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I know that HoloENhouse wont happen due to immigration limitations for 2/5 people.
i don't see it happening, they live in 3 different countries
I love gura
I want to live with Gura and eat her cooking...
I'm gonna fucking gosling for this lonely little shark....
I love Reine!!!
gura cute
This is depressing...
>>29791794.
>>2979167I mean, gura is gosling prime
Gura will do Ame's laundry!
What's with Gura and Spongebob?!
>>2979178Plus Ame and Kiara owns pets
>holoEN gets the holo house>they can never get 3D
Cunnyope!https://files.catbox.moe/rojml1.png
I WILL MARRY GURA, I WILL EAT HER COOKIES, AND I WILL MAKE HER HAPPY, GOD AS MY WITNESS.
>>29791794 different, and one owns animals
When Calli was talking about HoloEN house it was intended to only last a month-ish when they all went to japan
>Ywn rewatch Ratatouille for the fifth time that week with Gura in bed while eating homemade cookies
Gura is too dangerous when she's chatty.Why is she so chatty
>>2979193zoomer shark
I love Ame so much, bros. We'll get Minecraft a little later on! It's been kind of a quiet day for me, but I'll be glad to see her again.
>>2979092>"That's a damn shame Gura, my one sided crush lives here, so either you need to do your reps, or it's not happening"
Fuck I want Holohouse to happen just so Gura gets to live out her fantasies
gura is the janitor
Gura just needs to polkify herself look how happy she could make her fans......
>>2979193>whats with 90s kids and spongebob?!
>>2979193guess which genmate that looks like a spongebob
Yeah nice dreams Gura but that aint happening. 3/5 HoloEN girls live in separate countries.
>>2979179Ina Ame Gura could do it. Ina mentioned visiting friends in LA before
100% real talk serious life advice: NEVER, EVER move-in with friends, co-workers, colleagues.
>>2979191Gura will steal Ame's used panties!
Reminder that vtubers aren't your friends even if you wish they were
Cover please make it happen
>>2979153throw a lonely vsinger and a few menharas from en 2 and bam holohouse
Huh why Lamy stream not showing up on jetri?
>>29791794 different countries..
Gura is making me want to saviorfag.
>>2979193He looks like Ame
>>2979191She'll launder Ame's delicates with her mouth, yes.
I need this lonely girl in my life. I want to embrace her and kiss her and tell her that everything will be alright because I'm here now and I'll never let her go.
>>2979181>You come home from work>"Hey, how was your day?">Gura's in the kitchen making cream of potato soup>There's holes in the garden where some potatoes used to be>gardening equipment scattered everywhere outside>she's beaming at you proudly while she cooks food she grew herself>"you have to try these apples, they're delicious">you take one, it's incredibly fresh and juicy>you kiss her then head upstairs to change>her soft singing follows you upstairs>come back down, the soups done>chat about your day while enjoying cream of potato
>>2979195are there allergies i dont know about?
>>2979057Leaf-to-US immigration is apparently pretty difficult. The only leaf girl I've ever known down here had a really specialized visa that she was always having to jump through hoops to re-qualify for and renew.
Ame will wake Gura up dressed like this
>>2979201Uohh
>>2979217yeah but that was before the coof
>>2979178Pets are another big issue for 2/5 and soon 3/5 of them. Ironically, Ame and Kiara seem like they'd like to stay near family. Not sure how Ina feels about being far from her family, but she does love them lots.
>>2979236more like naked
>>2979213>Gura will never make community posts like this for youIt hurts
>>2979218I used to take this advice. Moved in with my mates 4 years ago and every day has been a blast. Can't say the same for women though
i didn't expect to gosling tonight
I love Ina!
>>2979006Yeah, this bit at the top is what they put out after they realized they can't fix broken shit on their site.https://support.google.com/youtube/answer/2853833?hl=en
How can I tell if my brain thinks?
She can't stop thinking about it...
>>2979218Friends can be hit or miss, some of the best years of my life were from living with friends
>>2979195Who fucking cares.
>SHE CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT
>I'm still thinking about Holohousei can't take any more, gura
>wait I'm still thinking about holohouse!Oh my god I can't do this
Actually with their personality I can see Gura going to japan for an extended period of time and staying with Mori
>>2979220Fuck you, they are my friends!
>She's still thinking about HoloEN House
So when Gura and Ame move in together they're definitely going to have sex, right?
>the only viable holo en house config would be trinityYou faggots would never shut up if it happened. I've been wondering about the potential for a final fantasy house esque incident happening with holos too
>>2979220>Posting it out of context Fuck off, Artiafag
Watching Gura talk about a Holohouse enthusiastically and oh Gura...at least the conversations is distracting herself from remembering how to wall jump in this comfy and hilarious Super Metroid stream.While Roberu has left to go to the washroom in his Bar Robel stream that started not even 30 minutes ago and he probably didn't wash his hands yet again.Last reminder that Ayame's Mama Kagura Nana released a beautiful cover today.She sang Secret Daybreak and it features the Pride of Hololive Suisei making the song an unique and amazing experience. If you haven't listened to it yet, you honestly should at least give it a try, I'm telling you, you won't be disappointed.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkcCqYk_V1sSo friends, where we at?
Bubba chewing up Burrito, Mori farting on Gura's bathroom eggs... it would be a disaster
>>2979218If you don't know how degenerate the people you move in with that's your problem for not knowing them well enough
>>2979219Gura is reading this thread right now
>>2979210Realistically for it to happen Cover would need to sponsor them for Japanese working permits which...it's Cover.
Imagine Gura pulling pranks on Ame...
>>2979234Leafs aren't going to burgerland any time soon with the coof
>Cali brings home her "male friends" so they can "hangout" in the HoloEN house..
>Gura makes cookies>Kills everyone in the house by setting on fire
Gura seems so lonely. Can you imagine how happy she'll be when she finally gets to off-collab with Ame? And then the rest of her friends?
Gura is so lonely and depressed that she's constructed a whole fantasy world where she has friends she can eat with and talk to all the time... She's dwelled on this for like 10 minutes.......
It's very cute how Gura can't stop thinking about how fun living with her genmates would be.
>>2979240Really, Holohouse would only work for Gura and Mori since they're far from family anyhowEveryone else is either with family or near family currently
>>2979233Introducing Kiara's two cats to Ame's three pets...
>>2979230
please, gura... it's not going to happen...
>Absolutely zero mention of InaI'm not surprised Gura and Ina don't get along.
I just want to marry Gura and have a bakery with her,
>This is now the longest Gura has managed to stay focused on one topicShe really wants to hang out with the other girls, poor lonely shark.
>>2979198Fine by me. Most of the 3D models are much worse than the Live2D ones.
>>2979220I know...
Mori talked about a HoloEN house (surprisingly seriously) in the context of her renting a house for all the EN members for like a month if they came to do a 3D thing like what HoloID is doing. That or using her own place (she's planning on moving into a proper house sometime this year). That being said, the fact that Mori "I can't live with other people" Calliope is actually entertaining the thought of living with four other people for any amount of time kind of says a lot about how she might not be averse to it being longer (and it says a lot about how she feels about the EN girls).
>>2979219Chat's here
>>2979252私もイナが大好き!
>Chat your degeneracy is showingGurachama?
>>2979230Chumbro.... don't do it...
GURA JUST WANTS SOME FRIENDS AAAAAAAAAA
>holoen house
>>2979108What was the excuse beforehand?
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Gura thinks of ENHouse as a montage in the middle of a comedy movie
>>2979275Right here!
>>2979240>KiaraKiara moved away from her family at 15
If Ame, Gura, Ina, Mori and Kiara lived in a house.Who would commit sexual harassment first?
>>2979275oh, the nana/suisei cover was today? thanks for the reminder ayamefriend. i appreciate your efforts.
>>2979272>Ame upgraded to a queen sized bedShe's ready.
why is gura feel so lonely, does that means she knows what not being lonely means?, chumkeks?
>>2979275Right here, Ayamebro! Watching Gura fall into the loneliness spiral
>>2979157honestly dont remember, if I had to guess it was a prechat or discord or twitter but if you ask around /morig/ i think they can confirm
>>2979301Mori is sad and lonely.
I want to be Gura's friend....
>>2979287>Gura is so lonely and depressed that she's constructed a whole fantasy world where she has friends she can eat with and talk to all the time... She's dwelled on this for like 10 minutes.......She's just like me!
>Joked in previous thread about Gura rambling like Lamy about her genmates and coming up with all sorts of ideas for them and Hololive in general>She's still going on and on about Holo EN House>Both also woke up in sync earlierOH IT'S HAPPENING
this stream has put me in the weirdest mood
>>2979218I lived with friends, it's easy if you're not a lazy fuck and the house is big enough
Yo, i saw a thread saying that Ina is the least controversial Hololive member, so I was wondering what troubles have caused some older Holos like Sora or Okayu that I don't see people complaining about to know how true is that.
fuck gura don't think about it too much you'll start thinking logically and ruin the idea once you realize most of them won't move
>>2979153i mean, the jp holohouse ended up just being coco and kanatan really it's still cute as fuck
>>2979284Can we seriously not go even 100 posts without cuckposting?
>>2979220i know even if they say they want to be its a parasocial and it goes both ways
>>2979220Yeah, we are bros
I never quite believed it before, but she might seriously have zero friends in real life.
>>2979317Gura or ina
>>2979317Kiara would slap Mori's ass and Ame would wake up to her tits being sucked dry by Gura
what does sex with Polka sounds like?
>>2979323Hahahaha holy shit this is a new level of mental acrobatics
Yep I knew she'd bring the discussion to pranks as soon as she started talking about Holo EN House
>>2979218I did and it works great
Randy...
>>2979284This sounds like a good doujin plot
WHICH SATAN DICK I NEED TO SUCKS TO MAKE THIS HOLOHOUSE EN HAPPEN
>>2979248And that's why I'm membered to Polka and not even subscribed to Gura
Imagine being so lonely on your own, without a single shred of human interaction besides the people on the internet, and so desperately wanting to have physical contact with someone, that you spend all day imagining a what-if scenario where you and your internet friends share a life together? Who would ever do something like that...
>>2979317Ame is going to rape Gura
>>2979310Gura is a game journalist and a programmer? Meme magic is real.
>>2979273none of them are sexual roleplaying degenerates so I'm sure it'll be finemaybe
>you will never live in a house together with your four best friends
>>2979220based
>>2979347haha y-yeah imagine not having friends
https://youtu.be/Ip8Z20OwAl0still going
>>2979301GOD PLEASE
>>2979308Now you can sleep with da fishies
>>2979185I love Reine too, please don't cater to those retards in management, 99% of your audiencie is EN Reinee.
>>2979272>>2979321I hope the slumber party off collab will be the catalyst for that shit to happen
>>2979218I've lived with friends since I started college and it's always gone well. Everyone does need to have their own room they can retreat too, though, and you want a minimum of 1 bathroom per 2 people.
>>2979284Holy shit
>>2979301Mori says alot of things and then changes her mind weeks or months later, she's a very stubborn girl but she's not immovable
>>2979220It's true, we're enemies
>>2979317Mamaloni, once she tracks down the address.
Gura...
>Hey Ame you get a new house & it's spacious? I-I was wondering If I can->What? Sorry, I was too distracted with my new fishies. Aaaah I already run out of space for a new aquarium.>N-never mind.
>>2979337BLUE GIRLS LOVE!
>TFW now depressed at Gura having no friends besides her genmates>Equally now as depressed that I hardly talk to my friends
Become
oh gura, oh gura
Gura.....you can do some of these things already. Ask Kiara if she wants to watch movies, ask Ina if she wants to talk about girl things.....they're supposed to be your friends
>>2979362Gooruh
>>2979310kek
>We could have girl talk!She's literally just fantasizing about talking to people now...
HoloHouseEN somewhere in North America with a room for 3D and a recording booth would be pretty nice. Maybe not for the big lives but perfect for stuff like kanata and coco drop every few days.
>>2979287based parasocial projection
This is making me gosling so hard I would give up being a dude if I could be a girl just to be platonic best friends with gura
>>2979326I could see Mori moving in with Coco and Kanata
>>2979178I could see Ame and Gura moving for a holohouse for sure. Kiara would probably be okay with it as long as Mori did it- and both of them are used to moving to different countries for work.Ina would absolutely not move- she's too used to living with her family.
>>2979362wouldnt be me hahaha
Guys just wants to chat with friends in real life...
I thought this was gonna be a comfy stream that I could build my gunpla too but instead I'm curled up in a ball thinking about Gura.
The music is just making this worse, jesas.
She's still going... Gura...
>>2979301Noooooo but they hate each other!!!!!!!
MORI PLEASE SAVE MY OSHI
>>2979323What kind of schizo shit is this? Jesas
>>2979326So is Gura apparently.
>>2979368Tia is my friend. I belev...
>>2979385HELL YEAH
>>2979358yeah, EN artist have been busy
>>2979179It might be a dick move for Cover but if they are really going all in on an overseas branch, they need an office and have the girls move in close to that office
>>29793663 friends and ina
>>2979362yeah... haha.. who would do that...
I already wanted to saviorfag Gura, but now I REALLY want to saviorfag Gura.
>>2979325Good thing Gura painted a target on his back.
>>2979287She's literally me
>>2979337She's becoming Lamy...
>>2979382i fear the horrors that will be unleashed if mamaloni ever tracks down the adress
>>2979337I BEAT BOTON , I DRINK SAKE , HELL YEAH
>>2979362MEANWHILE IN THE /hlgg/ MANSION
>>2979400Suisei would lose her shit
>She's STILL fantasizing about itmy fucking chest hurts
>>2979362
>>2979384Gosling prime...
>>2979400wasn't comet living there too? Wouldn't that be yabai?
g-gura!?
>>2979317Ame.
>>2979362haha...
I never want to hear that Gura doesn’t care about her friends after this
Gura is becoming Polka
>>2979195>>2979178the way they talked about it, it would be a temporary thing, maybe one or two months, maybe less or more, but it would likely be in japan and likely for 3D debuts. there's a chance Gura would stay with Mori afterwards if they both enjoyed the company
>>2979341>Mori is the Reaper, and Gura is the killerActually Kino
>>2979396She wants to be here!
How many layers of parasocial are we on right now?
>>2979362I came to the Metroid stream to laugh at her shitty platforming, not to feel
Gura daddy...
>>2979459meds
>>2979312Initially, it was the cool gamer chat and I was in a smash43ds server, and it was pretty fun. Sm4sh came out and it died for some reason (it was also a 3ds modding server of sorts). Then I joined a couple of pokemon go servers in uni (because I went to several campuses). Then I just joined servers for links and stuff and never chatted in any of them until I joined an altcoin shill server, which was pretty fun and unironically unmalicious.
>>2979369I get that it's common here, but it should be quite hard for a grown woman to have absolutely zero real life friends.
>>2979295>inawho?
>>2979362Yeah... that'd suck haha...
What's Gura even talking about?
>gura is now reciting memories from a traumatizing car trip with an abusive mom's boyfriendGuys...
>>2979178It could work for when they're staying 1 or 2 months in Japan preparing for their concert
>>2979452>implying rratfags ever watch streamsIt's been perfectly crystal clear for a very long time now that she loves all her genmates
My mommy says she's not lost, ok?
>>2979394>they're supposed to be your friendsin the end, they are workmates
>>2979350a lot of horn-honking and rubber chicken noises
>>2979218it works if can deal with a person bad habits
That reminded me of driving to Chicago, 4 hours away, as a kid
/hlgg/ house when
>>2979445not too much, it would depend on how many rooms left the building haves, because so far only kanata, coco, suisei, anemachi and rushia live in the holohouse...Unless you are refering to suisei breaking in mori's room and having her way
>>2979339Okayu stole everyone's food and Sora accidentally killed a child
>>2979362Hahaha.... that sure would suck....
Gooruh had a hard life playing her DS, holding in her loli pee and munching on PBJ
>>2979459like maybe 5 or 6 right now, my dude
>>2979396shes here in spirt if nothing else
>ywn go on a road trip with Gura
>>2979459Zero
>>2979435WHY THE FUCK DON'T WE? WOULD IT BE SO HARD? THERE'S A COUPLE HUNDRED OF US. THAT ONE FAGGOT NIGGER DID IT OFF OF JUST SMASH BROS MONEY.
>>2979437Same desu
>>2979358>>2979422
>>2979454>Mori gets to live out her small cute person fetish on Gura because Gura is a literal dwarf>Gura gets a singing buddy whose sense of humor is super compatible with her own
She's teasing us by talking about it because it's actually 100% going to happen... right?
The fucking OST isn't helping, man. Gura.....
>>2979485I'm going to systematically murder every single Deadbeat
>>2979467Weren't anons comparing her to tomoko a few threads back?
Would you forgive Marine, /hlgg/?
Wait do you guys really not have friends????
>>2979480literally all of them have expressed the desire to be more than workmates
>>2979487The latter
>>2979360ONE THRE-oh wait, you're fine. just one letter off.
>>2979362The /vt/ club where everyone screams ''Let's gooooo'' from time to time...
>>2979506I unironically believe so
>>2979362We all share this thread together brethren, it's the best we've got...
>>2979513Friends?
*hands u a pb&j with no crust*
call me a schizo but I think I the reason the EN girls often get superchats with shitty sob stories is because someone or some group, the vtuber clipper mafia maybe, is trying to get one of the girls to cry to some faggot's sob story so it can make for an easy 1million+ views clip and rake in tons of ad revenue. They tried with holo JP girls but due to the language barrier, they didn't have much success and only Watame and Haachama, (maybe some others too that I'm not aware of) have taken the bait.
Holy shit this fucking brat, is this is what watching Shion is like if I did my reps?
>>2979506If it does, we have to thank Kiara for it...FUCK.
>>2979362Yo fuck you
>>2979435WHO THE FUCK DOWNLOADED DOLPHIN PORN ON MY COMPUTER
>>2979513all my friends got married and had kids
>>2979513Where do you think you are?
>>2979485Oh god please no
>>2979506Anon, I...
>>2979513i have two
>>2979530I could go for a good pb&j
>>2979467Women don't make friends with losers who wear crocs
>>2979472Ame's wife, Ina
Gura is legitimately the only one I could ever see permanently staying at a Holohouse, assuming we're talking about Japan (though most of the points apply generally). Ina is too attached to her family, Kiara has been burned by life in Japan before and wouldn't leave her cats again, Ame wouldn't leave her pets under any circumstances. It could happen if it was just a temporary thing whilst doing a month of 3D/off collabs after debuts or something, that's feasible.
>>2979506it's 100% not happening
>>2979499>>2979435IMAGINE THE SMELL
>>2979495>she will never nap and put her legs up on the dash while you drive
>>2979513of course i have friends, i have all of (You)
>>2979499>living in a filthy ruin with only the worst schizo faggots imaginable for company.
>>2979341Suisei didn't moved int?It sucks being a EOP ESL clipfag.
>>2979362AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2979362>haha guys imagine if we had a [insert board here] mansion/island/whatever
zoinks! thatsa fatto catto!
>>2979499/hlgg/ mansion would be destroyed the moment it was created when one of us gets raped during move in day
>>2979513I have 5 friends and theyre all anime girls on the internet
>upside down heartNow I am watching a shark blast fish coming out of a ballsack shaped hole in the ground
>Meanwhile in the /hlgg/ house
>>2979362kill me
>>2979485
>>2979513used to...
>>2979513I thought you guys were my friends
>>2979512they're fucking every night!
Hey all! Fellow lonely takobro here! Just gonna remind you all that even if your oshi may not know you exist, I do! I enjoy each and every small interaction I may or may not have with all of you and value you! You are important! :)
GURA PLEASE TAKE ME TO THE CUNNY FARM UUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2979513My best friend moved across the country and I'm too withdrawn and depressive to maintain friendships because I don't even respond to texts. Thanks for reading my blog post...
>>2979467If you piece together things she's said over the months, she's basically never developed physically and likely got bullied all throughout school for looking like a kid. Probably isolated herself completely from real life contact outside of what was necessary and that's why her entire personality feels like it was constructed from the internet.
>>2979485right now
>>2979566Just don't be a twink.
>>2979337Well they are pretty similiar >Blue>Retardely shy and insecure>Have a giant crush on an older female genmate>Alcoholics
>>2979566>Teamates start having an orgy on the lawn
>>2979533>Clipfags saw how Kiara reacted to the cancer superchat
>>2979513...does it still count as a friendship if you only talk once or twice a year?
>>2979572
>>2979512She tried to rape Shion, so no.
>>2979572R.Ratman found Damascus covered in piss on the bathroom floor AGAIN
>>2979573Is that wingsofredemption's house?
>>2979549Theres no way Gura would seriously be able to stay unless she did her Nihongo reps
>>2979513Haven't talked with most of them in months / years. The Rona hasn't helped in this regard either.
>>2979585
>>2979572I imagine the /hlgg/ house to be more like the Kowloon Walled City
>>2979221This image is so outdated right nowjust like this one
>>2979536IT'S SEXY STUFF OKAY!
>>2979588wait thats a real place?
>>2979573This photoshopped house makes me incredibly uncomfortable/
>>2979513I haven't fucking seen most of them in forever since the coof and they're always busy doing other shit. Unironically /hlgg/ is the most interaction I've had with people in months.
>>2979510t.deadbeat
>>2979564>/hlgg/ islandJesus fucking Christ that'd be a wasteland in a week's time
>>2979350A round of applause
>>2979530*Hands you a pizza with no cheese*
>>2979586Wow, just like me, except for different, but just as bad reasons.WE ARE
>>2979301The only real thing I hope for the next gens is that they are as close as HoloMyth is.
>>2979562Suisei lives in the apartment next door, she's still considered part of the 'Holohouse', though. It's just that KanaCoco are sort of the core Holohouse that'll drop in suddenly on one another's streams and do constant offcollabs etc.
>>2979601Still does, i talk to a few of my HS friends every so often
>>2979533It probably happens but the vast majority just want attention and pity
>>2979614C
>>2979513I don't want to talk with people outside of work/family.
>>2979533I believe this rrat.
>>2979485As much as I enjoy funposting with you guys over streams and whatever the meme of the week is, I'd probably physically assault most of you if I had to spend time with you in real life
>>2979362fuck me i hate it here but i love it fuck fuck fuck
Wait a second, I finally see...Another name for a farm? PlantationThey aren't really funny, only KindaK.indaF.unnyP.lantation
>>2979572Will the deltadogs PLEASE come pick up their aloefag off floor 69? They're starting to get obnoxious with their worship of Takeshi.
>>2979366Jokes on you I dont even have one friend, let alone 4 best friends
>>2979609Mori......
>>2979586can fucking relate, to an uncomfortable degree.
Sexy friend time.
>>2979513It's been ten yearsIn fact, it is because I only care about myself and I hate normies.Vtubers are my only friends. and you guys
>>2979622I don't remember posting this
>>2979614Im too lazy scrolling my unity folder :}
>>2979607it's Groverhaus
I can be Gura's friend...eheheheh
>>2979337Gura's transformation is already taking place...at the end of it all, all will turn to Lamy.https://streamable.com/0umw54
>>2979641Kek, same desu
Ame..... why couldn't you just ask her to move in.....
>>2979435RAM RANCH REALLY ROCKS
>>2979609You don't need to know how to speak Japanese in Tokyo.
>>2979513I grew distant from the ones I had a long time ago and I don't know how to make friends now, this is doubly hard as a NEET
>>2979513not anymore i have family and work i talk to but no one i know outside of that that i hangout with or talk to
>>2979230Its been a while since I've seen this ritualpost
>>2979653>being friends with /hlgg/anon...
well, >we're all fucking sad now.Now what?
I DON'T WANT A PB&F, I WANT A VEGAN MEATLOVER PIZZA
>>2979275Right here Ayamefriend! Finally doing some life reps while watching Gura. Hope you're well!
Meanwhile at /hlg/>>>/jp/34459464
>>2979585 I know your pain
>>2979513i like people in general but i dont like most people on a deeper level
>>2979573Ame has a pdf in load-bearing drywalls
>BARDCOREHOLY BASED
>>2979513Most of my friends are married and have kids at this point h-haha
>>2979680son of a bitch, they really are the worst
>>2979499There's no way I'm living near, may allah forgive me, Takodachis
>>2979362This is how the ff house is made
>Bartcorehttps://vimeo.com/159063171
>Bardcoreok gura i am interested in this
>>2979279>Covid restrictions are the primary reason for no 3d>Mori is the primary reason for no Holohaus
bardcore
>>2979485Im going to declare jihad to execute you fuckers
>>2979649People joke about Mori's Japanese, but it's serviceable. More than enough to live in metropolitan Tokyo. Plus her reps are actually showing progress, watch her collab with Rikka.
>>2979573I'm in.
>>2979680This is why I fucking hate those goddamn dogfuckers
>>2979586>never developed physically
>>2979435I would have sex with all of you! If you take a shower first that is.
>>2979680by far my favourite kinda-ritualpost.
https://youtu.be/cRIfsFefatg>gura wants to karaoke this
>>2979371KekDoes she not know?
>>2979664Blame N***.
>>2979652>Mori got to fuck this
>>2979513I turned out to be the loser of the group. They're all living their lives and being happy, and I'm too ashamed to be with them. I'm fucking nothing. Being around them is too painful to me.
>>2979680*gasp*
Jesus Fucking Christ this is so painful to hear. Ever since Gura's RFA stream I started improving myself. Lost some weight, reconnected with old friends, even got a job as a math tutor for ffs to pay for her membership. But hearing Gura being lonely... it hits hard for some reason...
>>2979667In Japan* Just use a translate app LUL
>>2979680Scandalous
>>2979362>he actually fell for the "move out of your parents' place" scamImagine breaking immediate ties with your own blood for a hollow sense of independence.Imagine putting the people who loved and nurtured you in an asylum to die alone, and then raising your children to do the same.Imagine leaving the house you were born and raised in so it's destroyed and your family estate is sold to people who have nothing to do with it.Imagine not having your parents around so they can help you take care of your kids.All because you felt inadequate around your friends and potential mates.
>>2979513no, and its all my fault, a lot of people irl tried to get close to me and i always cut them off, last years i got worse and deleted all my internet friends for no reason and i dont even know how to fellmaybe im a schizo
>>2979435God I fucking hate all of you, and I hated you before I moved here. Why the fuck did I think this was a good idea? Hey, and stop drinking my fucking beer, did your dipshit worthless parents never teach you any common human decency? Why the fuck do you think it's just okay to steal shit from people? And Frank, I can hear you crying from my room, WITH my headphones on. I'm only telling you this so you know, and other people don't give you shit for it. Let me know if I can do anything for you, though, bud.
>>2979339None. Those two are actually the top in that area.
Gura will go full gosling if she ever meets Ame in real life, she's too damn lonely
>>2979467>very likely autistic>stunted growth/physical development>likely bullied during teenage years because of bothit's really not that hard to imagine why she would withdraw socially and become a shut in.
>>2979586>and likely got bullied all throughout school for looking like a kid.This is probably why Mori is always sticking up for her, saying that you don't know she's really flat and that she's actually a really smart shark
>>2979707>>2979573How did you fucks findout about Grover house.Who's the ancient fucking goons in here.
>>2979680I can't fucking believe this
goora can sing that witcher song from the netflix show
>>2979680faq miko
I think you guys are way more sad than Gura is right now. She's thinking of possibilities while you are wallowing in your misery.
bard bura?
>>2979513yeah I made a bunch in the corps. I literally fly around the country to see them when I have free time. I miss them so much...
>>2979362You know what, I kinda want that....
>>2979435I WANT TO FUCK ENMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Down and to the leftWatamelon watch out, Gura knows about the JFK image
>>2979680sasuga anti thread
>>2979709>takes a shower with clothesnothing personnel sheep poster
>>2979714Who?
>>2979735I want to be gura's friend....
>>2979680we are so fucking lucky to have splitimagine if we had to share a board with those ANIMALS
>>2979741Regdate 07 here. Got banned years ago of course
>>2979714do your reps retard
>>2979707Now that's an image I never thought I'd see in these threads.
obinba
>>2979513Didn't keep up with too many people from highschool, mostly because I just don't want to use facebook or twitter. Entering work soon, and I plan on going out of my way to try and be friendly, maybe get some people I can hang out with. That fails, there's always just the various sites you can go just to meet people to talk to/play games with.
Gura's extra warm and fuzzy today.
AKI AND GURA KALIMBA DUET STREAM COLLAB
>>2979646SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
gura's adhd is worse than usual today
>>2979485Its going to be a mental asylum with a cafeteria like this
>>2979453If she goes down that path, fine, great, it's better than the alternative, but if anything I want her to be happy with her genmates in holoENmansion.
>>2979435I DO NOT WEAR CLOTHES IN MY HOUSE AND NONE OF YOU WILL MAKE ME CHANGE HOW I LIVE
>>2979680Fucking animals
>>2979586>bullied all throughout school for looking like a kidDYRBI
>>2979748Let me wallow in sadness in peace damnit
>>2979730This but unironically. I'm approaching 30 and still living at home, but I took over all the utility expenses because I have an actual job. The only reason to move out is to start your own family.
where did she go
>>2979513Is it bad I consider some of you guys friends?
>>2979435>UOOOH echoes throughout the houseUOOOH
>>2979401Yea, ina values stability, though I still think it would be worth a shot to ask. Who knows, maybe she would be very excited.
>>2979435The fucking deadbeats keep punching holes in the walls while blasting shitty rap!!
>bloop
>>2979611>>2979683We're gonna make it brothers... Just gotta endure the suffering for now...
>>2979485There are some schizos in here who would break into rooms in order to push you down and have their way with you while telling you to dress up like their/your oshi. Are you sure you can handle that? Hell, pretty sure some Anons here actually WOULD have a rape dungeon to put some of you fuckers in.
>>2979736I love that Mori is playing the role of the delinquent standing up for the bullied kid in adulthood.
>>2979716>Meet up with high school friend of mine after seeing him by chance on the street after years of no contact>He's getting married in a fucking month>Even invited me to the wedding>Meanwhile I'm just...Kill me. Like I'm happy for him, but I'd never felt so much intense self loathing as I did when he told me that.
>>2979787I will cut your fucking nails if you dont put some clothes
>>2979771I did my reps, that's why I'm saying this. Her trauma from that time period is probably what made her so avoidant of intimacy.
>>2979682Now this is actually interesting, I feel as if I'm found the exact opposite of myself.
>>2979513My close friends are in a mental hospital
SHARK RESURFACING
>>2979792If it happened to me, it can happen to her.
>>2979781She didn't take her meds
>>2979513I used to have friends, but I don't know what the fuck happened that everybody just kinda stopped talking to each other a long time ago, and now I'm way too old to get friends, you fucks are all I have...
>kalimbaHOLY BASEDPLEASE COLLAB WITH AKI
kalimba time!
>>2979814yeah, that'd be terrible if that happened we should never do that thing you just saidhaha
>>2979730in Freedomland many parents feel like they need to kick their kids out as soon as possible
>>2979736also because mori knows that feel of being severely bullied
>Turned on the blush to unzip the containerTHIS FUCKING MESUGAKI
>>2979815Mori is the delinquent with a heart of gold.
>>2979513I literally pulled a Gura x100 like three years ago and ghosted everyone I knew until they stopped trying to reach me. I did it on purpose. I'm not entirely sure why, but I did it and now that I'm completely alone I gotta say it's nice. Who fucking knows, maybe I'm a schizo. My friends weren't bad in any way, I just woke up one day and sort of didn't wanna be around anyone anymore.
I will never understand the folk that goodness to God actually watch Roboco. Its one thing to watch a boring girl who literally only plays one game but to watch a boring girl only play only one game AND for her to be absolute garbage at that game? That's too much. This surely has to be a joke, I refuse to believe people watch such a milquetoast, skill lacking girl
>>2979792Yes, anon
this xylophone nigger...
>>2979513I tend to grow really deep relationships with online friends every few years and then ghost them forever and change accounts after a while.
>Odie to Joy
NOOOOOOOOOOSHE IS COPYING MY OISHI AKI
>>2979513you guys were allowed to have friends?!?
>Odie to joyGooruh....
>it's another "/hlgg/ is LARPing" episode
>>2979824miko's short tongue....
>odie to joy
wait, what about metroid gura?
>>2979513I've kept the same friend group for like 10+ years now. All from high school. It makes me wonder at what cost though. The friends I have, we stuck together because none of us went out of state for college, never moved cities (except one later on), kept the same hobbies, and I guess found no one cooloer to ditch each other for. I've got maybe 3 friends I made in college that I keep in touch with and that's the extent of friendship for me.
>>2979435>Instead of spamming "X mention", there is a cacophony that is vaguely understood as "X mention" that rings throughout the neighborhood.>the neighbors are annoyed but the cops are terrified
>od-e to joy
It's been awhile since Ame brought out her kalimba...
>>2979362>implying I haven't been living in a fantasy exactly like this in my head for months>except instead of internet friends it's made-up people since I don't have internet friends>I pretend that I'm in holostarsEN and have moved in with my genmatesi dont want to take my meds; the real world has nothing left for me
>>2979741I learned about it from Tw*tter
SHE'S DOING IT
>odeee
>"Odey to Joy"She has to be doing this on purpose
Gura your ADHD...
>>2979513I haven't had friends since they all got married when I was around 18 years old. Since then I go to work and before covid came home and never went out. Its been 12 years.
>odie to joyGawrfield...
>Odie to joy
>>2979388Gura: Me? I'm already half Lamy.
>odie to joyGura...
>odie to joygura...
>>2979862huh? what's that?
>>2979830Don't listen to this guy, he's trying to take everyone's virginity
wtf gooba
>>2979872DYRB?
>>2979848Ina's ribs...
>calli with recorder>ame with guitar/ukulele>gura with kalimbaHoloEN jam session when?
>>2979730Imagine actually getting along with your parents for an extended period of timeImagine having to make sure any friends and/or significant others get along with your parents for an extended period of timeImagine having parents that don't worry far too much about you when anything happens to the point that it's stiflingImagine having to be conscious of what you say and how loud you say things when talking to other online or in-person while in your houseAll of you who can get along with your parents and have them understand everything you do are lucky as fuck and nowhere near the norm
What tabletop/RPG class would each HoloEN be?Gura: Bard (Sea Singer archetype)Mori: Kiara: Ina: Ame: Investigator (Steel Hound archetype)
she's just trolling us right?
>>2979683>>2979585it's a two way street anonsyou gotta reach out to your friends too
>OdieGura your eigo reps...
Something about this shark playing Ode to Joy after that loneliness discussion is doing a NUMBER on my heartThis is dangerous
>>2979730based, but not every family is loving
Gura really can't play by ear, huh....
>>2979845Not now, falseflaggerchama, we're busy despairing over our mutual loneliness.
>>2979792ngl she was a little too quick coming up with that bullying story during the members stream
>>2979513I lost most of my 2 years back it's much better this way
that's like a xylophone, right?
I think she’s getting bored with Metroid bros...
>>2979783>There would be a legend passed from anon to anon about a special room where the girls reside
>>2979792Real life isn't your anime where she would be the cutest thing and the class most popular girl
>>2979730i live with my family and still almost never speak to them, my sisters a bigger shut in than me and my mom just wants to talk about dr phil and burger politcs (we're not even americans). I try to talk to my grandma but besides gardening theres very little for us to talk about and with her dementia getting worse its just getting harder
>ode to jay
>>2979888>gooba
>>2979907Shut up, she's doing her best!
GURA STOP BEETHOVEN IS GONNA DMCA YOU
>>2979865who's this
>>2979664Ame already regularly checking on Gura. It was Gura that needs to ask Ame for this, & she better hurry.
>>2979435next one of you fucks that touches my berserk mangas is gonna get a shotgun up the ass
Fucking kino.
>ode to joyostrogothi delenda est
>>2979840Mori couldn't commit a crime to save her life.
>>2979855why the fuck did larp become the term for roleplaying faggots on 4chan when it literally stands for live action
>>2979833Yes that is what I was inferring. Mori knows what it's like to be severely bullied (and has it living in her head rent free to this day) so she wants to protect her "little sister" in a way that no-one did for her back in za day.
>>2979905https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1jkj1l-mlM
>>2979915Instantly btfo'd. Now go away.
This is a kalimba, for the record.
>>2979787Imagine the smell...
>>2979845She's very, very girly. Easily the most girly girl in Hololive, by a wide margin. I honestly prefer the more tomboyish Holos, usually, but I do watch her sometimes since I enjoy a bit of contrast.
>>2979867Dangerously based. Don't ever stop.
Jesus Christ, Gura. Stop it.
>>2979868Weird Twitter is literally refugees and escapees of FYAD.
>>2979773>>2979513If I could use this chance to blog post though is it considered weird to just try and reconnect with old school friends? Track them down on social media and message them out of the blue?
>kalimbahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=og8QvfSfvBY
>>2979914Ina Ina inaaaa
>>2979932SHE STEALS.
>>2979804No, we have meaningful enough interactions. Though we're just blinded by anonymity.
she sounded like a grandma then
>>2979485I'm more interested what a camping trip with you fags would be like
Ame too!!
>>2979886No, wait, he has a point
>ogey to joy
>>2979946KINO
>>2979865This is Hololive Global, not dead vtubers global, anon.
>>2979946Kino
>>2979895Ina.........
>>2979948Yes and they all suck
>>2979362Haha wouldn't it be funny haha
>>2979895Mori has a recorder collab with SOMEONE (Ina? Polka?) coming up in May.>>2979932Does piracy count? Since she already admitted to that on stream.
>>2979933You're alive and typing is the action you're doing.
>>2979964By Rrathoven
>>2979862atlantis?
>Premiered 1824How old is Gura?
>>2979549Do you really think that a fucking giga hikki like Gooruh would have the courage to ditch her little farmhouse in the middle of nowhere USA and go live all the way on the other side of the world? In a country where she doesn't even speak the language?
Robert it goes down...
>>2979914link to full image?
>>2979435CUM TASTING IS NOW IN SESSION. EVERYONE PLEASE MEET ME IN THE FOYER
hahaha Gura really knows how to play with my emotions lmao xD
You can tell most of chat doesn't even care about the game.
>>2979981We already know it's with Ina
>>2979960i would purposefully drop a tree on at least a few tents
I have a message to all you lonely losers:You'll get there eventually. I believe in you.
When is Gura gonna play Subnautica if she loves exploration and spooky stuff
>>2979952If they're actually friends they will appreciate it
>>2979987at least 9000
IT DO GO DOWN
>>2979987D minor
>>2979960>/hlgg/ camping>schizos burn down people's tents
>>2979981apparently that collab is with ina because she revealed it in the last Q&A, Pol...
>>29799871824 probably feels like 5 years ago to someone Gura's age.
>>29799879000+ years old
>>29799877900 bc
>>2979960>Heh it's a treerat, hi risu!
>>2979933Because it's the most cringe form of RP
>>2979987>>2976804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_YLPQhNtYoPlease, I just want to see an EN play some ace kino.
>>2979845Sio...
>>2979814I, uh, yeah, that would be pretty badhaha, yeah, wouldn't want that.
>>2979948Everybody that was actually funny in FYAD stayed there until SA decided to kick them out for saying nigger
>>2980005I care about Gura. That's all.
>>2979989If she's as lonely as she says she is, she might honestly cling to the opportunity. I'm not saying she wouldn't come to regret it, but you can't deny that she wouldn't immediately reject the opportunity to live with someone she considers a friend.
>>2980012kek
Haachama!
>>2979981Ina already confirmed she was having a recorder collab with Mori
>>2979952From experience, if you were decently close to them in school, it should go over pretty well. Maybe some good conversation. Otherwise, it'll just be a very formal conversation without much to go off of
>>2980002wait a second...
>>2979616Ponte Cityhttps://youtu.be/6ekDvKfQSaY?t=205
>>2979981It's with Ina.Honestly disappointed since I wanted Ina and Polka
>>2979965>>2979967>>2979973>>2979997KINOmind...
>>2980008When is Gura building Atlantis?
>>2979960why am I actually imagining it holy fuck that actually sounds fun
>>2980014>/hlgg/ camping>Schizo starts another forest fire
>>2979819I have been spoiled by a few close friends who have apparently unusual levels of emotional maturity and calmness and responsibility and kindness and honesty that I haven't been able to find in any of the people I've met after them. I generally do like people—many of the things I do are to help people in general or make people in general happy—but I have not been able to prevent myself from comparing them to the high bars that previous people have set.
>>2980025i'll drink to that one
>>2979987Has anyone actually listened to the 70 minute version of this?
>>2980042don't say it, people will be sad
>>2979586>>2979736But she loves when ame bully her
>>2979730Imagine not living in Japan, travelling to various cities and fucking horny menhera Japanese women, or renting a girlfriend, climbing mountains in your free time, because you'd rather have your mom as your best friend
>>2980002bro..........
>>2979939they make really pretty tones. wonder if Gura might try kalimba asmr like aki does but then people would be calling her a copycat
pain peko...
>>2980026I refence chuck norris and I'm fucking 19 you big retard
>>2980014FUCK CAMPINGAND FUCK YURU CAMP
>>2979845Fuck you Sio, she is girly and have an extremely cute voice.
>>2980000
>>2980009
>>2980015>>2980006>>2980038>>2980044S-Sorry takos, I didn't see the Q&A, Ina always streams when I'm at work...
>>2979933It's shorter to pronounce than RP
WINGSCV MENTION
>>2979960Multi-hectare brushfire
>>2979960The takos will all head off somewhere for their Yuru Camp rewatch
>>2979513I haven't had IRL friends in 10~ years and my closest online friends have all drifted away due to timezones and sleep schedules, ironically that's even worse than being alone since I get to wake up to d*scord logs of them having fun with their new vrchat buddies or whatever while I sit around not interacting with anyone.
Wings just got a "Thank You X" response
>>2979435I think every EN girl should have their own house. Kind of like Harry Potter and everyone goes to the school of unity.
>>2979960>camping turns in to a war games with tribals and schizos
>>2979960Fyre Festival...
>>2980021ohoh shit
Gura your Ice Beam, understanding offscreen enemy movement, and holding the button while jumping reps...
>>2979513The last time I tried to talk to my friends they sent one-word responses, I eventually stopped messaging them all together
>>2980009is too late for me anon, im NGMI
>>2979961
>>2980002
>>2980064I was calling the guy who posted chuck norris a retard. Middle schoolers in 2010 were making chuck norris jokes.
>>2980009Thanks, anon...
>>2980028I love that channel, gonna watch after Gura wraps up.
>>2980021I have a question, how did people knew about what age before christ was if christ wasn't born yet?
gura really has a problem with not holding the jump button when she wall jumps
>>2980060It's different when someone you really care about is joking with you anon, come on
Gura please kill the fish...
Mori should play Corruption of Champions. They could easily get permissions for that.
>>2979252Me too!
>>2979960anyone got a Dutch oven?
>>2979960
>>2980098Anon, middle school kids in 2010 would be 50 years old now...
>>2980009T-thanks
>>2979933For some reason LARP replaced ERP a few years ago, I'm pretty sure the popularity of the misusage started on /pol/ (like most newfaggotry of misused terms).
>>2979960I'll be having gay sex with the other gay anons
>>2979513I have "friends" but they're people that I don't share very many interests with and they don't help me very much or make me feel any less lonely and also most of them don't even live in the same country as me anymore.
>>2980098mind still growing technically, please understand.
>>2980111isn't the dev a cunt? he removed a shitton of loli and incest stuff
>>2979960>>2980079>>2980081FUCK YURU CAMP
>>2979960I actually go camping unlike 90% of the people in this thread. I would probably be in charge of making a large sheltered common area with a huge tarp and ropes. Just like I do when I go to pagan festivals.
>>2980002god damnit
>>2979252I love Ina too!
>>2980123atsui!
>>2979952How long and how deep was your friendship? If it was something like you knew each other since elementary, they'd prob welcome it. Just have some questions in mind, like asking what they're doing, any shifts in their path in life, etc.
>>2979901Ame: Cleric Trickery Domain.Gura: Cleric Nature Domain.Kiara: Cleric Light Domain.Mori: Cleric Grave Domain.Ina: Cleric Arcana Domain.
pottery alert
>>2980107Ina had the same problem with Hollow Knight.
>She's lostMaridia, everyone
>>2979960If I see someone break the noodles in half I will go fucking ballistic
>>2980132me likey gay sex
>>2980009I don't beleeb
>>2979960cumtasting contest bonfire session
>>2980053Have you not?it's good, go get cultured.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HljSXSm6v9M
>only 11k viewersis EN finished?
>>2980132You are the only gay here astelposter
>>2979960we split into schizos and ostensibly non-schizos (or by oshi), there are multiple stabbings and/or gunshots, chaos ensues
>>2980106actual serious answer: calendar wasn't invented at that point, and when it was, it had other points of reference
>>2980009Im young....
>>2980136That's what the /hgg/ mod is for
>>2979960>Hey look guys I caught a salmon!>Based
>>2980135No it isn't, it is merely approaching it's decline. Do your early 日本語 reps while you still can.
>>2980143Camping is unironically very fun. But I wouldn't do it with these faggots for the world.regardless an /hlgg/ meetup would be hilarious
>>2979207Because she's bratty. Brats and chatty and smug.
>>2979960my experience with camping is loud music festival, hippies/druggie whores/wookies everywhere, cocaine/molly/acid and LOTS of weed and beer, people walking by your tent at 3 in the morning yelling WAKE UP AND RAGE with a megaphone (and when you hear it, you do)id be down for that if it was all /hlgg/
Anyone else have trouble connecting to Argentina through VPN
>>2980180kek and based
>>2979932Hence why she's just playing the role, not that she actually is one.
I am unable to resist Lamy
>>2980160She assured me that she is definitely not lost.
Gura has 35 health left.Gura last saved an hour ago.
>>2980177I know this isn't the place for this sort of discussion, but what mod is that? I was always disappointed that Ember wasn't fully fleshed out.
>>2980187Amelia has already nullified your ARS abuse, your time is coming
Maridia really, really, really sucks.
>>2980201Oh no
>>2979960Actual tribes would be formed in the woods. The one thing all tribes would agree upon is pointing at squirrels and going "TREE RRAT!".
Man this game is confusing as hell
>>2980171Reine! and Ina!
>>2980167Damn the rabbit gets like 30k
>>2980158i do remember that
What are the chances Ame and Mori call each other on discord for a guerilla collab tonight?
>>2980009It's too late for me unfortunately, but surely other anons will be able to.
>>2979310I don't get the joke. Can someone explain the difference between what Ina asked and what Gura understood using a programming language of your choice?
>>2980183I haven't been camping for like 2 years anon I just want to feel the wind on my face on a brisk summer morning while my dad makes bacon and eggs.
>>2980171Happy I can actually catch a member's stream for once, I'm always awake but busy during them.
>>2980201>right next to a save room>doesn't save
>>2979960>"Hey bros is Gura actually s*wa?">Wood axe through his skull>HERfags get the axe!
>>2980227You know the answer.
>>2980171>apex with pochi>MC with inahype
>She hasn't saved in over an hourGood god
>>2979845I wonder who could be behid this post...
>>2980201Oh thank god she remembered.
>>2980215What are you talking about? It has an automap and everything.
>>2980183whenever cover does a US tour like next year I suppose. would anyone even oust themselves like that?
>Missed the entire chat spam about the floor she could shoot>Completely leaving MaridiaShe won't even fight Draygon this stream.
>>2980201she read your post
>>2979960>doxxbeats are in their tent blasting roommate music while everyone is trying to sleep>a suspicious anon gives everyone brownies, and everything goes to shit when they find worms in them
So Gura listened to Mori talk about the possibility of an EN holohouse and Kiara's Sims 4 stream was so kino that it made Gura nonstop think about having fun with her friends irl in one house. I'm happy that Kiara checks in on Gura knowing now that Gura REALLY wants to hang out with her genmates. I hope EN get to do at least a month or something along those lines together
>>2979510Have fun flushing out those who lurk
>>2980227Oh anon... Oh dear, anon...
>>2979845t. Sio
>>2980171Is Reine going to become a permanent member of the EN server? She already complained about the JP server (as did Ollie) so I'm hoping they do.
>Scans a secret path next to the red "unkillable" mob>goes the complete opposite waynot like this...
>>2979467i know one. ironically she's one of the few friends i have online or off. she's a turbo-paranoid who only communicates via irc. she's really cute irl.
>it's been 2 hoursWHAT?
>>2980212>>2980215sad thing though, she scanned a destroyable in one room and completely overlooked it when it was right by her and ran left
>>2980181Global virus time is my reps break, gonna have fun while I'm young. I'll learn more stuff later.
>>2980186>every hour is marked by people yelling their ritualposts into their megaphones
Western women cannot live in a house together. Japanese women can. Western WomenTeam SirenJapanese WomenHolohouse
>>2980259the map is giant and all those secrets and enemies everywhere and all those different abilities to get through those doors and secretsi can't keep up
I don't know who said it but Groose's theme does enhance the stream whenever one of them is fumbling around not knowing what the hell to do, thanks
>>2980227>EN >Guerrilla collabsThere have been exactly two of those, ever, and that's if you're feeling generous on LL.
>>2979960>it quickly devolves into unicorns and cuckfags stoning eachother to death
>>2980205Don't tell nobodyhttps://mega.nz/folder/St0HiaTC#oNQs48SWTDvmDBLHWZuHHA
>>2979845Come back... Towa missed you...
Gura.....
>>2980215Welcome to Maridia
>>2980262Anon I went to the 4chan pannel at anime north one year, I would be fine outing myself.
One Way Door HATE!
>>2980227no you see the repairman has to come and also Ame will have tummy issues so no impromptu Minecraft collab
Wah?
>>2980270It's more like>Watches Kiara's Sims 4 stream in bed>Chat tells her Mori mentioned stuff about it too>Starts thinking it'd be fun with Ame, Kiara, and Mori>Can't stop thinking about the situations >Also makes for good talk so she continues it
>>2980293Why do you write like a schizophrenic?
Here's the translation of the bug attack on Suisei's stream and the cleanup from the other dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyEnkyk-lzEVery smooth from Suisei. Did it mid round and everything.
>>2979960I would bring a lot of alcohol and take advantage of a Gosling in her sleep
Would you eat your oshi's poop if she asked? If no, why not?
>>2980287I had this attitude now I'm a 23 year old hikkineet and I don't even know japanese
gang activitieshttps://youtu.be/U9FgsySskAA
>>2980287Don't be stupid like me younganont. 20.5anon
>>2980302Arigato.
I forget, did Flare or Luna get stuck on Maridia for a while too or nah?I mainly remember the bantz Luna had with her chat and HIDARI MIGI
>>2979960A civilization full of schizophrenic people is quickly created in the woods, many anons never return due to attempting to build minecraft-esque dirt and stick houses
>>2980235int buyAmount = 0;avacado.isAvailable() ? buyAmount = 6 : buyAmount = 1;purchase(milk, buyAmount)
>>2980295Anonchama your mental map doesn't construct properly if you're just watching, you have to actually be playing to form those connections.
>>2980215WELCOME TO MARIDIA YOU ARE HERE FOREVER
>>2980227
>>2980326>herDYRBI
>>2980328no, because I would eat it even before she asked
>>2980262I would go, but I'd never give up my username even if no one recognizes it
How far is gura in the game?
>>2980328No. Piss only.
>>2980328no, because that's disgusting.
Does Gura not know there's a minimap in the top right?
>>2980337IIRC Luna was stuck in Maridia fr a whole stream
>>2979901Class are gay, let's go with VtM clansMori: LasombraAme: BrujahIna: Toreador(Auspex focus)Gura: CaitiffKiara: Toreador
https://twitter.com/Blue_Senpai/status/1386806880039837697Uh, fellas? Care to explain?
>>2980309what kind of people showed up?
Gura is a native Arabic speaker and that's why she has odd trouble with English at times!
>>2980328nomy oshi does not poop
>>2979845>
>>2980326That reminds me, my alcohol consumption skyrockets while I'm camping, I polish off two bottles of red wine in a night and feel fine after, good times.
>>2980227Sorry but Ame's planning on clogging the shitter again around that time so it'll be postponed.
god damn gura is extra scatterbrain today.
>>2980346>He wasn´t here when /Ameg/ turned into /soc/
>>2980328I would like to watch her take a big shit but eating it would be too much.
>>2980280Too crowded also?
>>2980316Ina Ina Inaaaaaa...
>>2980328You can literally see how flat Gura's ass is in the picture, god that's hotI'm not the only one turned on by flat asses, right?
>>2980366huh, whats she doing with her hand right there?
HOLOHOUSE.WILL.NOT.WORK.OUT.Imagine thinking some random online female friends are capable of becoming roommates for an extended period of time. Kanacoco is the exception, not the rule. Gura can be delusional all she wants, she'll remain alone. >InaWon't move for obvious reasons.>AmeIntrovert, won't move.>KiaraWill move>MoriWon't move. Already said on-stream she's trying to get a residence in JP.It's not happening, unless Gura wants a Sametori house which would be a fucking waste anyway.
>>2980319Fug imagine subbing for a year and hearing her say your name asking to mod....gotta be a privilege
Gura objective blindness is kicking in
>>2980215She looked at chat during the exact second she was scanning a destroyable floor. Everything since she left that room with the pink pipes has been completely useless.
>>2980171I love how Reine always puts some cheesy as fuck subtitles for some streams ("I want to get stronger!", "Having a delicious brunch with (you)"), I find it super cute.
>>2980389Ficl pff doomfag
>>2980328WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM? WHY IS IT ALWAYS SHIT SHIT SHIT? HAHA WOULD YOU LET YOUR OSHI SHIT ON YOU? HAHA WOULD YOU SMELL YOUR OSHI'S SHIT? HAHA WOULD YOU EAT YOUR OSHI'S SHIT? FUCK YOU, WRITE ONE ABOUT PEE FOR ONCE ASLKDFJLA;SKFJD
GURA´S CUNNY IN MY MOUTHUOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
OAH SHIP
>>2979901Gura - DragoonKiara - BardIna - ScholarAme - Summoner/Red MageMori - Dark Knight
>>2980328of coursehow could I say lover her if I wouldn't even eat her poop?
>>2980339Pretty good. Thanks, anon.
>>2980328only if it was absolutely necessary like to save her life or a loved one's life.
Reps this, reps that, reps, reps, bros, where my ____chads at.
>>2980352She killed 2 out of the 4 main bosses. Maybe 60% done.
>>2979960I would immediately fuck off to the closest mountain and chill there until I saw smoke.
>>2980363very wide range of people, femanons, neckbeards, /fit/azins, even one guy who had a problem in his brain that didn't let him talk so he came with a tablet that let him speak. Poor fuck was bitched at by one of the female panelists, she was a cunt. Had lunch at harvey's with him.
>>2980386You are
>>2980293Fuck off Ken-san
>>2980386I like it too, part of the slender girl charm. Although I do enjoy thick thighs on cunny too.
I hope anyone thinking that Gura would finish the game this stream feels foolish right now
>>2980386No, the Irish stand with you
>>2980389you're wrong, but even if it didnt happen SameTori house would still be great>Kiara takes care of Gura when she's down>Gura can play with Kiara's cats >Gura no longer lonely>they can cook for each other and eat together>they can also fuck off into their rooms for days at a timeno downside
>>2980227Best you'll get is Mori waiting around on the server to surprise Ame like she did with the Ame/Ollie/Moona collab
>>2980389>Gura can be delusional all she wants, she'll remain alone.
>>2980328No because poop is gross
>>2980377The orgy or the penis rating thread?
>>2979586>the depression seaniggers fags are now "just like me"ing GuraSad times for sharkfags that can't prove it wrong.
>>2980401wipe the tears off your eyes before typing, gura
>>2979960I want to form a giant spooning session with every anon here with me in the middle
>>2980328
>>2980361That's a big butt.
>>2980410Gura is a Halfling.
>>2980384Gura doesn't care about Ina.
>>2979586she's not that short, anon, and she has certainly had friends before. she herself told us that she's sung at a school talent show. from what she said about bullying, it's clear that she blames herself for the bullying she faced in school, which along with being bad at math could have given her huge self-esteem issues (i speak from personal experience). she also likes going grocery shopping so she's not completely helpless.
>>2980389>she'll remain alonenot if I can help it
>>2980335I'm going back into formal education later in the year. The virus made Uni real hard. I'll be fine, probably.
>>2980403Because piss is easy anon, poop is actually the hard thinking how much do you care about your oshi question.
>>2980442>I actually am IrishWtf is this a thing
She unironically forgot to take whatever meds she needs to function after waking up earlier.
>>2980410>Ame - Summoner/Red Mage>Not Machinist
>>2980319>Doesn't include the part where Suisei says "Moderator nice kill!"So close.
>>2980467>she blames herself for the bullying she faced in schoolyou say that like it makes it any better
>>2980389FUCK YOU THEY WILL ALL MOVE TO JAPAN AND THEY WILL FORM THE HOLOHOUSE
>>2979845The only thing I know about Roboco is that she's James Joyce's type.
>>2980443I read that 'as fuck each other in their rooms for days at a time'
>>2979588
Reminder gura said she would marry calli over ame
>>2980389Gura can move to Ame's house.
>>2980328I can only drink the juice from vaginas.
>>2980235>inb4 typescriptconst buyMilk = (amount) => {// imagine spoonfeeding the code to buy fucking milk lmao do it yourself};const avocados: number = 1;function goShopping(): void { if (avocados) { buyMilk(6); return; } buyMilk(1);};goShopping();This would ideally all be asynchronous but I can't be assed to write that out here
>>2980386Your eigo reps are paying off, jap anon
>>2980389>>Mori>Won't move. Already said on-stream she's trying to get a residence in JP.lol mori is gonna get Kiara'd
>>2979901Mori: Death Domain PriestKiara: Multiclass: Champion Warrior/Phoenix SorcererIna: Great Old One WarlockGura: Beastmaster (marine life) RangerAme: Inquisitive Rogue
>>2980443Also from Kiara's stories she's the kind of roommate who won't talk to you at all unless you need something or she needs something. Sounds like a great roommate
>>2980467>she herself told us that she's sung at a school talent showIf I'm remembering it right, that story was also where she shared her insecurities about her voice., so I don't think it supports your point.
>>2980389your wrong but even then Kiara and Gura would have so much fun singing dmca songs, being scatterbrains and cooking shit together
>>2980487She will become Japanese!
>>2980442>>2980475>have Irish ancestry>like flat asseswhat the fuck?
>checks gura’s numbers
>>2980494Leave it to me anon
>>2980502She'll just intimidate real estate agents with her gargantuan height.
>>2980502>lol mori is gonna get Kiara'dWhat does this mean in this context?
>>2980489nice
>>2979845>>2980254>>2980304>>2980366Did Sio deserve to be punished?
>>2980389Kiara ain't moving. She cares for her cats more than she cares for herself or her numbers and she's on record saying she wouldn't move because it stresses pets out.
>>2980442oh fuck me too, is this a thing?
TIME CHECK, GURA HAS BEEN STREAMING FOR 2 HOURS 10 MINUTES
TUUUUBES
Cute bitch singing in less than 1hourhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmiQbZmuubk
>>2980467wasn't that talent show story about getting rejected from singing at it
>>2980521Check these numbers retard.
>>2980426sounds kinda fun. I'm suprised the convention allowed a 4chan panel tho
>>2980528Deported
>>2980530no
>>2980389Why in the FUCK is Mori applying for a residence in fucking Japan? Jesus Christ that woman must really like being treated like a second class citizen. Does she really think that her rap carreer will take off there? When the holomoney well dries up(And it will dry up, she herself said that she's not good with money, buying expensive shit all the time) she's gonna have to go back to being a poorly payed en teacher working herself to death, jesus, imagine Mori in 30 years...
>>2980389>Already said on-stream she's trying to get a residence in JP.I don't even dislike Mori or buy the shitposting, but she'll be long graduated by the time she qualifies for PR. And that's if they renew her work visas, which Jap immigration are notorious for denying when you get close to qualifying for PR.
>>2980499Gimme the cheat code to buy milk, anon. Do you want my bones to become brittle?
>>2979960Im bringing the guns
>>2980538
>>2980535
>>2980524Mori already having the wedding veil built into her design is kind of genius.
>>2980543Okay, I see the joke, but not quite how you got to it.
>>2980530I wish Sio would come back, solely since her design was pure, unadulterated sex
>>2980528
>>2980389There's not a snowball's chance in hell Mori will get permanent residence in JP. They're extremely selective about who gets that sort of thing, and as lovable as she is, she won't cut it.
>>2980548She just need to marry a japanese man.Problem solved.
>>2980548What's bad about applying for residence...she lives there
>>2980535*Got lost in Maridia for 2 hours 10 mins
Gura is getting a lot better at this wall jumping thing, chatting thing, and this whole being dangerously cute thing.
>>2980542It was the only year it happened, and it was about 10 years ago
>>2979533Things can happen for multiple reasons ya knowIt can be that, people just looking for attention, or people genuinely that sad
>>2980574See:>>2980575
>>2980548>imagine Mori in 30 years...I'd rather fucking not, thanks. White women age like milk.
>>2980521Check dez nuts
>>2980548You have never been to Japan.
Has she been walking in circles for the last half hour?
>>2980551install GroJSery framework to simplify your shopping coding needs.
>>2980574Good. She can move in with Gura.
>>2980548>imagine Mori in 30 years...yes, my wife and our 3 kids and our large house
>>2980486that wasn't my intention, i just used that to support the idea that she still has low self-esteem.>>2980511i've watched that stream over several times and i don't recall anything like that. maybe she used to be nervous about singing in front of people but that's improved a lot. her singing certainly has.
>>2980389Imagine being wh*te and trying to get permanent residence in Japan rumaoYou'll live in your gaijin favelas owned entirely by JET or AEON, and you'll like it!
>>2979433>Mamaloni, Pikamee, Matsuri, Klaius, and Walfiee all teamup together to track down the HoloEN house
>>2980603thats the true maridia experience
>>2980426>FemanonsGood joke. Women don't browse this board, let alone thread.
>>2980235It's just attaching the six to the milk rather than the avocados. It's a joke about ambiguous grammars.
>>2980604Thanks, anon.
>>2980603She's trying to think of something to talk about other than a hypothetical Holomyth house
>>2980603The super metroid experience!
>>2980389>MoriWon't move. Already said on-stream she's trying to get a residence in JP.Pfft she's getting deported next year tops>b-but muh work visaShe quit her job, and cover will not grant her a work visa, and good luck applying for residence without at least one of those. Also as someone who once went into JET bullshit, once you quit that's it kiddo, they are not hiring you back.
>>2980574This.t. my visa ran out in 2016
>>2980530I don't even know what she did.
>>2980528It is absurdly difficult for Gaijin to even rent a rat's nest apartment, let alone buy property or gain residency. Even with Cover's help she may not be able to stay for longer than 5 years.
>all these retards clamoring for a holoEN housethe girls are not your entertainment or your playthings. they are real human beings with emotions. would you want to suddenly live together with 4 other people you met online 8 months ago? for years? no. so stop being so fucking greedy.the only reason you FAGGOTS want a holoEN house is because you can farm your shitty /u/rrats and get your retarded off-collabs, at the expense and cost of the girl's well-being and mental health. every EN girl is a proclaimed introvert who prefers to spend time on their own. kiara is really comfortable where she is and loves her pets, mori is also comfortable with where she is + the new financial stability hololive has provided her, ame just moved and >we know she hates intimacy unless it's with family, and ina is ina so she definitely wouldn't want to move with 4 random "online friends".how can you be such a self-absorbed, greedy fuck wanting these girls to cast away their comfort and happiness just to appease one of them (gura) who might want to live together? do you really think gura's happiness is worth more than 4 other girls? or are you thinking with your dick and being an egotistical, greedy consumer fuck?respect the girls.
>>2980615every seaschizo is a muslim woman sneaking on the computer while their husband is away
>>2980615Anon, I...
>>2980377Not sure if I'm thinking of the same thing but holy fuck early HoloEN was elder god tier "wtf is this timeline" kino for both the threads and the streams2020 as a whole was like that but all of that made it even crazier
>>2979433>HAVE SEX IN FRONT OF ME>I NEED TO DRAW ITKiara's on Mamaloni's side, gives her a gun
>>2980494That is one smug Mori
>>2980618Looking good
>>2980603yes but that just leaves time for us to talk here and listen to cute gura sounds.
>>2980618>>2975687in case you need it
>>2980426based!
>>2980609Imagine being white
>>2980611>the battle of schizophrenia begins outside the house when they all arrive at the same timeKino
Why won't she just kill the damn fish?
>>2980603Welcome to Maridia!
>>2980615Koops.....
>>2980629Have you tried marrying a Japanese man?
Why is Gura so, so bad at platforming?
>>2980634You need to take a lot of meds, right now.
>>2980634Cope
>>2980628When did she say she was trying to get residency? I know she said she was trying to move again
>>2980608>maybe she used to be nervous about singing in front of people but that's improved a lotI might've gotten my memory twisted from seeing how hlgg talked about it, but I distinctly remember thinking that it explained why she tended to repeat songs in members karaoke so often and resolving to not be bothered by it anymore.
>>2980603Be kind. She's a game journalist.
>>2979533I beleeb it.
>>2980631ass was too fat
>>2980615kwapi...
>>2980634Ive moved in with friends Ive met 1 month prior, multiple timesalways had a good timeyou're a sad, low functioning tranny AT BEST
>>2980634>do you really think gura's happiness is worth more than 4 other girls?Yes, I do.Gura is my oshi and I am in love with her.
>>02980634ogey
She has jumped into the same fish over 5 times and has yet to come to the conclusion she should kill it.
>>2980628anonchama... she quit her job specifically because Hololive offered her a new one...
>>2980628>and cover will not grant her a work visa,Why would they not?
>>2980634holy shit man go molest some grass
>>2980615it was 10 years ago, this board and the concept of vtubers wasnt even a thing.
>>2980666she's playing with the joycon stick
>>2980389>>2980574>>2980609>>2980502>>2980549>>2980628What if she marry a nip?
>>2980634I'm not going to read the rest of that post but a HoloEN house would legitimately be terrible. Keep in mind the JP holos were shocked by Coco and Kanata being able to live together.
>>2980634you WILL kneel to /u/nity
>>2980634NURSE, WE NEED A NURSE OVER HEREANON FLUSHED HIS MEDS DOWN THE TOILET AGAIN
>>2980002WHY THOUGH
>>2980640Sadly I only moved from dogfucker to here recently so I missed out on all the good stuff. What was that golden time like?
>>2980615>He doesn't know
>>2980634C*nnor? Is that you?
>>2980644I think someone already made Koikatsu lewds of a very similar Takamori Mamaloni scenario
>>2980588>10 years agothere's the key part. no convention would ever allow this now covid or not
>>2980002AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
>>2980542>>2980589there was a 4chan panel at Anime Weekend Atlanta in 2013 tooI saw moot in person there
>>2980615Gura_This_is_bait.mp4
>>2980671Apt image since she also failed, could only get kanatan to come from her gen.
>>2980595Do women of any race age well
>>2980656The Crunchy One would annihilate the others
>>2980389>MoriYou gotta be a special kind of retard to think that you can get PR on grorious Nippon as a baka gaijin without: a) Having a A class work visa or b) being a celebrity(actual celebrity, not e-celeb) or rich as fuck
>>2980634(you)also meds
>>2980666Her brain doesn't work correctly.
>>2980634Anon, your medications...
>>2980467the closest approximate we have for height irl is her official height, which puts her in midget territory and it's basically guaranteed she's flat, so it's very likely she looked like a middle schooler in high school and was probably bullied because of it. as for the talent show thing, that was an audition for a school play, we have no frame of reference for how old she was at the time, and not getting the part gave her self esteem issues about her singing.
I've seen people bad at platforming, but gooruh is on a completely different level.
>>2980633Can confirm, residence in Japan is retarded and there is this thing called key money which makes it so you basically give a months rent just to get the keyThank God for airbnb...
>>2980085STOP ITNONOT LIKE THISDON'T FUCKING GO DOWN THAT ROUTEBAD THINGS GO DOWN IF YOU GO DOWN THAT ROUTETHAT'S HOW YOU GET FUCKING HOMESTUCK COSPLAYER CULTURE
>>2980703All Japanese "men" are too intimidated by her stature.
>>2980687men are different than women you stupid faggot. female roommates always go sour unless they're established best friends.
>>2980002bro... cmon...
>>2980603she saw where she needed to go with the xray scope like 45 mins ago but didn't notice it and left
>>2980738No way, Festival has the upper hand vs everyone there
>>2980634You're right but schizos can't possibly understand
>>2980002fuck you
>>2980615>they already forgot about the femgosling
>>2980703Easiest and smartest option.
>>2980749ahaha wait until you see me
>>2980633>With Cover's helpAnon, I...
>>2980755ENTER THE NO ONE
>>2980634>Gura *explains why she wants holohouse for 20 minutes*>Your entire postYou need actual mental help.
>>2980578Anon, she lived there on a work visa, for a work she quit...do the math.
>>2980615t. Femanon
>>2980737apparently asians do
>>2980611>Holohouse gets made in Japan>MMLN finds out the address before they even pick the plase
Just finished wageslaving, what'd I miss during the first 2 hours of Gura's Metroid?
>>2980634meds
>>2980749now post her time on Haachama's level compared to Ame's
>>2980713It's almost entirely nostalgia talking
>>2980756i doubt youve ever looked a woman in the eye, dont try to presume how theyd behave
>>2980713NTA, but you know that t. deadbeat thing that gets thrown around every so often? Or how MOGU gets spammed during Ame's superchat readings when it plays on bubbabot?There was once a thread that was almost nothing BUT t deadbeat. And the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA thread. And the three arrows thread.Early hlgg was fantastic.
Why can't metroid grab?
>>2980763>Replying to yourself
Chumbabies, your oshi kinda sucks at platforming games
>kfps want to have sex with THIS
>>2980752>HOMESTUCK COSPLAYER CULTUREI honestly wonder how many former homestucks ended up migrating here to /hlgg/ besides me
>>2980774Cover can help her then since she is a talent of theirs
>>2980766Femgosling fled to /ameg/
>>2980789I'm not him, dumbass. Just because someone doesn't agree with you doesn't mean they're samefagging
>>2980782cute zatsudan
>>2980731Is that the one where he said something about /jp/ and they promptly got raided by the rest of the site?
>>2980762Festival is all offense, zero defense
>>2980771I still hear the booming voice in my head... the pinpon... the thunderous footsteps pounding the tatami... the pinpon...
>>2980793oh dayum
>>2980634
>>2980551Well ideally you'd have to write some abstractions for stores, people, their possession of objects and money, and the instance methods necessary to create a transaction between a person and store.Or you could just do what >>2980604does and scratch your head when GroJSery's "1+1=?" npm dependency becomes deprecated and breaks your entire framework of reality.
>>2980085>ywn make love for the first time with the quiet tako girl in the abandoned bathhouseWhy live?
Gura....................
>>2980634>the girls are not your entertainment or your playthingsSure thing c*nnor
>>2980782a hour and a half of very intense feeling of loneliness
>>2980793YES
>>2980751That sounds like a deposit to me, anont. burger
>>2980731>2013>Atlantafuck I wish I could have been there. I've only met a few anons irl
>>2980782Gura revealing her crippling loneliness
I've said it before and I'll say it again. EN/EN2 should set up in an apartment block in Monaco. Hell Cover should base their entire english operation there and look for dumb rich kids wanting to waste money on future wife tech.
I WANT KIRYU COCO TO CRUSH MY BODY UNDER THE TREMENDOUS WEIGHT OF HER DRAGON ASS
>>2980594>>2980575She's gonna end up with an abusive 5'2 NEET that spends her holobucks on pachinko parlors, because she took his sexual harassment as compliments to her rap.
>>2980002You're a nigger for this one.
>>2980793the walfiee Mori?
>>2980792a good few at the very leastt read all of homestuck 1
>>2980549>>2980574>>2980502>Be a Japanese bureaucrat at the Ministry of Foreign Affairs>Enjoying the fact that you only have a short 15 hour shift of denying visa and residency applications today>Golden Week is fast approaching and you're looking forward to doing nothing but watching shitty food culture shows on NHK for a week straight, the height of Japanese culture>Suddenly, your assistant enters>"Y-Yamaguchi-san, the next applicant will see you now...">She seems nervous? Well she is 27 and unmarried, she's basically worthless to society, no wonder.>Suddenly, you hear hulking footsteps approaching your office... have your pachinko debts finally caught up with you?>The door bursts open, and a truly massive woman bends under the door frame, having to keep herself hunched over to not scrape the top of her head on the ceiling>Good lord, she must be over 5 feet tall...>Stricken with fear, you can barely move as she opens her mouth, the sound resonating from within so deep you can scarce believe it came from a woman, let alone a human being>"U-Uh yeah, ya boi came to get all her residency jazz sorted out... ha ha..."I fucking hate this woman.
>>2980793Now that's some prime meat
>>2980695They could...but they won't
>>2980731Did you kiss that fag on the lips?
>>2980774Anon, investor visas are a thing. Or in her debut she talked about starting her own company as a goal.
Gura, there's more to Super Metroid than lasso'ing a takodachi and using him as a centrifuge axel
pepeloni
>>2980752>>2980792>slobs in bad homestuck cosplay spit in a bucket in a public placeI'm not linking it because I just got off a ban and want to be here when Ame plays TING:WD tomorrow.
>>2980755>>2980767she has a lot of friends and it's not hard to hide it on this jobhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYKKiVMlFz0
metroid spin lol
>>2980843kek
Does anyone even watch gura or just use her like background noise
>>2980868Fucking incredible post.
>>2980853... Do you have anything to back this up other than the voices in your head?
>>2980731who? is that some tripfag or something?
>>2980696She specifically said that she doesn't have a work visa anon, she's there on a counter
>>2980793YES I fucking do just look at those chicken breasts
>>2980713>>2980787Forgot to mention, though, those are the rare golden threads. More often than not there was doxxposting, actual fanbase warring rather than the current sparring, etc. Eve then, people were fighting for JPs to be considered honorary ENs so as to be able to talk about their oshis here because hlgg was still better than the sister thread for discussion.
>>2980826>Key money in Japan is a mandatory payment by a new tenant to the landlord of a property. This money is considered a gift to the landlord and is not returned after the cancellation of the lease.>The payment amount is determined by the landlord and there is no limit on the amount that can be requested. Typical practice is 1-3 months of rent, but it can sometimes be the equivalent of six months of rent or more. The fee is entirely up to the discretion of the landlord.holy shit lmao
>>2980826you don't get the money back and extra on top of the first monthOr is that also a retarded burger thing?
>>2980880I've played super metroid a billion times so I know what she's doing just by the sounds.
>>2980880I'm watching intently.
>>2980880she gave us explicit permission to use her as background noise to feel less lonely
>>2980787I was going to say the 3 arrows thread was pretty recent and then I realized it's been 5 months since Christmas holy shit. That said for as money golden moments there were, there was so much more doxxfaggotry and retards taking bait and so on.
>>2980833yeah, I'm thinking based
>>2980880I generally keep her on the background unless the game she's playing is interesting or there's someone else on I want to watch. Then I either focus or just leave tab.
How long do you think you could suckle on gura's toes without taking a break? I bet I could go at least for three hours straight.
>>2980843I can hear it
>It's been 11 years since the last 3d Metroid game
>>2980843ore no sides
>It's another episode of Gura cries about how lonely she is on stream to her viewers who can't possibly do anything but be moving words on a screen Hey Gura, you know that girl Amelia? Oh yeah, the one that you talk to a lot? Yeah, maybe ask her for some collabs or something? What's that? You don't want to bug her? Ok, then stop bitching you dumb introverted fuck.I'm an introvert, yet I muster the courage easily to ask my friends to play fall guys or some random shitty game. Why are women so complicated?
>>2980793add takos to that list
Gura will never finish the game
>>2980872Becoming Moririn's househusband for visa purposes!
>>2980843>over 5 feet tallイマジン。。。
>>2980703Yeah that would work, but good luck for her doing that though
>>2980731i saw him at dragoncon once. i shouted at him, "MOOT" and waved. he waved back. then we hung out with snacks instead. the end
>>2980843Based
>>2980880Right now its zero zatsudan and gameplay only so background noise.
I find it funny that all of the past hour could’ve been avoided if she saw the hidden hallway she scanned kek
>>2980843funniest greentext i've read on this board in a whilethanks for the giggle, anon
>>2980811I believe so>>2980828I drove from New York to get thereI didn't go there for the panel though, it was just a bonusI went because ZUN was going to be there>>2980857yeah, we made out for like an hour
>>2980628>>2980853Why do you think she quit her job in December and not when it was supposed to end normally? Cover got her a visa, did you even watch her last year?
>>2980843It's the backstory that made this shit from great to gold.
>>2980884Not him but Cover doesn't exactly have a great track record in providing anything of value to their talent besides a phone and a Live2D model.
>>2979513I ghosted all my friends because I found the sensation of slowly drifting apart to be more unpleasant than ripping the bandaid off.
>>2980891Okay, I retract my statement, that's fucking awful.>>2980892No, its different than I thought. Waaay worse.
>>2980884Kiara going back to Australia?
>>2980784Didn't save all the Bubbas give you one-hour penalty.
>>2980872She hid it for a month and she has a vastly smaller amount of fans than Mori. Holos got doxxed almost instantly when Hololive wasn't even half the size it is now. Plus everyone knows who Mori is and she kind of fucking sticks out in Japan.
>>2980912untill I die
>>2980843lmao
>>2980923Meds.
>>2980843kek i love those mori greentext
>>2980938Aaaand there it is.
the shark walk in and funni scream
Finally, some kind of progress.
>>2980880I've got her on a second monitor and I'm glancing over.
>>2980787That turnaround when antis and shitposters got BTFO by t.deadbeat was glorious.
She did it!
>gura announces she’s moving>doesn’t give any details about it>moves into new place>starts streaming again>can hear bubba in the backgroundAme...please...your girlfriend has crippling depression...
>>2980843This guy wageslaves
>>2980177fug my retarded eyes misread /hgg/ as /hlgg/ and thought there was a chuuba mod
>>2980903Exactly. We have unironic newfags now, but they're still a magnitude better than SEAniggers pretending to be new in order to derail the thread with "innocent" questions.
Any Peko streams coming up? I need my dose of the bratty rabbit.
>>2980793yes with the walfie tako at the back
SHE DID IT
Oh dear god this section.
I can't cum now without polka's voice she's broken me
>>2980884THINGS COVER STAFF SHOULD DO FOR THEIR TALENT.wav
>>2980946She wanted to go back, you know that right?
>Raging at the bullshit of MaridiaIt gets better
>>2980843These are fucking kino
>>2980984I wrote it whilst 'attending' a zoom meeting, so you're not wrong at all.
That noise... sounds like something from yume nikki... that hack...
>>2980880I use her as background noise in Super Metroid streams.DMC stream I watch the full 5 hours
>>2980980>Gura moves>hear Mori in the background>she just sounds like she does on stream, somehow
>>2980794Cover won't get her a visa, something something independent contractor even while under a company or something like that. the truth is they are just incompetent>>2980858That's even harder to get than a work visa anon, and to form a company she would need a lot of resources which, without roomate shit, she just doesn't have right now
There's not a fucking chance she's getting to Draygon tonight, is there? I can't imagine doing this blind.
chances of Gura getting so frustrated that she just starts cursing normally like Pikamee does sometimes? Or that one time Hana Macchia did during DOOM Eternal?
https://youtu.be/MARF5WbGVNo
You guys doing alright this thread?Talking about living together in a house, going camping, schizos going wild about how people can't live together?The funniest thing about the idea of an /hlgg/ house would be watching what happens to schizophrenics in real life, by the way.>shitposting on /hlgg/>having fun talking with anons about the streams>some faggot starts posting about how Gura is a whore or something>you hear a loud door slam in the hallway>the /fit/bud screams "HAJEEM YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I KNOW THAT WAS YOU">door slams shut>look back at the thread>[deleted]
I love my wives Ame and Gura and they are also lovers
>>2980980Ina's doing fine now though
>>2980885he's the guy that used to run 9gag>>2980931sounds like a good time
>>2980980wow gura kidnapped bubba and sniffs him to get a whiff of ame's scent
I'm getting...sleepy...
>>2981058Medications
>>2980713I unironically can't even put it into words how absurd shit wasShit like Gosling spam turning into "gosling is forever ruined" to going full circle and posting Gosling again (a few of the events that happened late at night were fucking hilarious too)Everyone kneeling to the Gura karaoke that temporarily brought world peaceetc. etc. etc. etc.
Gura..............................................
>>2980949she said on her song that nobody gives a fuck about who she is lmao
>>2981029>Oh a PinPon!>You hear Mori run by in the background
>>2981042kek
>>2981039based zoophilia dragon, extra cute and wanna date
>>2980989a single chapter of a VN
>>2981039JADF onegai
*glances over*"haha funny shark"
>>2981039Fucking kek, i love this bitch
>>2981039fucking horsefucker
>>2980826Anon you have to pay like 7 months upfront, is not a deposit, it's straight up robbery
>>2981029>Making a sandwich!>*Multiple crashing noises*
This game is so fucking comfortable. God I love this shit so much.
>>2981039Cocochama...
>>2981083sex?
>>2981042i'm unironically going to see a doctor to check if i need meds, so i'm doing pretty ogey
>>2981042Having had hours pass by shooting the shit with anons in the hlgg xcom sessions (recently finished btw) talking about streams and the thread I know EXACTLY how that would go. Would be fucking great.
>le sad shark on streamshe's HERE
>>2981039kek
>>2981039God she's so cute
>>2980989in 9 hours she will play dango rappahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8xsIoCPbhM
>>2980858Given her tendency to "work hard" ineffeciently her having to actively manage a company as well as use her skills to fulfill contracts for that company and vtube/roommate shit would likely actually kill her.
Sad shark
>>2980628>cover will not grant her a work visaI wonder if this is a legal thing. I'm pretty sure Holos aren't actually cover employees, but rather contractors.
>>2981039IMAGINE WHAT A HORSE COCK WOULD DO TO HER
Did my reps while watching Gura and feeling good.
Japan tax for foreignersNon-residentsA non-resident is taxed at a flat rate of 20 (20.42 including surtax) percent on the gross salary and allowances attributable to sources in Japan without deductions.Why the fuck do you fags wanna live in Japan again?
>>2981060Yeah but she's easy to spot in a sea of Japanese people so if people constantly see her with her husband, it's gonna spread pretty quickly.
>>2980843holy kek, I missed Mori greentexts. God bless you anon
>>2981067
>>2981067>Oh, a PinPon!>Category 5.3 Earthquake reported for the area
>>2981121cute girls and no black people?
>>2981042this happened once
>>2981029>mori sounds like a man>rrats are being made about gura having a boyfriend
Please watch Sora anons.
>>2980843kek this is good
>>2981039This reminds me of how in bestiality doujins most of the girls are usually very big so the idea of Coco getting railed by a stallion is pretty clear in my mind.I wish I could draw.
>>2981106>one of the ENs will play this eventuallyLMAO if you thought the Hollow Knight fanbase in Ina's streams was bad
>>2980787I loved the AAAAA thread and I actually kinda want sametori to play that dumb game again
>>2981039>ywn have a woman like Cococchi
>>2981130sasuguh!
>>2981121And I get taxed 20% in the US too...what's the big deal
>>2981042>/hlgg/ house>Gura says something vaguely sexual>the entire foundation of the house shakes in reaction to chumbuds UUOOOOOHHHHHHing>sleeping Deadbeats and KFP bang on the walls begging them to shut the fuck up because their oshi streams in four hours and this is the only time they can rest>a dumbfuck from OUTSIDE the house waltzes in and shit talks both fanbases>teamates too busy fucking each other to do anything about it>resident meidos need to call a domestic disturbance complaint for the fifth time this week
>>2981158>ywn have a woman
>>2981109>>2980774Aaaaaa why couldn't I have been born a Japanese manlet to marry this dork reaper
>>2981121Double taxation agreements
>>2981124She has a harem of niplet friends, anon, it's literally on the credits of the songs. People will never know, they will only think that she is a whore like usual.
cunny
>>2981154i'll never play danganroppa because the fanbase is too annoyingif it's actually good and worth playing, it sucks but I missed the boat
>>2981039good thing women can't get pregnant from animals like horses or dogs
>>2981121Does Mori still need to pay US taxes?
>>2981121for fun
>>2981121>there's a tax for being taxedAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
well hangout at the hololive US concerts anon I'll bring snacks and stuff
>>2981157Watching shitposters get angry at no one biting the bait was excellent.
Gura is stuck!
>>2981106I thought they could only stream like the first hour or something along those lines
>>2981203Cope faggot
>>2981166Takos...
NICE GAME
>>2981042I'm not going to live in a house with any of you degenerate fucks. I'd only live in a teamate house to fuck those femboys into shape.
>>2981180No, tax treaty.
>>2981168>ywn have
>>2981194no, only the prologue and chapter 1
>>2980843my sides are in orbit
>>2981176Gura's dream...
>>2981180according to youtube yes
Man that sand looks like the most unfun shit ever
>>2981121My tax rate is nearly 30% in the US. Mori's would be similar based on her income level.
>>2981139I’ve seen black folk in Tokyo. They’re Nigerians
>>2981121Anon Mori is s resident, just not a permanent one.Also technically speaking the flat 20% tax would be an amazing deal for all the ENs
>>2981192Stepbro, help!
>>2981214>ywn be an anon
>>2981166Takos..
Gura is backtracking so far, is this required?
>>2981121if youre not willing to pay to live in a clean and safe society you're basically a nigger
>>2981177It's one of those games where the characters are better than the plot
>>2981201you dumbass, now you're gonna attract the ESLs
Gura have you tried shooting the enemies that are shooting at you?
this but vsinger
>>2981178Anon where the fuck do you think all the centaurs and werewolves come from.
>>2981201Fission Mailed
>>2981210... That doesn't seem too bad then? Or is it 20% on top of taxes she has to pay to Japan already?
>>2981180>The Foreign Earned Income Exclusion, which allows you to exclude $107,600 on your 2020 US taxes>The Foreign Tax Credit allows you to offset, dollar-for-dollar, the taxes you paid in your host country with your US taxes>A Foreign Housing Exclusion which allows an additional exclusion from income on US taxes for certain amounts paid for household expenses that occur as a consequence of living abroad
So the only zatsudan Gura had was HoloHouse and painting her toes. After that its been only gameplay shit. I love Gura but thats why I lose interest so quickly in her streams.
>>2981245>>2981247
This is such a good thread. What's different about today?
>>2981214>ywnhttps://files.catbox.moe/1y5fod.mp3
>>2981261Didn't a bunch of shitposters get banned.
>>2980858It's not that easy, you can't just sign some shit and have a company like in the US. You need to have a large amount of capital in your bank account and prove that you're employing X number of japanese citizens.
WELCOME TO MARIDIAHAHA NOW YOU'RE STUCK IN MARIDIA
>>2981261A fuckton of people got banned.
>>2981247CENTAUR VSINGER LET'S GO
>>2981180No she gets to claim a foreign tax credit to the extent of what she would have paid if it was US income, and at 20%, she probably doesn't have to pay any US income tax. May have to pay NIIT if she has sizeable investments though but that usually applies to only rich people.
>>2981191I forget what it's called but I love seeing the word ball just being the letter A for those threads. Stream was pure 0 IQ dumb but it was a turn your brain off fun
>>2981261Gura's boring so people are talking about what-ifs instead of the stream for once
>>2981106Am I really considering to watch a Pekora stream just because I wanna see Kyoko Kirigiri again
I hate this room so fucking much
>>2981201Mira este cabron
85 minutes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYxbeOdnGjwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYxbeOdnGjwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYxbeOdnGjw
>>2981243You can't shoot the enemies in this room, they go offscreen.
>>2981261all the haatons got banned yesterday
>>2981106Usada Pekora...The 2nd most popular female streamer,lying hidden somewhere on 5ch…The one they call the Ultimate Numberfag...Watch out for her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYxbeOdnGjwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYxbeOdnGjwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYxbeOdnGjw
What do you guys the the girls spend all their new money on?
>>2981245>>2981247wait this can work
fuck lost track of time how much has gura progressed since she started streaming?
>>2981270Yeah deadbeats and haatons
>>2981215ah well that's pretty lame.
Last Super Metroid stream calling it
>were in another tax timeloopTASUKETE
>>2981288Ame is gonna trim her bush in front of thousands of strangers...
>>2981295pocket vibrators
>>2980787>the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA thread.classic
>>2981176Cards?
>>2981291Or they've all been satiated since Haachama has finally come back
>>2981121Beautiful land, no nogs, Oden in the winter, easy access to mochi and top quality fish.
So what does she need to get to now?
>>2981288Finally.
>>2981039>Meanwhile, at JADF's
>>2981295Strokechama..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYxbeOdnGjwNOT CANCELLED OR DELAYED
>>2981261Gura is streaming
>>2981305Gura WILL beat Super Metroid and she WILL do it without savestates!
Ame will have sex with Gura. How does that make you feel?
HEY I PEED LIKE A CHARGE RIFLE
>>2981288>electric chair helmetNice
Does chat steer her the wrong way? She's already been there a billion times...
>>2980812Glass cannons are very dangerous still!
>>2981305please no, i really like these streams.
>>2981261We had someone try REALLY hard to sell a split thread for ENs only.>>2981280Word cloud?
>>2981291Guess again faggot
>>2981288nice
>>2981300"Progress"?
Gura has no idea where she is right now
>>2981300
>>2980923>It's another episode of Gura cries about how lonely she is on stream but she didn't?
>>2980634You forgot this
>>2981261
>>2981291No
>>2981288Good thing Mori will only play MC for 1 hour before switching to SC reading.
>>2981341nice try falseflaggerchama
>>2981300Progress?
>>2981305Hope she makes retro days a weekly thing. These streams are pretty comfy.
>>2981269If /hlgg/ tower was real, the five most loudest events would be:5. Takos at the start of an Ina stream4. KFP yelling TICK TOCK3. MOGUMOGU2. Teamates during an Ame karaoke1. Chumbuds
>>29812763D is going to be fucking hell to manage though
Threads moving so fast no one will notice me saying that I really enjoyed playing viyda with /hlgg/, and finishing an entire campaign of XCOM with you guys yesterday was a blast. Thanks again, and I look forward to playing another game with you guys soon.
>>2981139I'm gonna move to Japan just to spite you
>>298133490% of chat will always be wrong
>>2981177danganronpa's really good until you get to the overarching plot, which is (thank god) pretty inconsequential to 95% of the games.
>>2981291Wrong
>gura is going insaaaaane
gura please just kys yourself and save yourself 30 minutes of re-tracking back.
>>2980923because Ame's having fun with Ina now
>>2981324YET
>>2981355God, I wish I had a Nenechiwife.
Post yfw you realise there are New Zealanders in these threads
>>2981334She was in the correct room once but she fell down through quicksand and had to start over. Now she's forgotten how to get back there.
>>2981245>>2981247finally
>>2981290Has hasn't once shot at them to freeze them before they go offscreen, and make jumping through the room easier.
>>2981331Thanks Ollie...
I really really want to falseflag, but I promised Mori I wouldn´t do it anymore.Tell me something good about your oshi or I will go schizo
>>2981355How would nenechi react to random groping?
>>2981382
>>2981310this is truly kino classic
>>2981324Be careful anon. Ame had a big lunch.
>>2981247>centaur kek impossible think of the 3D
>>2980843>The door bursts open, and a truly massive woman bends under the door frame, having to keep herself hunched over to not scrape the top of her head on the ceiling>Good lord, she must be over 5 feet tall...
>>2981362>KFP blasting thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR2JOID9K4Y
>>2981341>>2981371BUHI?
>>2981362>KFP yelling TICK TOCKAnon, those are takos
>>2981356Only an hour? That not enough wine drinking time.
90 minutes of this stream has been completely wasted by her not looking at chat the two times she needed to.
>>2980634nigger i've moved in with people I've never met once multiple times
>>2981382WATCHALONG WHENI DONT CARE WITH WHO I WANT TO SEE A HOLO WATCH THIS
>>2980787The Mythic Era of /hlgg/, where great glories were had and great tragedies befell...I prefer this era, with all it's warts, but that old time had it's nice parts when it wasn't hell.
>>2981365Those fucking operation names, man. Good shit.
>>2981231>>2981204We don't talk about the tako wing. Letting the hivemind consolidate was a mistake, at this point we can only isolate and hope their WAHfluence doesn't spread further. The chants... they keep getting louder...
>>2981386Yes, but now chat just told her to go to places she's already been in. Why are they so fucking retarded, the map is fucking pink...
>>2981362deadbeats...
>UUUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH>DUM SHORK>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>*Gosling noises*>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>AME MENTION>SHE'S HERE would be funny in the context of being a physical place
Suisei WILL get Mori kicked out of her apartments and all her appointments cancelled until she's forced to become her gaijin live-in pet.She will prepare her Oreo shakes, clean the piss out of her butt, and lick her vocal chords daily.
>>2981396Sh'es cute
>>2981396My oshi is streaming in less than 90 minutes!
>>2981256This isn't a zatusdan stream you dumb fuck. How retarded are you to want someone to tell stories while they are trying to play a game. Wait for the superchat reading if you want that shit.
>>2981417t. deadbeat
I love Roboco a lot!
Haachama chama
>>2981382Why would they be here? By the time they load the thread everyone's already onto the next one
>>2981396She's calm and kind
>>2981247>centaur vtubercould be fun
>>2981288>Minecraftwhat the fuck!?
>>2981382chur bro
>>2981339yeah word cloud. I just couldn't remember. I had so much fun watching the thread though
>>2981106I read this as "she will play dragon's dogma" and I was super excited for a miniscule second.
>>2981417Plot twist: It's KFPTakos...and deadbeats
Aaaaaaa why the fuck do you think the flat tax rate would apply to Mori?She's literally a resident in JapanResident!=Citizen
>>2981358>>2981414You said all the Haatons got banned, but they clearly didn't since I'm still here.I got warned
>>2981042>/hlgg/ house>Any ID starts streaming>all of a sudden the house starts to smell like shit>the SEAniggs ran out of their rooms and are now in the halls and main rooms ranting and raving>they yell at each other in garbled gibberish all around the house>literally start getting naked and shitting in their own hands to throw at each other like the fucking monkeys they are>they ignore all other fanbases because the worst enemy a SEAnigg has is other SEAniggs>Meidos finally start evicting them out of the house>peace returns after a while
>>2981300She got some sick moves in
>>2981176Can you provide the cards?
>>2981421>Wanting her to cheatDo chumbabies really?
>>2981311https://files.catbox.moe/wju4nu.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/b19uy1.png
>>2981417>takos>numberfaggingrumao
>>2981396She's your oshi too, and she is the cutest
FUCK>>2981436meant for>>2981362
>>2981414>(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)
>>2981362>The sudden, random, out on nowhere WAH that scares the daylights out of everyone
>>2981444GET OUT OF MY HEAD USADA PEKORA.
>>2981362The communal WAH is a sacred event, it shall resonate the halls and deafen nonbelievers.
>>2981261Cunny is streaming UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2981382Hi this is Chris Wilson from Grinding Gear Games
>>2981461Are residency and citizenship the same thing in your country, anon?
>>2981427I completely forgot this is a NZ thing isn't it
>>2981459It could feasibly happen now. Though I doubt it will.
>>2981436>>SHE'S HERE would be funny in the context of being a physical placei kekd
>>2981300got the gravity suitgot some missile upgradesdestroyed the pipe
Gura won't fuck it up again!
In the four times Gura has passed through the tube room, she has not once used the X-Ray scope on the missiles.
>>2981039monkaE
>>2981473AAA I'M LOOPING
>>2981382I thought their government banned chan sites due to one schizo aussie who committed terrorism on their soil
kanatits
Uhhhhhh deadcucks???
Stop playing this shit goorah
>>2981459that would actually be really cool i hope she eventually gets to that
>>2981121I don't, I mean I used to but years ago I gave myself a reality check that 1 - I am and will always be a foregneir aka a minority there; 2 - public services are almost only for the japanese nationals in practise; 3 - work hours and ethics there are hell on earth; 4 - I don't have enough money to get out of the designated ghettos full of nigerians and SEAsJust visiting once in a while is fine, but fuck living there if you're a foregneir
>>2981469how new?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYxbeOdnGjwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYxbeOdnGjwIt's time for some PPP bush maintenance
>>2981096Talking for an hour about things I could sum up in 4 sentences would be terrible, sounds like a thing everyone should do
>>2981382Yeah, I'm here. Want to know something that'll make it even worse?I'm a New Zealander and a Deadbeat.
>>2981417>Meanwhile on the shared Tako/KFP floorhttps://youtu.be/_qu8S704VQY
>>2981508Why is she sleeping with Mio?
>>2981508>phone filename
>Sakamoto still dabbing on players 25+ years later with this shit stageHow does he do it
>>2981508lol isnt that two homos?
>>2981261Sadness
>>2981484Stop nerfing Harvest you hack!
oh she got close that timewe're on the verge of a swear barrage
>>2981365>Operation Slave Blasterfucking kek
>>2981396https://youtu.be/xM42-Sya8Hg?t=11618Ame has been tardwrangling since the beginning. Stop shitposting in superchat!
>>2981508beyblade..
>>2981310If anyone is going to do archive reps it happened on Jan. 14th during the Kiara Gura collab. Enjoy.
>>2981541seiso desu
I wish she had seen the hidden hallway, for her sake
Why is she harassing the squid again!?Leave takos alone, bully shark!
>>2981520Its like the difference between watching a vod with the archive up or catching it live and posting with anons in the thread. You have to be there to get it.
Reminder that anon has to eat his own cum no less than 3 times. Likely 4 times, maybe even 5!
>>2981524How's South Auckland treating you?
>ywn sniff femanon's musty pussyit's not fair bros...
>>2981288>maintenance daybut today isn't tuesday ame...
>>2981508Merry's accent is hot as fuck
Gura's making weird noises again
She's about to go nuclear.
>>2981461This, if you're there for more than a year you don't get the flat tax.
Guys I think Gura is losing it.
>>2981557They're getting a taste of what my cock will do to them when those plushies come out
GURA IS GOING TO DROP THIS GAMELET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO
>TUMMY hurtsSHE'S AME
She's tilting and her tummy hurts.
Big fat duck honks!
>>2981539
>my tummy hurtsoh no the gluten
>Gura's tummy hurts SHE AND AME ARE
>my tummy hurtsno gura of all the things to pick up from ame......
>>2981531>Ywn crate a stage that's such complete bullshit that 25 years later people still hate it
>>2981565CBD, actually.
this retarded shark is about to have an aneurysm on-stream
The soapy pizza is kicking in.
>>2981463Into the pan you go!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTUhnIY3oRM
>>2980980>Please save Gura.>Please duet with Kiara.>Please rainforest kino>Please save Haachama from the time loop>Please anything with Coco>Please learn JP so you can collab more with JP holo>Please teach Ollie come manner>Please save Anya>Please your leech sister>Inainaina...Jesus, no wonder Ame has no collab in her schedule this week.
Gura is going to be so happy to get the space jump and never have to deal with grapple beam nonsense ever again if she gets that far before ragequitting that is
The chocolate oreo milkshake withdrawals are starting to hit...
THE BABY
>>2981468added to the archiveAlso i've decided to put all the cunny cards in their own folder
>Lost in Maridia>Making teeth/lip sucking noises when frustratedGura-chan you feeling it now nora?
>>2981508what the fuck, who is the bitch that leaked the T5 off collab that mori had with mio!?
Is Gura ogey?
>>2981566
Hang on. So all those anime with those foreign blonde bombshells living happily in japan is a lie?
>>2981288>electric chair helmet Glad she didn't let that faggot influence her,
>>2980766No we didn't.
>>2981568No homo
>>2981567Make sure to trim your PPP's for the inspection.
AME INFECTED GURA WITH GLUTEN INTOLERANCE LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO
>>2981617Gura is trying her best. Please send your love!
>>2981617no
>>2981365As long as it isn't a pain in the ass, I'd show up for another game some time. Was super fun, lots of ham and surprisingly few misclicks.
>>2981564Bastard never followed up
>>2981564Oh Jesas, what if he grows to like the taste?!
>>2981596Is that even possible to do in modern times?
>>2981565>>2981599>JAFFA'sKimo
Why does her aim keep going left/right when she's trying to grapple straight up?
hag love!
gura's brain is deader than Shark Facts
Who knew the final yab would be gluten?
WHAT IS YOUR PAIN LEVEL?1-10
>>2981649She's probably playing with the joystick again
>those noises
>>2981606I suspect Ina would have been collabing with Ame but last second Ina received Replicant permissions for EN and said next week.The reason why I say this is because Ina's collab is on Sunday.
Boomers this game seems super fun....
>>2981607She'll miss the timing half the time and just plummet to the floor.
What is this bullshit level? Metrocucks, explain.
>your oshi>most stupid ban that you had ever received
>>2981650haven't seen this Ame in a while
>>2981649Analog stick
>>2981671stop being bad
>>2981662At least a 4 or 5. Talking with anons about stupid stuff at least keeps me a bit calm.
>>2981646FUCK YOU FROMSOFT AND FUCK ASHES OF ARIEANDEL'S SNOW STAGE
>Your oshi>How lonely is she?
>>2981649she doesn't know l + r aims straight up
>>2981377STOP TELLING ME TO KILL MYSELF YOU FUCKING
>all this talk about how hard it is in Japan>only 6 months left on my visa>now I'm just depressed bros
Gura's health is pretty low, what are the odds of her ragequitting if she dies right now?
>>2981495well that's something at least, feels like she has been dangling from an electric wire for the last hour whenever i look back to the screen.
>>2980980>/u/schizos
>>2981646>Blightown
>>2981639>>2981365>few misclicks.FOUR TIMESFOUR DIFFERENT TIMES I TRIED TO USE EXPLOSIVESONLY FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO MISCLICK WHILE I WAS CONTROLLING ITINA ALMOST FUCKING DIED BECAUSE I MISSED THAT EXPLOSIVE INTENDED TO SAVE HER ON THAT BOTCHED YELLOWMOVEYeah, it was pretty fun. Again, I'm down to help someone else host xcom if they want, or play other viyda hosted by another /hlgg/ anon
>>2981661Bread makes you fat.
Out of all games, why did Gura pick Super Metroid btw?
Coco's unarchived Karaoke starting in 5 minutes
Uh god that whiny Gura voice.
What a cute rant dear god
>>2981688>reine>hard to say, i think she has her noble family and deathguards around most of the time
>>2981679Morithe bullshit in december
>>2981688Gura...
>>2981691If she dies, it will actually progress her further, but she's too much of a brat to reset/death warp.
Uoh Gura is getting whiny
>>2981708king metroid donated at least $2000 asking her to play it, unironically
>>2981691If she dies she gets a free teleport back to the room she needs to be in.
>>2981688RobocoNot at all I hope
>>2981678Truth is Super Metroid didn't age well. There are better Metroidvanias nowadays.
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1386656219788574725
>>2981679InaMy only ban was because my brother downloaded one of those spam images that told you to rename it and then DDOS'd 4chan. Haven't had another ban in ten years.
this fucking faggot ass game is making my oshi sad
>>2981688GuraHaha....
>>2981701blighttown was amazing (framerate not withstanding)
>>2981688MoriImmensely.
Mori and KMNZ?
>>2981688Polka...
>>2981688GuraJust as lonely as I am
>>2981724>didn't age wellfaggot
>>2980996>Sexual dependence on Polka (this anon)>Emotional dependence on Polka (most common)>Physical dependence on Polka (Needing her ASMR to sleep)The symptoms of Polka addiction are strong indeed...
First time watching Gura. She seems like a very sad person.
KILL THE THREAD>YOUR OSHI>NAME A GAME WHERE GRAPPLE HOOKS ARE FUN AND EASY TO USE
>>2981039GREAT! now all the fucking porn artists are goint to draw her taking horse cock in the ass
>>2981708King Metroid donated a fuckton of money to get her to play SM over literally any other Metroid game
>your oshi>your super metroid clear time / %
>>2981725Yep, they fuckin'
>>2981692marry some cute jp girl and be happy
>>2981679Here?>called someone a manlet ("trolling outside of /b/")>made a list of holos that are honorary whites and that will avoid the purge in the coming race wars ("racism")>saying I'm Gura's bf ("doxx")In general?>made a 10 page essay on why MW2 is the greatest piece of western media in existence>made 12 accounts to dodge that ban
We could have had fucking Terraria.
>>2981724>waaaaah, where's my quest marker save me Todd Howardfuck off zoomie
>>2981706I'm still amazed Ame lived that sectopod crit and trooper flank.
>>2981688guraits bad...
>FUCK THIS FUCKING GAME AND EVERY SINGLE JAP THAT WORKED ON ITjesus Gura
>>2981688gurawatch the stream asshole
https://twitter.com/MittsumiA/status/1386876003792744451
>Someone in chat suggesting getting Screw Attack firstThis is the sign of someone who hasn't played Super Metroid.
>>2981679OkayuThat guy was a dicklet and i will not retract my statement.
>>2981724IGA still dabbing on this series to this day!
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>>2981746AmeApex Legends :^)
>>2981744I need her ASMR to sleep and I'm a Chumbud. The only thing that does the trick besides hers is Gura's.
>>2981679noneI pointed out that porn was still up on /fit/ and got a week long vacation. ended up finding /hlgg/
>>2981724Ok save state
>>2981758blame capcom, not metroid
>>2981688AmeRelatively but probably the least lonely of all the HoloENs cuz of family
>>2981747I mean JADF already did that
She's right, sometimes the sound effect plays, but grappling hook does nothing...
>>2981746HaachamaBionic Commando
>>2981746AmeSekiro
>>2981757>>made 12 accounts to dodge that ban>accountsI beg your pardon """"anon""""
>>2981724cringe zoomer
>>2981746MoriThe Wirebugs from MHR work pretty well.
>>2981746GuraTF|2
>>2981746InaTwilight Princess's Double Clawshot is great
>>2981758Anon she forgot about Terraria.
>>2981678She's shit at grappling. It's making this room really bad. I was almost hoping she died at the bottom so she didn't have to travel all the way up again
>>2981688MioShe's fine now that FBK has more time
Gura can’t even drink water without chat going “““water”””
>>2981757You clearly should've been permabanned after that
>>2981725took this bitch long enough jesus christ
>>2981749Polkadon't remember exactly but I know I've gotten 100% under 3 hours before
>After 20 mins of this torture Gura stops>10 seconds of silence, closed eyes>"Guys I'm not feeling it right now. I think we should play something else">Screen goes black, transition to rumba Gra >You can hear her garbing and moving things on her desk>DMC home screen appearsHow do you react?
>>2981777i'm a teamate and i fall asleep to gura's asmr. should i member polka?
I came here to say that maybe Gura should not try to play a game when she is this tired.It makes me want to uninstall this game from her Switch.
>>2981802double clawshot is absolute kino
>>2981746LunaJust Cause 2
Someone drop an akasupa and tell her to kill herself..... To get a shortcut
>>2981706I only caused a single misclick and I never almost got anyone killed, therefore I was the best player. I'd never be able to host with my specs but I'd show up for something equally stupid if someone can come up with something fun. It's too bad Halo would require people to make an xbox account.
>>2981746RisuTeam Fortress 2 had fun grapple hooks at one point
>>2981746AmeJust Cause
>>2981813Yes
>>2981746REINESPIDER-MAN
>>2981679gurapermabanned for cp it wasn't me, it was back in college on the shared wifi
>>2981746moriworms armageddon
>>2981812Unironically hype
>>2981757>manletWas that when the serb tried to drive out KFP into a split thread but gave it away by forgetting to remove the (You) from the cross link?>>2981679Double 24 hours for derailing /tia/ for exposing a chink for being a retard.
>>2981746Watamejust cause 4
She's pushing buttons, guys
She has 0 focus tonight. She keeps making the same mistakes like trying to jump to platforms she can't reach, or grappling the 2nd squid to a ledge that is completely worthless.
>your oshi>will you be able to respond in time?
>>2981746Red Faction, Lost Planet
>>2981746MioFreedom Wars
>>2981771This is true!
>>2981746AmeGhostrunner
>>2981812instantly cum in my pants.
>>2981791>There will never be another Bionic Commando
>>2981757The 2nd one is pretty based, MW2 is great
>>2981746AmeTitanfall 2
>>2981793Reading reps, chief. Those last bans aren't related to 4chan.
>>2981746gurathe ut2004 translocator is a grappling device, do not argue with me
>>2981768Gura's chat giving useless advice? Well I never...
>>2981719>>2981748>Pay your oshi 2000 to play your childhood game>She thinks of other games while playing itThank god I'm not that guy
>>2981746ReineThe batman games and sekiro
>>2981746ameliaratchet and clank boooooyyyy
>>2981812>SHE HATES METROID!>SHE LOVES DMC!It would probably be easier to start MHR though.
>>2981746Apex unironically has the best grapple hook mechanics.
>>2981688GuraPretty fucking lonely.
>>2981835yes
>>2981745she's not usually like this.
>>2981688GuraI can save her...
>>2981813Yes.
sex
>>2981835Inayeah
>>2981812FUCKING FINISH DMC, GURA
>>2981788>it's realhttps://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5516731
>>2981835GooruhYes
>>2981679Someone posted an image of sio. I replied "sio..." to it then got landed with a vacation
>>2981834>She has 0 focus tonight. She keeps making the same mistakesThat's just a normal gura stream
>>2981835noneye
>>2981688InaTitanfall 2
Gura an enemy just popped up underneath you, indicating you can go there. Go down.
>>2981812Screech from excitement.
>>2981835Gura>
>>2981746NeneTitanfall 2 and its lesser sibling Apex Legends
chumbuds are pedophiles
Ina's flat chest