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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
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Previous Thread: >>29967611

>> No.29990576
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Oyasame

>> No.29990602
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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.29990630
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29990630

Yeah me

>> No.29990763

I love being a chumbie

>> No.29990784

>>29990515
>new ip

>> No.29990826

>>29990784
yeah me

>> No.29990840

>>29990784
>new ip

>> No.29990856
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>> No.29990917

Gura won't be streaming tomorrow because of Mumei's birthday call-ins.

>> No.29990955

Lazy whore is becoming EN's Ayame. STREAM MORE BITCH.

>> No.29990969

>>29990917
At least we'll finally hear her voice again right?

>> No.29991067

>>29990917
Or she might do a member karaoke at 5 or 6 pm ET since that wouldn't overlap. Best you go to sleep now just in case

>> No.29991073

is this the general thread for Gawr Gura, distinguished member of Hololive English?

>> No.29991074 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

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>>29990955

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>>29991073
No this is the dino Gura thread

>> No.29991145

>>29991073
>new ip
Get the fuck out of here, you anti piece of shit

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>>29991118

>> No.29991159
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29991159

Soon we'll get our Gura Dino Plushies, then we can rub the tummy for real.

>> No.29991163
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>>29991067
>she might do a member karaoke
Someone told me this 3 days straight now...

>> No.29991170
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>>29991143
Don't mind if I do

>> No.29991183

>>29991163
3rd time's the charm!

>> No.29991199

>>29991163
And?

>> No.29991217
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>>29991073
No sir this is schizo general

>> No.29991231 [DELETED] 

I just want her to be honest.

>> No.29991236
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>>29991183
This is the 4th one now bro...

>> No.29991273
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29991273

>>29991118
stop being horny

>> No.29991309

I miss my shark wife bros

>> No.29991313 [DELETED] 

Or at the very least tell me not to love her.
Suisei and Ina both did this.
I really wish Gura would say "don't fall in love with me" if her heart belongs elsewhere.

>> No.29991322
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>>29991163
And she has delivered every time, don't tell me you aren't part of the invite-only T3 membership?

>> No.29991323

Why is everyone of you new IP?
Get the fuck out schizo!

>> No.29991352
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>> No.29991377
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shark butt

>> No.29991421
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29991421

Play master duel Gura, we have blue shark girl here

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29991433

>>29991352
She just keeps getting away with it!

>> No.29991454

>>29991421
Is it still owned by Konami?

>> No.29991485 [DELETED] 

why do they try to hide it so much?
none of her other friends privated all their stuff or pretend not to know her or stopped streaming.

>> No.29991494
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29991494

>>29991433

>> No.29991495 [DELETED] 

>>29991236
4th time's the charm! Keep trying and you'll be right sooner or later. That's the chumbie way.

>> No.29991545

>>29991454
Sadly yes, but hey I've heard they managed to get Konami perms or so

>> No.29991567

>>29991545
Metal gear soon?

>> No.29991611
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29991611

Child

>> No.29991632 [DELETED] 

>>29991485


What are you talking about?

>> No.29991659
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29991659

I actually can't fathom spending 16 hours of my day every single day making things up because I don't like someone on the internet. It doesn't even seem real that someone could be that mentally ill, yet there is proof every day. I would almost call it impressive but I don't want to encourage the faggot

>> No.29991660 [DELETED] 

i think there's something in her life that's much more important to her than us or Hololive.

>> No.29991695

>>29991660
Yea mamashark

>> No.29991712

>>29991611
Yeah mine

>> No.29991711

>>29991660
strawberries

>> No.29991729

>>29991660
Miku

>> No.29991745

>>29991567
Mori and Kiara been teasing about MGR if I remember correctly. Speaking of which we also have Atlus perms, but yeah I dont think she would enjoy Persona games

>> No.29991872
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Here's a prayer for her health

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>> No.29991933

>>29991745
If there really are Konami perms I NEED Gura to play MGS 3. I want to see her reaction to Ocelot's gun twirling.

>> No.29991935

>>29991872
She's fine, we're cuddling in bed right now

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>>29990955
>>29991231
>>29991313
>>29991485
>>29991632
>>29991660

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I'm lying on the moon

>> No.29992036

>>29991660
Weird youtube videos

>> No.29992045

>>29991968
>tits
come on now anon you can do better

>> No.29992085
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29992085

I WANT MORE GAWR GURA ASMR

>> No.29992097

>>29992045
That image is fucking hot. I bet Gura would like it.

>> No.29992104

>>29992045
yeah, if you're gonna porn reply, at least use Gura lewds

>> No.29992143

>>29992097
Not flat, it's shit

>> No.29992162

>>29992143
Medium premium.

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>>29991231
>>29991313
>>29991485
>>29991660
The day your tofu dredge shack is wiped out by an anual tropical storm is the day the world can finally breath a collective sigh of relief.

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Thoughts ?

>> No.29992412

>>29992329
head too big

>> No.29992465
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>>29991968
I remember that artist. Given Gura's tastes it's pretty likely she follows them.

>> No.29992565

WHY IS SHE NOT STREAMING?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.29992607

>>29992329
Head is the right size when you remember that Gura has a gigantic basketball head, perfect for palming and slam dunking.

>> No.29992660

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2cRsL-E3eg

>> No.29992689 [DELETED] 

>>29992306
The first two are mine but I'm not an indonesian. I'm an American. I'm just very depressed and I miss her too much.
I don't understand why she's gone so long or why she doesn't stream since recordings can't and don't take up this much of her time. So it must be something else.

>> No.29992846

>>29992329
Gura's butthole is not a brown it's a pink like a peach

>> No.29992916

>>29992846
She just pooped but didn't wipe

>> No.29992944 [DELETED] 

I just can't make any sense of it.
Doesn't she love us?

>> No.29992976
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why is there a full reupload of her member's ASMR on youtube? did she delete the VOD or something?

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>>29992916

>> No.29992981
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>>29992689
>>29992944
Not everything is a conspiracy anon. Just because something is lacking doesn't mean someone or something out there is doing their best to ruin you

>> No.29993000

I just can't make sense of it.
Doesn't he have a functioning brain?

>> No.29993002

She was playing Rust while Suisei was playing offline so we know for a fact that she isn't constantly recording.
So why won't she stream, even for an hour?

>> No.29993023
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>I just
>new ip
>I just
>new ip
>I just
>new ip
Make it less obvious please

>> No.29993059

>>29993002
Rust also counts as hololive work because the server requires maintenance. Also the odd hours probably have to do with her being up around her recording time.

>> No.29993067

>>29991745
Any metal gear game would be a fun stream honestly, hopefully the gameplay doesn't filter her too hard.

>> No.29993094

Yep. No regular stream till at least next Wednesday. Mumei'a birthday today, Friday is that dumb expo, Saturday is a shill stream where she sings some song and Sunday is her meet n greet. Then she'll take another 2 days off for all that hard work of not streaming.

>> No.29993095

>>29993023
that last one is clearly a joke autismbud

>> No.29993131

>>29993095
No shit retard, I'm referring to the last thread

>> No.29993143

>>29992976
They're a plague. Report them, but know that they're going to keep popping up like weeds as the demand for Gura ASMR is just that large.

>> No.29993174

>>29993059
The server doesn't require maintenance from her especially since their base was extremely small and the server was going to be wiped in the next few days after she was playing it.
The only purpose her playing offline served was to spoil everything for herself and prevent us from seeing her reactions to things, though I'm sure she wasn't thinking of that, mostly because she doesn't think about us very often anyway.

>> No.29993194

I just don't get it.
where does the water go after i flush the toilet?

>> No.29993215

I wish she cared about us the way she said she does.

>> No.29993245

>>29993094
>regular stream
No schedule means it's a guerilla stream.

>> No.29993265

>>29993215
you were stupid for thinking she ever did.

>> No.29993289

I wish my parents love me

>> No.29993348
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>>29993194
this actually makes me think. since most plumbing goes to the sea, and most fish breathe through their gills, does that mean theres a chance gura has breathed in my pee at some point?

>> No.29993350

>>29993094
That sure is conveinient, so conveinient in fact, that she could even take a vacation or travel while all this is happening and none of us would ever know.

>> No.29993413

>>29993350
Wait I thought the narrative was that she was playing games for 38 hours everyday?

>> No.29993420

>>29990515
I miss cartoon shark….when will she be back?

>> No.29993436

>>29993348
Gross, I only want to drink her pee not have her breathe mine.

>> No.29993519

>>29993413
She can play Rust and Minecraft from any PC that has it installed because they're server based.
But her audio would probably sound a little different if she wasn't using her own setup.

>> No.29993532

>>29993413
This is how schizos operate. They just try whatever sticks no matter how much they contradict themselves. Well, it's working in a sense since you replied to him, and I'm bored enough to reply to you.

>> No.29993540

I just don't understand why she doesn't shove her foot in my mouth and wear me like a shoe.
Does she not love us??

>> No.29993586
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New IP, reporting in!

>> No.29993593
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I love her more than anything!

>> No.29993599
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29993599

Can't wait to see my wife on Friday!

>> No.29993600

>>29993532
yeah, I usually don't reply but it's not like this thread is gonna get better any time soon

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I just can't make heads or tails of this.

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>>29993540
She's busy shoving her foot in her own mouth. Reminder gura actually sniffs her feet, probably often.

>> No.29993642

>>29993605
fat fuck

>> No.29993659

>>29993532
The real funny part is that the schizos think she would log into her hololive twitter on someone else's computer instead of just using her mobile device. That could cause opsec issues and might be against her Cover contract, but either way she wouldn't do it.

>> No.29993700

>>29993605
I want to live inside dino gura's belly

>> No.29993742

>>29993532
>>29993519
The recent rrat is that she's not at her own PC because
1) Her audio setup is different and when asked about it, she said she put up different/more soundproofing.
2) She refused to show her PC specs with F3 even though she did it about a week ago.
3) She was liking and retweeting shit at 2:00 AM yesterday, which is unusual for her.
4) She's only playing server based games and doesn't have access to games like Stray or anything else at the moment.
5) The maid RP was because she knew she was going to be gone for a while.

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>>29993642
Die

>> No.29993833

>>29993659
She could just be using her phone to retweet and like stuff. Isn't there a way to tell using the API?
Either way, you would never be able to tell which PC she used to tweet. You can only tell whether or not she used the app.

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>>29990515
heh she wears diapers what a baby

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I just can't get this out of my head.

>> No.29993921

>>29993420
Soon, bud.

>> No.29993934
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>>29993605
>>29993745
rubrubrubrubrub

>> No.29993984

It's been this way for months and it's just getting worse.

>> No.29994075

>>29993742
>it was clearly the exact same mic she just fucked with her audio settings which she's known to do
>she's always been afraid of her f3 stuff in minecraft and adding her lack of sleep on top of that she was just being overly careful
>you must be new if you think middle of the night likes and retweets are new
>steam has cloud storage, there's no reason she could play MC/Rust and not stray
There is literally no reason to even consider that rrat to be true, it's beyond grasping at straws.

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>>29993984
You mean the busiest time of the year (summer) started getting busy around the beginning of summer (May)? Hory Shet!

>> No.29994190

>>29994075
I wish I was capable of this level of blind faith.

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>>29994190
Not everyone has brain damage like you fren.

>> No.29994300

>>29994075
nta, but it didn't sound like her normal mic at all. that's the reason this whole rrat started, ithink.

>> No.29994357

I love gura give me yous

>> No.29994393

I hate Gura don't give me (You)s.

>> No.29994410

>>29994357
I love (You)

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>>29994357

>> No.29994445

>>29994357
>29994393
she probably doesn't love you or any of us.

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>>29994357
Nyo

>> No.29994480

New ip dropping in to say, the real reason she's not streaming is because she really is doing other holo work, and while she could technically fit in a stream or two, she's not the type to pull double shifts so to speak. She can't switch gears like some can so she'll come back properly when her other work is done. Just look forward to the shill stream and a probable call in for mumei's birthday

>> No.29994506

>29994393
she probably doesn't hate you, but rather i don't think she cares about you at all.

>> No.29994515

>>29994190
It's not blind faith when every single time a shitty rrat like this pops up it gets proved wrong. Trusting what the threadshitters post here is more blind faith

>> No.29994555

>>29994480
i hope you're right. i really do.

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>>29994357
gura only loves me

>> No.29994615

>>29994480
Stop trying to be reasonable anon, that's not allowed here.

>> No.29994620
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>>29994357
Gura loves me the most

>> No.29994648

>>29994480
I believe this rrat

>> No.29994682
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>>29994515
I remember how sure of themselves the schizos were at what she was doin on june 18, lol I think they disappeared out of embarrassment for a couple days after ame appeared

>> No.29994758
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Gura cute!

>> No.29994932

>>29994515
>anon 1: gura is definitely Phillipino.
>anon 2: posts proof showing she isn't Phillipino.
>anon 3: posts something that can't be confirmed or denied at the current time.
>you: anon 3 is wrong because anon 1 was wrong.
you're retarded because you can't differentiate between shit that's spread by room temp IQ SEAfaggots and something that is not only possible, but has some small amount of evidence to support it.
Keep in mind I'm not claiming it's true, but the fact you think everything must be false because something outlandish was proven untrue in the past means you have little critical thinking ability and are quite possibly an idiot.

>> No.29994943

>>29994758
You posted proof that Gura is sexy. Where is the cute?

>> No.29995037

>>29994932
Ogey

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>> No.29995073

>>29994300
If I can get an audiobud seal of approval on that actually being a different mic, I will maybe pay about one fourth of a fuck. Until then, no dice.

>> No.29995163

Gura is in Japan

>> No.29995180

>>29994932
This, honestly.
It's alarming how many times I've seen that line of reasoning being deployed here.
In formal analysis, it's just as important to keep track of the things you don't know as it is to keep track of the things you do.

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>>29994943

>> No.29995307

>>29994932
NTA but it's still a lot of weak shit, gura fucks around with her audio constantly and her playing minecraft or collabing with snot is not something extraordinary either, basically until some really meaty evidence actually happens I'll say you're just spreading your shitty rrats based on shit gura has always done

>> No.29995344

>>29995163
Gura is in my ass.
She's actually been a kappa this entire time, not a shark, and she's been arm's deep looking for my shirikodama.
It's very annoying and painful and she won't stop even though I asked her politely several times.

>> No.29995376

>>29995344
I believe this rrat

>> No.29995645
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>> No.29995658

>>29994943
>SOURCE? SOURCE?
my source is every single Gura stream

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>>29995645
>Its been 11 days since this

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>>29995645
I want a taste of Gura's pink peach

>> No.29995764

>>29995307
I remember she messed with her audio right before giving us Oceanside Soft Talking.
Tinkering is a good sign, it means she's interested in it.

>> No.29995800

>>29995645
I goomed to this member post.

>> No.29995940

Gura called herself a maiden.
Do you believe her or do you think she's just not educated enough to realize that specifically refers to a virgin women and not just a young one?
At the time, most of chat doubted her and it felt kind of shitty that there were so many members that seemed to doubt her as well.

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50% of you would drop her if she had pastrami pussy

>> No.29996029

>>29995940
(we)st (virgin)ia

>> No.29996035

>>29995940
She also claimed either the following stream or the one after that she wasn't sure on the definition of maiden. I only say this in her defense, despite how that sounds, because I'm pretty sure she knew you retards on both sides of the fence were going to take it and run with it.

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>> No.29996081

>>29995974
I'm sorry, but I need capicola cunny and won't settle for anything less.

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>>29995974
To be honest this is a secret fear of mine. What if somehow against all odds I actually somehow made it and got together with Gura and then found out I'm gonna be eating roast beef for the rest of my life. I'd still love her and stay with her, but I'd have to psych myself up for sexy time rather than barely being able to contain myself.

>> No.29996113

>>29995764
she's recording stuff so probably got some feedback about her quality and she's trying to improve it

>> No.29996160

>>29995974
I would suckle on her flabby lips any time

>> No.29996192

>>29996095
focus on her flat chest instead

>> No.29996210

>>29996095
>eating
just fuck it, with your penis, that doesn't care. stop having expectations from porn.

>> No.29996213

>>29996035
I didn't know she said that. I must of missed it when she did.
I'm not sure why she'd clarify that the next stream unless she learned what it meant and realized she was wrong and shouldn't have said it or something.
But I hope I'm wrong.

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>>29996192
what if, pepperoni nipples

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I really don't want her first stream in a while to be a fucking shill stream. She's slowly becoming EN Ayame bros.............

>> No.29996238

>>29995940
I don't think she isn't a maiden, but she probably didn't know what it meant either. Probably just listened to ye old timey talk, heard someone call a woman a fair maiden, then assumed woman is all it meant.

>> No.29996244

>>29996029
That was from like 4 years ago, anon...

>> No.29996252

stop reading parallel paradise cumbuds, jesus christ

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>>29996192
Good idea
>>29996210
This is true, I just would want to make sure she enjoys it as much as I do

>> No.29996273

>>29996225
H...Hot

>> No.29996297

>>29996225
on flat chest thats hot

>> No.29996302

>>29996113
>gura goes far enough in trying to make her audio clear that she changes rooms to finally defeat the water heater
>we are promptly invaded by ESLs convinced she moved to zimbabwe
Waiting warmly.
>>29996213
It was either Cat game or the ID visit before Kaela popped up.

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>> No.29996335

>>29996225
please anything but that. big areola is disgusting

>> No.29996346

>>29996225
Reminds me of that one WataMote doujin

>> No.29996364

>>29996269
>I just would want to make sure she enjoys it
THAT IS ALSO WHAT YOUR PENIS IS FOR
jesus christ porn should be banned

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>>29995974
I don't find vaginas themselves attractive, just literally everything around them. Still wont stop me when I become a horny ape though.

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>>29996230

>> No.29996474

>>29996364
I'm not basing this on porn, but on things I've read from supposed real women. I mainly look at Gura lewds nowadays, which really are even less realistic too be fair. Loli hentai can get pretty crazy.

>> No.29996499

>>29996387
gayest anon itt, start adding x-ray on your searching tag next time

>> No.29996526

>>29996230
well maybe the reason she doesn't stream is the same as Ayame.
You know, because she's moving.
And not anything else...

>> No.29996570

>>29996364
without porn gura wouldn't exist

>> No.29996577

>>29995940
I think she's probably a virgin. That's why her sexiness is through the roof. She has to use her imagination for it, so it comes across as experimental and idealistic.

>> No.29996608

>>29996387
same, I don't care when everything is censored, there's nothing there I want to see

>> No.29996619

She could have a blue waffle and I'd still love her.
I just really hope she has a blue hymen to match it, that's all.

>> No.29996657

>>29996608
I'm sorry, but it feels like I'm talking to an alien or something.

>> No.29996667

She could have three dicks and I will still love her, don't know if my mouth is big enough for three penis at the same time tho

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>>29996499
I literally hate xray. Its just a close up on a dick, and usually blocks the stuff I want to see.
I go for thighs, tummy, butt, loli, heart pupils, and stuff like >>29996321

>> No.29996814

>>29996213
>>29996302
Alright, it might have been the maid stream around 57-58m, I'm tired and mixing stuff up, might have been just riding the 'maiden, what's what, I'm a maid' thing. Either way, don't sweat your shark details.
Unrelated, but I think some of you are unironically gay. I'll admit it's been...over a decade now, but unless you're dealing with flaps down to the knees it's good fun. It's good for her, sure, but it's neuron activating. Shame I want nothing to do with women anymore.

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>>29996734
>focusing on dick
>not her womb
my point is still stand

>> No.29996887

>>29996499
nta but I never understand x-ray. Why I want to watch a dick filling the cunny while I can just watch the full nice cunny outside

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>>29996814
>some of you are unironically gay
>Shame I want nothing to do with women anymore.

>> No.29996910

>>29996734
the only xray I need is an image of her egg being penetrated

>> No.29996932

>>29996890
Just because I'm too tired to play the game doesn't mean I want to suck dicks, man.

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I like dick. Especially on girls. I stopped caring about that making me gay a long time ago.

>> No.29996976 [DELETED] 

>"I'm sorry buddy!"
>guy goes into another room, isn't a threat anymore
>kills him anyway

>> No.29997110

>>29996944
Loving futa doesn't count as gay anon

>> No.29997119

>>29996976
wrong tab homochama

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>> No.29997180

>>29997119
I thought of pretending I was watching Gura but she is both smarter and not as bloodthirsty

>> No.29997237

>>29997180
Gura has done similar things in some games, you could probably pull it off.

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Mmm, sweaty shark.

>> No.29997372

>>29996856
Normal human men don't find a image of meat, dick, and semen hot. That's literally all xray is.

>> No.29997429

>>29997372
normal men enjoy putting their dick into meat and then release semen, but you can't feel that from a 2d image, so x-ray lets your eyes stand in for your dick

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>>29996814
She was responding to "no longer maidenless" by saying she thinks a maid and maiden are two different things. Then she said she's both and we can tell all our friends that she's our shark girl maid maiden.

>> No.29997679

>>29997651
but she's my sharkmaidwife which mean she isn't a maiden anymore

>> No.29997696

>>29995974
>>29996081
>pastrami pussy vs capicola cunny
Have you considered some guanciale gash or possibly even some bresaola beaver?
Or on the off-chance that your tastes trend towards the more exotic, then perhaps I can interest you in some mortadella manko or some soppresata suji?

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>>29997180
>she is both smarter and not as bloodthirsty
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1viouXswSRA&t=7586s

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>> No.29997758

>>29996890
Betrayal and heartache is one of the only things that can defeat a man's libido.

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Strange times ahead

>> No.29997781
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Why are chumbies horny in the middle of the night?

>> No.29997786

>>29997713
that's her rationally and smartly deciding to kill some people. She's not killing people after saying she wouldn't and then immediately regretting it and then killing more people and then getting gunned down in a hail of bullets from all the attention she brought on.
she's a shark. I'm not saying she's a vegetarian.

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>>29997758
Can't be betrayed if you never even attempt to go out with someone. Huahaha...

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>>29997781
>Chumbuds horny
>Schizo btfo

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>>29997781
I only fap when Gura is gone if I see something I can easily imagine her masturbating to.

>> No.29997867

>>29997838
Yeah, I've noticed they seem to run away whenever weird hornyposting starts. It's an effective strategy that should be deployed more often. lol.

>> No.29997882

>>29997786
I'm not certain but I'm pretty sure that exact scenario has happened in the GTA streams at least once.

>> No.29997908

>>29997651
fun fact: maid can actually also refer to maiden with the same meaning.
For example, I'm sure you've played or at least heard about the card game "old maid". The point of it is to not be stuck with the old unmarried hag at the end of the game.
Upon reflection, it's quite a cruel and awful thing to base a game around and I would much rather end up with an old virgin then some slut with a double digit bodycount.

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>>29997781
Someone brought up Gura revealing that she's a pure virgin twice recently. It's hard not to get a hard-on from remembering that.

>> No.29997965

>>29997758
This is false, I'm fucking horny 99% of the time.

>> No.29997986

>>29995974
plebeian taste. the contrast will make it even better. imagine this. she trust you enough to show that ugly part to you and only you get to know her ugly secret.

>> No.29997989

Gura i love you so much i love you so so so much

>> No.29998025

>>29996321
What the fuck it got deleted?
https://twitter.com/Nakk__Nakk

>> No.29998125

>>29997944
qrd?

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>>29998125
why do you need a qrd when the post you're replying to is the qrd and the lrd is watching streams

>> No.29998212

>>29997839
UUOOOHH

>> No.29998604

Bros I just want the shork back

>> No.29998635

>>29998604
Too bad. You get a <5 minute callin today and some more twitter likes if you're lucky.

>> No.29998652

Is this the third time Gura will return from a long abscence only to shill something? Fucking ridiculous

>> No.29998693

>>29997372
>Normal human men don't find a image of meat, dick, and semen hot.
actually, most guys like cumshots in porn, that's why it used to be referred to as the "money shot" in old productions.
If you're watching porn and are distracted by their dick, then I don't know what to tell you.
This goes for drawings as well.

>> No.29998708

How are you holding up chumbies? I'm sure things will go back to normal soon!
Stay strong chumbies!

...lol

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>>29998604
>he doesn't want the shark to fully dedicate her remaining career time to shilling random crap for cover instead of streaming for her shrimps
selfish much?

>> No.29998853

>>29998708
Ever since she gave up on posting schedules, things won't be as normal as they were before. I really miss pre-break Gura.

>> No.29998860

>>29998799
Most shillstreams are as good or better than normal streams so I wouldn't even mind.

>> No.29998926

Gura changed her twitter bio to larp as an idol not because she wants to distance herself from holostars and make you happy but because she's sending a message "I will always be yours" to a certain someone who is too busy with his live-in job to meet her and was getting frustrated.

>> No.29998929

>>29998693
>distracted
More like I'm enjoying porn then suddenly the entire screen is blocked by xray garbage. Also that sounds like gay cope.

>> No.29998943

>>29998853
I know. It feels like something happened during that house hunting break.

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>>29997781
That's my secret. I'm always horny.

>> No.29998988

I want to fill her tiny womb with my seed.

>> No.29998991

>>29998926
i think most anons here consider me a "schizo" because I find it hard to trust her, but even I think that's the stupidest thing that's been written here in many, many threads.

>> No.29999021

Remember the 2020 days when she streamed 4-5 days a week?

Good times bros...

>> No.29999025

>>29998988
you'll break her

>> No.29999033

>24 hours in a day
>can't spend 5 minutes to write a normal tweet
>barely likes one fanart
Her last like was around 30 hours earlier and it takes 1 minute to find random fanart to like on her hashtags. What do you think she did for the past 29 hours and 59 minutes? besides sleeping for maybe 12 hours.

>> No.29999072

Will chumbuds get the 30 million post? They succeeded at 20 mil let us find out soon

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>>29999072
We have /MANS/ now, and those bitches are cray-cray about the get so don't put your hopes up

>> No.29999183

>>29999072
lmao /ggg/ is fucking dead mane.
like oshi like fanbase.

>> No.29999219

>>29999072
I dont care about numbers, I'm playing bideo games

>> No.29999256

i miss the old gura, she's totally different now, getting rich changed her

>> No.29999276

>complaining about breaks
Trust the plan. Real chumbies know that Gura is actually a karaoke machine connected to an AI installed on an iPhone and Cover exploits her singing talent for marketing, that's why she's doing singing reps 36 hours a day and doesn't have a single second to write "commit mass suicide" on her twitter.

>> No.29999295

>>29998929
You're obviously talking about artistic works like drawings and animations then.
In that case, I don't see what's wrong with the occasional danmenzu. It's very weird to get hung up on a single page from an ero manga or a few frames from a hentai and have it curb your excitement like that.
Admitidly, I have come across some x-ray shots in the past that were too realistic in that they showed shit in the girl's colon and that was kind of a big turn-off, but other than that, I don't really see why you'd hate them so much.

>> No.29999345

if schizos at least would get some new material

>> No.29999389

>>29999183
Sure. Show me another split that burns through threads as fast as this one.

>> No.29999402

>>29999345
>t. her brother

>> No.29999447

>>29999389
Dude this thread is on life support, shitposting keeps it alive. When there's no baits and shitposting the same thread can stay up for more than 10 hours.

>> No.29999463

>>29999033
That's also why it doesn't make any sense that she couldn't stream at all. There's nothing that dictates that she can only stream from 8:00 - 11:00 PM.
I don't want her to overwork herself, but I don't think her streaming for an hour or two during the afternoon just one of the past few recording days would have been that much, would it?
It just feels so lonely without her.

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>> No.29999477

>>29999447
have you looked at the time you moron?

>> No.29999483

>>29999467
bless you!

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>> No.29999519

>>29999447
What the fuck are you doing here if you think slow threads are a bad thing? Fuck off.

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>>29999499

>> No.29999566

>she's actually a shy and socially awkward slow retard who needs like 18 hours rest for every minute of streaming she does
This headcanon is the most retarded cope ever made on her.

>> No.29999636

>>29999566
but it's obviously true

>> No.29999681

>>29999566
you forgot that she also has health issues

>> No.29999714

>>29999463
She already did all her recordings a long time ago, all she does these days is ghost the holo discord so management cannot bug her and shitpost in other discords, all day long. How do you think she keeps up with the memes and shit?

>> No.29999777

>>29999681
Lol no she doesn't. She only had a cold recently because of the ac. She lived through covid months ago just fine.

>> No.29999798

>>29999777
watch streams

>> No.29999801

>>29999295
I look at porn for the cute girls, kissable tummies, and thicc thighs, not for a peer into the meat dimension, simple as that.

>> No.29999840

>>29999798
>I got no arguments: the post
ohh poor gura she's so so weak she turns to dust when sunlight hits her... but she lives through the most aggressive flu of the century like it's fucking nothing? give me a fucking break.

>> No.29999912

>>29999840
No seriously. Watch streams. She talked about her health issues multiple times and even recently in a members stream.
>but she lives through the most aggressive flu of the century
AHAHAHAHAHA

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Thursday?
>mumei's birthday
Friday?
>expo
Saturday?
>fucking shill stream
Sunday?
>meet-n-greet

Heh...
And her latest stream was 4 days ago btw
Good start August-kun

>> No.29999943

If 3M, Gura is stinky.

>> No.29999960

>>29998025
The fact it says "this account doesn't exist" instead of "account suspended" means he either deleted it or changed the handle.
If you search google for "https://twitter.com/Nakk__Nakk", the first result has his twitter bio and you can see that the account was made in February 2020.
And if you go to his pixiv profile, https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/34151526, he lists his twitter as https://twitter.com/Nakkemos, which says it was created in February 2020.

So yeah, he nuked all the tweets from his two year old twitter account and then changed the name of it for some reason.
Welcome to the hell that is following Japanese artists.

>> No.29999964

>>29999912
>She talked about her health issues multiple times
>implying any of that was true

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luv goowa

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>>29999499
Bless you

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Behold, Cat

>> No.30000152

>>29999964
>NOOOOO SHE LIES ITS NOT TRUE YOU HEAR ME MY ARGUMENT ONLY WORKS WHEN SHE IS LYING!!!!!!!!
typical liar-schizo cope

>> No.30000166

>>29999801
To each their own, I guess.
It's just that I love every part of a girl, both inside and out.

>> No.30000184

>>29999960
Thank you brother. I wanted to check out his other stuff but I had thought he got banned.

>> No.30000194

>>29999923
It's only going to get worse because cover keeps giving her more excuses to not stream.

>> No.30000244

>>29999636
If it's true then how comes she goes to cons with her brother to cosplay?

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look at my cute maid wife

>> No.30000288

>>30000184
Nope, he's just a OCD menhera dumbass practicing the ancient Japanese art of wabisabi, folded over 1000 times.

>> No.30000292

>>30000256
but shes my cute maid wife

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>>29999923
sigh...

>> No.30000344

>>29999923
Next RP stream? never ever.

>> No.30000348

Tfw no cute & funny gurawife to come home to that calls me a silly Billy

>> No.30000419

>>30000344
>i want to do the handcam stream
>i want to do ASMR with ku100
>i want to do the cooking stream
>i want to do the watch-along with members
>i want to do DUOLINGO again
>i want to finish the haunted house
>i want to play it takes two with ame
>i want to play valheim on stream so i will try to get permission
>i have my plan for 3M celebration
>i want to communicate better with you guys
>i want to spend Christmas with you guys
>My parents visited me on this Christmas so i want to spend my time with them, sorry guys
>i want to improve myself
>i am so lonely cause i have no one to talk to so i asked my mom to play video games with
>i will be gone for a while because of house hunting
>i have schedule. I think i will post it soon
>i can go back to stream normally now
>i want to do more RP with you guys
>I wanna do a nendo unboxing stream
>i am practicing karaoke just for you

>> No.30000466

look mom i posted it again XD

>> No.30000497

I know that deep down I still trust her, because otherwise I wouldn't keep coming here.

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I will never waver. I have the utmost faith in her.

>> No.30000554
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>>30000497
must suck to be you, I trust her both inside and outside. love my sharkwife who looks like a child in this picture

>> No.30000621

>>30000554
Someday, someone will hurt you in the worst way, and then you will finally understand.

>> No.30000631

>>30000621
nice larp bro

>> No.30000641

When Gura is not streaming I go more and more schizo. When she does stream my brain resets back to normal. Then it starts all over again. Also wanted to remind you that Gura has toes and feet.

>> No.30000684

>>30000641
Proof?

>> No.30000692

>>30000641
https://files.catbox.moe/p8lhvs.m4a

>> No.30000717
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>>30000641
fuck off gawr

>> No.30000740

>>30000684
>>30000692

>> No.30000745

>i trust her

1 year ago i used to be like that...i defended her every way possible when chumjoker was still a thing...time sure does fly by fast...

>> No.30000763

>>30000692
Gunna need lossless version

>> No.30000833

>>30000745
You weren't here when it was a thing.

>> No.30000852

>>30000745
Who could've guessed that the chumjoker rrat would become the biggest, stinkiest, most plausible rrat of them all a year later and end up causing the most pain?
Shit sucks.

>> No.30000857

I don't even fucking remember why they used to call Gura lazy back in 2021,ehen she'd clock in 5 days a week of streams. God that just sounds insane now

>> No.30000888

>>30000852
The downfall of /ggg/

>> No.30000897

>>30000857
What if this isn't the end result? What if it gets even worse from here?

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The samefagging is getting pathetic.

>> No.30000941

>>30000915
>samefagging

>> No.30000963

>>30000897
Seems plausible at this point

>> No.30000980

>>29990955
>>30000857
The manager is the one whos lazy not Gura. Gura is working hard while they're preventing Gura from doing anything. Blame Cover.

>> No.30001015

I have a confession.
I'm too scared to buy Gura's merch, because if something happened that showed the rrats were true, I would be too sad to keep it.

>> No.30001065

You niggas all need to see a therapist

>> No.30001128

>>30001065
Gura's streams are my therapist

>> No.30001143

>>30000419
>i have my plan for 3M celebration
How old is this copy pasta?

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>>29998991
Yeah, Gura made one thing clear. She's an idol who belongs to her fans, and she has always been proud to be our waifu e-girl maiden loli girlfriend oshi sharkwife.

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>> No.30001482

>>30000915
Discord woke up.

>> No.30001639

>>30001462
tail too fat

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>>30001639
Why gay?

>> No.30001700

>>30001639
Gura is like Cell, sometimes she eats people with her tail.

>> No.30001725

>>30001015
fucking newfags. if an idol betrays you, you're supposed to burn the merch and post the video of it online.

>> No.30001734

Zoomers don't deserve anonymity because they are so fucking retarded that they think anyone that posts anonymously is the same person.
It's incredible. Social media has ruined your brains because before social media no one tried to attach a personality to anonymous posters or tried so desperately to discover which posts belong to the same anon. It was never this bad here back in the mid 2000s.

>> No.30001791

>>30001734
Discord is 4chan but faster, it's inevitable for people to call you a samefagger Discord raider if you try to shit up discussion with your retarded schizo ramblings.

>> No.30001824

>>30000980
What do you mean blame Cover. Gura is their golden child, the retard one is EN management aka Omegatroon

>> No.30001870

>>30001725
I know, but the thought of even having to look at it or touch it before throwing it away after being betrayed makes my stomach drop and my blood feel cold.
I wouldn't even be able to be in the same room with it if that happened.

>> No.30001913

>>30001870
don't you have a /b/ thread to larp on?

>> No.30001923

>>30001870
what rrat are you talking about anyway?

>> No.30001969

>>30001791
>your retarded schizo ramblings.
Wishing she would stream or wanting her to be more honest is not retarded schizo ramblings.

>> No.30001977

I still remember when i cried with her while watching the last year birthday stream...she was so grateful to us...

>> No.30002008

>>30001923
The one that would make the most people here sad.

>> No.30002054

>>30001969
If you start putting stuff like "I feel betrayed" or "I feel I can't trust her" you sound like a schizo and nobody can take your posts seriously because you're clearly mentally ill.
Actually never mind, you don't sound like a schizo, you are one: if you get this emotional over shit like this you are emotionally fragile and need therapy ASAP. It's not Gura's fault you have nothing else going on in your life and you have to rely on her. Stop relying on other people and work on yourself instead.

>> No.30002063

>>30001870
seriously, see a therapist my guy

>> No.30002077

>>30001977
I don't remember the last time she was emotional on stream. Was it last year during the Myth anniversary when Ina said she wished she could hug everyone in person?

>> No.30002096

Why are you all even giving attention to gay schizo?

>> No.30002115

>>30002054
What's the general you usually hang out in? Just curious.

>> No.30002126

wait, these indogs are still seething for... 13 hours?

>> No.30002135

>>30002096
it's 2 guys jerking each other off, just wait for the mass deletion

>> No.30002143

>>30002096
I wish i was gay so i wouldn't fall in love with Gura

>> No.30002261

>>30002096
sorry, it's boring hours
just wanna pass the time

>> No.30002269

>>30002054
Why are you giving him the benefit of a doubt? He's admitted he's here to shit up the thread in the past. Anonymity doesn't save him when his posts stick out like a sore thumb.

>> No.30002309

>>30002269
I never hang out here, just check in every while and then, so I didn't know he's an actual cuck

>> No.30002378

>>30001824
yeah cover is not the problem but the EN management is

>> No.30002405

>>30002378
I WANT MY DAKI OMEGA

>> No.30002409

Too many tourist here, august 2022 and people are still surprised when Gura goes silent for a few days

>> No.30002475

>>30002054
I never said I feel betrayed or I can't trust her.
I just think it's difficult to trust her considering everything that's known as well as my own personal experiences of being hurt in the past.

I love her and I really don't give a shit what your normalfag ass thinks about that. You're one of the "I only watch them for entertainment" types and that's good for you, but some of us feel stronger about her than that, which she's not only accepted over the years, but cultivated. I have plenty going on in my life, but I don't feel anything for anyone I know the way I do about her.
So fuck you for coming into this general with the most gachikoi and shitting on Gura's fans or me or anyone else here as if you're better than us. You aren't.

>> No.30002520

>>30002269
>He's admitted he's here to shit up the thread in the past.
Who the fuck do you even think I am, you shit-eating schizophenic?

>> No.30002533

>>30002409
She's been turning over a new leaf making people's expectations higher than normal. That's all.

>> No.30002571

>>30002409
>has schedules
>2 days break and 5 days stream every week
You fuck doesn't know how lucky we used to be

>> No.30002591

>>30002309
I knew you were a tourist. No surprise there. Go the fuck back to twitter/reddit, you insufferable cuck.

>> No.30002603

>>30002475
I am better than you. I'm not gay kek.

>> No.30002662

>>30002409
>goes silent for a few days
The problem is that it's getting worse and worse over the period of the last half year.
And you're acting as if just because she's doing it more often, her ghosting has somehow become less painful.

>> No.30002689

>>30002409
She's actually made you adjust to this shit like it dnornal. Did you even watch her before 2022?

>> No.30002829

>>30002689
Newfag.

>> No.30002909

>>30002571
I've noticed that every day, from around 5:00 AM to 11:00 AM EST, this thread is inundated with "you're pathetic for having fallen in love with Gura" types. I think they're yuros or something, which makes sense, considering how cucked they are over there.
In fact, in Europe, cuckoldry is even baked into their very laws. Look at France for example. It's illegal there to get a paternity test even if you think your wife cheated on you. You're literally forced to raise someone else's kid or at least pay child support. Most of Europe is like that. It's pathetic.

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>> No.30002971

>>30002603
How is being in love with her gay, you fucking brainlet?

>> No.30002976

>>30002405
just wait a lil bit, i'm sure Omega is having a "good" talk with the Cover board right now on why he canceled Gura daki

>> No.30003005

>>30002956
Fuck, long thread. Sorry guys

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>>30003005
Mooms is better than this gay conversation.

>> No.30003045

>>30003005
Wrong*

>> No.30003091

>>30002971
I don't weenie out myself to a bunch of strangers. That's a pretty homosexual thing to do.

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>>30003091
this, imagine not trusting your wife enough to buy her nendo, hyped mine is arriving this month

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>>30002378
Seriously, they need to stop being greedy prudes. Sometimes Gura just wants to welcome her members home from work in the evenings with some stress relief involving dress-up, microphone-licking, sexual moaning ERP action in a variety of creative scenarios using a high quality sound system and attractive model and props.
They will still get plenty of money from their shill deals, no one cares if she's a bit frisky with 1% of her audience behind a paywall.

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Its okay bro, you dont have functional dick anyway

>> No.30003231

>>30003191
Gura doesn't want to do that at all. These scenarios are getting too outlandish.

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>>30003223

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I will bonk gura

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>>30003231
Sorry, I sometimes end up exaggerating slightly by inserting my own fantasies.

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>>30003231
>he missed the erp

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>>30003329
They're my fantasies too don't stop.

>> No.30003454

>>30003223
>to make them watch other holos
I don't think he gets his shitposting has the opposite effect

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>>30003454
The people who are going to watch other holos were going to whether he said anything or not. That character was short-lived anyway.

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/ggg/ used to be boring and now it is fucking entertaining...but at what cost...

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gura is probably practicing the gacha song quite a bit because it's pretty hard, hope she knocks it out the park

>> No.30003697

i'm wavering bros..........

>> No.30003719

>>30003640
Her vocal cords are probably tired out from all the recordings and practice.

>> No.30003724

>>30003640
I don't get it
Will she perform it live?

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>>30003697
my dick is wavering for gura rn

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>>30003724
yep, be sure to cheer her on

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>>30003776
ganbatte sharkie

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>>30003602
You think this is fun? The same conversation over and over for days? I get so bored I go play grindy games until it blows over most of the time.

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>>30003837
It's entertaining for me tho

>> No.30003927

Just came to say that you all are gay and since you no longer love women I'm gonna marry Gura. See you fags.

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>>30003719
hope her voice is ok when she comes back, at least she's not falling in the usual trap of pushing herself to record and stream that inevitably leads to a whole month of resting your fucked up throat

>> No.30003991

What's our cope today?

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>>30003991
don't need cope, she's gonna be in mooms bd

>> No.30004036

>>30003927
Just because i hate her that doesn't mean i don't love her

>> No.30004072

>>30003991
There is no cope. She said she is busy with projects and thats it. The people who go full schizo, making up shit and stories are merely entertainment in this thread.

>> No.30004127

>>30003954
and if the newfags wondering, yes Gura is using voice acting technique to change her voice, so yeah her usual voice is not her real voice
and its also why screaming or doing long streams took a toll on her vocal cord

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>>30003954
That's why I wouldn't mind her just giving us a quickie and taking some days off when she has to save her voice for recordings.

>> No.30004192

>>30004072
No no no, we've shifted the goalposts. We aren't hoping for streams anymore. Now we hope for tweets and member posts. Where's your cope for that?

>> No.30004204

Why is she never allowed to tell us what the projects are

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>>30004172
the quickie was the maid rp but it turned into a long one because she loves us that much

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>the latest SC reading was maid RP stream

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>>30004127
She's a very talented voice actress who sounds extra cute for official stuff. Her voice is more relaxed for normal streams since she doesn't want to put a strain on it, which is smart.
I really love her alluring voice from Oceanside Soft Talking.

>> No.30004316

>>30003837
I'm doing my reps. I just received my dumbbells and I already started going on my daily runs/hikes. I just need to be more diligent on my reading reps.

>> No.30004361

>>30004127
>real voice fags
Fuck OFFFFFFFFFFFF

>> No.30004765

Birthday Moom tweet coming up any hour now.

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>>30004765
it's pretty early, I'd say it's coming in like 4-5 hours

>> No.30005102

We've reached the acceptance stage of grief

>> No.30005130

Teammate said to me that gura is actually suspended for a week because of the clique, is it true guys? Why didnt they said this to us? I feel betrayed, how do i cope with this, what should i do with my nendo now? I’m gonna burn it. I hate gura for making me feel like this

>> No.30005167

>>30005130
weird larp

>> No.30005171

>>30004072
Same here, i just come here to shitpost

>> No.30005218

>>30005102
What grief? Guaranteed Gura later unless she by some dark miracle does not call in and we get 500 Gura was kicked out of SNOT posts.

>> No.30005221

>>30005167
Easy for you to say because youre a fake chumbuds

>> No.30005244

>>30005221
learn to type at least, larpfaggot

>> No.30005262

>>30005218
Nothing is guaranteed with Gura, you should know this by now.

>> No.30005273

>>30005130
There's lot of larping ITT but you're probably the cringiest one

>> No.30005287

>>30004286
She knows If she did more frequent sc readings she'd get too parasocial with us so she holds back. She can dish out the love bombs but she can't take them

>> No.30005299

>>30005102
Chumbies are so weak, it disgust me
Teammate can endure that and this place is schizo for nothing

>> No.30005324

>>30005299
>>30005273

>> No.30005336

>>30005273
>>30005244
Fake chumbuds, go back to kiwifarm tranny

>> No.30005403

>>30005218
Eh thanks for the idea, i’m gonna do that too for funposting sake

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Don't know what's going on, but posting a cute Gura.

>> No.30005477

>>30005403
Are you living under a rock?
https://www.tokyochronos.net/vt/search/text/gura%20kicked%20snot/

>> No.30005486

Tongue my frenulum you little slut, I haven't washed in 2 weeks so you might find some surprises down there :) :)

>> No.30005530

>>30005486
Does it stink tho?

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>> No.30005585

>>30000852
>chumjoker
Qrd?

>> No.30005604

>>30005530
Yeah, it reeks and I haven't even pulled my foreskin back :)

>> No.30005738

>>30001351
She streamed with dudes in her past life
>>30001351
>>30000980
>working hard
Doing what? What's cover stopping her from doing?
>>30001824
How do you know anything about mane? Including how they'd be a tranny and why cover would hire one?

>> No.30005828

>>30002054
>>30002063
Why would you even watch chuubas if you're not mentally ill?

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good morni

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>>30005892
Have a Gurass

>> No.30006261

>>30005828
true

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