/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

for a moment... i was scared...

anons.... do you know... nowa's.. .intro music....
*dies*

>>29989238
stop using my dog image

>>29988480
Latency between AU and JP isn't as bad as AU and NA.

>>29988480
Reimu was in the last Vsaikyou so it's probably fine if his internet is good enough.

>>29989306
where's your name on it?

>>29989369

>>29989345
Kek. Overestimating North Elysium wifi.

>>29989519
this is fake

I'm going to start drinking more tea to become like Nowa when I grow up. Any recommendations? Currently drinking rooibos tea and moringa.

>>29989556

>>29989655
i really like Bai Hao tea, I recommend it!

How is there no OC of Vesper butt naked in his kitchen?

Fight crab is going to be the ultimate no-gays no-woman brotuber kino

>>29989655
read that as moriniga

>>29989655
I suggest you try out lupicia the book of tea.

>>29989655
Buy a box of black tea packages from the grocery store and use two bags for a cup of hot water then add honey into it. If you'd like you can chill this and then add equal parts lemonade afterward for a very, very good time

What settings do you want for the Tempus Zomboid server?

>>29990004
As in for when they play together? I'd like to see larger group sizes, the game becomes a joke with more than one player.

>>29989655
You should take the tea more as a metaphor anon and just have something you genuinely want to learn more about and enjoy

>>29989655
Tieguanyin, it's a fairly strong green oolong that smells great, comes off bitter at first then gives this crazy sweet aftertaste lingering in your tongue. It's out of the world. Make sure to get the good shit

Tfw no magf

>>29989655
A common choice, but I really like earl grey. It just smells and tastes terrific.

Regis, i need csgo streams..........

I MISS UNCLE.NOWA

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1554889272934539265

magni be making his own costumes

Bros genuine question, will Omega ever unleash them and let them stream as long as they want?

Uncle Nowa my beloved

>>29990658
not when Magni is already burning out

>>29990658
After monetization. This might be the last week of 1 hour streams

lmfao
>HITMAN II

>>29990759
I'm worried that the boys may be feeling down because of the stressful schedule, especially Axel because he's not used to streaming. I said I was going to send $500 supas at each of them, but I may have to send $1k to Axel and Regis to let them know how much the people watching them love and support them

>>29990919
>Inb4 they only had Hitman: Sniper pems and this one has to be taken down aswell

>>29989519
my dog cosplayed magni to prove hes really mine and not yours

>>29991047
Basado. Thanks for the support oil baron/baroness

Anyone wanna get THE get
>>30000000
it's like 10 threads worth of posts away

>>29991158
well now i just want dogs dressed as all members of tempus now that axel and magni have been done

>>29989519
Is your dog okay?

>>29990919
>the rrat was true
my sides

>>29990919
Cute dumbass doggo

>You have permission to play Hitman II.
>Hitman ayy let's gooo
>Hitman TWO. The second one.
>Streams Hitman 1

I love Altare!

>>29989655
Just don't drink TOO much tea. You're gonna get constipated.

>>29989157
Idols might have the better occasional clips still, but the stars have better streams overall by far imo.
Watching the escaoe prison vod, and none of it is bad. It's all watchable content. Never boring, i feel like I could easily watch the whole thing. Maybe thats just because it's a collab though. Individual streams will always be a bit drier than collabs.

>>29991227
So many people have been posting pictures of him online, it's starting to make him uncomfortable.

>>29991456
Sauce?

>>29991783
https://twitter.com/hikky_fox/status/1554880739329871872

>Hitman 2
WTF So he really played the wrong fucking game?
Are you serious?

>>29991945
Dog has low INT, please understando

>>29991945
This dumb dog brought and stream the wrong game.

>>29991945
Ha! I get it. Because he's name is Syrios and serious sounds like Syrios

We joke about burning out a lot but I feel like Magni might serious burn out right now. EN management is forcing to do so many stuff.

dead thread dead meme

Who's going to cry during their monitization stream?

>>29992356
How can we save him?

>>29992497
Magni

>>29992497
the blue one
maybe dog

>>29992497
why would they cry?

Finally got caught up with the first Hitman stream
Looking forward to this next one if it's going to be anything similar

>>29992619
Because I’m going to put dirt in their eyes

sorry useless post i know but FUCK I MISS UNCLE NOAH

>>29992497
Monetization? No one. 200k subs? Maybe the dog and uncle Nowa.

My new go-to fantasy is getting Magni alone, knocking him out, and keeping him chained up somewhere. Probably in the cellar of an abandoned house I fix up enough on the outside to make it look lived in. When he gains consciousness, I'm already thrusting into him. He screams and cries, throwing threats and insults at me, but he's helpless. His tone changes quickly, anger turning into fear and desperation. He pleads for me to stop, but I ignore it. I keep going until I cum. I make sure to clean him up, he's too tired to put up any resistance. I leave for the night. I come to see him everyday to do it again.
The first time I bring him food, I make him watch as I contaminate it with my semen. He's disgusted, but he's starving, so he reluctantly eats as tears stream down his face. I reward his obedience by caressing him gently, stroking his cock while I fuck him, letting him cum with me. This becomes the new routine.
A few weeks pass. I come to visit him less and less. Sometimes it's only to bring him food. I don't touch him. I start leaving him alone for days at a time. His eyes light up each time he sees me, excited for any kind of interaction, but I don't reciprocate. Eventually he caves, starts begging me to come see him more, touch him more. I let him plead and sob until he's too weak to continue. I make him suck me off, guiding him at first since he's lost a lot of strength. When he realizes he has the chance to satisfy me, the chance for me to stay with him longer, he puts whatever energy left into pleasing me. He swallows my cum eagerly. He offers himself to me, and I accept. When I'm satisfied, I clean him up a final time and wait until he drifts off into unconsciousness. I unchain him, unlock the doors, and leave. He'll never see me again, but even when he readjusts to normal life, he won't be able to forget about me. Every stranger he meets will remind him of me, filling him with both fear and desire.
Anyway, how are you guys doing?

>>29991047
Based baron bro.

>>29992687
he's too busy being stalked by holohags

>>29992769
oh

>>29992769
you will never be a man

>>29992497
I can see a good superchat bully getting any of them flustered and emotional but I can't see any of them crying except Mag.

>>29992769
look Altare, i know Magni made you beg and bark on stream today but this might be an over the top way to get him back

>>29992497
vesper

>>29992769
Not gonna read all that but I wanted to say I appreciate you spoilering what I assume is a whole lot of gay shit.

>>29992769

>>29992642
ready for """stealth""" kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skgMor2Aphg&ab_channel=IkemenSquid

>>29991250
what rrats

>>29992769
this is a warwick davis pasta im pretty sure

>>29992769
This feels like /stars/ back in 2021, good times.

https://www.square-enix-games.com/en_US/documents/materialusagepolicy
There is nothing wrong with streaming a western SE game, though, especially since they're not monetized yet

>>29993184
Probably management autism or corpo autism or both.

>>29993184
It might be the music

>>29992769
I'm saving this
Also I can't stop laughing at Axel playing the wrong Hitman

https://www.twitch.tv/39daph
oh hey isn't this the girl who was in axel's hitman stream the other day?
she's drawing him on stream rn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGx3faP8zFU

did anyone archive the deleted hitman stream? I only watched the first mission and had to leave

>>29993385
https://mega.nz/folder/ZrAh2KxA#t9rZQwg6XzJNUGfORhpMnw

>>29993445
thanks anon you are king

>>29993313
Daph likes Axel? Based

I love Axel so much I hope he does not feel bad the mixup.

>>29993313
>>29993548
Who? Dunno about some twitch streamer. Is she big enough that you know this girl?

>>29993573
Kinda funny how Magni and Axel just happened to yab on the same day. It's like their braincells synced or something.

>>29993226
It's the funniest shit from a holopro member in a long time

https://youtu.be/wGx3faP8zFU
Uncle nowa streaming later

>>29993668
>4.6k watching
Jesus

>>29993673
Wait what did Magni do?

>>29993737
I don't really watch 3dpd streamers desu. Good for her, and good for Axel

>>29993753
The game doxxed his file system and had personal stuff in it

>>29993668
she's pretty well known. shit, axel might be a fan of her boyfriend due to apex.

>>29993668
popular streamer and artist, hangs out with the twitch fleshtuber crowd. anyway it's free advertisement for the boys which is cool.

>>29993753
He really didn't do much himself, the game just showed his pc file system which showed his machine still has his pre holo name

>>29993720
holy shit this thumbnail

>>29993668
She's one of the top 1% for sure. Surprising she likes Axel though since Axel's roommate nor her twitter don't follow each other it looks like

I just want an Axel King cover. I know everyone's done it, I don't care. I want to hear him sing it

>>29993896
"Magni" knew her so they might've been introduced to each other

Gentlemen, behold! Cute omega!

I kind of hope Vesper does a proper karaoke stream one day to see if he sings dad rock, I'm trying to work up to getting a good day job atm, so I'm a few years off from submitting a homo application and doing a karaoke out of dad rock, Depeche Mode, and other things my dad listens to

>>29994132
Xe was always cute. I just dont like how xe runs things.

Nowa prechat amuses me

>>29994458
>not my proudest mag

>>29994458
>not my proudest mag...
kekked

>>29994458
LMAO

Meanwhile, Axel

Give me an old soulful meme that I can redraw so Nowa can use it as a thumbnail

>>29992769
ayo?

>>29994689
longcat

>>29994458
>What a terrible day to have eyes
I'm stealing this kek

>>29994683
I love this dude.

>>29994689
His ancient memes stream is tonight, you'll have ones preselected by uncle himself there

>>29994713
already done

Take two boys, let's go!

>>29994689
All your base are belong to us? Dude even almost looks like Nowa

Remember Axel, this is a sneaking mission.

>>29994713
>ORLY owl
>dancing 3D baby
>rage comics
>yao ming face
>advice dog

>>29994839
If nobody is alive to see it, did it really happen?

>Got taken down
Axel you played the wrong game...

>>29994839
Massacre them all, got it

>>29992769

i set up an alarm at 5am for this
this is peak soul

>>29994689
Here you go mate

>sound settings
was it the music, then?

>>29994839
>Remember
When did he find out?

>>29994861
Let him believe, anon...

>Altare in chat
WHEN DOES HE SLEEP

Just woke up. I feel so fucking groggy after 4 hours of sleep and sleeping pills
Let's go Axel

>>29994689
Cover Tom

>>29994689
I really fucking want a "Where do you think you are" edit as one of his thumbnails.

>Leader is fucking awake

What does sardge mean again

>Altare in chat
I swear he's been in every single stream

>Why the fuck aren't you asleep
KEK

>>29994829
>>29994873

>Axel took it upon himself to slay deadhours
What a kind soul

Oh shit I thought it was in another hour, nice.

WTF I thought Hitman is a single player game?

>>29994890
When altare sleeps, that's when reigs wakes up
Don't tell anyone he might find me and k

>>29994875
nah, he was supposed to play Hitman 2, not 1

>>29994944
think it's leaderboards

>>29994949
*pop* *pop*

>>29994964
yeah, seems like that is truly the case since he did not turn down the music

>>29994927
Yeah something like this but change it to tea leaves or plastic wrap or something

>>29994927
God I hope Pizza dad and Uncle Noir can have a culture exchange stream collab

>I don't care many, let me just kill people

>>29994949
Anon? ANON??

Axel really isn't pretending is he..

>10 seconds into the exposition and axel has already given up understanding the story

>>29995005
typical zoomer

>I hate difficult words and phrases
>i'm already tired
Axel...

>>29989655
Rooibos is great, it's especially magic with a bit of sugar and milk reaching a sweet point other teas dont
Earl grey legitimately feels like it's the stuff nobles and royals would drink, really nice
If you're willing to divert from the more typical leaf juice, ginger tea is also great

JOHNNY SINS IS BACK IN ACTION

>instant johnny sins reference
this fucking dog

>>29994991
Wasn't the Johnny Sins thing either apparently, since he's back at that lol

>Not even listening to the mission briefing
Axel...

lmao

>>29995049
he just like me fr fr

>Omega bonked him for swearing
LEAVE MY BOY ALONE

>>29995034
it isn't even 10 mins in, good lord I love this dumb dog

>>29995014
>story in video games
Ayo what the fuck is that shit, I just want to hit the kill buttons

>too much swearing
ahh fuck off manager-san

Is there a johnny sins edit of 47 yet?

>tone down swearing
He'll say 1 less swear than before I bet

I thought Axel being dumb was just a meme

>tries to open a door by shooting it
I LOVE HIM

>>29995081
they tried the same thing with Kiara early on
but she didn't care and gave up on not swearing

I think for monetization purposes you aren't supposed to swear in the first 10 minutes or something

>I'm not seiso- I mean I am seiso
Axel...

Axel it's not about killing civilians...

>>29995107
>Edit
Anon, Johnny Sins already IS like 47 with all the disguises and shit

The good old double tap

>make sure the dead hostages are really dead

>>29995081
>>29995098
Not gonna lie, but that's fucking racist to tell an Aussie cunt to stop swearing. It like violating his human rights or some shit

>Magni is the most seiso
X

>>29995107
The Johnny Sins = Agent 47 meme has been around for years

>Confirming kills on bodies he didn't make.
Based

>>29992497
me

>calling nowa a fag
based

>>29995185
He said he was the least, dumbo

I'm starting to think that Axel would kill and eat someone if he was hungry.

>Just tells the characters to shut up because it's hurting his brain
He's an ACTUAL himbo oh my lord

>Why do you keep talking, just let me kill people

I love how this doggo thinks being gay is unseiso
because I agree
stop being sussy faggots

mili tia

>mill-a-tea-a

Is sussy = gay for Axel?

I like his approach to the game, hitman is about wacky stuff happening

>>29992769
female hands typed this post

why do you all call him a himbo? What is a himbo?

>Sleep room
>Mil-tea-a
This fucking guy

>>29995184
Ayo I read this in his voice wtf?

>>29995107

I'm wondering why he isn't playing any of the Doom games they have permission for.

>>29995250
google it

>>29995250
not much, what's the himbo with you?

>>29995250
A male bimbo

>>29995233
sussy = horny/hypersexual I think since he called Nowa sussy too

>>29995250
I'm guessing portmanteau of him + bimbo

>>29995250
Male bimbo

STOP GASLIGHTING HIM

>>29995250
He's hot and dumb.

>>29995206
Is this how people with no internal monolouge behave? I've never watched a person before that doesn't "Think" normally
Did he mention if he can see images in his mind too, or is it possible he's doubled up with Aphantasia and literally can't think visually or verbally?

>already stuck on the tutorial level
Dumb boy dog...needs correction

Axel has a very supernatural way of playing Hitman

Jesus, he can't be this airheaded

>>29995250
Despite the negative connotation of bimbo, himbo's a lot more positive though. Often described as "a golden retriever in human form," basically pretty, dumb, but very good natured

>>29995136
>Stop sweaing!
>Stop talking about history!
>Stop saying Generation 1!
>Stop saying Pomu!
become ungovernable

>Fails to login
>Instantly throws car battery.

>"THE FILES ARE IN THE COMPUTER"

Axel is the jock nerd friend I never knew I needed

>>29995329
>a golden retriever in human form
Perfect to describe Axel

So is Axel Yagoo's saviorfag pick for this gen?

>>29995363
Not too sure on the "human form" part

Just chimed in, is he playing the right one this time?

>what is hostile area?

Axel is a bit dumb..I...I can save him

>>29995394
Ya

>>29995358
based hansel

>>29995368
I don't know but I'm so glad he did
I love this handsome retard

>>29995368
Yagoo found him wandering the streets of sydney digging through trash and challenging people to pick up basketball games

>we were playing apex yesterday not gonna lie
>it was a bit too crazy
literally what the fuck did he mean by this?

>>29995026
Earl grey is the result of attempts to replicate keemun black tea.

>>29995321
This is unironically reminding me of Roberu's Hitman 2 playthrough. That one was hilarious, hope Axel gets the fish down the line.

Do you ever wish you were kind of like this? Life seems a lot simpler...

Why do the shadows keep flickering? Is Axel's video card ogey?

>>29994689

Awwwww hes usin the meme wrong

The studied the blade meme lives rent free in Axel's empty head now...

>>29995418
I choose to believe this

>>29995394
>>29995407
So much for that...

Holy KEK this guy

Axel....

101 on how not to play Hitman right here

>>29989655
buy
1. a brita water filter
2. a cold-water shaker cup, for protein shakes. the bottles with metal balls in them to help mix stuff up.
3. matcha. go expensive ceremonial grade or go cheap culinary grade, either way it smells like an elf's breath
4. use the matcha like it's protein powder. dump it in the bottle, shake it, drink.
this is DOING MATCHA WRONG but it will transition you into the early stages of tea-drinking vampire.

>So it is Apex after all

To the straight males ITT. Why Axel? Watching girl retards is understandable but why a dude retard?

>>29995432
I'm dumb, but i'm dumb in all the wrong ways. I wish I was correctly dumb like Axel

>he's playing hitman like it's fucking call of doody

>>29995421
Given it is Axel, he might have started eating his mouse.

>>29995456
>>29995455
same way his last stream went. sad thing is that he was finally past tutorials, and now is on tutorials again. He really needs to be let alone in a real level to enjoy the game, you can see how annoyed he is with all the chattiness.

>>29995468
Cause he's a sick cunt

we need an axel edit of this stat

>>29995432
I'd have to get a harder job if I couldn't graduate college, no way I'd get lucky with a vtuber gig.

Is axel actually a himbo? like not playing it up?

is there a player healthbar hidden behind Axel's live2d or is this one of those games where your screen just goes black&white and then it automatically recovers?

>>29995363
Ain't golden retriever suppose to be smart?

Did it even register to him that this is a stealth game?

>>29995468
I love my retarded bro

>>29995468
I'm just watching because it's Hitman. Had no idea Axel was this retarded since i haven't watched him

i'm actually amazed at this human being, it's fascinating that he exists

>>29995468
you wouldn't understand
the concept of friendship and empathy are alien to you

>>29995468
It is like watching a trainwreck. I can't look away from how retarded he is.

>>29995468
I'm retardsexual, male or female doesn't matter.

Since he is into JRPGs. Maybe he can try getting Yakuza 7 perms?

>6:09
I fucking knew it. He's from Tazmania

>>29995508
He is, honest to God, dumb as a dog.

>>29995515
It is stealth if all the witnesses are dead

>>29995511
the latter

>>29995508
No way he's playing a character, if he was he'd be an incredible actor

>>29995468
He's an entertaining retarded bro.

>>29995468
What are you talking about, nigga. DSP is still alive right now because watching male retards is entertaining, and he was unlikeable.

>>29995515
what's a stelf? like jrpgs?

>>29995515
What is stealth :v

>>29995513
Dogs are not very smart compared to humans, they just have an understanding of cause and effect that makes it easy to train them and for them to form dependency towards those who feed them.

well if they give the choice to use a fucking shotgun then you should be able to beat the level that way

Axel you horndog

>>29995561
WHY IS HE SO SMUG WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM

>johnny sins mentioned again
lmfao

This fucking guy

>Axel will get a Johnny Sins Cameo on his birthday stream

>she didn't die to a frag grenade blast

>>29995554
Now I wish Konami wasn't shit and let him play MGS3

He literally has no concept of stealth does he?

Can someone remind him that this is a stealth game

>>29995508
I think it's legit himbo energy. You can tell he wants to try something smart but ends up doing something dumb anyways without trying. It's cute.

Man I have ADHD and am not this impatient...

>>29995508
Anon of he was acting he deserves an academy award.

>>29995612
We can't, it will overclock his two braincells.

>>29995263
Same but I'm from Northern Elysium

>>29995596
that'd be beautiful

>>29995612
why does it give you automatic guns then?

So Axel is the Aqua of Tempus?

>>29995599
>mgs3
revengeance would be more axel's style...he'd would fall asleep between cutscenes in any other metal gear game

>>29995652
Same though

>throws shuriken
>"Melee kill"

>>29995625
I reckon he'll calm down when the one-hour limit is lifted

>That fucking manic laugh
kek

is this the hitman with homing suitcases?

He's doing it.. he's stealthing!

He should be playing God of War or Doom. Fits his personality more

>Throws his fucking Katana
THIS DUMB MUTT

Did he just throw his sword at the bad guys

>tosses the fucking katana

fucking dumbass tossed his katana

he should play sekiro

This dumb dog trying his hardest and you guys backseating him?!

>>29995684
yeah...

HE FUCKING THREW THE SWORD LMFAO

>>29995684
anon......

>>29995672
thats a good point, he might be more worried about entertaining the audience

>crouches to hide
>immediately shoots shotgun

i hate the range of game shotguns

>>29995713
I spoke too soon

>underhand throws the katana
this is what happens when you engage in premarital sex

>This game is hard
>Still in the tutorial

>>29995684
Ah yes, stealth
That's why he's currently recreating the Battle of the Somme in these sand dunes

>>29995661
I'm just nostalgic for the "This is how you don't play" videos, Axel would be able to stay awake making bizarre sex jokes during serious moments like DSP did.

>>29995712
I wouldn't dare tell him how to play anon. This is gold.

>>29995676
Yep this is the one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6do1-cmcQHE

>>29995732
No... Axel?

>>29995752
Still waiting for DSP to come out and admit it's all been an elaborate art project.

Why is the game so blurry?

what the fuck is up with this depth of field effect?

>I have to go back for my sword :D

HE THREW IT AGAIN

he's mastered throwing weapons but still no sword

>>29995741
The Miami level is going to be a genocide with how many people there are

He's so eager to throw the blades.

>>29995468
The women won't actually suck me off and I don't ever have the urge to jerk it to static neutral pngs of vtubers, so men and women are equal until the moment I get horny, retarded and deluded enough to think I love them for being feminine momentarilly until I jerk it and stabalize myself again

is he... stealthing a little more each time?

>>29995730
Some games do them right
In Rising Storm, you can take someone out from like 80m with one

Axel you can just go around them my man...

there exists no concept of "NOT KILLING PEOPLE" within Axel Syrios's mind

>realized they didn't see and he's still stealthed
>immediately shoots
WHY DO YOU HATE STEALTH

>>29995468
he's funny, do you really only watch people you want to fuck?

>>29995839
that didn't even cross his mind

what I like about this man is that, unlike me, he's the kind of person that never gets depressed
I wish I had a friend like him

Is this one of those games where it keeps spawning new enemies so you can't just 'clear out' a level?

I love that Axel's idea of stealth is "shooting from cover to start off with".

>>29995839
I mean it should be clear at this point that he specifically wants to kill people lol

How does this man fucking headshot every target yet still throws his sword at targets

>>29995846
bruh, Axel killed two innocent corpses that he saw already murdered by the target's friends. He broke a neck every single time it was offered in the last game. He's either a killer or he doesn't know how to play sandbox games and keeps trying to do what the prompts tell him to do.

>>29995866
xcom 2 stealth

>>29995839
oh yeah he can go around them, so they he'll have an easier time tossing his katana

>>29995861
No, but there's a lot of guards and they gather to you when alerted

>>29995834
He's shooting harder from stealth

>>29995859
unironically he doesn't think about things enough to get depressed which is actually a very intelligent way to live life

>>29995834
he just has to die a few more times to play the game normally

>I think I'm doing very well today

>doing really well today
go axel go

now watch him shoot and break stealth after creating this distraction

He's so proud of himself!

>I like burning things

>"I'm doing really well today!"

dog...

Axel lives with his parents...

>>29995880
nah even after the game told him he'd be penalized for kills he was like "nah ima do it anyway"

>Microwaves with aluminum

Great job Axel! Keep it up!

>>29995915
I apologize. Axel's going to the boat.

Axel...

>MICROWAVED METAL AND ALMOST BURNT DOWN HIS FUCKING HOUSE

how the fuck are you still alive Axel

LMAO THIS RETARD

Never a dull moment in the household with a son like this...

...

>axel: <<Prolonged exposure to the upper atmosphere radiation has opened our eyes to the holy sparkiness of the microwave oven.>>

>>29995947
he's got patient and loving people around him

What are the factors that led to this wave dying almost instantly?

>left aluminum foil in the microwave
i love this fucking himbo and want to have hot and sweaty passionate sex with him

>>29995932
Imagine being a rentcuck....

Am I the only one who gets really bad stutters on this stream?

He's the kind of guy that accidentally makes mustard gas...

i love this man

I love sharp toothed retards who almost burn their kitchens down

>>29995972
it's 3AM in the states

>>29995972
Chinky hands typed this post

>>29995972
nice b8 m8

I love this dog

>Beef Wellington
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I WANNA FUCK THIS DORK

>>29995972
you mean aside the fact that it's nearly 5am est?

AXEL LOVE

>>29995932
He's only in his early twenties and asian.

Dumb dog, Wellington has mushrooms.

>>29995999
double trips of truth

>>29995972
>wave

>>29995972
3am in the middle of the week

Its sooo smooth.

>>29995972
>wave
>numberfaggotry
Fuck off

>Wellington, New Zealand
Axel's an ozzie, he'll probably have some comment about NZ
>I want to eat a beef wellington
nevermind

>>29995946
microwaving metal being super dangerous is a myth. seriously just look it up

>>29995972
*tosses you a katana*

>>29995972
it's past midnight in the U.S. anon...

>>29995996
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

>>29995972
Your parents not loving you enough

>>29995972
it's 4 AM where I live

Stop replying to bait and watch the boys.

>>29996040
He doesn't want to start another handegg war.

>this many replies to dumb catalog numberbait
SEAbros you ain't THAT stupid, right?

>>29995932
Only BPD psychos wouldn't appreciate having more family around

I love how Axel is intentionally livening he dead hours. He's such a nice guy.

>he cries alone
LET ME TAKE CARE OF HIM

>>29995972
>Wave
>Numberfag
>4am in America
>Still beating a majority of the new Nijis

axel in shambles

>Altare describing himself (2022)

>>29996057
don't reply to me

>Grave of Fireflies mention
I need to rewatch it any good sites?

What's Grave of the Fireflies about? Is it a sad movie?

That's the one movie I cried to

>>29996042
its aluminum foil specifically

>>29996092
does this motherfucker sleep?

>>29996096
just download it off of nyaa

>>29996096
Nigga just torrent

Axel.....

>>29996102
nah it's a rom-com isekai. Great fun. Also super cute. Watch it with a date and be prepared to laugh

>>29996102
It's about dipshit Japanese kids who don't listen to their elders and die for it

Axel...

THIS DUMB HIMBO AAAAAAAAAA
SEX CORRECTION. NOW!!

this ultimate fucking retard

Why the fuck is the first mission DLC?

Wait you have to individually download the missions in hitman 2?

What the fuck? You need to buy DLC campaigns?

The dlc for this game is really annoying

is there a himbo like axel in hololive
i know theres a lot of idiots in hololive (e.g: irys gura) but theyre not stupid like he is. hes barely self conscious of his idiocy. even when he does he quickly forgets about it.

>>29996102
Older brother has to take care of his younger brother during WW2 in Japan

>>29996146
Yep.

This isn't going to be a playthrough

>>29996141
It's all DLC. You only get the intro stage for free.

>I'm not even reading half the story, the words are too difficult for me

God he is such a Himbo I love it

>>29996151
You don't so idk why

>>29996141
You can buy the whole game with full price tag or individual levels for cheaper

I get the impression that Axel's Japanese is better than his English. He's clearly conversational and doesn't have an accent, but it seems like he has a bad vocabulary. I wonder if he seems any smarter in JP

>>29996172
Oh he downloaded the free version? Axel...

>>29996118
He does, but in 2 hour intervals.

>>29996162
Aqua?

I bet he doesn't even remember his friend's names
he just calls them "jim"

He might be the lowest INT of all EN, not just the guys

Wait, is he playing Hitman 2, or Hitman 2 inside of Hitman 3? Like it's cool they did that because of the VR aspect, but man was the subscription route annoying.

Axel gives me anxiety. I worry he'll say something stupid and gets cancelled

Is it possible that he has brain damage?

>>29996162
Mel might be the closest without being a yab attractor

>>29996118
yes, with me

>difficulty: casual

>>29996198
Is that why he streams for one hour? Very considerate of his genmates to stream at times he can watch.