/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Why is there no hypertit aspies?

>>30131740
anon...

Just wanting to share some good news: I realized a month or two ago that my internet situation just wasn't workable for streaming and was pretty devastated. I had to take a lot of steps in between (I rent), but today I got a new ISP, it's all set up and running and it looks like I'll consistently have about 400 Mbps down/100 Mbps up via Ethernet. The internet situation was genuinely going to be make or break, so this is a huge, huge relief.

>>30131836
Gelisor is just a tad too small to be called hypertit

>>30131836
That's still proportionate to the body's size.

>>30132121
>>30132607
I'm sure he'd be willing to accomodate

@gelisor you know what to do... time for a proper tibby size blendshape and have a chest size increase / reduction redeem and let the chat fight over chest size

(i'll take 10% of your revenue once you finally incline)

you're right, Cordy is pure sex

>>30131907
I hope you will have great streams chuubanon!

I give up rigging, someone else shall take care of this, this is hard!

>>30131836
i love geli sm

>>30133233
Thank you! In all likelihood, I will be mediocre or mildly entertaining to a small group of people at best, but I'm excited. I really like having projects and skills to work on outside of work.

>>30133211
I want to have sex with 3 cordys at once

>>30135124
all with different modifications...

forgive me /asp/ for what I am about to do

I wanna ram Maples tight little asshole so hard you can eat cereal out of it when I'm done.

https://youtu.be/jf-a4VZ6H4I
Found this in my feed and thought i could share it here

>>30136261
I didnt need to take these shots

Eraxs is not breaking bros, what do we do?

>>30136246
o7 thank you for your posts every thread

https://www.twitch.tv/legoguydude
Streaming skyrim mods
Have my endgame build - 100% fortify shout

sex with babis!

>>30139488
Wish granted, now bend over

>>30136261
If you need a video to tell you how to not be boring then you're already NGMI

>>30139488

i already want that new professor chuuba girl to kiss me on the cheek

I want to marry deku!

Knowing Ark would be a perfect stream game because of the natural storylines it creates on its own but also thinking nobody would want to watch an already established playthrough and not wanting to give up everything in my current one

Recent drama surrounding Pippa made me think of you people. Please take your OpSec reps seriously.

>>30141373
I don't follow Pippa. What happened now?

>>30141433
Got absolutely massively doxxed.

Thankfully I will never be relevant enough to be doxxed.

sorry for letting you down everyone ;_; being a streamer is harder than I thought...

>>30139488
nasu sex nasu sex nasu sex nasu sex

>>30142107
Mashers

>>30142107
Take it slow, I had to cut down on streams and even cancel a collab because I don't have the energy to go more than 1-2 times a week. Only stream when you want to, because every forced stream is going to be a bad one and you'll hate it more after it! We'll wait patiently for your return... if you choose to do so.

>>30142107
you're not letting anyone down, you can beat your own demons!

>>30142416
you're the last mashimallow standing...
>>30142524
thank you for the kind words kaiser..!

I feel bad because I put my viewers in this timeloop every time. I don't mean to, I'm just a lazy neet who gets exhausted too easily and can't stick to a routine, even though streaming is the most fun i've had online in years... I feel bad for accidently creating this hype around me "returning" every time and letting everyone down over and over again. I understand why people would stop watching. I never thought my stream would get any attention at all so I didn't plan for this... I feel bad, people take time out of their day to watch me despite everything and I can't even stream once a week... so that's why my thought process becomes "maybe I should just let them forget about me".
>>30142899
anon... that drawing is so sweet, I still love that silly face ;_; thank you... really. you're so nice. please don't take me too seriously as a streamer, there are hard working vtubers out there, I'm just a little artist

Would there be an interest in a vtuber who mostly plays modded games and breaks them to all hell?

>>30144025
SpiffingVIT?
sorta sounds like spiffing brit, that's the joke, sorry.

>>30138592
shut up maple

>>30144025
Sounds fun. Of course 95% of the appeal of this is dependent on your personality and other standard streaming things. But as an idea I think its a lot more interesting and unique than just a bog standard trend following streamer.

>>30143360
effort is not the only defining factor if a chuuba is fun to watch

What constitutes a hag? I got called one in the other thread, I don't know if I am hag material

>>30145684
An age of 30 or higher

>>30145684
Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Male hags of /asp/ assemble. 31 years old reporting int!

>>30143360
Any reasonable person would say something along the lines of what Kaiser is saying, but damn given the context that you’re a neet and supposedly enjoy streaming and your streams don’t seem to take too much prep-time it just kinda hints that there’s some home situation or mental/physical illness that’s stopping you.
Or maybe it’s somewhat like me liking the dentist cleanings but it takes me a month of prepping myself to make the call and schedule the appointment.

>>30146284
admiral at your service (also 31!)

>>30146001
is that character or irl age, because my character is very old

I thought kaiser was cute but I heard his voice and almost puked. Avatar fags are the worst.

>>30146547
Roommate age, character age is irrelevant

Men are not hags and both of your posts are cringe.

>>30146707
You are cringe!

>>30146468
wait whaaaat you're 31????

>>30146576
Kaiser has an amazing voice fuck you

>>30146576
yeah i feel the same way.

>>30146905
i might even be 32 next year, sorry if i shattered your dreams I'm not a femboy I'm just a guy

>>30146354
I think it's just my menhera...

Which /asp/ie is the most fertile?

what’s the male equivalent of a hag called anyway?

>>30146905
He makes “I’m just a 30s man larping as anime girl” jokes almost every stream….

>>30147292
An adult.

>>30147258
me

>>30147127
What is your purpose here even?

>>30142107
>>30143360
Its okay mashi, we watch you because we enjoy you and its a fun time chatting with you. Ill be waiting patiently even if your next stream is 100 years from now! so take your time.

>>30147130
I always had you in the Very Mentally Stable category

>>30147530
killing time, I can't sleep and you guys are fun. Other than that i stick around because i like to answer technical questions if they come up because I don't want aspies to stream with shitty audio among other things.

Dumb question, but when vtubers are using slides, are they literally powerpoint slides?

>>30148104
Yes, that or google slides

>>30148104
I don't use slides, make item groups

>>30146284
I'm pretty sure there's a significant portion of /asp/ aged 33 and above somewhere in the past polls

>>30147127
no it's ok i kinda forgot :p

Streaming Crash 4!
https://www.twitch.tv/super_krunch

Why do I have to be a menhera male?

>>30149483
>vroid
>brown
>sharp teeth
>red eyes
>white hair
>glasses
>giant hoodie
oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

>>30149827
same ;-;

>>30139488
The good thing with babis is that they're men so their designs are always top tier because men know what makes a woman look good.
The bad thing is that they're men so they don't have pussy magnetism & they themselves usually aren't that interesting.

what happened to charlie's 3d debut?

>>30149827
>>30150299
why did you become a vtuber

Which babi has the most sex design?

>>30150299
Maple...

>>30150772
to make friends and inspire people to do music ;-;

>>30150978
That one fit brown catgirl
If you mean from /asp/, dunno lol

>>30150772
I like watching vtubers & thought trying it myself would be fun, which it is even if I'm a nobody.

>>30145684
I'm 34

>>30151696
prim...

>>30150374
yea, I just like collecting the inevitably sex art they get of themselves

>>30151696
no, I'M 34.

Would content similar to Mental Outlaw's or Luke Smith's work as a vtuber?

I was a 4.0 student. I make 90 grand a year and I'm only at the start of my career. I have friends that I hang out with multiple times every week. I have a family that loves me. I'm likeable and people are always trying to get me to come to things.

I also stream as a vtuber. Why am I vtuber? Why do I do this? It was an interesting experiment and my viewers are loyal and fun, but I'm not sure I want to stick with it. It's starting to feel like the least interesting part of my life in some ways. But I don't want to let my viewers down.

>>30152010
I'M 34 AND SO IS MY WIFE

Another schizo W.
How do we keep doing it?
All these people leaving the discord like crazy. We can't stop winning can we?

>>30152453
Wow.
I really should rope.

>>30135474
>>30152690
Did Faust seriously expect anyone to notice or care he left /asp/cord and then nobody noticed for four hours?
Faust, nobody in /asp/ knows who you are and you interact with the thread this much <>.

>>30152869
I think faust is pretty hard to pick on, you'll have to choose an easier target like charlie

is there optimal timeslots for me to stream in or does that not matter for indies?

>>30152993
Punching down is for big homo queers like yourself mate.
Regardless, I'm not trying to pick on anyone, just pointing out the obvious.

>>30153012
your optimal timeslot should be optimal time for most of your regulars.

If you're literally a 0 view you should pick times outside of primetime because that's when there's the highest chance of you being found.

>>30152453
>>30151148
>>30151042

honestly I think one of the major issues with people starting vtubing is that their primary motivation isn't 'to entertain people'.
there are many other/adjacent hobbies you can do that aren't nearly as menhera inducing

>>30153273
what time is prime time

>>30153012
Unpopular games that nobody streams are much better at high traffic hours like primetime or on the weekend. Very popular games I have found are worse for discovery at primetime hours since you have much much more competition among the 0 views.

Once you get some followers you tend to get better viewership at primetime hours, but most important for getting your viewers to show up to your stream is to stream at the same time generally.

>>30153572
6-10 PM EST

>>30151777
that one wasn't me.

>>30153623
>>30153639
thanks kings

Hey guys going to play some DayZ and most likely dying a lot. Please stop by if you'd like.
https://www.twitch.tv/wizhat_ch

>>30153776
how old are you?

MAPLE.
SEX.
MAPLE.
SEX.
MAPLE.
SEX.

Quick question. My little sister wants to eventually try vtubing. Now she is handicapped, and we are both wondering, if it should be a part of her model/identity? Like it's gonna come out sooner or later, if she talks about her life more than 2 minutes.

>>30157831
MAPLE.
RAPE.
MAPLE.
RAPE.
MAPLE.
RAPE.

>>30158965
Just set it up where it's a marionette or some shit, she's the "soul" inhabiting the marionette but the marionette is "you".
The vtuber name can be a combination of the marionettes name and the souls name.

>>30159233
It would appear out interest align.

>>30159476
MAPLE SPITROAST

>>30159642
MAPLE SPITROAST.

>>30158965
She can always do the professor X, taxi cab wheelchair. Something futuristicand fun.

Are you meant to stream alone as a vtuber? If I'm playing with friends is that frowned upon?

I WILL groom the cute aspies!

>>30160235
yes but only if theyre the same sex

>>30160235
Yes, but only if they're the opposite sex

>>30161528
>>30161652
MAPLE SEX

>>30161761
what's maples stream anyway.

>>30160235
Generally, as a very small vtuber your main point of attraction is being able to provide a lot of viewer interaction to anyone who wants to talk to you. Playing with friends usually completely destroys your ability to interact with your audience which makes you unable to provide a high quality experience to those who will most likely watch you. At higher levels of viewership it can be a good idea to collaborate with other channels to cross pollinate your followers, but if you are just playing with your non-streamer friends its a huge waste of time if you are doing it to try and gain an audience.

Not to say you shouldn't do it though, if its the difference between not streaming and streaming with your friends probably streaming with your friends is better. Just be aware that your numbers will probably be even worse than normal.

>>30161962
Maple will prob send it. I'm going to gatekeep my maple as much as possible

>>30158965
There's one vtuber who has spastic quadriplegia cerebral palsy. Her avatar has a wheelchair.

>>30131836
babi

>>30141070
fuck off he belongs to me

>>30150424
Was wondering about this too

>>30161000
I want everyone in cute sexy novelty outfits
Imagine ALL of the babis in bunnysuits or kittysuits for example. Yes, even the annoying one(s).

>>30147292
Ojisan.

what if I don't want to make it? what if I just want to be friends with other /asp/ies?

>>30164923
My DM's are open anon...

>>30164778
bodysuit and maid admiral are stuck somewhere in development hell.

>>30149935
oh yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes working on a Live2D alternate outfit too

>>30164923
Weird I don't remember posting this

Midnight karaoke!
https://www.twitch.tv/mazokutrueno

>>30164923
You'll regret it. I made friends with multiple/asp/ies and it didn't go well.
I was better off before I started talking with other people.

>>30166227
What happened?

>>30164923
no one wants to be my friend ;/

Whenever I play back my singing it just sounds like I'm talking in tune
how do I be more expressive

>>30166814
>>30164923

>>30166814
90% of my dm's are unanswered too. most people just don't want random strangers to talk to.it just takes some persistence to find someone you vibe with and that wants to give you the time of day.

>>30164923
>>30166814
DM your vieweroshi!

>>30167304
BB...

>>30166227
>friends with multiple/asp/ies
>it didn't go well
Sounds like a (you) problem. I'm really happy about the /asp/ies I befriended and only had a minor issue with one so far. Everyone else seems to be very level headed and chill.

>>30167147
It's the same for me anon. Even my chat messages go ignored if there is someone else sending messages during streams. It is hard to swallow for me but I have to remind myself constantly not to let it affect me otherwise it really puts me down.

>>30167051
>>30167147
>>30167304
I really try not to be annoying because I can be

What do I say and when

I hope to be someone's favourite chuuba someday!!

>>30167789
If you're a viewer say hi in chat. If you're an /asp/ie just shoot a DM saying "Hey"

>>30167508
Anon...

>>30167789
Cat/dog pictures.

I submitted my third starsen audition! I hope they watch more than 3 seconds this time... I made sure to start singing within the first second AND simultaneously added a speedpaint of a drawing I'm proud of, so hopefully it catches their attention this time around.

Is it possible to do a "fade-in" of an effect in Reaper, like if I wanted it to start with an echo then lose it over a few seconds

>>30167690
Just a minor issue? What happened?

https://www.twitch.tv/abigailcrocm

Oi, the gators on Newgrounds.

If naming yourself Abigail isn't transgenderism I don't know what is.

>>30167147
>>30167742
You should try being female vtubers instead

>>30168834

>>30168834
I'd have kinky death spin gater sex with Abby

I get a lot of dms but one /asp/ie in particular makes my heart skip a beat everytime
Do I have a crush?

>>30169384
If you have to ask yourself if you do or not, you kind of already have your answer.
Who are you crushing on?

>>30169530
Maple

>>30169530
>>30169576
NTA but same. Is he toying with us?

>>30131683
/asp/ is this a vtuber?
https://youtu.be/SZqpCicC_sk

>>30167147
I've blanked on answering some DMs and I've felt bad about it, but I don't know how to continue the conversation. Plus now it's long past so it looks extra weird.
Fuck it, I'll DM one back tonight. Better late than never.

>>30169576
>>30169697
He's perfect wife material. Though I'm also gachikoi for Azu

I wish people dm'd me...

>>30169576
Didin't Eraxs groomed him?

I don't know what to play, /asp/ies...

>>30171538
Play whatever you're really interested in
if you aren't interested in anything then find something

working while tired really helps turn off the thoughts constantly assailing me that what I'm doing provides nothing of value to anyone and has no reason to exist

>>30172183
I'm playing Project Zomboid.

Aaaaahhh it hurts where is she, Mashi I can’t feel you anymore I can’t feel anything AAAAh it hurts it’s cold I hate this. 90% of the posts you replied to in the past 3 months have been me, I’ve been nothing but kind and courteous so as to not scare you away like the cute little bunny you are. Not even grooming I just wanted you to stream more and now everything is falling apart and you aren’t th-

https://twitter.com/ClioAite/status/1555823066772434944s

>>30174432
Your tweet linking reps, anonchama.

>>30174432
pls have a background in history, philosophy or politics

>>30174600
I have a PhD and currently work as a professor, hopefully that's ok?

Where else should I shill if I want viewers? Right now all I have is a twitch bot watching.

>>30173943
shut the fuck up

https://www.twitch.tv/eraxs
He has half an hour left.
How do we make him give up?
The 24 hour stream must be cancelled.

>>30174789
perfect

>>30167147
Wow, this hits hard. I never leave a DM unanswered, unless it's a friend request, or a "goodnight" style post that's an obvious end. but I don't get DMs. Only people currently messaging me are a thirsty femchuuba and viewer who like my voice.

>>30176390
you here that Jester?
he thinks youre a thirsty bitch

Eraxs made it.

>>30176897
Sexpest sexpest sexpest

>>30173943
Are you yellow cat?

>>30142107
>start stream
>talk
>play something
it should not be if you don't make it that

>>30143360
>be girl
>think no one would care about you
why does this happen so often? if you are a girl you are guaranteed to get views as long as you make people aware of your existence. just hitting the start stream button and not telling anyone is the only thing that is stopping you from getting views if you are a girl

Does damascus count as an /asp/ie since he streams now?

>>30178849
It's called low self-esteem. Usually, women are afflicted by it.

>>30179385
who?

Bump

>>30166825
Run. Along the side of a highway. And sing at the same time.

Are there vtubers that switch back and forth between different personas? I'd like to try something like that, possibly make it like an elaborate puppet show.

>>30181637
ame kinda with her forms

>>30181637
I’m thinking of interviewing my IRL self in my Vtuber form. Does that count?

>>30181637
Like 2 models on screen with independent mouth tracking/movements? How do you plan on doing that

Since stream numbers and experience are important, is it a good idea to create a pornhub/chaturbate profile and get good viewcounts on those sites by hiring third world prostitutes, and then apply for big corporations

>>30181994
Male or female?

>>30181994
Yeah. Numbers are numbers. Just remember you’d show those streams to the company, so don’t go saying slurs.

>>30182127
>>30182047
Im a guy with a gf that would join in, and im a pro coomer so i'd be good at marketing and pulling numbers in way easier than having to grind 1view for years
>>30182127
>don’t go saying slurs

>>30181994
why is the avatarfagging viewer making these posts?

>>30181994
I think it's more about experience at least with Nijisanji. Iirc, Selen wasn't even partnered

>>30182705
Im an aspiring vtuber, and you may need to lurk until you know what avatarfagging means little man

>>30182914
i know you just keep flipping your trip on/off but you are still easy to identify

>>30182659
Male sex doesn't sell.
Do you have qualities that put you in the top ten percent or top percent of men?

>>30183003
Realistically the guy appearance doesnt matter when it comes to getting views, its all on the girl and camera work

>>30183123
Depends, I don't like it when the guy is fat or his dick is much better than mine

>>30182659
An Amadani chuuba couple…

>>30183003
>'Male sex doesn't sell.'
>Vox
Say that again, I dare you

>'The rule'
>The exception
Say that again, I dare you

>>30184852
>This top 0.1% exists therefore your argument is wrong

>>30181994
I've been thinking about making a chaturbate, but I'm not sure if the guys would watch my other content as well.

>>30184852
>Literally first wave buff and reverse cancellation buff
Stop being retarded anon.

>>30185168
Yeah, not everyone likes urophilia.

>>30185168
You should try it and report back with how it goes
I see a ton of pornstars and chaturbate streamers pivot and start streaming on twitch, so i imagine some will follow a vtuber to other platforms, it seems like a solid idea because its easy to market to coomers and get a decent audience

>>30185168
Admiral teases you with his tights stream...

>>30185539
probably, I'd be dressing up as my vtuber at least but i doubt solo male crossdress / cosplay is that popular on top of me being an amateur. i could do it project melody style and use the model, but my voice would be even more of a debuff than in my usual streams.

>>30185505
i feel like I'm missing a joke here, but i have yet to do a kink tierlist on stream and piss would be B tier at best.

>>30184852
That’s why I asked if he has qualities in the top 1%

>>30167690
I think there's a difference between friend and game pal, and I was only ever a game pal.

>>30159856
o//o
>>30161962
i'm not streaming for the next few weeks so no point but it's maplemothvtuber
>>30169576
>>30169697
>>30170120
wait are you guys like, just meming or
>>30185168
part of me is wondering if OF is the only option now i'm dropping out of uni xdd

>>30186998
>anons admit they have a crush on you
>first instinct is to play it off as a joke
You make me really angry maple

>>30188305
And THAT’S why people love him

hello

>>30188305
it's the correct reaction because you guys would be too shy to commit to anything anyways.

>>30185900
>but i have yet to do a kink tierlist on stream and piss would be B tier at best.
It's a German joke... supposed to be.

>>30188875
Please be female please be female
please dont be a babi
please dont be a babi

>>30189120
Do you really think a woman would use a model like that?

>>30189120
Haha, it is I, the feared Babi!

It's just a random bust for practice anyway, you can jerk off to it

>>30189120
I'd rather it be another babi than another Ain.

>>30189531
what do you not like about Ain?

>>30189573
T'was a mere jest. Have you forgotten about her recent rambunctious carryings on?

>>30188305
i'm sorry ;-;
idk the idea of people crushing on me is just, y'know, crazy

Does monitor resolution and streaming have anything to do with each other? like 1440p gaming and i can stream to whatever my GPU can handle right?

>>30192840
no. you set the resolutions in obs

Are there any websites on internet where I can upload my voice to get it rated by different people? I wanna start vtubing sometime in the next years, but I think I may not have the voice for the same.

>>30193784
just upload a vocaroo!

>>30193784
>but I think I may not have the voice for the same.
Are you prepuberty?

>>30181637
kongou does it every so often where he'll play different characters depending on his stream, sometimes hell do multiple at once; his design quest streams were basically like that and i remember hebonce did a zatsudan as four different characters at once

>>30193984
Sure, I'll try to upload in the next thread!

>>30194096
No, it's not like that. I don't know, to me my recorded voice just sounds dull and boring.

nta but https://voca.ro/11YUw1D3LN7r

>>30193690

thanks bud

>>30194405
Sounds listen-able!

You will never be a real Vtuber

>>30197483
thank you. i never wanted to be more than a viewer

>>30132936
official response:
I've already thought of this, but my modeler doesn't want to bother with expansion or hyper bust sizes. It's a bit tougher to pull off with 3D considering clipping and vertex stretching messing with the textures. that, and I would need to figure out how to hotswap the dynamic bones and colliders so it doesn't wreck the model when expanded.

i'd sooner be able to let people change my color palette than let them change my bust size.

>>30132607
as intended, I've got a council of friends that voted on the bust size and they all pushed for huge, but proportional.

>>30198286
Geli love!!!

Your favorite brotuber group is here!

PAYDAY 2 GAMING W/Maple, Kumo, Eraxs, and Luke James

https://www.twitch.tv/LukeJamesCh

>>30200959
Bunch of gay dudes and a sexpest, who's supposed to be the bro?

Are there aspies that didn't get groomed?

>>30201611
Yeah, me

>>30201565
i'm straight i swear ;-;

>>30198286
thank you for clarifying, color change sounds fun too

I am a coomer please recommend me a vtuber.

>>30202863
Veibae

>>30203172
too big and i dont like cucking

>>30198286
>change my color palette
Are you going to animate the hue shift in the shader?

Maaaan I wish I got skebs, drawing all your own art is hard

>>30204327
It do be like that. What's keeping you from commissioning a skeb?

>>30204520
I have real world things I'd rather buy than art unfortunately

Why do I feel like all aspies have the same personality

>>30205083
What is that personality?

>>30205083
It'd be nice if I wasn't only coombrained /asp/ie among the group

>>30205083
the late 20s early 30s white sounding dudes that play strategy games or other boomer games yeah

>>30205440
Don't worry, i'm with you.

>>30205440
there's probably a good few like you who lurk because the conversations are usually dumb as shit
t. me

Man how to get an audience? I've been doing only art streams bc I'm good at art, but I get a lot of new people getting in praising my art and thats it. I want to play games too but I fell that It would be way worse without someone in chat. How do I talk with my chat if they don't talk, do I just talk alone???

Would anyone be interested in watching a non vr (so no face tracking) vtuber with a guys voice but with a kinda low quality big tiddy handmade in 30 mins avatar with no real stream schedule and bad yo mama jokes

And remember not to trust false prophets, for you are a mere fool :D

>>30206740
Literally talk to nobody until someone catches on to stay

And when anwsering a question: Anwser it, then also add a question back! Like ping pong of sentences to keep people talking, and make a conversation
Also read their messages out loud

>>30206740
Fake it until you make it. You're just going to have to talk to yourself cause if some one does happen to come by and you're there being a mute they'll just click off.

>>30206740
Talk to yourself until someone shows up. Even if you're just commentating on what you're doing in the game, do that.

>>30206113
being dumber than coomers is quite an achievement. they are typically the most braindead retards on the site

>>30207054
>Even if you're just commentating on what you're doing in the game, do that.
that's like 90% of all commentary unless it's expressly a zatsudan game like powerwash sim

>>30147258
All of the males.

>male voice doesn't sell
>kabhaal
>papi
>little_s
>ais
>kenji
>lordaethelstan

>>30182127
>so don’t go saying slurs.
Stupid hard-r goldfish.

Are you winning, /asp/ies?

>>30208733
Eraxs... sexpest sexpest sexpest

>>30206740
you have to. If I'm browsing a random channel and they aren't even talking, I just leave immediately.

>>30209540
NGMI viewer behaviour quite frankly.

The babi collab is really cute...

>>30211181
Babis are really cute...
And breedable...

I... I am going to make it!

>>30211436
BREED AZU AND CORDY
CORRECT NASU

>>30212365
I want to cuddle with maple so bad rn

Hes probably running out of storage on computer from all the screenshots of maple sex posts he has taken

>>30212501
I just wanna see him in a naked apron making me breakfast in morning then I come and ravage him from behind

>>30212501
awww
but also how do you know that >~<
>>30212869
yes pls let me be a housewife

>>30202863
Ain or Hes. Plus they’re both streaming right now.

>>30205457
I’m early twenties and I don’t play any games. other than Minecraft and Hearthstone

>Hes 16 viewers
>Ain 14 viewers
Hesbros, we're winning!

>>30214294
Imagine micromanaging ccv like this

>>30214294
there we see the female debuff again. the males i watch are above 30

These zoomie weirdos and their taste in music. Just listen to Aphex Twins if you want to be weird.

>>30215551
Is hes a zoomie? She always gave off hag energy

>>30215551
I'm feeling nosy. Let me judge their music tastes!

>>30215870
Dunno, they sound below 25 to me. I might be dumb though.

I'm going to eat Mashi

>>30216647
I’m going to become a Mashi

>>30217139
mashing the mashed mash

>>30217423
it was a backrooms smash

I'm less depressed now but I still have no choice but to off myself, I've deliberately screwed everything up so I have no choice. Honestly now I'm pretty scared though. I'm just sad that I'm going to disappoint my friends.

>>30217521
>has friends
wtf are you crying about when everything is so well?

Post costume swaps!

>>30217521
Are you of an age that ends in the word "teen"

>>30217656
I don't deserve to have friends anyway. And it doesn't matter my choices are between that and being homeless.

>>30217708
Not doxxing my age.

>>30217724
so just live with your friends or family until you get your shit together

>>30217787
So nineteen tops, probably? You'll get over whatever it is that you're going through. If you really want to kill yourself you probably would've tried by now instead of microblogging about maybe someday wanting to.

>>30217814
I don't have anyone IRL who I can do that with. It's fine, like I'm not worth anything. It's just dumb brain stuff.

>>30217860
I've literally ordered the sodium nitrite to do it, it's arriving in 2 weeks. I've been pingponging between ok and suicidal for ages but I think this time it'll be it.

>>30217787
What do you have to hide at this point?

>>30218001
So people don't figure out who I am and stop me?

>>30217787
>worried about getting doxxed when suicidal
Nigger why the fuck are you telling this shit to us anyway then?

>>30217947
You know, >>30218001 makes an excellent point. If you're going to die and nobody can stop you, why does your anonymity even matter? There must be new developments in this field because I have no idea what you're going to do with sodium nitrate. It used to be all about guns and nooses when I was obsessively reading about ways to kill myself.

Guys I'm gonna freaking do it. I'm so serious about it that I shopped online

>>30218097
You're here, mysteryposting and not to mention you're waiting 2 weeks. You're literally screaming for help so scream for help.

>>30218138
I want to talk to someone but if I talk to anyone I'll get stopped or institutionalized or something.
>>30218164
Sodium Nitrite stops your blood from absorbing oxygen, so you pass out and die really quickly.

>>30218216
>>30218212
What do you want me to do, delivery takes two weeks? Even if this current episode fades, I'll still have it. And it'll be easy enough to impulse take it so it's worth.

>>30218246
You know you have people who are willing to help you. It would be awfully selfish of you to disrespect them by dipping out without any warning.

>>30218246
So what? You want us to convince you otherwise? You don't want anyone to stop you so what's the point? The only other thing we'll tell you is to do a flip. What exactly are you looking for then?

I want to know which /asp/ie is the suicidal /asp/ie...
Viewer? Chuuba? Which one? The suspense is killing me.

>>30218349
I want you to pull your head out of your ass. It isn't worth it and you clearly have people around you that would miss you if you're so afraid to just come out and say who you are.

It's Wolfgang isn't it?

>>30218439
Chuuba probably.

>>30218439
>about to be homeless
could it be… tiresias?

>>30218404
I'm literally just venting. I'm scared! But I also hate myself too much to want to get better. Is it that weird to want to talk to people about all of this, especially when I can't IRL.
>>30218387
Maybe, I suck as a person though. They'll be better off without me.

>>30218585
The only way you can get better is to TRY to get better. Suicide is the easy way out, not to mention extremely traumatic for anyone that might know you. It's a slap in the face to the people that care about you.

>>30218585
Then don't start off conversations saying you want to mcfuckin kill yourself since all you're gonna hear is everyone either telling you not to or do it faggot. If you need to vent, fucking vent about shit then.

>>30218455
I appreciate the irony of saying it but that'd be attention seeking. Either I do it or just don't bother my friends.
>>30218710
It's ok, I'm just going to delete all my stuff and go radio silent so hopefully no one will really notice or care.

>>30218922
I mean you already made a big show of it in the thread. Assuming you have any connections here (and I'm guessing you do if you're so private about your details), it's going to be obvious. You will ruin them.

>>30218922
Anon, you're seeking attention right now! Oh my god! Your friends probably read this thread and know exactly who you are!

>>30218576
5 bucks on tiresias for suicidal anon! Any other bets?

>>30219058
I hide my mental illness pretty well, everyone I've mentioned it to in the past has been surprised.
>>30218997
I don't want them to be upset but I don't know what I can do now. Even if I don't do anything I've still wrecked my life I can't do anything now.

There's a really good cautionary tale about suicide in this book I read as a kid.

I want to slam maple into the fridge and make him beg for my cock before throwing him over the counter and pumping into him senselessly until he's full and panting for air.

If he did a good enough job I'd also let him make me pancakes after.

>>30200959
Luke is the opposite of gay.

>>30219705
i want to make you pancakes!!!

Okay, Hes's music taste ain't that bad. She might be not a zoom zoom

>>30218439
There's like 5 suicidal /asp/ies at any given time.
This time it's not me.

>>30219185
We know it's a male for sure at least.

>>30220161
How?

>>30220175
Women don't have those sort of thoughts.

The only reason I haven't killed myself yet is because my viewers like me.
As long as I can use my pathetic existence to bring a smile to someone's face, I'll be around a while longer.

>>30220247
High chance he's a transsexual.

>>30220247
Could be a woman, I just hope it's not my friend, she hasn't replied to my latest DM
It's been nearly 2 days

>>30220385
It can't be a woman, I just told you.

>>30220455
It could totally be a woman. She says she doesn't have anyone and then that her friends would be upset.
Not recognizing that you have people willing to help you is typical female behavior.

/asp/ie tier list

>>30220757
SSS Tier
Me

Below SSS Tier
Everyone else

>>30218439
just look for who seeks the most attention

>>30201565
Luke doesn't seem gay, just retarded

Is it ok to have 2 Twitch accounts. I would be able to keep a healthy schedule on both of them for what im doing.

Its just that what im doing are complete opposites of each other and wouldn't interact well.

>>30221052
Are you the dog?

>>30220757

>>30221052
I'm gonna need you to elaborate on this. I don't know why anyone would need an alter ego for their alter ego.

>>30221202
flesh tube on 1
v tube on the other?
with totally different games/community and style of the stream I just thought it would make sense