?

>>30169543
Basically my average socializing experience over here

>>30186747
Something your partner is trying to create apparently

>>30186747
Something that you eat when you have had enough of them. Also
>2 KB
Smaller!

>>30173971
Don't know who the "bro..." guy was, but it wasn't me, I passed out before I saw you reply. Either way, there ain't no "too excited" about stuff like this, and I want as much reference material and ideas as you have. So don't worry about it.

>>30187052
Then I think that anon is just mocking my sketch kek.
>>30178175
Made an escutcheon myself, you can either use it directly or use it as a reference if say you want to practice drawing waterwheels.

>>30187052 me
>>30187262

Oh seems I wasn't needed In the end after all, that CoA looks really nice

>>30187775
You can still draw it if you want. A lot of countries have both lesser and greater coats of arms.

meanwhile risuners

>>30187997
The nuts and extreme small size is SOVL I like it regardless.

https://rentry.org/KingdomOfOiseau
I finished the Navy, if you are interested.
>>30187997
>Tricolore
Tells me everything I need to know about your nation kek.

Actually now that I think about it there are at least 4 countries in Vitubia with clear French influences. /mep/, /who/, /rose/ and /2434/. Maybe other than the /meat/cabal the other secret sting puller behind /vtwbg/ is Naoploen's ghost or something.

>>30188197
It was just a flag someone made a long time ago and I said "yeah I like it" and never changed it

>>30188729
I am joking because I represent the Ancien Régime...

>>30188448
>French cabal

>>30188197
The active threads might need to come together and develop a world or region wide naval history at some point. Since all navies have "adopted'(or rather copied) the same or similar rating system it can be an opportunity to write how that came about and spread, or it is rather a convergent evolution.
Also I'm not sure about the West fleet having only two ships-of-the-line. There are a lot more activity in the Alivrian Sea compared to the Heavenly sea due to the sheer amount of countries that are in relative proximity to each other. There's also the threat from /meat/heads even though they've ceased their raiding. Traditionally the Western fleet being stronger would probably make more sense. But if your main concern are the clocks then that makes a bit more sense. Oh and bomb ketches ARE mortar ships.

>>30189727
If i knew how ship rating system worked I'd try to create a more unique system

>>30189727
We do not have the port capacity in the West anymore to justify a fleet there beyond what we have nor any way of improving it because we have the Barbary States there raiding constantly.. I am adopting the 2434 ranking solely because we are working together. Someone else can use the English Method but I am using the French method because I am french.

>>30190184
Our best port, Rochefort, is their main base of operations. We are operating out of two smaller ports that can barely sustain what we have over there. But our concern is the Clocks primarily. (I wish VSJ or ahoy were major naval powers.) I am just trying to make sense of it given the current state of our nation.

Imagine having a fleet

>>30188197
hate the tricolor huh?
So who do you stan; Bourbon, Orleans, or Bonaparte?

>>30190415
/ahoy/ would still be a decently formidable navy even without a rep. /2434/'s whole reason to invest in their navy is because of /ahoy/ I think.

Oh wait nasfaqg kronie you still here?? I just remembered I promised you could tech me mahjong!

>>30188942
Jokes on you! The most famous /meat/head in history is French!
Georges Bataille and his Societe Acephale of people who wants to be sacrificed.

>>30190471
Existing on the map should be your first objective.
>>30190499
Bourbon by tradition, Orléans because I recognize that their line is the senior Capetian line now because the Spanish Borbons are a cadet branch. Bourbon line died with Henri V.

>>30190725
And here I was, wanting to do an IC first contact with one of our merchant house heads. No tea gifts for you then (yet).

>>30190725
Would you support a Franco-Spain union?

>>30190830
Well, that is your problem.
>>30190851
No, France doesn't need to worry about Spain's problems for the sake of the monarchy.

If I am spelling Alivirian wrong, that sucks because I am not changing it kek. We will just say that is our localized spelling.

>>30190471
turns out gingerbread boats don't do well in water...

>>30190699
/meat/bro! Do you know any more weird frenchmen that we can use to get into the french cabal?

>>30191049
Would your people be interested in serving as Royal Guards in our nation? We hold many of the same values as you and would love such virtuous people to serve aside us as her Royal Majesty's most elite unit.

>>30189727
hurr durr pic related

>>30191243
It is said that there are no other knights like luknights! It would be a benefit to both our nations for our royalties to become acquainted with each other and to build off of each others tactics in battle, always good to see another absolute monarchist, nanora.
I would like to know a little about the climate your nation is situated in though, lunaitos have trouble with heat and though we'd still send a small order of knights to your nation, we must properly supply them with the necessary equipment.
Would you be also be interested in a trade of sugar and candies? We also have a growing ice cream trade which would be very profitable to invest in, our fallen allies have gifted us with the means to create new flavors of ice cream and we intend to capitalize on that exponentially, nanora!

>>30191147
Uhhh... Marquis De Sade is an obvious choice because ryona.
I can list a few wackies but they don't generally fit /meat/'s direction, but they're genuine schizos nonetheless.
Andre Breton, Valentine Saint Pont, Rene Guenon, Jules Bonnot, Michel Foacault, Gilles Deleuze, Pierre-Joseph Proudhon, Charles Maurras, Georges Sorel, Morvan Marchal.

>>30191929
We live in a Mediterranean climate, if that is too hot. We would like to equip the Royal Guards with Muskets, which we will train them in the use of, but they may keep their armor if they wish. As for trade, I would love to invest it! Let us establish friendship as true nations of virtue and monarchy.

>>30191990
>Sade
>the nigga behind Salo
Oh fuck this is good shit!

>>30191990
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marquis_de_Sade
>The words sadism and sadist are derived in reference to the works of fiction he wrote which portrayed numerous acts of sexual cruelty.
holy based!

>>30191990
how do you know all these things?

>>30189727
I don't know much about navy stuff, but I would like to help! Back then we talked with /morig/ about some shared naval history, which might be relevant here since we had a major battle between /morig/ and /meat/ being what kicked off the Age of Sails, at least in the holosea.

>>30192245
>>30192360
He's literally the father of modern sadism. If there's a Frenchman who can represent /meat/, it's him.
>>30192488
Legacy knowledge from the previous worldbuilding project I was part of. Their library and research on 20th century weirdoes are extensive.

>>30191990
Maurras?

>>30190471
I'm afraid that as time passes, we will eventually have to establish a coast guard at the very least. We might have to share seas with cannibal viking cultists (among other dangers) after all, and I don't know how much they'd enjoy feasting on our schizos so there is little guarantee of us achieving peace through allowance into the foreign wing of our adventurerer's guild.

>>30192742
You also have Watermelon ISIS too.

>>30192360
>>30192245
>/meat/ managed to slip into the French cabal
THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

>>30193009
Non. The French Cabal is me, a deadbeat and Alice.

>>30193096
So, we cannot use Bataille and Sade as 'French' pass?

>>30192742
so, why id it that you guys hate /meat/ again? was it that one of your chuubas (assuming there are multiple) said they didn't like cannibals? even if you refuse to have talks with /meat/ you can at least have talks with /meat/'s allies before doing stuff like this.

>>30192228
Excellent nanora! I must establish a Lunaito Royal Ice Cream Company and search into ways to preserve the product across the sea. Perhaps the mythical "refrigerators" which the star people used during sapling trades...
The heat will require some adaptation for the lunaitos, however, lunaitos are not known to fold by the whims of nature! Our castles are built in the stormlands and stand in the face of great winds and schizo arrows, a little heat will not daunt us, nanora!
If you like, we can share the many castle siege and protection strategies and weapons that we've implemented in the past, though we have good relations with the watamates, we cannot condone piracy and extortion and will at least help you establish castle defenses on the coast. The lunaitos will continue to wear their armor, as is tradition, though if the heat does become too much we will consider less thick plate and different colorations, I'd already thought that these knights would have winged emblems attached to their shoulder plates to show their training so it would be par for the course.
What do you think would be a good name for the order of lunaitos trained in art of gunpowder?

>>30193172
I think they are just roleplaying just like we do.
Right?

>>30193195
The Order of Pixy Dust

>>30192742
I mean, don't really need a fleet when the average footsoldier looks like pic related. Pretty sure these guys could walk on water if they wanted to.

>>30193310
If we are, it's a damn shame. I wanted to make use of your information network in-world in exchange for certain goods.

>>30191990
are you even human?

>>30190651
I'm here, but im most likely gonna be busy today, except for really late. Did you make an account and play the tutorial? did you check the resources rentrry?

>>30193166
You are not French.
>>30193195
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musketeers_of_the_Guard Basing you off of this. What do you think, «Mousquetaires de la Garde»

>>30193595
I did absolutely none of that, you sexy thing. I just checked into one of my favorites stream, and >she was playing mahjong. The only reason I remembered.

>>30192855
Ah shoot, I had forgotten about them. Yes I suppose there will those who would do us harm no matter what. Speaking of, I don't think we can do much to help against them directly. Internal issues you see.
I can see some smaller mercenary groups leaving the island for wealth and glory to bring home though which might be of interest when they've been setup.

>>30193754
Btw vespieBro, how do we explain not being discovered till now? We are dangerously close to /morig/ and our populated areas are on the coasts. No way that is going unnoticed.

>>30193310
ya, but i want to know why that is such a prominent aspect of their role. i haven't seen everything they've said, but it seems like they are basing their whole character around being french, calling things uncouth, and not liking watamelons and cannibals, and clearly, they dislike cannibals more than they dislike watamelons. i want to know what culture they are trying to represent.

>>30193172
I'm not saying I hate them! There's just some caution to be had with people renowned to be raiders among other things. If there are ways to establish friendly relationships though I'd be happy to hear about them.
>>30193310
And yes it is part-roleplay.

>>30193904
Check the reply chain, the op wasn't Mepfriend, it was vespieBro aka /mans/

>>30194005
>There's just some caution to be had with people renowned to be raiders among other things. If there are ways to establish friendly relationships though I'd be happy to hear about them.
Oh you sweet summer child. /meat/ has been carrying this theme since Day One. Ask the Kronies

>>30194005
Well, /meat/ is always open to trade if you want! Our climates are somewhat similar, so some of our products might already be produced in your country, but feel free to check our list and tell us if anything fancies you!
https://rentry.org/deiphagymining

>>30193898
I'll be honest, I'm not 100% sure beyond just 'there is nothing of value on that island so there is little reason to approach' until ships and/or villages are discovered. Open to ideas

>>30194216
Here's a devilish idea. We came out of isolation centuries ago and developed alongside our neighbours. We write trade pacts and allegiances in the past, before jumping to the present, where we are an already established, known nation.

>>30194005
>If there are ways to establish friendly relationships though I'd be happy to hear about them.
ask any of /meat/'s allies, we have quite a few now. basically, one of the assumptions of engaging in trade and/or allowing cultists to infiltrate is that we stop raiding your regions. unironically, the best way to stop /meat/ from raiding you is to be their ally.

>>30194130
i can't keep track with the panon generation. i'm getting out of touch. am i an oldfag yet?

>>30194456
Would you even have much to raid though? I would assume best we had would be fishing boats that strayed a bit too far, and our coastal cities and villages are VERY well protected. Pros of living on the frontier, you raise tough children.

>>30194545
Don't worry, we both are oldfags at this point.

>>30193607
>>30193364
I like both of these, so I propose that the Lunaitos that return the the Candy Kingdom and continue their musket training be called the Order of Pixie Dust, and individual musket knights take on the title of Pixie Dust Musketeers but that Mousquetaires de la Garde be their name while in /mep/ territory as a localization.
We could also consider units of lunaitos with heavier shields that act as protection for musketeer units while preparing to fire again. This is looking to be a very formidable army, I look forward to our collaborations in warfare, nanora!
Also, should you ever face civil unrest or threat due to the whims of the peasantry, do not fear the usage of a firm lunaitos hand to correct the nation. Power belongs to the crown! It is the divine right of royalty to lead the people and obey, nanora!

Long Live the Monarchy!

Long Live Princess Luna!

Long Live Queen Reine!

>>30194456
we know this very well

>>30194811
LONG LIVE OUR FRINEDSHIP!

>>30194749
Well, it depends on how well-protected they are... still, I imagine even the occasion hit-and-run would still be quite annoying for /mans/, so that might be another incentive for trading with /meat/ instead.

RETROBRO BTW I DID YOUR STORY it wasnt much of a story more like Neriah fangirling over how much she loves the retro reich but I feel like that fits her character very well. The ending is exactly as planned and i went into brief detail about the things they bought and how she obtained more money to buy shit.

OH SAPLINGS!!! YOUR UP NEXT MY DARLINGS!

>>30194749
>Would you even have much to raid though?
you misunderstand, every region has something that values us, and while it is true that we would probably be more cautious against well-protected areas, our raiders are fairly capable. you guys are the ones with all the alchemy, right? i'm sure we have some researchers that would be interested in studying your magic.
>we both are oldfags at this point.
were you here from the map thread when /vtwbg/ was just starting?

I'm awake. Pan pan... Did /risu/ decide what foods they have besides nuts?

>captcha RKNAAA

https://rentry.org/KingdomOfOiseau#economy
Mep economy done, look it over.

>>30194811
BTW lunaito, you interested in a training ground for your knights? I got a whole island here.

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THE STRONGEST MONSTERS!!

YOU EITHER BECOME A DEMIGOD, OR ARE MADE FERTILIZER!!

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SIGN UP NOW AND GET A FREE BOTTLE OF A REFRESHMENT OF YOUR CHOICE!!

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>>30195508
where are you guys again?

>>30195198
Well protected enough that a ship would have a hard time getting it's men on land. /meat/ raids would, for a lack of a better term, amount to little more than a footnote in the lives of /mans/ people.

>>30195668
You walled off your entire island?

>>30195668
Bro, your country doesnt even exist yet

>>30195767
>walled of the island
>giant constructs
I'm making this bitch AoT and you can't stop me muahaha! Well, you can but... You can't!

>>30195886
And that should stop me expanding our lore because...?

>>30195560
2 blocks off to the side of /morig/. If the sea stars smelling like shit, you have gone too far west.

>>30195912
Hey that is /morig/'s gimmick!

>>30195912
based

>>30196043
What if we built a giant wall together? Haha jk... Unless?

>>30196032
Because how do you interact with a nation who ceased their activities before your country is founded?
The best handwave you could give is that the previous generation who lived there before /mans/ was founded dealt with it

>canals
Too much resources not feasible
Meanwhile these fuckers building the great wall of china

>>30195508
>>30195560
This basically, I was considering asking the risuners and deadbeats to house a certain host of luknights and lusquires in order to better acclimate them to a different climate so if you're willing we could possibly engage in a monhun to break bread between our two nations instead of our only relation being the Hickorypuffs (royalty dont like them, nanora). We can't dishonor the kingdom or let our allies down by getting sudden weak spells from glucose deficiency or fainting during battles so a few lusquires will be drilled in the ways of the lunaito honor code and battle tactics before being sent out to explore and learn more for the sake of protecting the Candy Kingdom and its allies.
If you've got a warm climate that isn't too extreme, that'd be great for us and we might also be able to create an unofficial knightly order of Hickory Puffs
>>30195360 kind of unrelated but I always find it funny that I'm the thread shota and also an oldfag since I wrote the thread's OP nanora

>Another canal discussion
Alright people you know the drill
Straight line, straight to the bunker

>>30195668
Rather than that, I believe it might largely just be more trouble than it is worth unless they really want to try out eating our people. I don't believe we're exactly a gold mine of wealth or anything. The cities are guarded and frontier villages might at best have good food and drink. That said the others are technically right that we aren't officially placed yet.
>>30195912
The comparison isn't too bad, with adventurers being equivalent of the recon squad and those forward bases having a role similar to those pocket-cities in the walls of being bait/first line of defense against major attacks. We're not getting titans and 50(?) meter walls though.
>>30194411
I'll chew on it

>>30196167
We are a chizo/criminal colony dating back to the old glory of /hlgg/. We would have had plenty of contact with /meat/ over the centuries.
Y'all gotta stop with this whole "your nation just now sprung up, like 10 seconds ago" and learn to retroactively weave nations into the world. Just because we are only now opening up to the world doesn't mean we didn't exist for centuries before that.

>>30196355
>I'm the thread shota and also an oldfag
I'm also a shota and I started the first thread

>>30196427
>frontier villages might at best have good food
Well, you aren't entirely wrong...

>>30196355
>If you've got a warm climate that isn't too extreme, that'd be great for us a
>subtropical monsoon
AIN'T NO KNIGHT OF LEGEND GETTING THEIR GLORY THE EASY WAY PRIVATE! NOW GET YOUR ASS IN ARMOUR AND START MARCHING, WE GOT 30KM TO THE NEAREST SCHIZO VILLAGE!

>>30196619
Pfft, alright. Got me there. I'm interested to know though if /meat/'s first reaction to these new-ish lands are to pick on its underbelly or to seek trade. First impressions and all that.
>>30194176
I'll try to remember the list and to check it once I can put together a proper list of what we have to offer as well.

>>30196727
Wrong.

>>30196580
>>30196355
We have two shotas?

>>30196355
You have your embassy. Would that be ok? Or are you asking to train luknights on risuner soil. Also note that your new ally doesn't like us for our primitive ways. Why does everyone hate SEX.....

>>30196489
i think we should try to keep the world representing the threads. brand new threads can't come in and claim to have come from the /jp/ era, or that they have existed before threads that, irl, they definitely didn't exist before. it seems like the elderly person's equivalent or stolen valor to me.

>>30196877
This ain't about you, Mepfriend.

>>30196867
If we assume that /mans/ actually just appear in recent history (say, within a century or so), then /meat/ probably would offer trade at first. Before that, an idea is that most people actually didn't know the raiders and the traders came from the same country.

>>30196877
I think they're talking about /mans/'s island.

>>30196489
The sprung up civilization thing only applies to /nasa/ because our civilization was in space before crashing. Everyone else should have a history with Vitubia.

>>30196894
Lunaitobro is 154cm
I'm 143cm

>>30197105
So do you like, sit in a chair and your legs dangle off or something?

>>30196925
And I think that line of thinking is extremely limiting to new threads and should be discarded. Each nation should be able to establish their own history, not just told "oh hey you guys are new here, right? So you existed for umm, let's say 100 years. Work in that frame of history, k?"

>>30196580
>>30197105
I completely forgot why we called you Founder, we had more in common than I previously thought, nanora!
>10 cm gap
absolutely bottomed.
>>30196727
Y-YES SIR NANORAAAAAA
this seems like a scheme to harvest lusquire sweat for secret alchemical experiments but a training regiment is a training regiment and these foreignaitos will need all the work out they can get. That and the idea of young lunaito children going through a marine bootcamp is very funny.
>>30196914
The embassy should be fine, we might ask for a little expansion of it to house the trainees but we'd be willing to compromise if the size of it got too large. We will continue to maintain peaceful relations with /risu/ and I don't think our alliance with /mep would change that too much, at least not this early. I do suggest offering trade in the form of new ice cream flavors to keep relations good since there would probably be minor tension between our nations due to our relationship with /nasa/ and the relationship that /risu/ had with them. I don't think any sanalaitos would be among the population of trainees specifically but since they have been accepted as full citizens and many were children, there is a chance that a lusquire of sanalite blood might be present.

Old meprep wanted a road connecting out nations together. New meprep blocks the borders.
I miss old meprep

>>30197668
so which thread did you start? the first official /vtwbg/ thread, after the map one?

>>30197192
Depends on the furniture. Im on two layers of cushion right now

>>30197668
>absolutely bottomed
He's a /meat/head who wrote guro. It's obvious who will be on top.

>>30197668
If they are children we aren't gonna be dicks to them. The adults will be the ones who undergo interrogation. We just don't want to see any more risuners kidnapped and about to be chopped up.

>>30197730
yep, I think I was the first one to call it /vtwbg/ after Founder's original thread.

>>30197711
I very much enjoy the new Mepfriend, even if he gets confused at times.

>>30197753
Damn. OK now I gotta ask. How much you weigh? I wanna know if I would actually be able to throw you out the door at schizo hordes.

>>30197858
Yo that was you who named it? THANKS SO MUCH!
>>30197914
Around __50kg

>>30196925
>>30197441
It's less that the nation has existed to those days, more that legends speak of the island first being populated in those days (partly to justify why people show non-traditional human traits such as animal ears and horns which would likely take a long time to develop, and also due to the fear of the branch coming into existance being quite old from my memory)
That said, I do think it wouldn't be too wrong to expect /mans/ entering the world stage as an officially recognized nation to be a fairly recent event. Maybe dating back a century +/- a decade or two. Should allow for some somewhat historical deals to be made, and also for some first contact stuff.

On a completely unrelated topic
>>30196727
>>30197668
I could see there being somewhat of a boot camp for new, aspiring adventurers that these young lusquires might be allowed to participate in. Mostly to weed out those that the guild believe aren't ready to brave the wilds.

>>30197961
alright people, lets take it from the top. one two
UUUUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH ToT

>>30197961
Dear lord you are the perfect sandbag to throw.

>>30197441
idk, part of me thinks that's kind of a fair thing to expect from completely new factions. we can't say every nation existed from the very beginning, that's for sure. the culture of the nation could precede the nation, though, and they could be a developed nation that was introduced to the realm of /vt/, similar to /nasa/ crash landing.
>>30197961
i wish i was a 143cm, 50kg midget like you, desu.
>>30197858
that's cool, i am not sure if i was the first to suggest the word "world building" but that is a word i often used before that point, so it was either because of me, or it was some kind of serendipity that it was named that. i definitely remember advocating for the use of that phrase for the next thread.
>>30198126
ya, as i said, the stuff that would lead up to a new nation being formed is perfectly fine, i just don't want a thread that was born literally yesterday to claim everyone owes it respect for being a very ancient, and very wise nation, and writing their lore to support that claim when that is clearly not reflective at all of their thread culture.

>>30198126
Sounds good, in that case expect /meat/ traders to look around!

>>30198126
Oh yea, we definitely weren't on the world stage anytime before 120 years back at max, but barring us from establishing our history of at least a few centuries because we are a new thread is downright idiotic imo.

>>30197853
There's really no chance that any Sanalaito adults are going to be among the adult luknights sent over, most of them weren't fighters and would still need to go through the same training a normal luknight would to become a full blown luknight. Not that a sanalaito wouldn't become a luknight but that they wouldn't be able to do it in such a short time with traditional lunaito requirements. The adults are also training but they're more like chaperones for the rest of the lusquires.
also this would probably be your best shot at nut exchange with lunaitos since lusquires aren't as stingy about their honor and a percentage of these lusquires are descended of bunaitos that want a shot at traveling the world. Think of it like a romantic summer camp romp in the bushes, except very, very sweet.
>>30197961
No problem nanora, I think I was so excited that I might have made a pretty weird sounding sentence as an introduction but I'm really astounded by how far its come!
>>30198391
i probably should have put /wb/ instead of /vtwbg/ since that's a mouthful and very clunky, but it has its charm
>>30198126
sort the luknights from the luNOTS. I approve of it, their training has to be especially harsh and effective since its a substitute for actual lunaito training.

Mep lore is almost done. Check it out and give me feedback. I even included my own personal feelings about every nation worth a damn
https://rentry.org/KingdomOfOiseau
>>30197711
Do tell me what your nation has to offer of any value to us? Nuts? Trees? Prostitution (Which we are not interested in, because of how low quality it is)? And we trade you gems, for such items. Make a good case for the road to be built and we shall consider.

As for ISIS, are you ok with them raiding you on land and/or sea?

>>30197853
What happened to "the rumors of that one squirrel getting eaten will be overshadowed by the news from /uuu/ and completely forgotten in a few years?"
You really need to start making notes of the shit you say OG.

>>30198260
>>30198264
Thanks
>>30198391
>midget
Im just genetically smol. i have a normal body proportion
which confuses people on campus when they see a kid doing thesis kek

Good morning!!!!
>>30156587
This is 2434's other trip

>>30198535
At least we have one common ground

>>30198891
Hard for us to get along anyways, given what we represent is what you hate and what you represent is what we hate. You haven't done anything however.

>>30198877
Mornin Alice. Slept well?

>>30198470
I'm sure they didn't mean anything ill by it, just wanting to make sure we don't bite after too much.
>>30198729
Påminner mig om en klasskamrat jag hade i gymnasiedagarna som måste varit omkring 145cm ungefär. Söt liten albansk tös.

>>30198535
You're a hypocrite with /2434/ and /vsj+/. /2434/ is a imperialistic power while /vsj+/ is protecting democracy.

>>30198955
You mean the whole republic vs monarchy thing?

>>30199026
>/vsj+/ is protecting democracy
I think that might be the problem here

>>30198990
yes... although I have been awake for some time.

>>30199026
Our thoughts are our thoughts.
>>30199057
Aren't you modeled after Revolutionary France? I am the Ancien Régime so that naturally is not going to result in good relations.

>>30199076
We aren't colonizers, /2434/ is and they are a threat to our nation because they threatened war when we pointed out that we would like a demilitarized zone.
>>30199142
So be it, Imperialist.

>>30199233
I mean /mep/ is an absolute monarchy so defending democracy is not going to make them friends to you

>>30199288
Then I call on their peoples to overthrow their tyrants.

>>30198535
I love complicating factors nanora!
So far we have no relation to the westerners, aside from our belief in Pink Womanism which may forbid us from explicitly declaring war on them but which should allow for our present knights to defend and supply /mep/. I will need to look into how many of these nations are monarchistic and how many are not, lunaitos live in a perfect society where all is well and the noble classes and peasant classes live in peace and harmony (aside from the occasional bandit and lunshine smuggler) so democracy is a very strange and muddled idea outside of small groups or organizations. Bunaitos, Luneets, and Luknights all have their place, as determined by the divine power of the Hime Vessel who is Hime-Sama's will made manifest.

Loyalty to Luna goes above all else, Loyalty to Luna=Loyalty to the Crown.

>>30198715
I said about 20 years.

>This is what the /inf/-/meat/ diplomacy looks like
Sorry paragraphsanon and the other cabal members, I dont know your height.

>>30199312
I am taking this as a threat.
>OOC I don't actually think you can put Rumina and Kson into the horse pact because they have no reps. Could be wrong
>>30199333
Ah, everything is complicated but we understand. True friends for ever. God Save the Queen.

>>30198729
1) even better. 2) i thought midget was "genetically smol" and dwarf and gnome was for "small body, smaller head" and "small head, smaller body" respectively.

>>30198535
>Low quality
Wtf is low quality? Our nuts are TOP quality and teak is amazing for building boats. And our prostitutes are also top quality since we literally are a nation built around SEX. Oh and about this terrorist group. Tell me what exactly are you planning?

>Oiseau, we have seen this aggressive attitude from our enemies towards you and would like to offer some form of protection, in the form of a defensive alliance or a gurantee from us to you that whomever fights you will have to fight us.

>>30199402
>Sorry paragraphsanon and the other cabal members, I dont know your height.
probably better that way, lest it becomes picrel

>>30199592
DO IT

>>30199487
Was calling your whores low quality in a teasting way, but regarding the terrorists, they wont invade per se as much as raid your lands for slaves, burn shit and whatever.
>>30199531
Quite, I think I will accept a defensive alliance because of the honour you have shown us in the past. Details can be worked out later.

>>30199142
That anon is not me but we are not "modeled" after Revolutionary France. /who/ has always been a Republic. And we take influence from multiple irl countries, mixed with our thread culture. Although personally I take inspiration from Napoleonic France moreso than say Russia and Britain. But it is reasonable that a relatively secular and democratic state would not have close or at least good relations unless there's a common enemy and they have the time to slowly build mutual trust and positive reception of each other. But we might be able to work on that common ground though, what do you say we export some machinery to you so you can out compete the clocks.

>>30199673
I see, I will have to change my position because we aren't simpletons. And I agree to the deal, and perhaps more details can be worked out later. They are a threat to the stability of the world in our opinion.

>>30199673
So youre not Jacobins?
Darn, I was expecting a Cult of Supreme Mooms

>>30199338
Last time I checked
>in a few years
Didn't mean 2 whole decades.
>>29734558

>>30199647
I will be kind with you, the alliance is only if we call you into a war. I don't want you involved in the Phase war...

>>30199647
Well if you want to start a war then very well. Do it for the plot I suppose. The thing that would piss us off the most is the slave part. Risuners ever since dealing with meatheads are radical abolitionists.

>>30199839
Considering the luknights embassy is in the same city as the tri fleet will matter. It would be 20 years in silvanus for sure.