/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

/hlgg/ once stood for unity, now it's torn itself apart
Long live /MANS/ and my boys

Other thread forgot the subject lol

i took the wrong potion

Catching up on Nowa right now...
when he opens SCs I need to SC him about how drinking boiling hot tea can increase your risk of throat cancer...
Also his pronunciation of pu'er tea is actually not bad, I really like how dedicated he is to various topics...

Wait which one is it

>>30000343
This one, abandon the Axel thread

>>30000066
It's a common thing with this general

>>30000000
checking

>>30000181
Doing the same thing; bro even knows about keeping positive air pressure inside a PC case, how much more based can he possibly get

>>30000181
>pronunciation
anon, he buys top of the line cakes, don't even try to out snob him
also don't be a fag and send that kind of shitty supa, just write something nice

>>30000082
We need this dog edit for every other tempus member

Does Axel classify as a sapient being?

I wonder what insane horny posting will occur during dead hours today! I can hardly contain my excitement.

>>30000581
he literally said he doesnt think, so probably not

Missed the Reggie collabs how were they?

>>30000457
Lui-nee.. I must breed...

JWU, How Axel’s cheeky stream?

I WILL steal uncle Nowa virginity and THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!

>>30000696
Amazing. He's still bloodythirsty, he massacred 2/3 of a village.

>>30000659
just catching up rn it's funny as hell

>>30000699
I will do it before you

Tempus makes me feel the same way I did back when Myth debuted, and I didn't even think I was going to be watching men

>>30000699
FUCKING BRAT
RAPE CORRECTION IT IS

>>30000699
STAY AWAY, WHORE! UNCLE NOW IS AN IDOL!

>>30000699
damn brat!!! seducing adult men...rape correction is needed

>>30000722
Good good. I’ll hit up the vod shortly then!

>>30000778
Release the restrictions for gods sake, I want to watch Nowa play his zombie game for several hours at a time!

Since the boys are getting monetized soon I wonder how long it'll take before they open up membership because I prefer it over buying merch.

>>30000699
N-no...

>>30000510
Oh I'm not a tea snob, just Chinese
I'm not trying to be mean in a supa, I'm just worried about his long-term throat health...if he starts having throat issues I'll start wondering if I could have SC'd him and maybe helped prevent it...

>>30000931
NOOOOOOO UNCLE NOWA IS SEISO!!!!!!!!!

>>30000931
Impossible! Nowa is supposed to be pure!

>>30000699
I don't know which I find more engaging, forcing myself onto vesper and seeing him cry and beg or gently having my cock milked by him

>>30000741
>>30000753
>>30000778
>>30000803
>>30000931
Too late, i am already naked in his room now!
I will take Uncle seisoness & make him MINE!

>>30000931
thank you artist anon
no idea if you have a twitter or something but i love it when you post horny shit, please fetishize everyone

>>30001011
the way he talked to the mainboard wasnt very seiso...

>>30000082
i have a way to fix it
6 horas

>>30001063
why not both anon? you can switch together

this thread is getting hornier by the day

I feel like when im watching holostars EN it's take me back to 2013 the peak of youtube content they are genuinely funny

>>30001200
u get used to it anon-kun

>>30001299
AUNTIE NOWA OOOOOUGHHH

>>30001108

>>30001237
Same. Especially when they played L4D and whenever Nowa brings up early 2000s games...It just hits me with nostalgia to the point that I forget it's been years.

>>30001312
what's this face trying to convey?

JWU how was the dog?

>>30001707
he was really funny

>>30001707
Stupid and breedable

leader and magni doing baseball was cute

>>30001707
Became grass and killed half a village.

How does Noir manage to be so based?
Everything about him is great.

Help I can't stop imagining betraying Axel and seeing him all watery eye and heartbroken

>>30002017
sister, why are you like this

>>30002017
If your erection last for more than 4 hours, go to the doctors

>>30000699
NOOOOOOO

>>30001457
Why is Noir carrying Anyer?
Or is she hanging of Axels belt?

>>30002238
Axels tails look like her fluffy hair

>>30002017
Dog is retarded but pure and seiso, not for hurting.

https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1554889272934539265/photo/1
I want this to be actual uniform so bad

>>30002347

LEADER IS CUTE!!! CUTE!!!

Magni's cute moans!
https://youtu.be/l8hqDeM3Tyc?t=2399

>>30001200
It's the duality of this thread anon, when the boys are not streaming you are to expect that the thread will go full-on horny posting.

After watching axel's stream, I honestly don't know whether to feel bad for his intelligence or to envy it. There were some legit bruh moments, but at the same time the guy seems to be loving life

this image but vesper scolding magni and axel

>>30002412

>>30001200
>Streams going
>I love my bros, bros

>Deadhours
>Women larping as gay men

>>30002494
I wish I could live in the present like him, he is dumb and he is free

>>30002527
Why not Altare scolding Vesper and Axel (Father and Son)

>>30002529

>>30002494
i guess it's what happens when your brain is so smooth worries just slide right off, he just does what he want to do and enjoys what he likes, i honestly want to be like that

>>30001063
I was thinking about fem-vesper today and decided she would be the type to patiently guide you through sex. very supportive and loving

>>30001200
We're slowly turning into the Nijisanji EN general. Way too many cancerous horny posts.

What are your thoughts on Magni now that you've seen his inner femboy furry personality?

>>30002567
i thought of it too but i think 90% of the time its vesper bonking magni and axel for being yab but i approve of leader scolding vesper and axel too

>>30002614
Love it. As a bi guy, I like how he knows what he's into and doesn't seem to have any concerns about his sexuality. it's refreshing to see. also he's a funny brat

>>30002540
we respect the boys during streaming hours hold out the horny until they're done

>>30002675
I only ask that the fujosisters stop pretending to be men and that they understand us

>>30002614
honestly i enjoy it! it might not be for all but it's cute (for me)

THICC UNCLE NOWA'S DUMPY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGx3faP8zFU

>>30002716
i think saying peg is kinda cringe tho imagine hearing that on a daily basis

>>30002614
I was prepared the moment I saw his tweets about Sonic. I still find him stupidly hilarious.

>>30002808
What did she mean by this

>>30002347
>>30002412
>>30002529
>>30002574
Holy shit why is he so cute

>>30002614
EN Pekora ah ah ah

Any requests for a soundpost from Magni's A Way Out stream earlier? Preferably include a timestamp.

>>30000000

>>30002916
when he moaned pls
https://youtu.be/l8hqDeM3Tyc?t=2399

>>30002926
hell yes. I'll fuck all of the hags. males and females.

>>30002926
Hags are cute

>>30002614
Honestly, if it weren't for me tuning in to Tempus all-collabs, especially the ones where they honestly speak their mind, I wouldn't have received it well. Other members seems to see Magni in high regard, and Axel's words during his interview shook me honestly. Their banter is also natural and pretty entertaining. As a unit, they're one of the best gens there is.

>>30002926
Based get.

>>30002412
ToT

>watching the latest Nowa VOD
>good morning
>or goodnight from Indonesia
>laughs
holy kek you cheeky cunt

>>30003043
Regis grew on me so much. He's a capable leader and entertainer. Magni is the clown of the group and he's pretty hilarious. Axel, the chaddest looking one is actually the most bulliable one. And Vesper is my favorite. Absolute gem of a guy.

so who got the 30000000th post guys

>>30002412
i want to hold hands with magni and keep it warm!!!

This thumbnail... Nowa...

>>30003254
Me

>>30003159
lol, what happens in Indonesia?

>>30003289
Nowa's manager should just let him have free reign

too lazy to look for the post itself so im just gonna use this post to link to it

>>30000000

>>30003303
Steam is not banned anymore.

>>30003372
hagpost....nice

>>30003254
>>30000000

>>30003303
I want to think that was an off-handed diss towards SEAniggers because they can't watch the stream, therefore they can't anti-post at him

>>30003448
But, I genuinely love him ;_;

>>30003289
Vesper’s succulent body ToT

>>30003372
quick post auntie nowa

>>30003372

>>30002671
I wrote this post

>>30003693
AUNTIE NOWA UOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

>>29994909
In case you are still around, I'll finish it later.

>>30003372
remarkably based

>>30002979
Well if you ask, anon.

>>30003693
>sweaty teenaged auntie Nowa building a PC butt naked because of her schizo superstitions
ToT

>>30003855
Based.

>>30003915
thank you anon!!!

>>30003915
Magni moans spark my neurons and I DON'T LIKE IT.
Goddamnit. Tempus is making me gayer by the fucking second. I hate you faggots. I literally have not watched a female chuuba since these guys debuted.

>>30003934
im pretty sure uncle nowa was actually in college at the time, so he was probably already an adult by then...

>>30004006
So this is what that anon meant when he talked about girls pretending to be gay guys. I get it now.

how would you guys react to tea sipping ASMR stream from auntie nowa?

>>30003855
Niceu!

>>30004165
if it was auntie nowa, i would furiously masturbate to it

if it was uncle nowa, i would fall asleep to it (i aint gay)

>>30004150
No that’s the “i want to grab magni by his cute waist and bounce him on my dick” comments

>>30003855
based drawanon

>>30004233
Anon stop being a woman

>>30004211
>never gonna have an old hag sip tea while nerding out over pc building
why live

>>30004305
i have hope anon...we will get our nerdy boomer hag soon enough

>>30003693
Why is there so much art of genderbent Tempus members?

Maleanons feminizing their bro/uncle Nowa is basically the exact same as fujos writing mpreg ABO stories

>>30004405
Nigga no it is not

>>30004305
>>30004334
That's Botan

>>30003523
Indog-anon... don't tell me you stay up late to catch his streams

>>30004384
its to justify beating their dick to tempus members

>>30004384
Love for the tempus members eventually turn sexual but because straight males can't handle fucking a male so they cope by genderbending so they can still call themselves straight.

>>30004462
i mean on the en side...botan's pretty hot but as an EOP i'm shit out of luck

>>30004384
You're watching gay/bi men come to terms with their true sexuality right in front of your eyes, anon. Interesting phenomenon, huh?

>>30004405
Kek i never thought about it but
>>30004450
That’s exactly what it is kek

>>30004513
Fair enough

>>30004450
Sister(male), turning your bro into a female character is unironically gayer and weirder than just straight up fucking him as he is could ever be

>>30004550
>>30004568
>>30004625
/vt/sisters stop preying on men

>>30004479
Literally stay awake until 2 am and missed uncle nowa and leader collab stream. My sleep schedule is already fucked.

>>30004480
>>30004499
>>30004550
>fucking a biological woman is gay
Holy homocope

>>30003253
how will /MANS/ recover from this

>>30004674
Thanks for proving my point

>>30004625
Groomer

>>30004651
rip...for me tempus streams are at a convenient time for most people but im too lazy to properly fix my sleep schedule for them. i tend to miss uncle nowa's zatsus...

Fujos are trying to turn us gay, stay strong brothers...

>>30004651
nta you replied to but i admire your dedication indog anon

>>30004900
This was your plan all along...turn into homos and blame the fujos

>>30004984
I'm not gay though?

>>30005025
Too late anon. The transformation has already begun

>>30005050
Nah m8 I'm too straight and retarded for that

>>30004651
same cuy

>>30004651
Stay strong seabro we must do it for our Uncle Nowa

I just finished watching the Hitman 2 VOD
Not as aggressive as the first one because fuck manager-san but I was still laughing my ass off.

>>30005111
i was secretly wishing for there to be another car alarm shootout moment...the bushcamping amongst piles of dead bodies was pretty good though

>>30005203
CUTE!!!!!

>>30005173
normally i would say that its based but lewding bros is haram and omega is better for that purpose anyways

>>30005352
UUUUUUUUU I MISS OMEGA!!!

>>30005352
what will you do if Omega debuts and he sounds like a male (XY chromosomes, has testicles)?

>>30005455
completely accept it because i already shitpost that omega is my boyfriend

>>30005173
truly the most based sexuality

>open /MANS/
>"I love Axel! he's so dumb! I need to breed him!"
>"I love Magni so much! He's such a cheeky brat! He requires breeding correction!"
>"I love Altare! He's a total bro leader! Need psychotic breeding session!"
>"I love uncle Vesper! He's so wise and autistic! I want to handhold breed him!"
YOU IDIOTS WHAT IF THEYRE READING THE THREADS STOP BEING HORNY

>>30005984
i think that's the whole point though

>be on east coast
>want to watch more Vesper
>only times he streams are during work and after midnight

>>30005984
No.

>>30005984
Wow anon sounds like someone is projecting
If they are reading this i want to hand hold matingpress magni ToT

>>30004788
>wanting to bone this is gay

>>30005984
But I want them to see my hornyposts

>>30005984
yeah...no

>>30006076
why is half of Magni fanart so fucking bratty and smug

>>30005984
I hope Uncle Nowa is and getting off to every post about him. I'd want nothing more in life.

>>30005984
Anon none of them are /here/

You are all faggots, literal faggots.
I hate you all.

>>30006207
ok homo

>>30006128
Never did I say that. You are proving my point just by replying with that rebuttal.

>>30006207
How are you an unliteral fag

>>30006207
UUOHHHH I WANT TO FUCK YOUR BOYPUSSY

I WANT TO MATING PRESS MAGNI!!!

>>30006067
I was excited around debut for est friendly streams but so many of them end up at around 11-12 that I just end up adding more to my backlog. Im happy I can catch Vespers chat streams live consistently at least.

>>30004499
Genderbending is actually pretty popular among women. Most genderbending art you see here is drawn by women, so no it's not a straight men can't handle the gay thing.

How many of (You) are women or straight males larping as fags?

>>30006348
>straight males larping as fags
thats a thing people do? wouldn't they just be closeted bisexuals?

Men on this thread, hold steadfast of your identities because the hawkish eye of Sauron that is the yumeijo menace and her cadre of Internet twitter tranny accomplices are trying to gaslight (you) into thinking that you're a faggot. That's not the case. This is how males bond with each other and platonically loving your bros are the manliest thing you can do with your male oshi. Now tell these fucking troons to join the 41% and stop taking their attempts at converting you to their gnostic transhumanist cult of death seriously

>>30006207
Lads, this nigger is calling us Saplings.

>>30006371
I refuse to believe that the larping is only done by women. There has to be some straight males who are doing it ironically.

>>30006459
>ironically
anon.....

>people think there are (biological)women itt

Can we combine /mans/ and /nenmen/ and have one big super male en vtuber general? Male vtubing is small enough as it is and when Tempus and Luxiem are collabing our fanbases will be even more intertwined. What do you guys think?

>>30006403
I have no idea what you just said but nice

>>30006329
I need a doujin where mag goes around acting smug with his guildmates and they matingpress correct him

>>30006459
>There has to be some straight males who are doing it ironically.
You would love that don't you fujo?

>>30006505
no

>>30006403
what has happened to this anonymous poster

>>30006505
Boring bait

>>30006459
just fags and vaginahavers.

Anyone who replies to that bait I will rape your oshi

>>30006527
i agree i want leader to mating press correct him for all the shenanigans he's done on the l4d2 and way out streams

>>30006505
Sorry I don't associate with fags and women.

>>30006067
>he doesn't have a lazy office job that lets him watch streams on the clock
my condolences

>>30006600
oh please rape Nowa. I want to hear him cry

>>30006702
shame on you uncle nowa is pure and seiso don't touch him

>>30006702
reading posts like these always makes me sad

>>30004651
rip indog nowafag.
glad Maglord schedule is so SEA-friendly
its only during 9-10 AM & i can just watch him when i am eating breakfast or rebahan.

>>30006478
If they are doing it unironically they are bi.
>>30006539
Label me as a fujo again and I will shoot you.

>>30006619
>yfw you matingpress magni and he’s so loud the neighbors call the cops on you

>>30006348
Many faggots, but some women pretending to be faggots to blend in and avoid attention.

>>30006505
no. most nijisister/nijifujo there hate holo anyway & i hate nijimales.
t. fujo

>>29999968
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

>>30006969
No they don’t. Retarded falseflagger

>>30006505
I HATE NIJINIGGERS

>>30006499
All I know is that when our boys are streaming, I'm friends with everyone here. When they aren't streaming, I am not associating with fags, dykes, or trannies. Anyone I suspect will immediately get ignored.

Why so much horny posting? The boys never make anything that leads to them getting lewded except Magni of course since he's LGBT and LGBT do nothing but express how theyre not straight and then act promiscious.

>>30005984
If I were them, I'd actually just be laughing my ass off. It's all just for fun anyways. As long as there's no anti posts or tribalism everything's good.

>>30007017
Anon they're already here and watching the guys. Where do you think the copious amount of horny posting comes from?

Does any axel bro know where I could find the first hitman video?

>>30005455
Feminization is a fetish if mine.

>>30006136
Idunno why but I felt it needed to be done

So can the horny women/fags and the bros even coexist in this thread? I'm thinking we're gonna have to split eventually unfortunately...

The real question is how are there so many literal faggots on a board for talking about anime women

>>30007160
based

> your broshi
> your favorite animal

>>30007191
>Magni
>Cats

I just want to go on a camping trip with the boys. No sex or weird homosexual encounters. Just fish, tell stories, cook food around the fire and sing some nonsense. After an amazing weekend of laughter and male bonding, id come back home and mating press breed my hag wife

>>30007191
Noir
Serval Cat

Which one of Tempus boys that likes metal?

>>30006505
If the Luxiem was right after debut then yes I want them to collab with tempus but after a while, Luxiem just started to fujobait and always made reference to them being im sexual situations with males, its what drove me away from Luxiem, i used to be A mysta fan but when he started to fujobaiting and the educate yourself but eith his adhd, I didnt want to watch his content anymore.

http://poal.me/wdg793
http://poal.me/wdg793
http://poal.me/wdg793
New one

>>30007262
Based

>>30007168
Even if we split, the LGBT fags will want our attention because we're straight, thats how they operate in life because they think they dont have postive male role models in life.

>>30007014
>falseflag
there's a bunch of nijisis at /luxnoc/ who blatantly said they don't want nijiboys collabing with tempus because they hate holos & don't want their oshi associated with them.
not saying all of them like that, but there's a bunch of them hating Tempus just because they're part of holo.
it will not work & not to mention some men here will find any chance shit on nijimales, so why bother?

>>30007191
>magni
>cats and mice

>>30007132
Nvm found the mega LETS GOOOO

Which of the Tempus boys has the most fanart? Magni?

>>30007434
RIP /MEN/

>>30007308
>5 women(female) here at EST hours
More than I expected honestly

>>30006505
No. Male nijikeks have their own thread, now leave unless you want to just talk about Tempus or HolostarsJP relations with Tempus.

>>30007191
Axel
Dogs

>>30007600
You just know

>>30002916
Still taking requests, by the way.

>>30007191
>magni
>gators, crocs, and orcas

>>30007191
>Vesper
>pic related

>>30000479
Doesn't positive air flow increases temperature?

Reminder that all the homo posters are fujos.

>>30007434
Yeah nah falseflag somewhere else

Morning! A reminder that /#/ is currently imploding and not to bite bait that's associated with it!

>>30007779
I wanna fuck Armando

>>30007779
T. Ame

>>30007295
>Luxiem just started to fujobait and always made reference to them being im sexual situations with males, its what drove me away from Luxiem
as fujo, this is also reason why i stopped watching luxiem desu.
call me pickme or oldfag or whatever.
but i am the type of fujo who prefers seeing boys be boys and find some unintentional homobait (it's why most my fav homo ship is from shounen series that dont have blatant homo).
just not really into the blatant whoring that Luxiem/Noctyx did.
and it doesn't help most Luxiem do yume/BFE pandering, there's no way im into that crap.
even though i am a degenerate fujo who loves reading/watching fucked up BL, i find Vox asmr rape kink is cringe ngl.

The power went out at my work and i went home, what do i watch today?

>>30007308
>the bros (+1 female bro) to sussy bakas ratio is practically even

>>30007826
When is /#/ ever not imploding on itself, anon.../#/ is literally schizo central.

>>30007826
this?

I'm worried once the 1 hour timer is over, mainly cause right now I can watch them all and enjoy all their content.
But once they start overlapping I don't know how I'm gonna watch and keep up with all of them especially since the streams will be over an hour long

>>30007934
>but i am the type of fujo who prefers seeing boys be boys and find some unintentional homobait
Based datable fujo

>>30007938
Axel's Hitman 2 stream was my favorite stream today, dog had so much fun murdering civilians in a stealth game.

>>30006348
there are no femanons here

>>30008053
you're in the oshi deciding stage anon. And if anything, there's always VODs.

>>30007952
/MANS/ is literally 50% disgusting degenerates and 50% bros plus the token female friend

>>30008064
oh yeah gotta watch that, forgot he did that when i went to bed

oh no, the fags have overtaken the females

>>30008064
>"I didn't have to kill all those people? I feel bad now..."
>5 seconds later murders a bunch of hippies
one of many great moments in that stream

>>30008115
>there are no femanons here
Uhhh, anon...
https://vocaroo.com/1dYpfvYHHgDN

>>30007308
>no cute femanon mans poster to force me to dress up as one of The Boys and force herself upon me
Bros...

>>30007934
Based classy fujosister.
I also don't like blatant pandering, it feels kinda obnoxious because I already know their just trying to squeeze money out of the desperate fujos that only watch the boys for coombait.
BFE/yumebait content also isn't my thing either, it feels really creepy to me for some reason, like someone's reading a self-insert fanfic to me out loud. It's why Tempus feels better to me for watching since they guys have natural chemistry without bait.

>>30007934
BASED.
the classic unintentional homobait is always miles better than explicit homo.
there's huge reason why the most popular homo pairing is from a series that's not from BL series.
zoomer fujo wont understand.
even based Horny Pirate Fujo favorite homo pairing is from shonen mango.
man, i wish EN3 has actual shameless fujo like marine, even better if she's hag. so i can understand her easily. having to work my brain 2x times when watching marine w/ my half assed japs is pain desu

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1555190708465979392 Can Grey Lamy not drink milk? Is Axel just dunking on all lactose intolerant nerds

what are you gonna feed axel, anon?

>>30008227
cool voice changer bro

>>30008538
I can make him a sleepover classic, Fluffernutters with milk.

>>30008538
Feed him his own weird food combos to see if he lives

>>30008535
lolwat

>>30008227
That's a male voice ran through a voice changer
Anon, up your audiophile reps

>>30008535
>grey lamy
The fuckp

>>30007934
Are you a starsfag by any chance? I have seen fujos there raising the same points too.

>>30008564
>>30008651
Proof this thread?

>>30008535
>grey Lamy
kek

>>30008659
>Doesn't know of the Ramirez Rangers

>>30007934
So true. I prefer the most weird bl yet I prefer brotubers. t. Another fujo sister

>>30008677
Use your ears
I guess it could be that your headset/speakers are of such shit quality and that you've never heard another human speak in your life that this is all confusing

>>30008756
>black lamy
oh no...
I do have my awesome plush coming early next year though.

>>30008817
I've never heard a woman speak in my life.

>>30008888

>>30008888
Based and checked

>>30008609
ok regi you don't have to go that far

>>30008888
anon of Mount Athos, give me your wisdom

>>30008888
You got a phone call

I only got 3 hours of sleeping to catch Axel's Hitman II stream. Absolutely worth it though, one of the best streams I've seen in a long time

>>30008888
Based Char

>>30007934
"There are hags here right now...", He thought as the smell of /MANS/ wafted in the air.

>>30008467
> it feels really creepy to me for some reason, like someone's reading a self-insert fanfic to me out loud
pretty much this. it just grossed me out.
to me man who did this feels like they read some smut self insert fanfic by underage girls and think thats what most women like.
and im not surprised a bit most Vox fangirl were teenage and young girl kek.
and adult woman who into him is borderline schizo menhera anyway.
it feel dishonest too imo
> It's why Tempus feels better to me for watching since they guys have natural chemistry without bait
this, i really enjoy Tempus boy so much. it feels like watching shounen anime.
i also love seeing them being nerdy despite im not into it, just looks cute.
and their bro moment is enough for me making homo delusion out of them
>>30008661
eh not really. i know starsJP but i dont watch them because i dont understand JP.
i did watch some couple of clip they seems fun.

>>30009233
https://files.catbox.moe/32jle8.mp3

>>30009395
I hate this place.

>>30002916
Now also taking requests for Axel's Hitman 2 stream.

Why is every voice post a man pretending to be a woman...where are the bros?

>>30009395

>>30009395
WHAT THE HELL?

>>30009233
"I love HAGS", he thought. Fat Bottomed Girls reverberated his entire car making it pulsate even as the $2.99 milk circulated through his powerful horny veins and washed away his (merited) attraction to women near menopause. "With an anonymous thread, you can sexually harass anyone you want" he shitposted to himself, out loud.

>>30009395

>favorite holo is a hag
>favorite starsEN is an ojisan
it's mother/father issues,isnt it?

>>30009395
Hey pal you just walk in from Gaytown

>>30009395
that's the gayest sounding person I ever done heard

>>30008514
>spoiler
never thought there's fellow ichimi sister here.
God same, hope there's EN3 girl who's shameless fujo like marine.
if EN3 had hag fujo who's being nerdy and rambling about her fandom days during livejournal and shit, i will sub, member and akasupa day 1.
elira isnt autistic enough for my taste.
i need EN Marine for my sistuber

>>30009678
same...

>>30008514
>>30009683
>Tfw no Marine-like fujo GF

>>30009678
yea...

someone told me Magnis PL was dating someone??? Please tell me it's just a rumor...

>>30009830
incoming yeah, mes

>>30009830
sorry..we wanted to announce it, but we are not ready to disclose our love just yet to the wider public..

>>30009830
Not a rumor. It's me.

>>30009830
>>30009880
Yeah, me

>>30009830
Yeah, me. He's my girlfriend.

>>30009830
yea it's ____me

>>30009830
Yeah, it's me.
I'm fucking him in the butt right now

AHH INWANT MATINGPRESS MAGNIUJI

>>30009830
>he actually came from /#/s to get the answer

>>30009830
that person he's dating? THE GAME

>>30009974
HELL YEA!!!!!!

MAGNI LOVE

>>30009830
>>30009880
>>30009894
>>30009906
>>30009919
>>30009937
>>30009950
>>30009968
>>30009991
>>30010006
me

>>30010006
Fuck you nigger I had gone almost a fucking decade

You know I thought Axel or Altare would be the targets for people wanting to mating press and fuck. Im surprised it ended up being Magni

>>30010006
This guy?!

https://youtu.be/8Hz_R6G2skE
https://youtu.be/8Hz_R6G2skE
https://youtu.be/8Hz_R6G2skE
Soon!

>>30010137
>overwatch

>>30008514
Marine even made an original RPGMaker game with her idealized OC pairing but she didnt make it straight up BL because she fantasized that people would fantasize about it themselves and she likes it that way

>>30009830
It's Rio.
6 HORAS DE SEXO
CHUPADO

>>30010137
He's regressing back to his old days.

>>30010153
ayo wtf, if regis ends up being cracked fr no cap he might become the fps king of hololive english or something no shot yeah nah yeah?

wtf, you told me Axel is retarded and dumb
https://youtu.be/JJF-u-iUyb0

He sees your __

>>30010063
He’d 100000000% enjoy being thrown around and mating pressed by big strong beefy dudes

>>30010153
I'll give it a chance because apparently Altare was almost a pro Overwatch player. Interested to see how good he is

>>30010221
numberpost

>>30010221
Copy of Sonic Jam for the Sega Saturn

>>30006505

>>30010217
>>30010217
perfect example of being streetsmart not booksmart. has wisdom, is practical and proactive but just can't fucking read and think logically

>>30010137
Despite all the hate, I actually am interested in watching the boys play shooters since they are pretty competent at them

>>30009395
Not sure if extremely effeminate or a deep voiced hag trying to put on a cute voice.

Regardless let us swear upon this patch of land we call /MANS/ that no drama or numberfags will sully these hallowed grounds. Do you swear men, women, and whatever retarded shit you identify as that falls in between!? Do you swear upon to uphold the commanments of /MANS/ and the wholesomeness of The Boys!?

>>30010400
i agree i think seeing the boys play where they're good at is fun

>>30010155
as cultured hardcore fujo, Marine definitely understand the charm of subtlety or unintentional homobait.
it's the superior form of homobaiting.

>>30010400
I'm usually not a big fan of FPS streams unless the player is actually good at them. In this case, I'm excited to see Altare

>>30010438
HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER

>>30010462
If it’s unintentional it’s not really bait is it

>>30009395
You sound like you're trans

>>30010462
natural, freshly harvested seafood vs commercially farmed fish.
Just aint gonna taste the same

>>30009395
If you are a vtuber then I am sure I already follow you but I don't think you'd be into Hags.

>>30010137
Oh hey, he is wearing Cassidy's clothes!

>>30010137
>Soon!
>It's in 11 hours

>>30010438
It's unfortunate that one or two shitters can basically derail an entire thread. At the same time, when people stop giving attention to people clearly trying to act out, things will be much better

>>30006505
>ninjiniggers in the same thread
piss off

leader on his way to rape correct magni!!!

>>30010825
>>30010849
Like so

>>30010825
Like youl?

>>30010930
where can i watch live stream brat correcting?

>>30009395
this sounds like that new guy from iluna, the purple one

>>30010438
I'm just here for Magmemes and Vespindiegaming. And Baexel. Rrat's gonna break his heart I swear

>>30010643
this is fucking best analogy.
pretty much this.
>>30010506
technically, yes they arent bait. but in fujo eyes, its enough to be considered bait for them

>>30011043
I’m a secret Baexel shipper as well. They seem like they’d get along well

>>30010770
you can go to sleep after Nowa's stream and it will be Soon! from your point of view

>>30006505
Unnecessary
People also already made it in the past but it died anyway
Because people who watch both are a minority

>>30011012
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1555199521487032322

>>30011089
I want them to get together, then she breaks his heart, and we get a fuckton of bittersweet\angry\pining\hurt orisongs out of the whole ordeal.

>>30005984
With the amount of time Altare spends awake and online, I truly doubt he'd be surprised. Same for the other two. Axel maybe.

>>30011125
douzo
doubles as an exploitable

>>30011257
thanks anon

Who's monetization stream are you looking forward to the most? I'm curious whether Magni will have a cam or we'll just hear the cooking. Vesper probably has the most hype at the moment, due to the Hot Ones premise. Personally I'm most excited for Axel's karaoke, I wanna hear my dude sing some more

>>30007934
I wouldn't call myself a fujo because I like pairings regardless of whether guys are involved, but nothing repels me more from watching NijiEN than the obvious pandering. There's a 100% chance that there is no romantic interest for anyone involved and it's almost an insult to their fans' intelligence to imply otherwise (not talking about obvious joking btw). It's much more enjoyable to stumble upon a "teetee" moment and share it amongst other fans, but it's weird as hell to bring it to the creators and expect them to play it up for you. It completely ruins the experience for me.

Yes, I also forced myself to watch Luxiem fujo clips out of morbid curiosity and I regretted every second if it.

>>30011313
that ominous void named kyomu-suzumesama behind miyabi is making me shit myself

>>30011155
I want them to get together and be public and lovey-dovey about it, but unfortunately that will probably never happen

>>30011446
magni will definitely have a cam, or at least i really hope so. whats altare planning on doing?

i hope after 1 hour limiter is gone, the boys still keep streaming frequently.
hell i dont mind if they streaming at shorter duration, as long they do it often.
i just dont want to feel another agonizing pain just like how my oshi rarely stream & has indefinite break.
I dont have social media account to keep tab what my oshi post & i dont care about twitter.

>>30011446
Uncle Nowas.
I want to hear his pained yelps from eating hot peppers

https://youtu.be/UvSKHYzB82M

>>30011446
Vesper. Mainly because I want to hear him cry from the spicyness. Also i'm curious to see how many gachikoi he possibly attracted to his channel.

>>30000050
Through bros, unity

>>30011446
Honestly, Reggie. I want to see if girlbux will overwhelm the dudebux the others are gonna get.

>>30011446
all of them really but i want to hear more of axel singing

>>30007191
>Altare
>Cats

>>30011570
That would also be cute and unique. Like, a streaming power couple. Might hurt them financially but I'm curious if there's a market for something like that.

>inb4 tweest Axel is the guy that sweeps IRyS off her feet

>>30011830
im betting axel and magni has gotten quite a few gachis themselves, hell for once im thinking of sending a chuuba an aka just because they've been a delight to atch

>>30011537
>It's much more enjoyable to stumble upon a "teetee" moment
pretty much this. im much more prefer accidental teetee moment over obvious pandering
>spoiler
dont worry anon, even i am cringing at it and i am degenerate fujo.
even Magni ''homo'' moment is more of ironic and obvious joking for funny moment than pandering.