/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

ALTARE DESTROYS

Damn. He really is good.

>>29943367
Hmmm Hmmm waaaaaaaahhhh

Imagine

>>29949488
*pop*

>>29943277
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

>>29950369
I beleeb

>>29943277
I wish all MANScholars a fine sojourn in this temple of discourse known as /MANS/. Let us all partake in enlightening conversations about Tempus so we can grow stronger as individuals and as a general.

IT (WILL) MOVE

>>29949801
For me it's Bully in the Alley: https://youtu.be/uS5xR7jBxDw

>Built my own PC a couple years ago
>Did a lot of research on everything except the case because I didn't really think it mattered
>Nowa oji helped me realize my case has bad airflow.
Sh-should I get a new case?

leader and uncle CUTE!!!

>>29951333
There will be movement

>>29951333
>day mode twitter
Vespapa stop posting here and go to sleep

>feel sleepy
>try to take a nap before fortnite collabo
>keep flinching or feeling like i'm falling instead of actually falling asleep

what the fuck did regi do to my brain

>>29943277
Previous Thread: >>29943249

>>29951441
>only use le dark mode
shut the fuck up please

>>29950227
Fucking amazing

>>29951441
I only use twitter to commission fetish art and follow fetish artists (and holos I guess) I don't have a need for it

>>29951443
Fortnite collab?

Link to last thread?

>>29951407
it's absolutely worth looking into a case with better airflow. your components will thank you

>>29951507
the girls are doing one at AMT

>>29951333
That's it. I'm fucking tired of you pieces of shit. I'm an "it moves" anti from now on. I will always spam "IT DOESN'T MOVE" every time Veper's stream starts as I drink my choccy milk to calm myself down from how much you make me seethe

>>29951530
>>29951464

QRD so far on every one of them?

>>29951558
se mueve

>>29951558
And yet it moves.

>>29951532

>>29951558
This thread was way comfier before all the "movers" joined. Feels like they've taken over and completely ruined the not moving culture

leader-kun cute!

>>29951558
You have anger issues, I don't want you hanging close to my calm vampire dad

>>29951546
Thank you anon, I'll pick one up soon.

>>29951558
ITS MOVING AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>29950768
That man is David Coffin, his whole thing is belting out shanties at festivals and working a crowd. I've seen him live, he's a fantastic performer.

>>29943277
Vesper sounds fat

>>29951333
That artists draws futanari..

Was really looking forward to watching the Axel Hitman VOD and it got taken down. How was it?

>>29951878
>That artists draws futanari..

Smiles to protect

>>29951897
one of his best steams
https://mega.nz/folder/ZrAh2KxA#t9rZQwg6XzJNUGfORhpMnw

>>29951897
He didn't want to play it like a stealth game so he just shot literally everyone, "Eventually one of these will be my target".
Turns out he was playing hitman 1 and not hitman 2 so it got deleted since 1 and 2/3 are owned by different people technically

Uncle Nowa my beloved

>>29951897
SNAP NECK

>>29951964
>>He didn't want to play it like a stealth game so he just shot literally everyone, "Eventually one of these will be my target".

Based

>>29951931
is it moving?

>>29951800
I will subscribe to your fleshie

>>29951931
He's so cute, I wanna protect this smile

teasing uncle nowa for being a pervert...

>altare keeps asking the others to do stuff with him for every single thing
>vesper keeps instantly saying yes whenever someone asks him if he wants to hang
Bruh, these people are really lonely

Do you think they'll have good plushie merch? I want the whole squad sitting on my shelf. Can't believe these dudes will take my vtuber donation/merch virginity. And I've lasted pretty long, has been watching chuubas on daily basis since 2020

>>29951878
BBBBBBBBASED

>>29952178
THEY'RE JUST LIKE ME FR FR

>>29952241
I just want merch that I can wear without being embarrassed in public
That or I need a lobotomy to cut out the weakness in me that's afraid of embarrassment

>>29952316
Same I keep buying merch but I never hang up poster or wear them I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

>>29952241
Same and iktf anon. This group are the first vtubers that I've actually started watching and holy fuck am I invested in them and want to support them.

>>29952316
Magni could have pretty great merch in that style if they tap on his alchemy logo

>>29952350
What the fuck are any of us doing, anon

>>29952350
You could always resell later if it's in good condition

>>29952241
i want a tempus fumo pack desu

as soon as we get tempus plushies or figures the countdown starts til someone cums on them

>>29952599
magni gets coomed compilation

>>29952599
That countdown will start at 0 buddy.

>>29951878
Fucking based

You think Rio and Magni will actually collab?

>>29952241
>>29952410
This is the first time I got this invested in chuubas. They got me making fanart, this shit is crazy

>chat disabled for hunt showdown vod
did a yab happen or something?

>>29952698
Yeah Noir said S*baru

My opinion of the boys has changed significantly within the past three days
Now I like (and admire) Regis a lot, and Alex is just naturally funny he doesn't have to try, he always gives me good laughs
I'm not having that much fun with Magni anymore, and Nowa is always great of course but I'm not always interested in what he has to say (eg computers)

>>29952734
the oozora keisatsu got him...

>>29952698
you mean the most recent one? It's fine for me?

>>29952734
Screaming at peppers, messing with ducks, I wonder what's next.

>>29952241
the only one i gave any $ suppor to before now was sana but they're certainly nice and their brief talks before she left made it sting a bit less
i don't know if we'll get plushies of them though, it seems to normally be the mascots and/or fandom representations
though they do have some coming so who know

I WANT TO MATING PRESS MAGNI!!!!

>>29952795
ok, i guess it's just holodex being shit

>>29953021
>draws himself looking like a woman
this slut knows what he's doing.

When are these fgts gonna play deep rock? There's four of them, it's prefect.

>>29951878
>draws futanari
>plays rimworld + streams it WITH mods
>has a relatively pleasant voice
Ok, maybe i will watch if i dont forget

>>29953138
desu he likes femboys and is bi i guess its a given now

/stars/ anon. Going back to a member I haven't talked about in a while, here's a post about Temma.
If you weren't aware, Temma is ALSO a outwards facing hero with hidden psychopathic tendencies! Here's an example of him going full Dark Knight as he murders a few holopro members in Dead By Daylight.
https://youtu.be/nJuD59lwPaA
Unfortunately there's no real example of him bringing it out in his music. Instead have the SunTempo cover of Nihonno Mikata. I can't describe it in any way really, it's just great.
https://youtu.be/d0bzKnl5uek

>>29951878
good

>>29952990
Imagine a Magni nendo with four arms.

>>29952241
>plushie merch
It's possible

would you still eat magni's cooking, anon?

Please anon that drew this we have to see him covered in cum

>>29953447
Smug fucking jackal

>nowa used to build PCs while buttnaked on kitchen floor
fucking lol
goddamn I've never heard of the static electricity meme. The next time I clean up my PC I'll do it nude for you Uncle.

>>29951558
What level of irony are you currently on? This is starting to get too complex for me.

>>29953478
UOOOOH SEEEEEEEEEEEX!!!!!!!!

>>29953478
that's just a water bottle what are you talking about

Is Magni's pwease meant to be a reference to wabbit season or is it just me?

>>29953464
i would magni's terrible cooking while he serves it to me smugly dressed like a maid and then give him the punishment he's begging for by acting so cocky when he's so terrible at everything

>>29953582
Its just meme baby speak.

>>29953582
i thought it was just him doing uwu speak?

>>29953255
Thanks for your post, /stars/ anon. Always appreciate the updates! You got me into Astel and for that I am grateful

I hope these gross women dont start interacting with my MANS

>>29953647
>>29953648
sounds too similar to the pwease mr wabbit

>>29953716
Don't fucking trash Arupapa's Lack Family.

>>29953464
I would eat it and consequently die if it would make Magni happy

>>29952241
Imagine the kino if Sana designed them.

>>29953553
Oh wait that is a flask isn’t it? Here we are being pervs for no reason

It's astonishing how many tourists from /hlgg/ suddenly jump in the thread once streams start only to immediately leave once they end.

>>29954085
i stop posting to go do my reps

>>29953582
I thought of elmer too anon, he just sounds like an old cartoon voice actor sometimes

>>29954085
As long as they don't shitpost.

That tea talk was something else
Papa nowa is so knowledgeable

>>29954085
They’re pumping and dumping our general

>>29954085
I hate hlgg with a passion
They're worse than #numbers

/r/ing again if a drawfriend might be able to do pic related with vesper

>>29954085
Isn't that a good thing? Our prime time ends at peak SEA hours, having less IP and slower thread speed is beneficial so that the shitstirrers stay on /hlgg/.

>>29954085
Keeping vigilant of thread IPs is a serious mental illness, find something better to do with your time

>>29954238
They're exactly the same people.

>>29954342
Not paying attention to IPs at all. It's just obvious with how many images of the girls show up during stream time and then they immediately stop once the streams end.
I don't even know how to fucking check the IP numbers lmao

>>29953553
>>29954077

That might be a flask but this sure isn't

>>29954542

>>29954542

>>29954542
don't tell me this is /MANS/ oc....

JESAS, so many archives to catch up on, what happened to the Hitman archive?

>>29954739
They don't have perms for Hitman 1
He played the wrong one

>>29954739
Mr. Smoothbrain got permissions to play hitman 2 but he played 1.

>>29954542
this is the image that actually got me to fap to magni. thank you anon for drawing this. thank you so much

>>29954727
it is

>>29954739
theres a mega floating around if you want it

>>29954542
Overstimulation and brat correcting is my jam

>>29954793
>>29954794
HAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS DOG SO MUCH IT'S UNREAL

>>29954842
Found it, thanks a lot anon!

>>29954464
There are a lot of people who only come during streams even in /hlgg/, and it only makes sense that Hololive fans would come to watch Holostars.

>>29954793
Wait seriously
lol
lmao even

>>29954827
Based

>>29954827
Based OC chad

>>29954542
wtf

>>29954793
MY SIDES

Nobody's going to believe me but I think papa Nowa is a vampire

>>29955371
meds, now

>>29955371
delete this

>>29954542
Have to clarify that this isn't mine, it's from 3 or 4 threads ago lol

>>29955371
Haha, that's silly anon! There's no way a vampire would dumpster dive for thrown away PCs during the middle of the day.

>>29951558
>tfw I started the “se mueve” spanish posting
At least spam “no se mueve”

>>29955515
SE MOVERÁ

>>29955515
no se moverá

>>29954302

>>29955661
why does this make me laugh so much

>>29955661
based

>>29955661
KEK

>>29954827
more? who made it?

>>29955371
fuck off schizo

>>29955661
based

https://youtu.be/UhnwjWUuId8
Very manly wah’s

>>29955661

>>29955805
A very cultured anon, we can only hope to get more

>>29955867
>the "wah" is the noise he makes when physically injuring someone

>>29955805
I made it, of course. I'm anon

>>29955907
Kek bottom looks like the vampire muppet from sesame street

>>29955805
A blessed anon from a few threads ago, they only posted those two images

will axel sing any of the belial song from gbf

>the guy with a deep sexy voice is the one with the personality of a bratty little girl who's scared of almost everything and impossibly easy to knock down
what did yagoo mean by this?

>>29956357
gap moe saikyou

>>29956023
What was he doing during his debut?

>>29956466
Killing the real hero.

>>29956117

She's quite cleary @WPUd23n5MrBu0AQ and @lovesick1964 on Twitter, same art style

>>29952241
The OG 9 Holostars members already got their plushies. It's only a matter of time until Uproar and Tempus get theirs.

>>29956681
>Females are among us

>>29956744
Did.....did you take a picture of your Roberu plushie in Home Depot?

>>29954542
Was this made by a drawanon or did you find it on twitter?

sex with cute anxious menhera...

>>29956873
/stars/ have a few anons that take their nuis on adventures. This might not even be that anon's pic. It's a fun time.

https://youtu.be/HirpAABTTok
>>29956933
Magni sex

>>29955371
meds

>>29956968
I'm honestly imagining some huge fucking contractor carefully slipping his Roberu plushie out of his coveralls to snap a quick pic in the toilet aisle of Lowes

I'm not gay, but if there was Magni porn where he dressed as a convincing girl, I would fap to it.

>>29956873
What >>29956968 said. I only own plushies of my oshis since getting all of them would have been too expensive.

>>29956997
"i smell weakness." - me prepared to rape magni

>>29957116
why is he in a jar...

Did any of you expect that you'd end up liking Tempus? Never thought I'd be watching any homo streams yet here I am

>>29957171
when it was being teased in that website? not at all, but the moment the first traces of /mag/ began, I was all in.

>>29957162
To ensure his safety and not for any other impure reasons, anon.

>>29957313
This, but my oshi is still one of the girls

>>29957171
Nope. I just wanted to check them out because I enjoy watching debuts. Vesper's debut completely caught me off guard and stole my heart though lol, now i'm here talking about missing him all day long.

>>29957171
https://youtu.be/Jar19J3HXQY
i watched this and thought it looked extremely cringe but now i love it. look how things change

>>29955661
kek

>>29957171
I got starspilled long ago so I always entertained the possibility that an EN branch could be good
I also entertained the possibility that it'd be horrible
So when it started happening I (and most of /stars/) was in a constant state of fluctuating between hopium and doomium

>>29956811
I TOLD YOU AND YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME

>>29957171
No. During Altare's debut my expectations hit rock bottom. His debut made me think that it was going to be a completely female audience aimed branch which wouldn't be for me in the slightest. Magni onwards completely betrayed those expectations and after a few of Altare's I realized my first impressions were wrong about him too.

Something I like about tempus is that it's lore doesn't really interfere with the talents, they merge pretty well.

>>29957171
I was neutral to it at first, then got hyped by PL speculation and watched the debuts, and have been enjoying the ride since.

>>29955371
Deboonked, schitzo

>>29957725
the lore fits the personalities perfectly. Vesper being a scholar and his PL actually being an avid reader, learner, and having many experiences in life fit the archetype perfectly. They don't have to pretend to fit/lean into their lore like council does all the time.

>>29957690 (me)
>few of Altare's streams
I could've sworn I typed that word

>>29956681
Oh wow she even posted about it damn

>>29957725
They picked the perfect model for Axel and Vesper.

I want Nowa to cradle me against his chest while he gives me a handjob...

>>29956811
>among us

I really hope we get those DnD sessions, it would fit their lore so well to play tabletop fantasy games, along with the video game equivalents.

>>29957989
I’m going to correct this anon

these dudes are so organized about how they do things

>>29956681
>WPUd23n5MrBu0AQ
I scrolled down their media tab and the style is too familiar... Isn't that lovesick1964 or do I need my meds?

>>29957995
I can't imagine how they'll wrangle Axel through that.

>>29958201
Axel...your reading comprehension reps...

>>29958201
You need to do your reading reps Axelchama

>>29958201 (me)
I'm retarded and misinterpreted your post. Kind of crazy to see an artist I've followed for a long time draw Holostars lewds. Nice.

>>29958202
>>29957995
>Yeah nah, too much talking. I just want to hit stuff.

I want to breastfeed Uncle Nowa while giving him a handjob

I want the timestamp for uncle's gentle kiss

>>29958514
c...cute...

>>29958514
that's for kids not oji-sans

A mug.

Why do women like using spoiler tags so much? I keep getting spoiled on things I actually wish I haven't because I got too used to spoiler tags being used for retarded shit that I just click all of them instinctively.

>>29958670
That's what makes it the best anon

>>29958778
bras are spoiler tags for boobs

>>29958778
unless you think this entire site is women then that's just a normal thing on here

>>29958778
we're doing it to piss you off specifically

>>29958670
That's what makes it good though... embarrassed ojisan cute

>Nowa says "nature is scary" once, in a context where it makes sense
>chat keeps saying FAUNA SCARY LOLOLOLOL for 40 minutes
Why are (You) like this?

>>29958778
This is /vt/, what exactly is there to spoil? How spoiler tags are used is very board dependent.

>>29958184
You won't be able to track me easy

>>29951865
> he doesnt know

>>29959152
got spoiled on a few games this way, like a game a chuuba mentioned liking, people started having a little conversation about it, used the spoiler tag properly, and it was an actual spoiler.
You're not wrong, though, maybe the issue is discussing things that can be spoiled in the first place, not the rest of the spoiler tags.

>>29958778
All things I dont like are done by evil femoids

>>29958778
Ahhh le women tasuketeee hlgg tasuketeee :(

>>29954793
Wait, does this mean the boys can play games they don't have perms for if they just make it unarchived? Like with unarchived kareoke?

>>29958778
It's because!!! we like to!!!! type dramatically LIKE THIS!!!! to convey emotion!!!! in whatever you are saying, do you know?!?! I also think it's retarded!! and I hate when people do it, both women and men!! But women really do it more often than the other!!??
I suppose people who spoiler text wants to have their comment read like it's a mumble!

>>29958778
I already have them unspoilered by default

>>29959340
Please don’t ever do this again

where do I find a boyfriend like this?

I want to make Magni depend on me emotionally and then manipulate and mindbreak him into my submissive wife!

>>29958201
omg shes literally me

>>29959340
meds

>>29959339
No idea. It's a possibility but it's likely that management actively discourages that idea.

>>29959444
incredibly based

>>29959339
Not really. They only let it get through this once because Axel was being Axel. If Magni were to play Sonic 2 or something without perms he would be graduated.

>>29958778
I do that too...

>>29959072
I don't write in chat
I don't member
I don't donate
I not here
This isn't happening

>>29959400
Apologies, it was just for demonstration

>>29959339
No they can't. Axel just did it to diminish the fuckup by avoiding a copyright strike but I assure you he got bonked.

>>29959443
The gym, college sports teams etc.

>>29959072
You mean literally every stream where a skeleton, shark, chicken, squid, duck, etc etc etc shows up?

You ever had moments when you take a step back and remember "oh yeah, I'm posting with femanons in /MANS/" ?
Pay up...

>>29959072
I dont care about council

https://youtu.be/UvSKHYzB82M

>>29959625
as a straight man in /stars/ it took me a bit to internally settle being the minority in my thread
this is nothing compared to that

>>29959674
I'll always stop what I'm doing to listen

>>29959674
You WILL listen to Axel
You WILL loop his song
You WILL donate a red supa when he's monetized
... In actuality it's a banger

>>29959741

>>29959625
>>29959725
So dramatic, just post and go kek

>>29959725
>had to cope with not being the norm
i hope this is a joke because that's hilarious

>>29959800
>>29959907
Please understand, women are scary.

you're all going to die in the most bloody and horrible way and when that happens I'm just gonna say, "I TOLD YOU NOWA WAS A VAMPIRE"

>>29959725
>>29959907
Thats nothing I used to post in /nijiEn/, and that was some actual faggotry

>>29959951
4chan women are scary. I’m never doing that again

>>29959659

>>29960225

>>29959674
I still can't believe this dumb doggo has such a pretty singing voice. Gonna give him and Regis supas during their karaoke streams.

>>29960046
that's preposterous, he said he isn't

>>29960173
Agreed.
t. Dated a 4chan girl

>>29960046
What would that have to do with leader sacrificing us to gain untold power though?

>>29960173
>again

>>29959725
I honestly don't think you're a minority here, I've been to fujohell generals like the nijihomos one and it's very different from here

>>29959768
Can I have a Milo instead?

>>29959621
it's fucking nature, how are you supposed to conduct regular conversation in english if you can't use the word "nature"? This is just as retarded as the among us shit.
This is my first time watching holoEN, the JOPs do a little bit of this, sure, but it's nowhere near this bad.

Axel said he was going to stream another game today or tomorrow
I hope he doesn't forget

>>29959674
This can't be Axel's voice, I just don't believe it.

>>29960339
Oh /here/ I'm not, but in /stars/ I absolutely am. That's not really fujohell but it's quite obvious I'm outnumbered there.

>>29959725
I know you're most likely genuine, but I always laugh whenever I see comments starting with, "As a _____ man/woman..." because like 90% of the time it's just a lie

>>29960335
anon some of us are regular guys who have had sex!

>>29960357
>it's fucking nature, how are you supposed to conduct regular conversation in english if you can't use the word "nature"? This is just as retarded as the among us shit.
why should you care about the chat in the first place it's garbage 95% of the time

>>29959674
why are talented singers always so retarded?
is it true that music is for dumb people?

>>29960450
as a black nigger, I think you're full of shit

>>29960469
music take up too much place in brain, pls andastan

>>29960450
> "As a _____ man/woman..." because like 90% of the time it's just a lie
As a heterosexual man, I disagree with the statistics of this post.

>>29960469

>>29960456
haha couldnt be me

>>29960466
I like interacting with the chuuba and I like the chat jokes when they're actually related to the chuuba, instead of about unrelated third parties.
I'm also used to paying attention to chat because it's a good source of vocabulary.

>>29960469
>is kayfabe real?
I think you're the dumb one here

I don't care if you're a woman, I know you have a lot of retarded incels giving you attention but you're derailing the thread so please stay in /soc/ if you like having fun with losers

Reminder that Magni's and Regis' collab today is 1h earlier than Regis usual time!

>>29960658
>I like interacting with the chuuba and I like the chat jokes when they're actually related to the chuuba, instead of about unrelated third parties.
One Guys can be good though

>>29960667
Axel's idiocy isn't kayfabe, are you telling me he played the wrong game and got bonked as a joke?

>>29960667
I know too many examples in real life, my sister and my best friend are both incredibly talented singers and musicians (I'm an indie producer) and they're the most retarded people I know

>>29960456
disgusting

>>29960456
Go back to /soc/ anon.

What's /MANS/'s opinion on her?

>>29960651
It's okay Anon, I never shame a brother for being a virgin
Instead I blame women

>>29960813
I'll go there when I stop hating women.

>>29960888
>her

>>29959400
Clearly you have never followed english speaking menheras because I prefer this over the intentional baby talk any day

espsicallyy whenn,, thye inttnetiionnallyy tpye liek thiss!!!

>>29960888
I still need some futa fanart of >her, but I ain't paying people to draw lbait's OC

>>29960888
xer cute

>>29960888
>her
He is my boyfriend

>>29960888
Needs to do more mangas of the boys

>>29960888
She has a cute cock

>>29960667
>He thinks its keyfabe

>>29960888
I want to hatefuck her/their

>>29960888
Good Law rep, a little overshadowed by the chaosfag.

>>29960456
That's a lie, a true man never spoilertexts like a cowardly little faggot, women hates that shit

>>29960888
えろい。。。

>>29960888
>sweet smooth they/them boypussy..........

>>29960888
Great design wasted on an insufferable faggotroon

>>29955661
There's a certain Linus pc build collab video I want Vesper to see, but the odds of him seeing a message I send, deciding to watch it, and actually finding time to do it is incredibly unlikely.

>>29961752
Just post it here lmao

>>29955661

>>29957989
"Ahh, amogus?! Kimoooooi!"

>>29961572
>>29960987
>>29960993
>>29961012
>>29961127
all according to plan

>>29960888
10/10 design
0/10 execution

>>29960667
I think you're autistic

>>29961790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkWjvAc0jLQ
This video feels like when the smart kid gets paired up with the retarded kid. I feel like Vesper could get a laugh out of it.

does anyone else love the meme time capsule that is vesper? He was talking about "can it run crysis" today and all his references seem to be like that, decade old+ memes lol

ive just realized the reason ive enjoyed Fauna so much is her nerd outs over things in nerd culture like that one time she acted autistic over dnd 4e
she acted like a proto-brotuber.
in a sense she was the only thing available to the holopro sphere that wasnt japanese like fubuki or oga.
i think thats why i like uncle-Nowa so much. he provides the same experience as Fauna but more concentrated. more pure. raw if you will.
that's probably why theres such a big Fauna audience overlap.

>>29962165
is that no longer a thing?

>>29962284
It's super dated at this point especially considering anything can run crysis now

>>29962165
>can it run crysis
>decade old+ memes

>>29962284
FS2020 already took Crysis 3's place in being that one game to benchmark your supercomputer with

>>29962165
He truly is the scholar of Tempus.

>>29962500
>anything can run crysis now
hehe...y-yeah

>Checking the vod for uncle nowa.
I can't believe he gave me a homie kiss.

I missed the zatsudan and hunt showdown stream. How was it?

>>29962698
I'm listening to the zatsudan right now and it's pretty good

>>29962500
but the thing about Crysis is that it's not optimized for multi core usage, they made a bet on the future of CPUs and lost, so it still runs like shit on modern hardware, which makes it so the meme still works.

>>29962284
Crysis came out in 2007 but I feel people kept memeing it up to at least 2015 or so.

>>29962672
>tfw Altare called Axel on voice chat last night to tell him 'I love you bro' like three times
>Uncle Nowa gave me an air kiss

Why are these men so wholesome

getting old sucks so fucking much I'm gonna become a vtuber (don't care if I'm a 0 view) just to cope with that feeling

>>29962848
I like that Altare's open to telling the guys he loves them. The less stigma around that, the better

>>29960888
Would absolutely destroy xer _ussy

so are they going to be able to complete the rest of the game in 1 hour?

fucking hell im so behind on northernlion vods now

>>29963134
it should be another 3-4 streams

>>29963201
dammit

Since there are women here, what makes Magni so much more sexually appealing than the other guys to you all?

>>29962943
The fact that Altare is a reformed toxic gamer that actually managed to stop being a cock and reformed himself into being more patient and positive with his emotions is a really good development, I hope he continues to talk more about his experiences

I can completely understand why he gave up gaming for a while; when I'm playing a multiplayer game and I feel myself starting to get angry at my teammates I just turn the game off and go do something else.

>>29962874
if nowa made it, you have a chance man.

>>29963283
I want his asshole

mag... <3

>>29963308
Same. I used to be an awful person when I was playing Dota and have had to give that game up entirely.

>>29963283
His voice is hot and he seems to treat women like people. He's also a pussy and that's cute

>>29963283
Same reason guys want to fuck him-- because he's dumb and bullyable and a brat that needs correction.

>>29963283
i find all of them some kind of sexually appealing, but magni's level of pathetic weakness under his smug facade is really intoxicating

My adorable bratty boywife!

>>29963283
not trying too hard to be super masculine and being real with himself and his gay ass reactions are proof of it

wait a minute...
Are you all gay? Like every single one of you? I can't tell if you guys are joking about wanting to fuck them all.

>>29963503
I'm bi

>>29963503
no
I saved those magni drawings as a joke btw

>>29963283
His model is so fucking ugly, I don't get it.

>>29963503
>he doesn't know

>>29963432
I like how Magni started out as the drugged/forced/coercion tag on Nhentai and instead has become 'cocky dumb alchemist needs mag correction' and more likely to accidentally drop his love potion on himself

Meanwhile Altare started out cute soft boy uwu *pop pop* bog standard Niji tier fujobait and instead turned out a psychotic gigachad hero who will fuck everyone's wife with no condom because there's no protection from him

>>29963283
>very nice voice
>witty
>gap moe of being smug and bantery when confident and fucking stupid and adorable when panicking
>excellent design though gimped by awful model and rigging

>>29963503
im bi

>>29963677
The model is not really sexy except for the hands. He's attractive cause of his personality

>>29963503
this is a bislut general

>>29963283
This art.

In all seriousness, it's the gap moe between his deep voice and the shrieks he does when he's flustered. The most bullyable of them all

>>29963503
i only want to fuck one and thats not gay

>>29963503
it's not gay if it's magni

>>29963677
Personality carries the model, watching him act smug and scream like a girl is funny.

>>29951441
How would Vesper be a vampire if he uses Day Mod Twitter? Answer me that you crackpot theorists.

>>29963677
Me before magni debut : ugly ass model
Me after magni debut : ugly ass model god I want to fuck him

>>29964074
He's using sunglasses

>>29963727
i never could have expected it... i wasn't interested in magni when he was the assigned gen date rapist but making him the one much more likely to get raped was a brilliant move... the full appeal of kusogaki correction...

>>29964074
He just closes his eyes when using it, duh.

>>29964143
MAG FEET

>>29964074
To be fair, I have to use light mode Twitter because of severe astigmatism so it might be Vesper is the same way

I think it's cute that people are attracted to Nowa.

>>29964143
cute feet GOD DAMN IT GOD DAMN IT

do you guys also pause to share your experience on the topic out loud to nobody in particular when you're watching zatsu archives? it makes it so I always need around 2 hours to watch a 1h long archive. I need to stop doing this.

>>29964143
Purple and yellow is such a good combination

>>29964260
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

>>29964260

>>29964260
ToT

>>29964287
Easy with the homolust anon.

>>29964260
>he got targeted over and over again by the rape monster when no one else did
why... why did that happen...

>>29964260
BUILT FOR

>>29964295
sometimes I will act like I'm talking to nowa in his zatsudan but I don't pause it

Rather than Vesper, I want to see Altare play the LUCT remake so I can watch him become the Butcher of Golyat.

>>29957474
It’s nice to see my nui photos in /MANS/. I would love a Magni nui to bully, I’d put him in a pot on the floor.

>>29964295
looking forward to your EN2 debut

>>29964473
The smoker's are based and fellow maggots

>>29964700
that's smart, he moves on, you move on as well, no time wasted. I'll try that

>>29964818
I'm too embarrassed to even record an audition video, this would never happen even if I was qualified
but hey, if you ever see someone playing Sekiro on week one, that's probably me

>>29964143
>those fingers
Is he doing the cristal treatment?

>>29963503
I'm straight but I don't post here often, this place is slowly losing the magic

>>29965083
>>29964295
moe...

>>29951443
I just ride the falling sensation out, it's pretty relaxing. I do hate the random flinches though.

>>29964818
yes

I was thinking of getting one of those personalized dolls that you can buy clothes for but of Magni

>>29951443
its your brain not knowing if youre going to sleep or dying so to be safe it "shocks you"

>>29964295
Yes. I'm pretty young compared the most of the people here, so I grew up watching Let's Plays on youtube. I formed the habit of talking to myself when I'm alone and I can't get rid of it. Sometimes I pause for too long and I forget what was happening.

>Listening to Vesper's computer ASMR both made me realize how desperately I'm craving positive older male attention and turned me on as a straight man
I don't like this.

>>29965397
>straight
anon...

>>29965397
Go watch Marine 3D and come back here after

>built a pc ass naked on his kitchen floor in college
drawfags are gonna go crazy for this one

>>29965373
WAYTOOMAG

>>29965373
you are built for zatsu's anon...you should try streaming imo

>>29965373
Same, I used to narrate me making food

>>29963503
I've literally put my penis in a vagina so I'm the straightest one here

Jwu how were vespers zatsu and the collab with regis?

>>29965670
send proof

>>29965450
THEY BETTER

>>29965397
Vesper is like the cool Uncle who was barely older than me yet had his shit together 10x more than I do experience, for me

>>29965373
I picked up the habit of talking to myself out of nowhere like a year ago, it's honestly pretty fun

>>29965766
>finds talking to himself fun
schizochama....

>>29965567
My friends always say I'd do well as a streamer so I might give it a shot. It also helps that I'm pretty good at games
>>29965766
I've honestly considered doing a podcast on my own just to see how well it would do. Even if it fails, I'd still have a lot of fun.

>>29965734
How?!

>>29952241
I want these but with Magni's gloves instead

>>29965819
It's really fun you should try it anon

>>29965819
yeah it keeps your brain active, it's like fidgeting but instead of messing with some zoomer toy you get to have an internal monologue

>>29965819
>>29966014
It really is. It gives you something to do when you're alone.

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1553917939333857282
WTF is management fucking stupid?
There's no fucking benefit in moving it to Monday noon in Japan time

>>29965862
go back in time or something idk

>>29966107
It's either that or doggo fucked the timezones again

>>29966107
>Monday
WTF so how about Regis???

>>29966014
>>29966033
>>29966066
i used to talk to myself in order to organize my thoughts and keep myself occupied but i learned to keep it in my head when people started getting annoyed at me

>>29966165
Well if I'm going back in time it's for something useful like bringing back several pallets of keebler pizza chips

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