/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

The last time I stuck my dick in a sane girl I didn't even cum. I'll take my chances.

>>29808168
The only chuuba who will unhinge her jaw to suck your dick

>getting a bj from the yab cat
>her jaw dislocates mid session
>she pops it back in and says nothing of it

>>29808909
Hot

>>29808168
what's up with this cat? the only thing i know about her is that her trying to speak english is really cute.

>>29808168
Nobody will stop me from fondling her fat cat tits
https://files.catbox.moe/ve4zye.jpg

>>29808168
I learned that the hard way from 2015 to 2019. I’ve mostly put myself back together by now.

Will she stream on the toilet again? This was good content.

>>29808168
You're just trying to keep them all to yourself!

>>29809444
that was so hot

Yes it is.
Life's too short and if you get a chance to stick your dick in any hot girl you should take it.

>new livers are given a guidebook on how to deal with her by management
Can you even begin to imagine?

>>29809982
the fact that i can't tell if this is a joke says a lot about her

>>29810257
It's real. She is notoriously hard to deal with and she drives management fucking insane.

>>29810508
Leak and otakmori translation when?

>>29810508
>>29809982
That's a red flag and everything but god damn...

red is my favorite color

Why are the crazy ones always the hot ones, too? It's fucking evil.

>>29809982
They better learn how to deal with her or she'll use her yakuza connections to deal with them.

Can you even say you've lived if you never fucked a 9/10 psycho that would chase you with a knife or pull a gun on you after you ghosted her despite banging her an entire weekend?

Tamaki isn't on that level, but goddamn would I be unable to control myself around her. She'd have me playing fucking Mario Maker, or whatever fucking Mario game she streamed and had nijisanji staff try and "help" her beat it but surprisingly they were even worse at the game than she was, with a boner

>>29808168
Why would you post that brown cat succubus

God, I wish Haruka would just chansaw me in the stomach, pull out my guts and wear them as a scarf, and quarter me.

>>29808168
She would beat your dick into submission

No one here has sex quit LARPing

>>29812988
There are vtubers here.

>>29808168
I want her to deepthroat my cock.
And yes, I know

>>29809209
Someone give him the nekodown

>>29808168
But what if I'm crazy?

>>29808168
The thing about crazy girls is that you're supposed to hit and it quit it.
If you keep coming back that's your own damn fault.

>>29815596
you THINK you know. but you don't REALLY know.

I can fix her.

It feels like this whole thread is an inside joke and I'm on the outside looking in. Can I please get a qrd or some keywords to do my reps.

>>29808168
Always stick your dick in crazy.

>>29817729
There's no fixing autism, anon.

StrayCat is the kind of chick who would light your hair on fire, for content.

>>29817840
She is a Niji JP streamer who did some of the weirdest shit ever, like she almost lost her nipples who were oozing green liquid after she used clips on them for a challenge stream. Theres way more but I forgot.
Also her jaw broke several times live on stream as she was singing.

>>29808168
Her pointy chin is fucking uncanny

>Abe goes to her prefecture
>Gets publically slain
This damn cat

>>29808168
She's just an autistic weirdo, not menhera

>>29816790
You're assuming you can. You're assuming she won't poke holes in your condom, not take birth control and leg lock you when you're about to cum.

And that's what she's counting on.

>>29821157
>You're assuming she won't poke holes in your condom, not take birth control and leg lock you when you're about to cum.
well she couldve just asked to do it raw
typical woman jumping through hoops to do something simple

>>29820192
This. The pain tolerance to dislocate her jaw and not even be phased from the pain is a sure sign of autism.

>>29822226
But imagine the blowjobs.

>>29822226
its also insanely fucking hot

>>29822226
would that hurt?

>>29817840
There's a big list of the weird shit she's done on stream and it's honestly pretty funny. I wish i'd saved it

>>29823227
Yeah, anything involving the jaw doing shit it's not supposed to hurts. Your typical girl would be tearing up in pain.

>>29823227
It would be extremely painful.

>>29808168
>She placed two simultaneous order from the same place to see which one of two Uber drivers would delivered first:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=r_I6643ustM
>Second time she ordered from uber eats and Mcdonalds delivery:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gGbUHxvsY3E
>Third time she ordered from uber eats the went to the story to buy it herself to see if it would be faster:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4sY2SUz44Ag
>Placed clothes pins on her nipples during a endurance stream to the point her nipples excrete pus and nearly lost them
https://youtube.com/watch?v=I21CbgW30CY
>follow up
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bNgxtPdVSjk
>Did an endurance stream until 250k where she sang and did flash math at the same time
>Randomly decided to do a stream impersonating Gilzaren III, a chuuba infamous for streaming very infrequently (he was gone for over 3 months) in an attempt to make his channel reach 100k subs, then dragged other people in like Deron and somehow managed to call the real Gilzaren and have a basically inverted totsumachi with him and other people. Her pc crashed/internet disconnected and he was forced to stream on his channel the continuation right as he reached 100k subs
>Hijacked the nyancat relay and sang it for 14 hours straight, leading to kino moments like almost choking trying to eat food
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ntK5v3PsHW4
>Did a cooking stream where she literally made sushi out of worms
>Decided to stream making naan at 4am, and while she was letting the Naan dough rest for 10 minutes she grabbed her streaming laptop and went to a park, climbed a jungle gym and started singing at the top of it
>Asked taka (an indonesian man) to teach her how to cook naan (indian cuisine)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=X7Co2VoZLJE
>Did a talk show stream where she imitated hiromoot's zatsudans
>Once did eigo-only totsumachi for a straight hour with Nijis who speak broken eigo, resulted with unforgettable moments like "DO YOU RAIKU DONARUDO TORAMPU? I RAIKU DONARUDO TURAMPU"
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P5e4cVkC-TM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PX_onUBlv-A
>Broke her hand because her fucking microwave fell on it while she was sleeping
>Falling asleep during stream and get 250000 yen Superchat while sleeping
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hsMVAqF6EJE
>Dislocated her jaw quite often during stream
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hNC7futCr08
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vqOY37ztns4
>forget to stop stream and sing asshole song live.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZAqa6GBICHY
>Bake a Naan in the middle of collab stream.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eLHQtDfJ8Is
>Clean her mic with a fucking vacuum cleaner. Ended up with her mic got swallowed by vacuum cleaner.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6RcCIAKzoIY
>Attempting to embezzle Anycolor funds to make in-game purchases with their account but staff found out and called to stop her
>peed in her friend, Fumi's bathtub. Another member of Nijisanji.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7mZwD-vyaEk
>once tried to stream a taste-test for McDonalds' promotional Rice Burger, bought the wrong burger, and then cycled all the way back to McDonalds while streaming her laptop on her bike, interacting with the stream at stop signs and getting stopped by policemen on the way. She ended up audibly dropping the burger and her laptop on the ground after finally buying it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OqwDvABpUE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5lQ815Wsgs
>and the follow up where she actually eats it instead of dropping it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OqwDvABpUE
>have a fight with her little sister live in stream.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-4uHUczDGoY
>asked for 2434 packs of potato chips in a twitter competition and they actually fucking mailed it to... the Anycolor office. So everyone has to help her finish the chips.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GPn1kPseIHI
https://twitter.com/nekokan_chu/status/1061272090177757184
>forced her manager to stir natto for hours on end during a livestream
>forcibly ending a round during a mahjong tournament, costing another play a win
>made 3 oji-sans (Itou Life, Meika, Gwelu) sing a natto song she made up
> big youtubers in Japan like Hikakin, Yutapon and some politicians follows her.
https://twitter.com/yousei_ide/status/1356598979526496256
https://twitter.com/taimei1/status/1380503135832010757
>did a 300k endurance stream and ended up falling a sleep midstream. So all gen1 and several Livers decide to come to her channel and stream for her.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JAhCj0WHqR4
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iU5Y8JZCK8M
>actually shit live on stream.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OfM_XkaYNmA
>anykara actually have unofficial guide to newbie on how to deal with cat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXqKp3gbvfk

>>29824229
for her?

Imagine inviting her over to make naan and then fucking her while she stares vacantly and says "Wait, this isn't naan, this is anal sex!"

That's why I stick it in my cousin instead.

>>29831448
I'm jealous.

>>29831448
>>29831539
I mean that I want to have sex with my cousin. I'm sure yours is very hot, but I want to have sex with my cousin.

>>29808909
Wait till she bites your dick off just because.

>>29831645
With mine it started with us kissing playfully ever since we were really young. I finally fucked her when I was 16 and 11 years later she's my main FWB. The plan was to have sex so we would be practice for future partners but I fucked 3 other girls and she was the only one who actually engaged in sex unlike the dead fish that were my ex's.

>>29829307
What the fuck

>>29831750
as long as its game i can bite her vagoo lips off

>>29808168
I WILL rape and impregnate this cat

>>29832009
you new?
you new to /vt/ atleast

>>29832201
No, just never paid attention to NijiJP

>>29829307
A couple more that make me giggle:
- Streamed for years without a mic stand, instead holding it between her thighs

- In an offcollab, set up stream comments by taking a screenshot then animating it without breaking character

- Played Mario for an hour without inputting any directions and letting autoscroll push her, as though it was completely normal. Then when she got stuck, bullied a nearby manager into playing for her and made fun of him because he kept dying.

>>29829307
I am fucking erect

>>29819121
>chuckle "No, Abe-san, i will not procreate. Goodbye."

>>29808168
No one wants to fuck Noraneko.

>>29836139
No one who wants to live

>>29836139
If you are gay, yeah. Imagine not wanting to suck on fat cat tits.

SEX CATO

>>29829307
Weirdest thing about it is how hasnt she been fired yet

>>29837789
>in contact with politicians and yakuza
>fired
They can only dream

>>29808168
My dick can fix her.

>>29836139
Anon... (You) are probably gay...

>>29808168
It's illegal to fuck the retarded, anon.

>>29840847
what your telling me is that i need to commit self brain damage to fuck the cat right?

>>29829307
Maybe this is cringe nowadays but the video of the girl explaining the manual on how to deal with her reminded me of an SCP article.

>>29841396
....sure.

>>29808168
Would it be possible to use beatings to keep crazy in line? Some people understand only violence after all.

>>29841820
absolutely worth it
>get to fuck the sexcat everyday
>get free retard-bucks on wagies behalf
>get yakuza homies for being catto bf who set up free dates for us to keep her the fuck away from them

>>29829307
Why peepee hard?

>>29841986
>Would it be possible to use beatings to keep crazy in line?
There is a reason why we have mods, anon

>>29830416
She a big girl anon.

>>29829307
I've never had such a hard on before anon what the fuck

>>29829307
So she's like a better version of coco when it comes to unique streams.

>>29829307
>https://youtube.com/watch?v=PX_onUBlv-A
>I like Abe Shinzo
bros...

>>29845343
>>29808168
Reminder that her tits are likely as large as her model's considering she was holding her laptop up with them when streaming lying down.

>>29808168
But why are they so tempting? Evolutionarily speaking it doesnt make sense on the surface, but clearly lots of men find it attractive. Is it the perception that they would be easier to have sex with? Basically evolutionary gambling, knock her up and take the odds that your kids might not be crazy as well? I wonder if there are any studies on this?

>>29829307
>Liking donald trump
A true sign you are deranged.

>>29845502
TDS

>>29845441
My guess is that our brains parse the craziness as some other evolutionarily beneficial trait, like how women's brains confuse abusers for dominant alpha males.

>>29808168
Crazy girls are better lays though

>>29845441
Quick search shows that there is at least one study but take it with a grain of salt. Stupid/mentally unstable women are just easier to have sex with.

>>29845441

>>29845439
>Big tiddy autist
>Still no known roommate
Life ain't fair

ALWAYS stick your in crazy women. DO NOT use protection. 4chan needs fresh blood.

Even crazy wouldn't want me to stick my dick inside them.

>>29846391
Then she is not crazy enough

>>29846477
The amount of crazy needed for that would probably be enough to kill a person.

how fat is this cat?like morbid or thick

>>29808168
We need this collab to happen, an off collab if possible

I see this thread all the time but how many of you actually watch her?

>>29847524
Don't think shes fat.

>>29808168
Can I get a quick rundown?

Bet she fucks like an animal

>>29808168
Listening to her shitting makes me cum every damn time. What I wouldn't give to have been there to unclog her shithole with my cock.

>>29847790
That would be the final yab if it happened. I would also 100% watch that stream no matter what

>>29849743
>>29829307

Recommend me her best stream, no scat allowed

>>29844777
I will take it as "yes".

>>29829307
She and Shien should have children.

>>29850610
Bet she fucks animals

>>29853101
Embrace it, anon. Imagine the smell.

>>29808168
imagine the smell

>>29845684
Which is what anyone who supports the orange traitor has.

>>29829307
>>asked for 2434 packs of potato chips in a twitter competition and they actually fucking mailed it to... the Anycolor office. So everyone has to help her finish the chips.
Oh. So that's why Niji JP general is named /2434/.
That company is pretty wild, it seems.

>>29808168
there are very few girls I wouldn't stick my dick in if I had the chance

>>29860551
anon... your nihongo reps...

>>29856746
Yeah, me

>>29829307
She has such a gentle, demure voice. It's perfect when combined with the things she says and does to others.

>>29860551
It's a multi-layered pun. The numbers 2434 are spelled out as Ni Ji San Ji. Nijisanji also means rainbow, hence their logo. Also, the japanese pronounce the letter D as Ji, so Nijisanji => 2D/3D, a reference to their vtubing model.

>>29860992
>It's a multi-layered pun.
noice

>>29808168
I'd go all in
https://files.catbox.moe/ja10ax.mp4

>>29845047
Coco wasn't that wild. She just did things a western youtuber/streamer might do, but in Japanese, and was much more reddit than actually insane vtubers so she's known better

>>29808168
She's so hot though.

>>29808168
This bitch is like an AI trying to simulate how a human would act

https://streamable.com/s8irb3