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Luxiem hako oshi! Cute op!

shugur high school sweethearts LOVE

Thank you for making the thread. Vox love!

NijiWriters collab when....

Sonny LOVE!

All of Ike’s Impulse tickets have sold out in just about an hour. A little longer then Luca’s tickets… well done Quilldren.

>>30028480
Way shorter, actually. Luca took about 3 hours to sell out.

>>30027010
HAHA yeah mine are usually a little too tame for my liking, when the boys make appearances either I can't really get "close" to them or they occupy a random background role like a friend would. I guess that's better than nightmares or not having them show up at all though

>>30028611
>>30028480
So which is it

>>30028841
I’ve been tracking the tickets all week, Ike has the record.

>>30028611
I thought it was 40 minutes

>>30029143
I was tracking based on the first 6 slots. Luca took 40 mins for that, Ike took about 30.

>>30028480
i didnt know ike had NA fans because his stream times are pretty early for them

I've found a skeb artist I like, but now I'm at a lost at how to communicate what I want drawn and also just overall anxious about it since it'll be my first commission request ever.

>>30030810
JSL here. My grammar skills are nonexistent, but I'm comfortable enough in my vocab skills that if you tell me what you want I can at least help you communicate what you want in a way the artist will understand without weird misunderstandings due to using words or phrases wrong.

https://twitter.com/KyoKanek0/status/1555288027764850688?t=zk-ByOdqPcW10gWsylySmA&s=19
If my nigga is swapping pokemon out for Detroit today im excited to see the ending frfr

https://twitter.com/KyoKanek0/status/1555288027764850688
If my nigga is swapping pokemon out for Detroit today im excited to see the ending frfr (reposted because I forgot the shared url has trackers in it sadge)

Impulse M&G sellout times update (based on the first 6 timeslots)
Vox: ~2.5 hours
Mysta: ~ 3.5 hours
Luca: ~ 40 mins
Ike: ~ 30 mins

Ike seems to have a ton of west coast NA fans.

https://youtu.be/BUfGVOUyZ5Y
aster's live! his stressed out noises are very cute.

mysta having to tardwrangle his underage esl fans...
https://twitter.com/Mysta_Rias/status/1555306379241480195

>>30033942
Mystakes stop being underage esl twittertards challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]

>>30033942
I can’t believe he had to spell it out like this… He just doesn’t personally want to see it, it doesn’t mean he’s disallowing anyone from making it, nor can he stop anyone from making it. Maybe at one point he was cool with it, but he’s grown a lot as a creator and a person and that’s just not for him anymore. Fucking ESLs man…

I feel like this might all just be taking the long way around to the JP vtuber shipping culture which is just “don’t let them see it at all, it’s not for them” by blocking the livers and keeping shit behind passwords and lists, especially with explicit works.

Can the brits please change their streaming times so they don't have to tolerate dumb esls anymore. they said they don't care about numbers now so it's only beneficial at this point.

>>30033942
God... I love mysta so much, he was my first oshi and I will forever be a mystake, but holy fuck! He should NOT have to tardwrangle just because he thinks it's weird to see himself rawdogging his coworkers... what a fucking circus.

>>30034965
bigmonkeman37... my people yearn for freedom

>>30033942
The consequence of attracting underage ESLs in his audience. First Vox having to tardwrangle them TWICE, and now Mysta. I haven't even seen any hate comments but I can imagine how bad it must be for the ones he sees. There's even retards still misinterpreting him and saying people should stop making NSFW art of him.

It'll be a long process but hopefully that means less and less minors will be watching them now.

>>30035362
my kamioshi bigmonkeman37 has an out at least, he's just gonna play games and won't have sc to worry about... Mystakes, is his twitch chat any better?

Fufuchan commented on some new Knovid art!

https://twitter.com/Fulgur_Ovid/status/1555251125103857669

>>30035362
bigmonkeman37... coming home to what will hopefully be comfy na hours....

>>30035809
That torture scene vp really was sex...

>>30035809
wife's rape fantasy with sexcat uuoohhh

Stupid cute wife and his stupid cute laugh ToT

>>30035809
He must go through his ship tags, cute

Still 2 and a half hours 'til the next male stream (that I'm interested in) so time to catch up on some VODs! I'm watching Milord's Smash stream where Box Tenshi first shows up.

>>30033942
Idiots. That's still some trying to say Mysta is not wanting any NSFW at all. At least now maybe people can tag ships properly. I hope this doesn't dry out his NSFW tag even further though because of people still misunderstanding even though it's so clear.

>>30029133
>>30029236
Everytime i see how my blue novelist man is actually quite popular, it makes me equal parts of amazed and confused honestly. A lot of times he's just come across as homely little boy with specific, niche appeal that somehow feels tailor made for me.
I am happy for him, though! Go get them bucks, my guy. For quilldren who will meet him, hope you have an amazing time!

>>30038571
The tag right now is just Mysty and ESLs rewriting the tag... I'm so tired of mysty cosplays I want more foxboy...

>>30038571
Unfortunately, a large ESL fanbase makes it really hard to get things across. I appreciate him wanting to be transparent about finding NSFW ship art personally uncomfy, but damn if wording it like that doesn't make it really easy for it to get twisted, especially with language differences. If he'd just emphasized that he'd appreciate it if people used the tags correctly so people didn't have to see it in other tags, he might have generated less confusion/outrage/etc...

i missed sexcat's early morning zatsu... ah. maybe it was for the best. his morning voice is such a departure from his normal streaming voice that watching it live would've destroyed me

Curious, do any of you here ship yourselves with the vtuber? What's your opinions on that?

KINDREDS IF YOURE /HERE/
I kneel.
Thank you for you and your oshi inspiring mine.

>>30040781
one of the most popular thread subjects is self inserting being horny towards the characters. are you asking if we're delusional enough to think we can actually be with them? no
>>30041050
what happened?

>>30040781
Ship myself with a vtuber? That’s like, wack bro. I would totally never do that, fr…

>>30040781
i am a yumejo yes

>>30040781
No I like to whore him out but I'm lesbian and completely detached unless I'm playing voyeur. I do have a bit of a crush on Selen though so I guess I do kind of do it? And it's find as long as people don't go full schizo with it

Wife in Aster's stream talking about BL

talking about BL summoned fulgur on aster's stream and he's going off

>>30041050
I’m happy you guys get to have what we do. Hopefully she asks vox for tips.

KEK at the main thread instantly crumbling under the weight of sexy asmr. how many are still left in their high horses now? we're all base animals here.

>>30040781
I sometimes imagine luca fucking my ass hard if that counts. I don't do it with my oshi because I like to see him getting dick

oh my god it's pogman

WIFE CRUMBS AAAAAAAA pogman here too now

WUCA IN ASTER'S STREAM

Fuuchan and Luca? Thank you so much

>>30040781
Sometimes I like to imagine/fantasize about being a relationship or having sex with certain livers for fun. But I prefer fujoposting way more and would rather think about them fucking eachother as opposed to myself.

Luca's laugh makes me so happy

wuca love!

>>30040781
no, but i've never yume'd in my life so it's not vtuber-exclusive. people can do what they want as long as they don't disrupt the vtubers themselves.

I was too busy seeing what feesh was doing that I missed the entrance of Fuuchan and Boss, my beloveds.....

Luca you say the "just x 4head" all the time

>>30040781
Yes, as long as its not gachi/unicorns level its just good fun. We post about it all the time here.

my wife the glass cannon... all his skill points in atk and no def...

>>30040781
I do. I know I'll never be in a relationship with him, I don't delude myself into thinking I am, he just makes me feel... comfortable, I guess? His streams make me feel all warm inside, even when he's being a dork, or malding, or making silly obscure meme references, it all makes me wanna love and support him even more. It's just nice to imagine myself with a boyfriend like him... I do feel bad about it, though, since I know being parasocial is bad and wrong, and I know I shouldn't feel this way, so I feel guilty about feeling this way. It doesn't help that this is the only place I've seen people who are yumejo towards the livers. I've never seen other people feel the way I feel towards him...And I respect the fujoposting, shipping other livers together just isn't my thing personally, so I often feel generally left out in that regard as well.

>>30042134
Oh shit, I do that too. That’s pog as fuck bro.

>>30041050
Congrats you guys! I wish Milord was on right now doing similar.
>>30041114
Finana doing stuff in a asmr stream that Vox always gets trashed over.

I will not go one day without thinking about brothers that.

>>30042352
dont feel guilty anon, most people dont openly share theyre a yume for vtubers because it crosses that weird boundary anyways. also nothing wrong with being parasocial as long as youre aware and dont go schizo. i commission yume type art and a lot of artists have been asked by others for those type of commissions, its just kept hidden. i also want to find a boyfriend like my oshi...

>Just embrace the Luca
Oh I wish I could Fulgur

>>30040238
You share my pain. I don't even bother going into the NSFW tags anymore it's all just genderbends. It's making me hate their genderbend voices even more.

Catboy aster makes me want to fill his hole somehow I dont know what this effect is

>>30043107
I don't WANT the genderbends anymore... I just want cock on my timeline!

>>30042713
Thank you so much. I'm always afraid to talk about it, but knowing there's like-minded people here definitely helps relieve some of the stress. If you don't mind me asking, who's your oshi? I'm sure you'll luck out and find the one for you, anon.

https://youtu.be/qpizqmvUYiI
my lil nigga is on the telly

>>30043660
we all just want a little comfort! my oshi is luca and thank you, he honestly reminds me a lot of a very old highschool crush/best friend i had

>>30042443
Watch them still be fucking hypocrites about it saying Vox is only good for "coombait ASMR" and does nothing else meanwhile it's okay if a female does it. I swear these people make me wanna go full femcel and make me want to start going around saying I hate men.

>my iq is 0, have you heard the things i said
>what do you mean? youre smart
i agree aster

thank you luca for bringing out wife's motherly side

>>30042352
Honestly I could have typed out your post with my own hands, I'm the same way. I spend a lot of time daydreaming and have trouble maintaining IRL relationships, so even though it's not healthy to idolize my oshi he still feels larger than life, and honestly I'm fine with being delusional. That doesn't mean I'd go out of my way to try and cross any boundaries or go schizo of course, I'm just content with my own fantasies and the parasocial crumbs I get from him. I'm sure there's a lot more people in our boat than we think!

>>30043931
Agreed, I've really needed it lately... That's very sweet! Luca's always a lot of fun, I don't blame you for feeling that way. He does give off very "boy next door" vibes. My oshi, the one I was talking about, was Ike. He's so my type it hurts...

>>30040238
Yeah. It is getting a bit much. At least his chat doesn't ask him to do Mysty voice very often.
>>30040324
>If he'd just emphasized that he'd appreciate it if people used the tags correctly so people didn't have to see it in the other tags
This so much. And then it could have probably help to clean up the other tags as well... Maybe sometime in the future, if even more tardwrangling is needed

>>30044354
what did he do I missed.....

>>30044552
I know he established a cosplay tag at one point, did he put it into action?

>>30042352
Don’t feel bad anon. I’ll be honest, this thread has actually made me more comfortable with having yume thoughts and feelings as opposed to solely fujoshi stuff like I used to be. Now I catch myself day dreaming about my oshi and I to make me happy. Embrace your affection and feel free to share it. I’m sure others here will appreciate and enjoy hearing about it, and might even relate

>>30044430
hope we both continue to find comfort in them! he's really sweet, im sure you'll find someone like him too

>>30044654
talked about how he used to think hashbrowns were fish, and fuuchan went, "because they're both battered?"

>>30044717
I'm a fujo through and through and I love reading about the yume dreams and fantasies here. They're always so passionate and detailed. Yumejos are critical to this thread being comfy!

>>30044965
Yes! Fuuchan immediately went to empathizing and understanding where Luca was coming from. Wife is the best mom.

>>30043660
Oh I can relate to this very much!

>>30040781
No, I say I love him very much, but it's all in a platonic way. In the most cut-dry way I can describe it, I don't care to self-insert in any media I consume for entertainment, not just vtubers. So I don't care for any yume-anything, y/n fanfiction, all that. If others want to, I don't care, they're free to like what they like. I just curate my own experience and pass by and ignore what I don't like or care for.

>>30031926
It seems Luxiem has a bigger EN fanbase that one could think. Really impressive

>>30044965
cute....

>>30045135
every time he does this my heart does a little squeeze. or when he went along with mysta's drunk driving bit in the outlast stream. my wife deserves to mother all the children he wants

>>30045369
im glad so people stop saying theyre not big enough in NA for more events to happen here

luca...

>wait... pen island is penis land
>Wife Kettle

LMAO OH MY GOD LUCA!

>>30044061
it's already happening
>>30042637

>>30045636
>>30045596
I'm certain Luca has told a joke about it on stream before

>>30045676
I..... hate this. I hope people like this stay 100 feet away from me.

>>30045872
if he lied, it was worth it for fuuchan's daipan and kettle laugh

>>30045676
Like fucking clockwork. I'm going to actually start using the word "incel" I fucking hate these hypocritical faggots.

>>30045676
"just being a normal sexy girl" bro what does that even MEAN

I'm glad I can yumepost with sisters in peace here. Especially with fujosisters because some are really aggressive that anything just yaoiposting in other places. It's been a while since I've had fun posting and talking like this with other fans, I love you all!

>>30045676
I made that post lol it wasn't even meant to be a dig at Vox

>>30045977
i don't know why it's so hard for them to admit they're horny without trying to find a justification for it, who the fuck cares. they sound the same as the underage twittards they like to hate.

>>30046186
love you too kindred!

>>30046186
>that anything just yaoiposting in other places
about anything that isn't yaoiposting in other places*, how did I even type that sentence...
>>30046268
Thanks lucub!

>>30046186
much love!! yumeposting or fujoposting, when it boils down to it we're all just here to share our excitement and appreciation for our oshis.

>>30046186
Yume & Fujo Love! We can all enjoy the boys together here, however works best for us.

>>30044398
>>30044717
>>30044918
>>30045012
>>30045241
I don't even know what to say, thank you all so much for the kind words. I wasn't even expecting a response, let alone this many. I appreciate it, I've had a crappy day so this is making me feel a bit better. I hope you all have a good day/evening/night wherever you are.

<3

>>30046609
cute anon

>>30046186
same, i don't treat it differently than lusting over a celebrity, as long as you're not schizo enough to try to pierce the veil just enjoy cooming to your anime ken doll and watch streams

>>30046186
(I'm a mystake but I dont have any cute images of them but) Love you too Kindred!

luca has been quiet for a while, is he just eating or afk

>>30046609
Ah! I hope your days get better anon! Feel free to talk about your oshi anytime.

>>30040781
I mean I love Mysta in the kind of way where I'd like to date him. I don't draw myself with him or anything but the feeling is there.
It's funny because when Mysta first debuted I was convinced he was a fag. Pretty much everyone was. I was an exclusive fujo back then so finding out he wasn't really shocked me and in a particularly schizophrenic kind of way temporarily ruined some of his appeal to me. It didn't help that his attempts at BFE using Rias were cringeworthy at best and there generally wasn't the idea that you'd watch Mysta as a surrogate boyfriend imprinted in anybody's heads. But times changed, Mysta opened up more to his chat emotionally and well, suddenly I'm a lot less interested in fudgepacking.

>>30046841
I think he said his mom was calling him?

It feels so warm and comforting hearing anons share their love for their oshi and finally finding peace by talking about being a yume in a safe place. I don't know if this is too off topic but would you say your mental health or lifestyle has overall improved or declined after discovering nijisanji EN and your oshi?

>>30047084
oh, thank you!

>>30046186
Love! In the end it all boils down to our love and enjoyment for these livers and the joy they bring us.

>>30047099
its going to turn into blogposting a bit so i apologize. id say my overall mental health has improved a lot after discovering nijien but it improved higher when luxiem debuted honestly. my dad passed away the day after thanksgiving and i had a hard time adjusting for a long time so luxiem debuting was a nice distraction for months, i also kept failing my classes during my spring semester till i just took a semester off and unironically one of luca's random pep talks he had kind of pushed me to take time for myself instead of trying to push through it when i was miserable. sorry for the blogposting again!

>>30046186
I would always strongly dislike yume content only because it's not my thing (before Vox existed, that is) but I would never hate on yumejoshi. Fujo and yumejo solidarity! I love this thread!

Oh wow, I missed some sweet anon LOVE hours earlier. I’ve been involved with reader/self-insert work for a very, very, very long time and I’m so glad we can all come together here to enjoy posting about our oshis, yume and fujo fantasies. I’m thoroughly a yumejo in every sense of the word and I’m glad I can share that with other yumes here and see fujos have a good time as well. It’s especially fun when both groups write stuff together or just bounce ideas off one another. /nenmen/ LOVE!! Milord LOVE!!

>>30047099
I complain about the hours some of my oshi stream at but having a reason to wake up earlier in the morning or sleep at an earlier time has been really nice.

>>30047099
I'd say it's improved. I don't wanna get too personal with this, but when I fully delved into VTubers and NijiEN a few months or so back, I felt really aimless, like I was just sorta here... It took a while until something clicked, and that for me was Ike. I love all of NijiEN, but he's now one of the reasons I get excited for the day. His streams are one of the first things I experience in the morning, and hearing him laugh and banter makes me feel like things are gonna be okay... I'm sorry for turning sappy, he just means a lot to me.

wife...stop talking about toes.....

>>30047099
Mysta actually improved my mental health, because seeing someone who is just like me get so big and achieve so many things makes me motivated to better myself and complete my goals... which sounds so cheesy lol. Also hes just really cute and makes me laugh...

>>30047099
I don't know if it'd count as a mental health or lifestyle improvement, but he has encouraged me to try things outside of my comfort zone and be more mindful of other people's feelings. I wasn't looking for a role model when I started watching his streams but I guess that's kind of what I got.

ike enter aster's vc!

QUILLDREN YOUR WIFE IS IN VC

>>30046437
>>30046526
>>30046781
>>30046791
>>30047187
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>>30047541
LOVE!!!

fuuchan with iluna feels like hes babysitting or a preschool teacher in a good way

>>30048499
i've seen people joke about fuuchan's break being his maternity leave after birthing wave 6

>>30047380
No need to apologize I'm sorry for your loss but I'm glad things are looking better. I personally was in a rough patch last semester at uni and was feeling quite depressed and anxious and didn't want to continue. But since December when I discovered Luxiem I became strangely overall happier, I was looking forward to their streams, enjoying the fanart and fanfiction, getting giddy over merch, like I don't care if I sound like a "consoomer" but I really do feel like I found more reasons to be happy when the world is so shit right now. Anyways, I love Luxiem, NijiEN and my oshis and I'll do my best to find someone who is like them and grow out of my yume ways.

>>30046267
I notice that a lot among incel weebs in general, how they always need to find some sort of justification for liking coomer shit instead of just saying "yeah I like tits". Reminds me of that whole Fire Force fiasco about the useless fanservice cat chick and incels went "nooo she has a personality, there's a backstory for why her clothes rip off!" Or when they pull the whole "the story is good but you just have to get passed the fanservice!!!" Fucking hate male weebs I see why other women avoid them so much now.

>>30048715
thank you, i love them all and i dont mind spending money on the dumbest prices because theyve brought me so much joy

>>30048653
i believe this wholeheartedly now

>>30047099
as someone who is really unstable, it has improved quite a bit! keeps my mind occupied and get to laugh more often
if you let me blogpost, been dealing with self destructive habits for a while n december was particularly rough on me. a friend showed me mystas tweets thinking they were funny plus a "they look like the idols you like!" comment and felt into a rabbit hole from there. today i can say im not only on a healthy weight, but also i dont remember the last time ive cut. its stupid but its huge for me ;;

>>30047380
>>30048715
>>30049301
In case you didn't hear it today, I'm proud of you guys. I know how tough life can be, but I'm glad you're all still with us and able to enjoy the boys together with us.

>>30047099
It has improved because now I have a reason to not kill myself anymore. I'm still a menhera a lot of the time but I just turn on a video of Milord and feel better hearing his voice and funny monke noises.

>>30049301
Hey anon? I may be another anon but I want you to know that I am REALLY really proud of you. You've come so far and having you here, right now, in this thread is a joy! I'm happy that you're alive and healthy.

>>30049175
I've sent enough in supas I'd probably cringe pretty hard if I actually tried tallying the total, but I have the disposable income to spare so who cares! Part of being an adult is throwing your money at whatever you want because you couldn't as a teenager.

>>30049538
thank you anon, this thread is really nice tonight even if its just being mushy and emotional

my health isn't any better or worse but i do have streamers to watch every day so it's something. people who complain about streams being 'not creative' have never had their favorite fleshtuber just go off the rails completely into doing nothing but watching videos and making a comment or two about them on loop for 4 hours every day. i'm so glad nijien can't do that.
i did start writing fanfiction again, which is at least creative instead of just sitting in front of a computer playing a video game

>>30049538
>>30049634
you are all too sweet and lovely! i hope the rest of anons also know how happy i am for them too
for moments to enjoy our boys and their antics!

>>30047099
Def improved mentally. I've watched a lot of different content creators over the years but nijiEN streams are something I legitimately look forward to and want to keep pushing on each day to see. It's probably a little corny to say they gave me a reason to keep living but honestly it's not far off lol.
where I live and with my insurance it's been an uphill battle trying to get professional help and I feel like the boys help ground me a little bit if that makes sense. Even if I don't have a lot of money to throw at them, when they offer words of encouragement or praise to other supachatters it affects me too. I'm both happy and sad to see a lot of anons here seem to have experienced something similar, but it's really cool just how big of an impact a handful of goofy dudes have had on so many of us.

>>30047099
I feel like overall NijiEN has helped a lot with my daily life by giving me something to look forward to everyday and every week. I found Luxiem during a really awful time, and they made me want to get up and do stuff so I could come home and relax with streams. I wake up at much more reasonable times and take better care of myself, because (even if it’s cringe) I think that is what my oshi would want for me, y’know? NijiEN also encouraged me to start writing and drawing again, something that I felt I couldn’t enjoy anymore, so that’s really nice too. I’m very thankful to the funny anime streamer boys.

wife finds luca so funny.... thank you wuca for making my wife laugh...

>>30051160
Their dynamic is so cute! And so is this art

>>30047099
Honestly I've declined a lot and I think it might be due to him, he'd hate to hear that though so I wont say who

>luxiem collab
>aster,fuuchan,ren,ike and luca interactions
this is a good day so far

>No demon tomorrow
AAAAAAUGHHH, at least I'm trying to improve my mental health by watching anime and playing games again while going through job application hell... Might as well rewatch some demon vods too...

>>30051613
i love the trend of endurance mald games turning into giant totsus with each new wave, too bad we're not late enough for it to be as unhinged as the shu/petra GOI one. i keep that one as a fond memory in my heart, especially since fuuchan is my oshi and i was stressed as fuck around his debut. it was the first time i could really relax and believe he'd be okay with his new family.

>>30051945
We've had a lot of good streams this week so one day off isn't much, but I'll miss him a lot too. At least I'll have errands to keep me busy, and the Dragon asmr to look forward the day after!

>>30052153
i need another drunk malding stream turn into a giant totsu, it always has the best moments

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>>30052176
just holding on... bigmonkeman37 will be with us soon

>>30052817
bigmonkeman37's return is honestly what I'm looking forward to the most right now, I just want him to play whatever he wants and have fun with it.

Spoilered because of negativity and I don't wanna ruin the positivity we just had but the Finana asmr situation just made me really really upset. Not because of the video itself but the fact that people are praising her for doing something further than what Vox did and knowing those exact same incels are the ones who probably shit on Vox and shitposted about him for months makes me irrationally angry. I'm just so tired of seeing this everywhere, having fanservice geared toward women be demonized but having fanservice geared toward males is perfectly okay and deserves justification. They'll probably think she's actually genuine and wants to do more because she likes it but still say that Vox is "pandering" or only does it for money even though he's stated multiple times that he enjoys doing this. Don't get me wrong it's nice that some of them are finally realizing their hypocrisy and saying they get it now but having your oshi shitposted about for months saying all he's good for is """coombait""" asmr while a girl does way worse and gets away with it in these incel's eyes is really upsetting. These same people will misuse terms and generalize entire groups by the bad ones but if you call them an incel they'll lose their minds. I'm gonna go play some games to let off some steam. I can't stand hypocrisy and I'm gonna give myself a break before I go schizo over it. Hope everyone's having a good day/night.

>>30052437
i love those moments the most! maybe what i'm truly parasocial for is the giant friendgroup dynamic.

>>30052817
I just hope I'm able to catch him with new work hours, or else my job will be hearing my oshi bigmonkeman37 talking out loud.

>>30053129
I can imagine how you must be feeling right now, please take care of yourself... I hope you're able to shake this off, I'm sure Milord is just happy he has your support.

damn i forgot ren was in the call lol

>>30053129
I mean, one can do pandering and still like doing that. But yeah, bunch of hypocrites.

>A button?!!?!?
Ren NO

>>30053528
Pretty sure he was muted prepping for stream for a bit.

>>30052817
I love my existing NA-friendly boys, but the thought of being able to watch bigmonkeman37 live in the afternoon or evening… my heart will be so happy.

>>30053129
Have a good night anon, I’m feeling peeved too, but take care of yourself. Keep loving and supporting Vox, especially in spite of these incels

>Ren plays Yoshi
everything makes sense now.

What happened to this dud? People and his peers were hyping him up back then and just randomly disappeared after a month.

>>30055675
Hajimemashite my dear friend

aww luca made a video for mousey's 5 year anniv, cute boy

>>30055675

knovid is hnnnnnnng

>>30057431
the most canon ship, they have an official sex tape!

>>30055675
He doesn't shipbait

YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME HERE SO FEEL AT HOME

Mysta has induced female hysteria within me. I know the treatment, but unfortunately I don't have the supplies to work with.

Luca tiddy

>>30061006
god i wish i was vox

sometimes I wish my oshi can be a little more professional with his statements and stop ranting like a 2view indie on twitter but I guess that's one of his appeals

sex with demon

>>30062892
Mystake....

>>30063124
Demon SEX!

Purple boys in Ren's Mario game.

>>30062892
I just wish he would address all criticism on stream if he has to. When you tweet, you just invite a bunch of uninformed dramafaggots to chime in too.
I know why he does it. It's because he wants immediate validation. It's cute but also very painful.

>>30063124
>>30063302
sex with the sex demon

>>30063407
It's damn if you do and damn if you don't. If you only address issues on streams people would call you cowardly for not making a public post.
Just ignore dramafags because they are miserable beings.

>>30063540
>>30063302
Thinking of him having his way with me... being kind yet deliciously cruel at the same time... need

>>30063366
>purple boy sandwich

>>30063407
>>30062892
It's one of his bad habits, thats for sure, and its best that he should stick to his guns and ignores any backlash as its irrelevant. Yet, in a weird way, this is one of his many charms. my cute menhera gf who can't stop posting on twitter

>>30063366
>Bland Purple with bland Green
Aster Vox collab WHEN

>>30064098
He preaches ignoring dramafags, but he doesn't practice it. He wants to give off the impression that he doesn't care about haters, but then he does shit like this and even wrote a whole rap about them the other day... Having a cute menhera GF is so hard sometimes, bros.

i'm just catching up on aster's vod and the part where wife describes why single dads are based 'they're good with kids, great in family situations. makes everything so powerful. makes it (relationships) so much more sexy, such a stronger emotional connection' ....my room temperature IQ wife, you just described yourself...

>>30064281
The whiplash just makes me hornier

I feel like a yab is gonna happen any second in Ren's stream

>>30065232
What's happening?

>>30065604
too much fujobaiting

>>30065731
>open stream
>ren and uki in call
>"Oh yeah I got something for that right here"
Now this is podracing.

>>30065116
Same, wanting and needing both from him rn. Head not full of much else.

>>30066048
It's cute when Ren apologizes to Aster or Uki for bumping into them or overtaking them desu

>>30066376
after last night's just bros being guys posting all i can think about is me doing that with vox. i forgot about how much i love that trope, 2 inexperienced men in denial fooling around with each other and realizing that they love it

I'm unironically losing sleep over Mysta... So this is the BPD girlfriend experience...

>>30065731
He'll probably say he's uncomfortable with ship shit next despite being incapable of not telling a sex joke for more than 5 minutes.

Here to say the dudes are epic and hey, you’re pretty fuckin epic too. Hope you’re doin well my dude. Stay bussin.

>>30069281
Right back at you kyomie

>>30068683
Why are Kindred like this?

>>30040781
Yes.

>>30033942
He only has himself to blame for this. He deliberately stoked those fires early on in his career knowing that the sister will take the bottom jokes and run full force with them. Maybe he didn't mean for it to get so out of hand and lacked the foresight to see it coming, but he shares some responsibility for these fans running wild.

>>30071185
did you watch the stream? he could have just said "follow the rules and don't post nsfw ship art in my nsfw tags" but he's kinda stupid.

>>30071185
Jesus fucking christ, take your goddamn meds

The meds are wearing off and I want to have my menhera gf stuffed.

>>30073043
this but the other way around

>>30071185
This. He's getting better at tardwrangling but he is the one who started this in the first place. In Mysta's earlier streams he said he looks at shipping art and shows it to Vox so it feels like whiplash to say he's now disgusted by it.

>>30073358
He never said he was "disgusted". Where do you people keep pulling this "disgusted" from?

Reminder to ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags and falseflaggers. Fujoposting is encouraged.

>>30064952
now i'm going to brainrot about how shu is also good with kids... shugur as the cliche single parents meeting when they go pick their kids up from daycare... or maybe shu is much younger and is picking up his niece/nephew and bumps into single dad fuuchan...

>>30073580
Disgustred, gross, foul, detestable, it's all the same feeling. I don't care that he feels that way I'm just saying that it feels odd for him to feel grossed out by it knowing how he forces ships with damn near every male in sight.

https://youtu.be/-aQQww9dSbU?t=11227

my husband is playing fall guys with viewers!
https://youtu.be/UOwfs7hFeuE
https://youtu.be/UOwfs7hFeuE

KEK! I find it hilarious how any unironic demands for brotubers in the main thread is immediately met with a bunch of gayposting.
BROTUBERS THAT

>>30074325
so wholesome! with a bit of added angst onto why fuuchan is a single father.. perfect!

>>30074325
COLLEGE STUDENT SHU PICKING UP HIS NIECE AND BUMPING TO SINGLE MILF (MALE) FUUCHAN uooHHHHHHH
Milf fuuchan pampering shu (fifteen ++ years his junior) sexxxxxxx

>>30074545
This is pure sex. He is so wet for his brother!

>>30074475
>knowing how he forces ships with damn near every male in sight
You don't even watch streams, nigger. It was always Vox and Shoto and maybe Ike once in a while after Vox started that whole love triangle angle. Everyone else he's always just interacted with normally. Shu, Luca, RPR, Merry, Fulgur, the list goes on. It really disgusts me how quick you are to throw Mysta under the bus to make your oshi look better.

>>30074711 (me)
But to be honest my heart says more of a highschooler shu getting the hots for the handsome dilf/milf fuuchan double his age... the adolescent wet dreams, confused feelings, and not-so mature crushes...! fuuchan's understanding gaze at shu's flushed face and offers to "help" him because fuuchan, too, is a lonely lonely man in need of a vigorous young man and his toys aren't doing it for him anymore!!!!! UOOOHHHH

https://twitter.com/Fulgur_Ovid/status/1555336530536923140
FUUCHAN! I will forgive you for not recording a summer VP if it means your future VPs will be pure kino! <3

>>30075210
ex voice pack but with ASMR mic...

>>30074875
You don't watch streams either then or you're a newfag if you didn't know this. I know Mystakes love to deflect and say that everyone just wants to make their oshi look better but there's a reason why you faggots are the punching bag just like your oshi. Mysta has always made dick jokes with other males and you're retarded for pretending not to see it.

>>30075026
ayo Briskuma kinda bussin

>>30074711
shu using his "fuuuuchan" powers to wheedle his way into spoiling fuuchan and fuuchan being extremely embarrassed because of their age gap... he should be the one spoiling shu...

>>30074606
if going for fluff, fuuchan lost his wife in an accident, this can also be used to explain his prosthetics

if going for sex, insert abo where fuuchan gave birth but was abandoned by the baby daddy, or ran away from abuse, and under his choker there's a nasty scar from the broken bond!

>>30075795
>Unironic no u reply
>Dick jokes = fujobaiting
You're either trolling or you're retarded. By your logic every male in existence has "fujobaited" with their friends.

>Fulgur hornyposting increases
>Mysta antiposting starts up
Really gets the noggin joggin. It's the fucking Comfyshart with a hateboner for Mysta again.

>30075795
Touch your greens
Eat your greens

just hide the posts i beg you. if they're samefagging they're samefagging

>>30040781
I can never imagine myself dating my oshi since I kinda see him as a son. Aside from that, I really enjoy yumejo content and whatever BFE pandering any of the other boys do etc. End of the day it’s all fake and not real which is what I really do enjoy.

Reading the word “comfyshart” made me choke on my fuckin Fanta. I love Comfydants as much as I love everyone else, but that’s the funniest word I’ve seen in days.

ayo it kinda smells like updog in here

>>30076760
whats updog?

>Kyo
>Black
>Worst numbers
hahahaha.

>>30074711
god DAMN shu hitting jackpot with that delicious milf fuuchan OTL

>>30076905
Nothin much dawg what's up with you!!!

I don’t agree fr, if you ask me it smells more like Hava.

>Kyo: says something in nog
>Aster: Silence
>Aster: So anyway Ren

Holy based.

>>30075059
this is seeeexx. shu is a sheltered young master so lusting after an older man with a kid is extra taboo. he thought he had more self-control but fuuchan's innocuous little habits like making sound effects to fill the silence when he's doing chores or covering his face with his hands when he's embarrassed all make shu rock hard in his uniform pants.

he spends his time in class fantasizing about fucking fuuchan in an apron against the kitchen counter. he falls asleep imagining his head on fuuchan's lap as fuuchan cleans his ears. because shu's inexperienced he tries to get into fuuchan's good graces by trying to solve all his financial problems. fuuchan obviously refuses and returns any expensive gift shu gives him, so shu switches tactics and starts spoiling fuuchan's kid instead.

throw some angst into the mix like fuuchan feeling inadequate and thinking he'll ruin shu's future. and some sexual tension like fuuchan not wanting to have sex with shu until he's of age but he's also terrible at refusing any of shu's wishes so he sucks shu off as a compromise.

>>30077233
hava nice day!

>>30077233
what's hava....

Do you like Wendy's?

>>30077459
HAVA NICE DA-
>>30077399
Hey, you said it out of order bro! Not bussin!

>>30077399
>>30077459
damn ninja'd... you too kyomie!

>>30077601
Aw hell yeah bro, I love Wendy’s. They got the most baller fuckin baconator, I eat the shit outta that thing when I go there.

>Continues talking in nog
>Two of them just can't comprehend and go silent.
Okay Nijisanji is fucking based. I'll sub.

>>30076671
dear kyomie, let me introduce you to our resident samefagging shitposter who likes to larp as a mystake and comfydant arguing over mysta, i don't know if you were in the thread the last time they paid us a visit. if you must samefag, please use this as a learning opportunity on what not to do.

>>30077601
It's good but the one by my place is kinda mid to be honest witchu they always fuckin up my food n shit. I really like the 4 for $4 deal tho cus I got the palate of a kid like my bro

You stand on a balcony overlooking the city in the darkness of the night, hands wrapped tight around the railing, and you can hear the door behind you slide open and close. You can feel the presence of the mafia boss besides you, and say nothing. He’s stripped down to just his black button up and white slacks, gloves off, as he places his hands on the railing beside your own. Both your hands and his are still stained with blood from the last person you both “took care of” together, no matter how hard we try to wash it out. His finger tattoos are dulled out by the stains. He pulls a pack of cigarettes out from his pocket along with a lighter, firing up the cigarette, taking a deep pull before passing it to you. You take a draw as well, your lips tasting his own on the stick — an indirect kiss. You both don’t say anything for a while, till he breaks the silence. “I wish I could protect you from this Anon,” he says, staring off into the dark horizon. “I wish I could spare your eyes from this world. You don’t need to be part of this.” The cigarette stays between your fingers as you contemplate his words. How do you tell him that there’s nowhere else that they’d rather be then right here beside him, clothes stained with the blood of his enemies, because when you said together forever, through thick and thin, you meant it? No matter how scary things get, no matter how many rivals you eliminate, no matter what — you’re here for him.

You pass the cigarette back to him, and as he takes it from you, you follow the pull, leaning into his side, resting your head on his shoulder. He stiffens for a moment, trying to process your movements. He sighs, moving his arm to wrap around your back to pull him closer beside him. He’s warm.

(Sorry if this makes no sense or is too rambling, I’m drunk and watching Luca’s stream)

i love when kyo can't shut up

>Still going in nog
>Others so intimidated they can't interject at all
This is the best stream I've watched I think.

>>30077720
when deez nuts slap off your chin?
GOT EM

>>30077331
THAT IS SO SEXXXXXX imagining the flimsy way shu tries to hide his boner with his schoolbag... fuuchan tries to not lead shu on, but milf doesn't know his attempts are futile!! He is just too cute and sexy and caring, every meeting on the daycare just makes shu craves for more! Fuuchan unable to refuse shu's "fuuchan..." pleading face and decided to titfuck him instead!!!

>>30078329
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>30075968
Nta, but that does sound like the logic the main thread is running on. I'm convinced a lot of anon have no friends.

>Ren and Aster: start fujobaiting
>Kyo: Keeps talking

>>30078155
oh i love mafia boss luca

>>30078344
there should definitely be titfucking involved. fuuchan's always been under the impression that he has a pretty generous chest but juxtaposed next to shu's massive, virile teenage dick, it doesn't feel like enough at all and he worries if shu even feels good. shu reassures him that his tits are the perfect size and so very soft. he comes all over fuuchan's face and chest to show his appreciation.

I used to be ashamed on my yume/fujo horny fantasies, but this thread makes me feel like i have some safe place in this world to just be feral and embrace things that gets to me! Thank you everyone!

Anyway, crying shu sex (tags: somnophilia, dubcon, mob, creampie)

>>30078787
TITFUCKING! SEX!

I’m sorry for bringing up my weird Shu infatuation all the time, but I think I just realized where I first started having feelings for him. It actually began when I just starting making jokes about being an ojisan that had sex with Shu. It started as a series of jokes, but somewhere along the lines I guess it became a legit thing. Damn.

>>30078787
shu is more vocal than he thought...it felt way too good and fuuchan had such an erotic look on his face, watching shu's cock slip between his tits....

>>30040781
I'm a yumejo for him, so yeah, I imagine being together with him. I'm aware it's all in my head though, of course.

>>30079268
in every joke theres a bit of truth kyomie.. it happens to the best of us

>>30079268
careful not to make piss kink jokes, you know how those end

>>30027189
>>30078155
luca yume, reader POV

>>30078837
Yes anon! Sleeping Shu that gets fucked slowly but harshly by a mob, watching tears leak from the corners of his eyes as he dreams, whimpering and breath hitching … he wakes up with a face full of dried tears and a hole full of cum… bless

tourist here, i listened to your feesh's asmr and i am now a feeshfag

>>30079735
Honestly I’m pretty happy with how it turned out, Shu’s bussin.
>>30079834
Hell nah, Imma stay way away from piss fr.

>>30080426
That's cool man but this is the male thread. I already closed and locked the door. Let me know what size skirt you wear so you can attend your femboy training in proper attire.

>COON
AYO HOL' UP MAN.

>>30080716
Fuck, I'm retarded. Sorry, bros

>>30080712
hmm. maybe a yaminion will write you some nice self-insert shu piss fanfic and it'll change your mind...

>>30081117
I’d love a self-insert wholesome Shu fanfic, but throwing in piss would be a curse.

next week can't come any faster, I need to see my oshi bigmonkeman37 again...

>>30081318
need bigmonkeman37, my oshi. please milord, our people (NA) cry out for freedom

>>30081195
oh the first time is always accidental. like shu stumbling home late at night after drinking with the boys. you try to help him to bed and he's too incoherent to properly convey he needs the bathroom. by the time you understand and start heading that way it's too late... afterwards he sobers up instantly and feels so ashamed he can't even apologize properly. somehow seeing him so vulnerable makes him more endearing to you. you reassure him that it's okay, it was an accident, and clean him up in the tub. you could get in with him, too, and hold him close to ensure he understands you don't find him dirty or disgusting, you love him just as much as you did before. maybe even a bit more.

this kyomie getting spoiled fr. last night i wrote him bros being bros shit and now he gets personalized pisskink. this thread straight up grooming him

motherly wife saying 'ok sweetie'......please...please come back my wife...
https://twitter.com/amu_utau_/status/1555405370167660544

>>30081724
That’s very sweet… But I swear I am not into piss. I refuse to be into piss, I am into Shu not piss. If Shu pissed himself I would still love him, but not because of piss. I think it’s cute that he feels so bad, but I don’t like the piss itself.
>>30081817
Ayo, I appreciate getting spoiled most of the time. But I’m not like, gettin groomed or anything I don’t think. You dudes wouldn’t do that to me, right?

>>30082021
can always count on Tish to clip the best parts other clippers omit. fuck i wish we could clip his "my darling" but it was during a members' stream.

>>30082038
oh hell no. probably not. that's your own job. you already like the thought of softly holding shu in your arms while he sleeps in the crook of your neck, i'm sure that's totally where it ends. you wouldn't be into other stuff like where you softly caress his chest while he makes you breakfast or anything. his soft gasps as you run your hands over his nipples occasionally as he makes you pancakes and hums softly. him pouring you coffee and giving you a smooch on the cheek is just normal bro stuff.

I loooove when people in the main thread accuse me, a dude of being a fujo.

That aside, lately I fantasize about taichou torturing me in hardcore ways. Like cutting my tendons so I'm unable to stand up properly, breaking my fingers, cutting off my tongue, ripping out my teeth, removing one of my eyes etc... I don't know if I should go fanfic mode though~ <3

>>30082383
damn man if you wanna be tortured and you get off on it more power to you. i usually spoiler my graphic shit but i still post it though. have fun

>>30082294
I mean, I wouldn’t be like opposed to that or anything. Him making me breakfast is pretty neat, I guess. Definitely not mentally screaming over that or anything, that would be super wack. I am perfectly normal, I am not a feral man.

>>30082383
man sonnys break is going to be so hard for me. as someone who would also like to be relentlessly abused by him please feel free to share your ideas and fic at your leisure

>>30082038
nobody starts off being into piss. and piss, for me anyways, is there to elevate scenarios i already enjoy, like someone getting spanked until they piss or fucked so hard they can't hold it in. or my favorite, a camboy reluctantly drinking a bunch of water every time someone tips him. everyone knows where this is going, he doesn't like it but he can't deny requests from his patrons, he's gotta earn a living! regardless, have fun on your journey of self-discovery. if anyone asks, we're definitely not running a maleanon prostitution ring in here.

>>30082755
Hey now, I’m not a prostitute anymore homie. Don’t go tryin to sell me off, that’s cringe fr. If anything I want a high up job in that business, I’m no common dude you feel me? And I’m never letting myself get into piss, I don’t even joke around with that shit.

>>30082383
I just want Sonny to eat me

>>30082944
my homie said no piss fr. pause. on god.
he just wants to be pampered by his wife in the kitchen when they're done with breakfast. little kyomie cleans the dishes because he's a good husband and then shu slinks up behind him, grabs him, kisses his neck, turns him around, and then gets on his knees and lets him know how much he appreciates him with his mouth. like it should be.

>>30083120
That's fucked up

>>30082383
Hot. Please do write that fic. Also hey, didn't know we had another male Sonny yume in here. Hi.

>>30082944
well, archivist anon is a normal employee, you could be too. could do the accounting or some other shit. unless all you're good for is using your body as a cockwarmer, we'll find somewhere you can be useful.

The kyomie is going to get groomed due to this thread's overwhelming obsession with piss. I can feel it.

>>30083120
That’s the dream fr… Man I’m really trying to not die again, but Shu’s in my mind like a damn worm…
>>30083228
Ay don’t even think about stylin me as a bottom. I’m a big dude fr, always the big dom on top. But for work I do a good job if you need some muscle. For bouncer work or fixing shit with the building, I do that too.
>>30083369
I REFUSE. I will stand strong against the piss ong.

>>30083484
Huh, archivist anon is also a pretty big guy. I guess our brothel will be aesthetically pleasing, with two tall employees surrounded by delicate femboys.

>>30079834
I made this mistake and now usually need it to finish when masturbating. The only other thing that helps is strangely Alban, I don't need to add piss to the fantasy when thinking about him even though it does help

Let's shift back our focus to the livers themselves, shall we.

Anyway shu sex i'm not even a yaminion but my yume fantasies all involve him... all my fujo hardcore fantasies also involve him getting railed. What's with shu and his grip towards me... i want shu to be my cute nerd boyfriend and experience fluffy domestic scenarios with him. I want to hear his boyish laughs everyday while he gives the best hugs...

>>30079997
And see him left all wet and messy and oh so confused because a random mob have their way towards him!!!!! Yes!!!

We have combined shota and piss kink before right?

>>30083574
love me some symmetry. i'm going to imagine the femboys in lingerie and the employee uniform can be the one the pink twink in king's maker gives his bodyguards.

>>30083874
Fic archive says yes.

>>30083574
Oh that does sounds kinda bussin. I’m right around that dude’s height, at like 198cm or some shit, and also a kinda meaty guy if that helps your mental image. Think of it more like, bearmode shit if you know what that is. I high key pride myself on that vibe of big beefy dude who’s pretty gentle in reality, you feel me? I know it’s sorta like, cringe masculinity shit but I can’t help but thrive on that shit of a guy like me with a guy like Shu.
And with that Imma apologize for being so all about me, Imma go back to bein normal now.

>>30084003
Cool cause I want more. I have an itch for it.

vox says no free clout (joking)
https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma/status/1555445233252433920

>>30084074
Who's your oshi/the one you enjoy sexualising the most and I assume you want them pissing themself? I can't promise anything but I'll try.

>>30084041
can you imagine sitting down on the couch next to shu while he idly plays a switch game and putting your arm around him and rubbing his belly. you just lean into each other, and your hand runs down to his thigh... you start stroking it up and down, and after a moment you see that his shorts have a huge tent in them. do you start rubbing them? just say pause bro i exist to make people horny and feral

I had my fun, watched my kyomie, had some drinks, and now Imma catch some Zs. Good night my dudes, have a good one.

wife in mouse's stream

WIFE

>>30084251
Is it ok to request the lambros?

>>30085024
Together or separately? And more than fine

>>30085024
excellent taste anon

>>30084884
>>30084949
THANKYOU
i almost forgot about this

>>30071185
>>30071642
>>30073358
Take your meds. He, like any one of the chuubas, are allowed to change their stance on things. He's tardwrangling his fanbase now. Also he can make bottom jokes all he wants, same as he can stop making them whenever he wants.

>>30074475
You, just kill yourself. you waste of space.

>>30075795
Making dick jokes isnt shipping. Its a dick joke, you fucking donkey. Its like saying Luca ships himself with xyz because he keeps making Deez nuts jokes around them

monsterfuckers stay winning

Anons, please stop responding to the schizo mysta anti. They're a thread regular unfortunately, just hide their schizo ramblings and move on.

go bait in the general

what did he mean by this

>>30085658
It's the schizo samefagging again so it's pointless to tell people to not respond. There also is a schizo mystake that spawned in the bait thread and it looks like she's bringing her tantrum here. Best not to acknowledge her at all.

I'm going to go insane.

>>30085841
it's alright briskadet, i'll hold you tight, kindred and comfydants have had to deal with breaks in the last two months, we'll hold you tight.

>>30085817
fuuchan wants to be fucked by giants!

>fuuchan and cdawg in the same stream
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM APART WHEN I TAB OUT?

>>30085922
Comfydants started a murder suicide pact, so maybe don't follow that example.

wifes art is honestly cute

>>30085943
HOLY FUCK RYO SEX FINALLY

>>30085118
Together if thats ok

>>30085943
holy moly cute

>>30085461
>>30085577
t. samefagging seething white knighting Mystake. Why do mystakes get so overly defensive about their oshi every one of you are the same

>>30085922
Thank you. I'm entirely to blame for getting so attached, though.

>>30086180
fuck it, sonny is a funny ass guy

>>30085841
I'm leaving the internet until he returns. Keeping twitter for his gm/gn but I'll be out touching grass in the mean time. I know I'll go full schizo if I stay here.

Wife is so cute, wonder if he's ovulating...

>>30086042
I already did Fuchan solo so I'll try do something for the ship next. I have no idea how old Fulgur was when he got his limbs so ignore it if he was older than you want to imagine. Though I guess it does make very little sense to give arms and legs to someone who is going to outgrow them at a rapid pace.

Fulgur’s just recently has his surgeries and still learning how to use his new limbs properly, he’s still quite shaky and quite often bed bound when he’s not walking around. The urge hits him when there’s no-one around to help him walk, shakily he gets out of bed and starts the journey to the bathroom. It’s frustrating to be unable to move faster and the urge is getting stronger and stronger. By the time wandering down the hall way to the door it’s gotten so strong that he reaches down to cup himself through his pants to try anything he can to stop it and he starts moving faster out of desperation to get to the door. In his clumsiness he falls as he attempts to run and that’s when he realises it’s all over. He’s not fast enough to get up again and all he can do is sit there as it hits him that he’s about to piss his shorts, rubbing his thighs together and holding his dick through his pants. His face flushes as he realises that any time someone could walk into the hallway and see him covered in his own piss. It’s embarrassing and shameful and he decides to make an attempt for the toilet again. As he stands up it’s all over though, as the piss starts to stream from his little dick his bottom lip wobbles and tears start to form. The heat in his checks matches the heat from the pee that just wont stop coming as he attempts to stop it. There’s a lot of it, soaking through his shorts quickly and down his legs in no time, his knees knock together and he braces himself against the wall, silently crying from shame as he continues to piss. By the time the stream has started to dwindle he’s still been unable to stop the tears and ends up sitting down beside the puddle hugging his knees as he tries to compose himself. When he manages to stop he finally stands up and makes his way to the bathroom at a pace he’s better at going to grab a towel and clean up before anyone can notice.

>>30086512
Wife is always cute and always ovulating, these are facts.

jsyk the schizo shitting up the thread is from this bait thread
>>30078944
Mystakes are handling this just fine it's just this one retard who is arguing with shitposters. Carry on.

wife gone again.......

Wife gone, world cold...

>>30086259
Is this a kyomie that forgot to include an image? Regardless, I agree! Sonny love.

>>30086799
i am a kindred who likes both of them actually. and sonny. he is always good for a funny late night stream. i like sonny because he is very funny if you pay attention to him, he makes jokes that you only get if you're paying attention

bye bye wife...

>>30086567
Anon, you are a godsend! I love this oh my god thank you for this!

Not gonna lie, the fuuchan wifeposting in here is infectious man. I wasn’t like this before, but being in this thread for a while now makes it so every time I see Fulgur, my mind just goes “ah, wife”. Thank you anons for opening my mind, I hope he comes home soon

Where's the anon with the mind degradation collage?

>>30087101
i'm scared i'm going to accidentally call him wife in his chat once he comes back

>>30087101
>>30087124

>>30086042
And the Lam bros

The boys are playing together, rough housing a bit in a good natured way. There’s a lot of laughter and juvenile banter as they roll around, tiny limbs wrapping around each other as they wrestle. Vox has been meaning to go to the bathroom for a while, his bladder feels heavy, his tummy a little rounded from how full it is but he doesn’t want to stop and let Fulgur win. He’ll go once he can pin him down and declare himself the victor but not until then. Finally he manages to get above him and just as he’s about to declare himself the winner, Fulgur elbows him in the stomach. It’s not hard but it's enough to break the seal and Vox doesn’t even realise what’s happening until it starts. His eyes fall to his dick in panic in time to see the fabric of his shorts darkening and then back up to Fulgur who’s still trapped beneath him. He freezes up though and so does Fulgur as they realise what’s happening. Vox urges himself to move but he can’t do it in time. By the time that Fulgur manages to push him off, piss is seeping out of his shorts it’s already gotten onto Fulgur’s own. Vox thinks he’s not going to be able to live this down, Fulgur will tease him for this for sure. He ends up sitting in it, trying desperately to stop but unable to. Eventually he gives up letting it just happen as he sits there. Thankfully Fulgur is charitable and a good brother, pushing himself up off the floor silently and returning with a towel to mop things up. He doesn’t say anything, the silence is as kind as he can be in the moment as he moves to place the towel on top on top of the puddle and Vox knows in that moment that he doesn’t have to worry about Fulgur teasing him for this as he moves out of the puddle and Fuuchan starts to clean up.

>>30027189
Fuuchan solo shota omorashi
>>30086567
And lambros shota omorashi
>>30087300

>>30087300
This one is surprisingly wholesome, very cute. Thanks anon.

>>30086106
Have porn instead

It's probably fine to post a fic about Luca giving Ike a lapdance after the Pony Town strip club antics on ao3 right? I wrote it for myself but the tag always needs more porn and it only just occured to me that it would likely be acceptable

>>30087687
>mystake still deflecting
Get over it, he hates you too

>>30087715
do it anon

>>30087715
What do you mean? AO3 has no content restrictions, you can post whatever you want. If you're worried about people's reactions, you can publish anonymously.

>>30087715
Holy shit, that’s a good premise, go for it anon, I’d love to read that. Need more Stripper/Slutty Luca content

if you don't know about the 'gay men don't know how to drive' meme i don't think you shouldn't be fujobaiting. i hate that phrase but if you know so little you shouldn't be doing it
https://twitter.com/fuIgars/status/1555460625085517824

>>30087813
>>30087822
>>30087799
Thanks guys, I'll edit it and get it on there

"hide whole chain" is one of the best tools for making threads usable, wow. Also, I miss Sonny.

>>30087977
Just add it to the Anonymous collection. You still get updates to your email but it's how I put Slow Strokes up there.

>>30087735
Have more porn instead.