/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

love Gura shrimple as that

>>29876665

think about wife....
regret....

>>29876551
gura's ass is hot

>WAAAAAAH SHE IS NOT STREAMING :((((

shut the fuck up already you whiney faggots

so what is gura really doing? last time she streamed so little and was mum about things it led up to the off-collab arc, what surprises do we have laying in store this time around? Is she actually learning how to cook or is she still ordering out?

>>29876894
retard

what if gura is kill??

>>29876924
faggot

>>29876940
Not the first time, we're already on our second gura voice actress, this might be the third who needs to ease into streaming

>>29876894
This. I'm only here to fap to lewds, who cares if she ever streams. I'm glad I found someone who thinks the same!

>>29876973
bitch

>>29876894
I refuse to believe some anons here only watch Gura

>>29877060
nigger

My wife

>>29877136
Gura is the only streamer I REALLY like. Everyone else I watch is purely to kill time.

>>29876894
>>29877047
you retards aren't actual fans if you already forgot why everyone likes gura(hint it's her primary job)

>>29877136
Believe it because that's me. I used to watch JP chuubas but these days it's only Gura.

>>29877151
cocksucker

>>29877243
thirdworlder

you guys doin good? seems like there's a lot of turmoil in here

>>29877136
Watched mumei more than Goomba this month.

>>29877263
beaner

>>29877289
You can say that pretty much about anyone if you picked a random EN streamer, even Sana did more this month with her collab binge.

So /ggg/, during the SNOT off collab, who do you think is going to be better at the dog pet play? Because we know Gura and Mumei are going to be the ones who end up leashed and collared. One the one hand Mumei seems to have the bark down and no doubt will show up hairy as fuck where as Gura will be hairless below the neck, but Gura can use her legs, where as Mumei needs a wheel chair. Can Mumei still crawl correctly? I wonder if Fauna and Kronii will make the 2 Gura and Mumes try to put on make up so they can laugh at the middle school hooker chic

what's your favorite gura moment?

>>29877136
If I'm really bored I might watch another holo and there are few other streamers I watch sometimes, but Gura is the only one for who I'll go out of my way to catch every stream.

>>29877202
My post was sarcasm

>>29877332
Not bae though.

>>29877335
wait is the SNOT off collab confirmed?

Moona will be showing Gura alot of tough love

>>29877408
alot of tough love sounds scary, I prefer the love alot

What if the projects Gura has been working on turn out to be massively disappointing? How would you react?

>>29877498

>>29877498
I would be proud that she tried

>>29877498
If they were, Gura would just cancel them at last minute and we will never know

Moona is fat

>>29877498
laugh at the copebuds for believing that it was worth it

>>29877278
Everyone is just in a bad mood because we miss our wife

>>29877498
She'd toss a project before releasing anything disappointing (she's done it already)

>>29877361
nyamunyamunyamy

>>29877361
when she proposed to me

I'm in love with Gura!

>>29877498
Can't think of anything realistic it could be that would be worth days of silence but I just hope it's something that she enjoyed and it makes her happy.

>>29877498
>Projects turn out to be great
Kneel and be happy that Gura is back to streaming
>Projects turn out to be massively disappointing
Happy that Gura is back to streaming

>>29877498
Say what I always say.
No song/cameo/MV will ever be worth multiple streams.
Gura is not lazy, her priorities are just misaligned.

>>29877526
yeah, that fat? all me

Reminder, no stream today. She is resting her voice.
>b-but Gura doesn't do much!
Gura's been letting us know how long she's working with her early morning and late night Tweets (Letting us know she started and finished her work).

my gura levels....they're almost empty....need gura....miss gura....

>>29877656
I think she kinda just stopped enjoying streaming this year.

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1458987827446829094?s=20&t=PMeNfidGxxEVe9NKgTzD9g
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1458987827446829094?s=20&t=PMeNfidGxxEVe9NKgTzD9g
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1458987827446829094?s=20&t=PMeNfidGxxEVe9NKgTzD9g

>>29877361
The loli cunny moment

>>29877656
Gura's going to compare herself to her senpais and want to do these things anyway. Too bad. I want her to grow as an idol too. If you can't handle her needing more time for idol duties then stop being a NEET

Remember all the optimism after the maid stream? Haha....

Imagine pulling out of Gura's vise grip child pussy, her tiny cunny lips trying their best to keep you in

Where's the schizo who keeps track of what her friends are playing to help us out with her schedule?

>>29877829
She knew she would be busy so she had to lovebomb us good.

>>29877851
Why do you want more schizos here?

>>29877829
I am literally still happy from that stream. There's a chance I'll be happy for the rest of my life because of that stream

>>29877742
"loots ur cave" means "Massages my prostate" btw

>>29877851
Fauna mario kart collab I beleeb

>>29877851
How would schizo delusions help us out with her schedule?

>>29877361

>>29877940
Whether she's busy playing games off stream or will stream today
>>29877930
Ame and Kiara both already confirmed the participants and gura isn't one of them sadly. It's weird cuz i thought she'd jump at the chance to play mario kart

>>29877829
>starts hitting us with love bomb after love bomb
>"huuhh who dis where's the real gura!?!"
>love bombs cease
You faggots did this

>>29877361
There's a lot to pick from, but honestly the day shark pissy cunny become canon might be at the top of the list.

>>29877851
He probably got banned last night on /b/ or something, if they kept going after I went to bed. I know being retarded isn't bannable outright but when the mods get sick enough of you anything is game.

>>29878068
The last thread on /b/ got 404d so yeah, he's most likely banned

>>29877851
>>29878027
You mean the guy that has been consistently wrong?

>>29878068
Not that unhinged one, one of the milder ones who just lets us know if they're playing games on discord or not

>>29878027
Again, his schizo delusions do not actually give us any of that information

>>29877361
Yes.

>>29878128
You miss that guy?

>>29877361
maid roleplay stream which was basically one step away from actual porn

I miss her, but I'll be strong for my wife...

>>29877361
I have the memory recall of a duck so I can't actually remember moments from more than a week out. I wish my brain wasn't like this.

>>29878128
Gura's discord status has been private for a very long time so knowing what her friends are playing is pretty much useless unless you want to convince yourself that she's playing with them

>>29878228
Compared to the others, maybe? That one usually just posts playtime/status of a man he cannot stop thinking about and then fucks off. The others never, ever stop posting.

>>29877930
I hope not, she'd just use that as an excuse not to stream.

>>29878228
I just wanna know what's going on even if there's only a 10% chance of it being right.

>>29878128
We don’t have anyone like that in this thread

>>29877361
>Do you want a dinner? A bath? Or... me?

>>29878367
after all the brithday shitpost proved them wronger rhan ever?

Chances of her appearing in mumei's vr stream with ame as the camera operator?

>>29878367
So I could just make literally anything up and you'd want to read it in case I might possibly be telling the truth?

>>29878367
I think you need to get some fresh air homie. You're asking for schizos to feed you rrats as cope

>>29878367
You'd rather believe some rando than just reading the member post?
Well I can't judge you I suppose

I have created my own Gura tulpa. I have ascended above you commonfolk.

>>29878452
At this point yea, the SNOT offcolab rrat is copium I'm willing to inhale.
>>29878461
Just recordings doesn't mean she can't stream, something else must be taking up her time

>>29877829
still riding it, honestly after the rp and all those sweet updates I'm willing to wait for her

>>29877361
https://streamable.com/mkzdmu

>>29877829
I never believed in that for a second, it was a last ditch effort from her to stop people from letting their memberships expire.

>>29878425
Nil. None. Zero.

I will never stop believing in Gooba!

>>29878510
idk if you held a job before but you don't work all day when you have a job. gura doesn't have to do that to herself for you when she's already wildly successful and able to leave at any time

>>29878588
why? it's not her first time she's appeared in a VR stream as someone not expected(see dance practice with ame/kiara where she was actually the egg)

>>29878510
Gura just has absolutely horrible time management which, combined with her autism, results in sadness

>>29878505
Any tips on creating a gurulpa chumchad?

>>29878510
because she fucked up her sleep for those recordings, so what is a couple hours if they were recordings at a sane time is now gura being completely drained of energy for the whole day

>>29878612
Yes but gura told us that this amount of streaming is unusual even for her so she's self aware that she'd normally be streaming more, no one's asking her to be the korone or kaela of EN in streaming

>>29878606
I believe she exists!

>>29878584
>last ditch effort
You say that as though there’s a mass exodus despite her posts getting the most likes they’ve gotten since January

>>29878717
There hasn't been yet because she dumped maid rp before an entire month without membership stream happened

>>29877656
you can always go to twitch if you just want to watch a streamer play games and talk to chat, hololive is for idols

>>29878717
anyone going "durr she's giga declining" is just an anti to be ignored really

>>29878695
Right, and recording sessions usually take longer than 3 hours like a standard stream. So what's the problem

>>29878785
Other holos record too, it doesn't take up your entire day/week

>>29878784
Gura's growth is actually accelerating right now, including her memberships. 98% of viewers don't give as much of a shit as people here how consistent she is streaming or what's going on behind the scenes. As long as Gura shows her viewers she's an entertaining streamer they'll keep coming back.

>>29878775
People stayed membered to Sana despite getting actual nothing for months, you vastly overestimate how much people leave memberships for month to month things. Especially in a world where people sub to twitch streamers where the only benefit you get is emotes

>>29878903
Gura is retarded anon... of course shes slow

>>29878903
Check the post I'm replying to, we already know she's slow at this stuff

>>29878903
I dunno, for example aqua or suisei usually stream even less than gura when up in idol projects

>>29878647
>>29878693
>Terrible time management
>le tired
Well at least you admit the whole "busy" excuse is bs and it's her that's the problem here

kronii and bae stream at 8pm btw
definitely no stream today

>>29877136
I only watch Gura but I just go do other stuff if she isn't streaming.

>>29879130
oh so you're not gonna call her a liar anymore?

>>29879162
the next stream is a member's stream so you should expect a frame for 6pm not 8pm

>>29877136
out of vtubing, yeah kinda at least she's the only one I caught live, it's mostly vods (usually while doing stuff) and clips for the others

>>29878776
NTA and weird twitch arguments aside, I never really understood how people can follow and be in love with traditional idols the same way the concept is applied to vtubers. If the person is in a musical group and they do concerts and albums and maybe are on a variety show occasionally, how would you get to know their personality? Or become attached to them in any way? It's streams and chat which make that possible, so regular idols never seemed to have the same appeal to me. Not that I don't want to see Gura do those things, because I definitely do, it'll just never be the main reason I'm here.

>>29877136
I watched ina yesterday and it was fun

>>29879130
>whole "busy" excuse is bs
eh, she's busy but also gura can't into big workloads, kinda wish she did but at this point all I hope is that her work will be really good

>>29879225
>"I'm soooo busy!"
>"Actually it because I'm incapable of managing time properly and use any excuse not to stream!"
I mean, it pretty much is a lie.

>>29879130
She is busy and also has terrible time management.
These are not mutually exclusive.

>>29879262
TV talkshows and interviews, i suppose

>>29879337
Technically shes busy struggling with the workload

>>29879336
Agreed.
Yea shes busy but shes also incredibly lazy.
Those two things mix poorly.

>>29879337
Except she's not literally saying she's busy, has said how she can focus only on one thing at a time many times, and isn't retarded enough of an entertainer to talk down about herself like some blatant sympathy baiter.

She's not busy. She has a small workload and shs intenionally manages it in a way that "prevents" her from streaming.
Any other interpretation requires to contort yourself in a pretzel trying to explsin where all the results have dissappeared to.

>>29879162
how is that related?

>>29879537
I LOVE YOU GURA

>>29879579
Gura always avoids overlapping

>>29879609
how new ?

>>29879537
retard
faggot
nigger

>>29879262
The mind fills in the blanks, you could say. I'm sure you've seen posts saying we're seeing things that aren't there, just imagining her or the others as we want them to be and not how they actually are, but the idol/celebrity thing is the original. I think the streaming bit, where you actually get to see alot of what someone is like, was the missing link that hooked so many of us who were detached from it before.

>>29879262
>>29879394
Regular idols do streams now too, the days of interviews and variety/tv shows is kinda dead, all the korean idols do lives(streams) on something called Vlive.

>>29879643
go ahead and show me the handful of streams where she overlapped

>>29879609
??? that was only true for like a month of myth starting out. overlapping is only avoided for big stuff like birthdays/special council stream/tempus debuts

>>29879336
>>29879354
>>29879406
>>29879420
Then she should outright admit that the lack of streams is because of her terrible time management and finding any excuse to not stream. Many Chumbuds genuinely believe that this is because she's so much busier than everyone else that it forces this drought of streams when that just simply isn't true.

>>29879738
She isn't going to outright admit that, how many holos are honest about their faults? I can count em on one hand

>>29879738
what is so hard to understand that she takes more time to record and be happy with project? she doesn't have the energy to be watame, and i'm okay with that

>>29879738
>when that just simply isn't true.
You have no proof of this other then the voices in your head. We have her word. If you want to believe she's lazy bitch, then by all means I won't stop you, but stop being a obnoxious faggot trying to get others to think like you.

>>29879738
I don disagree but she would never admit and she really doesnt have that much of a reason to.

>>29879738
I don't think shes used to hard work in general, what may seem light to us may be heavy for her.

>>29879738
When Gura says she's busy I don't think that means she's busy compared to everyone, and you're a retard for thinking that I would. I assume she means she's busy relative to her own usual activity, based on only her own judgement, which is usually what someone means when they say they're busy. Obviously.

>>29879738
>because she's so much busier than everyone else
why compare? she's busy by her standards, that's what matters also until we see the results we can't wage how busy she really is, I'm not delusional enough to say she has mori level workloads or something but she might be still more busy than plenty of ENs right now

>>29879876
NTA but her being lazy =/= her being a lazy bitch
You are just deflecting his feeings into insults to make yourself feel better and all this does is make you look stupid.
Gura IS lazy. That is a fact of life. Tons of people are lazy and sometimes it just is what it is.

>>29877361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0UaLsCUm0
This one

>>29879838
It's not a hololive problem, it's a problem with women. Rarely will you find that women are ever honest about their shortcomings.

>>29879943
How is someone who works on multiple big projects lazy?

I sure hope you dont feed your gawrloid tap water like this, they live longer and produce MUCH higher quality milk when they aren't constantly being pumped with fluoride and shit. Jews fear the clean water gawrloid farmer.

>>29879943
Try to use your words then anon. Lazy is typically used as an insult.

>>29879943
>Gura IS lazy. That is a fact of life.
Just fuck off retard.

>>29880015
Nice, I'll keep that in mind.

>>29879974
wtf why did I laughed at this shit

>>29880015
why are you pinching its nutsack?

>>29876894
>has only streamed 11 times since her birthday
Based shahahahaork raking in those membership fees. Make sure you keep paying or else you might miss a stream.

>>29880006
Big projects like? At the end of the day most holo project stuff is commissioned out to other people.(Kanaru and gang) while the most the talent will contribute is a recording of their voice or art if they're god tier artist like Ina

>>29880015
My Garloid yields have been shit this year. Maybe my milking technique is off.

>>29876905
She "helped sana with her graduation video". And now she's "preparing a surprise for mumei's birthday". I assume these are the eventual excuses people will say. The actual answer is that her finances are on autopilot and she can afford to live in neetxury.

>>29880073
It's grim when you put it like that. July was supposed to be better she said...

>>29880082
so? you are basically admitting that you are just assuming shit without having any clue what actually is going on

>>29877451
>age 27
>lily
>shows a man

>>29880015

>>29880082
See Suisei and Aqua's project. Oh yeah she's working on UmiSEA too right now.

>>29879738
I could never fault my wife for having terrible time/work management skills compared to her colleagues because I am exactly the same (in fact I'm supposed to be working right now). Anyways, management should just accept this fact already and give her less work to accommodate.

>>29880112
So my rrat about her helping with mumei's concert and being at ame's place is plausible? Hell, maybe she even recorded a duo song with mumei

Why is this faggot acting as if Gura not having the same stamina and work efficiency as her JP senpai is something new? Hell Gura herself admitted herself she doesn't really stream as much compared to others during the members stream. This has always been the case since the beginning and I fully believe her when she says she's more busy than usual. Hell signing the merch alone is a monumental task that even JPs like Mikochi struggle with and Mikochi will work herself to the bone.

I love my wife!

>>29880032
Also NTA and I don't disagree but pretending people are calling her a bitch is just retarded. All you are doing is trying to make yourself feel better by acting like people are shitting on her way more than they actually are

>>29880129
She said that when she did not know that her cancelled project got uncancelled

>>29880073
>11 times
are you just swiping the 6 offcollabs streams she was under the rug?

>>29880144
her skills aren't those of an artist or animator, there's only so much you can be busy with when it comes to working on projects.

>>29877498
i'll just silently ignore it

>>29880157
what the actual fuck is that?

>>29880210
She said that would take 2 more weeks to complete but we're long past that point.

>>29880052
because its funny eslbud

>>29880218
>>29880144

are you guys looking forward to tempus collabs?

>>29880216
If it's not on her channel it's not her stream.

>>29880259
She also has other ongoing projects. Then Umisea got added. Then recording for Sanas graduation stream. Are you grey or something?

>>29880277
It's a safe assumption that she suddenly isn't drawing loads of art or started animating shit anon

>>29880256
>he doesn't know what a gawrloid is

GURA SAY SOMETHING I'M RUNNING OUT OF COPIUM

>>29880156
This might possibly be the lowest quality Lily bait I have ever seen

>>29880259
2 weeks begin after 2 weeks end, silly.

>>29880280
won't happen ever

>>29880347
Ah yes, a song recorded at home for Sana's graduation, something she can bust out in an hour if she wanted to be a perfectionist. The rest of EN contributed too you know.

>>29880112
UMISea
Gacha shill cover
Big project greenlit
Crunchyroll panels and interviews

am I missing anything? all of these have overhead and paperwork going back and forth with Gura to her managers to her managers bosses. If you've worked an office job you'd know how bad this overhead can be and you're usually waiting around for responses. The fact they work in different languages and different timezones makes it even worse.

>>29880164
>management should just accept this fact already and give her less work to accommodate.
I actually do agree with that, I just wish Gura would be upfront about not being able to do all of this, then maybe she'd get less.

Anyone have that animation of fucking Gura from the front with sound?

>>29880376
sowmewtwing

>>29877705
>she's working with her early morning and late night Tweets
source about that, last tweet wasn just saying don don. No members no nothing. I don't care last member post that was few days ago. I WANT EXPLANATION RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But of coure we already know she is gonna play the collab with Fauna tomorrow Fortnite, not stream on thurdays because Mumei BD and 0 streams next 2 days because expo and sunday is sponsor stream with english cover intro, but after that what??? another excuse of working another month about big things that I don't care at all because i want her to do streams.
So my question is: WHEN THIS EXCUSE GONNA STOP ALREADY OR WE ARE GONNA GET "I'M DOING SOMETHING BIG" EXCUSE AGAIN??
Is august already, can cover just FUCK OFF AND LET HER STREAM like she always did before July????????

>>29880360
>assumption
yes, thanks i already know that you do not know jack shit
just stop already its getting embarrassing

>>29880259
she said that in jul 14 so it's really been like 3 weeks since

>>29880421
1 and 4 she doesn't have much say in but she agreed to the gacha shill. They all get to turn down or agree sponsors.

>>29880347
>grey
*laugh track*

>>29880448
lol

>>29880448
The fortnite participants were confirmed by Ame and gura wasn't on the list.

>>29880317
first, that's retarded, second you're still not counting the 2 karas because you don't have a vod? that's even more retarded

>>29880448
look at this autistic brown person

>>29880421
And all of that will materialize in 2 more weeks.

>>29880417
>Recordings only take a hour
I really hope you're pretending to be retarded

>>29880430
She's very conflict averse, it'd take a lot of pent up frustration for her to get to that point

>>29880448
Check out this gray faggot who doesn't know what gura is doing.

>>29880421
She said she's learning new songs for karaoke. She might be planning collabs with ID for Minecraft. I also bet she is working on stuff we don't know about

>>29880570
It wasn't an official studio release retard, Yes that's how long a song for someone's birthday takes.

>>29880570
you are retarded if you think guras song for sana took longer than 1h

Hey guys stream today? Oh…

Gura's hag mom streaming soon! Will you watch?

>>29880608
How long does it take you to memorize a song and sing it well enough that you're happy for thousands to hear it?

you will regret being a non-believer when our shark queen returns and showers the true believers in love
It's not too late to change your ways. Belieb in Goob.

>>29880536
So no gura stream until sunday and then no stream until next month great.
HEY GURA CHANGE YOU TITLE WITH GAWR "I DON'T STREAM" GURA: SHARK IDOL WHO DON'T STREAM AT ALL AND MAKE LAME EXCUSE EVERYTIME

>>29880488
>they can turn down sponsors
I feel like you've never actually had a job before, even more so one where you are basically the most important employee

>>29880677
Given that she does it all the time for Karaoke with 10s of songs, not that long, she isn't some pleb

>>29880684
uh oh seamonky angrey UHUHUHOHOHOHO

Weakbuds...

GURA WON'T STREAM EVER AGAIN!!! HER LAST STREAM WAS MINECRAFT WITH KAYLA!!!! YOU'VE READ IT HERE FIRST!!!
SHARK LAZY!!!

>>29880675
I don't like what Ina's playing (PSO), she just has to do it because she is featured in the game. And I'm not a Fauna member either, so Kaela is the only option (and not a bad one, to be clear).

>>29880687
It's not about having a job you retard, multiple holos have confirmed that they get the choice to accept or refuse sponsors which is why you'll see Kiara picking up jrpg sponsors or the ones that like anime/manga picking up those bookwalker sponsors.

>>29880727
When was the last time she sang the song in Sana's last video?

>>29880687
a lot of holos have already said it's optional, ina already said sponsors are decide like months prior and that's when gura thought july and august would be project free so it's more of a case of her being unlucky

>>29880790
when she recorded it

>all these seething gray names

>>29880608
>>29880635
It doesn't need to be official for recordings to take a long time. Recordings are not like Karaokes. They need to be take and retaken to make sure they sync up with other people who are apart of the song. You dip shits talk like you've done this shit yourselves

>>29880488
>They all get to turn down or agree sponsors.
You are literally retarded if you believe this.
She shills her ass off for "favors" and still cant get a daki for literally no reason?
Please kill yourself.

>>29880848
the mixer makes sure they sync up retardchama...

>>29880790
>he doesn't remember
Watch streams sometime.

is there a site that tracks when gura is live? I have a theory to test.

you literally never change

>>29880788
>>29880813
"optional"
yea ok.... see >>29880857

>>29880762
I prefer her before this sponsors crap start- They chain her completely about not give any stream since july excep last month was just 9 streams?. i supossed every month is gonna get worst and worst.
Gura pls fuck off covers with the sponsors, i just want you to stream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>29880857
I don't need to believe
see >>29880813
Shilling means she gets money, it's not a favor you retard it has nothing to do with daki being a thing or not.

>>29880910
just add no streams for months this time.

>>29880848
>with other people who are apart of the song but still stream regularly because they don't loathe their job as bad as gura does*

>>29880788
>>29880813
>>29880970
Gura isnt other Holos... >we all know every single one of them follows different rules
Im sure the powerwash sim arc is enough proof to show you that Gura is treated different than literally everyone else.

>>29880910
Personally I'm always kneeling, not sure about the rest of the faithless weakbuds

>>29880905
no chickenfaggot fuck off

>>29880570
the stuff that she cranks out without trying seems to turn out vastly better than the stuff that she agonizes over for months and overcooks. hopefully we can get that hour down to like 15 or 20 minutes and then it should be gold

Thanks buds I wasn't sure what Gura was up to bud I see she's busy with the UMISea and other stuff. Time to do reps.

>>29881027
she literally streamed 3 days ago

>>29880905
>gura
>live
kek

>>29881048
Based and same desu

I just hope this didn't happen:
She will get her Daki but cover make her to do a lot sponsorships just to get that.

>>29881094
and the time before that?

>>29877361
>whats a buttfor?

>>29881136
She does sponsors to get anything she wants and she still cant get that.

>>29881142
4 days ago

>>29880910
Let me out of this timeloop already, Gura...

>>29881066

>>29880775
Kaela isn't an option for me, her ID accent filters me hard. gotta waste time until kronii and bae digimon survive then hope for gura on mumei's vr stream

>>29880905
...Youtube, maybe? What do you mean by this?

>>29881168
thats a lie

>>29881198
>Kaela isn't an option for me
>watches trans fluid clock and australian
fuck off please....

>>29881198
>mumei's vr stream
is apex now

Okay, so Gura can go a month without posting a schedule. Surely she can't do it for 2 months in a row?

>>29881198
VR has been moved to next week, it's Mumelia Apex for tonight. And there's always VOD reps if you don't like Kaela I guess

>>29881258
Seems like I triggered the Seaschizo, sorry but I don't like your indonesian accent. Kronii sounds pleasant to most people's ears, not that I'd expect you to understand.

>>29881251
are you retarded? rust was 4 days before the last stream

>he's not a tier 3 chumbud watching Gura's private stream

lol

>>29881124
Gura?

>>29880675
No but she has my spiritual support

>>29881277
>>29881306
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THERE GOES HOPE FOR A SURPRISE GURA EGG APPEARANCE

>>29881331
Tier 3 is invite only so I don't blame them

>>29881314
Seems like I triggered the Seaschizo, sorry but I don't like your australian accent. Kaela sounds pleasant to most people's ears, not that I'd expect you to understand.

>>29881168
>if I lie it'll make gura love me more
7 days ago. July 26th

>>29880910
>Only ten streams last month
>Barely over 10 the month before
I think saying she's "streams less often" is an understatement

>>29881295
>okay so gura can go three months without a schedule but surely in october she'll get her act together

>>29881382
>kronii
>australian accent
what

>>29881423
Holy ESL.....
Bae you stupid SEAnigger

>>29881295
what are you talking about? schedules aren't coming back. We had one because it was her birthday week. She doesn't even stream for two consecutive days anymore

>>29881295
>Surely she can't do it for 2 months in a row?

So are you guys complaining going to do anything other than complain here?

>>29881243
I want to see her uptimes and stats and stuff. I figured there would be at least one schizo who tracks that here. People do it in the general I frequent..

>>29881399
And "no streams for a month" is somehow not a lie?

>>29881382
>australian accent.
>Kroni
anon...

>>29881449
ok but >>29881314 was talking about Kronii and neither are ID accents?

>>29881399
retard>>29881325

>>29881449
You responded to a post mentioning Kronii by name, you inbred mongolian.

>>29881423
holy ESL....

>>29881487
>>29881258
read nigger read

Please call me ESL.

>>29881456
She can if we call anyone who asks for a schedule a schizo! Congrats for enabling this shit.

>>29881492
Holy ESL.....

I just know that Gura is gonna hit us with a big love bomb tomorrow. I'm really looking forward to it.

>>29881492
Holy ESL....

>>29881542
>Congrats for enabling this shit.
she is not /here" schizo

>>29881563
>>29881566
Now kiss

>>29881372
>>29881306
My new rrat is that Gura was too busy/tummy hort to operate the camera in VR today so they had to cancel, why else would they still be able to play apex together?

>>29881564
are you worried?

>>29881466
At the risk of letting you indulge some schizo theory, just use hololyzer. It tracks when the stream goes live and ends, though it might use JST.

>>29881594
*chuuuu*
>>29881566

Who is this Holy ESL I always hear about?

Reminder that you only gain by ignoring and hiding obvious shitposters and instead talking about Gura

>>29881618
>At the risk of letting you indulge some schizo theory
thanks anon

>>29881591
>lets just ignore all the evidence that she might be /here/. You fags say she's /here/ when she throws down some joke when it's convenient for you but then you walk back on it when people post criticism in case she's /here/

>>29881636
it's me actually

>>29881599
I can see Mumei having tech issues, she got a lot better at it since debut but she's still not great

>>29881636
yea me

>>29881651
They won't since they are bored + Gura likes taking bait right in front of her.

>>29881564
she will when she needs some more money to milk all the paypigs

>>29880910
WITH ME

>>29881665
If you're the actual Selennigger I don't see the harm, honestly. Not like you're going to stop shitposting either way.

Its funny how you faggots keep timelooping every single time when she does not stream for a few days, posting meaningless rants and whiney shit that will get archived at some point and nobody will ever care about ever again. Then she returns and everything is alright again. Rinse and repeat.

>>29881665
>>29881466
Fuck off with your niji faces. Not welcome here.

>>29881669
>You fags say...
No, I didn't.

>>29881651
No you see. Bitching about people talking about Kaela grinding for Gura's quartz is good and calling Gura a lazy retarded and talking about how much you hate other Holos is bad.

>>29881669
she's not here when she knows people are going to be complaining. just like how she uses twitter she checks this place maybe 5 minutes a day at most. she's not checking it today since she's on a break day

>>29881466
Why are pomodachi criticizing gura? Pomo sucks.

>>29881669
M.E.D.S.

>>29881721
What else are we meant to on a discussion board on a general about a streamer that doesn't stream? Suck each other's cocks?

>>29881717
kek

>>29881636
Schizo Pope

>>29881564
She's too busy with work, retard. You'd know this if you were a member.

>>29881759
or is it calling Gura a lazy bitch is good.... idk it depends on how many retards fall for "thread culture" shit and act like this is way better than some guy asking what games other chumbies are playing.

>>29881784
Ideally this general shouldn't exist during dead hours

>>29881669
If I was Gura and was /here/ I would not stream on purpose to spite you niggers

>>29881606
No, I feel a weird sense of relief and excitement. I am going to will the love bomb tomorrow into existence. Thank me later.

>>29881833
she's just mad we know about the secret you know

>>29881784
She literally streamed 3 days ago

Dance for me you monkeys

>>29881815
Speaking of,
What games are you playing chubmies?

>>29881832
True but I guess it's an outlet for frustration for a lot of chumbuds, by a lot I mean like 58 asylum patients.

I hope she gets a lot of money from all the upcoming events and then graduates so I can forget her forever. I'm tired of waiting for her and worrying about her all the time.

>>29881893
Slime Rancher
Never played it and the 2nd one is coming out soon so I figured id finally give it a go.

>>29881914
nobody cares about you so go and die in a ditch

>>29881889
there's nothing left to discuss about that stream and there's been three days of threads since then.

>>29881814
That was 3 days ago. And she said she was practicing for a member karaoke and also she said she has a little tiny itty bitty something for us very soon. BELIEVE.

>>29881914
Maybe she'll return to casually streaming as HER if that happens. That'd be dope.

>>29881832
I'd miss fellow chumbies if /ggg/ wasn't there. And not having a 24/7 general feels like giving up

>>29881893
replaying twilight princess because it's genuinely my favorite zelda game

>>29881969
ye it was the don don don tweet she was working on for us

>59 IPs
>336 replies

>>29881969
The little thing was her don don twitter post. That's it.
>>29882038
Hi Altare!

>Claim they love Gura
>"Where is she why doesn't she stream, she's lazy and her projects aren't worth the wait, other chuubas stream"
>Gura comes back
>I love you sharky
It's always the same people and they're from the D*scord. They use this thread to whine but we all know who they are.

>>29882056
standard day in /ggg/ desu

I HAVE AN HONEST INQUIRY TO MAKE
Have you all started muttering every variation of gooruh's name under your breath while your living your day to day?
i honestly cant seem to stop it, people have already me whispering "goobus, gawrus, gwistoh," and giggling
or is it just me? am i insane now or what

>>29881893
WoW TBC classic
Dont judge me I gotta level some toons for wotlk

She said
>I have a couple more sessions coming
This is why she does not stream

>>29881893
Think I'll start XB3 today, now that the resolution mod is out. Thank god for emulators.
>>29882038
It's probably a favorite for me as far as the actual game goes, but they phoned in the music so hard that I can't put it up top.

>>29882135
>they phoned in the music so hard
I genuinely have no idea what you mean by this, the soundtrack is one of the best parts

>>29882079
they do it because they think she's /here/. in reality gura is here maybe 5 minutes at most after she's had a good stream. she definitely doesn't come here when she knows shitposting is gonna be happening

>>29882134
Do not bother. You are arguing with greyniggers, threadshitters, schizos and antis.
>>29882056
is all you need to know

>>29882070
>The little thing was her don don twitter post.
kek
I wonder how much time she spent preparing this

>>29882192
You're as schizo as them if you believe your own 5 minute delusion

>>29882135
I want to play XB3 but I sitll havent beaten 2 so... i probably wont.
Also if you want to talk about shit music in Zelda talk about BOTW and its fucking bleep bloop bloop beep soundtrack

>>29882230
you're saying gura is here more than twitter?

>>29882185
Forgive me, then, because I've had this argument for years and I already know my autism is probably the issue but I can't stop the reflexive 'IT'S SHIT' from coming out every time I touch a keyboard.

I think Gura has the same definition of Soon™ that some game companies and anime produces do. I'm really wondering what that "little itty bitty tiny something" she mentioned 8 days ago is.

>>29882052
>>29882070
SHUT UP NON-BELIEVERS, YOU WILL KNEEL TOMORROW

>>29882286
It was nothing.
Thats how tiny it was.

You niggas seriously believe Gura is /here/? When most of the time she's not even on her own Youtube channel?????

>>29882079
Speaking of, I know some of you are here and will make these same posts again
>>28739032
>>28747464
>>28747634
>>28753929

>>29882088
I mean, even if others did it also that just means all of you are getting a bit loose in the skull

>>29882230
Sorry she didn't see all your shitposts.

>>29882286
im guessing member kara

>>29881893
None because games are retarded.

>be busy making stuff for your chumbies
>they call you lazy
Poor Gura...

Hey guys so someone told me to use hololyzer but I can't read japanese (act surprised) and I was wondering if you could point me towards an english site.

>>29881893
Subnautica below zero
I was walking around an island and got my feet stuck in a crevice and froze to death.

is goop goop stweamin tonite

>>29882388
kill yourself

>>29882388
I am not at all surprised you're this retarded, so the last thing I'll say on this is that whatever rrat you're trying to prove isn't going to be proven by stream times. She's very consistent about those.

She totally opened the nendo already, hasn't she?

>>29882134
Meanwhile mori does fucking concerts, produces way more music and content but still has time to stream

>>29882088
Based post no I haven't but insanity isn't a bad thing as long as you aren't a tranny or a gay.

>>29881893
Legends of Runeterra. Better than Hearthstone/MTGA and it's easy to get all the cards for free

>>29882482
>thinking gooba has the self control to wait this long

>>29882379
I believe in Gura, I may be the last sanebud left

What is she recording?

>>29882286
my penis

>>29882529
A sex tape with me.

>>29882501
And it's all terrible. Watame is a better example. No one expects Gura of all people to be Watame, so stop using this excuse. Why can't Aqua and Suisei stream more then?

>>29882529
We don't know.

>>29882501
Damn, I forgot that Gura has a indyrapper career that makes are able to do all that shit fast and easy as hell

>>29882579
>Why can't Aqua and Suisei stream more then?
Aqua is incredibly lazy and hates streaming and Suisei was never marketed as a streamer and really hasnt ever been one. Shes a song artist that happens to stream sometimes.

Why are you guys so bent on her streaming when she's been streaming into my mouth everyday?

>>29882529
JOI aka jack off instructions

>>29882527
You're not alone, friend.

Shark facts...

>>29882651
this is just turning into a reddit tier "fbi open up" meme now.

>>29882692
Same with the streaming complaints.

>>29882641
Whats wrong with being lazy anon, you one of them religious guys?

>>29882088
If I'm feeling emotional I might whisper or think "gura, gura, gura..." to myself for a while, but usually this is only in bed with my daki

>>29882641
Irys is also a Vsinger but streamed as much as a regular talent. Now she has to record songs and also has to take many breaks. This just shows how time consuming recording shit is.

>>29882529
A second person avant-garde indie arthouse film of herself pissing into my mouth

>>29882651
It's the only bait that works this well since buds actually want her to stream more. That's why you can't concern post here since shitposters will turn it into doom posting.

>>29882336
that's my point retard

>>29882761
IRyS was marketed as both though....
Recording doesnt take that much time my dude.

>>29882783
oh you're even more delusional than i thought

Gura I know you're reading this.
I will always beliebe.

are there any extremely popular male streamers whose names start with S and stopped streaming 2 or 3 months ago?

>>29882579
>>29882637
Pure cope. Reflect was garbage and uhhhh what else has gura made? But ohhh it’s coming sure. She should stream in the meantime but nah

>>29882826
>IRyS was marketed as both though
not really
>Recording doesnt take that much time my dude.
It absolutely does

>>29882529
The very first HoloMyth AV

using Mori as comparison? reminder that she
>live in japan, same timezone with cover higher ups
>own her own recording studio
>have easy access to studio
>have bazillion musical colleague

>>29882826
Gura spend more than an hour writing tweets and posting her monster drink YouTube chat comment. Why do you think she'll be as fast/efficient as the other Holomem at everything else?

HEY LAZY BITCH. THROW US A FUCKIN BONE.

why is the thread so fast this week

>>29882848
? my point is we don't know if she's /here/ or /here/ for 5 minutes retard. I'm not deluded into believing anything.

>>29882935
>>29882877

>>29882881
you are a threadshitter so your opinion does not matter

>>29882896
Mori produces content even in America kek

>>29882896
also she's assertive and hungry for money unlike gura

Lazy shark bitch do your streaming reps

>>29882952
You’re coping hard. Enjoy the stream tonig- kek

>>29882881
retard

Weakbuds should learn some endurance from Nakirigumi. Shitposters should die.

>>29882937
people see fast thread = they jump in to shitpost to make it faster. repeat

>>29882922
I dont.
I never said she would be.
I never implied she would be.
All im saying is Gura is Gura and other members are other members and to compare her to Aqua but not Watame because ??????? is retarded.

>>29882286
>>29881969
There is no little something. It was a lie and she fully intends for you to forget it eventually.
In a week you'll have retconned it into being the member's karaoke if that even happens.
In fact you'll probably do that even if it doesn't. "It was the meant to be the karaoke but it fell through". I can already see it.
>>29882134
>couple sessions
>at least 3 days off

>>29883004
>coping
keep using your buzzwords and ignore absolute plausible explanations like>>29882637 and >>29882896

wow thats a lot of posts that someone's going to report for trolling

>>29883059
Holy copium. I feel bad for chumbuds that don't have other oshis to watch on the side. Clearly you've all went into mass delirium.

>>29883038
Holy shit this schizo is still at it

off topic but why don't women ever date down? kinda weird

>>29883107
fuck off back to /pol/

>>29883089
Carefully explain to me how the arguments presented are not totally valid