/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>30036975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqQyKNeA1ZE
Here's the clip where she says she can't drive, from 2021.

>>30036975
you know other people can drive her right?

>>30036975
>>30037089
The pause is not from what she said before but what she wanted to say after.
>can I say this or I'll get doxxed?

>>30036975
friends can drive her

>>30036975
That's absolutely retarded, what reason would she have to suddenly learn how to drive now?

>>30037326
yeah i'd be terrified if she was actually on the road given her past stories of driving on the farm or w.e

>>30037231
>>30037299
Who? She claims not to know anyone where she lives.

>>30037413
She's never made that claim, you don't think she has friends?

>>30037413
She either has friends/parents bringing her around or she doesn't drive, her getting a driving license is retarded.

>>30037413
She has never once said anything like that

>>30037496
>doesn't drive
I mean she orders stuff to her house.

>>30036975
She will get into an accident and lose her legs and become a vegetable

>>30037711
is that why she stopped streaming?

>>30036975
>can't drive in 2021
>can drive in 2022
she......... learned to drive

>>30037928
yeah no. more like she's talking about walking through the drive through which is a thing you can do

>>30038048
>which is a thing you can do
??? Then why would you ever enter the fast food then.

you're trying to imply she has a boyfriend? dude you're a schizo

>>30038125
normal people enter the regular way, autists like gura fantasize walking through it for the luls

>young american white woman doesn’t know how to drive
How fucking stupid are you people

>>30037413
>Who? She claims not to know anyone where she lives.
Not to add into any schizo theories, but I remember her talking about late night runs to diners like IHops a while back so unless she's walking there alone in the middle of the night, she has friends in her area.
Also the entire concept of her past suggests she's not a completely alone retard if you think about it.

>>30038236
it's possible, i'm not a woman but I can't drive because of ptsd from bad drive learning lessons like her and just stay at home all the time and order delivery.

>>30038331
I mean she moved states from her family, you'd expect she had some friends there or at least met some people

>>30038331
why do people act like gura having friends is a big deal? I'm a fucking turbo autist that doesn't touch grass for months but i still have a couple friends that i can hang out with if i wanted to

>>30038495
They're envious they're not her friends. This goes for any chuuba btw.

>>30038540
boyfriend/girlfriend envy is understandable but most people have friends unless they're some deranged antisocial psycho.

>>30038643
>unless they're some deranged antisocial psycho
Where do you think you are?

>>30036975
Gura should learn to drive because she will have a higher sex rate which means quantitatively making more unicorns writhe in pain at a higher rate.

Gura has mentioned before getting her driver's license.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5CTmyhfqLo&t=8s

>>30036975
It was just a song cover bro chill

>>30036975
>Why would she talk about going to a drive-thru if she doesn't drive? The long pause just after saying it, followed by the quick change of subject, really makes it look like an "oh shit, did I just say that? wtf do I do?" moment.
her boyfriend takes her
women cant drive take your meds op.

>>30038841
man I miss the old gura karaokes, when she was at her PEAK. Idk what the fuck happened since those days

>>30038495
>why do people act like gura having friends is a big deal
I think it's probably that one schizo posting Chumjokers shit since spamming dox clearly isn't doing the job anymore so he has to change tactics.
Realistically anyone who actually gave a fuck about it had this realization over a year ago when it was new so he's just screaming into the void.
>>30038643
>most people have friends unless they're some deranged antisocial psycho
This is the last place you should be surprised about having actual friendless retards anon. You have everything from slight social outcasts, to friendless workaholics, to down syndrome NEETs.

I mean she’s talked about going into town and visiting shops so im pretty sure she has a car. In her ASMR stream, you can tell she lives on or right next to a road with pretty busy traffic - cars going fast and stuff. So she probably doesn’t live in a downtown area. So she’s quite obviously driving places or ubering at least.

>>30038923
my theory is that she shared some of her singing brain cells with ame so she could improve

>>30039030
I don't think a busy road proves shit about whether you live in the burbs or not. I live in the burbs too and there's some stuff nearby I can walk to.(Mcdonalds which also explains her diet

>>30038495
I don't, most millennials don't have friends.

funny how nobody mentions the existence of uber or lyft

>>30041503
sure nigga, lemme just uber to mcdonalds

>>30042273
if I walk I get harassed by homeless niggers

>>30042273
>he doesn't uber
Your loss

>>30036975
vroom vroom *hoocha* car noise

>>30038331
She's mentioned taking the bus. Also Uber is a thing.

>>30045860
another drive-by. tragic

>>30037413
>Who

Her boyfriend - me

>>30042273
>Gura can't get McDonald's delivered

>>3003833
nah you're wrong, gura is so lonely that she needs to talk with some spinster around the vicinity to vent her feelings about being a big name vtuber, or at the very least she doesn't have any "real" friends that can be trusted with the big secret.

>>30037299
>friends
Disgusting whore

Don't know or care if she can drive or not, but if retarded friends of mine can waste unholy amounts of money on doordash then the rich shark girl can too

pouet pouet st hubert barbecue

>>30057700
>doordash
are you okay retard? who would say drivethru when they mean doordash?

>>30036975
that's fucked up if she did that. What else is she hiding?

>>30036975
It's a metaphor for her relationship with Ame. Listen to her driver license and you will understand

>>30036975
She's a very private person. Twitch zoomers like yourself wouldn't understand.

>>30036975
OP, I want to go to the moon but I don't have a rocket. Am I a liar and secretly Elon Musk?
You can want things and not have the means for them. I'm guessing you are autistic and/or ESL.

>>30037413
it's me, we fuck in my car every night because I live in it

>>30038149
/thread

>If you dont accurarely report everything that is going on with your life, to a bunch of crazed virgin fans, you are a lying whore!
Please kill yourselves.

>>30036975
she's always been relatedly bad at lying. but i dont blame her paranoia

Because she lies all the fucking time. I keep telling you this is gonna be Rushia all over again but no, I'm the crazy one. She could just not bring shit up at all to begin with but chooses to lie.

>>30074476
yes, that's how this business work, roastie.

>>30036975
Gura is a character played by someone for money. You can't take literally anything she says at face value.

Why again do we care if she can or can't drive?
Hell, the way USA is designed it'd be more terrifying if she didn't drive
>Get on bus
>Get off smelling like piss or being stalked by some wagecuck or welfare chaser
>walk
>Get catcalled or worse the entire time

>>30076665
We don't care about her being able to drive, we care about her taking driving lessons (to drive somewhere) and PURPOSELY KEEPING IT SECRET.
If she had just gone on as normal, or even casually mentioned that she got her license, I wouldn't have batted an eye. But you can't argue that her not wanting her chat to find out she learned to drive is sus.

>>30076065
No it doesnt you delusional imbecile. Please kill yourself and do this world a favor. You are beyond retarded.

>>30076065
>Girl streams for audience
>WE OWN HER AND EVERYTHING SHE DOES IN REAL LIFE MUST BE ACCURATELY REPORTED TO US
Are you actually that stupid? If you are like over 15 years of age and still believe in this shit, it is time for the rope.

>>30076665
ubers and taxis exist y'know

>>30037413
Uber?

>>30036975
why would you be an above-20 person and not know how to drive in 2k22?

>>30038495
>I'm a fucking turbo autist that doesn't touch grass for months
true
>but i still have a couple friends that i can hang out with if i wanted to
false

>>30077835
Why do you care if she didn't tell chat? She's not obligated to. If she wants to talk about it, she will. If not, boo fucking hoo.

Not even a chumchud, this is literally some parasocial as fuck shit. Go reexamine your priorities.

>>30083674
Cause her not being afraid to mention she couldn't drive a year ago, but being afraid to mention she can drive now, means she wants to HIDE something.

>>30081668
because i'm scared of driving

>>30083777
>she wants to HIDE something
Yeah this

>>30038048
>>30038125
>>30038180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka1F4jWmE5Q

vroom vroom VROOM *honk* *honk* hehe

>>30037231
I drive Gura pretty hard every night

>>30086372
I wrote this post.

>>30083809
are you a woman

>>30036975
On one hand, why do you care about Gura getting a driver's license, it's a perfectly normal thing to have and seeing as she's a 'murican, it was weird that she didn't have one.
On the other hand, why the fuck is Gura so paranoid that she can't even talk about getting a driver's license? Am I missing something, like a public database with all licenses listed and she's trying to avoid being doxxed?

>>30038236
Young Zoomer females overwhelmingly can't drive, it's actually fucking astounding. They get shuttled around everywhere.

>>30086670
My guess is the circumstances under which she got it would be pretty hard for her to talk about with chat.

She just ordered an Uber to take her through the drivethru

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