/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>29861637

Clown hag

Hag correction.
https://files.catbox.moe/vq0yg5.mp4

>>29873389
Poru!

>>29876472
POV : You're me

>>29876472
Hags are for tender loving not abuse.

Baby-making sex with Virtual YouTuber Shishiro Botan

I want Polka to know just how much I love her...

I need more of this lion in my life.

I just wanna hear her laugh again

>>29882189
POCHI HATE
POCHI HATE
POCHI HATE

>>29874278
I love the little belly button window, that's a nice touch.

>>29882189
She's going to be back soon, I hope.
We can only wait, and hopefully she's going to be okay.
But enough sadness, post hags.

Impregnating a hag and giving her the happy family life she deserves is my biggest goal in life

>>29885110
Same
>ywn comfort her when her hormonal mood swings get the best of her
>ywn go to the conbini at 1am cause your hagwife has pregnancy cravings
>ywn rub her tight belly to relieve the pressure
>ywn help her pump her tits to get rid of the excess milk
>ywn sneak a sip of her milk in the fridge out of curiosity, liking the taste
>ywn put it in your coffee/cereal, getting an erection everytime you sit down for dinner
>ywn nurse her yourself in bed while she runs her fingers through your hair calming you down

>>29886353
Hololive Summer is going to kill me.

>>29873389
What would your oshi say if >>29844512 were true?

>Oh yeah? Well this one says he can end my menopause!

Remember that it'd be great if we submit PROMOs, billboards and Hypevideos for VTL3. If you know something about video editing or photoshop please consider doing it

>>29887910
During the time of birth all most men can do is pace around nervously and hoping for the best. It's not like they don't want to be there but realistically most of us would get in the way of professionals.

>>29887910
>ywn help her pump her tits to get rid of the excess milk
Is that real?

>>29890402
Yes anon. Breasts produce milk and, if not removed, causes them to painfully swell. Depending on how much the child drinks, and they produce, they'll often need to pump out the extra, which is either thrown out, or refrigerated for bottle use later.

>>29890845
>refrigerated
Not on my watch, I'm milking my wife daily.

>>29890845
And yet women complain about baby formula shortage when they have two factories right with them

>>29892545
Some women choose not to breastfeed, some produce too little

>>29890845
im lactose intolerant
but i costco box of 180 pills
lets do this

>>29892723
Choosing not to breastfeed is pretty retarded desu
>>29892906
Lactose intolerant people can still drink breast milk.

>>29892723
The inability to do so is the minority. In history other women who recently had a baby were asked to step in if someone else was incapable of it and there even was sympathy for them since the inability to feed your kid was shameful, Men even went hungry in favor of feeding their wife and children.

>>29893674
>other women who recently had a baby were asked to step in if someone else was incapable of it
And where known as "Wet Nurses".

>>29895138
*were

>>29892723
Choosing not to do so is a problem created by modern age making women think they are "too good" to do what nature intended. While they praise manufactured organic scams on facebook

>>29893674
>>29893006
>>29892723
>>29892545
You're all ignoring that it's more likely a problem with the kid than the mommy milk.

>>29898368
Breast milk is pretty much just fat, protein and nutrients. No person has trouble with them.

>>29898677
You're misunderstanding. The breast milk is not nutritionally sufficient for the kid because of some deficiency and they'll suffer from something like chronic wasting.

>>29886353
why is there a tesla logo at near her pussy?

https://files.catbox.moe/016gnv.jpeg

I love Poru

I have no hag and I must breed

>>29876472
oh no I hope I don't get dom loss'd haha

I want to cuddle and love a hag

Date with my half-elf hag wife.

>>29926673

>>29926900
ah i forgot this one, idk dont ban me
>>29926789

Lactating hags
Sweaty hags
Muscled hags
Perverted hags
Friendly hags
Cold hags
Need hag....

>>29890138
Not to mention there’s a chance you might faint in the birthing room if you’re let in

Hag GF

>>29890845
>thrown out
You can make so much with mommy milk
>ywn have your coworkers jealous of how good your cookies taste at the work potluck, not knowing the secret ingredient is your hagwife’s rich nutritious milk

>>29887910
>>ywn put it in your coffee/cereal, getting an erection everytime you sit down for dinner
Jesus anon, I never thought eating breakfast could be this hot

Visual comparison of average western male height with the shortest hag

>>29927857
Watame milk the breakfast of champions

https://files.catbox.moe/biexjw.webm

>>29928864
I can probably make the same video but with Botan considering how large my Botan gallery is but I don't know about the music choice

>>29928864
Very good choice of music.
>>29929394
Bryce Fox - Horns

>>29929961
I was thinking more of cheri cheri lady from modern talking

>>29930340
If we go that way, may i suggest Killer Queen.

>>29930515
Seconded for Killer Queen

>>29930515
Yeah i love this suggestion
>>29930960
>filename
Doubleganger?

>>29931266
Probably got it from you lol. If I download a file and it has the girls name I usually keep it otherwise I name it similar to pic related

>>29927659
Only if you're a pussy.

>>29931900
Nice digits, good post and great image

Which hag would unintentionally neglect you but make up with it by pampering you with love?

>>29933840
Probably Botan.

Why do you guys love hags? Did you love them before vtubers or did they changed you worldview?

>>29934972
How can she be this cute all the time
>>29935150
Before vtubers. To me it came naturally both with age and my previous experiencies with dating women in their 20s and a roastie here and there.

>>29935150
I've always preferred older women.

>>29890788
Married woman love! I'm kinda worried about her recent tweets in her sub account, i really hope she'll take a long break after the La priere concert...

>>29890845
Or if you’re in the Kabukicho area, there’s a lactation bar that you can get a shot of milk from an irl jp hag for 2,000 yen or if you want to suck it straight from her mommy milkers, it’s 5,000 yen to go in the back and do it while she comforts you like the good boy you are

>>29927659
>he won’t hold his hagwife’s hand, comforting her as she pushes

>>29935150
I had a thing for hags since childhood. Girls my age were mostly annoying, loud and obnoxious so the only women I got along with during that time were 30+ year old's mature women. Even when I befriended some good girls during middle and high school, I never found myself being attracted to them, they were either too gross or too annoying. That's when i decided that I should probably settle with hags.

>>29935150
I've always had a soft spot for older women and I would prefer to trust them with all my worries than I would for women my age.

>>29935150
I'm also a cunnychad, so I think I just fucking hate women my own age

>>29937614
Would not recommend. Not only women generally dislike the fact that you are seeing them while they are giving birth, you will 90% end up with broken hand.

uoooooooooh tanned elf hag

>>29940414
>supporting your partner is a bad thing

>>29941031
Tanned half-elf hag tits and ass erotic UOOOOOOOOOH

Would you be able to satisfy your hag if she were multiplied by 3?

>>29940414
>you will 90% end up with broken hand.
Maybe for you with your weakass hands

>>29942119
Three is barely stretching it, make that a six and my balls might be drained on day 1

>>29942119
I'll either succeed or die trying.

>>29942119
...Time to find out.

hag in a tricycle

>>29942119
I'm confident in my stamina and the ability to stay hard even after nutting multiple times. I'll give it my best shot. Literally.

>>29942119
Sure
One to get ridden while fingering the other two with either hand as they give me an irl binaural moaning asmr
Trade off as many times needed

>>29947320
They see me rollin
They hatin
Salaryman don’t like me cause I’m over 30

>>29949482
i want to roll with
the youngsters
but so far they all think im to hag and 30!

>>29949482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw

Sorry. Been busy last few days and tonight will be no different. Have hags been cute?

>>29951679
>Have hags been cute?
The hags are always cute.

>>29951858
I require further proofs.

>>29952203
Gaze upon this cutie then.
>Verification not required.

>>29952203
Proofsies

>>29953236
>>29953622
Okay, I'll believe you this time.

Jesus Yuuppi thats a hot fennec
https://twitter.com/yuu_roro/status/1554940466474278912

non holo hags welcome?

>>29957363
Yes.

>>29957363
All hags are welcome

I did an oopsie and forgot to count Marine in the roster. Because of that I included Amiya. Sorry for giving hope to Amiyabros. But Marine will play. Better luck next time

whats the age range for hags?

>>29957363
Yeah
You can never have too much Toko btw
>>29958671
Hags are 30+

>>29959251
aight so 50+ is fine

>>29959251
I love thar cerberus

>>29960113
Sucks she won’t do asmr
Her voice is perfect for that

>>29958317
Anyways It seems she's a player in the vrt team so it's not so bad

>>29959344
40-55 is my ideal age range irl, but there are very few chuubas in that range.

>>29957638
>>29957363
NijiEN hag love!

>>29961525
unknownorchid is the only one I know thats in that age range, shes 54 I believe

>>29961758

>>29961930
Having an age difference fetish in your mid thirties fucking sucks.

>>29962293
fakepope might be there, I cant tell, shes asian so she could be 28 or 65

>>29962293
literally me. life was good in the late teens-mid 20s, but it would have been real nice if i was that age right now.

>>29961945
>all hags are welcome
>except for this one because... just because, okay?!
it's all so tiresome.

Reminder not to reply to Ninaposter

>>29963519
>>29963129
literally proving the point
what the fuck has this woman done to you, /hag/?

>>29963769
Flies around the world to fuck men but not to visit her genmates lmao.

>>29964490
t. doesn't know how niji works

>>29964490
if you aren't using your popularity for sex tourism, are you really a human?

>>29964490
Isn't it better that she's proving her heterosexuality at least unlike some openly lesbian holos?

>>29965258
where do you think you are? if they're a lesbian, that means other men's penises have a significantly less chance of being inside my oshi. this means i still have a chance of claiming her purity

>>29965564
>chuuba
>purity

>>29965258
I'm not like this faggot >>29965564
I just have an orientation play fetish so openly hetero hags are a step below.

>>29935150
Similar to everyone else, I've always liked older people in general and felt dissociated from my own god awful generation (you can guess which) since highschool. This molded my taste in women as well till I realized that all of my favorite vTubers were much older than me and I naturally just have an attraction to hags. Now I'm sitting here wishing to save one and share all kinds of love with a mature woman

>>29940414
What a roundabout way to let us know you're queasy faggot who won't hold strong for his wife in a time of need lmao

>>29948660
Dick got hard just reading this
I need it

Hag buttjob from the drawthread
>>29954168

>>29944208
green (me)

>>29966820
Do your reps, unironically. By the time you become fluent, Chocosen would become hag. There is still time, fren.

>>29969985
Reminds me of this

Why can't soratomos and lunaitos see reality?

>>29969985
>>29972101
Why are buttjobs so underrated bros?

>>29936461
She always doomposts about work. July was apparently really busy as well. Still, she was up to a 5 hour karaoke stream on Sunday so I think she's doing alright.

Sexual intercourse with mature women

>>29974942
PROOFS NOW

My wet dream

>>29982603
Don't let Lamy see this

>>29979276
>hololive_reine_148
What about the rest of them?

>>29969985
God bless drawfags

Imagine

>>29970273
>Chocosen
Not a very good choice to wait for but I think I see what you're saying. If there's no one left, here's to hoping people around my age have wised up and become decent women

>>29995965
Looks like I'm going to be a cunny enthusiast (T0T)

>>29995965
Stop posting my daughter here

>>29995965

All hags are the best

>>29969985
>Ultrakill
Based

>>30000000
hag love

>>30000000
Hagbros?!

>>30000000
This one's for you Abe-san.
>Verification not required.

>>30000247
>>30000259
>>30000394
Hagbros, how do we keep winning?

Here, have my hag.
https://clips.twitch.tv/TenderLaconicMelonCeilingCat-7RggBQqx6m_AXKaT

>>30002270
The Hagchad’s Creed
This is my hag. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My hag is my best friend. She is my life. I must master her as I must master my life.
Without me, my hag is useless. Without my hag, I am useless. I must fuck my hag true. I must fuck straighter than my enemy who is trying to cuck me. I must get him before he gets me. I will ...
My hag and I know that what counts in life is not the rounds I fire inside her, the noise of our lovemaking, nor how many kids we make. We know that it is eachother that counts. We will fuck ...
My hag is human, even as I [am human], because she is my life. Thus, I will learn her as a husband. I will learn her weaknesses, her strength, her kinks, her fetishes, her likes and dislikes. I will keep my hag clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ...

>>30004919
7.62 mm Full Metal Jacket

Furea love.

>>30004919
...I've never seen FMJ. There's actually hundreds of classics I haven't. I only just watched the Costner Robin Hood for the first time last month.

>>29892545
Blame Nestle's multi-decade multi-billion dollar propaganda campaign that had the goal of scaring women from breastfeeding because of their baby formula being 'better' and 'safer'.
Thus when they have this issue with tainted stocks people lose their minds.
Although it's the same Corpo which thinks having clean water to drink is a 'luxury'

>>29935150
Blame /d/ and the Venus/MILF threads.
Hag models tend to hit a lot of the YES buttons too.
Also they're women close to my age

>>30008376
Shout out to the time they donated a bunch of formula to women in Africa but only gave enough to last a few months which forced the already poverty stricken to buy formula.

>>29935150
This has been asked before so I'll give the same answer.
I blame the (90% Western) media I grew up watching. The original CSI started in 2000 while I was going through puberty and one of the detectives (Willows) was a single mother in her late 40s, and God DAMN.

>>29935150
The first time I felt love for a woman was when I meet one of my step brother's gfs. She was well into her 40's and was just the sweetest girl to ever exist.

I was 14. I'm 21 now. I don't think I'll ever let go.

>>30004919
Now we need a voocaro with this

>>30004919
You forgot the last part

Before the honorable Abe Shinzo, I swear this creed. My hag and I will repopulate the country. We are the masters of the birthrate. We are the saviors of our lives.
So be it, until all hags are bred and there is no enemy, but peace!

>>30015198
Updated
The Hagchad’s Creed
This is my hag. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My hag is my best friend. She is my life. I must master her as I must master my life.
Without me, my hag is useless. Without my hag, I am useless. I must fuck my hag true. I must fuck straighter than my enemy who is trying to cuck me. I must get him before he gets me. I will ...
My hag and I know that what counts in life is not the rounds I fire inside her, the noise of our lovemaking, nor how many kids we make. We know that it is eachother that counts. We will fuck ...
My hag is human, even as I [am human], because she is my life. Thus, I will learn her as a husband. I will learn her weaknesses, her strength, her kinks, her fetishes, her likes and dislikes. I will keep my hag clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ...
Before the honorable Abe Shinzo, I swear this creed. My hag and I will repopulate the country. We are the masters of the birthrate. We are the saviors of our lives.
So be it, until all hags are bred and there is no enemy, but peace!

Record breaking hag.

>>30024372
Stuffing my face in Botan's pussy in the morning as a cute little SSRB!

>>30024835
>waking up buried in Buttons's pubic mane
Quite understandable.

>>30026847
How is she so perfect bros.

>>30027343
Around elves watch yourselves or else you might find yourself falling for one

>>30027343
It's the gap moe.She seems like a cool-type hag at first, and then you realize she is very cute.

This Flare looks odd...

>>30000000
Hadn't realized we claimed quite a victory recently

>>30031204
Looks perfectly normal to me.

>>30029516
or else you might find yourself falling for one
It's far too late for this one.
>>30030477
I guess so. But the gap moe was way stronger with her original outfit. Her redisign much better represents how she actually is.

>>30032292 (me)
Forgot the pic.

>>30032292
Obligatory fuck China post

>>30032106
I'm not so sure she looks like a certain jester

Highschool freshman x christmas cake wife so that when you're 20 shes a hag
Yay or nay?

>>30053051
pretty sure that could imply shota territory so that'd be a no from me unfortunately I'm actually experiencing that bc I'm pretty sure a lot of hags I'm into have near 5-15 years over me in age

>>29928864
I am going to make this but for Botan. Hag chads I need your best images

>>29928864
images going by a bit too fast, can't appreciate them but good job regardless, damn I've been appreciating mio more and mio. Truly a goddess hag

>>30070535

>>30070535
I'd offer up my storage by twatter is shit at archiving so the older artwork that I've liked is completely gone now. Fucking pabjeets. I managed to find some stuff tho

hag featuring trigger discipline

Aki and AZKi will be doing an acoustic live collab on Aki's channel on 8/8 at 20:30
https://twitter.com/akirosenthal/status/1555381374575869953

>>29879002
It's not abuse if they consent

>>30081835
maybe it's just me be i get the feeling they might "consent" to some of that stuff just to make you happy or try to fill some gaps in their life by achieving some gratification high from trying stuff in the bedroom. Traditional breeding will always be the best

>>30082558
I mean, it's not like you can't combine breeding with other activities. And it ultimately depends on the individual, some hags are kinkier than others.

>>30078882
Ridiculous breasts

This thread just became /poi/ for the last 2 hours

>>30085422
polmao

>>30070535
I could drop a zip file with my Botan folder

>>30085422

>>30087221
/poi/ is the name of Botan thread.

>>30070535

>>30087221
>>30087923
It comes from this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0eyJG0o44M

>>30087923
Think about it again, it's been a while since we have standalone /poi/, /nui/, and /mion/ on this board

>>30088181
Holy shit I'm stupid. I thought it said /pol/ not /poi/.

>>30078020
My wife and daughter look so good in this picture

I love this hag so much.

>>30070535

>>30070535

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQc8DRQJAA8

hag dog

>>30070535
I'm already working on a video like this but with Botan, the only reason why I haven't finished it yet is because I've been having a tight schedule lately

Hag love

>>30082558
>>30082828
nothing like breeding a hag who's in suspension bondage

>My hag GF will be on a long hiatus due to family and Comiket
How can I survive without her...

>>30070535
>>30094015
Remember, no repeat images.

>>30096615
The house cat in the body of a lioness

>>30096615
Aiming the laser at my dick

>>30104431
So basically a hag Okayu

I want love
I want sex
I want HAGS

>>30112165
You need lovely hag sex.

>>30111256
Except no lewd tier 3 asmr

>>30114230
She mentioned once on stream that she really wanted to do an agressive/physical punishment asmr for ssrb but she doesnt know even where to start
So maybe Okayu/Noel/Lamy can give her tips on mic setup

>>30115405
>hagdom ASMR

>>30116575
Reminds me of that Polka image on her topping you....imagine hearing that scenario or something comforting in asmr form....

>>30116637
Pol sure is cute

>>30115405
>agressive/physical punishment asmr
I would cum literal truck loads worth of semen if she actually does this

>>30119115
>cum literal truck loads worth of semen
Think about the generations worth of children that have left our bodies, forever lost and unable to rejuvenate those dusty eggs...

>>30120237
A man's biggest regret, all those semen we busted to hags could've been used to fertilize them...

>>30119115
Wish hags did more asmr period
Mel even did full on h asmr with hot moans for dlsite under her rm

>>30116813

>>30123553
there's also the other one of her saying she'll teach you everything

>>30123941
I want Poru to teach me...

>>30122933
I keep hearing about this and i've yet to find it. Very elusive

>>30125163
You may need to become Nene then

Should my future hagtuber model have details that show that appearance of being older? Or is just knowing that I'm in my 30s what matters

>>30125721
Just make your avatar look like you

>>30125371
https://japaneseasmr.com/tag/rika/

Now wait a second, what's this about Polka being a hag? I thought she was just somewhat unattractive, but if she's an older woman this changes everything. EVERYTHING.

>>30125721
There's a sad lack of mature looking hagtubers. I say go for it

>>30125721
I don't think that's necessary (unless it's a cunny model). For me a hag's allure it's mostly a mix of her voice and mannerisms. Bonus points if you've got a deep sex voice.

>>30126277
Steamy hag...

>>30126277
>steam
That's not how it works but i do like it

>>30126206
Polka's in her mid 30's

>>30126277
I really want to crawl up to Botan on all fours and lick her pussy clean like a good boytoy I am.

>>30127186
>that's not how it works
It does in really cold nights and if your body is hot. I remember once evening I went to the bathroom after training and I could see steam when I opened my pants

>>30126409
>>30127186
>>30127387
may i interest you in my personal edit i made for... reasons

https://files.catbox.moe/eidbi6.jpg

>>30127672
I appreciate the effort.

>>30127672
>bush
I AM FUCKING DIAMONDS RIGHT NOW

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX, FURAAAAA SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

Fellas?

>>30126206
>Implying hags are just unattractive older women

>>30125721
I personally believe hags are defined by their characteristic traits as well as their physical stature, but if you could detail a mature body for your model that'd be a cherry on top

>>30125721
As long as it isn't a cunny model it's fine because your personality will be the main point. There is no one pre-made mold to copy yourself after