/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I miss my lazy shark wife the most....

>>30017867
me in the foreground

Gura cute Gura cute!

Gurass

Gura's gonna kiss me!

She won't stream today
Or tomorrow
Or the next day
Or the next day
Or the next day
Or the next day

Cunny slitty

I just want to be told the truth.

Would you?

>>30018060
Hey..... she MIGHT stream on Monday at best.

I know she'll be back soon, but I still miss me shork.

>>30018175
No she wont.
She was gonna be back soon for the last few months.
Shes probably gonna come back with the shill stream like she always does anyways.

>>30018147
I'm sorry Anon, but the truth is you have AIDS

People took personal offense to the "shark-girl idol" line

Does she even like us?
Because I'm not sure I'd like me.
And I know I don't like a bunch of you guys in these threads...

>>30017697
>Then she needs to get better at doing them.
Agreed and I am holding out hope that her new "Shark idol" path will result more projects with less downtime required because of them, call me a foolish optimist but I am hoping this offcollab + expo arc is an aberration that has drained her batteries more than usual and that it will get better.
On the permissions thing I just think that cover needs to fundamentally change the way they manage the EN branch, games that other EN streamers play without issue should be fair game, companies that have open "you can stream our products" disclaimers should be enough, the risk of legal ramifications if they show a single copyrighted meme on stream is extremely low outside of Japan and Cover should realise this and manage the en branch differently, its crazy how suffocating the environment is compared to basically any other en streamer even other EN corpo chuubas.

I don't see a reason to pretend I'm happy about the way it's going.
Multiple days of Gura is fantastic but then you get smacked in the face with another 5 or possibly 6 of nothing at all.
Why can't it just be more normal, why can't she stretch things out a bit so you don't have this sine wave looking activity curve

Do you think she wishes she had different fans?

>>30018664
No, she loves her shrimps.

>>30018147
The truth is she really is working on stuff but she could also make an effort to stream or update us. She however considers that to be more work and won't. It's that simple.

>>30018164

>>30018164
Would you not?

>>30018822
>interacting with her fans is just more work
That's weird, I was told she loves her fans.

>>30018664
Lazy fans barely do any cum tributes...

>>30018333
>ISRAEL

>Ayame: 52 days
>Aqua: 2+ Weeks
>Shion: A week
>Gura: 4 days and we know it's con stuff and projects.
People are getting really silly.

>>30018164
Kitten... T w T

Why are 50+% of the posts in these threads from mentally ill people now? We went from "Gura doko?" to "she literally hates all of her fans" and "she isn't working on anything, she's just being lazy and refusing to work"

This whole year has been a disaster.

>>30018924
I'm not okay with comparing myself to any of those though.

>>30018924
wait so you're telling me that people who spend all day trying and failing to spread FUD about a virtual anime shark girl aren't to be trusted?

>>30019011
More than a disaster it's been a massive disappointment. She seemed so hyped after Holofes and even said that this year was going to be amazing...

>>30019009
cuz someone thinks it's fun to larp here all day every day.

>>30019009
I never said she hates her fans.
I was just wondering if she likes us because the more I think about it, why would she ever like me or anyone else here?

Guras been playing Rust
https://youtu.be/ca5ExgHAWbA

>>30019329
She uses it to avoid sleep when she has those early morning recording sessions

>>30019329
Old news, but someone's gotta keep the base alive if Mumei or Fauna wont.

>>30018924
>Comparing Gura's laziness to the absolute worst
The point is to make sure she doesn't get that bad

>>30019129
Maybe she thinks the shill song, the umisea shit and whatever drivel she's working on will be huge wins. Certainly no significant part of the fanbase will try and tell her otherwise. And having gotten away with doing so little in terms of streaming, she'll never go back to 2021 or schedules even if hololive never really asks her to do behind the scenes shit again

>>30019329
>>30019446
Hasn't the server reset already?

>>30019446
Heard the server was gonna reset tomorrow. I'm hoping she stream to show off how much better she's gotten since that first stream, but not holding breath.

[Spoiler]I wish i was smarter[/spoiler]

>>30019446
There will be a reset soon, though.

>>30018924
This s how it started for shion, ayame and Aqua too.

>>30018924
It will be at least a week before she streams again

>>30019569
same desu

>>30018924
Laziness in general is bad, and it shouldn't be enabled, don't compare her to the worst cases to feel better about it.

Yeah, people are talking like she streams twice a month now.
>only streams
Cover hate they don’t do anything for her!!
>works on projects SHE wants, is up early in the morning most days
Why won’t Gura stream, lazy shark!
>Valkerie connect lines
>3D live
>new song cover in few days
>Original idol song
>FANSA
>Mem Karaoke
>Gura being CUTE
>buying Daki
I will enjoy all of this by the end of this year. You a schizofag and I an Idolchad are not the same.

>>30018924
she will realize how much more comfortable not streaming is while making comparable money for the "rare" streams.

>>30019674

>>30019077
Kind of like the FUD you're spreading about it only being a few days when even she herself acknowledged it's been ongoing for way too long, despite not wanting to talk about that sort of thing to begin with.
>>30019129
I was more ready for holofes to be over than anything, since the leadup to it had less streams from everyone in general. I knew it had to happen to debut the 3D, but I also knew we weren't going to get very much out of it since they couldn't be in japan to record anything big anyways. This is just kind of a very long, drawn out pre-holofes arc, for me. I know something is coming, multiple somethings, and that she says she's doing it for us, so she thinks it's worth all this, but I doubt I'll agree once we see for ourselves. I'll be happy for her and cheer her on because it makes her happy but I'm ready for this to be over.

Ah shit, here we go again...

>>30019674
>Valkerie connect lines
I hope it's not this. I played that shit a bit after the Hololive collab and found out how greedy and lazy the shitty devs for that game are.

>>30019674
You forgot the ERP streams, some of them using the 3Dio and later the KU100.

Does anyone else indulge in elaborate fantasies about saving Gura from a stalker or rapist or rescuing her in a disaster situation that invariably winds it's way around to her giving up the cunny?

cons cons cons, Just when I thought I couldn't hate summer any further.

>>30019910
No, I fantasize abut being the stalker AND rapist

>>30017867
where Gura? when next stream?

>>30019910
No?
I just fantasize about getting the cunny the normal way

>>30019910
i fantasize about her releasing a song that i want to listen to a second time, or even a third

>>30019960
Based but you will be my enemy in my delusions anon

>>30019910
That will be one of the ERP scenarios, rescuing the damsel in distress.

>>30020009

>>30019964
She will be on Mumei’s bd call in today, tomorrow you can watch her on crunchyroll stream with Ame, and then she will have the Alice Fiction stream the next day. 3Days of Gura anon!!

Str***ing a ga*e

>>30019674
based strongbud

>>30019011
>>30019129
fucking weak, june was peak kino, july was meh but we will probably see the fruits of it later this month

I feel like the doom posting would be a lot less effective if shit wasn't just getting worse and worse. Do you guys expect normal to be "back to the good old days" or just "back to February"?

I had a vision and i saw Gura streaming in exactly 6 hours and 20 minutes
Rejoice

>>30018555
And what she's gonna do a solo concert with Hatsune Miku with 2 original songs only?

>>30020517
she has 3 she can do right now, reflect, umisea, and Q, also concerts are not necessarily only originals

Hey faggots, look what I found. She was hiding in my closet smelling my cumsocks. What do I do with this thing?

>>30019669
We can compare her with Irys then

Maid Gura will eventually submit to Master's cock after enough RP streams.

>>30020710
Oh nyo

>>30020393
I'm expecting something like the first half of june once most of her shit is done, so probably like 40 or more hour months, which is kinda what she did if you take into account the 5 or so offcollabs she was in

>>30019129
>this year was going to be amazing
Source of that?
Myth anniversary, Umisea something
and then......................................
big projects + big dreams = FUCKING LIE

>>30020393
if the only option is to go on more or less like this, then i would encourage her to graduate as soon as reasonably possible. end it more like seinfeld, and don't bury the best part of your run under a long, slow, depressing decline like the simpsons.

>>30020905
love how "fans" of her just want less gura, nice try anti

>>30020905
I encourage you to eat a bullet

Are you guys ready for the secret project to be announced?

>>30020993
>>30021002
i don't want years and years of her current type of output to become her legacy. this is not sub par. this is flat out fucking awful.

>"""""projects"'"""

>>30021087
Then you're welcomed to fuck off. No one is forcing you here.

>>30020359
>but we will probably see the fruits of it later this month
Let me made a list:
-Cover song from Fantastic Youth
-Original Jazz Song
-Myth Anniversary
-Umisea something leak by Aqua

Thats all. She take 2 months for that????? The others EN do projects but they stream more than you right now!!!!!!!!!!

>>30020393
I don't expect anything at this point. I'm trying to make peace with the fact that things will never get better after foolishly thinking that those member's post and the maid stream were a sign of her getting it together again

is there some insight as to why she’s called fauna “mommy” like twice on stream accidentally

>>30021087
>caring about her "legacy" over just wanting to spend as much time as possible with her
You sound like you're not a chumbud just a numberfag, fuck off retard

>>30021087
then just leave, stop being such a drama queen her output took a small hit these past couple months, big deal, you're talking like it is 1/10 of what she used to do when really it's more like 75%

>>30021191
>accidentally

>>30021191
Fauna is actually a mom

>>30021137
you can act as high and mighty as you want, and it won't change anything. she needs to turn it around hard and fast. if that means spamming lawsuits under threat of leaving until the managers in her reporting chain are wiped away, then she should get a lawyer immediately. it cannot go on like this.

>>30021216
this is about quality, not quantity.

>>30019910
My fantasies are vanilla as hell. Me and Gura living in a nice cottage in the mountains and happily married. Stuff like that.

>>30020179
thank you!

>>30021148
sounds nice, also who cares about the others

>>30021300
>this is about quality, not quantity.
her quality has been better than ever

Piss on my fucking cock, Gura. Do it now.

>>30021447
the best song you have to look foward to is abominable gacha sewage. it's literally sickening to watch.

>>30021300
At least this bait angle is different, you're still an obvious threadshitter and not a fan though.

>>30021520
i'm a fan who has had enough of watching her career be aggressively destroyed.

>>30021300
>lawsuits
What the fuck am I reading

>>30021503
no? first of all it won't be a cover, just a kara like with princess connect

>>30019910
I have an elaborate fantasy of Gura streaming four times in one week

>>30021604
the managers are criminally incompetent toxic waste. her personal manager unironically belongs in a fucking prison cell.

>>30021596
>Gura please graduate because I care about how other people are gonna think of you
You're clearly not a fan. You care more about her "legacy" than her actually being around, no sane fan would say that.

>>30021689
the only way you could possibly justify wanting to force her to have years and years with her name stuck on output like this is if you hate her.

>Maid Gura cooking for Master w/ handcam!
>Maid Gura expertly massaging Master w/ 3Dio!
>Maid Gura tea time with Master zatsudan!
>Maid Gura kneeling and servicing Master with her nimble fingers and deft tongue!

>>30021799
yeah, me

>>30021655
Good luck with that then.

>>30021755
>i'd rather have no streams and no new content ever again than have slow months
You sure sound like a real fan.

jwu and from the thread i guess no luck today either uh

>>30021997
you want her to be unemployable? she's heading toward unemployable.

>>30022082
You're moving the goalposts anon, and if she's doing work for cover behind the scenes right now she's clearly far from unemployable.

Remember when she commissioned seasonal-theme schedules? she actually wants to do one schedule per season

>>30022082
nta but your retarded buddy
I'd employ her for life as my maid and she could work once a month for what I care and I'd still pay her full wage.

>>30022279
two more months like this and her hololive brand is only good for scrap.

>>30022082
She's employed as my sharkwife for life.

>>30022342
oh so you're a threadshitter and a newfag. no one is surprised though

>anon in charge of predicting the future

aaaaauwwaaaaa iiii jmissssm guuugrrruuuugggg guuuuuyhbbfdi

>>30022581
Aim better next time.

>>30022581
same

Where is my bum bum shark?

>>30022822
evolving

>>30021191
Fuana asked Gura if she wanted to drink from her fat titties during the couple hours she was at the offcollab. Gura quickly agreed and long story short they are in a MDLG relationship now

>>30022442
WW3 soon, civil war to follow. Quarter three positive but flattish uoh but quarter four will be a shit show.

>>30022913

how we coping with no shark today?

>>30023097
She is still working 20h per day

>>30023097
thinkin about how noel said she wanted to suffocate gura in between her tits whenever she comes to japan one day

>>30023097
Bold of you to assume I cope, rather than mope.

>>30023097
art reps and vidya

>>30023097
Wallowing in loneliness and self pity.

how's it hanging my niggaz?

>>30023961
Boring everyday without
Gawr"The lazy liar" Gura

>>30023199
GIWTWM

>>30018147
SHE'S STEALING IT

https://streamable.com/51lxs7

Y'all are just like the fancucks.

>>30024241
maybe but i'm confident our end will be a lot more respectable

>>30023097
Badly, I don't get why she is like this still.

>>30024288
True, at least Gura isn't dumb enough to have any yabs appear on screen after the RF incident + she wouldn't go to Keemstar to spill the beans.

>>30022994
IT'S EVOLVING TOO QUICKLY!

she will reward our patience
be good chums until then

>>30024753
I don't know what she'd even do to make up for it at some point
A full album release?

>>30024910
sex tape with her bf which is yours truly

why the Shark girl not stream?

>>30024241
I'm not brown though?

I miss Gura...
I miss her smile and voice
I miss her cute face
I miss her chunky cute tail
And I miss her blue eyes...

>>30023097
I'm unironically looking forward to hear her voice in mooms bd

Oh fuck off retards. We'll see her today

>>30024383
I still think about how the VOD was privated then unprivated but that part still there, did she fuck up editing it out?

Did IRyS actually follow through and send feet pics to Gura?

>>30025207
She did say that she sent a pic(s)? of her feet in a stream, though I read this in the threads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Mw6ODSsYxI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Mw6ODSsYxI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Mw6ODSsYxI
Chances of shark appearing here are high so make sure to watch.

>>30025254
I'll let the others watch, they'll mention her joining here.

>>30025254
>Chances of shark appearing here are high
how so?

>>30025254
I think I'm actually going to skip it, if so. I think it'll make me miss her more, since if she doesn't show up solo today she probably won't until next week. Yes, I know there's a shill stream on Saturday and I'll watch it but I always have mixed feelings about those.

>>30025103
you said that yesterday....

>>30024753
She will reward her cumbuds. More Maid RP, collabs with Shion, cute girl games, love song karaokes, 3D tail shaking, and Kissing ASMR.

>>30025344
you think she'd pass up a chance to join mario kart with the new tracks? She joined bae and kiara's mk streams randomly before, maybe others too.
>>30025306
fair enough but i don't wanna miss a second if she does and it looks like a fun time anyway

>>30025471
i don't want collabs with shion, they are retarded and can't communicate past the language barrier.

>>30025533
This is why Gura loves her cumbuds the most.

>plays Apex match
>dies
>checks Twitter and Youtube for shark updates
>plays Apex match
>dies
>checks Twitter and Youtube for shark updates
>plays Apex match
>dies
>checks Twitter and Youtube for shark updates
>plays Apex match
>dies
>checks Twitter and Youtube for shark updates
>plays Apex match
>dies
>checks Twitter and Youtube for shark updates

>>30025611
stop dying anon, it's why she isn't streaming

>>30025474
>you think she'd pass up a chance to join mario kart with the new tracks?
Yes

>>30025611
You have to win 1 match for her to announce stream.

>>30025611
The key here is to not play Apex. If you play something else maybe she'll appear

>>30025642
but she wouldn't have to even stream, she's played rust off stream in her absence so i can see her randomly popping into mario kart

>>30025474
I've got work, then errands to run, so leave a timestamp if she does appear.

>>30025698
alright, i gotchu

I have schizophrenia.
Gura is currently in my room RIGHT NOW.

At least we know she'll definitely appear tomorrow evening at crunchyroll

>>30025282
luv her

>>30026054
....

>>30025695
anon, she played rust over a week by now, you have to let go... she's gone...

>>30026133
Gura became Rust...

>>30025474
Anon, if she's free enough to join randomly then she would have just joined the collab instead of passing when they were looking for people.
She's busy. Let her do her shit and wait patiently.

>>30026568
you dont believe that, i dont believe that
nobody does

Is gura dead?

>>30026654
I do, her sleeping hours must be wacked from the early morning recordings at the very least

>>30026054
Haha yea.....

>>30026568
I can't imagine her being active doing anything for more than 4 hours on a given day

Gura liked this image

>>30026769
It's because I'm in that image

Oh man, I'm so excited to see what tweet she'll like today! Maybe she'll be really generous and give us a RETWEET! She really does spoil us with all this content.

I do think that she is busy, it's just that to her being busy can be as little as recording vocals for an hour and then that's it for the day before she goes to lay down on the couch and watch some cooking tv

>>30025254
No they arent Fauna literally said she invited Gura and she said no.

>>30026769
yeah, those are all me

>>30026915
Timestamp?

>>30026915
reminds me of me saying no to friends even if I technically could join because it would tire me out from doing stuff I had to do

>>30027012
I still do this all the time. I'm suprised my friends still invite me to things.

>>30026915
>>30026866
>>30026743
>>30026654
>>30026568
I think she is busy if she refuses to join collabs with Fauna, considering Fauna is literally domming her in ERP at this point

>>30026915
That's not what she said
She said it was an open invitation and not everyone was available.

>>30026769
She loves her shrimpies!

>>30027058
i dont think fauna is as important to gura as you think she is

>>30027058
Or... some sort of family emergency...

>4h 23m to possible guerrilla stream
I believe in my lovely wife thus I shall patiently wait.
In pain but patiently.

kek

I'm fucking done. Goodbye

>>30027157
Finally, nobody liked you here anyways

>>30027157
bitch you aint even been here

>>30027157
I'm getting closer to being the last chumbie. It's only a matter of time now.

>>30027122
>gura streaming on a day where mumei has a birthday which she will call into for 3 mins

>>30020393
What’s wrong with gura streaming less? I’m fine with this output if we get more conventions

>>30027110
that would still be busy, not sure what else you are implying by that
>>30027100
>just happens to call Fauna "mommy" on stream multiple times
>uuuuuu fags are convinced Fauna got dumped (granted /who/fags will tell you the exact stream they think Mumei got dumped)
>Fauna confirmed bisexuals
Gura is getting groomed

>>30027122
anon pls, its mooms birthday today stop hurting yourself and wait for gura to call her

I want to make love to Gura. I imagine Gura sitting on my lap, leg-locking me while deeply penetrated as I hug her tightly, then kiss her forehead and her cheeks, caressing her hair, her back and her butt-cheeks. I love Gura so much it's unreal.

>>30027273
Get out of here teacuck.

>>30027333
me on the left

>>30027288
>uuuuuu fags are convinced Fauna got dumped
anon the only reason they think that is to feel good about themselves, the other points are somewhat relevant though

>>30027255
yes, cant wait to hear her voice !

>>30027273
Shut up

>>30027333
me under guras left foot

>>30027304
>implying Gura will even call in
At this point I have higher hopes on fucking Sana making an appearance.

Gura.

Describe the first thought that comes to mind when you hear her name.

>>30027273
kys

>>30027565
her precious snort laugh.

>>30027565
Who?

>>30027565
I wish she'd do twitter reps already...

>>30027565
I'd love to embrace her every day especially when she's feeling down or frustrated and I'd love to pat her head and caress her pretty and fluffy, wavy long hair. Whenever she cries I would caress her tear-stained cheeks and tell her I'll be there for her whenever she needs me until death takes me away from her. I love her so much it's unreal.

>>30027565
Love

>>30027565
her stinky borgar breath

>>30027565
Sneezes

Why do I love her so much? I want to hug and head pat and cuddle and nakadashi.
It's unfair.

>>30027565
Sex

>>30027628
does kronii's head work just like a cacodemon?
can she shoot fireballs from her mouth?

Do you think Gura might actually secretly hate her job and her fans?

>>30027910
Yes

>>30027910
No

I miss her already.

>>30027910
Maybe

>>30027910
Can you repeat the question?

>>30027910
>secretly
It's pretty fucking obvious, buddy.

>>30027910
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW

Tbh she sounded kinda pissed in the RP stream when she was told she doesn't stream much.

>>30027910
>her job
she's not secret about hating part of it
>her fans
lol

>>30028266

>uhh I'm busy
Yeah and now we know with what!
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1555282994394411008

They are obviously fucking right now, explains a lot

>>30028473
These 2 are doing something stupid for the con aren't they...

>>30028319
? She sounded more frustrated about not being able to stream as much because of how busy things have gotten.

>>30028473
>>30028606
ame has cancelled quite a bit of streams lately so I'll buy this rrat

>>30028606
We already know what they're doing for the con. It's an important event where they're representing Cover, they wouldn't pull a bait and switch.

>>30028725
he's just baiting bro

I don't care about anything else anymore, even if she has something to show that is some "insane project" I'll just be "cool, now let's move on to actual streams"

>>30028745
They're preparing their answers and they need to make sure there's no inconsequences.
Almost like they're gonna be interviewed by feds.

>>30028473
>>30028606
no, they just canceled the collab because kiara burned her tendies.

>>30028879
Even if she was busy creating a mold for onahole merch? As in molded on her actual cunny

>>30001351 #
>>30000980 #
>working hard
Doing what? What's cover stopping her from doing?
>>30001824 #
How do you know anything about mane? Including how they'd be a tranny and why cover would hire one?

>>30028958
Yes even my cum is sad

>>30028958
NTA but I think losing a year+ worth of streams would be a good trade off for an official cunny onahole.

>>30028966
This dude replaying to 8 hour old posts

THEY FUCKING ARE

I love her. I miss her.
Simple as.

>>30029072
idk, that's a lot. I think I'd need her fertile eggs for that many streams lost.

>>30028933
>canceled the collab because kiara burned her tendies.
Understandable. I'd cancel a collab too if I burnt my tendies.

>>30028879
if it's insane I'll watch it 3+ times while also keeping up with her streams just like I did every other 10/10 gura stream

>>30028894
>no inconsequences
eslchama...

>>30029175
Idk... kids are expensive, loud, time drainers, and the next generation is royally fucked anyways.

This mod is a fucking cuck I swear.

whose retarded idea was it to have all the con streams be so late in the evening? 8pm is nuts for a con

Apparently Fauna's indie friend calls her "momma" too. So Fauna has at least 2 girls who vtube who call her some variation of mommy or momma when talking to her in private
>gura is part of Fauna's loli haram

I will kneel to any chumbud who asks Gura when is the next stream during the con

>>30029405
I think it's obvious by now that the mod is an amesame CHAD

>>30029504
I kneel

This my favorite stream, so upbeat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NytRuJWwU-w

>>30029504
GOD I wish I were fauna

>>30029586
More like a /u/ tranny.

>>30029506
Kek she would probably be a brat and say "is happening right now"

Gura isn't streaming because you never told her you love her or just haven't told her enough.
When was last time you said you loved her either in stream chat or on a twitter post?

>>30029725
based, the both of them

honestly, the panel is probably going to be her best content in months

>>30029506
probably some non answer like the supas that've asked about schedule

Is the panel even going to be streamed? I'm ignoring everything about this convention but now things are fucking dire

>>30030143
Roru.

>>30030143
https://twitter.com/crunchyrollexpo/status/1554863781712261120

aaaaaaaaand that's all I've got for today
excited for gura and her wife's panel

>>30029504
>Fauna is mommy to both Gura and Shondo
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

>>30030337
Life savior

>>30029504
You don't know Gura calls Fauna mommy in private. It could be a bit for the stream.

I don't approve of Fauna getting close to Gura, what if she's hatching a scheme to make gura join a threesome with you know who.

>>30030426
>we will probably never get this collab

>>30030514
shondo? based

>>30030514
Mumei? Sounds hot.

>>30029506
>Is this an out of schedule stream?

>>30029506
Not going to happen unless someone asks her in person at the meet and greets, and if one of you was lucky enough to talk to her in person and ruins the atmosphere with that question you deserve kidney stones. At least let a deadbeat take the bullet for that question or something.

>>30030503
Gura has called Fauna mommy 3 times already, once during an MC stream, and twice during the Rust stream. Both mentions during the Rust stream were far apart enough that I'd chalk it up to accidental due to conditioning from Discord ERP sessions rather than an intentional thing.

>>30030870
Enjoy your delusions.

>>30030969
I'm totally being serious, I jack off to the idea everyday.

>>30031038
Really? Write a fanfic to prove your sincerity.

>>30031095
If you can't tell I'm being sarcastic then I don't know what to say.

>>30028319
You mean the stream where she apologized and told us how grateful she was that we wait for her? Or how she does it all for us? That stream?

>>30031140
Write an ironic fanfic to prove your disingenuity.

This would be a good time for gura to fill in the EN dead hours since the collab is delayed

>>30030514
Threesome with Shondo, Gura, and Fauna sounds like bliss.

>>30031246
Here you go.

Gura has two original songs that she's been working on lately.
One is a collab with Platina Jazz, and one is written by Tatsuro Yamashita himself. You heard it first.

What did she mean by this?
https://files.catbox.moe/dul7eq.mp4

>>30031261
Why would she do a solo stream, if she seemingly didn't have time for a collab.

>>30031318
Gura got a song with Yunomi. I believe.

>>30031318
Nah, Gura actually has a collab song with Avril Lavigne.

Gura is so fucking hot, holy shit. Her singing, her dancing, her cute noises, her flirting. She's so good and I love her.

>>30031361
That was the barest hint of her power. She truly has grown.

>>30031318
if gura gets a song with tatsuro yamashita I will die a fiery death in the earth's core from how hard I kneel

>>30031261
she will run away from ''real streams'' until the convention is over + a few extra days because ''oh nyo I'm so weak'', just train your mind

>>30029506
Anon expectation
>le based chumbud asking some based question
Reality
>GURA WHEN ARE YOU COLLABING WITH THE NEW HOLOLIVE GENERATION, TEMPUS. I SHIP YOU WITH REGIS

>>30031361
She was trying to kill us.

>>30029506
the only way a question like this could break Gura would be if a kid fan asked it

Rindo, show us your little cunny

Anon, show us your little pp.

>>30031748
is not little

>>30031748
its for guras amusement only
https://files.catbox.moe/by1wur.png

>>30031817
Proof?

>>30031918
Go back to global, hooman.

>>30031955
No proof, so your pp is indeed little, got it.

gura wears diapers

>>30032027
Yeah mine

i like this image :)

>>30031708
>inb4 smegma femanon is her

>>30031504
That's one way to lose half your subs

>>30031748
>>30031918
I'll show you guys my cock if there's ever a nude gura figure to coom on. Preferably the cheap kind on aliexpress

dubs and goomb will stream
no dubs = no streams for the next week

>>30032570
Stream gooba, stream

>>30032570
No.

>>30032570
You just had to tempt the fates huh faggot?

>>30032516
Why is that something you even want to do? Nobody even wants that besides the two faggots you responded to.

goora will not call mumei. check it out later

>>30032570
Oh nyo

Ok, Usually she would like something on Twitter even if she was busy with 'projects'. But right now, she can't even do that??

What a painful week

>>30032061
isnt that kinda unsanitary

>>30032745
She likes it that way.

If this post ends in 4 Gura is currently choking on a strawberry

>>30032745
Imagine our fecal matter mixing. T u T

if it took gura 10 years to create a 30-second long song, i think everyone would agree that project is not worth the time it takes. how long is too long for which kinds of projects?

gura is in my basement

>>30032699
6 hours until twitter likes....

>>30032976
Did you sex her yet?

>>30033004
yes she is male atm

>>30033004
twice a day every day

>>30032699
Well, right now she is "busy" at the moment. She doesn't have time for her twitter reps yet

>>30033067
Is her dick suckable?

>>30033085
>twice a day
Weak. Give her here, I'll show you how it's done.

>>30032668
That's 2 more people that would want to see my cock than before

>>30033169
sustainable gura fucking is my goal here. you're going to burn out

>>30032570
nice try
but THESE dubs confirm we will see Gura today

>2h 34m to possible guerrilla stream
I'll wait for you.

>>30033455
She isn't gonna risk overlapping Mumei. Yes, I know she has overlapped other stuff before, but I seriously doubt today is one of those days. Don't get too antsy. I'm still waiting, despite saying that.

>>30032570
Dubs and Gura does ERP on 3Dio next week.

>>30032570
Dubs and Gura is dead.

>>30033455
You'd better go and play video games, buddy
Don't torment yourself

>>30033455
>>30033563
Midnight guerilla stream is more likely

My dubs confirm something happened in her family and everyone should just be patient with her. She is having a rough time.

Singles and we don't get anything.

>June
>It was birthday month after all i hope July would be better

>July
>w-well, there are more projects i guess...i hope August would be back to normal

>August
...

Trips and Gura cybersexes us.

my trips confirm Gura will stream today

>>30033759
You might as well bring up the slow downward trend in stream frequency through all of this year if you're gonna shitpost. We all expected this week to kind of suck anyway because of the convention, but I thought we'd see a little more of her than we have.

dubs and always remember that when day dark, sad big shit in soup bowl always is happy day on horizon unless hope destroyed, constant pain no end in sight spinal twist vietnam PTSD

>>30033832
YOU FOOL!!!

Only one more day until we can hear her again.

I love Gura. She may hate me, she got all the rights in the world but I will still love her regardless.

Trips and Gura is working hard on something just for us like she said.

I investigated and came to the conclusion that the gura is not a real shark. The only shark parts are the tail, which may be a anal plug, and possibly the gills, but we have never seen them. And its teeth could have been sharpened.
What do you guys think?

>>30034093
Are you saying she is actually Gabby?

>>30034030
She doesn't hate you.

>>30034093
She's using fake teeth. When she lost her baby teeth her teeth never grew back.

>>30034093
>which may be a anal plug
oh boy, please tell us more rrats about how ina's tentacles are also somehow a buttplug?
>And its teeth could have been sharpened
absolutely delusional