/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>30167280
Gura is the love of my life and I will marry her at any cost

Gura cute Gura cute!

Soon we'll get our Gura Dino Plushies, then we can rub the tummy for real.

THE FINAL SOLUTION TO THE MANAGER QUESTION

>>30167377
I can't believe people here doubted that Gura was the egg

i really like this picture

Management hate!!!!
Give Gura her fucking daki you retards she deserves it more than anyone

Let Gura ERP with us.

Gurass

So her big project is not a song right? how the fuck do you remove the soul of a song?

Snot video/panel (seem pre reordered) was great, she really vibes better with council more than she ever has with myth.

>>30167399
>Buys baby diapers
>Puts them on Dino Gura
>Posts photo on /ggg/
I can already see someone doing that.

>>30167624
>how the fuck do you remove the soul of a song?
have you never listened to any hololive songs before?

>>30167624
Who the hell knows what shes working on really.
12 hours of recording is normal apparently and shes been doing it for months so I have no clue.
Making a Gura AI or some shit? Who knows.

>>30167606
I wish she hadn't mentioned her project getting censored. Now I'm never going to be able to stop wondering what changed, and she isn't allowed to mention it.

>>30167568
She's getting it, that's what she was telling us with the back to back Nacho retweet and Dino don don don tweet.

>>30167709
>12 hours of recording is normal apparently
no it isn't. her manager needs to be threatened and psychologically abused until it stops cold.

>>30167670
Is that someone you?

>>30167624
We just saw Mumei's song MV get gutted.

The Ame/Kiara/Mori skit that got posted is over 13 minutes long. This is not a drill: we are dealing with potentially 15 minute of Gura-related lost media. Dear god, someone.

Where is the SNOT recording?

>>30167728
It'll definitely sit in my head forever, but there's still hope it'll make it through as intended, from what she said. I think she'll fight for it every step. If there's no helping it, I do think she'll tell us. She's been pretty open about not being able to tell us because leaking it would make them can it or something, but after it's out all bets should be off.
>>30167897
That was a little different. She let Kanauru go nuts with the video and he actually did go nuts. It was funny, and I don't think it deserved to get pulled, but Mumei did tweet that there was no bonking involved. We'll see. For the record, managers, please tongue my anus.

>>30168021
I'm not that hopeful, but I have my fingers crossed they're just adding a disclaimer splash screen to the start.

>>30168021
>It'll definitely sit in my head forever, but there's still hope it'll make it through as intended, from what she said. I think she'll fight for it every step. If there's no helping it, I do think she'll tell us. She's been pretty open about not being able to tell us because leaking it would make them can it or something, but after it's out all bets should be off.
She can probably get away with saying that it changed but the specifics are going to be barred from her. Telling us exactly what changed would defeat the point of changing it.

>>30167606
You know she wants to.

Look at my wife. She's so freaking tiny. I'm mean she's literally the size of a 10 year old. How unique and awesome that is. I love my tiny midget wife. She is small.

...You know, I don't dare actually think this. It would definitely fit a year+ of prep and alot of voice work, but I don't dare actually think this. I still have to ask, though, didn't Aqua have a VN thing coming out soon? I don't know if I want to believe something like that might be coming on our end, because it might kill sharkwifeman, but when all we have is speculation my mind wanders.

>>30168339
oyasame

has no one recorded the SNOT video yet?

>>30168519
why, what's wrong with a visual novel?

>>30168519
if Gura dropped a romance VN I would kneel into oblivion

>>30168600
Nothing wrong with it, I just wonder if my mind might be running a little too far ahead. That's a pretty big project to take on right out of the gate like that, especially considering how much collaboration with artists and such.

>>30168538
I only want the version Moom has

i want a gurame vn with a bunch of short stories about different timelines version of gurame

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1555794792277213184

gimme the source link, I want to follow this loli's adventure imagining it's mine happy childhood

>>30168838
Please don't talk about her here.

I would hug the panel

>>30168838
This account is so cringe. im reporting it every day

>>30168838
>reported for impersonating other account

I'm in love with Gura!

>>30168903
>don't talk about her alt

>>30169109
they doing it not for any kind of sexual pleasure of course

>>30168208
Her innuendos have been too good, she'll probably have some fun with us in another members stream soon.

>>30169109
ina...

>>30169109
yeah, me

>>30168859
What. Are masks still a thing in the US? Kek.

>>30169321
Gura just spilled some thing and ina is cleaning it with her tongue.

>>30169379
It sure sucks to live in a city in the US.
t.aco

>>30167280
JWU Did anyone take pictures with Gura yet?

>>30167646
Where can I watch this?

official VOD is up btw
https://www.crunchyrollexpo.com/vod/holomeet-crx-special-panel-feat-watson-amelia-and-gawr-gura-coming-aug-5-at-10-pm-pacific/

>>30169606
thank you!

>>30169109
Oktopas love.

>>30169606
https://player.vimeo.com/video/733773369 vimeo link in case anyone here is too retarded to inspect element.

>>30168859
> gimme
found them, twitter com azntimmay

>>30169788
What's wrong from watching it on the CR site?

>>30169854
nothing, but if you want to download it with yt-dlp, you'll need the vimeo URL.

>>30169854
In case you want to youtube-dl it or want it to be bigger on the screen without going full-screen.

>>30169971
Lady Kroniitrescu...

>>30169606
>ame cleaned her room and stood up right

>>30169910
I listen to streams and rarely watch what's going on the screen so I'm not familiar with the regular stream watcher.

>there is a 3 hour video on Mumei's computer of Mumei and Gura making tranny, SEAnigger, faggot, nigger and holocaust jokes while Fauna tries to tardwrangle them

>>30170387
>fauna tardwrangle
How fucking new.

>>30170463
she was the one who tardwrangled Gura and Mumei out of calling SNOT the holocast. And both Gura and Shondo call her "mommy" when off stream

How do you guys feel about Gura incorporating HER into Gura's official lore?

chumbuds i was really excited about the mario kart stream

>>30170642
not the first time she's mentioned her blue hair and you're a retard

>>30168838
>>30169313
Kill yourself, groomer.

>>30170649
Honestly if a JP did that (delayed a stream for an hour only to replace it with a paywalled one) I think they'd be forced to apologize. It's crazy what ENs can get away with in comparison. Grey memes aside that was downright unprofessional.

QUICK ANON I MUST TELL YOU THAT THE SECRET PROJECT ISSBSINEMANDROENFJFJDKKKKKKNDJDJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ

>>30170828
no i don't care about that part retard

>>30170839
Oh no, they got him

>>30170828
Nice try grey

>>30170614
t.ard

>>30170649
she's still going to do it. think of it as more time to practice

>>30170828
No JP doesn't. Now stop being whining grey

>>30170387
theyre nothing like you

>>30170839
You know too much

doesn't gura have meet and greets tomorrow when are those

>>30169606
I wish IRyS listened to gura's advice about voice care...

>>30171104
Sunday i believe

>>30171110
>gura's advice is literally "don't stream"
>this is based now

>>30170828

Where’s my cartoon shark? I need cartoon shark!

>>30170642
She cleared up before that she does some kayfabe but is a real idol talking about herself, too.

Wait so she's not getting an actual channel cover of the gacha song? Is just a quick Karaoke? I guess Blue archive invested more money (well worth it btw)

>>30171187
>Take a rest day if you feel your voice straining
Is good advice
Otherwise you end up missing for 3 months like the JPs

>>30171043
Gura and Mumei literally were laughing about the implied holocaust joke before Fauna distracted them. Gura said men are smarter than women during rust and then fucking started to say today that the reason all the EN shit is always scuffed is because they are women

>>30171187
>Vocal cord condition is top priority
Yes

>>30171187
>IRyS streamed for 5h several days a week before it catched up to her after january this year
I know this is /ggg/ but man, you are stupid as hell.

>>30170649
This was much better than a mariokart stream though. Any time Gura updates us about her idol duties and sounds happy about it is better than any old gameplay stream

>>30171269
the blue archive thing is an abortion. this'll be better.

>>30171187
Anon did you miss the part where even Pekora is taking rest days to avoid vocal strain? I want Gura to stream more yes but this is also unironically good advice.

>>30171187
I wish that Gura wouldnt have as many projects so that she could stream AND record.

>>30171296
Liking edgy humor and being genuinely prejudiced and hateful is not the same thing

>>30171358
Mario Kart is one of the games she's samegaki in, it's not like we're talking about Stray. Which I liked but it was merely average.

>>30171156
Jesas they actually pushed her to the last fucking day to keep the hype going, just let it be over already like removing a band aid really quick

>>30171229

>>30171454
Well, the fact that it is Mario kart means that we should be getting it soonish so it really doesn't matter to me. This member stream where she was able to share some behind the scenes info and btfo any doubters and people that are worried about her is much better desu.

>>30171425
phone is for you

>>30171598
what? she confirmed my worries.

>>30171296
HOLY BASED

I thought we are going to have a premiere waiting room for new shill cover song.

>>30171296
She really is a pickme girl.

>>30171296
>say today that the reason all the EN shit is always scuffed is because they are women
Source? I'm not a member so unless you have something to back up your claim you're full of shit and making things up.

>>30171995
>I'm not a member
stopped reading there, go back greynigger

>>30171778
>confirmed my worries
of what? she said that she's happy that she's doing a lot of things that she never has done before but still upset that she isn't streaming as much as before while also reassuring everyone that this will not be permanent. Also said that her hard work will pay off this august. What is there to not like?

>>30172028
So you're making shit up, got it.

>>30171995
Enjoy.
https://www.crunchyrollexpo.com/vod/holomeet-crx-special-panel-feat-watson-amelia-and-gawr-gura-coming-aug-5-at-10-pm-pacific/

>>30169109

>>30172036
nta, threadreader

wait she did a member stream? fuck

>>30171913
fuck off tourist

Why does /ggg/ always gatekeep greys? We love Gura as much as you do.

>>30172060
I'm not clicking on anything from crunchyroll, I do not endorse that shitty company. If someone rips the whole thing and uploads it somewhere else I'll watch that.

>>30172128
It was a vent stream too. Too bad she doesn't have a Gawr outfit.

>>30172170
Because Gura hates you.

>>30171296
holocast was just coincidental words and how does self depreciation help your case?

>>30172170
no you don't or you'd buy membershrimp

>>30172190
Kek, Gura doesn't care about money. She's richer than everyone on this thread combined.
Sorry for not supporting your headcanon.

>>30172184
I'm too greedy to renew the membership for a VOD, I'll renew it during her next member stream.

My smaller than average peen made me so self conscious .
But thank to the dino Gura plush I can dream fuck my oshi
Thank you, shark

Ps. Cut out the bottom and put a tenga inside, feels amazing

>>30172170
if you did you'd get past your crippling fear of abraham lincoln.

>>30172217
its not about the money
she actually hates you
she even said it in the members stream she just did

>>30172282
Did you reply to the wrong post because what you just said makes 0 sense and I am very confused.

>>30172170
But i hate you as much as gura hates you

>>30172270
post picture or you're a cuck.

>>30171890
It's supposed to be live anon, the company decided to make it a live cover for some reason.

>>30172327
a membership is 5 dollars, abraham lincoln is on the US 5 dollar bill.

>>30172412
hes on the penny

So is it okay to assume chumpedos are rich? Since everyone seems to have membership. How do you live in this general while holding a full time job?

>>30172517
anon just because he's on the penny doesn't mean he can't also be on the 5$ bill.

>>30172517
kys

>>30172543
If your definition of "rich" is being able to afford membership, then I don't know what kind of shithole you live in lol.

>>30172543
>5 dollars a month
>rich
????? Bro I just don't have any other hobby besides upgrading PC parts every while and then. I never go out, I never eat in locals or anything, it's easy to afford it like this.

>>30172543
I'm only at work 40 hours a week and there's nothing stopping me from occasionally browsing /here/ on my phone while I'm there unless it's super busy. Also, $5 is nothing unless you're a 3rd worlder or underaged.

>>30172543
I literally pick up money off the ground to afford my membership.

>>30172543
Anon somebody on minimum wage could reasonably afford 5 bucks a month IDK what shithole you live in that 5 bucks a month is rich.

>>30172543
this has to be bait right?

>>30172543
I work nightshifts, this thread is slow on night hours so i can keep up with it even at work.

>>30172543
>mfw I make enough money to afford a Gawr Gura membership and I don't even have to budget for it

>>30172942
damn fat cats

>a 1 year project might end up being massively altered
How retarded are management? Aren't these things supposed to be approved at the planning stage so the development can go smoothly with everyone on the same page?
Then again the exact same thing just happened with Mumei's MV.

>>30172543
it's $5 a month.

dude. what planet do you live on that this is a financial burden. as a sidenote i work a 9-5; make plenty of money have a family with children and still find time to waste here from time to time.

christ, what are you doing with your life, I could have afforded $5/mo when I was working through college 25 years ago when 5 went further.

>>30173002
Management hates EN
This is nothing new, they are tribalistic fucks

>>30172674
>third wolder or underaged
lmao her monthly membership here is still fucking cheap. it's as expensive as a decentish lunch

>>30173002
Management has always been this way, for the JPs too. Were you not here when Pekor had something she was working for for a long time get shitcanned when she was getting close to announce it?

>>30172370
Feels kinda pointless imo.
Whelp, that's the game company's decision lol.

>>30173084
I live with my parents and work remotely as an English teacher, but only have 2-3 lessons a week. $5 is a lot for me. I could increase shifts but I have mental issues that prevent me from doing so. It just shocks me that all of you (who seem as mentally unstable as me) can juggle jobs and hobbies like this so easily.

>>30173377
maybe because anons are using their hobbies as fuel to do well financially so that they can buy shit that makes them happy?

>>30173377
They must pay you a pretty shit amount of money for it then. I live with my parents too, but I can easily afford my membership using entirely my own money from doing sporadic freelance work.

>>30173377
Anon a lot of people on 4chins might be mentally unstable but also manage to somehow be functional you know. Also, how high are your expenses that 2-3 lessons a week isn't covering $5 a month if you don't have to pay rent?

can someone soundpost this? the bitch dropped her cookie AGAIN
https://youtu.be/Bf-YY0gCVfU?t=404

Hooman here
hope your shork can get some rest and free time so she can have fun with Our Owl soon

>>30173816
thanks friend, have a cute shark

>>30173774
But she didn't drop it this time

>>30173867
did you not hear the thud? that's the noise of a fallen cookie.

>>30173816
Am I missing something? Gura Mumei collab?

>>30173901
Pretty sure that was just her setting the package down. I think she'd have a reaction if she actually dropped it.

>>30173957
>set
it fell from a considerable height and made a thud noise. she dropped it. on purpose.

>>30168859
Cunny?

I met a girl on omegle who had aa cup tits and was 4'10". I asked if she was Gura and she just laughed but knew who Gura was.
I also met some indian "girl" who tried to get me to talk to her faggot "friend" saying "he" had a better ass than "her".
I fucking hate indians

>>30174059

>>30173377
dude, i'm supporting a stay at home wife and 2 children with my 9-5.

and yes i come here from time to time, and yes i watch vtubers. actually it was my daughter who got me into them (I used to be a denizen of /a/ till i took a decade long vacation due to life), it was her interest in Gura who brought me back to /a/.

You can do it bro. obviously what you're doing now isn't it. but you can do it. I went from a loser to married with a good wife and even spawned some kids; it is possible.

>>30168859
>using your daughter to grow your twitter following
based!

>>30174122
>daughter got you into them
Based, who's her oshi?

>>30173002
Who knows what stilted vision they have of how to market Hololive, or how that vision changes over time, or what exceptions they make for arbitrary reasons.
One moment some lewd content might be allowed, the next they're only okay with completely child-friendly content.
Obviously they're, y'know, e-girl anime waifus who appeal to adult men for sexual/companionship reasons, but you never know how greedy or out-of-touch a company's management will be. They're probably more focused on landing some sponsorship deal.

>>30168859
https://majeur.zawarudo.org/virtuelles/res/1366900.html#1367405

>>30174059
ogey

>>30174122
As someone who has been on /a/ for years. Seeing that some of them ronery f/a/ggots actually did their reps and got their lives together moves me.

>>30174059
Thank you for your blogpost, faggot.

tiktoks doko

>>30174233
Rindo

>>30174740
>>30174603
>>30174059
Clearly the girl actually was Gura as she was not wearing panties and is into pet play and was awake at 5 am
By the way Gura currently has blonde hair that goes down to her neck.
>>30174740
choke on a cock, faggot

>>30174059
>I met a girl on omegle who had aa cup tits and was 4'10"
you were probably talking to a literal kid anon, you retarded pedo

>>30174932
>new ip
???

>>30174917
I guess she just posts them on Twitter now?

>>30174932

>>30174917
dead and buried
she posts them on twitter instead

For Gura's height I was leaning more the 12 range but it looks like Gura is more so in the 10 range

>>30174990
I like those but the music really adds to them

>>30174934
possibly, I asked her if she was Rindo and told her to go to bed if she was
>>30174962
>he doesn't change IPs every post to evade jeremy
>>30174999
why would I make things up? When I shit post I Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius

>>30174917
I think she gave up on them after the almost entirely negative response to them even from the fans that usually praise every single thing she does

>>30175109
'ate chinks luv me goobs, simple as

>>30168859
https://twitter.com/azntimmay..

buy her wife

>>30175293
Nah, but I'll buy Gura's pop up parade figure when it comes out and probably the scale figure

Heh where's gay schizo? I love how he always fucks off after he gets ass raped. It's what the 3rd time now?

>>30175293
I'll probably end up buying any holocunny nendos they release. Plus I want to dress Gura in Shion's outfit.

>>30175293
No, I need money for my wife's anniversary merch.

>>30175348
idk, I wonder if Gura even bothered to ban him after he broke containment.

>>30175494
I'm praying for more signed merch

>>30175348
Why are you wondering where a schizo is? You leave too.

>>30175054
nta but what the fuck are the things you mentioned at the end of your post?

>>30175568
I'll leave after my lunch break is up and go back to guarding incompetent people's property.

this thread is somehow even weirder than usual

>>30175567
an argentinian book, probably most famous because Grant Morrison basically plagiarized it "paid homage" in the first arch of his Doom Patrol run about an encyclopedia written by communist jews who write about a land by Iraq where nouns don't exist and people are collectivists, but somehow via writing this fake encyclopedia and having people believe it they memed this land into existence.
basically the reference is saying that any shitpost I write, if it was not real at the time I wrote it, will become real due to meme magic like what happened in a book written in 1940

>>30175808
So Gura now has long blonde hair because you shitposted it into existence, is that what you're saying?

>>30175932
short, not long. And no, she already had that. Though I shitposted into existence her diaper fetish and MDLG relationship with Fauna

full pick where?

>>30167646
Great, now give me a link so I can see it and prove you right

I can feel it... /ggg/... finally healing.... for now

>>30175989
dumbass thinking he created her diaper fetish

>>30175989
I, uh, OK then.

>>30169360
>>30176014

Man, these questions are too technical. What the fuck, why did they pick these instead of something lighthearted and funny?

>>30169109
why did no one reply "kys "

>>30176152
kys

>>30176124
Most of the questions in the hashtag were from chumbies, I don't think there were any good ones..

>>30176124
>>30176276
Wasn't the best choice of topic/theme for the panel
I still thought it was pretty good though

>>30176306
Yeah, it was pretty good for what it was. Hopefully some of their advice will help out upcoming vtubers.

https://twitter.com/itssammydoo/status/1555811032580247552
one the lucky people who will meet her.

>>30176230
Bro, more of her?

>>30176306
>>30176276
Gura genuinely wants to help out new vtubers
>>30176056
>>30176058
I also memed the maid stream into existence and, via posting "yeah, me" I will meme her into being my girlfriend. I've done crazier things, I've meme'd Trump into the presidency

>>30176425
actually I'm the one who memed all of those things

>>30176400
oh nyo
https://files.catbox.moe/2zj21h.jpg

>>30176425
Use your meme magic to get us a KU100 ASMR stream then

Well, time to sleep

>>30176839
Night bud

I love her more than anything!

Is Gura okay?

What the fuck sharkmeido?
I know you were stalking me but isn't entirely blocking my connection to this website from my local cafe a bit much?
You are the reason I became an anti. Because you followed me all the way to /a/ to harass me. All my posts were on topic. KYS.

>>30177063
if we assume she's asleep, which is dubious, she has a shopping trip in the morning that absolutely must succeed or she'll be in a lot of trouble

>>30177124
kys

>>30177124
Fake.

>all the pee mentions lately
>she's excited for halloween
squeezeposting is going to hit the next level

Seriously fuck the sharkmeido. Stalking me across boards, ruining my love for Gura. Spit a criticism here and there and I get a targeted ban and all my posts removed. This is targeted harassment. As if I can't call her streams boring?
Now you completely block access to 4chan from my local cafe? What the fuck kind of permissions did hiromoot give this simp?
Fuck jannies. My hate is only growing.

>>30178209
nigger, you never had any love for Gura if you're this desperate to call her boring. enjoy another ban btw

>>30178426
Nigger I can't access this site anymore idc

>>30169109

hankerin for more gooms

>>30179071
smells like an octopus

gura and ame covering for each other's insecurities is cuter than gura herself is

>>30178234
Someone edit this with cunny I knell in all the stage

>>30179676
kneel*

gura cute

I just watched the member stream and it was mostly nothing huh? I thought she'd actually talk about stuff instead of saying "you'll see me in august in some stuff haha"

I want to watch SNOT panel pls

I want dino gura plushie so I can rub the tummy for real

>>30180928
You and literally everyone else, that shit sold gangbusters

>>30180518
Didn't that get cancelled, or did i misunderstand that? I've only heard people mentioning it here.

>>30181167
No I saw screenshots

>>30181167
They did a Rorschach plot thing
Apparently it was really cut down, I think guwa said they recorded like 5 hours of footage or something

>>30181113
I haven't payed attention to streams lately and I'm just now catching up on the crunchy roll one but could you give me the source on that quote?

>>30181261
Nice, glad it wasn't completely nuked.
>>30181339
Oh right, she did say that, didn't realize it was about snot.

>>30181339
>5 hours of recording
when did she say that?

>>30181501
Sorry I'm honestly drunk, it may have been way less than that. reading that 5 hours seems like a lot

Whore

Child... Child's belly and flat chest... T o T

>>30181501
>>30181533
It was 3 hours, she mentioned it in her members stream last night. The uncut version is on Mumei's computer.

>>30181613
>she liked it on twitter
Why's she so perfect?

>>30180224
you cute, sily

>>30181613
yes...

>>30176331
He's not gonna give this up, is he?
>/ggg/ laughed him off
>Laid low for a while
>Now he's back with a vengeance, shitting up every thread he can find

>>30181613
Look at that little pudge above her mons... Imagine the squishiness

>>30181837
Don't summon him in here you retard

>>30181837
who the fuck cares?

>>30181837
The fact you’re linking catalog shit means you’re him faggot

Technically, gura could give the best blowjobs as long as you remove her teeth

The gacha song she has to sing tonight actually sounds alright, I’m interested to hear her do it

>>30183092
coward

>>30181837
Gura is as much an idol as she is a shark. In other words, it's kayfabe. Just as her roommate isn't a shark, neither does her roommate's activities correspond to those of an idol. I personally find this a bit psychologically manipulative since most diehard fans don't realize that and she doesn't explicitly spell it out, but I think this is the logic a lot of Holos use to justify effectively lying through omission.

>>30183092
few rows of nice sharky teeth only makes it funnier

>>30183092
i already trained my pp with a Buddhist kungfu master temple, no need to remove teeth

>>30183334
>>30183399
>>30183214
Look, if you guys really want to know what a gura fellatio feels like then stick razor blades in a tube

>>30183615
Sorry you can’t scare me away

>>30183615
>he doesnt studied the blade
ngmi bud

>>30172180
Based
Still remember the woke subtitle thing

Done with work. How was the con?

>>30184232
Was a technical panel and the crowd was bad but Ame and Gura were good

>>30184232
con deez nutz huhaha

I am fat

>>30185344
literally me

Hora dorufin hora doru fan
Hora dorufin doru fan doru fon

>>30185660
Based

>>30185344
>>30185410
Lmao fat fucks

>>30185344
Im skinny
wanna make out?

>>30181613
Literal child... T u T

to those that saw the snot rorschach test, were there any stand out moments?

>>30186614
anon... there are no survivors

>>30176331
chumcucks...

>>30187306
Obsessed

>>30187528
yes gura is obsessed with her new boyfriend brabse

were they ever able to get ahold of Gura? Did she say why she couldn't make it to Mumei's stream? I hope she's okay.

>>30187945
Anon... why are you grey?

What did she mean by this?

>>30188078
I dunno, she got cancer?

>>30188078
She was frustrated

My wife is awake

>>30188591
>>30188078

My Shark Idol wife

>>30188716
That's a child sir...

>>30188716
God I want to lick her feet

So there is almost zero chance Gura sent her bag in to Kiara right? I want to see it so bad but she probably got cold sweats just seeing the request.

>>30188911
what?

>>30188716
Imagine sticking your nose between her foot and shoe and taking a big sniff, heaven.

>>30188716
God I want to get on my knees and eat her little cunny T w T

>>30188716
god i wish i was the socks

>>30188811
That's superior Atlantean adult sir

>>30188951
Kiara's stream showing hololive girls bag contents

>>30188911
Off topic

>>30188951
Kiara is showing the contents of Holomems bags/purses

>>30188911
>>30189047
holy shit...

>>30189035
I live in hope anon

Pissy child slitty

>>30189092
If you really think Gura willing to show inside of her bag in some random whore's stream then you're not a chumbud

>>30189015
>>30189047
ah yea there is zero chance Gura sent hers in
gonna get doxxed by her chapstick
Also just an FYI if a girl doesnt have tampons/pads in her bag she is a lying whore and faked her bag

>>30189205
I don't think they can show them on stream

>>30168859
It's weird seeing kids enjoy Hololive stuff.
I magine them growing up having nostalgia for their childhood Oshi.

>>30189204
I said as much in my first post but it's fun to hope, I wonder what she would have in there

>>30189288
Someone's first fap was Gura

>>30189205
A lot of people thought the pink bag was Gura's but it was Cali's which is pretty damn girly even for her. But yeah its Cali's alright with the purple drink or wine images on her bag.

>>30189245
>cant show tampons on stream
what are you like... literally 6 years old?

>>30189288
dad sayd she listens all the Calis music and not watching the streams

>>30189686
>>30189756
kys

>>30189343
that's blessed, my first fap was a GTA 3 random prostitute pedestrian and it's only got worse from there

>>30189836
kys frognigger

>>30189686
>>30189756
love.............

>>30189836
>and it's only got worse from there
>frogposter
Well I can see that.

>>30189686
>>30189756
>Gura is an unironic pedo groomer
I wonder if these artists know what they are drawing sometimes.

>>30189929
Literally me <,<

>>30189929
well, when you put it like that...

>>30189888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBG-U0RVz4E

>>30189929
It's payback for when Ame did it to her. Damn time travelers.

>>30189929
Yea I mean people here joke a lot but the "Gura literally groomed Ame as a child" ship art is really weird when you consider they are both real people.

>no Gura bag
The fact that anyone thought she would send one in is funny honestly.

What do you think the age of consent is in Atlantis?

>>30189686
This size isn't right Ame would be 70cm tall in this pic

>>30190718
Yes, T u T

>>30190718
everyone in Atlantis is cunny. they don't know what an age of consent is

>>30190718
>age
When they start bleeding, that's the sign. They're underwater, so...

>>30190733
I honestly don't know if that's too tall or too small

>>30190718
>What do you think the age of consent is in Atlantis?
No one knows because its measured in literal thousands of years

>>30190733
shrink gun TuT

>>30190780
> the moment they start bleeding underwater near the shark

>>30190718
9.......

>>30189667
That's cute.
I still remember a certain artists I used to love as a kid.

>>30190718
Age of consent??

>>30190953
Is that a....

>>30190718
Being born?
And then there are exceptions.

>>30190718
As soon as they go through puberty like it should be honestly.

long hair gura cutest

>>30191204
Do Atlanteans have a concept of puberty?

>>30191204
>Some girls hit puberty at around 10
Uh based?

>>30191295
I mean.... why wouldnt they?
>>30191311
Its literally human nature, also I mean post puberty not during

>>30191353
Gura said they're all cunny. They wouldn't even have a word for it.

>>30191449
retard-chama.....

>>30191449
>Gura said they're all cunny. They wouldn't even have a word for it.
Except not all of them are human like though like that one time she was in summer camp and her camp consular is literally larry the lobster

>>30190718
They don't have an age of consent.
Atlantis citizens in order to have sex need to give themselves for medical exam to check whether their bodies have finished going through puberty.
If the exam is positive they get a "sex pass". Having sex without that pass or producing sexual content of someone without it is illegal.

>>30191449
You do know that even adult human women who look young go through puberty right?
It has basically nothing to do with being cunny or not

I am always in a great mood the mornings after Gura streams. She has too much power over me.

Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed

>>30191847
Irrelevant, she's not a human.

Explain why Ina is not cunny

Gura cunny everyday

>>30192388
While we're at it, explain why Kobo is

>>30192388
Too tall
Other than that she is basically cunny

>>30192388
Too tall
>>30192445
She is not

>>30192388
ass too big

>>30192388
She is body type wise shes just too... Ina in personality

>>30191955
Old enough to peed, old enough to breed

>>30192388
Too tall and her figure is too womanly
>>30192445
She isn't

Explain why I'm not cunny

Aahh... Wife...

>>30192492
>>30192676
she isn't? could've fooled me

>>30192654
Can we all agree that toddlercon is disgusting?

>>30192388
Just vertically shrink her a bit.
That's it, ass, and figure irrelevant.

>>30192690
How would people react if Gooba had hair like that?

>>30192747
no. it's awright

>>30192388
I wouldn't be able to explain it but she looks like a skinny adult more than a loli.
Maybe she is too tall?
Or her face lacks a loli quality?

>>30192824
wowie, that's a really good picture of my wife

>>30192690
>ywn part Gura's bangs to the side with your fingers while kissing her

>>30192729
Kobo is the same as Luna, they will never be a cunny

>>30192952
Based cunny purist

>>30192824
>>30192913
Reminder that Sana was literally crying over this picture

>>30193057
She's just like me...

Where's the girl of the gumba bumba?

>>30193057
She really was one of the good ones ... ;-;7

I can't stop fantasizing about Gura in romantic scenarios

>>30192388
Cunny is not just how someone looks.
It is also a personality. A way of life.

>>30167280
if you look at her calf muscles here you can see how big it is.
that's from me making her convulse and squirt with me fingering her tight little slit
every day
at least twice

sadly she's been real busy so it's been a while since we did it. but now that there's some respite we got to do it again. as we're taking a break she's giving me a handjob while playing zenbonsakura with the other hand right now. seems like she's gonna get a nomiss again. what a gamer

>>30193403
lolibaba isn't cunny?

>>30193336
and what are you two doing in those scenarios?

>>30192462
>>30192492
>>30192676
>>30192854
>too tall
shes 5'1 that is the average height of a13 year old girl

>>30192747
Toddlercon and lolicon too when they draw it with that ugly, complete washboard, featureless "anatomically correct" prepubescent body.

>>30193593
anon that's gura's body type...

>>30193535
Ina is not lolibaba
>>30193591
Loli doesn't age

>>30192747
Yup. I just can't. Loli has to have curves or I just can't. Like I can't fap to that naked Gura model, sorry goomba