/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>Gura LARPing as innocent and pure child
>Gura LARPing as a mischievous kusogaki
>Gura LARPing as a fetish maid uwu
Which LARP do you prefer?

>>29851917
Retard nigger

>>29852007
1st when we're married.
2nd when on stream.
3rd when we're alone in our bedroom.

are the chumbies asleep?

I got class in 20 minutes...

>>29852561
They are on the other early thread.

>>29852941
That one has a tripfag. I'll pass.

>It's been 2 years since Gura's last tiktok

I literally cannot bring myself to do VOD reps for some reason
Am I autistic?

>>29853257
If you are, so am I. I have like 10 vods open in other tabs and almost 0 desire to actually finish them. Its just not the same.

>>29853257
I watch a VOD before bed every night. Always gives me nice comfy dreams.

>>29853257
vods aren't the same as live, it sucks

>>29853257
I watch them while eating, don't have much trouble with it

sjork sleb

>>29853257
I prefer VODs so I can pause. I hide YT chat so its the same either way.

>>29853080
Good, keep our beautiful sharkwife off that commie psyop

>>29853758
You don't tell Gura that you love her while she's live?? That's unthinkable to me.

>>29854133
I tell her in person

>>29854303
And this is why Gura owns a gun.

Gurass

mmm comfy

>>29854699
RAPE

>>29854699
cute

>>29854599
based gurass poster

>>29851917
who drew this? its super cute!

what does gura do to relax these days?

>>29855082
Rides my face until climax and then falls asleep while spooning with me

>>29855082
probably just scroll through mind numbing content on tiktok/youtube/etc

>>29855082
Doesn’t think

In all likelihood she probably just puts on YouTube content and/or touches herself (not even erotically, just because she’s stressed and needs to blow off steam)

>>29855082

>>29855082
Touches her little cunny until she climaxes at least 7 times.

Does Gura not watch any anime?

>>29852007
Submissive fetish maid I seduce into servicing me an erotic succy with agile fingers and dexterous tongue.

>>29855898
Holy shit, what a loser

>>29852007
innocent and pure child

>>29855082
ERP with the chumbies.

>>29852007
Gura larping as my onahole. T u T

>>29855898
Ironic weeb

>>29855898
Gura is an anime connoisseur. She's just too busy to do more than one panel.

>>29855898
prob only watches good ones and have less then 10.

>>29855425
Why do girls do that? I caught my sister watching a video about cooking and she was touching herself. I guess they don't have a boner to deal with

>>29855898
Gura is embarassed to say that her favorite anime is Ichigo Marshmallow in a convention

>>29856354
I mean men will do it too, just absentmindedly, even without any sexual intent behind it

>>29857306
This. I grab my balls a lot when I'm alone and just watching random videos.

Ugh...i don't like this...

A female kid...

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i'm anxious
what are they gonna announce at the CR thing?
imagine it's a US concert for EN
i would fucking piss myself

>>29854960
Shut up lily.

>>29858116
Was any announcement even hinted at? Did I miss something? I thoughtbit was gonna be just regular panel. Ame said they didn't even decide what to do for it yet.

I dunno if it was said already but the CRX Expo should be stream for free on the CRX Website.
We should be able to see the Gura/Ame Panel.

>>29858212
>>29854960
Forgot the link
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1554171083737010177

Is Goob streaming tonight?

>>29858241
it's because they are all being very secretive about it but some of them gave hints
https://youtu.be/fcIMSCDGZVM?t=3679
i only have this timestamp tho but i'm pretty sure Kiara mentioned it too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvSDQb1XRM8

This is still top kek

>>29858241
there's something something else, they have been hyping it for some time now

Why is there two threads

>>29858835
The other for gaybuds, gura lovers itt only.

BREED BREED BREED I NEED TO BREED GURA'S TIGHT LITTLE CUNNY FUCK

>gura
gura gura gura "yeah, gura" the goob vtuber hololive english EN shark gura vtuber gura have the best streams vtuber goomba friend of tako gura friend of shirtbird goobus friend of detective gwom friend of reaper the best shark vtuber gura shark girl the gura gura vtuber waifu

>>29859828
Holy based

Does Gooby remember she's allowed to stream..

>>29859890
Is she though?

I want gura to gently step on my cock and balls whilst acting like a cocky brat

How long did it take you to fall in love with Gura?

>>29860109
2 seconds

>>29860109
Until she first sang Fly me to the Moon

>>29860047
*stomps on your balls*
Oh nyo

>>29855898
Weird that Irys, who is the biggest anime weeb of all of EN, doesn't have a top 10 list either.

>>29860334
irys is an even bigger anime weeb than ina?

>>29855898
What's the source for that?

Is goomba roomba dead?

is gumball streaming tonight?

>>29860473
Unironically yes, she even keep up with seasonal anime. Ina is most likely 2nd biggest.

These digits confirm my shark wife will stream tonight

>>29860902
goddamn it bateman

>>29860109
after the asmr stream i guess

>>29860902
so close...

>>29858535
will the CRX be streamed on youtube?

>>29860334
IRyS is hot owo

It's a pretty hot summer day
Do you think Gura is sweaty right now?

>>29860902
Pathetic

>>29861571
Yes

I cringe every time I see the Gura floss dance

>>29860334
https://www.crunchyroll.com/anime-feature/2022/08/01-1/recs-vtuber-irys-top-10-favorite-anime

SHARK
PUSSY

poor gura probably takes 4 hours to think of a response to every interview questions

>>29855898
>>29861795
Maybe the stinky shark just hasn't submitted her list yet

>>29855898
I barely watch anime either these days desu. It's way easier to read manga.

>>29861998
She's not stinky, she smells really good!

>>29861908
Shussy

>>29861795
I've been lied to.
Still that would mean Gura would be the only one without a top 10? That's so odd.

>>29861908
*CUNNY

>>29860307
This damned brat!!

>tfw you will never be gura's 2 million subscribers plaque and get turned into a coffee table by her dad

>>29862121
She smells like fish and sweat

>>29861998
I wonder who will end up having the best taste and who will end up having the most normalfag taste

I miss Gura.

Is goob?

>>29862169
here's her top 10
1. konosuba
2. uhh that anime we did a watchalong of
3. uhhh i'd watch spongebob in japanese
4. umm oh yeah i watched evangelion with the girls and fell asleep so that one
5. oh! that disney anime???? spirits away?
6. poyo? ponyo? that one
7. i heard of cowbow bebop
8. my hero macademia! i saw tweets about it
9. my viewers wanted to watch nichijoe but i said no hehe
10. hinako note

I’ll bet she watches furry shit like Beastars and BNA

>>29858535
Management is encouraging people to shill the con and Gura is hoping they'll forget if she waits long enough.

>>29862721
>is miku an anime?

>>29862721
She should fill her list with cunny.

>>29860902
If you beg for dubs you'll never get them.

>>29862721
>Does a poll for anime watchalong.
>Watches NONE of the options.
>"Don't worry, I want to watch more later!"
>A year passes, no more anime watchalongs.
Come here, my sexy little sharkwife, let's have some fun with the 3Dio and do Correction ERP.

what if gura did ring fit asmr?

Bae said some of the girls ask Vespar for tech help behind the scenes. Oh no chumcucks

>>29863495
Ryona time

>>29863681
Then we would get another Death By Lolis animation, though she’d likely do it at least few months if not a year after mentioning it beforehand

>>29863828
No we wouldn't, he regrets doing the first one.

>>29863828
She mentioned doing more Ringfit back in December (along with handcam, Duolingo, etc. etc.)

>>29852007
Yes.

>>29853257
Trying to watch her vods gives me anxiety and I have no fucking idea why. What mental illness is this?

>>29864101
Will she ever do them again?

>>29864967
no

>>29864967
No. You can leave now.

>>29864818
Does that happen even when you've seen it live before?

>>29863923
I'm not 100% sure why he regretted it, was it something like
>Made thing with Gura
>Thing with Gura got super popular
>Make other things but with no Gura
>People keep asking for things with Gura
>No I don't wanna
>People get upset at him and unfollow
?

>>29864967
Probably. If you give her long enough. Nintendo will do a sequel to ring fit eventually and she'll do that.

>national gf day
>not a single like/tweet/post
s-she just didn't know... right? she's still my beloved daughterwife right??

>>29865120
Yes, I think it might have something to do with how I sometimes go back to watching vods of dead channels, like bestfriendsplay as a example and end up feeling like this will happen to her one day.

Gura... give me a sign of life. Anything.
My life will drift back into darkness otherwise.

Filthy pissy cunny

Erofic idea

Reader (male) is beating off in his room, but Gura (roommate) comes in unnannounced. She’s never seen it happen before and asks to watch, but quickly gets interested and starts experimenting herself with various things she’s heard about online. Things escalate.
Alternately she offers to do it as well as a learning experience for both and boy that goes off the rails quickly.

Idea snippet from top idea: She’s like “oh, so you do it like that? Does that mean that if I…?” *begins giving slow, experimental blowjob* “Mmhmgh?”

>>29863776
Hate that fucking rat desu

>>29865238
Who cares about made up holidays

Gura doko...

>>29865238
stop worrying clingbud
>On August 1st, National Girlfriends Day encourages women across the U.S. to get together and celebrate their special bond of friendship.

>>29865414
>bestfriendsplay
Don't remind me

>>29865756
I care. I care about Valentine's Day too because if we're a couple then we need to share romantic moments together otherwise it's like she's just my oneitis and I'm a fried shrimp good only to be eaten.
I would do anything for her but I don't want to ask anything from her other than mutual love, even if she has to pretend and never actually loved me.
It's the effort she put in trying to make me believe what counts for me.

>>29866084
Cripple-chama...

>>29865414
the thing with idol fandoms is they're extremely dedicated. gura could keep being gura for 10+ years if she wanted since her audience has a pretty big overlap with that fandom

>>29866168
I'm not a cripple yet but I work without many breaks and I'm hurting all over, sooner or later I'll break a bone. The only reason I keep going on is because she give me the strength I need.

I want to piss inside Gura's cunny T u T

>>29866084
Valentine's is an actual holiday (even if it's soulless) so that'snot a good comparison. Also >>29865985

>>29863776
Yeah, her, Mori and Mumei

>>29860902
I'll get those digits for you, anon

>>29865985
kek fembuds got stood up, penisbuds keep winning

>>29860902
>>29866376
My Gura hehehe

>>29860902
My digits confirm that Gura will make love to us today.

>>29866337
Please, not the moomer...

>>29866217
True, but she is part of a company, which could cause her to stop for numerous reasons. She could continue as an idie of course, but not as Gura.

>>29866084
>Posting wojaks

>>29831161
>I have no idea wtf you're talking about, but you sound like a schizo
Yeah I'm sure you think anyone that can read and write beyond a third grade level is a schizo. Anything more complicated than a paragraph of exposition is INSANE to you.

>>29866506
Boobei owo

>>29866713
verbose schizo...

>>29866713
why

>>29866713
Why are you replying to a 13 hours old post?

she will mention girlfriend day in her next stream

I signed up for some OT tonight so gura will surely stream now that I can't watch it.

>>29866562
We would be Bluball'd from being Cumbuds, if that were to happen.

>>29866879
No she won't

>>29866848
discord wakes up around this time

>>29866935
yes she will because we are dating

>>29867029
No you aren't

>>29867062
yes we are, she tells me she loves me all the time and even does roleplay for me

>>29867062
True. Because I am the one dating her.

>>29867062
He's right. I'm the one dating Gura.

>>29866879
Why would she?
>Today is National Girlfriend Day, an annual event that rolls around every August 1. Unlike National Boyfriend Day, this day isn’t for boyfriends to appreciate their girlfriends, it’s about women supporting women!

>>29867134
No she doesn't
>>29867150
>>29867172
No you aren't

Is it just me or do the Twitter clips of 3D Gura when she’s having legit body language seem like a bouncy excited kitten?

>>29867172
i used to watch their podcast

>>29867348
T o T

>>29863808
me on the left

>>29867348
Gura is light, skinny, and flexible. So yes her movements are extremely cute and erotic.

>>29867306
yes she does, she called me master for like three hours and promised to do my laundry for me

>>29867489
She will steal your underwear.

What are they doing to my wife.

How do I cease thinking about her absolutely cute and perfect feet?

You.. looked up what national girlfriend day is about before you started bitching about it.. right?? Of course you didn't.

>>29867485
>Gura is light, skinny, and flexible
imagine

>>29867662
You don't

>>29867268
fembuds...

>>29851917
Aahh Gura's tight loli cunny and DFC...

>>29867698
Kiara was pretty based for telling us Gura and Ame can do a split.

>>29867570
thats fine because i will steal hers

>>29867570
And I will steal hers

Off of her body

Harshly

>>29862721
accurate :D

Imagine the smell

Doing VOD reps
Why the fuck did she have sticky keys on?

>>29867858
do your twitter reps stinky

>>29867858
This poster is German.

>>29867832
Same
Just fucking imagine her protesting and helplessly kicking you with her legs but you feel nothing because she's so small. T u T

Gura's interview is going to be about how she loves her Chumbies.

>>29867948
Stinky keys

>>29868103
>censored version
yikes

>>29868088
uh yeah all me

>>29868078
And you pull harder and harder and it cuts tighter into her vulva, slowly growing wetter, until eventually they rip off her body, soaked at the crotch

>>29868103

>>29868160
i'm actually glad he posted the censored version, at work right now and my boss saw what I was looking at - needless to say, I'd be a sticky situation (ho-ho!) if those black bars weren't there

>>29868088
"Chumbies" is me

>>29868103
Why is she tied up?

>>29867570
so she can smell it
>>29867819
>>29867832
>>29868078
>>29868190
Gura does not wear underwear. She can't find a bra small enough and she never wears panties because they give her a wedgie due to her tail. The most she ever wears are pullups, but only after being bullied into wearing them

>>29868344
Wrong. Gura wears diapers.

>>29852007
The LARP where she's my exclusive onahole.

>>29866848
Because I have shit to do during the day.

>>29868395
if by "diapers" you mean "me", then yeah she does

i still hate diaperfags

what VOD are you fapping to /ggg/?
for me, it's ring fit

I've been thinking.

>>29868837
Its just the same singular guy.

>>29868877
Nice, I did a lot of that during college.

>>29868837
>>29868886
I can confidently say that there are at least 2 diaperchads itt, maybe even 3

>>29869015
you should all jump off a bridge

>>29868877
I'd replaced 80% of thinking with "yeah, me" posting
eventually I'll have regressed from a human into a living, breathing flesh automaton that literally only exists to let everyone know about the sex I've been having with their oshi

>>29868877
Yes.. YES! Keep going!

>>29869077
Hopefully the diaper will dampen the fall :3

Can an anon tell me how Gura's karaoke streams sound on nice speakers? Thinking of purchasing iLoud speakers for $800 since I only have laptop speakers right now.

What body type are these?

>>29869378
onahole

>>29868886
there is zero chance that it is just one person making the gura pissed the bed shitposts or the diaper posts.

>>29869378
Ideal

>>29869378
Child.

Just imagine... envision the possibilities... T w T

>>29869377
Will it be an improvement? yes obviously.
But you're at the mercy of gura's live mixing skills now.

>>29869693
laplus horns too small

WHY WON'T SHE SAY ANYTHING

WIFE RETWEET

>>29869964
oops, wrong account

>>29870025
I thought the same thing.

>>29868939
Same here. I honestly don't know how i managed to get my STEM degree with how slow i am these days

Buds I'm starting to schizo out. Gura has never taken this much time off for projects, or she's never felt comfortable to do it. Yet 3 months in a row she's basically destroyed her stream output and now thinks she can compensate with 1-2 uWu membership message. That's fucked up.

>>29869377
You're doing her voice a disservice by not using decent neutral response headphones that reproduce her voice accurately and in detail.

Reminder that, because Gura is a professional rhythm gamer, she has extremely dexterous fingers.
With a little practice, she would become absolutely godlike at giving handjobs.

Gura in heat RP when??

>You walk into your room and see that Gura has brought some friends over
>What do you do about this?
https://twitter.com/pocopocoing/status/1553006953470705664

>>29869880

>>29870268
Imagine how good she is at pleasuring herself T u T

>>29870291
Violent rape

>>29870291
>fingers
>Ina
>kanata
these don't belong there

Gura consistent streamer RP when

>>29870291
Commit a crime

>>29870291
Mating press Gura while they watch

>>29870291
take Ina and Kanata out to the shed and lock them in soctheyccant hear the horriblexdeeds I carry outnnynimhouse on the rest

>>29870291
I would attempt rape but be quickly overpowered and would be raped

>>29870291
Beat all of them except Gura to the brink of death and then cum inside Gura as many times as I can

What happened to the "little itty bitty tiny something" that she said would be ready for us soon? It sounds incredibly lewd, but that was a week ago...

why are you all horny again?

No streams anytime soon? Gura is engulfed with her projects she forgot to stream

>>29870291
Mating press

>>29870513
Ina is the only one capable of pounding you with a strapon

>>29870291
I slap the syringe out of Kanata's hand and apply rape correction. I'm not going to let them poison me.

>>29870616
pain

>>29870610
She's currently writing responses for the country roll interview. she just finished her first response after 8 hours

>>29870603
I have a penis I can play with

>>29870610
Is there any possibility for Gura stream?

>>29870596
Ask her on the next memba stream

sweaty sharkpits

>>29870690
nyo

>>29870706
*sniff*

>>29870596
Sorry, but that was for me only.

>>29870603
Gura is the perfect mixture of traits that make her extremely desirable. Fapping to Gura is like releasing pent up love energy I have for her where I would otherwise be holding her hand or cuddling with her.

>>29870739
Armpits are a top tier fetish and you're objectively wrong if you're not into them.

With each passing day the chances of getting something that compensates for this lack of streams becomes smaller and smaller...

>>29870868
What if Gura wanted to focus on being an idol or musical artist over being a streamer? WWYD?

>>29870953
Seethe about it here

Would you let Gura put you in a cute girly dress if she REALLY wanted to see it?

>>29870953
Keep masturbating to the cunny

>>29870868
That day has long past at this point. Nothing compensates for this.

>>29870953
Wish her well, but slowly wither and die.

>>29870868
If its anything other than another RP members stream I'm going to be disappointed

>>29870953
just stream

>>29870953
Watch other streamers and enjoy the musical output of my favorite idol, Gawr Gura

>>29870868
there is no way she is working on something 12h per day, she just replaces stream time with 1 or 2 hours of work off stream
I dont like it, cant do anything about so I just wait for next stream

>>29870868
>Umisea
>a song (real)
>a song (forma del gacha shill, that will only devalue her brand in the algorithm and hurt her growth on future songs)
I'm sooo excited bros

>>29870953
>Wants to become a musical artist
>Hasn't taken any singing lessons after all this time

>>29870991
I would.
I'd be as cute and girly as possible for her.

All antis have to complain about is that there's not enough Gura.

Why are these threads always full of antis and doomposting? Do people really want us to not like Gura that badly?

>>29871187
>antis
>wanting Gura to stream more
Retard

>>29871201
She's an easy target and the chumbies love bait

>>29871187
retard

>>29871201
This is /vt/, you're not allowed to like any chuuba, you have to shit talk them 24/7 and hide behind a mask of "irony".

>>29869377
chumbud please don't waste $800 on that overpriced, maltuned box of mismatched drivers and shitty DSP. i'm begging you. please. if you don't have space for real speakers then just get better headphones.

she literally apologized and asked you to wait a bit more, she's busy for us.
if you can't trust her words what are you even doing here? go watch someone else

>>29871120
>She isn't really busy just replacing her stream time with Holowork
I really hope that's not it, but someone should ask in case

>>29871164
She's already perfect. No lessons needed.

>>29871187
I'm not an anti for wanting more Gura mate. I realize the concept of
>boy I sure wish Gura wanted to stream more for us
Is already TOO NEGATIVE for your fragile shrimp shell, but come the fuck on.

>>29871333
>asked you to wait a bit more
She has been doing that for 2 years...

>>29871390
graybud detected

>>29871333
I expected a bit more to be like, 1-2 weeks.
Not the whole month, moving into a new month, and with the inevitability that she's gotten used to the good life of no schedules and no consistent streaming since she's been at it for 3 months now.

Are we all creepy perverts?

did gura stop enjoying streaming? i remember she said it was a nice thing for her to stream, something mutual. maybe that changed

I MISS HER

Gura's taking another day off btw. Don't wait around. Yes I'm Wednesday schizo.

>>29871333
I'm not blaming her, I'm just also not expecting whatever it is to blow us away. She says she's doing it for us, but I don't think it'll be something we would have traded months of streams for. I'll still enjoy whatever it is unless she drops a bloop laundry bag or something, but the best reaction from me personally is going to be 'that was really cool, it's great, I love it, are we going back to an actual normal now?'

>Gura gone
>Rin gone
It's not fair, why must I suffer?

Reminder that Gura committed manslaughter on May 9th, 2022.

I've always wondered this but is everyone here just pretending to be mentally ill?

>>29871782
>pretending
I am legitimately emotionally dependent on Gura to the point where I rather her stream games for the rest of her life than do anything else.

>>29871782
I am genuinely mentally ill, but you wouldn't know it from my posts. I'm not an actual schizo or anything like that.

>>29871865
Holy based
Same desu

>>29871333
she also said she will build atlantis 2 years ago

She's taking her 2nd day off, she will be back tomorrow

>>29871865
I'll be sad when she graduates, but I do look forward to seeing posts from those of you this dependent on her. There's an upside to everything.

>>29871782
I don't know, how can you tell?

I'd be fine with Gura being busy with projects if I found the other girls entertaining. Gura is the only one that makes me laugh so it sucks when she isn't streaming.

Project HATE

i believe in ku100

>>29871687
>>29872014
>The 2 day break cope
This is literally how it all started

there will be a karaoke with all new songs either today or tomorrow, stop crying

Chumbies I'm horny. Do something

>>29871782
I think I'm mentally ill, with paranoid delusions at times.

>>29872201
>stop crying
No

0 streams in august, what you gonna do about it

>>29872203

>>29871733
>She says she's doing it for us
If she genuinely believes this then she is completely out of touch

>>29872203
whip your cock out

Yesmen status?

>>29871782
>pretending
You wouldn't get it.

>>29872201
If it doesn't happen I'm going full schizo and it's all your fault

>>29872320
Gura's taking a break after hard weeks of work 16h per day

>>29872320
Yes

>>29872320
I'd like some twitter activity but still have full faith in what she's working on being good.

>>29872320
Winning because Gura isn't streaming which is exactly what antis wanted her to do

>>29870953
Die slowly from sadness

>>29872320
Gura's taking her well deserved 2 day break after working 18 hrs a day. Nothing to yesman about.

>" I have very important recordings at a very early hour, and I have to make sure I don't have sleepy voice so I MUST NOT SLEEP!!! I have a couple more sessions coming, and had a few the past couple days!"
here you go greybuds now chill

imagine telling your younger self that he would grow up to be someone that absolutely shits his pants every time a virtual anime shark girl goes for 2 days without streaming

>>29871733
If she really wanted to do something for me as a shrimp then she would be doing just chat streams once a week. Chat can pick the subject to talk about, I want to talk with her and spend time with her. I love her too much.

>>29872416
b-b-b-but she didn't give us more member posts!

>>29872416
That's also why she was playing rust off stream, Suisei said it was afternoon in japan.
So that's another shitposting topic people have been using completely ruined.

GURA ISN"T /HERE/
STOP TRYING TO DOOMPOST HER INTO STREAMING DUMBASSES

>>29872416
not like she could stream when she said I MUST NOT SLEEP AND STAY AWAKE

>>29872528
It has the opposite effect if that's what they're going for. She recognizes them as falseflaggers and does the opposite of what they want.

>>29872416
>3 days ago

>>29872014
LOOOL
No stream today (hates streaming)
definitely no stream tomorrow (lazy)
no stream thursday (mumei birthday)
no stream friday (con panel) (she'll say she loves streaming during that)
1hr shill stream saturday
no stream sunday (meet "in" greet)
and at that point why stream monday, she just did a con panel, just do a member post and invent more "recordings" (never show anything)

The project she was supposedly working on that got canceled just two weeks before her birthday got uncanceled for a month now and it's still not done. She's lying somewhere. If it was 2 weeks away from being finished when it was red lit why would it take a month of no streams to finish now. Obvious lies. ANYTHING to avoid streaming

>>29872565
Literal babies who think anything more than 24 hours ago needs to be repeated or it isn't still true.

Stop replying to retarded schizos

You guys aren't pretending then?

>>29872544
Gura is a perfectionist, she have probably been tiring her voice a lot while trying to make it perfect, she NEEDS break days after that, if you you actually like Hololive you would know what happens when they don't

got him

>>29872617
>If it was 2 weeks away from being finished when it was red lit why would it take a month of no streams to finish now.
That's a good point. She can be telling the truth about that

>>29872416
What possible reason could there be for her to have recordings not only at a specific time, but also such a shitty one? If it's management, she really needs to grow a spine and tell them to work around her schedule, not the other way around. God, I hate these useless fucks so much.

>>29872683
She's tossed around the idea of void streams before. She also has the ability to toss subtitles on the screen. Not being able to speak isn't an excuse for not streaming.

>>29872617
I guess she has to be fudging the truth about that birthday project... You're still a schizo and a grey though

>>29872791
sounds like a good way to lose her vod viewers interest

>regular moaning and groaning about missing shark
>schizos see it, pop up and start replying to each other
Every fucking time.

>>29872837
Make it unarchived. Problem solved.

>>29872683
people would be happy with her kist breathing if it meant they can spend time with her

>>29872837
>caring about numbers

>>29872528
I don't fucking care. If I doomposted in the members posts I'd get shadow banned. If I doomposted on twitter the result would be the same. I can only doompost here and convince myself she read the cry of my soul at least once in the past 6 months.
I miss her, she's the most precious thing in my life. How am I supposed to cope with these feels otherwise?

>>29872617
>If it was 2 weeks away from being finished when it was red lit why would it take a month of no streams to finish now.
That's a good point. She cannot be telling the truth about that

>>29872902
No one believes your larp.

>>29872912
when did she say it was 2 weeks away?

>>29872058
Have you already tried some chubas outside of hololive? There are some good ones.

>>29872938
>larp
>cringe
>incel
>touch grass
Typical fem "bud" shitposting. Kill yourself dumb whore.

Its in your best interest to always trust Gura.
If you always believe she is lying then you'll be a miserable fuck. Its not like you can do anything about it.

>Gura is so lazy why does she have only one song?
>Gura is so lazy why did she stop streaming to record songs?

>>29872203
I guess I'll have to go get the Gura cosplay...

shark status?

>>29872949
It was canceled on June 9th that's when she said on stream that she was "thrown a curveball".
So there were 11 days of work left on it at maximum. And it's been much longer thsn tbat since she said it's been green lit again.

>>29872917
The lightbringer!

>>29873101
Go back to /HiRyS/ statusposter.

>>29872964
Yes, Pippa I stuck watching for a bit but she's gotten boring for me now. Same deal with Pomu. No 2view has ever held my interest.

>>29873144
statusposter status?

>>29873101
DEAD

>>29872617
I hate when she lies to get out of streaming. Why does she pretend to like it?

>>29873183
btfo back to /HiRyS/ for being a whore.

>>29873109
Oh so she didn't say it was 2 week and you're guessing. Ok nevermind.

statue status?

Cookie status?

status status?

Milkshake status?

>>29872964
kys lily, go back to >>29857570

Baby food status?

>>29860902
nah mine will

>>29873229
Go listen to her talking about it in the member stream during the off collab. It was canceled last minute.
Regardless it's been almost an entire month since it was supposedly green lit again and that month had even less streams than when she was actually working on her birthday. If it was a real project it'd be done by now. I hate that she lies like this

>>29873445
>off by one

shark stink status?

>Tells us she's recording in the morning and still decides to stream
>Says she has been recording and has a couple more sessions coming
Chumbabies whining about no member posts during the days she already told us she's recording. You faggots don't deserve Gura, seriously fuck off

>>29860902
she won't stream until I WANT HER TO. Check em

Reminder, no stream until next Wednesday.

>>29873544
>dubs
And now that I've made myself clear, she will stream TOMORROW when I don't have to clean all day like today.

>>29873475
Then just drop her, she's not gonna change and you will only become more mentally ill.

>>29873541
Hey yesman faggot. All Holo's have lots of recordings and still find time to stream

>>29873540
good

I know most women are not known for their gaming skills but who in EN has the most watchable gameplay in your opinion?

Does anyone have the webm where you wake up and see Gura then she kisses you?

Gura please take your time. We all know different people have different capabilities and standards. If you need more time to rest please take it! I am here to support you in whatever you do.

>>29873679
https://files.catbox.moe/gqppr5.webm

delivery today? apology for my poor english

GURA PLEASE STOP STREAMING I CAN'T TAKE IT IT'S TOO MANY STREAMS

>>29873674
go ask global my guy, this is gura's thread.

>>29873674
Ame
>you gotta be joking
i wish i was

Nendo finally came home, it survived.

>>29873633
You have no proof that she isn't busy, you're just trying to use the muh other holos argument, seriously go watch other chuubas, Gura isn't for you

>>29873780
You have to be joking, watching Ame is the streamer equivalent of watching those fucked up lifehack videos that try to be infuriating on purpose.

>>29873674
Wrong thread, nigger

>>29873734
>long hair
wait.. this isn't the one.

>>29872617
finally someone that sees through her bullshit curtain of excuses