/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

My vampire hag (male) wife

Honest question for the Zomboid players. Does underwear actually do anything in the game?

Luv me boys
Luv me boyfriend omega
'Ate burnout
Simple as

>>29858499
Not really

>>29858360
I will GLADLY have premarital sex with this girl.

>>29858558
I will GLADLY respect this girl and her boundaries

>>29858499
He was talking about how it was kind of his superstition that having more clothing made him feel safe, guess he was talking about underwear

>axel won't be able to do his srw themed karaoke
I'm going to fucking destroy Cover

>>29858531
>giving me less time with my boys
SILENCE MONSTER

>>29858642
>Japanese company
>Can't get Japanese permissions
S-sugoi..

>>29858558
>Trick her into sucking your dick by saying your coom will turn her back into a man
It's a victimless crime brothers

>>29858642
NOOOOOO MY KINO KARAOKE

>>29858710
>>29858642
I'd imagine with so many franchises being in the game it would be permissions hell for karaoke.

>>29858499
Just think of it like when you hoard piles of gems in your house in TES games or something

>>29858667
>the 1 hour streams is unironically helping me balance my schedule since I know when the streams end
>I've actually fixed my sleeping habit given Regis's early streams and Magni's 8pm streams
I know everyone hates their schedules, but I'm actually benefiting from this

>>29858642
so he can't even do an unarchived karaoke? like do you need perms to sing songs if you delete the VOD once the stream ends?

>>29858933
same actually, though I do look forward to when they're freed from the constraints

/stars/ anon. This one's about one of the most well-known duos in Holostars, AsuIzu.
For the clip, it's AsuIzu reminding you of something very important: don't be horny while watching APEX streams.
https://youtu.be/gxrplE9uS-U
As for the song, it's the duo's cover of Juggernaut. This one goes REAL fucking hard, absolutely recommend you listen to this one.
https://youtu.be/d0NXC7POoUs
Discussion question: which Tempus duo do you expect to get a lot of traction and activity as time goes on?

>>29858642
I hope Axel finds his footing soon

>>29858360
Gramps is too strong

>>29858314
myth was told to expect sub-ID numbers and given previous homos I'm sure they're fine with it
but numbers are important, bros are what's important

>>29859087
Hello, Starsbro. Also Izuru and Astel were my first experience with the StarsJP back in 2020 because of clips. This brings me back.

And my answer is probably Magni and Regis. They've got a great dynamic.

>>29859087
>>29859257
But also Vesper and Axel, since they're basically opposites as well.

I want to pick up croissants and have breakfast with Axel during a long weekend!

>>29858596
Simp

>>29858360
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

>>29859453

>>29859087
Thanks so much for your effort /stars/ anon. Just want to let you know the Fragile cover you linked for Uyu has been stuck in my head. I've been trying to at least listen to the music each time.

As for the question, I think Axel and Vesper have huge potential as opposites and mentors to each other. They already made for a lot of fun moments in their interview.

>>29858967
He can sing them in an unarchived yeah, but this weekend is a special occasion(monetization) and it'll be archived

>>29858499
In a zombie apocalypse, you tend to feel unsafe and alone sometimes. Usually, you would wear a woman's underwear on your head to keep you safe and sane.

>>29859456
so, the ones doing all of this are falseflaggers and shitposters?

>>29859578
yes

>>29859578
Yes. It usually happens right after a stream

>>29859557
damn.
well i guess he can always do an unarchived stream some other time, he'll just have to make do with songs he's allowed to sing

I've a feeling that one of these boys might just do a watchalong marathon covering the entire season of an anime in one sitting.

>>29859456
Our poster of commandments in /mans/, Holostars be thy name

>>29859723
Danshi Koukousei no Nichijou would be good

>>29859723
I want to watch /m/ with Axel.

>>29859771
>Holostars be thy name
You need to get stuffed into a locker yesterday for making me read this, anon

>>29859723
I want to watch anime with Uncle Nowa

Wonder if they'll have the boys show up at Anime NYC later this year. I just bought tickets and made a booking at the cheapest place I could.

>>29859723
Guild watchalong for Record of Lodoss War

https://twitter.com/HolyKoshi/status/1554488763065450498
And this is why I don't want the Lean chugger near MAGlord

>>29859858
Code Geass watchalong

>>29859913
Please don't stuff me, I'm fragile...

Game suggestions where I can run a full tempus party?
Kinda bored of Etrian Odyssey and Divinity though

oh yeah, have any drawanons made the pillar men out of tempus yet?

>>29860051

>>29859723
Watchalong of Getter Robo Armageddon or Mononoke (2007) with the boys!

>>29858933
SAME, 1 hours limit is a weirdly effective way of getting fans to consume all of the gen's content, at least for me (and other anons as I can see)
(I wouldn't mind if it was SUGGESTED to do 1 hour, but if the boy wanted to do more, then it's his decision, I love the 1 hour unironically)

>>29860114
Red rescue team or explorers of sky if you are a mystery dungeon CHAD

>>29860051
…cute

>>29860114
Hm... honestly, I would say XCOM EU or XCOM 2 (especially Long War of the Chosen if you have the expansion and are willing to play with mods). They're insanely fun strategy games with multiple classes/professions, and you're even able to create interpersonal bonds between units

>>29859858
>>29860097
>Ayo I dunno who Brittania is but where's the fakin ozzies at?

>>29859723
Watching Shoujo Ramune with Uncle Nowa!

>>29858642
Nigga do you know how many fucking IPs is in SRW? trying to get anything related of that game is going to be hell even for japs corpo

>>29859087
I want to see lots of Magni and Axel, I think they can actually develop a best bro relationship and I am so into that idea, damn

>>29860195
Agreed, mix and match with 1h streams back then was nice, too. Imposing it is cancer but sentiment is not wrong, they are very accessible like that.

>>29860198
Shit, NTA but you're tempting me to do this since I love Mystery Dungeon.

>>29859578
If you see someone posting /mans/ stuff outside of /mans/ 90% of the time it is a outside shitposter.
Especially if they're going into hlgg.

Can't wait for Uncle nowa stream but why his thumbnail gone missing?

>>29859981
The boys are still really new but it seems to be up to Cover to decide when they get to be at cons. They were even really surprised that they got put into Crunchyroll when it was announced.

queen

>>29858933
It's great for me, because I'm on late shift right now I've been able to catch every stream. I can afford to watch Vesper's morning stream at 3am, because I know it'll finish in exactly 1 hour. Then I can wake up at midday and watch Regis, then Magni, then Axel one after the other and not worry about them overlapping

>>29860357
He needs rest

>>29858642
>Cover
It's fucking SRW.

I cannot believe that /mans/ has been gaslit into approving of the 1hr limit...
... I kinda like it as well...

>>29860051
Someone draw Maggie cooking lean for Calli, that'd be funny

First Tempus non-Holostars collab?

http://poal.me/3et71u
http://poal.me/3et71u
http://poal.me/3et71u
http://poal.me/3et71u

>>29859097
I am legitimately more excited for Axel's monetized karaoke than I am for CRX. I cannot wait to hear him live, his singing voice just oozes sex

>>29860557
>cooking lean
Do they serve it like mulled wine where you’re from?

>>29860599

So, if Nowa wants to do DnD, how is Axel going to handle most of the rules and math involved? I couldn't and I know for sure Axel wouldn't.

>>29860599
>poal about collabs
>not a single fucking mention of JP Holostars
die

>>29860599
Fuck off and die

>>29860545
Please don't use the g-word, there is no need for such cruel words

>>29860630
Delightful batch Deshawn! Let us retire to the study

>>29860051
She will rape him once the collab ban lifted

>>29860599
I agree they should start with ID, they are pretty chill and have experience collabing with boys, I don't mind it

Cute sociopathic hero!

>>29858531
I want Omega onahole

>>29858558
I want to have post marital sex with fem Axel

>>29860545
I can't believe it's working

>>29858933
I've also been thinking about this and I think it's actually a good idea as long as they don't drag it out any longer than it has. Has made it really easy to keep up with all of them. Should also help them in the algorithm with viewer retention and all that.

>>29860683
>non-Holostars collab
Anon, it's past bedtime for you

>>29860599
>no JP holostars
fuck off and kys

>>29860921
>>29860917

>>29860599

>>29860557
>cooking lean
lol lmao even

>>29860545
I just wish it was 2 hours, 1 hour for anything really besides a zatsu is too short

>>29860683
>>29860705
>>29860921
Anons, your reading comprehension reps...

>>29860599
Fuck off

>>29860921
>>29860917
>>29860683

Holostars JP is obvious and would win, thus it isn't a particularly interesting option.

>>29860666
I played D&D with an ultra zoomer, he used an app that does all the simple math and explained all the stuff for him, i guess Axel only have to worry about the RP and reading the atmosphere to flow with the collaboration

>>29860744
he's very cute

polls really reveal the worst of each of us, I see

>>29860557
>cooking lean
Such innocence should be illegal.

>>29861070
>non Holostars
>Holostars JP is obvious and would win
:/

>>29861154
stub:no /poal/i

shilling works anons! never give up!

>>29860716
*sip* Oh my! You’ve outdone yourself, Marcus. This “lean” as you call it is simply bussing

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1554387679193735168
>4:44 am

>>29861266
Timezonechama...

>>29858642
SRW is rights hell, it's a fucking wonder it's managed to keep going for as long as it has

/MANS/ anons get easily triggered over minor things, a shitty tradition carried over from /stars/.

Do you think Omega has a bussy that's receptive to getting rimmed?

>>29860666
>>29861087
has Axel ever mentioned D&D before?
i know Regis already agreed to play if it happens and Maglord probably knows some basics, but i'm not sure about dog

>>29861319
The fuck you on about?

>>29859787
>Boys watch Nijibros
>"Oh, Tadakuni in this scene is totally X if he was in that situation"
>"That reminds me of one time me and my friends did..."
>thunderous laughter during kino bro moments
>boys cheering on Literature Girl
>boys cheering on while crying as Literature Girl spills her spaghetti
>boys bonking Axel for almost calling Literature Girl a crazy bitch
>Vesper wanting to adopt Ringo
>they all bow to protect Tadakuni's sister
>discussing their genderbent selves while watching the High School Girls are Funky segments
I know it'll never happen but it would be GOAT

>>29861319
>iphone kiddie
>shitting up the thread
A better duo cannot be named

>>29861370
I’ve never seen a good post with that particular disgusting Pekora with the big eyes.

>>29861335
Nowa said that because Axel loves JRPGs there's a good chance he'll like playing TTRPGs too, Regis has played d&d before and according to nowa magni might be the "trickiest" to convince

>>29861370
I really hate that retarded reaction image posting retard who acts like an oldfag authority

>>29861453
Be careful anon. You’re talking about someone who knows how to tie their shoes all on their own

Are pekora posters the frog posters of /vt/?

>>29861491
yes

How's that contribution for Tempus going, anon? Have you bought the merch? Did you pick your pencil again to draw fanart of the boys? Editing any clips? Saving money to superchat them monetization day?

>>29861491
Yes. That one and the drawing of smug Pekora are always attached to bad posts.

>>29861319
>iCuck faggot

dog signature cute

>>29858360
The moment he finds a katana in zomboid is the moment we will learn his true nature

>>29858642
Can't he just pick SRW songs that are JASRACed? I'm sure at least 10-20 of them are. IRyS sings Eva stuff all the time so that's +1. We just need the classics (Mazinger OPs, Getta OPs, etc.) to get the flavor.

>>29861553
I'd rather support them through supa/memberships than buying merch where more than half the money would go to shipping.

>>29861446
so the both Axel and Magni are probably going to need some convincing, interesting.
i'm sure Nowa might be able to sell them on playing D&D since they do already have their characters that they can use for the game but he'll have to explain lots of things

>>29860599
Other (vinesauce)

>>29861553
I have $500 supas loaded for each of them on their debuts! If Axel or Altare sings King I may have to drop another $500 on both of them

How long will he last?

>>29861553
SCs and fanart are easier to do then buying merch because of the god awful shipping fees

>>29861740
Monetizations*, sorry!

so when are memberships gonna be active? (I need to be dezciple as soon as I can)

>>29861740
i'm holding you to this anon... if you don't drop those supas you can't come back to this thread okay.......

>>29861553
I'm saving money on the side to member Nowa and SC him every once in a while

>>29861729
This except with Northernlion

>>29861553
I’m content to freeload and just watch the streams without ever superchatting or buying a membership. I’ve never superchatted anybody before and don’t plan to do so.

>>29861766
>aiming for asian games
He had it coming

>>29861564
When I first saw this and realized he used MS paint I lost my shit. I love dumb dog.

>>29861766
Axel is the one turning out with the worst luck when it comes to stream content at the moment, hope he doesn't feel too down about it.

>>29860599
>no JP holostars
>the boys have said multiple times first collabs they want to do is with UPROAR!
>Have said multiple times they want to collab with holostars over hololive first IF they collab.
This smells of someone who doesn't watch streams.

>>29861862
Of course I will! You can count on me to support the boys

>>29861799
Council took about a month. Myth about 2.5 weeks. ID3 took 2 months, and ID2 much longer than even that. Depends how quickly they can get their art assets done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PH1nx9qrmM
I didn't see this posted but Axel was in Aruran's chat

>>29861553
So far I only supported them by giving them views. And you can too, so watch Axel's cover together with me
https://youtu.be/UvSKHYzB82M

>>29860599
where are the shoto votes...

>>29858710
>>Japanese company
>>Can't get Japanese permissions
this is exactly the problem. Japanese copyright laws are retarded.

>>29862094

>>29859612
>>29859648
>>29860343
i see, thanks

Thumbnail is back for Vesper, wonder what the issue was

>>29861740
S-sugoi...

>>29861070
I know I'm in the minority here, but I legit don't care about the starsJP collabs; I'll watch them and it'll probably be cool, but the fact that I don't know them + the fact that it'll almost certainly just be axel spending an hour trying to frantically translate between 2 groups that speak completely different languages and I just can't imagine that they'll be particularly fun. I'd vote ID simply because I know there's some fun people in it who I already know and am excited for who also speak the same language as them.
I'll probably grow to care about them with more exposure, but until then it's "meh" territory as far as personal excitement goes

>magni in the l4d stream in a nutshell

>>29862136
Stay away from my boys, you demon

>>29862141
It's pretty shocking how ass backwards the nips are. At this point a lot of western devs just have a general legal blurb saying you can stream their game and monetize it, and those that don't will give you permission if you just send an email. Everyone in the west recognizes that its just free advertisement.

>>29862316
>don't know them
then do what you can to learn about them
because if you did you'd know they'll likely go a lot better than you're thinking

>>29862316
Yeah I don't care either, never watched Holostars. Not even interested in JP Holo collabs really. JP/EN collabs are always a bore due to the language issue.

>>29861766
SRW has been prostituted out to so many places it aint surprising. DQ3 is surprising to me since other Holos have played it. The MariPa tweet is just an apology for scuff, aint gonna bring him down, that one.

>>29862014
Anon you're in /vt/. The homes of dramafags, numberfags and clipwatchers. Nobody actually watch streams

>probably the most relaxed thread on this board overall
>those hecking oversensitive mansposters always arguing like redditors!!!
i know hlgg is jealous but damn...

>>29858360
>>29859916
>>29860257
>>29860357
>>29860666
>>29861446
>>29861679
>>29861873
why do you call him "nowa"? ive watched all of his streams but i dont lurk this general.

>>29862136
No

>>29862492
his name in japanese is ノワール (nowaru) so we call him (uncle) nowa

>>29862492

>>29862492
It's how the japanese say his name and how it shows up in 5ch screenshots. Really at this rate we'll need a ritual post for this too.

>>29862492
uncle nowa ah ah ah ah

>>29862136
CUTE PUPPTY UwU

>>29862316
You know you could always try watching them. Clips are literally everywhere for HolostarsJP and there's a Starsanon that comes here just to drop off TL clips of them so people know more about them.
Collabing with JP senpais especially in a branch like Stars where everyone knows each other is proper etiquette.

Uncle Nowa my beloved

Good evening holobros, nijifag here.
Tell me about Vesper please, his zomboid stream was incredibly entertaing but at one hour mark he had to stop, he almost seemed dissapointed to be honest.

What gives? Someone autistically playing zomboid for hours is the kind of content I dream off.

>>29862014
Do you just click the link without reading the post? It says non-Holostars collab because it's fucking obvious they are going to collab with them first like what you ranted.
I'm starting to think you people are falseflaggers trying to make starsfags look bad.

>>29862635
the transformation is complete...

>>29862667
What gives on what? They have some kind of artificial one hour time limit is all so they can't play as much as they want to but it'll go away.

>>29862667
soon, once the 1 hour limit is lifted

>>29862492
Uncle Nowa ah ah ah

>>29862667
You'll definitely be getting that once the one hour limit is lifted. He loves the game. Just be patient, anon.

>>29862667
Welcome friend! Management has limited their streams to 1hr in the first month to avoid potential burnout supposedly

>>29861740
Based Oil Baroness gonna single handedly fund Holostars EN

>>29862667
Some stupid ass management(Omega) decision.
The common theory is that the talents would spontaneously combust after streaming for more than an hour in the first month after debut

>>29862816
They don't?

>>29862492
The same reason why Aruran, Roberu and Rushia would be called Al Landis, Robel and Lucia if they were EN. It's just the retarded way japanese write with runes that messes the names

>>29862667
Cover experimenting with the boys since their brand new and their the first generation for StarsEN. The 1 hour limit is probably to help entice new people like yourself to give them a look.

Just wait for a few more weeks, they'll probably be allowed to stream longer soon. I also want longer streams for the boys. Also if you want to know more about Vesp just watch his Debut and his VODs, their golden.

>>29862667
He's a very nice 28(?) year old man who grows peppers and escaped the wage cage.He is based in everyway. His daily zatsudan is in 20 minutes.

>>29862892
>their golden.
their golden what

>>29862885
>Al Landis
You ain't supposeta know that

>>29863008
I mean their fun to watch and it's like finding gold. It's an expression, anon.

>>29862645
I do watch them on occasion but the language barrier is a pretty hard filter
More than that though, I've rarely ever seen cross-language collabs go super well and I think a lot of people here are setting themselves up for disappointment if they think the two branches are going to be super tight knit. It's very likely going to be more like how myth interacted with holoJP instead; I could turn out wrong, but I'm afraid a lot of people here are setting themselves up for a letdown.

>>29863008
Omega is starting to silence people who kept complaining about not having longer strea

What's the homosexuality level of the Tempus boys?
>Dez
Bi
>Uncle Nowa
Bi?
>Leader
?
>Axel
?

>>29863078
NTA but shouldn't that be they're rather than their?

>>29863123
anon...?

>>29863123
wait is omega candle jack is that what happened to the guy in the pictu

>>29863147
Axel's Bi definitely and leader is too but they have to be dead and in pieces first

>>29863147
they're all bi except axel anon

Tempus is shaping the culture of what one should expect Holostars EN. At least 80% of all futher applicants will try to emulate their attitude when recording their presentation videos for Cover.
And Yagoo will watch every single one of them

https://twitter.com/vv_tamo/status/1554452273706586113/photo/1

>>29863147
>Dez
Bi
>Uncle Nowa
Bi?
>Regis
100% Straight
>Axel
Most likely straight
My gaydar thinks Regis is definitely straight.

>>29863147
They are all gay for me

>>29863147
Has Axel called (you) out for being a sussy baka today?

Went to /hlgg/ and told them Regis is cool now. They still think he’s a faggot. I tried bros

>>29863306
>Sir, please, you've been holed up in your office for two weeks now
>"Nowa-oji ah ah ah ah"
>Sir please the company needs you
>"Kusogaki Magni ah ah ah"

Uncle Nowa has become my later night/early morning entertainment.
I watch his chatting streams right before I go to bed, and I wake up just in time for Reggie, Magni, Axel, and Nowa streams in the morning.
Pretty comfy desu.

>>29863306
I wonder if 4 members for each gen will be the standard for StarsEN. Maybe they'd consider adding a 5th guy if the boys continue to do well.

>>29863147
Leader is rapesexual

Uncle nowa 10 minute ah ah ah ah

>>29863350
Novices will think Regis is gay by his voice, but in reality he acts as someone who is straight who happens to be stuck with a soft voice.

(((TEA AUTISM)))

It's about that time again for another morning Nowa stream, so i'm busting out another tea review.

Tea - 2007 xiaguan "Holy Flame" raw puer
6g of leaf brewed in a 100 ml gaiwan brewed @ 100 degrees celsius
10 second wash with 5-7 second steeps

Got a nice 2007 raw puer here. Apparently it was dry stored in Guangzhou until 2011, off the bat the dry leaf smells woody as well as sort of spicy? It also has some nice smoky undertones. The wet leafs aroma kind of surprised me, it has a that very characteristic aged smell with some camphor-y notes and smoke. A cup of this stuff tasted like aged wood with some creamy undertones, almost no astringency and a spicy finish. It's almost tobacco-y. (not that i would know what tobacco tastes like ahaha)

Delicious comfy aged tea that would go great with some classic literature.
8 plastic balls out of 10

>>29863336
Is there any translator clipper that captured this moment? I want to see JP comments on this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42uo2gpvGLI

NOWA OJI IN 10 MINUTES

>>29863413
>implying /hlgg/ is going to do anything but be a bunch of seething retards
Never go there again, anon. You'll lose braincells the more time you spend there.

>>29863515
nice. enjoy the zatsudan, tea anon!

>>29863147
everyone except Axel is Bi I think. Axel seems like a heterosexual that's extremely feminine in appearance.

>>29863147
>Magni
Powerbottom, only takes dick in his tight bussy. Rides dick like no other
>Uncle Nowa
Gentle and Maternal bottom. Let's you cum inside at your own pace while being a supportive momther.
>Leader
Sadistic top. You will accept his love
>Axel
Service top. Dumb like an animal and fucks like one too, only purpose in life is to pleasure your holes.

>>29863413
>going to /hlgg/
ngmi

if someone thinks regis is "the gay one" i know they didn't watch past his debut

>>29863095
>I think a lot of people here are setting themselves up for disappointment if they think the two branches are going to be super tight knit
You are right. As a starsfag I think they will be as close as how ID is with the StarsJP but they wouldn't be as tightly knitted like the StarsJP are to each other.
So I'm just expecting more cross branch collabs like IDstars compared to ID, but nothing more than that.

>>29861766
Sadge doggo is sadge…

Cover, please get our boi his games and songs.

>>29863648
>gentle and maternal bottom ojisan
h-hot.......

>>29863598
why is live chat so retarded

Are you guys ready for 1 hour to flyby and feel like 10 minutes?!

Today it will move.

https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1554511274116993024

>>29863767
Someone stop this time traveling vampire!!!

I want a breastfeeding handjob from Uncle Nowa...

>>29862749
Ok cool, I'll keep an eye out.
>>29862892
Seems a bit silly but ok. Can't say I've ever heard of a streaming time limit on any company.

>>29863811

>>29863832
I swear you people are paid fujo shills trying to break up /MANS/ and cause a split or some drama.

>>29862136
Stay the fuck away from my oshi.

>>29863515
Blessed tea anon. You've inspired me, I'm actually going to start brewing my own too before streams

It is august 2nd and uncle nowas starting screen does move

>>29863420
Ive slightly shifted my lunch break to watch nowa streams while I eat

>Talking about food in prechat
>Jp bros taking about raw egg over warm rice and natto
YUCK!

>>29863676
/hlgg/ is a cesspit that still thinks Tempus are going to cuck them so they cope by calling everyone a faggot, they started seething over the alien at nijikek for making a tweet

Did you brush your teeth yet, anon?

>>29863954
yes anon, and flossed. now im ordering lunch

>>29863954
No, I just woke up.

>>29863811
>>29863881

>>29863939
japanese raw eggs go crazy though, dont knock it till you try it
natto however is fucking horrid and i will never understand how someone can stomach that shit

>>29863883
anon, are you retarded? the fujos have been here since the initial split, it's what makes this general unironically good

>>29863954
i've been brushing my teeth more often thanks to uncle nowa!

https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1554512083718250496

>>29864010
TuT

accelerate

>>29864021 nta
>it's what makes this general unironically good
????????????????? elaborate

>>29864042
Ojisan....your sleepreps

>>29864042
>cockroach wasps
STOP BEING SO RELATABLE! Reading about random horrors of nature.

NO SE MUEVE
TAKE YOUR MEDS

IT DOES NOT MOVE!

UNCLE NOWA ON THE TELLY

IT DOESN'T FUCKING MOVE

UNCLE NOWA AH AH AH AH

>>29864042
>stayed up just to fix NAT issues for axel
W-WHOLESOME AHHH

Its moving im not taking meds

>>29860599
>Only 1 vote for Iofi and Risu
Am disappointed

>>29864100
the power of bros, gays, yumejos, and fujos is too much for moral mind to comprehend

NO SE MUEVE

WTF IT MOVED

>Competent gentle voiced leader who is good at everything, acts super friendly, but has yandere tendencies
>Debuts with bratty alchemist that's constantly blundering and flustered, with increasingly obvious submissive tendencies

>Young fit guy who's street smart and knows a lot about the world but is basically retarded, in denial about non hetero activities
>Debits with kind and helpful older man who has a lot of book smarts, is easygoing and isn't embarrassed to be himself

Yagoo making his own yaoi anthology come to life. Amazing.

MY UNCLE IS STREAMING SHUT THE FUCK UP

ITS MOVINNGGGG AIEEEEEEEEEE

The screen does not move
It has never moved

Once again although I know you guys are trolling. It does not move. What you're seeing is pixels from the Kbps being inconsistent. So some areas become more pixelated than others making it seem likes its moving

>>29864106
>>29864111
SI SE MUEVE
YES IT DOES MOVE

Nowa can't contain himself

Uncle Nowa wants to talk!

>>29863683
Are there any starsfags that are actually expecting them to get in that close with StarsJP in how tight knit there are? I'm one myself but I'd never even dare to think they'd reach the bonds that those men have forged with each other.
I only have 2 expectations overall:
>Tempus and StarsJP will be closer with each other than HololiveEN and HololiveJP are
and
>Tempus will be closer with StarsJP than they will be with HololiveEN
As long as those two conditions are fulfilled, I'll be perfectly satisfied.

what did he say I missed it fuck

h-hayai

>>29864195
RRAT

>no introduction
why is he like this?

>>29864192
SÍ SE MUEVE
SIEMPRE SE HA MOVIDO

Magni's in chat. Another stream to get bullied, maybe.

I love my uncleeeeeee

uncle nowa is excited today

>>29864238
shut up he has a bug to show me

>>29864226
cockroach wasps

>>29864167
What would be the equivalent in female form?

>>29864238
Uncle just wants to talk, give him some slack

a-a what c-cock?

Emerald cockroach wasp are kinda pretty though

what the fuck

>>29864042
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1554513139697233920

Not the emerald you're thinking of, Magni...

For some reason Nowa has some sort of fascination with all things zombie.

What prompted this topic.

>my autist uncle can't wait to share his random internet knowledge
i want to go camping with uncle nowa and have him teach me all sort of cool things

>>29864312
>>29864311
Don't look up cordyceps it's a lot more fucked up

Vesties I'm out of the loop, why the fuck is Vesper talking about cockroaches and wasps?

>>29864301
stop this faggotron it's streamwatching time

>>29864238
He wants to show us a cool bug he found, please understand

I think i read about this in a picture book from when i was a child

Uncle Nowa why?

>>29864301
MATING PRESS

>>29864335
>>29864343
I don't know he didn't give context.

>brutalizes cockroaches
based

>>29864343
check his twitter

WHAT THE FUCK NOWA

There's a doujin about this (don't ask me how I found this)...

god he's so autistic i love him AHHHHHHHH

Gross. You would still have a cockroach in like the house or whatever, but then there's baby wasp afterwards.

Uncle nowa...

>>29864345
sorry vestie, you are right

he's literally me

>>29864343
There is no loop, he just found something and wanted to share it.

Jesus Christ.

Insects are the closest thing we have to actual real life horror films

the hell is this old man talking about kek

>>29864343
>>29864335
>>29864367
He fell into a wikipedia hole while trying to fix a tech issue, possibly Axel's

could Nowa Oji be a STEMchad? he talks about this stuff comfortably, maybe he just reads too much

>>29864343
>>29864354
>>>>>>>>>
>>29864042

>>29864342
>>29864342
>cordyceps
>Magni and Nowa mention it
AYO?

>>29864404
I'll mating press you later for this

Ayo I know this I watched a documentary about this. There's also a wasp(?) that lays it's eggs in catapillars and its arvas eat the caterpiller from the inside out

>>29864350
Uncle Nowa and my oshi have something in common...

What is this noise in the background? Is he scratching his ass?

>>29864419
parasites in general are fucked up

Isn't nature beautiful?

cockroaches are gay. It literally has cock in it.

>nature is messed up
you take that back or else

I like how he says that he wants this to be a testing ground for how much his chat can handle but Gura talks about worse stuff on the regular

Have you ever seen a wasp carrying a tarantula? They paralyze them, carry them to a burrow and bury them. Then they inject them with their eggs, which proceed to slowly eat the spider from the inside out while avoiding vital organs to keep it alive for as long as possible.

Arnt there doujins about that kinda thing?

Uncle Nowa is such a cute autist

>>29864460
Why do both of my oshis love bugs. Oh well.

>>29864478
>>29864481
e-eh?

>>29864460
>Chasing stag beetles at 2-3am in the morning
ffs Izu...

IS THAT REAL

>>29864478
>>29864481
s-sugoi

>>29864462
He's rubbing his hands together, haven't you ever heard anyone do that?

>>29864478
>>29864481
SQUEEB

>>29864419
This is why Monster Bug Wars is one of my favorite shows to watch since it's basically IRL Kaiju battles.

Bees are based, wasps can go fuck themselves

>>29864478
>>29864481

he's so autistic, I love him

>>29864481
>>29864478
UUUU

>>29864490
>flashbacks to the hundred page nausicaa doujins

>>29864462
beard

please don't post anymore insect pictures sisters...

uncl nowa...
don't tell him about that insect anime please

>>29864478
>>29864481
AHHHHHH

>>29864478
>>29864481
AWAY, SQUEEBS

Thanks I hate it

>>29864437
feel like he's in tech somehow, but clearly didn't like his job. might be in IT based on the peeling computer screens story

>>29864478
>>29864481
sasuga nowa-sapings...

>>29864478
>>29864481

>>29864478
>>29864481
Nature is scary, nothing new here.

>>29863777
>>29863930
>>29864111
>>29864206
>>29864121
>>29864161
It could move if you can get him to see it
https://twitter.com/ariarinchan/status/1553470484511133699?s=20&t=p_1fUN7UtK8TpgAQx4juJg

>>29864478
>>29864481
F-fauna please stop making more horrors of nature thank you.

>>29864509
It's the basis for the zombies from tlou, they made up cordyceps but they affect people.

The wasp looks boring but the actual emerald cockroach is damn cool man

>>29864478
>>29864481
WE ARE

>>29864478
>>29864481
I didn't want to believe this thread was filled with Saplings but...

i want to torture magni with bugs!

EN3 will have a wasp chuba

>>29864387
sasuga infestation anon...

>>29864350
based

>>29864617
That looks cute and I fucking hate cockroaches

>>29864563
Based zhang destroyer

That is like the Simpson episode with the snake

STOP POSTING BUGS OR ELSE I'LL FAINT

Oh, I saw Mimic when I was a kid and I forgot about it for so many years except for that spoon thing

>>29864563

I'm having flashbacks of that brain eater doujin

Speaking of pests I really do need to hire an exterminator at some point.

please Nowa...stop talking about bugs...please don't dig deeper into bug animes....

>>29864696
based

>>29864656
>OI
>TEME

>>29864478
>>29864481
WE DID IT DISCORDVIRGINS

>>29864672
Look at this cool stag beetle

i've watched upwards of 2,000 anime and i've never watched HxH

>>29864696
He's right. Every time one of those bastard ants get crushed, I cheered.

I watched Hunter x Hunter when xQc streamed it

In this (very good) scifi novel I once read, there's an alice race that literally trying to colonize Earth because they love the taste of human meat.
The author wrote about that alien race just like we treat lifestocks:
>Eating medium-rare human with some red still on it.
>Alien cooking shows
>artisan farms where humans are born and bred just for their meat
>industrial slaughterhouse
Good shit.

>>29864478
>>29864481
Natural horrors beyond human comprehension...

>>29864478
>>29864481
Mommy and daddy issues...

>>29864624
You'd better believe it brother
https://poal.me/dg4zmi

>>29864741
lapchan my pet insect

>>29864742
Read it if you want its faster

wait, it's pronounced "Hunter Hunter" and not "Hunter Ex Hunter"?

Cmon Nowa, Leorio is kinda smart

>>29864587
that sounds viable, I hope, we'll probably see in the PC scrapping if he really is ultra technical

>altare is killua
>Axel is Lerio

>Reggie as Killua
BASEDBASEDBASED

ALTARE AS KILLUA

>>29864764

>>29864563
>zhang destroyer
BASED?

ALTARE IS A PSYCHO

>Altare is Killua
Oh Uncle Nowa please don't invoke it.

>he's kind of nuts. he's kind of crazy in the head
KEK

>Altair is Killua
>Cause he's crazy

YOU CAN'T SAY THAT NOWA, ALTARE WILL SILENCE YOU

>>29864807
Yeah its silent

>>29864823
true

>>29864741
Lapsama my esteemed friend

>ALTAIRE CRAZY IN THE HEAD
OH NO HE KNOWS

>>29864806
>300

>>29864807
Not this shit again

>Altare is Killua
More like gon desu

>>29864806
>300
lmao

Hey, he's aware

>>29864807
The "X" (cross) is silent.

>sometimes Altare goes a little weird
LMAO HE KNOWS

>>29864604
learning this person is from brazil activates my inner saviourfag

>>29864709
theres no problem with bug anime

>>29864806
>300
Does he have an STD?