/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>He's got a RAPE-ier
That's not how you pronounce it you dumb dog

*****

ay

>>30066666
>unholy digits
OH NO BRO

>>30066779
how else do you pronounce it you dumb anon

>I'm comin, I'm coming
>I'M POKING I'M POKING

Uncle Nowa my beloved

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa8dKd4o9ec

The boys are making this stupid ass crab game look so fun.

>>30066666
DIGITS MEANS ITS TRUE!

>>30066818
Seis horas, anon

>weapons are meant to be passed on
>you got my Buster Sword
>you will be my living legacy
Crisis Core bros...

>>30066814
the Spanish (Europe) way, Espada Ropera

>>30066814
??? Rap-ier?

Magni's screams are making me kinda horny

Axel just repeating Vesper's joke every chance he gets is so adorable

I WANT ALL OF YOU TO GET INTO STARSEN

Maxel>>>>>>Almond

i lov my very special most favorite boywife magni!

Aunt Nowa window up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEQoiMxVnZs

Nowa has a european aristocrat vampire aesthetic, yet for some reason, him having a katana is now part of his lore. Does Omega approve of this?

This kani using mf rivers of blood baka

>>30066725
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

I WANT TO MATING PRESS MAGNI!!!

>>30066991
Vesper is going to bonk this retard kek

don't open unless...

>>30067038
This art is too strong

The SNOW CRAB is clapping Magni!

magni NEEDS to stop making stupid slut noises

>>30067038
>thumbnail is facepalm picard
what are the odds a "WRYYYYYYYYYYYYY" meme shows up

Kek that guttural scream

>>30066779
>>30066966
He actually said it the right way. Are you okay, anon?

>>30067061
>giant crabs
>katana users
I can never escape Miyazaki

Do yourselves a favor and listen to Magni's Intro BGM while watching this stream

>>30067117
I need him to continue

>>30067015
ANON-CHAMA LOOOOOOVEEE

>>30067095
this is what he meant when he said the guy was too strong

they're so focused on this shit game, it's amazing

AXEL DON'T LOOK

>>30066725
I wish all MANScholars a fine sojourn in this temple of discourse known as /MANS/. Let us all partake in enlightening conversations about Tempus so we can grow stronger as individuals and as a general.

Is it just me or does Axel remind me of Cyanide from the way he's speaking?

The screams and yelling Magni's been making all night man...

>>30067208
posting to try this

>>30066814
Ra-Pierre, its origins are french

>>30066804
SIXES HAVE MANY MEANINGS!
>>30066895
YES IT DOES!!

>>30067095
SEIS HORAS DE SEXO
also magni's moans and screams is making me both go horny and hyped during the stream i didn't think i'd dual-equip two emotions like this at once

>>30067038
I predict a 1:3 cringe to based ratio

>you will never force magni to make noises like that

>>30066966
Awww anon you're retarded

>>30067286
do you pronounce anime as ah nee meh?

>WE GOTTA BE KIRITO AND ASUNA
>Well I get to be Asuna though

Magni...

>magni immediately calls himself asuna

2 YEARS WORTH OF SEMEN

>Sword Art Online
>Dies
Deserved

>both of them wanna be Asuna
B-bros?!

>>30067390
6 HORAS

>>30067208
BEST BOSS FIGHT MUSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIDZlySgSuI

Flying crab wtf

>I get to be Asuna
TWO YEARS WORTH OF SEMEN MADE A GLOPING NOISE

>OH MY GOSH! GET CRABBED ON!

>the bros fight over who gets to be asuna
h-hot

the whining noises both of them make.......

>Aqua self-inserts as Kirito
>Magni self-inserts as Asuna
DRAWFAGS, WRITEANONS. PLEASE

>>30067509
>shit art online
nah

wtf is the 2 years worth of semen thing or do i not want to know

2 minutes... tick tock

BECOME

>>30067509
Thanks I'm remaking the breeding drawing on my side with this.

they came

>>30067147
>>30067355
Ok looks like I have been pronouncing it wrong the whole time, I'm a fucking retard

>>30067588
I only know of the gigguk video of sao abridged or some shit

>>30067394
GLOPPED ENDLESSLY INTO MAGNI

>BECOME TEMPURA!

do...do people unironically still hate on sao?

>>30067390
magnee-chan...

>>30067588
Kirito and Asuna had sex in a virtual world and Kirito hadn't done it in 2 years

>>30067562
You failed to pass through the ultimate filter.

>what right
KEK

>>30067588
Something the author regrets ever writing, and no that is not a joke

>>30067689
some people yes.
it's a meh series honestly.

>>30067263
Yes he does sound like him. Probably why I love him fucking around in the background when they played L4D2 with his weird accent.

Am I going crazy or did Axel have 2 Hitman videos up earlier today?

>>30067588
SAO

>>30067689
Alicization is the only ok one
Kirito should just be scrapped

Noooo, i dont want the stream to end

>>30067689
I don't hate it but I'm not the type to just hate media for fun. I didn't really like it though, only watched two episodes and wasn't feeling it.

That ayo was soundpost worthy LMAO

>>30067588
chapter 16.5 of the sao web novel

I come bearing good news.
1/3 of Iluna are now 3views while Tempus is still consistently strong

Why is it so cute when Axel lapses into engrish "naisu naisu"

>>30067616
Die

jesus they both got genuinely immersed

>>30067263
he weirdly does have a indian accent when he says certain words

>>30067833

>>30067815
Fuck off numbernigger

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T LEAAAAAAVEEE

>>30067716
What?

>>30067588
6... horas...

Whats with those awkward silences at the end?

holy shit I feel so exhausted despite only being an hour of stream

>>30067588
its excluded from the anime adaptation.
he virtually ejaculated into the waifu he met in an online game.
cringe as fuck.j

Goddamn that stream was fun.

Holy shit Axel got really good at streaming in a short time

SAO was good, ALO was mediocre, GGO was decent because of the heavenly Sinon ASS online, Ordinal Scale was not bad (RIP Yuuna's VA) and Alicization was fucking amazing. Come fight me and my dual wields.

>>30067815
>/#/fag
>tribalfag
>good news
Cease and leave

>>30067815
Literally who? Cares. Enjoy the streams and stop focusing on non-Stars EN

That stream felt so short

>>30067815

i miss my boywife already bros…

>>30067689
The first season (Aincard?) is alright.

>>30067815
We don't care about numbers here, anon.

>>30067988
hot as fuck you mean

philia best girl

I still can't get over the fact that both Alex and Magni is fighting over who's gonna be Asuna.

>>30067965
Omega was right all along

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>30067962
They couldn't decide who gets to be Asuna

>>30067868
They were so into it, it was non-stop crab-on-crab action it felt like I couldn't close the stream

What are more games like this?

>>30067815

>axel's happy bye at the end
why is this doog so cute

>>30067802
Axel played hitman 1 when he got perms for hitman 2 cuz of different publishers

>>30068012
I prefer SAO alternative GGO

>>30068003
I'm telling you guys he's a retard but he learns fast!
Vespapa is not lying he might be a genius

Am I the only one here old enough to have watched .hack?

>>30068074
What if we're all being conditioned to only watch an hour of streams...

>>30067815
go back

>>30067815
i don't care now bend over while i fuck your ass

stop replying to numberfags, tribalfags, dramafags

>>30067588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L17OayixcJg

>>30067689
calling sao shit isnt hating its the truth. you can still enjoy something that's shit tho

I really hope this gets clipped and fanarted.
https://youtu.be/sis37gn7heE?t=683

>>30068120
Based LLENN fucker

>>30068113
He's so loud and full of energy it makes me smile every time

>>30067815
fuck of nijinigger

https://youtu.be/NEQoiMxVnZs
Why does he look so disappointed?

>>30068157
i watched .hack too anon its ok

>>30068157
never watched the .hack//SIGN anime but i played both game trilogies. didn't finish the first trilogy but finished .hack//GU

Damn...
Now I'm sad that I don't want Magni to collab with Altare. Magni has some form of adhd,he can't listen and play the game at the same time.
Altare deserves people with normal attention span to collab with

>that single GG
WHERE WERE YOU
Stop reading vt and post on Twitter you nagger

they should collab more but with stupid games like this

please lift the 1hr limit, what the fuck is this tiptoeing that the boys have to do around schedules, its clear that want to go unga bunga balls deep kaela style.
dont get gaslighted into "at least i can follow all the vods", we need those hrs now

I miss them so much already

>>30068262
hes covering his face so no one can see how hard hes laughing

>take a shit
>stream's over
this one hour limit is brutal...

I have the feeling that Magni is excited for Rio's new outfit.
I think girly boys are Magni's type actually which it would make sense. Sad that Kira and Kaoru aren't here anymore.

>>30068200
I fucking loved when Magni screamed AXELLL AHHHHH. This sstream.

>>30067815
Amazing how they made a wave worse than Luxiem desu

>youtube autoplays into Mumei's stream
GET HENCE GIRLS I'M STILL MAGGING

>>30068067
I mean Asuna is kinda hot

>>30067815
Leave this thread you fucking whore.

>>30068184
This please, we have a lot of newbies in these threads if you see any hgg or #numbers related post just ignore it

axel and magni have such a cute friendship? magni bullies him a little but they bro out so well. magni and altare bro out well too but altare constantly keeps magni on his toes which axel doesn't really

>>30068119
Shit. Does that mean he had to delete it? I didn't get a chance to watch it because of work.

>>30068351
>1hour shit
anonchama...?

>>30068157
i didn't watch it, just played the ps2 games. only got the chance to play parts 1 and 2 though. is the anime worth watching?

I fucking hope they pick this game up again, this shit was so much fucking fun.

One day, you will thank me for this

>>30068323
The girls don't stream. If it happened, Cover would become a male talent company

>>30068427
yeah but i heard there is a mega flying around

>>30068427
theres a mega archive of it

I love that the Mag is back
he's been so low energy lately

>>30068427
The mega for that stream might be in the archives. I watched it live but I forget which thread it was in. Pray that another anon sees this and spoonfeeds. It's really a great VOD though, I wish it could be made public.

the fuck is wrong with you guys?

>>30068351
why do men take so long to shit?

>>30068427
Anon managed to upload it to Mega, just look for the archives since I forgot to save the link

>>30068518
>implying Yagoo wouldn't like that

>>30068262
it's facepalming picard

Good night lads, I must go now, have fun on Vespapa stream

>there are zoomers ITT who weren't born yet when I played the original YU-NO

>>30068067
I think it’s less of them wanting to be Asuna and more of them not wanting to be Kirito

>>30068577
I'm not like the other men, femanon. I can shit in ten minutes flat. And that includes washing my hands.

Alex cursing in Japanese like a shonen character is the best thing ever

I missed Altare Overwatch how was it

>>30068561
leader-kun really had to lead magni by the hand last night so i'm glad he's feeling better

>>30068427
>>30068562
I got you bros
https://mega.nz/folder/ZrAh2KxA#t9rZQwg6XzJNUGfORhpMnw

>>30068326
These idiots I swear...

>>30068706
It didn't happen

>>30068706
he canceled citing technical difficulties

>>30067689
sao is mediocre but acting like its the worst anime ever made is bandwagoning it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEQoiMxVnZs
Huh, was expecting something more for the thumbnail

>>30068427
Aight, open up anon.
https://mega.nz/folder/ZrAh2KxA#t9rZQwg6XzJNUGfORhpMnw

Lol, I like that Axel rushes in to protect Magni and goes all "Carry on my legacy when I'm gone, my disciple" every five minutes once the opponents get more difficult

>>30068706
you didn't miss it anon!

>>30068769
so true vestie

>>30068678
Damn, did you import a PC-98 or do you live over there?

>>30068706
it was great

>>30068617
Fr, yagoo is like 20 times more invested with the boys rather than hololive

>>30068706
anon...

>>30068288
>i played both game trilogies.
anon the first series had 4 games
only G.U. was a trilogy

>>30068706
we all collectively decided to missed it

>>30068750
Overwatch is that dark a game for him huh?

>>30068769
well he said earlier today the memes he wants to talk about he can't show on stream.

>>30068561
Omega probably had to hold a gun up to his head just to get him to get more than 2 hours of sleep so that he doesn't burn out.

>>30068107
Stickfight has a similar vibe but with 4 people

>>30068528
>>30068530
>>30068562
>>30068578
Thanks guys. I'm gonna have a look when I get home from work.

>>30068578
>>30068427
https://mega.nz/folder/ZrAh2KxA#t9rZQwg6XzJNUGfORhpMnw

>Magni & Axel
>The two dumbasses in Tempus, the other two are much more calm and collected and pulls them back with their retarded antics. When its just two of them its unbridled retard and exciting adventure.

Axel really carried the fuck out of Magni even with his debuff character and having no Super Mode to turn on. Sasuga Gladiator.

>>30068769
it's just a chatting stream

>>30068419
Am I wrong, but I think the only combination I haven't seen yet is a Regis X Axel collab. I feel like it should've happened by now

i miss him...

>>30068706
Unfortunately there are no computers in my basement

>>30068836
I started yelling Nigger as soon as it booted up. I'm sorry.

>>30068715
>>30068783
God dammit bros. You didn't have to. But I appreciate it all the same.

>>30068908
>just group up and hit it til it dies 5head

Fuck I want a friend to play crab games with now, They really made it look fun.

>>30068908
Sasuga musclebrain
>>30068927
that'd be fucking weird, I'm scared of Axel saying
>you sound kinda gay bro

>>30068874
>>30064357
seconding the anon who suggested Duck Game, that would be a great group stream

>>30068326
Man, how the fuck did this comic predict the dynamic so perfectly?

>>30068157
I'm old enough to not only have watched .hack//Sign and see it die a painful death.

>>30068937
Me too...

Magni didn't really shit on Axel this stream huh? Pure bro energy this time.

>>30068493
We can't have the bois burnout like the girls, ty omega.

>>30068288
First ones were 4 games
And did you play the original PS2 versions or the Last Recode version?

>>30069046
huh i didnt even realize that. yeah no burns here.
i thought fight crab was a vs game not a co op game

>>30068906
honestly axel sounded like he had so much fun and was very excited in this collab i adore it i know magni wasn't that much of a help but it provided a lot of entertainment and laughs desu

The Asuna part cracked me up so bad
I haven't laughed out that loud in a while

>>30068908
I think Magni's kind of bad at video games but it was entertaining anyway

>>30069035
>>30069035
They're too far apart personality wise. Regis always puts up a front while Axel has no front

So now that we've seen what most of the paired dynamics look like, what's everyone's favorite? We're still missing Altare+Axel and Vesper+Magni but we've seen every other grouping. I had a lot of fun with Magni and Axel just now but I also really like the lowkey and chill vibes with Vesper and Altare.

>>30068493
To be honest, Magni was kinda tired at the end, he doesn't have a lot of resistance
expect short streams from Magni even after the restriction is no more

>>30069174
I wanna be Asuna too

watching vesper's just chatting while waiting for his new just chatting stream. Him talking about Warcraft 3 is making me so happy. Bros. He's just like me, for real.

>>30068927
We haven't had Vesper and Magni yet, have we?

>>30068906
No restraint, pure id

>>30069245
...I'm gonna post THAT image

>>30068927
i'm scared of altare going full tardwrangler/barbed insults said in a sweet voice that go directly over axel's head... he might bully

>>30069196
for me, it's Axel+Magni but I'm very excited for vesper+Magni because they do share a similar energy sometimes

>>30068648
Goodnight anon.

>>30069215
thank god, I REALLY want to watch all his content, 1 hours is perfect for me

>>30069215
maybe he could do longer streams of something less intense, like a chill art stream

>>30067588
Just read monochrome duet if you want 2 years of semen in brown elf pussy

Does Regis' fanbase has a name?

>>30069196
Gladiator/Alchemist combo is the strongest if this stream was anything to go by. Gladiator's weak by himself but the support Alchemist turns it into a powerhouse

Hero/Alchemist does the same but less so

>>30069432
altventurers

>>30069432
Victims

>>30069432
me

>>30069153
I dunno, I think Magni carried a lot of the later fights since he had the hyper mode and a ranged weapon with the kanihameha. I was watching from Axel's side though, so I didn't really see him fighting that clearly.

>>30069432
Regis Cult

>>30069485

>>30069153
Magni actually started doing mad work in the last two or three rounds with constant res and pretty good damage.

>>30069484
Thanks anon. God, that's some lame name. Even Regicides would be better

>>30069485
Kek

>>30069432
schizos

>>30069196
desu i like leader+magni but axel+magni is great too but i think magni and leader's bantz are just to clippable and absolutely hilarious i still think all the boys have amazing chemistry no matter who they collab with and it's amazing

>>30069533
>>30069564
As long as there's not a table to fall off of

>>30069485
lmao

>>30069321
>directly over axel's head
Axel wouldn't even now its shit talk which will throw Regis off.

>>30069485
Hey, living ones are called survivors.

>>30069484
The alt reghtis

>>30069196
magxel. axels excitability bounces off well with magnis more deadpan side.

>>30069590
well that sounds like his viewers are king killers

>>30069432
Contrarians

>>30068351
It takes you an hour to take a shit?

>>30069196
I guess pair-wise I like Altare-Vesper and Axel-Magni the most. Altare and Vesper are more on the same wavelength with some sort of mutual understanding, making for some excellent comfy banter. Axel and Magni on the other hand complement each other since they seem to bounce off of each other's energy and build each other's momentum in that regard. These aren't final yet but this is what I got so far. Immensely excited for the Magni and Nowa collab and the eventual Axel and Altare collab.

>>30068294
I think he's just been tired the last couple of days, he was way more focused today

>>30069432
Chao's Cultist

Isn't tomorrow's stream a Regis and Axel collab?
One thing that will definitely work is if they truly tryhard an FPS game but let Reg do all the thinking and let Axel loose with murder.

It's crabbin time

>>30069432
Registered sex offenders

>>30069533
>>30069564
i agree (i watched at mag's pov) its just he kinda took a while to assist axel properly i still think it was hilarious whenever magni makes mistakes always calling axel for help (also i noticed axel always tries to save magni in the l4d2 collab too) its very cute i love them both

It’s honestly hard talking about Axel here because they are either reply to you with Ayo, no shot, or that I have no idea what you talking about bullshit

fujosis status?

>>30069485
kek

talking about purely from a little more technical angle:
axel is a yes man/hype beast, works wonder for mag coz thats the first rule of improvisation, never say no unless you have a good curveball to throw, its perfect for this pair coz its just an energy wall that bounces back and amplify.
leader instead doesnt seem to want to concede the lead(eh) much and they mismatch on energy levels, unless mag goes hard but its an heatsink situation, they are both high energy story tellers, would be like matching 2 play by play caster in a game, you need colour to go by.

>>30069954
Nice.

>>30067588
Don't say you weren't warned

>>30069954
we've talked a lot about Axel here nigga what do you mean

>>30068024
Time goes faster when you are having fun!

>>30069810
>the followers of the demon lord go out and kill kings who dare oppose him
makes sense to me
I'm envisioning Altare's backstory as a classic "Hero sent out to fight the demon lord and succeeds, but is feared by the human nations for being too powerful and eventually becomes the next demon lord" plot now.

>>30069957
Some exist, but honestly as long as two anime men interact they have fuel for anything.

>>30069954
No shot

>>30069954
What?

>>30069432
The Blue Man Group.

>>30069954
No it isn't hard, you whiny mf

>>30069954
Ayo, I have no idea what you're talking about. But nice.

>>30069432
Bros all the female version of tempus look so fucking good, Its hard to pick a favorite.

>>30069957
heavily shipping top leader-kun x bottom magni and service top axel and bottom magni
to think i'd wake up from fujo retirement thanks to magni...damn bratty alchemist...

>>30069196
Al + vesp

>>30070053
This just sounds like normal ERP i used to write, am I that bad at writing

>>30069432
Stockholm Syndrome

>>30069954
So, what about worms?

No RATE THE STREAM for this one?

>>30070336
this was written by the original author as part of a .5 chapter when it was a web novel and he tried to memory hole the entire thing out of sheer cringe and embarrassment

>>30070308
leader-kun top bottom magni is too good

>>30069947
It's pretty cute. Though they rag on each other a lot, they cover each other's back. Absolutely love their interactions.

>>30070521
Everybody liked it so there was no need. It was unanimous.

>>30070336
Not only that you also have no idea how sex works.

Just had a surgery, how was the stream?

>>30070336
It's normal ERP, but ERP taken out of context generally reads poorly. Don't worry about it, anon.

>>30070521
I STUDIED THE BLADE/10

>>30070012
You said this when Leader was mostly quiet during their two first collabs to let others speak.
Magni has a problem with energy levels. When he's down, his stream quality takes a deep dive just like yesterday or the day before. Today his energy is high, just like his first A Way Out collab.

>>30070521
we all loved it anon

https://twitter.com/mainichiizu/status/1555098321886138368/photo/1

I feel like we can add Regis and Axel here...Axel can be everyone's pet lmao

>>30070053
What is it with horny people and INFINITISMALLY FLOWING FOREVER SEMEN RIVERS FOREVERIALLY TURNED INTO HAM AND CHEESE ALL TIED UP energy when they write? Doushite?

>>30070606
I still found it as a nice thing to do, like idk, Excalibaa/10

>>30070336
even actually getting a decent amount of pussy doesn't make describing sex in ERP any less difficult so don't feel too bad.

>>30070336
What was your equivalent of two years worth of semen? If you don't mind me asking.

>>30070653
Anon, you died on the table. This is hell. Enjoy your stay.

>>30070053
not seen: asuna cumming like 20 times before kirito nuts once.
does that mean magni is extremely sensitive too

>>30069954
Ayo you no shot sound like a bitch

>>30070593
thinking about that soft and gentle voice but still stern and intimidating calling magni "Dezmond" to reprimand him ooooHHH my heart....im sorry my teenage self we weren't meant to end our fujo antics forever after all

>>30070741
I'm not sure, but /fit/ has a vitamin stack that lets you get hentai level cum shots

>>30070053
What the actual fuck
I'll never watch nor read SAO

>>30068323
Please don't expect that out of them. When they inevitably don't do that, you're just setting yourself up to become an anti.

>>30070827
>came 20 times
lmao is that real? I only knew about the glopping meme.

>>30069954

>>30070579
It's funny that Reki will write SAO for as long as he lives while the community will never let the .5 chapter rest as long as SAO isn't dead.

>>30070827
>Spoiler
What do you think anon....
https://youtu.be/l8hqDeM3Tyc?t=2398

Which of the boys would make the tastiest meal?

>>30070741
because nutting feels good. nutting a lot = feel even better
i think thats the logic. imagine if nutting felt like pissing normally. not even the feel good piss after holding it in for hours. just the mundane "yup im pissing. still going. stiiiiill going. fuck how long does this take."

>>30070827
IT better be hand stimulation or cunnilingus
Girls don't chum from penetration

>>30070741
>>30070884
I took that stack for a while and it works through a combination of increasing test and supplementing your prostate properly. You will leak like a faucet and shoot ropes easily, alongside just feeling generally way more sensitive to any stimulation (a good thing). Still need to abstain from cumming and save up for big cumshots though, which means nothing to me when I jerk off five times a day usually.

>>30070725
You’re literally a 16 year old girl aren’t you?

>>30071011
what

>>30070979
Ok so from the cooking stream i can say Magni wouldnt.
So my vote goes to Uncle Nowa. Although, with how much food talk Axel does, he might know how to cook a thing or two

>>30070979
i think regis has pondered this thoroughly in case of possible emergency

What if Regis is secretly /here/ and laughing as he read that people were sad he cancelled stream because he's a sadistic fucko

>>30071011
I'm not understanding.

>>30070725
CLAP CLAP

>>30071043
>>30071011
>>30070884
Is cumming really that good where your brain short circuits and thinks about semen flooding your house?

>>30070979
1. uncle nowa
2. leader
3. axel
4. magni (DO NOT EAT HIS COOKING! COULD CAUSE DEATH!)

>>30071025
i promise you they can and do. not going to call you a virgin over this post though because it really does vary from person to person and not knowing isn't your fault. depending on who you're with your dick might look like it's covered in semen before you've even cum once

>>30071177
>secretly

>>30071174
>>30071216
Not the question

>>30071175
Finish your answer

>>30071025
>>30070904
iirc the counter was like, at least 3 from touching. 1-2 was from just entering. 5-7 times from doing stinger into asuna.
also remember something about how the early days of vr sex in sao was really shit because the genitals were obscured by bubbles or pixelization. the genitals didnt even look right when uncensored. now they got it down pat.
i read that chapter nearly 5-8 years ago so im probably super wrong

>>30070979
I must have Leader on my mind because I read this 'would make the tastiest meat' and I gave it some serious thought before realizing my mistake. But Axel would make the worst meat followed by Altare.

>>30070053
Fuck cherrypickers who constantly cite this joke chapter and saying it defines the whole LN.

>>30071212
Yes? Have you never been stimulated by a woman before?

>>30071290
ok uncle nowa then

>>30070883
To be fair, that is not present in any of the Light Novels, Manga, the Progressive Books, or Anime/Movies. Which is funny because Reki still kept stuff like cousin incest and the virtual rape of Asuna by her forcibly arranged marriage husband while she is comatose who bought out the remains of the company that made the death game, is keeping her mentally trapped in the game, and proclaims he's gonna go to the hospital bed and rape her real body to Kirito

>>30071290
Oh, like eating the guys

Magni would probably have soft, squish meat, also because of the mushroom potion incident, he comes pre seasoned

>>30071379
That won't change the fact its canon

>>30071290
none of them are optimal but
-axel (tough though)
-vesper
-magni (too skinny)

Alternate hairstyle for the boys?

Tempus is so much more entertaining than Joe Rogan, holy shit my life is turned upside down. Never knew vtubers could be this entertaining.

>>30071212
With another person? Yeah. Via masturbation? Not so much.

>>30071440
No?

>>30071486
bald, all 4

>>30071379
I never said that, I even explained it here >>30070579

>>30070979
Why, my incompetent wife Magni of course

>>30071374
Your initial thought was correct.

>>30071487
>Joe Rogan
Your first mistake.

>>30071486
Unbraided hair Axel?

>>30071486
Pompadour for Axel
Slicked back hair for Regis
Pony tail for Mag
Not sure for Noir

>>30071290
it would be best to dispatch of axel as early as possible too because i think if it came down to raw strength between him and regis with both weakened axel would win

>>30071556
Yeah mb. Wasn't taking a jab at you, just a little pissed (as a reader) at how the ironic haters still parrot the same thing in 2022

>>30071486
Would love for Vesper to get his hair tied up

>>30071486
With the exception of Aruran, stars don’t get alt hairstyle, only headwear. That being said, Regis with a cyber themed crown would be fun

>>30071486
ponytail magni please

>>30071722
>Nowa
I'm feeling a ponytail would look good on him

>Vesper in man-bun mode

>>30070979
Altare probably has lean meat so he might be best depending on how you serve it. Probably tender.
Axel probably has hard muscle so chewing will be tough.
I imagine Magni and Nowa are kind of spindly so not a lot of meat, but the skin will probably taste better than the others.
Answer: it depends.

>we actually had to explain the two years of semen to an anon and had a discussion about it

>>30071177
>regis is /here/ and reading the posts about sao porn

They seriously need to debut Omega and it should be voiced by a girl

>>30071800
>With the exception of Aruran, stars don’t get alt hairstyle
Did you forget about Astel?

How come they get like ZERO attention from the EN girls apart from Bae somewhat?

>>30070979
SO YOU DID MEAN CANNIBALISM. I'M A GENIUS.

Seems fine to me

>>30070979
Are you the same anon that asked which Star would be the most likely and the least likely to cannibalize another in /stars/

>>30072212
good think his tag is blueisekaihero and not "theblackswordsman (fake)"

>>30072285
Fuck off Omega

>>30072143
this is nothing compared to how dumbfounded femanons were when Uncle Nowa was doing his PC talk

>>30072212
He's probably the one who posted it

>>30072285
It should be voiced by a kid

>>30070979
I have a feeling that this question isn't actually asking about their cooking skills.

>>30072143
Always amusing to enlighten zoomers

>>30072299
well for one cover completely isolates the talents for a month stream-wise. Cover actually tries to make them self-sustaining and build a group.

>>30070308
Fujosis, holy shit.. I'm sorry for this wall of text.
Service top Axel and Bottom Magni is too good. Imagine Magni being all smug and haughty, goading and teasing Axel in the beginning and egging him on. Magni goes down on him, acting like a power bottom, but he can't keep the act up. His goading ends up backfiring (?) as Axel just goes at him with reckless abandon while he gets overstimulated to hell and back. Although, kinda cute since Magni seems like the type to just endlessly call for Axel when he loses it.

>>30072367
>theblackswordsman (fake)
sure anon sure

>>30072285
Nah i need him to have the most deep, panty wetting voice posible

>>30072285
Nah, Omega should change VA every single stream

Would you dump two years worth of semen into this?

>>30072143
>>30072212
Stooooop I CANT GET MARRIED LIKE THIS WHAT IF HE APPLIED FOR JANNY AND READS MY POSTS

>>30072288
There’s barely any change on his and Shien’s alt hairstyles

>>30072526

>>30072285
omega should only make muffled noises since he is constantly sucking my dick

which boy would you want to collab the most with if you joined stars en?

>>30072614
If you are implying I need to stay chaste for 2 years just to fuck her then yes. Yes I would

>>30072614
no because it would be biologically impossible. old sperm recycles back into your body so it wouldnt really be two years worth. unless you jerked off into a jar for two years then used a turkey baster to j-j-j-jam it into axel's vag00.

>>30071370
WHO the fuck wrote this dumbshit? Is he japanese fanfick writer like that dumbcunt that wrote 50 shades?
VR sex experience with updates and describing virtual sex?
This is idiotic

>>30072664
the BLACKED swordsman

>>30072285
You will NEVER be EN A-chan, Omega

>>30071800
>stars don’t get alt hairstyle

Why am I, a straight man, horny for fujoshis.

>>30072839
>he's not a VR sex doujinchad

>>30072990
I want to rape correct the horny fujos ITT

You're all overthinking this. Two years of semen is symbolic and represents his pent up sex drive and frustrations.

You all need to watch The Symbolic World to understand this.

>you will never futilely creampie Vespa over and over in hopes of getting her pregnant despite the fact that she depleted her eggs centuries ago

>>30072839
reki kawahara ladies and gentleman. to be fair even he doesnt like it and wants to memory hole it. its not as if hes proud of it or anything.
i think the vr sex thingie having updates had more to do with immersion. like people would look down at their crotch and be like "dude wheres my balls???" which is why they added genitals back in. i think the sex part was built into the marriage feature. as a safety feature, you cant molest people you were into a relationship with or something. a red error box would repel you i think?
tl;dr: no premarital sex allowed

>>30073073
Of all the places for someone to reference Jonathan Pageau...
Goddamnit, /vt/.

9 minutes till Nowa!!!!

>>30073105
With god, anything is possible

>>30073071
not if i rape correct you first

The old funnies please, Vesp-sama.

Since we are vestfriends we are just cool guys wearing a copy of his vest

>>30073199
I hope it actually moves this time, he hasn't used the image that somebody gifted him on Twitter yet

>>30073227
That's not an old meme! It's only... over fifteen years old

>>30073073
>let their be light
ESL hands wrote this

>>30073105
Mag may have a potion for that. And it will go horribly, horribly regis

>>30072990
wow a straight man that is attracted to women?
YOURE A FUCKING UNICORN

So who are the specific audiences for each of the boys? Axel is obviously getting the JOPs and himbofags, Nowa the /g/autists. What about Magni and Regis?

>>30073272
This reminded me, none of the boys got a mascot design or anything, huh?

>>30073120
I don't remember ANY of this shit and I did try to read the web novel

>>30073356
for what we learned from today's stream
they all share pretty much the same audience, Magni being the most popular followed by Vespie

>>30073073
>Dics Sextus
6 HORAS

>>30073356
They're all pretty similar actually with Nowa seeming to be more biased towards men and Magni women.

>>30073356
If any of you faggots call Altare fujobait...

>>30073120
I can see this bit being funny. Living with pixelated genitals must've been shocking
But from the bit of Asuna sex, it reads like a sonic fanfiction from gamegrumps
If reki wrote full on play by play descriptions of moans, friction, "imaginary female orgasms from how awesome kirito is" I just can't start to imagine picking up a sao LN to read

>>30073474

>>30072486
oh my god that's genius yeah i cant seem to see axel as a full on dom top because he's such a good boy he kept calling magni boss and im like ahh god cute...CUTE....also because i mostly delusion myself with leader using magni as an outlet so magni and axel is my way of thinking that magni gets comfort from axel where he gets to play, relax and have fun with him (also because axel is a dumb doggo he just wants his bud to feel better) ooh god my heart...also thinking about magni screaming axel's name is rly activating my neurons rn

>>30073332
I mean fujoshis in particular. Why does knowing a woman gets horny for gay cartoons in her head get me horny for her

>>30073356
Regis gets the schizos

>we have real spoilers and fujofantasy shit behind spoiler tags
AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>30073071
not if i mating press you first anon

>>30072990
>anon finds out he's straight

>>30073613
perverts are cute