/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I wonder how she is going to react when she has to extract horse semen for the sticky trap

>>29990820
cute!

>>29990820
She gonna get cancelled for calling one of the characters in live a live a twink.

>>29990929
she's used that term in multiple streams

remember to love your Mori

WHAT KINDA TRAP YOU THINKIN'?

I think Mori should kiss Lui

>>29990834
Explain further

>>29990972
No traps, only futa

I love these mariachi guys

>>29990959
Remember your Mori is kakkoi

fat

it's not that you don't like milky it's just that you want it from your Morrison's tits

>>29991115
mori milk is fucking disgusting

>>29991115
Milky is nice, but yea you right

>>29991147

howdy

fuck "localizers"

would you steal Mori's panties?

Oh right the diary thing. I remember those anime channels bitching about that localization change.Don't really give a shit personally.

>>29991382
What do old western pantsu even look like anyway?

>>29991357
Will I get a slap for my trouble?

I want some Mori Milk, i promised not to spill

>>29991440
bloomers

>>29991382
Considerably less revealing than a romper

>>29991444
if you get caught you do

>>29991440
>>29991496

>>29991528
I will slap her back and make her bleed

>>29991528
What if I give them back to her after saying I need her to set a trap?

>Alright Mad Dog, Strip
This must be a wild ride for lesbeats

>>29991583
it might work after she hits you

wow that spritework was pretty

When is Mori finishing VA-11 Hall-A?

This stream has been nice.

This game's been easy as fuck, but that's a pretty big curveball

why does she like texas so much

>>29992196
... She's from Texas, Anon.

>I'm a girl
n-no...

>>29992196
it's the greatest state in the union don't let California tell you otherwise

>>29991971
probably next week

>>29992196
cause of papa reaper

He turns himself into a horse! Funniest shit I've ever seen!

>>29992322
Not even Californians would tell you that

>Mori will never strip you naked
https://files.catbox.moe/0ggk31.png

>>29992294
Yes. She is horse. With a mega COCK.

>>29992331
I can't believe that one guy still thinks this is complete coincidence and she has no idea who Ghost is.

I think I liked this chapter the most so far

I'm gonna tap out, desdbeats. Enjoy your Mori.

>>29992650
peace

>>29992650
thanks for coming buddy, have a good one

>>29992650
thanks will do
>>29992624
this one has been real fun

Ninja or sci-fi?

I voted ninja because that one JP beat wanted to see it

she's my pretty horse

>>29992788
i want her to fuck my ass

It'd be odd if she streamed the stuff she can't actually show, I think stopping after the 6th path would be fine since the big twist happens in the 7th apparently. I'm already convinced to get the game anyways.

See you, mesa cowboy

>>29992881
Oh wait a minute I can't count, it'd be the one that unlocks after the 7th lmao.

>>29992921
if Mori was The Kid would Gura be Mad Dog?

I wonder if the next 2 stories can top these ones. Loved both

>>29992998
Oh 100%

>>29992998
Definitely can look the part.

>>29992998
kino

>>29992998
That or other Billy the kid

>>29993074
God what I would give to have seen them watch this movie

>>29993074
>not boss wigger

>>29992998
How the fuck have we still not gotten a wild west movie watchalong from these two?

>>29993164
sorry, I saved both and got my filenames mixed up

>>29993188

I liked Shanghai Noon

>>29993249
its not the worst Western movie made in the last 25 years

/vtwbg/
Moriji settlement map.
The North-West coast is nice for surfing!

man it's crazy to think she's been playing that for the whole year and it's going to end soon

>>29993249
It's a really fun comedy. They don't make as many of those anymore

>>29993311
It's had its highs and lows, but overall it was fun. It was this year's JK

>>29993307
How big is the island in square miles (or km if you prefer)?

>>29993377
theres a scale on the bottom right

>>29993371
Maybe it's because it's ending on a much better note but ER feels way better than JK

she is bi for lei

Akira is by far the least interesting protagonist

>>29993377
Around 756 791 square kilometers! yes I had that number already calc'd.

>>29993393
Right, but the scale doesn't say how many square miles it is. I eyeballed it at around 290,000 , but who knows if that's good.

>>29993249
I rewatched both movies last year and just though they were okay.

>>29993425
I somehow eyeballed it right!

>>29993441
>>29993499
Shit anon, you nailed it pretty much, I feel like you deserve a prize or something.

a VA sent a super?

>>29993538
Friendly reminder that our boy is famous

>>29993538
One did last stream, might be the same dude

>>29993579
It was

BOSS NIGGER ONEGAI

AT LEAST BLAZING SADDLES MORI

COME ON MORI BOSS NIGGER DO IT!!

>no boss nigger watch along
you hate to hear it

>>29993635
less chance than Boss Nigger.

Fistful of Dollars

I'd like the Treasue of the Sierra Madre

Gura's "Oh...that sure is a name" still lives rent free in my head

Hateful Eight

Lmao just watch Samurai movies Mori, they're Westerns without the American stuff that'd make them yabai to watch.

>she needs to research western movies before she can watch them
Why? I thought anything is allowed for watchalongs?
Is she worried about saying something yabe

Just watch any Clint Eastwoods western. Most of them are good.

>>29993711
she doesn't want them to say nigga

>>29993711
It's most likely because they sometimes say nigga in westerns

Magnificent Seven
or a Bug's Life

>>29993695
fuck yeah Hateful Eight would be great, if not Tombstone

>>29993751
A Bug's Life is a western?

>>29993711
A lot of Westerns take place after the Civil War and that's quite a controversial topic nowadays.

That powerful bone? Mine

>>29993727
>>29993740
So?

>>29993772
No but its a Western adaptation of Seven Samurai

>>29993529
If you wanted to give me a prize, maybe put a town on the map called "Canesville?" Not if you think that name sucks. Just a reference to her favorite chicken joint

>>29993777
I wrote this

>MAN is on my mind
Lesbeats in shambles.

>>29993783
I don't know the exact details on her end but even though she's not directly showing it there probably is some content guidelines

>>29993814
You got too close to the sun Lesbeats

>man is on my mind
lesbeats it's that time

>>29993772
I don't know how true it is, but the plot is apparently a kid's version of Magnificent Seven/Seven Samurai. I don't know if it's true cause I've never seen Magnificent Seven or Seven Samurai

>>29993859
No Mori tomorrow, watch both

>>29993848
She watched Goodfellas just fine and Boondocks Saints also had nigger bombs.

>>29993848
She just watched Waterboy and that had a KKK member for a scene

>>29993801
Kek that's good, let's go for Canesmachi (machi is town in japanese and Moriji has latin-japanese linguistics). There was that small town that I didn't know what to call, this is fortuitous.

>>29993929
Catholics can say nigga so it's different

>>29993965
Sounds good.

HACHI's NEW COVER WITH VESPERBELL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G85cno4lOs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G85cno4lOs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G85cno4lOs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G85cno4lOs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G85cno4lOs

ALSO A NEW ORISONG ALREADY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erfTlzraWhw

>>29993421
I actually like Oersted, he's got a cool story

>>29993774
Only for Americans is history controversial in any way and it's what makes me wish Group[ I Hate would all die.

>>29994309
That's what happens when you half ass a civil war victory.

>>29994363
General Sherman should have finished the job. By job I mean Reconstruction. Obviously.

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1555099405719461889

>>29994529
MORI NO

>>29994529
yab

>>29994529
YAB HOW WILL KEKBEATS RECOVER FROM THIS???

>>29994529
YAB

>>29994529
How will mori ever recover from this? Graduation incoming!

>>29994529
The final yab... graduation imminent

>>29994529
>likes Marine's pic of Ina
>posts this

>>29994529
so this is it isn't it? the prophesized final........yab!

Imagine the smell of Mori's titty farts

>>29994793
do they come out her nipples?

>>29994819
No they come out of the cleavage like a normal fart.

Hi everyone. Just wanted to make an announcement that due to my oshi Maria Marionette, whom I affectionately call "Mari" for short, I have decided to return to referring to "Mori" as "Calli" from now on, so as to avoid confusion between the two of them. That is all, please continue as you were.

>>29994891
good to know friend

>>29994891

>>29994891
Wosemi 2.0..

>>29994891
Maron and Moron...

>>29994891
I don't care about you or your pronouns, I'm a red blooded white male and only care about putting my tongue in your oshi's asshole

>>29994891
I don't know who this is, but she's cure, I sure hope shes not in Nijisanji

I love my moon princess

>>29995784
My Calliope

>>29995784
I love my coon princess

Two hours till Mori's audition for Bistro Rich Chocolat.

>>29996525
I love this dumbass coon

I lust after my coom princess

>>29992814
Mrhandsbeat...

>>29997395
He maggin

>>29993307
>ossex
NO!
>500 km wide
Wow, that's a whole ass continent. Is the planet Earth-sized or larger?

>>29993727
But we had an n-bomb, hard R, in goodfellas and it was fine?

>>29994891
Who?

ENTER

?

>>29998999
got me trippin'

>>29999446
we really need an anatomy stream part 2

>>29997809
The world seems to be a bit bigger than earth. The island is about 12% bigger than Texas, or roughly the same size as Chile.

bros I am in love with her

>1 off
sorry I failed, I will go to sleep in dishonor

>>30000298
Just means we gotta try harder next time, especially since next one is 40M.

>>30000493
>not trying for 44444444
also :O

Daily Mori is found here soon, see her get seduced while Lui protects her innocence
https://youtu.be/L4eAAQyIK3Q

>>30000646
Choco and Mel's eikaiwa was the funniest shit ever. Sana was a big part of why.

>>30000781
Anon?
https://youtu.be/3hkrt5YJrD8

I think Mori should marry Lui

>>30000889
Yeah that's it

Mori should fuck me.

>Yoroshiku ne~!

>>30001129
I'm retarded

Shill video with asmr whores

*crossposts*

Calliope Mori is an homosexual

I think I should fuck Mori

I think I will fuck Mori

I think Mori should fuck Mori

So this was recorded as an offcollab? Mori meeting Choco offline is a big milestone in that ongoing storyline.

SHE WILL GET EVEN FATTER

>>30001382
It ok this is a loss

Mori unironically ruined the fucking collab, holy shit

wow

She's so bad at Japanese that she probably didn't understand what they were doing and just picked what she wanted to eat

>>30001459
whoa she does it again. and she seemed so fucking interested again.

mori hates hololive

This retard didn't think to pick the super expensive matcha dessert that clearly wasn't going to be number 1...

>>30001579
I thought she was gonna pick the bunghole cake

>>29992921
>Anakin and Obi Wan if they were Cowboys instead of Jedi

My Morbi lost the game...

>>30002141
She really wanted to compare that nice Japanese cheesecake with the shitty Cheesecake Factory shit she probably eats in the US

>Mori picks cheesecake
>Lui:oh my god what an interesting choice I bet you fuck good
What did she mean by this?

>the kimono seemingly has a intelligence debuff.

It's the costume she was using when that SC happened, as well as the lean

I can't believe my Mori ruined it for everyone else

>>30002324
She just wanted Mel to win...

seriously all those treats look sooo good

>>30002324
what a whore

>>30002295
>kimono turns her intelligence into that of a child
>transforms into cunnyope

>>30002361
We know Mori

>>30002361
It's okay Moririn, you can still buy them...

>>30002276
>What did she mean by this?
She wants Mori to get her pussy as creamed up as the cheesecake

>>30002295
I legitimately think she didn't understand the rules and was just picking what she wanted to eat. Both Choco and Lui gave reasons for why theirs wouldn't be #1 and then Mori comes in with cheesecake for some random reason that has nothing to do with the point of the game

>>30002469
I'm on it

I love my sheriff

Sheriff Mori is the sexiest Mori. I will only allow posts that agree with me to reply.

boy howdy

>>30004291
howdy, boy

I can't believe Mel told Mori she didn't get any sweets and made her watch as she ate it all...

I hope next week’s schedule has Va-11, ASMR singing, and a collab.

>>30005118
I am fine without any collabs.

>>30005175
This week had none so I kind of want one, particularly Rainforest Rust.

>>30005118
I hope that we get ASMR singing

>>30005223
>particularly Rainforest Rust
That is just gonna look pathetic when she talked about starting with Gura and she already went and started. At this point just start playing with JPs or just don't start in the first place. You didn't like Minecraft you will not like Rust either.

>>30005311
I hope that we get ASMR raping

>>30005435
Damn you should take your meds

Gem

>>30005527
He has a point. People will start asking questions and already have when Mori wasn't part of Gura's Rust stream. Deadbeats are mostly unity but when shit like that happens even most of non-schizos will start speculating.

>>30005504
>Mori holds a knife to your neck while whispering in your ear
>rides you on top until you cum
I'm starting to like this idea

>>30005798
The simple explanation is that their schedules didn’t line up. Gura has hardly even been streaming. Besides rrats of bone bros being dead since the off collab have already been tossed around so I don’t see how anything changes.

>>30005798
>We
Meds. Preferably lethal dosage.

>>30005504
>>30005913
UWA

>>30005175
Theres a reasonable middle ground, at least one a week is nice.

>>30005798
ogey

>>30006117
Maybe not us but you know how defensive non/here/beats can be.

>>30006873
suuuuure

>>30005913
Now you're speaking my language

just watched the main channel skit
that was cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUov8D9Ela8
Wacci after Lui for more hag tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l_y0PbcQg0
lil Deadbeat continuing with Papers, Please

There's so many nice streams this morning I'm struggling to watch them all

when's the ado collab anyways

Delay watching to playbeat here:
From what I see, Mori did Fighter, then Caveman, then Cowboy so far, right? So I can catch up in that order, did she say who she's doing next?

>>30009379
Fighter, Caveman, Shifu, and then Cowboy is the order we will be doing the Mecha pilot and that robot next but idk which one we're doing first.

>>30009530
Sweet, thanks!

I’m glad mori realized she can just play games and not every stream has to be some grand event. Focus on the more intricate stuff with music

Moripipipioipipipi

>>30002582
This outfit is really good.

>>30003346
>No pants
Now wait a minute. That's rather scandalous.

wow. suzy really loves rust...it's taking so long for mori to get around to play it.

Morbi
that is all

>>30010589
hopefully she plays in JP hours and Suzy handholds her through early game

>>30009685
Meanwhile I'm on the second (almost third) year of waiting for her to realize karaoke can be totally unprepared for yet fun.

>Lui is thanking people for gifted memberships
Is Mori, dare I say it, a virtual intimacy idol?

>>30012387
fuck off flipbeat

>>30012330
I think she got it with the last members karaoke, at least. Hope we get another one soon.

>>30012330
>>30013146
Doubt
She wants to sound good and everything to be perfect so sound we’ll get random spontaneous karaoke like Mumei. But maybe she can at least schedule something

hello

>>30013844
>44
Hello mori
Go to bed

>>30002582
That jacket looks familiar....

https://youtu.be/byM1cfUICvc

>>30013844
>>30013925
It's 1am. Deploy the reaper-sleeper-bot-9000 to carry her stupid (shapely) as to bed.

>>30013844
howdy Mori, take your sexy ass to bed

>>30014060
>t. Mori
Just play FFVI next, Mori. It'll be worth it.

>>30014161
This but SRW.

>>30013925
Why is she so smug in 3d

I'm really glad she's able to play a game she likes so much on stream for once.
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1555219046110441472

Hopefully the Rust reset is soon.

>>30013844
go back to sleep

>>30014161
FFVI is very overrated.

>>30013844
If you can swing Chrono Trigger I'd kneel

Fuck off, she will play FFTactics instead!

>>30013844
Go to bed Morpi

>>30014497
>2d default
That's outdated!

>>30014466
She'll play Tactics Ogre and then me and Mori will cling together.

>>30014538
hey it's old merch

>>30014538
I still love her

>Idiots actually think Mori is a hardcore FF/JRPG fan

Kek

>>30014497
Good heavens! Just look at the time!

>>30014276
This reads like a drunk tweet, but one of the very rare good ones

MORI YOU FUCKING SEXY BITCH TAKE YOUR DUMPY ASS TO SLEEP AND STOP PLAYING LIVE A LIVE!

Sched on Friday or Saturday?

It looks like HS MV has passed the 900k mark. The moment for explosive growth that pushed CapSule and Mera Mera past 1 million in under a week has passed, but the SN songs definitely seem to have decent legs, even with replays apparently getting nerfed. I think she still aught to push her stuff whenever the opportunity arise, she definitely owes it to herself at the very least for grinding herself down to the bones making these songs. Also definitely want that lyric breakdown still.

>>29997809
The planet is the same size as Earth! The island is quite large, a bit bigger than Madagascar, but still much smaller than China, India, Brazil and the like.

>>30015122
actually playing earthbound, ff7 and knowing about livealive probably puts her in the top 10% of jrpg fans lmao

>>30014276
How do we get Mori to play Chrono Trigger?

>>30017050
I cant believe no one has made OC for
>Huge Live A Live fan excited to play it for the first time
Those idiots are too focused on bloodborne and earthbound despite her actually playing those before

>>30017088
Music

>>30016696
>even with replays apparently getting nerfed
That cope went out the window when looking at Marine's new song views. Lets not become like KFP and just admit Mori fucked up.

>>30017190
She's already played Live a Live before too anon...

>Retarded numbers post
>"COPE"
>Yuro hours
It all makes sense now

>>30017190
To be fair, that meme was applicable to a lot more than just Mori (who technically played Earthbound, just never finished it) Live A Live was a legit case of that since setting up a emulator was too big brain for her so she just watched a play through instead that she barely remembers.

>>30017603
I just don't want us to turn into KFP with music views. They are down to shitter but it's not like we can do anything about it.

>randomly insulting other fanbase when called out
This is the worst attempt in a while

>>30017701
Speaking of things being too big brained, that friend seems to have bailed on her with memory installation help apparently. She had to reload chat due to running out of memory in ER and Live a Live and had her app crash as well

>>30018013
>that friend seems to have bailed on her with memory installation help apparently
As fucking always.
Holy shit, woman! Get yourself shit together and start making better friends.

>>30017701
I have a feeling it was it was slapping the patch onto the game that was actually too big brained for her because SNES emulators are fucking idiotproof

>>30017311
I don't think the way that Marine releases music is really comparable to the way that Mori is currently doing it. All it really demonstrates is that fewer, but higher effort MV releases will do better rather than a multitude that all have to compete with each other for attention.

>>30018198
That's just what it seems like but she definitely did not get any installed like she said she was and she said the friend was coming over like a week ago. Do wish she was more willing to ask Hololive JP members for help, reminds me of when she put off doing the same for her ASMR mic and then an "unnamed member" helped her fix it as soon as she asked

>>30018658
>All it really demonstrates is that fewer, but higher effort MV releases will do better rather than a multitude that all have to compete with each other for attention.
Also factor in that her MVs are compete with the same songs on other platforms

>>30018759
Yeah, SN was a focus on the music and lyrics. Marine's song was 90% MV focused and 10% everything else.

Holy Shitto would honestly be up there for me if she put more emphasis on the melodic portions, those sound really good

>>30018658
Marine loses a ridiculous amount of money on those MVs. That one that was basically an extended anime OP probally cost her 300k+ USD with the quality it was and the one she just release was probally 80-100k+. If Mori had the time to make a song then animate it like she has done for hatman in the past that thing would probally hit 10M views in 2 weeks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRuOnJuUIJ8
>Teenagers
GO PAST REINE GOOOOOOOOOO

>>30013146
Oh? Did she just sing her heart out without knowing the lyrics beforehand?

>>30018672
If she isn't willing to talk to Botan then we still have Nowa. She seems to be more willing to talk to guys anyway.

>>30020371
>cover hired vesper not because hes charasmatic but because hes a free it guy
poor man

>>30020485
Not just free, they will probally be making bank off him once they monetize his channel.

>>30020337
She was taking requests and just kind of going by feel rather than doing songs she practiced before hand, it was great.

A treat for all the good Deadbeats. Keep it up!

>>30018658
>>30017311
Marine is an interesting case, because while her recent songs had really explosive growth starting out, Set Sail is less listened to than Red on a weekly basis

>>30021145
thank you, I gave it to my duck

>>30021179
I think it's a thing where you want to watch a really good music video at least once, but you will want to listen to a beloved song again and again for a long period. Not that Set Sail isn't very loopable.

>>30021179
That's the case with most of mori(and suisei) songs. In that weekly video that ranks songs by weekly views mori and suisei dominate it with older songs still while new songs done by other holomems usually stay there for a couple weeks before falling off.

>>30020371
Mori needs people to physically be there to help her from what we've heard. She almost wasn't there for the Smol Anniversary because she was having trouble setting up VR, even with Ame walking her through it (and still doesn't even use it unless she has help)

>>30021145
You deserve one too

another interesting case for weird view growth is Okayu's recent release - though that suffered from having to be reuploaded, but even then it has a fairly crawling tempo, being at 89k after 2 days
Okayu is one of the incredibly consistent members as far as song views come, in many regards she's honestly only behind Suisei and Mori considering the regularity of releases and their average success

>>30017311
Retarded numberfaggot, do we have to do this again? Marine's song also showed much slower growth than expected. And since I already typed it, kill yourself because you're too dumb to live.

oh man, that was the biggest like spree in a while, she's in a good mood

i noticed Mori liked a tweet about her tits, how did her horny got out of control?

>>30023183
>I like Mori's tits
>she likes her own tits
WE ARE!

>>30023183
https://twitter.com/chuedraws/status/1554712843106279424
This one?
it has her mom's tits too...

>>30023563
yeah, ah I didnt notice, I just recognize the 2 from Mori so I assumed all of them were, since they are similar

>>30022762
She also had the hype of announcing a sololive to go with it, so those stats are incredibly weird

>>30022762
I think a good test will be when the song with watame gets put out. it was basically universally well received and unless the mixing in the uploaded version is terrible and ruins the song it should do amazingly well.

I really think that they're cracking down on K-pop idiots spamming the views.

>>30022582
Then I guess she is fucked, unless her stupid friend does what they were suppose to do.

>>30022762
...what goes through someone's head to even bother keeping track of this shit? Math being one's favorite school subject? I'm genuinely baffled.

Making a few soundposts

>>30024473
anon, entire business branches exist around analytics, they're filled with people interested in that shit

>>30024555
This will get much use

>>30024617
He's doing it for free.

>>30024684
people find analytics fun and hololive gives a good data sample to try and figure out what voodoo magic is going on behind the scenes at youtube.

>>30024740
>people find analytics fun
Except what most shitters do doesn't qualify as that unless you call grade schoolers "analytics". I think I've seen anything worth calling "analysis" when it came to numbers on this board...once. And I think most of it was simply TL of what Japs found back when the second viewer culling happened.

Should I separate this into the scrolling by part and the howdy?

>>30025084
yeah I think it would be good separated

>>30025144
might be good to put in on an image that says it too, if someone wants to post an image and then delete it I can make the soundpost

>>30025084
I'm still confused as to why she stopped doing the home3D SC readings, maybe she was told to stop?

>>30025257
>home3D SC readings
those were for the 3D appearances, dummy

>>30025323
Maybe the concert SC's will be 3D

>>30025257
She was only doing them cause she was reading Supas from her 3D Live and wanted to read those in 3D. Now she's finally through those she wants her 3D to go back to being something that's more special.

>>30025084
cute

>>30025084
>>30025144

>>30024555
Kekko

An OMOCAT shirt with just this image would honestly be pretty awesome

>>30025454

>>30025454
>>30025560
nice

>>30025550
>here's your merch bro
>>30025453
>>30025500

>>30025727
Saw that, that's what made me want that full image instead with ID and no text

>>30025560
>>30025595
remade the second one because I didn't like the cut

soundpostchama, will you make Golf It soundposts too?

>>28270169
were all good moments but I didn't see them used yet

With extra Lei being a badass because she's pretty cool

>>30026349
Mori and ID collab golf streams are a great combo, both the Reine and Kobo ones have been some of her best solo collabs

>>30026411
Ya got "tomboys are love, tomboys are life"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOCmDcgPtYw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOCmDcgPtYw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOCmDcgPtYw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOCmDcgPtYw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOCmDcgPtYw
PAIRED COVERS HOLY SHIT