/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>29870063
Go back to r*ddit

>>29870063
>Zoomers find this scary

*rapes you*

>>29870063
The joke is dead bro
Why are you forcing this everday?

>>29870286
Everything else on here are general threads, schizzo rats, and dramafaggotry.

>>29870422
You aren't helping either.

>>29870286
to get featured on vt_kek and receive updoot dopamine.

>>29870567
Don't like it? Make your own thread. Contribute to the constant wave of paranoia and petty drama. I wonder sometimes if you people actually like vtubers, there's only so many times you can call them whores who should graduate and then go "muh shitposting its not serious :("

migoposter, help us...

>>29870607
>EVERY THREAD I DON'T LIKE IS CONTAINMENT BREACHING
Hey pal, your newfag is showing.

>>29870063
>Playing outside with Fauna and the rest of the saplings
>Accidentally trip over a rock and clip into the geometry
>Fall out of bounds and into the skybox, plummeting through the void for all eternity
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLPP!!!
AAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Rape for all saplings in the ass

>>29872670
Y-You can't say that!

>>29872479
>Lose track of time. The sun never moves. NOTHING ever moves... except for you. You're always moving, always falling, straight down.
>You can't sleep. The sound of wind rushing past you is deafening. You're falling face first. You lost the strength to turn over after just a few moments in this hell. Your eyes are dry. You can't keep your mouth closed.
>The hunger is terrible. The thirst is worse. But worst of all? You miss mommy...
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
mooommmmmmmyyyyyy...
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
i wan...... i wannn go hoooooooomeeeeee...
moooooooooooommmmmmyyyyyy faaaaaau-faaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

this is sad, stop

>>29873699
>The constant falling. The constant noise. The constant pain. You lose your mind long before death embraces you.
>You are no longer a sapling. You are a plummeting sack of meat, filled with dying organs and bones shattered by g-force. Suffering is the only thing that registers to your rapidly fading mind.
>You're outside! With the other saplings! With Fauna! You're playing tag out in the meadow! You're laughing! Mommy's laughing! The sun is setting now, though. You saplings are all joining hands now as mommy leads you back to the cottage for supper. Today, you get to hold mommy's hand. You're so happy.
>You're so happy.
uuu uuuuuuuuu uuuu
mmm mmm mmmmmmmm
mmommmyuuu uuu u...
...
...
...

>>29872353
Just look at this and tell me these threads aren't being made every single day for ebin internet points: https://twitter.com/vt_kek/status/1554130817219182594

The joke isn't even that funny anymore.

>>29874318
>Th-the twitter man took a screencap! STOP POSTING ABOUT IT! STOP!
Why do you care? Seriously, why do you post in each and every one of these threads if not to say the same shit over and over again? Nobody cares. If it is just tourists, just ignore them until they stop posting. You're literally here for no other reason but to whine.

>>29874318
m-m-muh vt purity
guys muh purity
normies get out guys, get out tourists. only threads calling chuubas whores for the thousandth time are allowed.

Get over yourself faggot.

>>29874318
>stop stop please look at what my heckin' Twitter feed is showing me! STOP WE ARE NOT THEM
kys

>waiting in line at the supermarket
>mommy tells me she forgot something and tells me to wait in line while she goes grab it
>5 minutes pass
>I'm next in line but she isn't back yet
>the cashier is already handing the customer her receipt
AAAAAAAAEEEESAAAAAAIIII MOMMMMYYYYYY WHERE ARE YOOUUUUUUUUUU! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Put this in the screencap twitter man

>>29875203
>"Alright, next!"
uuuuu...uuu...
>"Is, uh, is something wrong?"
I- I- I- I w- w-
>"I can't hear you. You need to speak up."
I- I was here with my m-m-mommy and- and she...
>"Okay, well how about you just start putting your items on the belt for me and we'll wait for her to get back."
O-Okay...
>Try to take a jar of pickles out of the cart.
>It's so heavy...
M-Mommy please...
>You slip and drop the jar.
>It shatters on the ground, making a huge mess.
AAAAAAAAAAAAA!
>"God fucking- Urgh, just- just wait right there."
I- I'M SORRY I-
>Cashier leaves.
>You look up, wiping tears from your eyes.
>Mommy's leaving the store without you.
W-WHAT!? M-MOMMY!? WAIT-
>"Hey! You have to pay for these!"
I- I- I- M-My mommy... UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

>>29875367
>Cries about twitter
>Twitter filename
Many such cases!

>>29874582
>not to say the same shit over and over again?
Because that's exactly what these threads are. The same shit over and over again.

somebody should just post 3dpd as the first post whenever something like this comes up

I miss mommy...

>>29875598
I laughed a bit but this made me genuinely sad. Poor saplings.

>>29875682
You're not addressing the point here, buddy. Why are you still here? Leave. Go outside. Get a job. Let people post whatever they post on the internet.

>>29875795
>>29875795
>Let people post whatever they post on the internet.
Then I have every right to shit up this thread.

>>29875870
keep crying

sneed

Saplings should have their lips sewn shut so that they stop whining

>>29875902
>Let people post whatever they post on the internet.
>NOOOO but don't say how this turbocringe gets made every single day for twitter engagement, that's crying

>>29876063
Kronies should be required to spread their anuses towards saplings like your oshi does with fauna

>>29875598
>"Stop! Just stop crying! You're hold up the line!"
MY MOMMY'S GONE! SHE HATES ME!
>"I don't care! Either you put this stuff back or- HEY!"
I- I'M SORRY! I NEED TO GO! M-MOMMY! MOMMY!?
>You run outside.
>Fauna's nowhere to be seen.
MOMMY!? MOMMY PLEASE COME BACK!
>Police car pulls up.
I LOST MY MOMMY! I LOST MY MOOOOOMMMMMYYYY!
>"Freeze! Put your hands behind your head!"
I- I- uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
>Cop tazes you.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
>Get tackled by two other cops who pin you to the ground.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! MOMMMMMYYYYYYY!!!
>Manager comes out.
>"That's them, officer. They tried to run without paying."
>"Tsk. Well, let's bring 'em down to the station."
>They throw you into the back of their cruiser, you hit your head on the window.
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

>>29874318
vt_takes at least was funny, it's probably the same guy but the selection got sloppier after getting nuked.

>>29870214

>>29876328
>Cops
>Arresting a child without molesting them
unrealistic

>>29876588
saplings are very rapable

Hey Saplings, how would you like to have a second mommy? Mommy Fauna found someone who makes her very, very happy :)

>>29877295
B-But Fau-Fau's my mommy... two mommies... but...

>>29876588
>They are taking you far away from fauna
I- I- I- missss mommyyyy...
>Suddenly, the cops stop the car
>You look outside, and you're in the middle of nowhere
>Both cops look at each other, then at you
>"Look kid. I know where your mommy is, and I can get you to her"
MOMMY?! PLEASE TAKE ME TO MY MOMMY!!!!
>"I will. But I need you to do something for me first."
ANYTHING TO SEE HER AGAIN! I MISS HER!
>The other cop turns off of their radios and cameras
>He takes his phone out of his pocket and begins recording
>"I'm gonna have to search you first just in case you have a weapon on you. Take off your clothes."
uuu...

>>29876898
Saplings are really rapable. First, you can have Saplings suddenly consent and become beautiful, or have Saplings flashing those cute tears, or have saplings turning the tables on the Risuposter going like, "Haha, I'm raping you now!" That's just way too cute! Also, faglings being raped! I really like when their rape has that suspicious looking gleam, and it's amazing how it can look really cool or just be a joke. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colors of rape based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! You have those big mouth Saplings or the big eye Saplings or even the gif Saplings! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of Saplings at a buffet. I really want Luna to try raping some or Marine to rape some with a strap-on that replaces her eyepatch. We really need Sapling rape to become a thing in hololive and start selling them for HoloComi. Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Rape. Every. Sapling?

>>29877400
Hey now, you can be brave for Mommy, right? After all, you're going to a big brother too! Your little sister is going to be looking up to you a lot!

here you go sapling

>>29870272
I'm a millennial and I find this scary and interesting, it speaks to me because I feel those things since I was a kid, but I hate the internet meme concept of "backrooms" because there's more to it than whatever normalfags think it is

>>29877437
>Cop car pulls up to Fauna's house
>You stumble out of the backseat
>The cops laugh
>"Hey lil' guy! Don't get in any trouble on the walk home!"
...
>They peel off, leaving you alone on the dark street. It's late at night and the rain is freezing.
>You walk up the front door. The knob is too high, so you weakly knock until it opens.
>Another sapling greets you.
>"Hi! Why were you outside?"
...
>You look over their shoulder.
>You missed supper. All the saplings are playing in the living room with mommy.
>You shuffle in, fighting back tears.
>Fauna sees you.
>"Oh! I'm sorry, little sapling! Auntie Kronii called me and I had to run. I guess I forgot about you."
...*sniffle*...
>"Well, I'm very proud that you got home all by yourself! Good job!"
...
>"Nothing bad happened on the way back, right? Nothing scary?"
...no.
>"Good! Such a strong sapling! You're so strong, I think you can help out with the dishes! Does that sound good?"
...okay.
>You shuffle off to the kitchen to clean the dishes while the other saplings play.
>Mommy smiles. She gets a text.
>It's from the cop. It's a video file of what happened. Fauna's grin widens.
>"Best akasupa I've ever spent."

>>29877974
S-Sister!? B-But mommy! I'M your little sapling!

>>29879462
>doing dishes
>implying that Fauna knows how to cook, and dinner wasn't just something from the trader joes freezer aisle

>>29879632
I wanted to throw salt in the wound.
These are WEEKS worth of dirty dishes the sapling has to clean on top of getting a nightstick shoved up its rectum.

>>29879544
W-well um... you see when two adults love eachother a lot they um... hey maybe Mommy Meimei can explain this to you later. But you know you'll always be my special little guy, right? And wouldn't it be fun to have someone to play Mario Kart with when Auntie Kronii comes over for pilates?

>>29879777
SHE'S PLAYING LUIGI!
I WANT TO PLAY LUIGI!

>>29879931
Baby, why don't you play Link for now? Kronii is helping Meimei and I with some VERY... difficult exercises, and then I promise we'll come play with you two and you can be Luigi, ok?

>>29880296
MOMMY SHE'S WINNING!!!
MOMMY!!!
MOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMYYYYYYYY!!!

>>29880605
>You press your ear to the door when you get no response
>You can barely hear your mommies softly moaning beneath the sounds of rhythmic slapping and Auntie Kronii's grunts

>>29876478
This but unironically.

Whats up with you people and rping as a mother and her child

stop being faggots and accept /vt/ as the lite rp board that it was always meant to be

>>29880918
>repressed trans women
>anons with mommy issues
>memefying all of Japans trad lifestyle shit
It all combines together into one menhera stew.

>>29881551
>repressed trans women
You mean ugly coomer men?

>>29881856
that's everyone on /vt/ though

>>29881990
Sans the axe-wounds, cluster B personality disorders and underdeveloped brain, yes. And not as ugly. Average man > Tranny

Which vtubers do actual mommy roleplay?
I only know milky

>>29882158
ok schizo, don't worry, there's no scary troons in here :)

>>29882235
I know Zeta did at least one stream of it

>>29882363
>"n-no, it's the people who don't want to cut off their dicks who are the schizos"
Ok groomer

>>29882459
>groomer
Rindo thread is over the- oh wait, they got banned because of all the literal child grooming you guys did

>>29882565
This. Guessing that's why all the trannies are now scattered all over the other threads.

>>29882658
There are trannies in SEA?

>>29882741
>thailand
anon...

>>29882785
c'mon, we all know the SEAs here are indos and flips

>>29870808
>having fun is bad
>people spent their free time on things they don't like
>shitposting harms vtubers
Absolutely retard.

>>29880918
I have a mommy thing but don't post in these threads, I just check them all until somebody posts a long greentext about sucking faunas tits and then jerk off

>>29882955
Hi! I'm that guy!
I also just posted those two stories above. I'll probably post another wholesome sapling story next week, so stay tuned.

>>29883764
Based nut granter

>>29882955
I desire mommy's milkies

Looks like that squirrel isn't anywhere to be seen... this is good

>>29884893
don't open

>>29885578
That's a raccoon, retard.

>>29885663
>brown fur
>no stripes or mask
>round ears
in what world is that a raccoon, you stupid fucking tree

>>29885797
Fuck you

>>29886370
>Raccoon & Tanuki
>Two completely different animals
>She doesn't look like either
that wiki's retarded, she's a squirrel. and she'll rape saplings or whatever. man, fuck you.

>>29885663
even worse

I killed your mom

>>29870567
These retarded threads are better than the usual dramabait. At least we get to have some dumb fun.

>inb4 twitter
I had no idea vt_kek even existed before you, you're helping add fuel to the fire with your butthurt.

Can I take a squeeb home like it was a stray animal?

>>29888363
I love Iname!

>>29888904
You can, but without fauna you can expect it to die in 2-3 days

Upvoted and screenshooted for vt_kek

>>29888977
And not peacefully. It will be wailing nonstop for the first 24 hours away from Fauna, then it's vocal cords will cease to function, then it will start spasming and tearing into it's own flesh, eyes, teeth, hair, etc. for the following 24 hours, and for the last 24 hours it will almost entirely cease functioning. It is a grim sight.

>>29888977
>>29892578
Can you get it to imprint onto Lamy or Zeta instead, and then slowly wean it off of them?

Risuposter there is a sapling that needs correction

this is the only genuine 4chan thread on vt

>>29888904
There's no such thing as a squeeb. Saplings squeeb when overstimulated.

>>29879462
comments are gonna be full of those distraught(?) memes

>>29895055
I'm calling them Squeebs because they make the squeeb sound.

>>29870063
>Mommy Fau-Fau
Unironically take 6 different kind of meds.

>>29879632
Sh-she doesn't?

>>29882158
>/vt/
>average man
Top KEK!

>>29898239
sapling...

>>29892578
I'm a graduate student of psychology whose worked with saplings in lab conditions for several years now. Saplings tend to make great test subjects because of their uniform predictability and unique response to certain psychological triggers, not to mention the fact that they are so numerous and expendable.

A sapling's initial reaction to realizing they are without their oshi is confusion. They become hyperaware and begin searching their surroundings, which inevitably leads to them being overwhelmed by anxiety. When they cannot find her, a sapling will enter a state of distress, screaming and crying in the hopes that she may instead find them. The longer they remain in this state of distress, the more hopeless and despondent they become. Normally, a sapling will pass out from exhaustion within six to twelve hours of wailing, but will continue to be in an agitated state even during rest.

Your post contains a common misconception about sapling psychology and physiology. Saplings only self-harm in response to certain conditions.

After twenty-hour hours without Fauna, a sapling will normally become wholly despondent. They will steadily refuse food and water, instead remaining trapped in a fugue-like depression until either Fauna herself snaps them out of it or they die from dehydration/starvation. Most sapling psychologists believe this depressive state to be caused by a negative feedback loop, in which the sapling convinces itself that Fauna is gone because of something they did. They did something to upset her, they didn't love her enough, whatever the reason, they grow to believe Fauna now hates them personally and is punishing them.

Saplings exhibit self-harming behaviors when an outside source confirms these negative feelings. My professor conducted a famous study in which five saplings, depressed after a full day without Fauna, were herded into a room before a television screen. We then played a doctored video in which Fauna stated that she was graduating because she hated her saplings, before naming each individual sapling in the room as the worst of the lot.

The response was immeadiate. Every sapling entered a state of distress, screaming with all of their remaining energy, before quickly devolving into an orgy of suicidal violence. One sapling began beating its head against the wall of the chamber until its skull fractured, later dying of a brain hemorrhage. Another stripped itself of its clothing, dived into the screen whilst screaming apologies, before electrocuting itself. A third simply sat in place, incessantly screaming for a full twenty-six hours, before dying of a stroke. The reaction of the other two saplings, however, was of great interest. Instead of harming themselves, the two quickly turned on each other, blaming their opposite for their oshi's graduation. A brief (and pathetic) scuffle ensued, ending when one sapling strangled the other to death. The triumphant sapling, of course, then proceeded to contort its body until snapping its own neck at an unnatural angle.

Very exciting. Very informative. Very funny.

Would Fauna like Stanley Parable?

>>29870063
What happened is that you finally outted yourself as a r*ddit fag.

>>29906843
>Everyone I hate is Reddit

At this point they should just ban all saplings. It's fuckin' annoying

Go play in the sand sapling, mommy is going to play with the big kids over there behind the rocks

>>29907482
>mfw watching from the sidelines as this poor little squeeb is left alone to its own without adult supervision

>>29900942
>saplings are becoming the yukkuris of hololive

>>29870272
The act of chasing down a victim is far more arousing than the actual raping imho.

>>29907689
And I'm all for it. Hololive needs a fan punching bag, why not the saplings?

>>29907482
OKAY MOMMY

>>29907689
/become/ /jp/

>>29870258
You don't find the corporate office hellbox scary?

>>29915267
he is a boomer, he is conditioned to find peace in the cubicle

>>29874619
Shut up whore

it's honestly so intensely embarrassing for me seeing kids try to do /x/ posts

UUUUUUUUUUU

it's always so cute when saplings get raped

>>29916153
is this dangerous

>>29919805
There's nothing dangerous about nature, anon.

I want to kidnap a sapling and rape it until it dies

Why does this man want to rape saplings? I think this is his 5th post talking about it.

>>29920502
I suppose it's a natural outcome of a strong desire to bully saplings.

>>29920502
there must be somthing really wrong with you if you don't want to rape saplings.

squeeb

>>29900942
Sapling lore is getting too fascinating

>>29870063
uh based?