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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura

Songs: https://rentry.org/ggg_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/ggg_merch

Previous Thread: >>30017867

>> No.30037044

But why?

>> No.30037075

Retard stop making threads.
80% of posts are meta related

>> No.30037096
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luv shark

>> No.30037107

>>30036956
>foot art
>foot out of focus
As a footfag I always hate it when they do this

>> No.30037217
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>>30037075
t. newfag-thread shitter-schizo

>> No.30037276

Alright fine I guess we spin the shitpost wheel again

>> No.30037287

>>30036956
Yummy thighs. Holy shit!

>> No.30037305
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help her

>> No.30037343

>>30037305
I'll give her lots of nutritious meals.

>> No.30037428

Discuss streams I dare you

>> No.30037462

>>30036956
Thighs are nice, but something about that face is just unsettling.

>> No.30037520
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>>30037428
Gura should stream into my mouth

>> No.30037524

>>30037075
You must think that you can prevent a new thread from being created like stopping a troll from using a hashtag and making the other side look bad. It ain't happening. I watching VODs until the birthday call-in happens.

>> No.30037706

>>30037462
It looks like a doll, lifeless in other words

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>>30037428
I liked frog stream. She actually managed to accomplish her goal.

>> No.30037965

I'm retard, gura loves me more then you, smartie

>> No.30038011

>>30037729
>not inside
what did she mean by this

>> No.30038035

isn't streaming don't make threads

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gongo grebbs

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Post your funniest looking Gura.

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I have a question I've been hesitant to ask for a while, but I just gonna go ahead and ask it. What exactly does "t." mean? I get what it means from context, but what does it stand for? It's not exactly easy to look up. And yes, just assume I'm the newest newfag to ever live.

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>>30037217

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>>30038035
but where do we talk about her message to moomee later?

>> No.30038332

>>30038297
t. newfag

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wow

>> No.30038402

>>30038359
Why are there so many artists that draw amazing bodies but derpy faces?

>> No.30038437

>>30038035
I'm gonna go with.. no.

>> No.30038448

>>30038402
They don't practice that part. Have any more retarded questions?

>> No.30038479

>>30038297
https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/t..

>> No.30038508

>>30038297
If i recall correctly, it’s from ylilauta. T is the first letter of the finnish word for “from” or something. So when you say “t.” you’re saying “from ____”

>> No.30038517

>>30038448
Yeah, I've got a whole list of them actually. Where should I start?

>> No.30038591

>>30038437
Why not? Multiple fanbases do it.

>> No.30038640

>>30038508
>t. is an abbreviated form of the Finnish word terveisin (meaning "regards" in Enlgish), frequently used on several online forums and imageboards like 4chan in order to parody what a certain group would say.

Ah, yep. Thanks

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>>30038295

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>>30038295

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>>30038295

>> No.30038808

I remember when Gura

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I hope Gura is doing well today.

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>>30038295

>> No.30038839

is not a word but an emoticon ToT the horizontal line of the T is the eye and the vertical a tear falling from it, the O is an open mouth ToT!!!
is like animeish stuff, u know, they wanna add feeling to a sentence

"I finally got a new job ToT"

>> No.30038874

>>30038591
Because I don't feel like it.
Get over it.

>> No.30038906

>>30038035
i stopped making threads when there was no active, recent, or confirmed upcoming stream, but it had no effect. if you want people to stop making threads you'll have to convince the board staff to delete them.

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>>30038839

>> No.30038992

so this really it? is she really not streaming today too?

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It's over

>> No.30039026

I couldn't wait anymore, I chummed to Gura's ASMR.

>> No.30039033

>>30038925
remember those PSAs about what teen slang meant?
ToT

Acronym for Texting on Toilet. What your text-crazed friend does.
"God damn Mark has been in the bathroom forever, he must be totting."
"I tried totting last week, but I dropped my phone in the bowl."

>> No.30039043

Bait thread made by antis for schizos to breed rrats.
You should learn a thing or two from saplings.

>> No.30039046

>>30038992
She has to prepare for Mumei's birthday stream. Voice acting isn't easy.

>> No.30039071

wonder if shes going to say she got sick again

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>>30038295

>> No.30039174

>>30039071
sick is a good excuse because anyone defying it would be labeled as a hater but she recently used that excuse so i'm not sure she can reuse it. Maybe it'll be 'family stuff came up' again

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Somehow I feel like this is my fault for not sending her a letter every month like I was for the last year.

>> No.30039266

>>30039071
>>30039174
Or you know, maybe she is just busy like she said? I know crazy right?

>> No.30039306

>>30039266
No one is this busy anon, Not even CEOs working 100 hours a week or something.

>> No.30039329

>>30039266
sure sure but she's gonna have some new excuse for why she stopped giving up updates

>> No.30039395

>>30039329
she did give an update though.
DON DON DON

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I'm the only real chumbie.

>> No.30039420

>>30039266
Every holo is "busy" yet they can still stream.

>> No.30039450

Did Gura grow up as a trailer tot?

>> No.30039473

>>30039401
why aren't you watching her t3 stream going on right now then?

>> No.30039487

>>30039420
Gura is built different like Kaela, only it's worse instead of better.

>> No.30039500

>>30039420
Not really, no. A lot of the JP girls take a few off with anything voice related all the time.

>> No.30039515

>>30036956
>Gawr Gura
Who?

>> No.30039541

>>30039500
yea but they have content coming out, also she's never had voice issues that's she's talked about like IRyS(besides the cold thing)

>> No.30039556

>>30039306
this, it’s really not hard to communicate. it’s fine, i mean it’s not in her job description to give us constant daily updates. it just sucks for people like me who are genuinely in love with her

>> No.30039566

>>30039306
CEOs don't work

>> No.30039577

>>30039541
She's never had voice issues BECAUSE she's this way. MOOM TWEET FINALLY

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>>30039515
The streamer with the most subs in all of Hololive, baka.

>> No.30039605

TWEET

>> No.30039606

WIFE IS ALIVE AND WELL

>> No.30039611

SHARK TWEET

>> No.30039636

>>30039306
>corporate executive
>doing actual work
lol

>> No.30039665

twitter for iphone, show wont show up for mumei bday, will she

>> No.30039683

>>30039556
>genuinely in love with her
i'd suggest you stop that for your own mental health, she will never know you as an individual, especially in that way.

>> No.30039689

Thank god there was thread up I would have missed the WIFE TWEET

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Yay, she's alive. So we should at least hear her voice for the birthday call in

>> No.30039723

>>30039473
Because I'm her husband. She said she'll give me special alone time after the stream, I'll cook for her in the mean time.

>> No.30039756

>>30039636
>>30039566
so gura is the ceo of hololive?

>> No.30039761

kek if she doesnt call in now itll be awkward af

>> No.30039785

>>30039694
>birthday call in
who?

>> No.30039797

>>30039683
nta, but it's not exactly that easy. Believe me I never expected to fall in love with a vtuber. I used to make fun of people like that, but now I get it...

>> No.30039818

sent tweet, means she doesnt have to call now. i'm going to bed.

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>bird thday
LAMAO

>> No.30039833

>>30039577
Other talents having voice issues isn't an excuse to be flat out lazy.

>> No.30039851

>>30039694
she isnt home, wont show up for mumeis birthday

>> No.30039853

>>30039450
if you are asking if she grew up in a trailer home, the answer is no. she grew up as a saltbox tot

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huhaha bird-thday get it? huhaha

>> No.30039875

>>30039818
>>30039694
>>30039689
>>30039665
it could be a scheduled tweet

>> No.30039876

SHE'S ALIVE
I LOVE HER

>> No.30039893

>>30039797
Loving Gura would be a lot more fun if people would stop larping that they love her.

>> No.30039900

She stole that from Inners

>> No.30040026

Heh, she tweeted. At a bird.

>> No.30040067

>>30039875
you cant schedule a reply

>> No.30040125

>>30040067
if she can reply to mumei, she has time to update us right? Surely?

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I love Gura.

>> No.30040149

Her dino tweet was from her iPhone too. Interesting.

>> No.30040164

It's absurd how any signs of life immediately makes me happy
She's got me wrapped around her little stinky finger

>> No.30040182

>>30040125
haha, no!

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fedex delayed the shipping of my daki until tomorrow
im going to start screaming

>> No.30040297

>>30039694
>Tweeting early birthday wishes
>iPhone
Yeah no. It is pretty much confirm she won't be calling in

>> No.30040303

sent from my iPhone

>> No.30040332

>>30040164
doesnt do much for me because i already knew she was alive recently from her liking and rting stuff
need streams

>> No.30040360

>>30040149
my personal rrat is that she’s away from home visiting family, i’m surprised nobody else has come to this conclusion

>> No.30040361

/iPhone/i;boards:vt

>> No.30040380

The saddest part is I don't even expect her to stream anymore or hope that streams will come.

Also there should be a separate board for maletubers. That cancer is disgusting to see on the board.

>> No.30040387

Is she in bed or out of home?

>> No.30040401

>>30040297
>>30040303
so the rrats about her travelling somewhere are true, is she at ame's studio again? is she visiting mumei for a surprise offcollab?

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>> No.30040441

>tweet
>we're still being ghosted
Not like this bros

>> No.30040455

>>30040413
That's a cute Gura

>> No.30040459

Maybe she's visiting Mumei?

>> No.30040462

>>30039591
>The streamer
lol

>> No.30040473

I miss gura's drawing streams...

>> No.30040484

>>30040401
didnt want to show her f3 during mc, horrible mic white noise when she talks

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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.30040509

>>30040441
Twitter activity means she's alive. Living people can't ghost.

>> No.30040517

Where is she right now?

>> No.30040518

>>30040380
I'm sick of all the fujos and trannies they bring to the board too

>> No.30040530

>>30039694
>iphone
It’s over

>> No.30040540

Fuck the keyfabe bull shit. I don't know what she's been doing in the past days and it's tormenting me.
God I wish I get a stroke in my damn sleep tonight, so much.

>> No.30040559

It wouldn't bother me if Gura didn't call in on Mumei's birthday stream, and neither should it bother you.
Why? She's clearly actually busy, it would be one thing for her to brush us off but I don't believe she would ignore her FRIENDS, and several Holos have come out and said she turned down collabs with them (Fortnite, Mario Kart), which means whatever she's doing, it's taking up essentially all of her time.
Besides, call-ins aren't an obligation, it's only a birthday (and a fake one at that). You don't demand people send you birthday wishes, if she doesn't call Mumei that's simply that.

>> No.30040562

>>30040401
visiting parents/family

>> No.30040563

>>30040149
I don't actually know how tweetdeck works, but at a glance, her retweet after the dino tweet was from the web app.

>> No.30040574

>>30040360
Could be.. But why says she's making something if she is actually visiting family? She could literally just tell us she is visiting family and then it wouldn't feel like she's hiding something.

>> No.30040591

>>30040559
idgaf if she calls in for mumei i just want to hear her voice

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I WILL marry this cute shark one day and there is nothing you can do to stop me!

>> No.30040649

>>30040149
I'll never understand the obsession with her using her phone like it means anything other than her being too lazy to get out of bed.

>> No.30040652

>>30040484
The white noise was the worst during the stream where she did show it and it was her PC, so that amounts to just about nothing

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chumbros...i'm dying...
doctors say it's because of severe lack of karaoke streams...

>> No.30040745

>>30040559
If she doesn't call-in Mumei kicked her out of SNOT.

>> No.30040771

>>30040149
I thought most people used Twitter on their phone. How is that interesting?

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>>30040614
I'll just have to beat you to it.

>> No.30040793

>>30040745
Fauna*

>> No.30040806

>>30040574
my opinion:
>she was working on something big before she left to visit family
>doesn’t update us because she’s incredibly paranoid about her opsec

>> No.30040829

I hope she streams soon so you gossiping drama queens shut up with your cringe rrats and theories

>> No.30040849

>>30040559
She isn't in her own house right now

>> No.30040876

>>30040806
>she's super busy with projects, many of which we know about
>noooo she's actually visiting family for no fucking reason
ogey

>> No.30040932

She could tweet out that she's at home every single day and you faggots would still say she's not.

>> No.30040957

>>30040932
If she did that I'd be saying she isn't home too. That's sus as fuck.

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>tall
>blonde
>ripped
>pretty face
>in his prime
>stable job
>childhood friend
>knows cqc
>owns rifles
There never was any competition.
It's always been a lost battle.

>> No.30040978

>>30040745
>>30040793
Actually it was both of them.
They also kicked Kronii out.
They wanted it to just be NO.

>> No.30041040

>>30040975
Why are you talking about me?

>> No.30041046

>>30040978
NO streams

>> No.30041059

>>30040975
Yea that's me.

>> No.30041073

>>30040975
aside from the "childhood friend" part, that's like half the population of this thread

>> No.30041080

When was it exactly that gura changed from cute classic-gura to barely cares at all nu-gura?

>> No.30041121

>>30041073
lol

>> No.30041145 [DELETED] 

>>30041121
the other half are SEAniggers btw

>> No.30041170

>>30040975
Anon why are you describing me?

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>>30041073
Post photo.

>> No.30041225

>>30040876
>visiting family for no fucking reason
tell me your family hates you without actually saying it

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>>30041215

>> No.30041382

I WISH COUNCIL NEVER EXISTED
THEYRE PREVENTING GURA FROM STREAMING WITH THIS OVERLAP SHIT ALL THE TIME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.30041393

>>30040975
So cqc created the onyo?

>> No.30041426

Because of the damn flu the gym I used to do reps at reduced the opening hours by half and I missed out on months of training.
It's not my fault I can't get rid of the beer belly.

>> No.30041456

Wait...why does he back to online now after 2 weeks of silence

>> No.30041487

>>30040975
what is this supposed to be referencing

>> No.30041509

>>30041073
This.
Although I don't own a rifle, just a sword.

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>>30041382
Imagine when hololive reaches Gen 10.
Every day is gonna be a birthday and all holos will become birthday streamers only.

>> No.30041535

>>30040517
In the emergency room

>> No.30041545

>>30041456
Why are you still a SEA?

>> No.30041586 [DELETED] 

Oh boy the schizo SEAnigger is posting his delusions and talking to himself again

>> No.30041607

>>30040975
ain't this much info even on the 'farms

>> No.30041619

>>30041521
Most of Hololive will graduate by then, and the ones that don't will separate into cliques and not give a shit about girls they don't like.

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>>30041215

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>>30041215

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>>30041521
>he thinks we're ever going to see EN gen 10

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>> No.30041702

>>30041521
yep, I dont give a fuck about some autistic owl's birthday, just stream over it gura

>> No.30041710

>>30040975
lmao I thought you meant Ame

>> No.30041725

>>30041456
Damn dude, that's crazy. You should post fake proof so someone in his discord pops up again to call you retarded.

>> No.30041743

>>30041652
>Israel
It’s over

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>>30041215

>> No.30041758 [DELETED] 

>>30041677
fuck you french fag
disgusting frenchy
get the fuck away from gura you camembert nigger

>> No.30041787

>>30040975
childhood friends never win right? anime told me so!
also you forgot >swedish

>> No.30041801

putting it behind spoilers doesn't make it any less off topic faggot

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I wish half this thread was rangebanned.

>> No.30041841

>>30041080
september 12, 2021

>> No.30041902

>>30041521
I want nothing more out of Cover than for them to stop hiring new talents completely and focus more on supporting the ones they have.

>> No.30041908

>>30040975
>self-delete
kys

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Gurass

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>>30041821
We can't have nice things in this world, but at least gura is healthy

>> No.30041969

>>30041908
Not really. Got even a warning for that.

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>>30041725
Immediately after that gura tweet btw lmao

>> No.30041992

>>30041677
nice twitter filename anon

>> No.30042013

>>30041821
Just got to wait for 4chan to become too haram for the indonesian government.

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>>30041748
Good one anon

>> No.30042138

>>30041977
It would be really easy to record a portion of your screen and make a webm out of it. Much harder to fake, it would make your rrats ten times stronger. You won't, of course, because you're a larping retard.
>>30042013
Still waiting on them to add 4channel next to 4chan on their list. One day.

>> No.30042136

>>30041080
When he said something about the management one of her september streams.

>> No.30042144
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>>30042013
then post more gurass.

>> No.30042180

>>30042138
Don't give the schizo ideas anon

>> No.30042248

>>30042144
witnessed. Im glad the vagina is cencsored

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>>30042144
BRATBRAT FUCKING BRAT

>> No.30042274

>>30041977
isreal wwtf

>> No.30042311

I love Gura the most!

>> No.30042320

>>30041977
Shit...

>> No.30042325
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30042325

>>30042144
Goddamn I want to plant my face in that

>> No.30042345

>>30042144
I already ate a ban for misgendering thread spamming as threadspam. I'm good.

>> No.30042349

>>30041977
Alright, you got me, I didn't even see the filename. You are a different kind of larping retard, but at least you're a funny one.

>> No.30042358
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This trend of drawing the whisker-stuff on her is super cute.

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30042437

>>30041977
>deleted
kek the filename, chumbies...

>> No.30042476 [DELETED] 

>>30041977
I know this is supposed to be funny, but seriously, a lot of you niggas are dumb as fuck if you don’t actually know who Barb is
>esl SEA dont know that barb is a female name

>> No.30042558

>>30042358
I thought I saved the file but can't find it but I hope she streams with that hair asset that covers one eye like Fubuki has been using. It's cute on Foobs and even cuter on Gura

>> No.30042600
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>>30042358
hope she continues stray just for more whiskers

>> No.30042684

>>30042358
It's hot that she might have picked it up from that lucas image.

>> No.30042688

I have a barbed penis

>> No.30042697
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30042697

Is Gura wise? Should we take example from her?

>> No.30042735

>>30042697
Int low
Wis high

>> No.30042759

more misogyny required

>> No.30042772

>>30042688
Bubba lucky fucker you sniffed Gura's cunt

>> No.30042841

>>30042248
https://files.catbox.moe/vswmcc.jpg

Without censor is still so cute it can barely be considered nsfw.

>> No.30042891

>>30042697
she rarely fails perception rolls

>> No.30042916

>>30042697
Gura isn't wise but everyone should let themselves be groomed by her.

>> No.30042917

>>30042697
Never

>> No.30042931
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30042931

Is gura ogey?

>> No.30042938

Chance of stream in the next 3 mins?

>> No.30042976

>>30042938
0.3%

>> No.30042981

>>30042938
not quite 0 I guess, if I squint really hard

>> No.30043019

>>30042697
>remember to eat a good meal!
I skipped lunch because I was tired and sad and I ate shitty pizza for dinner.

>> No.30043065

>>30043019
Should've listened to the shark

>> No.30043117

>>30042938
Give up anon, streams only next week if you don't count the shill

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>>30042938
100%. I'll be there, looking at her channel, waiting for the surprise stream.

>> No.30043132

is Gura streaming yesterday?

>> No.30043140

>>30043019
I ate a frozen hamburger.

>> No.30043249
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I want to grab and bite this so bad...

>> No.30043280

>>30043140
I ate a bagfull of potato chips

>> No.30043311

Gura should stop exploiting the feelings of her fans when she doesn't reciprocate them. It's immoral.

>> No.30043324

Is Stream guring?

>> No.30043353

>>30042841
I want that as my pillow ToT

>> No.30043368
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30043368

>1 minute past expected guerrilla stream time

>> No.30043391

Gura is _______

>> No.30043437

>>30043368
Nobody but shitposters was even pretending to expect a stream today.

>> No.30043466

>>30043391
playing Rust offstream

>> No.30043530

>>30043391
The cutest

>> No.30043544

>>30043437
I don't care about other holos. My brain doesn't even register them.
To me Gura is all that matters, so much I'd rather stay sleepless than risk missing a stream.

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>>30043249

>> No.30043600

>>30043391
Not worth emotionally investing in.

>> No.30043621

>>30043544
Dumb larp.

>> No.30043707

>>30043391
cucking...

>> No.30043721

>>30043391
Dead

>> No.30043753

>>30043117
you forgot CRX panel unless shilling yourself counts as shill

>> No.30043820

>>30041509
yeah, I kind of stretched the definition because the closest thing I own is a pump shotgun

>> No.30043841

>>30043621
How is that larp? it's literally the middle on the night here.
Just because you're a casual who only cares about memes and whatever retarded shit you care about it doesn't mean everybody should lower themselves to your level.

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>>30043391
Dating a woman

>> No.30043873

I HATE MUMEI FUCKING OWL BITCH IS PREVENTING GURA FROM THE ONE DAY SHE CAN STREAM THIS WEEK

>> No.30043970

>>30043848
Yeah ame

>> No.30043999

KFP status??

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30044060

>>30043848
did he transition?

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>>30043999
Not here. This is the Gura thread retard

>> No.30044086

Gura is a lazy whore. I'm off to coom to loli piss porn, fuck you faggots.

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>>30043873
>she can stream

>> No.30044193

>>30043999
>kiara likes a homotweet
>suddenly schizos shit up /ggg/
???

>> No.30044212

What do you think she's doing right now? 50 minutes left to mooms stream.

>> No.30044225

Chumbuds gave Gura shit the last time she overlapped someone (it was Kronii or some shit), reap what you sow.

>> No.30044307

>>30044212
playing board games with her parents, brother, and extended family

>> No.30044310

>>30044225
no they didnt

>> No.30044331

>>30044225
LMAO WHAT? I literally don't give a shit about anyone but Gura.

>> No.30044406

>>30044225 (You)
>chumbuds

>> No.30044456

>>30044193
Holy shit isreal.
Kinda sad though... glad I'm not a kfp employee.

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@30044225
This is the stupidest thing I've read all day.
Noy even worth a (you)

>> No.30044520

imagine shoving your face into Gura's crotch
mouth on cunny nose against butthole

>> No.30044548

>>30044225
meds now

>> No.30044585

Gura is very cute and funny

>> No.30044684

Imaging touching Gura's cun cun. T u T

>> No.30044733

Gura stalking me outside my window!

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>>30044520
I'm imagining. I wish so much.

>> No.30044803

We get a reference of the room review with Mumei in the dandan video. A little short though but fine.

>> No.30044828

and thats, ladies and gents, Gura content for today. thx for tuning in

>> No.30044844

>starts and ends with Gura
Based Mumei

>> No.30044946

>>30044844
>>30044803
>>30044828
so these are the projects gura's been wasting her time with, appearing on other member's videos. FUCK COUNCIL

>> No.30045026

>>30044946
Movie: kanauru . Gura didnt do anything for this

>> No.30045044

>>30044946
It was Kanauru

>> No.30045155

>>30044946
Anon...

>> No.30045195

>>30044844
What?

>> No.30045228

>>30045026
>>30045044
>>30045155
>>30045195
Gura still would've wasted time providing input and motion capture you retards

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30045238

Goop is kill

>> No.30045260

>>30044946
>Gura has to physically travel for a 3D model to be used in an animated video
n-naruhodone...

>> No.30045321

>>30045260
No one said shit about physically travelling, I'm just angry she wasted time motion capturing for this stupid mumei video.

>> No.30045343

That was cute but I hope whatever birthday thing Gura had that got unstucked is better considering all the time it's taken away from her.

>> No.30045359

No members streams today because she announces them 24h earlier.
And no normal streams either because she HAS to make space for Mumei's stream.
Time to sleep and hopefully dream about her or better get a deadly stroke and never wake up because staying awake is just pain.

>> No.30045365

>>30045228
lol

>> No.30045411

oh I missed it...

>> No.30045420

>>30045359
not always, sometimes they appear in the morning of, rare but it happens

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>>30045195

>> No.30045485

>>30045228
based retard

>> No.30045490

>>30045321
>>30045228
anon...

>> No.30045520

>>30045228
fuck off magged KFPcripple

>> No.30045525

Sometimes I wish she was an indie so that her abhorrent work ethic actually had consequences instead of her just getting away with everything thanks to the Hololive box.

>> No.30045531

What the fuck are you talking about? the birthday video has yet to start.
What motion capture?

>> No.30045544

>>30045436
jesus fuck the myth models look like absolute dogshit comparatively

>> No.30045545

>>30045321
Sweet summer child...

>> No.30045589

>>30045485
>>30045545
>>30045531
so you have no idea how kanaru makes his MVs, cool story bro. How do you think the birthday concert was made?

>> No.30045649

>>30045525
she was still pretty popular as an indie and she's working way harder than she was back then. your consequences are imaginary.

>> No.30045662

>>30045544
being made by sana rather than an outside contractor really adds to their appeal

>> No.30045724

At least link the fucking premiere you absolute faggot.
I'm not checking other channels than Gura's and her twitter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04X42qloONk

>> No.30045729

>>30045662
the same guy that switched over to niji post myth after the nijis gave him more attention, it's good in a way since council got better shit

>> No.30045736

>>30045525
Get over it and play some videogames.

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>>30045544
Shit taste

>> No.30045802

>>30045724
>he doesn't use holodex

>> No.30045833

>>30045724
Nah

>> No.30045870

>>30041521
No... I need anti harder, that doesn't need to happen

>> No.30045889

>>30045436
Hey that’s me

>> No.30045890

>>30045589
ye he had all the girls capture motion for videos on his channel too

>> No.30045931

Anyone have this in cat box? https://privatter.net/i/6814726

>> No.30045942

>>30045890
Those are different you moron, you can tell which ones have real movements and which ones are animated in blender if you use your fucking eyeballs.

>> No.30045949

>>30045724
Thank you. I had no idea what the fuck anyone was talking about.

>> No.30045976

>those QUALITY animations
>motion captured
It's not motion captured, it's simply animated.
I don't know if there's more in the stream that's about to start but Gura sure as fuck hasn't done any motion capture for that thing.

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>> No.30046090

>>30045976
you're fucking dumb, those movements look exactly like her. you can't animate that shit

>> No.30046163
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>>30046065
God I wish that were me

>> No.30046176

>>30045649
>your consequences are imaginary
If you look at big streamer, vtuber or otherwise, the second they stop streaming regularly their viewership tanks. Even the biggest streamers in the world experience this. It's only thanks to the network effect that so many holos can get away with avoiding the thing that made them popular in the first place - streaming - without taking a massive hit.

>> No.30046197

>>30045802
You can't mention holodex here without everyone instantly shitting themselves.

>> No.30046215

>>30046090
Yeah and bae did break dance on her head at 200 rpm. You're so stupid holy shit.

>> No.30046261

>>30045649
>>30046176
Spoilers: She couldn't give two shits about greys. If anything a smaller live audience is easier and more fun for her.

>> No.30046277

>>30045436
thats me when I tanned for gura

>> No.30046303

She disappeared for another 2 weeks and all we got was 2 seconds of mocap...

>> No.30046365

>>30045931
https://files.catbox.moe/cqheha.png

>> No.30046369

Remember kids! Whenever someone says something obviously stupid, do not reply no matter how much you really really like showing everyone how smart you think you are!

>> No.30046374

>>30046303
>there's actual mocap and schizos sperg about kanauru doing everything
>kanauru does everything and schizos say there's mocap
comedy

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>>30046369
I really really really really really want to and you can't stop me.

>> No.30046509

>>30046365
I fucking hate futa

>> No.30046550

thank you for your submission. "dan dan" has been rejected for inclusion in the gawr gura complete archive. there is no process for appealing this decision.

>> No.30046561

>>30046215
Obviously bae wasn't mocapped you retard, gura has a suit so she did it

>> No.30046599

>>30046365
Those are some cute and funny suckable dicks. T u T

>> No.30046681

>>30045729
did nijiEN even use the walfie models at all?
all I remember is that the chibi ones that selen commissioned looked way better than walfie models, of course their charm comes from them being the first ones used in the myth anniversary stream as a "fuck it we'll make our own" thing

>> No.30046702

>>30046561
yes, they had gura mocap standing, its so obvious. Ikd why people think it was kanaoru

>> No.30046726

>>30046261
If that was true she'd be doing members streams frequently like she used to. She doesn't care about greys OR members. I honestly think that streaming is the part of her job that interests her the least and she avoids it in favor or anything else.

>> No.30046760

>>30046509
that's just called being straight, anon

>> No.30046820

>>30046760
A college educated man disproved this with facts and logic, futa is not gay.

>> No.30046822
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30046822

>recommended "party rock anthem low quality"
Gura?

>> No.30046850

>>30046509
people only like futa because of coomer brain-rot

>> No.30046894

>>30046820
Yea, they want you to eat bugs too. Enjoy your roach milk anon!

>> No.30046927

So is she gonna be in Mumei's stream and actually talk/sing or is she just a background dancer appearance with totally motion capped animations?

>> No.30046928

>>30046702
she did more than just stand, please tell me you're just trolling

>> No.30046932

>>30046550
I thought you were away and couldn't record stuff this week

>> No.30046956

>>30046894
I don't think /a/ wants me to eat the bugs, but please continue shitting and cumming.

>> No.30046991

>>30046681
not that i know of, i dont keep up with them though, also he didn't make full models of them afaik, just the animations/drawings he does but won't do for council because he hates hololive now

>> No.30047000

>>30046365
Hot but those aren't very good dicks.

>> No.30047036

>>30047000
Yeah, she should take her own advice and go to the doctor.
https://streamable.com/77asbe

>> No.30047039

>>30046850
Based and factual. If you find futa attractive you should stop cooming for a week and if you don't find it repulsive after that then you are simply a faggot.

>> No.30047067

>>30047039
not cooming for a while actually makes me more degen i find

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>>30046822
what did you do to my beautiful animated GIF?

>> No.30047103

>>30046932
i said next week.

>> No.30047137

>>30047076
huhaha

>> No.30047160

I cum exclusively to Gura's cunny because she's a feminine girlish girl and she smells good, just her cunny smells a bit like pee but that's ok and also still a good smell.

>> No.30047176

>>30047067
same desu

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>>30046991
>but won't do for council because he hates hololive now
to be fair, didn't ame kind of fuck him over by having the actual models (2d and 3d) done by someone else and not asking or paying him at any point in the process?

>> No.30047297

I wuv gooruh

>> No.30047328

>>30047182
>make fanart
>get angy about it
yeah no that's on him

>> No.30047373

Chances of Gura being in the birthday stream as live participant?

>> No.30047401

>>30047373
45%

>> No.30047432
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30047432

traitor spotted, also saw 13tharisen send supas

>> No.30047491

>>30046509
based

>> No.30047492

>>30047432
all the big superchatters do it to multiple girls, only seething poorfags care

>> No.30047495

>>30047182
he was credited for the design on stream though and he retweeted the stream, don't know if he was paid or not but it was given his consent

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>>30047373
I'd say 50/50.
Dubs confirm she is at Mumei's home.

>> No.30047536

>>30047328
I would be annoyed if my style got aped so hard that a big dog corporation used it outright without so much as a 'thanks'. That said, I don't remember Walfie having a melty or anything. He does alot more niji stuff and niji always makes sure to thank for him specifically for anything he does for them, which is a sign he probably did get skunked before, but the guy who lost his mind was the Smol Ame game guy.

>> No.30047540

>>30047492
I only supa to Gura because she's the only one I watch and love.

>> No.30047555

>>30047492
only the slutty paypigs who only pretend gura is their oshi

>> No.30047615

>>30047536
Did you miss the debut of it where they thanked him a million times?(it was the april fools one and he was in chat too) he just switched over to nijien once they debuted because shit taste

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>> No.30047687

I have a confession. Gura wasn't the first chuuba I superchatted despite being a member from the start. It was Pochi-sensei during her new outfit reveal

>> No.30047693

He went online right after she tweeted. Just another coincidence, right bros? Just one more meaningless coincidence

>> No.30047712

The "absolute waste of 3-4 hours and not worth a week of Gura's absence" stream is starting...

>> No.30047725

God this is sad, forced to watch mumei for scraps potential scraps of Gura

>> No.30047765

>>30047693
I've got another confession to make
I'm your fool
Everyone's got their chains to break
Holding you
Were you born to resist or be abused
Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you
Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you
Are you gone and on to someone new?
I needed somewhere to hang my head
Without your noose
You gave me something that I didn't have
But had no use
I was too weak to give in
Too strong to lose
My heart is under arrest again
But I break loose
My head is giving me life or death
But I can't choose
I swear I'll never give in, I refuse
Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you
Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you
Has someone taken your faith?
It's real, the pain you feel
Your trust, you must confess
Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you
Oh

>> No.30047785

>>30047725
It's not like there's a shortage of hoobuds who will happily watch her and mention when it's her turn so you fags can tune in.

>> No.30047798

>>30047615
>he just switched over to nijien once they debuted because shit taste
honestly, there's a lot of great talents in nijiEN, they just don't have anyone like gura

>> No.30047845

>>30047798
the censor doesn't hide you, nijiscum. get out

>> No.30047849

>>30047640
I like how Gura's inflection went from excited to embarrassed.

>> No.30047899

>>30047693
>he

>> No.30047932

>>30040652
As I post this I want to clarify that I don't believe she is currently in antarctica triggering second impact, but do you have a timestamp of her showing the F3? I want to post it every time those retards pop back up with this.

>> No.30047935

>>30047712
>>30047785
surely it'll be more than just a precording right

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30047936

>>30047798
Disgusting.
Leave now.

>> No.30047943

Digits and gura is not okay

>> No.30047999

Digits and I die in my sleep (finally).

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>>30047943

>> No.30048033

>>30047999
RIP bud

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>>30047999
!!!!!

>> No.30048046

>>30047999
Anon love...

>> No.30048051

>>30047798
>great talents
>don't have anyone like gura
Choose one and one only

>> No.30048062

>>30047693
Selamat pagi

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>>30047999
haha... ha

>> No.30048090
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>>30047999

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>>30047999
Later bud..

>> No.30048133

>>30047999
anon's graduation left the thread empty. It never felt the same to browse again.

>> No.30048156

>>30047640
what stream is this from?

>> No.30048162

>>30047798
>NijiEN
>Talent
pick one

>> No.30048208

>>30047999
congrats, it should've been me

>> No.30048225

>>30047999
Try not to be too jealous

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>>30047845
>>30047936
nah I think I'll stay right here, I'm not a brandwars faggot like you all are

>> No.30048252

Gura call-in to the moomers stream soon

>> No.30048255

>>30047999
Godspeed, bud.

>> No.30048306

>>30048245
enjoy your voices

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>>30048245
>light theme

>> No.30048364 [DELETED] 

Gura you fucking whore, shameless fucking snake. I'll make you pay.

>> No.30048398

>>30048306(Me)
*whores

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>>30047999

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>>30048360
I use a light theme here too ;)
buy a desk lamp

>> No.30048485

>>30048156
https://streamable.com/ac0fit

>> No.30048492

>some people just cannot make it
No Gura confirmed

>> No.30048501

>>30047693
Yeah, it was just coincidence. Better not to think about it

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>>30048245
I out rank you.
Now leave.

>> No.30048519

>>30048306
skitzo spot

>> No.30048523

>>30047492
I never superchat anyone other than Gura, im not a filthy cheater

>> No.30048634

>>30048364
This but Ame

>> No.30048631

>>30048245
Seek God and only watch hololive. Gura only cares about hololive and so should you

>> No.30048644

>>30047999
Gura NO

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>>30047999

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Canonically, Gawr Gura probably weighs more than Ame, Shion, Marine, Aqua, Luna and a few other holos

>> No.30048800

Cunt. Fake lying cunt, how can you be such a two faced whore?

>> No.30048932

>>30048800
this is not the thread to discuss your mother anon

>> No.30048976

[Mumei News]
Gura has not called in yet, Bae is currently the call in guest

>> No.30049017

>>30048932
kek

>> No.30049039

>>30048767
fat tail guhaha

>> No.30049077

>>30048800
What happen anon? No more fake screenshots?

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>>30048767
Gura weighs like 40kg at most

>> No.30049176

>>30049081
Without the tail, yes

>> No.30049246

selfish bitch

>> No.30049247

>>30049081
I can overhead press her. T u T

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you nerds do have videogames to play while she's off doing her thing right?

>> No.30049329

>>30047693
Thanks for doing the Lord's work anon, people here will close their eyes to the truth but it becomes more and more obvious everyday what's going on.

>> No.30049455

[Mumei News]
Gura has not called in yet, Ina is currently the call in guest

>> No.30049474 [DELETED] 

>>30048631
I mean, I love gura and ina but I'm just not watching ame when selen exists and is actually entertaining

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>>30049081
her tail alone is AT LEAST 50kg

>> No.30049545

>>30049455
Stop this.

>> No.30049551

>>30049474
>selen
It's worse than I thought.

>> No.30049562

>>30049474
HAHAHAHHA THE SELENPOSTER OF COURSE IT IS

>> No.30049622

>>30049455
Continue this.

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>>30049455

>> No.30049663

>>30049528
Wouldn't that give her severe back problems?

>> No.30049677

Gura is gonna be three callers from now

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>>30049039
>>30049081
Gura's tail is thicker than her thigh, almost as thick as both her thighs, longer than her leg, and is 95% muscle.

Gawr Gura is deceptively heavy for her size.

>> No.30049715

>>30049545
If I do then you won't know when Gura calls in you retard, I'm doing the people who don't want to sit through Mumei a favor
>>30049622
Thanks I'll make sure to post asap so you don't miss a second of Gura

>> No.30049713 [DELETED] 

I just don't get it. Why would he give her his cat?

>> No.30049726

>>30049528
what muscles groups would you need to carry a tail that large?

>> No.30049770

>>30049663
No, weight is supported easily if it's mounted at the waist. This is why good backpacks wrap around the lower back

>> No.30049889

>>30049726
>Gura can deadlift more than the average chumbud
It's over

>> No.30049952

[Mumei News]
Gura has not called in yet, Kronii is currently the call in guest

>> No.30050013

>>30049715
Thank you!

>> No.30050044

>>30049952
bloop status ?

>> No.30050072

>>30049726
Her lower back is probably shredded same with her upper/inner thighs.

>> No.30050098

>>30050013
no probs, I'll stop posting once gura calls in so I hope she calls in soon because I don't wanna do this all stream
>>30050044
MIA

>> No.30050105

>>30049562
selenposter doesn't even watch her

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>>30049952

>> No.30050199

>>30050044
dead hopefully

>> No.30050216

>>30050044
bloop has been dead for at least a year
gura put animated lips on his bloating corpse to mock him

>> No.30050221

>>30049551
I'm sorry, I've tried to like ame multiple times but she's just boring as fuck. Nobody else in holoEN is that unwatchable.

>> No.30050289

>>30050199
What did Bloop ever do to you for you to wish such a thing?

>> No.30050307

>>30050221
I hate her gaming streams but the other stuff she does is alright.

>> No.30050368

>>30050289
Bloop is a piece of shit and doesn't deserver to be anywhere near Gura

>> No.30050395

>>30050307
but even with that other stuff, her voice is just irritating on a primal level

>> No.30050482

Gura has not called in yet, Fauna is currently the call in guest

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>>30049889
>>30050072

>Unlike most girls who are 4ft 8 inches tall, Gawr Gura can reliably asphyxiate a grown man with her thighs

>> No.30050581

>>30050518
UOH

>> No.30050639

>>30050044
Went on to obtain a very successful wrestling career.

>> No.30050645

Oh, Gura hasn't called in yet, I thought I missed it since my browser crashed as call-ins are starting.

>> No.30050650

>>30050518
her lower body is pure muscle

>> No.30050654

>>30050307
Why are you replying to obvious nijiscum bait? you know better

>> No.30050733

>>30050395
Understandable, I feel the same way about Bae.

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>>30049663
Gura is extremely fit despite rarely if ever exercising due to tail weight alone.

>> No.30050801

Nice blinking eyes you made there Fauna.

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chumbuds did gura called in yet?

>> No.30050904

>>30050654
You probably think about Niji fans way more than they think about you.

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>>30050747
>Gura is extremely fit

fit Gura, a classic

>> No.30050943

>>30050893
Scroll up there's an anon posting updates.

>> No.30050948

>>30050893
Someone is posting the call-ins just wait for them to tell us when Gura is.

>> No.30050974

wtf that sounded like gura

>> No.30051045

[Mumei News]
Gura has not called in yet, Ame is currently the call in guest

>> No.30051125

Gura is Bottom Heavy

>> No.30051407

>>30051125
RIP Scout you were Gura's ideal mental body image

>> No.30051614

[Mumei News]
Gura has not called in yet, Sora is currently the call in guest

>> No.30051772

>>30050747
>Gura is extremely fit
Anon...

>> No.30052117

You think that just Gura manages her twitter or there is Cover staff that manages it as well?

Personally I believe she does the non-announcement posts, but I don't see her going through her art tag and doing all those likes on a regular basis.

>> No.30052279

>he doesn't know

>> No.30052280

[Mumei News]
Gura has not called in yet, IRyS is currently the call in guest

>> No.30052387

Weird bait

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Bros I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna bite the bait!

>> No.30052482

hey diddle diddle
the shark and the fiddle

>> No.30052491

>>30051772
Fit, but she has zero stamina

>> No.30052512

Gura please... I miss you

>> No.30052528

Chumbies I'm horny. Do something

>> No.30052537

i want gura and irys to collab in a weird game where they can both thrown sexual innuendos at each other until they explode

>> No.30052540

Gura not looking through her art tag is the weirdest bait I've seen yet.

>> No.30052596

>>30052491
She's certainly lean, but fit means you have stamina as well as strength.

>> No.30052613

the shrimp jumped over the moon
the little fish laughed to see such sport

>> No.30052692

>>30052537
I feel like they'd make a fun pair

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Glasgow Gooper

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>>30052528

>> No.30053012
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What did Chumbies mean by this?

>> No.30053082

>>30052117
She looks through her art tag and retweets stuff from it because she thinks it's an easy substitute from having to write posts, which would require her to keep tabs of what's going on in Hololive.

>> No.30053163

>>30053015
sause

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>>30053163

/ggg/

>> No.30053257

[Mumei News]
Gura has not called in yet, Moona is currently the call in guest

Gura cmon please

>> No.30053375

>>30053257
I have a feeling she's not coming. I just wanna hear her voice again

>> No.30053386

moona has minecraft plans for gura

>> No.30053392

>>30053257
I'm losing hope buds..

>> No.30053414

>>30053257
After the merch announcement

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>>30053257
You doing this announcing everything thing is clearly just pissing you off more. Try to contain your tantrum when she doesn't call in.

>> No.30053488

MNINECRAFT ARC INCOMING

>> No.30053487

>>30053436
No tantrum here, just keeping people updated for those not watching

>> No.30053650

[Mumei News]
Gura has not called in yet, God is currently the call in guest

>> No.30053760

>>30053650

I don't watch her often, but I love matsuri

>> No.30053764

>>30053487
kys

>> No.30053809

>>30053257
I just really hope she at least streams a little bit tomorrow before the panel or something. It really is shaping up to be a purely shillstream week. Alright, now that I've complained, she will surely appear for call-ins. That's how it works, I've bitched and will soon be grudgeposted into australia.

>> No.30053846 [DELETED] 

After all this time, I still don't get it. Why would he give her a cat?

>> No.30053862

>>30041521
If we do make it to Gen 10, en will be 100% made up of trannies streaming about black rights or some shit

>> No.30053863 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 

>>30053488
Moona building Atlantis in memory of a vanished Goob Arc incoming.

>> No.30053969

sexy space elf is not gura

>> No.30054007

>>30053650
Why would gura call herself?

>> No.30054053

>>30053650
has the reconciling begun?

>> No.30054071

[Mumei News]
Gura has not called in yet, Akirose is currently the call in guest
>>30053764
If you don't find it useful you can just ignore it instead of being a shitter.
For those keeping track, every EN except Gura,Mori have called in. (Kiara will be prerecorded confirmed and Sana maybe(??))

>> No.30054196

>>30054007
>>30054053
isn't Poseidon the god in atlantis?

>> No.30054226

>>30041521

nah, they'll group birthday streams together for girls who share a month

>> No.30054261

Those that care about the other girls are watching it, just post when Gura is on

>> No.30054306

>>30053012
Me asserting dominance on greys

>> No.30054437

[Mumei News]
Gura has not called in yet, Mori is currently the call in guest
>>30054261
It's still helpful to see how many called in and how many possibilities until gura

>> No.30054463

Fucking hell even Mori called in before Gura

>> No.30054565

>>30054463
Sometimes being last is best

>> No.30054770

>People here still believing that she will call in when she already posted on Twitter earlier
At most you'll get something prerecorded if she gave a shit about Hololive but we all know deep down that she doesn't by how much shill she does and how little she communicates. She only cares about spending more time with her "friends" and getting all that shill money

>> No.30054920

>>30054770
tldr?

>> No.30055171

>>30054920
he's going schizo from lack of Gura

>> No.30055185

she's not going to call in... it's over...

>> No.30055187

[Mumei News]
Gura has not called in yet, Reine is currently the call in guest

Most of EN done, now we're going through ID

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I have returned, Gura soon.

>> No.30055316

>>30055187
Moona called in before Calli

>> No.30055315

it's all over.... the shark has swam away......we'll never see her again bros...

>> No.30055362

Oh boy, thread is going to explode tonight. Good luck tonight buds, I'm bailing until she streams again.

>> No.30055447

>>30055362
Why, what's special about tonight?

>> No.30055505

>>30055316
Oh Fuck thanks, I somehow forgot to post for the Moona one, Sorry.

>> No.30055575

>>30055447
She isn't going to call in and everyone is going to shitpost the next 3 threads to death. I'm out.

>> No.30055618

Don't worry chumbuds, I'm sure Gura will remember to write some bullshit for another member's post in a day or two. While you're waiting, make sure to renew those cards linked to your YouTube account. After all, Gura is counting on your simp - I mean shrimp - money for her next "house hunting" adventure.

>> No.30055636

>>30055447
He thinks this isn't a benign topic compared to the doxxshit that regularly gets "discussed" here.

>> No.30055768

>>30055362
>Stream
Haha good one. You will get nothing but dogshit shill streams where she will pretend to like the thing she is shilling and you will like it

>> No.30055805

>>30055636
they don't even discuss doxxsshit, they literally make these narratives up out of whole cloth

>> No.30055860

>>30055618
who hurt you lmao?

>> No.30055863

[Mumei News]
Gura has not called in yet, Iofi is currently the call in guest

Most of ID done, I still have faith gura will call in.

>> No.30055986

Fucking hell I hate you all

>> No.30055999
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gotta have FAITH

>> No.30056028

>>30055805
I'd still rather see shitposting about something Gura actually did than it.

>> No.30056053

Gura sent a video message, retard.

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>>30055986
love you too, chumbie

>> No.30056081

>>30055863
>Faith
Just like how you had faith she would stream this past week?

>> No.30056085

>>30056053
if she had, people would be bitching about it.

>> No.30056092

Gura hasn't called in yet because she's at Mumei's house already

>> No.30056107

>>30055999
I had faith. You know what happened? A benevolent oil baron didn't buy that statue and post the pictures.

>> No.30056115

>>30055999
i want to believe

>> No.30056180

im sorry but this video isn't as good as her seminal work, cheesed to meet you

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>>30056092
I like this rrat

>> No.30056226

>>30056081
call ins take less effort and she tweeted earlier, no reason not to call in

>> No.30056297

>>30055999
Here is a good joke!
Gura's ghosting powers are so great that even a replica statue of her will ghosts everyone

>> No.30056325

>>30056092

if they were both on stream, it would devolve into total idicoy.

I'd love it.

>> No.30056383
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More Maid RP, Princess RP, collabs with Shion, cute girl games, love song karaokes, 3D tail shaking, and Kissing ASMR soon!

>> No.30056408

[Mumei News]
Gura has not called in yet, Clussy is currently the call in guest

>> No.30056504

>>30056297
Did this joke make more sense in your native language?

>> No.30056512

>>30056383
I believe

>> No.30056532

Don't worry guys, Halloween month will be great!

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>>30056383
Anon, I think you overdosed on hopium...

>> No.30056576

>>30056325
>>30056092
so the schizo a few threads ago posting about gura travelling to mumei's for an offcollab is possibly right? btw that schizo was me

>> No.30056580

>>30056408
she's not calling

>> No.30056631

>>30056504
CHING CHON

>> No.30056646

>>30056226
Doesn't matter, the "I'm busy" excuse applies to anything.

>> No.30056692

"Hey Mumei... *suck slurp* shorry I couldn't call in to gib you a happy birfday *slurp slurp*.... really busy.. *cough cough* hey not so deep.... *slurp* really really busy.... *suck* shorry!"

>> No.30056697

>>30056580
I still believe she's going to call in soon, I've been holding my piss in the entire time while posting updates so I want sweet relief soon.

>> No.30056792

>>30056692
I didn't know you had the transcript to your mom calling in.

>> No.30056819

She's busy with projects

>> No.30056832

>>30056792
KEK

>> No.30056857

>>30056692
why would your mother be calling in?

>> No.30056858

Reminder that Mumei freaked out at the beginning of the stream that someone "wasn't in discord" and "was here". There are only a few people it could be now.

>> No.30056881

>>30056792
It's what was happening when she muted that Tremors stream for 20 minutes.

>> No.30056902

>>30056832
Not even funny?

>> No.30056906

>>30056383
You forgot RFA, switch sports, and sex with (You) rp.

>> No.30056911

is that polka?

>> No.30056971

>>30056858
It's Anya!

>> No.30056981

>>30056697
EN already happened ...

>> No.30056993

>>30056911
Yes. 9-11 anon.

>> No.30057002

>>30056881
dyrbi

>> No.30057051

>>30056911
PORUKAORUKA

>> No.30057057

>>30056902
It's very funny because your mom is a whore cunt

>> No.30057077

>>30056981
They're not going in any order like that for this. Mumei sent out invites last minute. Sora was before IRyS and a bunch of JP before Calli

>> No.30057164

>>30056993

I had the stream muted and and didn't see a portrait after she shrank lofi

>> No.30057188

>>30057057
No, youre mom is a hore
Eat shit

>> No.30057296

>>30057188
you can't even speak English, monkey + your mom is a whore

>> No.30057382

>>30057296
Ur Amerimut

>> No.30057407

Even if Gura does call in, it's pretty damning that - like usual - the first time we hear her after an extended break is due to an obligatory event like this or a shill stream.

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gooogooogaga

>> No.30057516

Gura's mom just called in

>> No.30057591

[Mumei News]
Gura has not called in yet, Kaela is currently the call in guest

Only 3 possible ID left and Gura, Mumei said people are still waiting

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>His joke landed flat
>Gets asshurt people are making fun of his mom.
Maybe trolling just isn't something for you. Try a new hobby

>> No.30057667

>>30057407
Yeah I guess if you're a faggot you might care about that.

>> No.30057760

>>30057591
4 ID*

>> No.30057845

>>30057760
oh right I forgot to count anya

>> No.30057856

https://twitter.com/cover_corp/status/1506187912077258752
https://twitter.com/cover_corp/status/1506187912077258752
https://twitter.com/cover_corp/status/1506187912077258752
https://twitter.com/cover_corp/status/1506187912077258752
https://twitter.com/cover_corp/status/1506187912077258752

>> No.30057916

The Minecraft penguin likes dolphins the best, interesting

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>sleep deprived
>games non stop
>still calls in
Hello? Based department?

>> No.30057957

>>30057407
The important thing is that you've found a way to be mad no matter what.

>> No.30057964

>>30057845
Understandable, she is honorary JP.

>> No.30057982
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>>30056092
A couple of good off-collabs isn't worth the three weeks of down time where Gura prepares to travel, travels, doesn't stream from wherever she stays, travels back home, gets sick from being outside, takes extra time to settle in, etc.
We learned that the hard way.

>> No.30058005

>>30057856
Why did they use an image of Gura for a homo recruitment tweet

>> No.30058043

>>30057856
i would rather die than work for cover corp

>> No.30058046

>>30057856
did they finally fire omega?

>> No.30058055

>>30057667
It's a consistent and statistically significant pattern. It indicates that she views streaming as an obligation. And that, in of itself, is incredibly disheartening. It's what truly disillusioned me with Gura because it's the one 'rrat' that is blatantly self-evident.

>> No.30058108

[Mumei News]
Gura has not called in yet, Coyote is currently the call in guest

>> No.30058109

>>30058005
Because Gura is EN VTuber #1

>> No.30058132

>>30058005
Need to entice them with the most erotic holo. T u T

>> No.30058141

>>30057856
>Gura is outed as being a man
No...

>> No.30058142

>>30058046
Oh please let it be true!

>> No.30058143

>>30058055
Yeah I guess if you're a faggot you might care about that.

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>>30057856
I feel bad for the homos if they don't even have a manager.

>> No.30058240

>>30058046
>>30058142
Anons, that tweet is from March

>> No.30058273

>>30058215
They are probably better off that way

>> No.30058276

>>30057982
idk i liked those streams and thought they were worth it. Not sure why her promise that july would be back to normal was wrong though

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>>30058141
Girly shota Gura...

>> No.30058312

>>30058240
Oh.. yea it is.. Now I'm just disappointed..

>> No.30058341

>>30058215
They still have middle management and the ojisan said he wqs surprised how much shit he has to do off stream. What the hell does Cover make them do?

>> No.30058380

>>30058215
>>30058273
They have a super retarded one still forcing them to do 1 hour streams max 2 weeks later.

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>>30058291

>> No.30058409

Hello chumbuds
Someone in /who/ said that gura is streaming right now but she isn't publicly. Is she member streaming or was that just libel?

>> No.30058426

>>30058291
>>30058341
I'd give the homos a chance if they had a cute shota character but its all BL bait.

>> No.30058438

>>30058312
Well, that is the default way to feel about Cover management.

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>>30058005
Luring men with loli is an age old tactic.

>> No.30058508

>>30058409
It was a "Mumei and Gura sound the same" joke

>> No.30058511

>>30056383
Graduation is more realistic

>> No.30058528

>>30058426
Give em a chance anyway, they're more like brotubers than nijien fujo bait

>> No.30058542

>>30058143
Why yes, I do care about the earnestness and sincerity of a would-be idol. You could say it's the defining characteristic. If all she sees in 'Gura' is a meal ticket, she's an awful idol no matter what her skillset or ability may be.

>> No.30058551

>>30058409
She's not. No. But she did wish Mooms a happy Birdday.

>> No.30058580

>>30058542
Yeah I guess if you're a faggot you might care about that.

>> No.30058608

>>30058528
i doubt any of them are more entertaining than northernlion, also stop posting offtopic shit

>> No.30058776

>>30058528
fuck off homo shill

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>>30057856
Herro! Today we revearing favorite vchuuba Gawr Gura have penis! Prease understand. Thank you

>> No.30058837

Shame of Japan....

>> No.30058881

[Mumei News]
Gura has not called in yet, Not NInja is currently the call in guest
Bladder Status:
To the brink

>> No.30058962

>>30058528
why are you homo shillers so fucking shameless
nobody wants to hear your "brotuber" cope

>> No.30059007

>>30058881
You have more than enough time to go pee retard. Or use a cup.

>> No.30059090

>>30058962
>>30058776
I just replied to someone else who started the offtopic first bro, why blame me instead of them

>> No.30059104

>>30058835
TWO penises, retard

>> No.30059112

>>30058881
Just go bud. It's not healthy to hold it in.

>> No.30059187

You know, it would be really great if they said who couldn't make it when they say some people can't. I get why they don't, I get it would slash a percentage of the viewers right off the bat, but still.

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IROHA
God I love that little ninja

>> No.30059241

>>30057856
why is everyone seriously replying to this tweet from March 22nd? its over 4 months old

>> No.30059275

>>30059112
>>30059007
I might if she doesn't come after Iroha since I was expecting her right after IRyS or before merch.

>> No.30059311

Realistically, what good reason would she have to not call in?

>> No.30059314

>>30059241
Because it was Gura's gender reveal

>> No.30059351

>>30059187
The kind of viewers who care all frequent threads on 4chan or 5ch or discords or twitter where they will instantly find out when she shows up. Just turn it off.

>> No.30059362

>>30059311
tummy hurt

>> No.30059396

>>30059311
she didn't bother

>> No.30059467

>>30059311
""""busy"""" with """""projects"""""

>> No.30059470

>>30059311
busy

>> No.30059474

[Mumei News]
Gura has not called in yet, Anya is currently the call in guest
Bladder Status:
Gonna go empty it, hope Gura doesn't sneak in while I'm gone

>> No.30059491

I just want to fuck her and make her my wife why is this too much to ask

>> No.30059500

>>30059311
she already tweeted

>> No.30059530

>>30059351
I'm watching because I actually do like Moom, I'm just also shaking for my next shark hit.

>> No.30059540

>>30059311
>Realistically, what good reason would she have to not call in?
The same as she had for ghosting us the past week, which is none.

>> No.30059546

>>30057667
>>30057957
NTA, but I'd be butthurt because it sends the message that saying happy birthday to someone in hololive is VASTLY more important than actually streaming or even communicating to her fans with any regularity.

>> No.30059560

>>30059491
I want to turn her into a public use onahole. T u T

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