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29851425 No.29851425 [Reply] [Original]

Look at my cute green wife

>> No.29853878

it's a shame she's vegan so she probably won't swallow my cum

>> No.29854094

>>29853878
vegans can't eat cum?

>> No.29854190
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>>29853878
>Not filling her womb to the brim every day
What are you, gay?

>> No.29854344

>>29854094
they're not supposed to eat anything that's alive, sperm is alive
but since she's mother nature guess she only has raw sex since condoms made of ruber are contamination
guys how the fuck are we supposed to fuck fauna?

>> No.29856991

>>29854344
You can askEddy about it

>> No.29857102
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29857102

Saplings are all my wives

>> No.29857583

>>29854344
1. Sperm is about as "alive" as a plant is
2. Vegans can't eat animals or products of animals (like milk).
So yes, fauna won't eat sperm but it's not because sperm is alive, it's because it's a product of an animal. But, there's a chance you could trick her into doing it if you convinced her that if vegans can drink human breast milk, then drinking human sperm should be vegan too.

>> No.29858197

>>29853878
>implying i give a fuck
I will fuck her harder than an entire whorehouse gets fucked, and cum inside, then she will nurse me from her breasts until i fall asleep.

>> No.29862693

>>29857583
>>29854344
>>29854094
>>29853878
You're both very wrong. It's not that they can't consume animal products, it's that animals can't consent so there is no way to consensually get milk or eggs or anything like that. The only way swallowing cum wouldn't be vegan is if she raped you and forcefully sucked your dick and made you cum against your will.

>> No.29868307

>>29862693
Well what if that's exactly how I want it to happen

>> No.29871348

>>29868307
Then it's consented

>> No.29871461
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29871461

Fauna wouldn't eat cum unless it was from a girl's penis

>> No.29873909

>>29857102
yeb

>> No.29874312

>>29853878
That's not your wife that's my mommy!

>> No.29876350

Green Blue Fauna

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>>29854344

>> No.29877821

>>29851425
Dad come home I miss you

>> No.29880466

>>29857102
Pls be gentle, Risuner-kun

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