/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

How would your favorite hag react if they found out (you) masturbated to them?

>>29598545
>Botan
She would probably laugh at me for masturbating to them, which would make my dick harder

>>29598545

She's currently masturbating to that thought

>>29599923

>>29599923
holy fuck

>>29599940
>Hololive_Botan_wedding_3
What happened to 1 and 2?

what does /hag/ mean? Elder vtubers?

>>29598545
i have no idea how she'd react to a horny watamate

>>29599923
That outfit got nipple bumps on it. She knows exactly what she wanted with it

>Marine, Sora and AZKi sang the Rayearth OP
I fucking love hags

>>29598545
She will drag me to the watermelon room alive...

>>29600628
I have four, actually. Being married sounds nice, except blowjobs would be a nightmare with her coarse lion tongue.

>>29602049
>except blowjobs would be a nightmare with her coarse lion tongue.
Anon her blowjobs are the best because of her coarse lion tongue

I love my aunt.

>>29602128
i would shatter, i would have no power, she would absolutely dominate me and i would have to follow her every word

Thinking that Botan's roommate is 35+ makes my dick really hard even if she has children.

>>29602588
That sounds like a you problem, don't feel too ashamed, I would love to have Botan look after me

>>29602128
You're a braver man than I to have something evolved for stripping flesh from bone touch your dick. I'm 3.5 inches, I need to keep what little I have.

>>29602168
Can we fucking not?

>>29604329
Can we not what? Gatekeep hags who objectively meets requirements and fit them even better than some
>honorary hags
just because of unconfirmed rrats and /r9k/ retardation?

Posting hagerie in hopes of avoiding this timeloop.

Reminder to not bite the bait and report for trolling

>>29604894
Lmao she is 20 years old or like that, literally child,not interested.

>>29605829
God I love Mio

I want my hag to deny me the right to cum at porn and only cum at her.

>>29605829
>angy
Why is she mad?

>>29607601
not enough sniffing

>>29601052
Her member stream after live make me cum like 10 times

>>29607819
Do wolfgirls even have anal scent glands or are they glandless like primates?

>>29598545
Botan
>*laughs*
>"after all, it cannot be helped."
>"so anyway, check this out" *starts nerding out about the latest motherboard*

Mio
>giggles in embarrassment, momentarily flirts with a simple "ohh~, is that so?", but can't stop giggling again

Aki
>"that's healthy, isn't it? are you looking after your hygiene? good boy."

>>29598545

>tourists and tribal faggots shitting up the board
What are all these janitors for when they do fuck all to ban those spamming retards.

>>29608024
What did she do?

>>29604542
Your hags don't meet the requirement of not being a feminist roastie

Don't mind me just posting my wife

>>29609729
they are glanded and musky

>>29619856
This. I don't care about whoring but feminism is where I draw the line.

>>29597702

>>29619994
did i make this post?

>>29620182
i know i'm on 4chan but this is the dumbest thing i've read all week. god forbid a woman wants women to have equal rights

>>29599923
this christmas I'm going commit a miracle by beaming my seed into Senchou's first post-hagdom egg all from the energy I gained from her 3D live

>>29621664
you don't want to have this discussion anon, let's just talk about cute mature women pretending to be anime girls

>>29619994
Breed jestah.
>but Polka is our friend!
Breed jestah.

>>29622364
>Breed jestah

i need more hag feet, give me your best

>>29623068
I only have the one you just posted and this one.

>>29623068
https://files.catbox.moe/5n6wrh.jpg

>>29623068

>>29623068

>>29627689
What the fuck is that?

>>29621664
Yeah sure buddy. The equal right to be dicked by 50 men and still wanting to be treated as a princess. You obviously havent watched her previous roommate. She's pretty psycho

>>29619856
>>29620182
>>29630799
Proof or you're all triple niggers

>displays her eggs in your path

>>29598545
>Tenma
would scold me and beat my ass while calling me disgusting
>Reine
would probably look at me in disgust before dispatching special forces to dispose of me in the watermelon room, might even kill me herself
>Mint
Would probably have different reactions depending on if she was drunk and/or high

>>29651416
She'll have to move my fat wolf out of the way first (impossible, is too fat).

Decided to look for more art of Lui-nee on her Twitter art hashtag for the first time in over a month. I immediately regretted it. Several images were of her looking like a literal man. Then I found whatever the FUCK this is and closed it out. Why do so many faggots have to gravitate towards Hololive?
https://twitter.com/CyclonicCircuit/status/1551887923720900609

>>29604329
>>29622217
too late anons, the flames have been fueled and these niggers are far too persistent, they'll keep coming back and random tourists will gain ammo for pointless shit stirring. it's /vt/, no thread is safe from retards

>>29597702
I've fallen for cunny lately. I'm sorry hagbros.

>>29654961
It's twitter anon, that place has always been a block down from tumblr and deviant art type of people. Always use pixiv and other image searching sites for yielding better results

>>29605894
That's a hag for an indonesian though.

>>29598545
>Foob
"Oh really anon" followed by her being a smug fuck and teasing me. She'd also be pissed.
>Koyo
She would clam up and blush red. I could see her not wanting to talk to me for a while.
>Patra
"Fufufu that's understandable, you should e just asked me instead idiot."

>>29599923
Why do I get the feeling that Aki taught her that.

>>29656414
she's got a special place in me. The way this hag moves makes me primal. Where's that other gif of her lying down in 3D

Foobs.

>>29630143
It's from her AI: Rhe Somnuim Files streams

WHEEEE

Summer.

I must save every hag before their dusty wombs dry up! I WON'T LET YOUR WISH DIE ABE!

Taking a picture of my wife!

The face a hag makes when she notices your boner

>>29667406

>>29667406
When a hag thinks she isn't attractive anymore but you poke her with your fully erect dick

Circus Hag doing song endurance for the Million
https://youtu.be/1CSuzzpl3Cc
https://youtu.be/1CSuzzpl3Cc

>>29667406

>>29651416
I CAN DO IT, I CAN DO IT FOR ABE BROS!

>>29668859
Make him proud, anon...!

>>29667406
Pretty sure she'd look more like this.

>>29670281
Most marriages end due to lack of intimacy, anon...

>>29623068

>>29667577
Only 500 subs left before she stops bros...

>>29670466
Wait, is Mio even a size queen? Like Choco, her standards seem to be more about moral character, in which case I'm even more screwed.

>>29667509
source for this image?

>>29671546
I meant that most marriages end from lack of attraction to your partner and having an erection just from their presences is the opposite of that. Also Choco seems to want complete freedom despite being in a committed relationship.

>>29671778
Don't even know where the image I just posted comes from, which is obviously cropped.

>>29671778
https://youtu.be/-ErrCgryGAc?t=88

>>29671546
Choco's standars are ''let's fuck but without the responsability of being in a relationship''

>>29672397
Hold on, you weren't the one who posted that...I was...

I love Polpol

>>29672608
I was talking about the cropped Mio lewd.
I couldn't find it by the way, though I did find one that was very similar.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/96953472

Be careful anons. It's dangerous out there

>>29674371
I'm going to bed, will she die if I accidentally roll onto her?

>>29674538
It would be very painfull

>>29675054
I would not want that to happen...

>>29671546
I spy with my little eye something hairy down there-y.

>>29598545
Flare

>Well, it cannot be helped, but don't forget to lock the door next time...

hagbros, Noel doesn't count as a hag right? Just an onee san?

>>29667577
She did it man!

>>29672466
That sounds like what roastie will definitely say...

There need to be more Botan Pol streams.

>>29677796
She's barely a cake.

>>29687260
onee san it is then

Bright eyed and bushy tailed hag.
>>29676587
I can't find the original, I'm certain it's glorious.

>>29659900
foobooty

I think it's cute how so many vtubers are also furries.

>>29682829
She wants to get married but live separately to have her "freedom". It is no wonder she is single and desperate. As soon as any guy hears that they are not going to stick around.

Wonder what would she ask for her million milestone (hope it's a daki). Botan asked for merch, Not sure what Wamy asked for, but Nene is the only one who haven't reach the millio.

>>29610060
> *starts nerding out about the latest motherboard*
A-Anon stop, I can only get so hard...

>>29704839
Who can save her then...

>>29685154
Agree, they've had some good ones.

>>29706067
*Botan shames you for having a low end cpu/gpu, calls you a filthy simp for having a wallpaper/oppai mousepad/desk mat of her*

Finally started working on the team for VTL3. I need funny names for the new members, if you have any ideas please post it. Also if you have one image that would make a good portrait for the players also post it.
We also need new sounds for the SoundExport so post any clip of your favourite hag

>>29709454
>Asks for names
>Forgots to write the players who need it
I'm retarded. The players are:
Koyori
Marine
Toko
Ange
Amiya
ABE will be ''Have Sex and Reproduce''

>>29709454
>>29709621
The two Golden players are Mio and Botan and Lui and Pochi are the silver ones

>>29709621
Marine - something wants to go Captain Sex for some retarded reason but it doesn't fit the /hag/ vibe though

Also with "Have Sex and Reproduce" are we going to keep it being regular ABE or going with it being a THEY LIVE Alien head?

>>29710149
I was thinking on just using a regular ABE model, can't decide if he should be a GK or having him in the forward

>>29709621
Koyori - "High Energy Hag"? "Hag Energy"? because her hectic streaming schedule?
Marine - "Become Hag" or "Cake to Hag"
Ange - "NTR Hag"

Don't know enough about Toko nor Amiya to suggest names.

Friend's feet

>>29709621
me on the right.

>>29598545
That's her plan

>>29599923
>That hand hover
THICC THIGHS

>>29711035
Maybe for Toko “Comfy Hag” or “Chill Hag” cause her streams are often soothing (currently addicted to powerwash simulator), and her zatsudans are low energy talk over coffee type sessions
Possibly even “Kansai Hag” due to her thick Kansai accent but Ange talks in Kansai dialect occassionally so that might not work

>>29696567
Shame. Pubic hair is based.

>>29705517
Bet you good money it won't be a daki. I'd wager either a figure, or something special for PoLDen episode.

>>29714251
makes since if she has a bigger butt then her model

>>29709621
I don't really know how naming works in VTL, but here's my take:
Koyori - Motor Mouth
Marine - Horny Swashbuckler
Toko - Calming Predator
Ange - Girly Tomboy
Amiya - Spider Mom

>>29713734
Man, no other woman triggers my inner saviourfag as hard as Pochi does. Open the fucking borders Kishida, I will save her and her eggs.

>>29716452
It scares me how behind all of her tweets she's screaming for help, her life is sleeping, hospital and udon. Where the f are her friends and family for a bit of support?

>>29709621
>Koyori
Mayo Enjoyer
>Marine
"I'M HORNY" is a classic that never goes wrong
>Toko
Songstress Dog
>Ange
Alchemist's Daughter
>Amiya
Spidermama

How do you guys feel about giving a hag a punishment spanking? I want to spank pochi with a slipper for over working herself so much

>>29732664
If it's a hag, I am opposed to it. Hags need to bend me over their lap and give me a punishment spanking, though. I've been a very bad boy.

>>29732664
Pochi's punishment is to take her away from the computer, bring her to bed with you and cuddle her all night til she falls asleep cuddling in your arms and you can feel the slow steady rhythm of her breath make her chest rise and fall. Let her sleep in and bring her breakfast in bed. Don't let her near the computer the rest of the day either

>>29733300
But that’s part of the appeal to me hags are overconfident and think they are way to old to be spanked and that’s when it hits them

>>29734252
Fuck you that made me emotional, I want to do this, I really do.
Why is life so cruel?
I will find a way to make this true.

I don't get how you people can make sure these vtubers are actually old enough to be hags

>>29741471
reps. Simple as

>>29610060
Botan
>You're making me incredibly uncomfortable. Please go away.

Mio
>You're making me incredibly uncomfortable. Please go away.

Aki
>You're making me incredibly uncomfortable. Please go away.

>>29746223
hang in there champ, hope things work out for you.

>>29717784
She talks a lot about her family sending her food and stuff. She seems to have a positive relation with them.

>>29708123
ANON STOP MY DICK WILL EXPLODE

Kinda offtopic but Hagfriends can you help me with this one? Is there any place where I could read People's conversation? I want my hag gf but I really dont know how to talk with strangers. After asking her job or career I have nothing more to say

>>29655270
I am the opposite. I was worried I was becoming a chumbud for a bit there but Noel made me realize my monkey brain still works right. Then Marine's bday made me remember why she will always be number one in my heart... then I got drunk to deal with knowing I can never have her.

>>29750456
If you can fake confidence enough, you can literally just tell the truth. Saying you want to talk to her because you think she's (X) and then say you don't know what to talk about because you don't know enough about her. That flatters her, establishes your confidence which women adore, and instantly sets her up to talk about herself, something women also adore. It also lets you get to know her better. Also, this is a conversation we're having now, which you struck up just fine on your own. You problems are most likely nerves, lack of confidence, and lack of information on her interests which as I just said can work for you instead of against you.
You can do it anon, I believe in you.

>>29750456
Do you mean walking up to a stranger randomly and trying to befriend them to potentially pursue a romantic relationship in the future? It's very situational. It can be extremely awkward if some random guy comes up to you when you're just chilling out at the doctor's office or something, waiting for your appointment. Only approach her if you have a genuine topic she might be interested in. Maybe she has a pin of a game you like on her purse. Something like that.

>>29750456
As a way to apology for the offtopic blogpost I let this Botan who lost a bet in a csgo Knife only fight and is getting corrected
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/100152847

>>29753991
I genuinely wonder if I'm the only guy who very strongly prefers the pubic hair to be shaved.

>>29753922
Was thinking specially in date apps or social apps. Most people get to know throught Instagram nowadays, It just that my lack of experience left me with absolutely no idea of what people say in general. It's like trying to talk another languague that you don't know

>>29753991
I don't like to see my oshi in this situation :(

>>29754066
In this thread? Probably. But well to each their own. I like all kind of women. From clean shaved to forrest, from cunny to hag, from skeleton to architecture

>>29754166
>date apps
What the fuck are you doing to yourself? It's extremely unlikely anything will come from that. Go socialize in real life. At least then you'll have a basis to bond with an attractive hag you meet.

>>29754215
How about this one?

>>29754166
>date apps or social apps
You won't find a good hag on those anon, those are filled to the brim with bitter roasties who'll suck your soul out and nag the shit out of you at all times. Find hags in the wild.

>>29754370
>the wild
So you're telling him to head out and go cougar hunting. That's a very dangerous venture, Anon.

>>29754368
What did she do to deserve this?

>>29754280
I want to have sex casually too. Of course I wont search for my other half in those apps. Also where to go to meet people? I have friends but I made them in HG so I really dont know where adults talk to strangers now. I guess doing cosplay in a Con is a good way

>>29754577
She was always way too confident and always felt in control. That needed to be fixed.

>>29754438
>>29754613
I can assure you it is much safer than wading through something like Tinder. You'll legit catch something from those places. Easily the best way to do it is to try signing up for various things like cooking classes, dance classes, massage classes etc. Things that tend to have women in them so you can both learn a skill to make yourself more interesting and meet them at the same time.

>>29754613
Cons and such are good places, yeah. You'll often meet people through hobbies or jobs. Although I really don't recommend the latter, since it can cause a whole landslide of issues. Most of my friend group are people who I met playing games and I clicked with. All my relationships have come from people I met at cons or online (we actually met up).

gb2/adv/, i dont wanna read this shit

>>29754717
You know, they are hotter and better ways to give her correction...

Thanks for your advices anons. Now to the usual posting

>>29754066
nah you aren't, I'd prefer shaved as well (we're just rare and don't speak about it over the majority). Even after I got into hags, I still prefer some type of shaving down there compared to the full garden bush that anons love here. The look and feel just doesn't sit right with me
>>29755090
imagine telling people there that your taste in hags that you're shooting for is based on older women larping as anime girls kek

>>29755090
I have no idea what you said at the start there, but we support our fellow haglovers here. We all want a hag wife and know the struggle.

>>29755161
Me on the left

>>29755161
i haven't responded yet but I don't think you'd want to try dating apps. Filled to the brim with saturated empty shells of women relying on algorithms and the internet to magically waft out their soulmate. Shit like that is why the "casual sex" you mentioned exists. A decent hag you'd find wouldn't endorse hopping around like that and would definitely play for keeps. As for where to look out in the real world, I'm just as lost as you, I'm long convinced that the people I'd want are holed up just like me, only going outside when they need to

>>29755161
That image makes me regret giving you advice.
>>29755187
Yeah, I've always hated pubic hair on women. I've come to associate shaved pubes with a woman who takes care of herself. It's not even necessarily a hygiene thing. It just shows the woman is putting in plenty of effort on her body to make it as appealing as possible and isn't the kind to let herself go.

>>29754166
>Dating apps
Being terminally online is the source of your woes

>>29755191
>I have no idea what you said at the start there
how new

While posting on this thread, I glanced at Twitter and just so happened to encounter this greentext in the wild.
Why can't I have a hag wife, Anons? I want this to be me.

>>29755376
I hadn't looked at the image that anon posted until you said something, Good god
>>29755475
based on how formally he's been typing, I smelled newfag from a mile away kek

>>29755416
It's not like I get matches anyway haha...

>>29755561
Not a newfag by any means. This is just how I type. Not even trying to type formally.

just b urself
my sister married her tinder date and they are very happy, thats all i know about it
lets post and look at beautiful hagchuuba now

>>29755826
best advice

>>29755899
>filename
i kneel

I love hags, but I don't think I could ever truly date one. Or anyone for that matter. My heart has been stolen by Takane Lui. I love her more than anything and want to be with her so fucking badly.

>>29756092
You better do your nihongo reps and travel to japan then

>>29598545
Koyo would act embarrassed but find it funny.

>>29755826
Yeah but Tinder men aren't the same as Tinder women. I don't wanna call your sister a whore but..

>>29756198
>travel to Japan
1) Japan still isn't letting the vast majority of people in.
2) I don't know where Lui-nee lives. And even if I did, I refuse to be a creepy stalker, no matter how much I love her.

>>29756293
is the covid restrictions still a thing? I swear this should have been over a long time ago

>>29756398
They've loosened the restrictions, but they're still pretty strict.

>>29754797
Out of these cooking would be the best. It is a great everyday life skill that everyone will appreciate you being proficient at it. Learning it also wont give off the air of desperation like being a lone dude in a dance class.

>>29756198
THose fucking hips

aww damn fullsize just slightly too big

>>29756293
You can enter if you get a job there. Or a scholarship. I'm planning to aply to one in 2 years.
Dont need to be a creepy stalker just do your reps, get the idea of which area she lives and pray forna random encounter. Never mention you're her fan or do smth related as a hobby. How do you think artists have dates or get a partner?

>>29759138
Scholarship is out of the picture for me so what jobs are the best for me to get in Japan?

>>29759480
The IT industry is pretty international, I'm trying to enter with that. Still cant decide what speciality tho. You can always be an English teacher or another languague too

>>29759728
The IT industry is what i'm thinking on moving to as well, though I remember my computer science teacher treating me like complete utter dogshit which made me perform pretty badly in school (I still did good but I could've gotten better)

>>29759728
edx.org senpai
>put on the programmer socks
>optional but you can fork over about~ish $150 +/- for a verified cert from [SCHOOL]
>get to coding
>brag about how you took classes from harvard or whatever
worst case scenario you lie out your ass about how it only took you $125 or whatever out of pocket since you lucked your way into a scholarship for that course

>>29760111
The IT industry is full of memejobs as well. So search a little about all the different areas of IT. For example SCRUM is literally be the person between the programmers and the executives. Don't need IT knowledge just need to be social and gold at talking

bros, I need to meet my hag wife. what can I do to learn Japanese? I know hiragana and katakana, with the bare minimum of grammar/kanji/vocab, but that's it.

What's the ideal way to go about learning from here?

>>29763897
>what can I do to learn Japanese?
read Tatsumoto's guide to japanese: tatsumoto.neocities.org

>>29768480
fuu-tan... beautiful...

>>29759138
>pray for a random encounter
What are the odds, really? All that would happen is I'd never find her and I'd get depressed. Just gotta get used to a parasocial relationship.

>>29738863
>2M subs
That’s a lot of hagchads

Have you ever seen a hag dance under the moonlight?

>>29771651
I mean Koopa's bf was her fan. So It's possible. Make it happen

>>29780679
That just enters into weird and not cool territory for me

>>29780679
>koopa
Who?

Hag stock.

>>29759480
I'm training to be an airline pilot, everyone in the industry I've talked to strongly recommends no breaks between finishing training and spanking out hours until fully qualified, but I've been dead set on applying for the JET program (unrelated to flying) for years now, and now that I've finally finished my degree this will be the year I apply. It does mean not flying for at least a year but gotta get those contacts made and relationships started sooner rather than later, I'm about to be a hag myself. Need hag2t2kvg wife

>>29782836
They're both happy now and she finally has someone to support her with her sickness, so it's good

>>29785347
JET is one of the better ones, just don’t get into Interac or any eikaiwa schools, those can suck the soul out of you
You may be placed through JET in the countryside (inaka) over a city though so expect some slightly rural life, may not be very many hag options depending on which area you get placed
Positives are you can always try your luck in the HUB bars in the city nearest you which is where the westerner loving hags often gather

>>29754368
Oh god this is so hot, please tell me there's a continuation

>>29786795
Haven't a clue. I found it posted in the Botan thread ages ago. This is my kink though, so I'd love you to share it if you find it.

>>29709818
Ok let me know what you think about theses
Koyori : Potion Seller or Mayo Enjoyer
Marine : Horny Swashbuckler or IM HORNY
Toko : Calming Predator
Ange : Hag Alchemist
Amiya : Spidermama

>>29791962
Forgot to post as caretaker but well

>>29794181
I miss this outfit

>>29794934
I thought I would miss it more myself, but the redesign came out to be pure sex too. Especially the garter belts. More chubas need to have garter belts. Flare's much happier with it too and seeing my oshi happy makes me happy.

>>29687014
I always laughed at goslings but because of Botan I slowly start to understand

https://twitter.com/liiiura/status/1554295371211350016?s=20&t=uDsn4BCTUlV4yIv9lyXu5g

Imagine an alternate universe where our favourite hags are gosling over us in a general called /ymg/ Young men general (any man younger than 35)

>>29834058
and with this I'll say goodnight haggots.....sleeping on a hopeless dream

>>29834058
My oshi is already a Gosling in this universe

>>29834058
>any man younger than 35
Even in fictional alternate realities I can't get any female attention.

>>29834058
>638
senpai are you mentally ok?

>>29838496
I think I am mentally fine for now

I love Flare

Decide the future of Abe

>>29842268
I.. forgot to put the link...
Maybe I shouldn't been doing this at 5am
Anyways VOTE https://poal.me/4b46re

>>29625345
I really hate this picture

>>29842679
why?

>>29625345
I really love this picture

>>29625345
im gonna have sexual thoughts about that picture

>>29834058
so, not me then...

>>29602049
If she loves you, she'll wear protection on her tongue.

>>29834058
I like to imagine them regularly reading /hag/ during their meetups and bragging about who's lusted more by their overseas fans.

>>29842958
The PS5 controller is wrong, artist obviously mirrored the image last minute because he realized body to toe going left to right is more appealing

>>29844717
i just want you to know i hate you now

>>29844512
The idea of Botan, Mio and Polka giggling and laughing at us for lusting over them makes me blush

>>29844512
You think they are posting in their discord about wishing the country to be opened up?

>>29848545
no
im too busy living in my delusions of them all casually chatting with each other about how they want to reverse gangbang me while playing monhun

needless to say im happy in my mental health

Flare is lurking somewhere, I know she is

>>29851997
Hopefully that somewhere is my bed.

I need to lick every square inch of the boomer pirate's body

>>29808638
I have been in your shoes before anon, I envy pre-2020 me that used to laugh at gosling shitposts..

I present you a hag.

>>29857529
>”haha look at these idolfags, simping over this vtuber thing”
*Sex hag lioness appears*
>”Goddamn I want her to sit on my face, make me into an SSRB!”

>>29861223
Bunny girl hags? Bunny girl hags.

Back in the days when i first started living alone my mother did warn me about older women.
>They know how to catch a guy and never let go, be careful around them.
Now i understand what she was talking about but it's too late.

>>29862756
What would they do, give your mother grandchildren she hoped for?

>>29598545
Okay but more importantly, how would your favorite hag react if they found out (you) masturbated to them AND they decided to “help you out a little”?

>>29864717
cum

>>29864717
Reciprocate her goodwill with give her a hand too

>>29867315
While reciting how much you love her, want to marry her and give her the family she deserves

>>29598545
>Masturbating to your wife when you could creampie me instead! You're unbelievable!
>That's it, you're getting CORRECTED!

>>29868928
Getting dommed by your wife is just the best

>>29834058
Then i'd be just as screwed as i am now because i'm 40
>>29861816
>navel window
I'm ngmi

>>29869449
Based