/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Release wave 12, got to catch everyone off guard this time. Waves 7-11 weren't gonna work so fell into a black hole between Debi's thighs.

>>29952168
He has the evil look of an anime supervillain

>NijisanjiEN is 9 members away from having the same members as Holo JP.
That's crazy.

>>29952451
And not a single one of them comes close quality of HoloJP

>>29952446
He looks like Japanese Syndrome (The Incredibles 1 antagonist).

i think it would be a really good business decision to release the next wave as soon as humanly possible

>>29952168
The new Latina girl be like:

"So, what are we gonna do to help my gen and I get more viewers and stuff?"

Niji: "Shut up, we're too busy planning the next wave."

"The next wave????"

>>29952168
Releasing 6 chuubas at once failed. How about we released 12 at once on the next wave? That would DOUBLE the numbers!

>>29952811
We also don't have time for those confounded interview things, just go to a homeless shelter and offer to give the first 12 people you see a job. It's the audience's fault if they don't like it!

>>29953257
I would actually love to hear the stories of a true homeless guy turned chuuba teebeeheich

>>29953632
True homeless are not really coherent enough to actually tell there stories. Best you get is some motivational shit when they find some god or other and try to remember their time being homeless a decade ago.

>>29952811
What really failed was them continuing to realease females. Ren is carrying the entire wave they might as well release only male waves from here on out. If you want girls just go to Hololive.

>>29952656
I will never be able to unsee it.

>>29952168
im begging anycolor to hire REAL VTUBERS that actually plays games

>>29952656
"When everyone's a streamer no one will be"

>>29954604
For real. They seem to have an easier time with permissions then Cover and yet they dont seem to have anybody to really take advantage of it.

>>29952168
Do I have a chance to get into Niji?

>>29952451
I keep forgetting Lamy and the JP trio blondes exist

>>29956569
You browse /vt/, and are male, so no
Only qt latina /here/ schizos allowed

>>29955147
kek

>>29952168
Teste

>>29952168
MAGGED

>>29956569
If you are playing apex and knows chinkspeak just scream you love neejeesanjee in interview and you good

>>29952451
That's a lot of dead weight. That's like stuffing your roster with Matsuri and Roboco without the interesting personality to go with them.

>>29952811
>>29953257
It's time to debut waves 7 through 26, all in the same time slot...and on the same day. The only way to win is to flood the market with 100 vtubers at once. Quantity over quality!

they're doing fine though? And they need to accelerate faster if they want true 24-hour timeslot coverage. There are several dead hours before and after japan primetime

honestly i kind of like how ruthless the company is lol like make it big or get fucked.
plus with so many talents they could graduate half of them and still have a functioning branch.

>>29952656
dunno but he was certainly gifted with a syndrome or two

>>29959641
how do you explain lazulight then.

>>29952656
He looks like Chinman from the Sims 3 thread on /v/

>>29952168
Implying that the interviews for SOLARA didn’t already take place ages ago and the new wave will launch any minute now with 6 more useless hires they chose based on who had the higher PL sub count.
Only way they can save themselves is to nix those contracts asap and start a new recruitment campaign without practices straight out of /#/.

>>29956569
The only thing they look at is numbers. So if you have them yes.

Since we know wave 7 is in the works when will HoloEN drop the wave 3 bomb?

The Sheesh's in this game are killing my sides with Elira's amused reactions

>>29956569
if you are a seamonkey, yes

>>29952451
holy based. look at all that variety

>>29965282
the same week as wave 7 debut, preferably at the same timeslot

>>29952593
Correct, NijiEN mogs them all in being quality streamers as all HoloJP can do is make cute noises for coomers

>>29971876
>screams like a banshee for 50% of the collab

>>29952656
>>29959944
Kek my fucking side! Now i cant unseen it

>>29965282
It will come anon, it will come then we take a shit

not fast enough. release wave 8 simulatenously with wave 7

filling all timeslots is literally niji's plan

>>29956569
If you are asian canadian/australian then yes

ACCELERATE

>>29952168
>>29952656
syndrome-san, i have the best plan for wave 7.
Release 24 members and make them stream 1 hour each day back to back. Viewers will be too invested in nijisan and will never have time to watch other corpo streamers.

>>29971876
LET ME SUCK YOUR COCK MYSTA!
REIMU YOUR PUSSY IS WET AS FUCK!
CHAT, LET ME RAPE YOU AH AH AH.

Yeah, quality streamers alright. They should stream in Redtube not in youtube.

>>29978285
kek this

>>29956569
Are you friends with one of them? Are you a seanig? Do you support lgbt? Do you have 50k+ sub in your rm account? Do you speak chink? Then yes, you are 100% in

>>29983027
When will they learn that chinks in entertainment are seeds of cancer

>>29952656

>>29960224
Holy fuck he does

>>29981852
And make them continuously raid each other to make sure the viewers don't switch to a wrong stream by accident.

>>29952168
>>29952306
FASTER

Hand over your application anon. We are accepting anyone with a pulse and who has taken English in middle school.

>>29989367
He says this but Noor really fucked up by not hiring 2views for ILuna

>>29965282
Most likely October. Maybe September, and unlikely November. They will be celebrating Council's debut anniversary first which probably include their new costumes. Few weeks after that will be good time for EN3

>>29989823
OOTL here but who is Noor? I thought CEO is Tazumi Riku?

>>29990614
Noor was originally a liver from NijiID (now defunct) and was shown from a discord leak to still being part of NijiEN staff.

>>29990709
Sorry, I meant NijiIN (India branch)

>>29952168
What went wrong?

>>29992500
They're basically the new characters introduced in the new season of the sitcom youre watching, but nobody really cares about them because they're invested in the main cast already.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN OUR LIMITED AUDIENCE ISN'T ENOUGH TO PROP UP A NEW WAVE TWICE A YEAR? AWAKEN THE BOTS WE USED FOR SALAMI

>>29953632
Pizza papa was pretty close from what I hear. Hell, most of Stars JP weren't exactly walking in high cotton.

>>29992694
KEK that's a pretty good analogy, I'm going to steal that.

>>29990709
>shown from a discord leak to still being part of NijiEN staff
That explains a lot. Noor was one of those Indians that drank the kool aid. Indians go HARD on ideological kool aid.

>>29952168

56 anons here and you can see clearly how none of them know shit about nijisanji to the point they think hey are going to still do interviews and that wave 7 isnt already done

More

>>29960224
>>29984922
Kek

>>29960224
>>29984922
I CAN'T UNSEE

>>29965282
Mid September

>>29956826
HAHAHAHAHA

>>29997793
RRAT: they deliberately made ILUNA shitty AF so that when they release Wave 7 this September made up of talented streamers and vtubers they will get MAGGED on by the community.

Recipe for success.

>>30010470
Nijisanji is unprofessional so you never know. They only locked in wave 5 a month prior to debut.
>no they didn-
Reps.

>>30010470
It seems like a bad idea, since even if it’s just another three people added there’d be almost 30 talents in the branch to keep track of, and not enough viewers or donations to go around when the overlap happens.
What are they gonna do, force talents to go on break so that the newer waves have a chance of succeeding and growing an audience?

>>29952168
>>29952306
Why does he look like your typical high school bully while Yagoo looks like a friendly uncle next door??