/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

STARS ARE NOT GAY

it's over.........

STARS ARE VERY GAY

I WANT TO FUCK THEM

>>29976454

EARLY THREADS AWAY

This retarded alchemist...

>Outro music was playing
>But Mag muted it
What is his actual int?

holy kek

Hi Mr. Noir Vesper.

I like your content, have a nice day

>doxes himself
>keeps audio playing after stream is over
Magni paranoia arc when?

>>29976334
Meanwhile Tenma literally got drawn like that meme official, you know I had to do it to you

Why did Axel cancel again?

>>29976334
S-Shondo...?

>>29976811
He didn't. Wednesday (US) is his off day.

>>29976811
Wasn't it a guerrilla from the beginning?

I WANT TO FUCK MAGNI
I WANT TO FUCK AXEL
I WANT TO FUCK RIO AND FUMA

>>29976810
stop posting niji faggot, your fucking thread didn't want to merge

>>29976811
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1555027244346912769

Stream is happening.

Magliostro!

>>29976988
>Temma
>niji

>>29976988
>niji

>>29977143
FUCK YEAHH CHOCO MILK

>>29976988
>Tenma
>niji
Don't ever post in a holopro thread EVER again you're a waste of dna

https://youtu.be/5ghzkxsMdTg

>>29976645
LONG LIVE THE KING!

i swear to god im fucking straight. ive dated women all my life, never thought about dating a MAN at all. why did this happen?
>studying
>suddenly think of vesper
>distraction mind goes to yabe scenarios that could happen in the library due to librarian kink
>start thinking of vesper in them
>suddenly think of me as the other person
>look down
>erectus (unfortunately)
im fucking STRAIGHT, anons, im fucking straight please tell me im straight

>>29977651
Anon...

>>29976800
>Magni paranoia arc when
now
why do you think he's been spaced out the past few streams, he's probably trying to not screw up again

>>29977651
Congrats, you're bi.

>>29977339
>>29977259
?

>>29977876
https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Kishido_Temma
learn about your lads' fucking senpais, cretin

>>29977651
Its fine to fap to your desires and never act out on them.

>>29977995
holy shit, my b. LMAO

>>29978229
your punishment is to listen to his orisong
https://youtu.be/cDCrIWMNWEA

>>29978229
he looks like a nijifag lmao I don't blame you

>>29978312
Good punishment

>>29978312
fuck aight, i'll humor you, this dude >>29978338 is right though, I legit thought it was some niji. genuinely no offense.

>>29976988
it's only been a week and i already hate EOP homos

>>29978338
Whats your criteria for looking like Niji? Existing and being male?

>>29978515
don't feel bad, I'll support the JP senpais once they can collab
but the starshill faggot is using every chance he can to shill those dudes and it gets annoying, you're not forced to like nor watch those dudes

>>29976988
die

>>29977651
what do you want him to do to you, anon? be honest

Good job everyone

I don't know if you are reading this, but anon that is updating the schedule I LOVE YOU, you are my hero

>>29976988
Welcome to the thread. Please point and laugh at this anon

>>29978817
Oga is the type of man to go against his principles to protect cover and its talents. Not calling him a liar, but he would if it means to protect what he loves

>>29979169
>1501 replies
/MANS/ is too powerful

>>29978859
If Rio being cute on twitter hasn't sold you on him yet, consider watching his cover:
https://youtu.be/JgIiJ2HDg1w

>>29977841
townes van zandt

>>29977651
You can fantasize about Nora instead

>>29977153
Uncle mag uwoooo ToT

My bonked boywife!

>>29976454
But very bi and that's a good thing

>>29978817
>Are you calling Oga a liar?
Yes, because if he said that Rio is a "she" it would be doxxing since Rio's character is male (plus, a lot of fans would feel betrayed)

I LOVE THIS PSYCHOPATH HERO!!!!

>>29977153
Damn, potioncraft really stepping up it's game, being able to not only create but also mix the Loli and gender bender potions

>>29978673
You fuckers are messy

I think you have to be a little menhera to follow Regis's stream of thought. The way he started bonking Magni for innuendos that he sets up himself seems like his way of getting back at Magni for being purposefully silent and non reactive when he starts getting too excited and harasses him. Like he knows that Regis gets too worked up. It's honestly kind of touching, they seem to genuinely like spending time together because both of them are fucking nuts. I want a menhera sis too bros, what the fuck...

>>29978716
had multiple anons thank me for bringing the info to them
so as long as there's people who want to be spoonfed I'll keep doin it
>hide

>>29977651
Anon there is a simple solution to this, look at the gender bender fan art. If you are attracted to only male Nowa you are obviously gay, if you are attracted to both male and female version you aren't gay. You are just NowaSexual which is fineish? Maybe...

>>29979311
OUR boywife!

>>29979428
thanks

This gen went off the rails from debut didn't it?

>I'm more interested in the boys having kissy gay sex instead of the girls
What the fuck did this branch do to me?

>>29976334
TEMPUS music theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJVt8kUAm9Q

>>29979163
It's embarrassing, anon.
I was thinking of a situation where Vesper was helping me study, just in a corner of the library. I was gonna explain the entire setup but I got embarrassed and backspaced everything. TL;DR Nowa milks the soul out of me as a reward for studying diligently.

not letting this discovery go to waste in the last thread
Mario confirmed

>>29976988
rage is building.

No way... You post on 4chan? Gross~!

>>29977651
You sound like me before I finally admitted to myself I was bi. Also just because you're bi doesn't mean that you have to suddenly start dating and having sex with men. Just food for thought.

>>29979428
Add some more blush and I'll go over and suck your dick

>>29979259
Wtf this sounds like a girl trying to use a deeper voice to sound more manly, its getting me a mind grain trying to process it.

>>29979479
Really, it was Magni's first solo stream (the drawing one) where he immediately broke kayfabe, shit on management, shit on numbersfags, and roasted his genmates with impressions. The debuts were pretty normal.

>>29979539
TEMPUS GUILD music theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAOe-WNiQLY

>>29979428
I'm still fucking mad that Omega had that design only to do nothing with it.

>>29979567
hot

>the newfags are so new they don't know about abe's son the human breeder
fuck this gay earth

>>29979568
SIX

>>29979568
I love my wife's(male) boyfriend!!

>>29979441
it's really cute huh... i'm sort of fascinated at their sociopath friend and cluster b friend slash rivals behavior

Gura is a better singer than Axel. There. I fucking said it

>>29979428
So... for no particular reason what's Omega tag on r34 or pixiv?

Why are you all so fucking GAY
>Even my captcha is gay

>>29979589

>>29978515
Are you for real or doing a big joke rn

>>29978312
damn, are you all like this at stars?
>>29978609
>>29979064
i already apologize lol

>>29979736
you should have said suisei and you would've gotten more (You)s

>>29976988

>>29979747
*kisses you*
faggot

>>29979716
to be fair he only did that stream once and very few actually saw it

I really want them to play D&D soon. I know Vesper said it probably wouldn't happen in month 1, but it's perfect content for Holopro imo. We got a mere taste of it with Myth playing Hunter, but I want to see a gen fully commit to a tabletop campaign and take it at least 25% seriously.

>>29979747
I CANT HELP IT IM HAVING A SEXUALITY CRISIS OVER VESPER RIGHT NOW ANON

>>29977651
Now I'm afraid that this place will turn me gay too...

>>29979567
cute... i want to hear the whole thing now....

>>29979656
man i forgot my password for guild wars 2 and the way to get it back is through a phone text and the number of the phone that i had put in the account was from a old phone which i couldn't use because its broken

>>29979801
I never liked Suisei's voice. It's like she's always on the verge of coughing

>>29979837
Axel is going to fucking die anon

>>29979747
>GAAYS
someone post the seal please i want to turn it into one of the boys

>>29979747
lol what a fag
*kisses your dick*

nope, no more (You)s from me

>>29979463
Sure

>>29979794
>see image
>BLATANTLY breaking containment
Jesus christ

>>29979794
>female name
i think traps are cute anon show bussy

>>29979641
>What are they gonna do? Fire me?
The maglad

>>29979794
delete comment

>>29979908
Axel's player arc:
>picks fighter or barbarian because "unga bunga just want to hit"
>gets more and more invested into the world
>RPing more and more
>learns to sideline conflict through words
>gets too invested and cries on stream when something tragic happens

I hope Axel does a Chess stream with Nowa coaching him from the sides

>>29979794
your taste is shit but you're forgiven
and I'll turn my shills down to once a day just for you you special little baby you
also >>29980009 is right

I wanted brotubers why are you all faggots?

>>29979794
PLEASE BE IN LONDON NEWFAG WOMAN

>>29980014
>>29980009
Anon clearly doing a bit, just ignore

>>29979794
This is fucking embarrassing

Rewatched Magni's SA2 stream again and the Rouge part reminded me of this classic:
https://youtu.be/sT-mlWm_mag

>>29979568
CHUPADO

>>29980100
*sucks the tip of your penis*

>>29979567
Absolutely based anon, dont feel bad about it. Your secret is safe

>>29980100
c'mere anon I'll suck your dick too

>>29980099
You’re just as bad desu. Should have left it with just sharing links instead of whatever you’re doing now

i think regis and magni should go on a cross country serial killer crime spree together

>>29980100
They ARE brotubers anon, /MANS/ are the faggots

>>29980248
I am literally just sharing links with a bit of context lmao

>>29980100
You have them. Magni is the only one that gaybaits. It's funny that people thought Altare would be the fujobaiter after debut.

>>29980100
*cums inside you*

Anon really is a stupid slut, huh

>>29979539
TEMPUS FIGHT THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N3tAI6PTDA

>>29980100
Th-there women in this board?!

>>29980085
>gets too invested and cries on stream when something tragic happens
I hope we eventually see this from him. I don't think I've watched him play any plot-driven games yet, although that's understandable because of the one hour limit. Hopefully once that restriction gets lifted we see this kino.

>>29976988
Amazing bait

>>29980100
You would disown your bro for being gay? What kind of bro are you? You should gently accept your bros when they are vulnerable.

And then when you have earned their trust, give em the dry dick

It has become too homosexual in here. There shall be a split in the future. believe it.

>>29980314
Move back to discord or learn how to post here

The boys as seen by:
/MANS/
>Regis-straight dude who is secretly a psychopath
>Magni-brat that needs correction
>Axel-sage but also a retard
>Nowa-literally anon if anon is a holostar

/stars/
>Regis-ASMR guy who is seen in streams often
>Magni-funny guy who Rio is fond of
>Axel-literally homoEN suisei but himbo
>Nowa-literally anon if anon is a holostar

/hlgg/
>Regis-fujobaiting faggot with a faggot voice
>Magni-overhyped memester
>Axel-himbo and severely off-topic
>Nowa-literally anon if anon is a holostar

>>29980100
Hm...What's the difference?

>>29980085
More like
>"okay, imma attack those goblin"
>"Axel, you all defeated them 15 minutes ago. You are now back in a tavern"

>>29979656
TTRPG session with Vesper as DM. PLEEEEASE

>>29980436
nowaoji I kneel

>>29979259
Why does he sound so... cute.

>>29980280
Miguel del Monte y Rogelio Altamirano de El cartel Holo estrellas

>>29980415
Accept your gayness anon...no need to split from it and become a schizo...

>>29979794
based based based

>>29980436
fuck off with meta posting, I don't want this thread turn into another hlgg 2.0

What movie are you watching today /MANS/bros?

>>29976988
Did you just confused Tenma with this guy?

>>29979567
This but genderbent nowa with genderbent axel entering the room mid-handjob and being flustered, and just as she's about to leave, genderbent altare comes from behind her from the corridor, grabs her breasts until a sensual moan comes out and drags her to the masturbating pair. During this entire time genderbent dezzy has masturbating at the other side of a bookshelf covering her mouth, orgasming as genderbent axel moans and comes out of her hiding place with the "you better have room for one more" / "don't you start anything without me" while desperately trying to hide her exhausted voice, red face, and soaking underwear. Of course, genderbent altare notices right away and teases her while genderbent nowa scolds her but in reality getting even more aroused at the sight of all the girls being present with a dick to ride. What follows is a streaming orgy and a ruler goes up someone's anus, in addition to panties drenched with cum being stuffed in someone's mouth while said someone is fully naked tied to a chair with their hands and legs tied with belts and have their legs spread and their crotch area being wet. Participants in the latter can be freely switched around

>>29980436
Nowa is just like me fr fr

>>29979794
delete delete delete

>>29980576
ayo wtf

>>29980576

Uncle Nowa my beloved

>>29980576
So what about worms

>>29979568
I SAID IT'S RIONI, FUCK OFF. I WON'T LET AN ITALIAN PLUMBER AND AUTISTIC COPYRIGHT LAWS GET IN THE WAY OF HOMOEROTIC LOVE

>>29980549
YES! holy shit yes, thank you! I thought I was crazy, I could've swore I've seen that generic bland design before somewhere

>>29980576
getting some "foreverially tied up with bologna tongue" vibes from you anon...

>>29980100
But they are brotubers, anon, it's /MANS/ that is full of fujos and faggots...

>>29980576
ayo?

s-stop being gay you f-faggots

>>29980576
I didn't read that, but nice!

>want to get some of the merch to support the boys
>want to get all 4th of the keychains but can't justify paying like $70 leafbucks
i'd like to get 2 at least, but even that is still like $44 cus of shipping being half of that

>>29980790
shut up and kiss me homo

So how come Nowa is the most loved but also has the least reaction images here? I swear images are either Demon Lord Regis edits, Axel retardposting, or Magni lewds

Greetings /mans/ scholars, divegrass anon here.
So /stars/ has agreed that they are willing to be merged with us to make a team, So we are in. Last spot in phew.

So, please suggest players, music (and a logo cause we don't have one) and leave the rest to me.

>>29980790
It's okay Altare, you can use your ASMR voice. I know you're still self-conscious of your stutter

>>29979609
More blush, but don't suck my dick.

>>29980843
Shipping is so retarded i don’t even get physical merch from my oshi

>>29980943
the only other merch i've bought is the irys plush and that i could kinda justify the shipping, but $23 shipping for two keychains is pretty crazy

>>29980928
>are willing to be merged with us
No, thank you.

Is leader getting too cocky? How do we take him down a peg?

>>29980939
>heart eyes
ToT

>>29980928
I mean
I don't know if there's a pattern for the logos or anything but there's really only one thing I could think of that'd fit

Jesus I'm an actual fag but you guys are acting way too gay in this thread. At this point I'm starting to think you guys might actually be into guys too

>>29980928
The logo is a shooting star, a literal shooting star with a uzi to represent our leader

>>29980928
i'm good

>>29980939
>you added the heart eyes unprompted
How can I NOT at least kiss the tip?

>>29981051
>he doesn't know

>>29981051
t-that would be crazy haha...

>>29981039
Retard

>>29980673
if anything MagRio would be the technical term

>>29980928
i'll pass, thank you

>>29980576

Dead hours is really horny posting hours huh?

>>29980928
also you REALLY should've made it more clear you were talking about the soccer thing and not merging threads

>>29981051
Nah we’re all being ironic bro

>>29980928
Maglord and demon lord/psycho Regis are players that I think should be staple. Maybe Rio too since both this place and /stars/ like him

>>29981151
I think it's way better than the usual posts during dead hours

>>29981151
yep. if the boys arent streaming we're lusting after them. natural order of things.

>>29980928
how about we just add magni but he has timbs on his cloak for more options

>>29980618
>>29980626
>>29980708
Please andastand, I'm trying to cope idiotically hard with the fact that I'm not gay, my hornyness is going haywire. Also, similar prompts structure-wise sometimes trigger the writefag in me

>>29981116
It's be RioMag cause Mag definitely uke

>>29980928
did the /mans/ scholars agreed to merge? because i don't, I'll continue your current format if you try to merge.

>>29981051

>>29980928
Axel with a can of worms

>>29980928
The holostars logo is a no brainer, I say.
>Logo: Holostars logo
>Music: Pentas
>Playest: Our boys or Omega

>>29976334
>>29980928
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

>>29981051
Nah I'm just a bi woman who really wants to breed Magni.

>>29980928
Omega needs to be there, maybe in a firefighter outfit.

>>29981216
Damn write me some gay fanfic then. Make yourself useful, literature boy.

>>29981235
Ywn see altare and rio take turns matingpressing magni

>>29980928
I think Mag's opening song will work great, or stars Blessing

>>29980928
Magni for goalkeeper.

I'm sorry... I know it makes me fucked in the head but Dez's menhera moments today were cute.

>>29981290
>>29981294
Men and reading comprehension

>>29981294
He's talking about /vt/ soccer thing anon, not merging the threads

>>29981235
RioMag in a bottle

>>29980436
I can assure you the same people posting in /stars/ are posting here.

Vesperanon who thinks I might be gay due to that library fantasy, I THINK I'm bi. Maybe, I just didn't think a fucking ojisan vampire nerd would make me curious.

>>29981321
I think I phrased that wrong - I don't WANT to be gay and rather flip my gay thoughts to be about the genderbent versions of the homos that I start lusting after. Also, I said SOMETIMES, it doesn't work on command sadly

>>29981290
Nigga it's for the divegrass team, not threads.

I am the straightest poster in /MANS/
I WILL do manly boy activities with all my broshis while you FAGS sit here and fantasize about sucking their big fat JUICY cocks.

>>29980928
I nominate Oga's Snow Halation for music
https://youtu.be/vE07d76xuWM

>>29981404
sorry, i'm dumb (see proof >>29979794), just got a little uppity and skimmed on your post lol

>>29981456
I wish you sweet milking dreams with vesper

cross company collab thought under spoiler very sensitive DO NOT LOOK i think a magni and regis collab with kyo would be unironically kino. dude is cheeky and the group tardwrangler

>>29980928
Just keep the /stars/ team as is but add 1 tempus player. Mag as a goalkeeper or something.

>>29980928
>>29981354
Definately Maglord's intro BGM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtSKddGoc9g

>>29981456
Like the other anons said, if you're horny for both nowa and genderbent nowa, then you're bi at best. If you're exclusively horny for nowa, then you are gay

>>29981438
what does RioMag taste like?

>>29981481
>>29981456
>>29981216
>>29981209
>>29981051
>>29980907
>>29980790

the homoEN pipeline...

>>29980928
A strapped Aruran
I agree with Mags being goalkeeper
Mag's intro for a goal horn would be good
thanks mane-tan

>>29981456
he's really lovely huh... what do you like about him?

>>29980928
Demon lord and Mag and stars for the rest

>>29981532
Please stop doing this bit or by the chance you are real, please leave

STOP BEING GAY

>>29981481
Write some lesbian holostars gay fanfic then. Let the writing juices flow everywhere but your anus.
>using a hyphen like that
There's a touch of the rump ranger in ya boy

>>29981613
6 HORAS

>>29981694
maybe i'll order a pizza

>>29981694
TRY ME, OLD MAN

>>29981694
okay... but promise me this... kiss me first....

>>29981694
You don't have a dick shut up

>>29981694
defeat me in battle first

>>29981694
try me

Don't base your entire sexuality on hyper beautiful anime people you aren't gay/bi unless you can truly see yourself in a relationship with irl man
>knew several guys who got memed into being gay because of astolfo, went out and sucked dick irl and hated it

>>29981694
I should play Tau in Warhammer 40k

purposefully making him anxious...

>>29981837
>Astolfo
Shouldn't you be going to bed Magni?

>all this gay
Damn
to think that I was posting with all of you in /hlgg/ just 2 weeks ago.

>>29981694
I could never be gay for Aruran and Noir. The others, however...

>>29981604
>got hard at vesper but not the thought of fem vesper
ANON IM NOT.FUCNG GAY I DATED WOMEN IVE HAD HETEROSEXUAL SEX DONT DO THIS TO ME AAAAA
>>29981633
There's something really charming about him, like a really close bro-friend you have. Idfk, I'm not gay. Vesper has a nice voice too, it makes my chest warm.

>>29981694
/MANS/? More like /GAYS/!

I'm not a Nijibro but don't you think that would be much happier if they went to NijiEN, they would definitely have a lot more freedom to make stupid chuuni lore
What do you think?

>>29981837
>went out and sucked dick irl and hated it
The first step is to let someone suck your dick not the other way around.

>>29980085
>learns to sideline conflict through words
>Learns
Come on, I know he gained +1 int at the end of the hitman stream but do you have that much faith in Axel.

if /mans/ has million straight posters, then i'm one of them.
if /mans/ has one straight poster then, then i'm that one.
if /mans/ has no straight posters, that means i'm dead.
if world is against straight posters i am against world

>>29981934
no, now get out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPP2jC5LWFA
Axel Hitman

>>29981837
>3dpd

>>29981910
more like
>axel voice
>mans there's a lot of gays in here

anyone know when axel is streaming tonight or is he just doing it at a random time

>>29981694
MAKE ME

>>29982018
>>29981751
Bossu is so cool

i want to know what regis jerks off to

>>29981992
I NEED SLEEP AXEL AAAAAAAA

>>29981837
>went out and sucked dick irl just because of Astolfo
I think that's more of a problem on their end like turning prison gay then basing their sexuality on beautiful anime people.

>>29982080
not you

>>29982002
Here
>>29981992

>>29981992
rrat confirmed?

>>29982080
Dead bodies.

>>29981974
anon you are so straight and manly, come here for a sec.
*Deepthroat's you*

>>29981956
i believe in my boy!
most of the himbos i've played ttrpg with are the ones that want to sacrifice combat for more roleplaying

You fruits only had to listen, you left me no choice pillow munchers.
*BANG*

>>29981992
aw man that's 4 am for me, gonna have to watch the vod then, hopefully he plays the right game so it fuckin archives this time

>>29981992
>Live in 3 hours
Please have mercy on us North American fags, Axel...

>>29981992
[HITMAN II]
He can be taught.

>>29982174
Nice try
*catches bullet with my butthole*

>>29981992
Oh god, so the rrat was true LMFAO I love this dumb dog

>>29981546
I don't think /stars/ ever participated before.

>>29982276
s-sugoi

>>29982080
>jerk off
>implying he's not a hazard to himself to impulsively rip his own dick off to use it for a bit
He doesn't need to, the pain in the eyes of his bros is like hummingbird nectar

>>29981837
So those retards thought they where gay because they found a very cute, femine, and girly sounding anime "guy" attractive?

>>29981992
>yfw he forgets to count and streams 3 instead

>>29982141
Wasn't even a rrat. Someone here had pointed it out at the start of the stream that he was not supposed to be playing Hitman 2016, despite the fact you can play 2016 content on Hitman 2.

>>29981992
>3 am
Gonna be the first Axel stream I miss

>>29982337
i think this dog might be a little dumb...

>>29981837
>went out and sucked dick irl and hated it
Anon.... That's actually, you have to let them suck your dick. Like I don't imagine sucking Alstofo's dick I imagine him sucking mines which makes it not gay.

>>29982276
I kneel...

>>29982174
Fuck my hand! I was fapping man, to a holo!

>>29982080
that hentai someone posted during vesper's project zomboid stream

So since axel is streaming hitman 2 looks like the theory that he streamed the wrong game was correct. what a fucking dope. I love him

>>29982315
yep.

>>29982421
I’m gonna give dog the benefit of the doubt and say there was probably a miscommunication

>>29981992
>4AM
East coast bros...... I'm dying here. I never missed one of the boys streams so far but I'm beginning to slip.

I lurk in this thread since its creation and something I noticed is how the amount of dudebros posting drops whenever the boys finishes or aren't streaming while homo posting skyrockets than usual.

https://twitter.com/erinawt_/status/1554562079150964739

>>29981992
I already took sleeping pills and set an alarm for 4AM. I will not miss a single stream

>>29982524
Damn GayMates really migrated over didn't they, this thread is a little to gay for me.

>>29982524
Everyone knows deadhours are equal to fujohours

>>29982524
think of it like this anon... what would people who aren't sexually attracted to them have to post about actively when they aren't streaming

>>29981992
>5AM
vod it is, at least we get that this time.

>3 am
I can sleep in til 3pm tomorrow, get fucked losers jk love you guys

>>29982526
i want lida (male(female) to milk me dry

Why is Nowa getting the least gender bent art?

>>29977651
Anonchama...

>>29982524
You don't horny post when your oshi is not streaming?

>>29982738
he already has long luscious hair

Possible translated clipper here not sure if I do want to do it
When the boys make like references to pop culture or shit do I have to indicate it on the clip? Like just put it on brackets or something?

>>29982524
Well, what else can the fujos do with no stream?

>>29982526
Those piercing eyes... I need her

>>29982738
He's not getting much art in general because of the spam in his art tag

>be me
>Just regular guy in Elysium Academy
>Mind my own business but get bullied for my speech
>Kinda sad but fuck it
>Start working out and practicing sports
>Still don't talk much but meet some friends, we play ball together
>Most games are uneventful besides one where some tall guy (not that tall I'm tall too) called me a cunt
>Just a game bro.png
>Eventually things get better and get more bros, we play online a lot humu humu
>Git gud to the point I almost go pro but refuse
>Keep playing but my friends are shit
>They're still shit while I'm the only one trying
>Why.jpeg
>Eventually split from friends because of no reason at all
>Eventually graduate from the academy, no friends but its cool
>One day meet odd fellow at the library, he keeps making weird references and calling me an imbecile but I cant help but hang around him and listen
>Say fuck it and ask if he wants to start a guild with me
>Agrees but keeps sperging about his computers
>We head out on first mission, kill some civilians no big deal
>Get stomped by some farmers with pitchforks, turns out a fresh graduate and a librarian don't exactly make for a good offensive team
>Get back to dorm to regroup
>Eventually librarian bro says we should get more help
>Swing by the gym to see old friends
>Its the middle of the night wtf was I thinking
>Nobody besides not that tall guy practicing 3 pointers
>Wtf
>Call out to him
>"G'day mate"
>The fuck it's night time
>Whatever ask if he wants to join us adventuring
>Immediately agrees
>That worked out well
>Next day go on mission
>Not so tall guy is confused, thought we were going for lunch
>Tries to eat the worms
>Facepalm.webm
>Go back home again, worms didnt taste that bad.
>Another day, library bro decides to give the new bloke a job as a treasurer which makes him hype, I guess he's not all brawn after all
>Minding my own business go walk around the academy, run into cute 8/10 girl from behind
>Noice.
>Bump into her and she lets out a cute eek.
>My kokoro goes wah
>Apparently she's in the science club, ask if she wants to adventure because fuck it, cant be worse than worm guy
>Agrees but says she has to expain something
>Right before she does library bro calls, something about spicy milk
>Agree to meet the next day
>Next day comes, take 3
>Team ready and waiting on cute girl
>No fucking way
>Out of nowhere some asshole comes blasting a heavy guitar riff while skateboarding, fanning himself, holding a drink reading a book and giving himself a fucking pedicure
>The fuck
>Yells at us something about mogging, are we getting mugged?
>Prepare for battle, take out my sword gun I made with some duct tape a spray bottle and a broom handle
>Tacticool
>Library bro isnt paying attention
>Worm guy grabs a rock, says something about stealth
>Cry internally
>Doctor octopath stops in front of us, says he's ready to mag and gives me a wink
>Wat.
>Turns out he's an alchemist
>Fuck it I guess
>Roll out
>Get owned again
>Fuck this
>Grab team and just head home to play vidya
>No more going outside
>Only vidya now
>Someone's knocking
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur

Mfw

>>29982738
Chinese bots are using his art tag

>>29982805
you can add another subtitle with asterix (*) as a note at the top of the video on that scene with smaller font

>>29982805
Uh, probably? I'd put it on top of the video while the subs are at the bottom

>>29982805
Maybe make notes in the description (and maybe put as pinned comment) if you think ESLs might not recognize it.

>>29982805
that or add a picture of that reference maybe

>>29982881
whew lad, that's quite a bit of text there

I am straight as fuck, so anyone who makes my dick hard is a girl.

>>29980100
*gives you a reacharound

>>29982738
bugs are spamming his art tag

>>29982881
thank you for putting so much effort into this. i kekked

>>29982881
So what about worms?

>>29983012
the bilibili comic spam?

>>29982861
>>29982798
>>29982642
>>29982631

Yeah that's prolly my mistake, I was hoping some kino/shizo posting like the guys at hlgg does. It's legit entertaining

>>29983059
yep

>>29982080
His Civic

>>29983071
go back

>regis likes whitewater rafting and rollercoasters
he enjoys the adrenaline rush

>>29980928
Everyone commenting 1 or 2 tempus and stars for the rest, please be aware there's like 20 something players per team. All the active holostars add up to only 17, and I think Shinove should definitely be added. Other teams have meme or joke players too, so there's room to play with that, but it seems weird to exclude too many stars to put more jokes when there's enough room for all of them to be represented and a handful of jokes to stay. The stars shouldn't be direct to player entrants either, they can each have jokes built in.

>>29982881
nice one

>>29982881
that's sure a lot of effort just to lose the game

>ywn be vesper's kitchen floor that was graced by his sweaty balls

>>29983140
Go back to where you once belonged
Go back Jojo

>>29982881
>she goes eek

So there
>MANS bro posters who posts about the boys in a bro only way
>MANS gay poster who has accepted that they are gay and hornyposts
>MANS gender bender poster who has not accepted they are gay but worked their horny around and imagine them as woman and horny posts

Mating pressing Magni...

>>29982881
So, what about the worms?

>>29983231
G-
God damn it shut the fuck up IHATE YOU I love you I HATE

>>29980928
>>29983164
All holostars (JP+EN), Shinove, Omega, YAGOO.
That pizza thing Aruran has, we can make a fujo-chan.

Daily reminder that if you are a straight male and you want to fuck the boys it's not gay it's bi. You don't sudden dislike pussy if you like dicks.

>>29983301
I'm bi, and do all of the above.

there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus there is absolutely nothing sexy at all about tempus

>>29980928
"No Girls Allowed" For GK
Use 'A fuckin' fish' for a chant vs /ggg/ or /hlgg/

>>29983474
Have you convinced yourself yet, fagatron?

>>29983496
>'A fuckin' fish' for a chant vs /ggg/
Jesus man, my sides

>>29983540
yes i am still straight

>>29983388
I might be wrong, but I think each team gets a ball too. Miyabi's bird thing should be the ball

>/mans/ is a fujo thread now
pathetic

>>29983228
you fucking freak
how the fuck did I not have that thought cross my mind

>>29983474
I have no idea what you just said but nice

>>29980928
That sex message Astel pinned, butt naked Nowa, Demon lord Altare, can of worms, MAGNATION

>>29983474
What about tempus but female?

>>29983474
I am just blending in with a hope to see magtits some day be paid.

>no vesper tonight
fuck

Not to be a deviantart fetishist, but I want to tickle Magni until he's a screaming and crying mess and all he can do is beg...

>>29983624
That or Astel's afro

>>29983628
There is an entire
>catalog
made just for you faggot.

>>29983628
>wife
Here is your (You) shu shu

PAPA DOKOOOOOOO

So obviously Magni struck fucking gold with his intro music, but what other Dova Syndrome songs do you all like?
I like this one quite a bit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoY_8cAoRKg

>>29983973
Why do you have daddy issues

>>29980928
>>29945990
For my earlier ideas if that wasnt you
Also, blatantly steal /y/'s or /cm/'s tactics for a laugh

>>29983973
PAPA MAMA DOKO?!!!

lads i just sat on a gas station toilet seat that was chemically treated or something and now my butt burns where i sat on it. even my hands burn because i touched the doorknob

>>29983164
Pretty sure theres 23 slots including all the benched players. So we have enough for every active talent including both branches, Shinove, Yagoo if people want to, and some memes. I disagree with putting Omega in honestly. I don't know how /stars/ feels about the inactive talents but maybe they want some in or something, idk.

>>29984079
why do you think

>>29984171
I don't particularly care for omega unless it's a joke at the character's expense

>>29984079
because i was raised an orphan and noir vesper can only fill that hole of proper appropriate fatherly figure.

Are you going to superchat the boys once they're monetized? Or will you let the fujos rain on them with money until they slowly become fujobait?

>>29984157

>>29984171
put in Kira

>>29984160
cool story anon...did you watch tempus while melting your ass off

>>29984234
just put this in with FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU

>>29984234
>Omega on fire player that is initially on the bench and is switched in at exactly 60:00

>>29984160
Have you washed your hands or ass since then?

>>29984246
>because i was raised an orphan
Damn.

>>29984493
just did yeah

i want to curl up against nowa's chest and listen to his heartbeat...

>>29984246
Hope you find solace soon anon

>>29984593
????????
WHY DID YOU WAIT?

>>29984307
All the fujos are going to Magni and the boomers are going to Nowa. I'm a saviorfag and will SC Axel and Regis, because they're guaranteed to get way less than the other two.

>>29984663
10 years, canned worms, etc

>>29982322
Besides the obvious new maps, what's different from 2 to 3?

>>29984307
I will SC karaokes (if they're good) and special events

>>29984712
B-based?

>>29984704
ass is very clean now

>>29984937
Axel get out of the thread you have a stream soon

>you will never feel like a fly pinned to the wall by regis's icy stare

>>29983164
I understand that and I'm trying my best to balance it between /stars/ and /mans/
>>29983388
/stars/ did suggest pizza-kun should be involved so a fujo-chan wouldn't be so bad.
>>29983496
Good suggestion.
>>29984143
You had the best ideas so I might just go off yours and see what else I or the rest of the thread can do to make a complete team. I'll make a form so people can choose who makes it and who doesn't. Thanks for the ideas bro.

>>29984307
yes

https://twitter.com/Nasvyhere/status/1555052649615355905/photo/1
So the demon lord meme is finally leaking out of this place?

https://twitter.com/ccn_latte/status/1554870377112670209

>>29985622
REGIS IS THE KILLER

>>29985500
Vesper somewhat alluded to it on stream.

Never thought I would say something like this but...
I miss Regis

>>29985500
it's not /here/ only it just took some time for people outside to notice

>>29985622
It is only a matter of time until he has an Adachi moment.

>>29985728
lmao get fujobaited

>>29985728
me too... i can't help but feel like his voice is like an anglerfish's lure. hypnotizing

i miss him...

I'm curious, what is the male-female ratio of Tempus viewers?

https://youtu.be/QPP2jC5LWFA
So it really was the wrong game kek

>Your broshi
>Game you want them to play

>>29986239
>Magni
>Splatoon 3

>>29986145
Wrong permissions rrat confirmed

>>29986239
>Axel/Vesper
>Gloomwood when it's out