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*every ritualpost beyond this point takes a year off your oshi's life*
BLOOP LOVE
"Guh!"
>early 2000s was 20 years agofuuuuuuck
I love Ina!
Gura is cuter than usual today
>>2976665>1993 was 47 years ago
this one damnit
Which Holo will be the first to watch Batman Forever?
SPY KIDS MENTION
>older movie>early 2000sFUCKING ZOOMERS
>>2976669>>2976660NOOOOOOOO INA
Aren't the Barbie movies early 2000?
>Sharkboy and Lava GirlFartemis?
This is the most relaxed I've heard Gura in a while
>>2976660Based
Why is this fat fuck hover handing my oshi? Does this bastard want to taste my fist?
>i want to watch old moviesbased>early 2000scringe
Gura's voice is so cute today
>>2976680>yesterday was 3 days ago
>>2976665>0 was 2021 years ago
HEY I PEED LIKE A CHARGE RIFLE
>>2976663Your boi's pullout game isn't very good.
>>2976648Chumbros how do we defend this?
Watching Gura show off her platformer reps as she boots up more of that Super Metroid, an incredibly hilarious series to experience due to the sheer amount of brain power Gura's forced to use. Also holy shit is that Bloop AGAIN!?While Temma's doing his eigo reps by trying out Duolingo and he's actually havee lots of fun with it as he puts the past days of eigo learning to test.While in 35 minutes, Roberu's going to finish wiping down his desk and it's time for Bar Robel to open up.By the way Ayame's Mama Kagura Nana released a fantastic cover of Secret Daybreak today. She even enlisted Suisei to sing along with her making for a fantastic and unique take on the song. If you haven't heard it yet, you're doing yourself a great injustice and you should definitely check it out down below.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkcCqYk_V1sSo friends, where we at?
>>2976557>>2976538>>2976525>>2976522>"fuck your stupid fotm shit, i can play GOOD games now."
I love Mori!
>>2976660>>2976669How could you do it Inalover...
>Gura is still salty after that collabGurachama....
>>2976684THE GUY LOVE
>>2976660Watamage works fast huh?
i want this to happen for the inveitable gossling edits
>Fucks your shark
>>2976652I needed that, thanks.
>>2976694She must have had a good day off yesterday.
>>2976648JFC, spoiler that next time you post it.
>>2976684Do you think God lives in heaven because he's afraid of what he created?
FNF LETS GOOOOOOOO
>>2976686It was 20 years ago anon.....
GURA'S SHARK WEEK UUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2976714Gura is based and disregards FOTM bullshit
Is Gura cuter than usual today?
>>2976708Based
Her ADHD is pretty bad today.
>>2976704What would happen if I put a sausage in there?
>>2976707Right here Ayamefriend!Watching Gura!
Which 2000's movies do you wanna watch with Gura, /vt/?
>>2976669私もイナが大好き!
>>2976696Reminder that Bloop sleeps with Gura every night, curled up on her like a cat, she said so herself.
>>2976704https://files.catbox.moe/8atwqb.mp4
>>2976686Go back to you cave. Anything before 2k is ancient history.
Snap back to reality
Bros. IMAGINE.>Max Keeble's Big Move watchalong with GuraKINO KINO KINO KINO
bloop deserved to die
>>2976694I wonder if she's done with whatever she has been working with
>do people still play Among us?>Kiara does? OgeyDamn, why does your oshi hate tenchou so much cumbuddies?
>>2976708powerful
>>2976660MIKOLER EXPLAIN THIS!
>faggots insisting Gura has been becoming HER for months>ends up becoming pic related instead
I feel like Gura has to be early 20s, all her references are right in my strike zone
STOP BULLYING THE ROBOTS
>>2976669I love Ina too!
Gura really dating herself with these movie suggestions
Did Ame say something about Gura, why were you guys talking about it so much before Gura's stream started?
>>2976706With our lives, chumbro.
UUUUOOOOOHHHH PRINCESS GURA T o T
Gura HATES missiles
>>2976765She's over 9000 retard
oh fuck, not another sharknado...Deep Blue Sea better
>>2976707Right here, Ayamebro! Watching Gura play some more SM
BULLY MY COCK GURA PLEASE
YES GOD DAMMIT I'M JEALOUS
>>2976684God, I'd love any of them to do the full trilogy.
I hope Gura does a Jaws watchalong for her birthday
FUCK SHE'S ACTIVATING MY M
>>2976755Oh fuck yes this please
I'm going to mating press this mesugaki.
>Are you jealous of the robot?Yes.
>Gura dis discord>Gura dis among usGOD I LOVE THIS SHARK
When she says "chat" in that tone I seriously get erect, holy fuck
T o T
>>2976707Right here Ayamefriend! Feeling sorry for the robots that won't get to play Apex.
>>2976765Gura references Chuck Norris, she is easily 30 if not older
>>2976714It's really a shame because the first among us collab was great. She played the second one terribly and was punished for it
FUCKING MESUGAKI
this fucking brat...
i want to watch sharknado for the epic jared fogle cameo
But seriously, out of everyone they could have picked, Why?
>>2976771Nah, its just 1 schizo spamming.
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003)
Gura's being as cheeky as usual!
>>2976764Gura is Tomoko and anyone who says otherwise clearly do not watch enough Gura
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O12lvTUzTSs
>>2976660I love gura
>>2976708sus
Good evening, I love chicken
One day Gura will do a cover of the Sharkboy song
Goorah's bullying ME. Later, losers.
>>2976706Why contain it?
>>2976781>Deep Blue SeaUnderrated movie but I'd rather get Deep Rising
oh FUCK Gura understands her audience now
>>2976795The only thing being mating pressed here is you by me
>>2976707Right here Ayamefriend!Gura
>>2976812Sexfags are mentally ill
>>2976757Gura immediately btfo'ing klaius's rrat. he got the fave but at what cost
>>2976764I would fucking kneel so hard if Gura sang this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0hq8bPUbJg
>>2976821Risu, you dont need to postyour own videos here....
So quick question so if gura is half shark half girl who's the shark is it the mom or dad?
>wants to watch early 2000s movies after Ame watched spiderman 2002>Sang sunshine after Ame watched into the spiderverse
>>2976757of course Klaius would eventually draw Gura as a killer with a knife
>>2976812Why question SEX?
Gura's more accurate with platforming than usual
>>2976818We don't have enough information yet. Also, may allah forgive me, Gura is much cuter than tomoko.
>>2976812questioning a retard's mind is an infinite timeloop of insanity
It's time bros
So have us teamates finally realized that Ame is bad at keeping promises?
>>2976813I was seeing people say "Ame lets the /u/schizos get to her too much" and it didn't look like just one guy spamming
>>2976804>he doesn't know just how long the Chuck Norris meme lasted
I love Reine!!!
>>2976804The fuck, do you know any younger people? Plenty of 20-somethings know Chuck Norris jokes.
>>2976836>Deep RisingWhat a fucking high-taste chad you are.
>>2976840Maybe later, J-chad.
>>2976853It's gotta be the mom since she ate her siblings in the womb
>>2976853Atlantean women fuck sharks
>>2976867>teammmmates
>>2976840what a faggot
>>2976821Thanks for sharing Risu! I liked the "are you happy?" thing you did after saying the stupid Hi Honey line.
>>2976836hey, Deep Rising pretty good
>>2976818you clearly dont read watamote either
>>2976804Gura references Elvis, she is easily 40 if not older
>>2976855oh come on, this is one of his best works ever. look at the contrast between the gory scene she's created and her cute facial expression staring directly into the viewer's eyes trying to get away with it.
>>2976804I'm fucking 22 and chuck norris jokes were still popular online when I was growing up
>>2976818You also have not followed Watamote
>>2976867>us teamates>usDoubt. but yes, it's always she'll make it up to us
>>2976853the mom, her dad clearly has a fish fucking fetish
>>2976742IrreversibleMaster and CommanderSW Attack of the Clones
>>2976851>>2976821Treerrat...
Become
>>2976880I love Reine’s tits!
>>2976812He's probably one of those low information people who thinks he's sticking it to those dirty idolfags and the holos secretly think he's cool and a hero. Big stupid.
>>2976867She'll just cry or tell you she did (dude trust me I cried) and all will be forgiven.
>>2976804I'm 25 and I know who chuck norris is, that doesn't mean shit.
>>2976818This is actually Ame though
>>2976812Aloefags are insane
I tried watching that Nagatoro show and it did nothing for me compared to the bullying Gura gives me, personally, for being in her dumb fucking chat
So just curious, what goes through your mind when Gura casually mentions Watson during her streams? I'm trying to figure out what the thought process is behind rapidly swapping over to the Hololive Global tab you have open and typing in all caps as if you were having a stroke. What are you thinking about in that moment? Is the schizophrenia real?
CHICKEN RUN AND WALLACE AND GROMIT WATCHALONG WITH GURAAAAAAAAA
They're still cominghttps://youtu.be/v2PfFvN3-0s
>>2976804I'm 22 and I remember kids making Chuck Norris jokes in like the 3rd grade in 2006.
>>2976742Snatch and Kung Fu Hustle
>>2976867they call it realistic GFE for a reason
>>2976899>>2976906I haven't fucking caught up to it in years what in the name of fucking lord is this
SHE TOOK THE BAIT
Gooruh...
>>2976804Gura references Jesus Christ, she is easily 2000 if not older.
>>2976835it's cool
>>2976821thanks risu!
>>2976867>Sus
gura...
>>2976906>implying holo myth isn't Gura's harem that she gained by being an autist
>>2976926Fuck NO I hate that claymation shit so goddamn much.
I'm going to akasupa Gura and ask her about the Gurame podcast.
>>2976936I mean yeah, shes 9000 years old. Probably off collabed.
>>2976921I want more bullying
>>2976933Tomoko has friends
>>2976804i'm in my 20s and i remember making chuck norris jokes to my mom while in her womb
goomba...
Hai dozo
gura kek
>>2976924I start thinking about Ame and need to let everyone know that someone has mentioned her.
UUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2976957I dare you to
>>2976752
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH TAKING ADVANTAGE OF GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2976867I stopped watching her like a month and a half ago, feels liberating knowing that she's still the same.
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TAKING ADVANTAGE OF GURA'S GULLIBLENESS
>>2976862About that...
>>2976961That wasn't the fucking image I chose
>>2976933Watamote turned into a yuri manga years ago, anonchama.
>>2976742National Treasure (or one of the many other Nic Cage cringekino films)American PsychoOcean's ElevenKill BillHot FuzzTropic ThunderInglorious Basterd (would this and TT even be acceptable?)MementoEternal Sunshine
Zoomer Shork WILL have Jellyfish Help yes
>>2976956>the_man_with_no_taste.jpg
>>2976933tomoko conquest plan
>>2976933She has a lesbian harem
>>2976742Barbie movies
>>2976902I like the concept, but look at the feet, water, and background...
>>2976818besides the weird neet behavior, it also hits the mark on lesbian pervert that everyone likes
>>2976752Look at that fuckin' perfectly round noggin. Just wanna put a goddamn hat on it. Or maybe even stack THREE hats on that terrain, goodness.
>exploiting gura for sex UOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2976912Me too!https://files.catbox.moe/2ev0wc.png
>>2976867>usSchizo#1 please
>>2976924I'd like to think it's just funposters but that's not dramatic enough so it's definitely NOT that
TAKING ADVANTAGE OF GURA'S GULLIBILITY UOOOOOOOOOOOHHH
>>2976804I'm 20, I loved the Chuck Norris rage comics from back in the day.
Oh this will be a long stream, Maridia will make her lose her mind and I'm looking forward to it, I love this silly shark.
>>2976957Many (You)'s if you do.
Why is boomba dumb
TAKING ADVANTAGE OF GURA
Gura is extra bratty today
>>2976924>I have to post "Ame mention"
>>2976968>Not the soundpost
>>2976924The funny thing is it doesn't happen when Gura mentions any of the other girls.
>Haven't even bullied you yetThat's the problem
i looked away for a bit, what happened? did chat guide her to the wrong side of the map or something?
>>2976956I'm sorry that you were raised as a faggot and never developed proper taste.
>>2976908>irreversible
bloop love
>>2976812Short answer: He's retarded.Long answer: Aloe sang in a vocaloid voice and the main character of that game sings in a vocaloid voice and he's basically a retard for making the correlation.
1800LBS OF ASS AND PUSSY
>>2976728That was such an out of movie quote.
>>2976924So that I can go through the archives later and add every Ame mention to my everexpanding google doc of every Gurame interation ever
>>2976924Someone post the soundpost
>18000 lbs. of pure PUSSY & ASS
I love gura! I dont love metroid, though
Over 1800s lbs of feathery pubes and amazon ass
>>2976953Ame is being broached, lad.
Chumbuds, is your oshi usually this dum?
>JGBFWAnything noteworthy that I missed from the first 30 minutes of Gura?
>>2977045I want it to crush me
>>2976906i have come to realized i have read a LOT of doujin's about Tomoko
1800LBS of ASS AND PUSSY
>>2976988
this game has nice water
>go to guras stream >close chat>close /vt/Ahh yes
>>2976976Same. Her personality and voice really wear on you after a while
>another gura's stream that can't break 10kEven kiara's sims stream got more views than that
>>2976929Chuck Norris jokes started in the early 00s. Percolated from then-highschoolers and middleschoolers outward. I wanna say the earliest I heard one was 05 or 04.
watagoose
>>2977003based
>>2977053She oscillates wildly between being a literal genius savant and a complete fucking retard. It's honestly great.
>>2976953I thought it was ame's harem
>>2976812did he ever got shit from it? if so, why did he continued working on it?
>>2977057based
>>2977055She's cuter than usual today.
>>2977075XD
>>2977075wtf ? ! ? !
>>2977073It's already over 10k dumbfuck.
>>2977073(You)
>>2977066Yeah!+
>>2977053Depends on the time of the hour
>>2976924I don't make AME MENTION posts, but I do seek out other holos VODs to listen to them talking about her. I know I'm not the only one.
>Gura thinks kilograms are half as heavy as pounds>she's only "30 something Kilos>Gura is only 15 pounds
>Hard songDEVIL NIGGER???DEVIL NIGGER???DEVIL NIGGER???
>>2977045
>>2977073Her sims stream got 7k.
>>2977053She's been drinking today please andastd
Gura....
>gura's practicing a really hard song for karaokeI am so curious now.
>>2977047Gura LOVEMetroid is shit
Haachama wants to collab with Gura
>>2977073It didn't thought. KFP
DOUBLE NIGGER?!
>gura is learning king
I'm pulling my devil trigger tonight
>>2976742
Gura...
People will claim it's a Mori song but I just hope it's something from Eve
>>2977105Imagine
Just found a site that reposted Ina's Nier art. It stil has the watermark, but it gave her no credit. Is this worth reporting to Cover?
>>2977064ROBOT SEXY UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
>>2976933She got friends who accept her for the creep she is
Thoughts?
What song is she learning, /hlgg/?
>>2977073Responsible ojis into SNES and anime girls aren't as numerous as id/u/l schizos
Sooo is Gura actually an M or an S? I'm getting conflicting vibes
>>2977120Shallys!
Why?
>>2977073>it's a sad cat tells a demonstrably false lie episode
>>2976818>Tomoko VtuberMaybe someday
>>2977149Why did you make me look like this
The beginning and end are integral to the song! You can't just skip them, Gura!!
spoonfeed me the context to gura's title
Chumbuds...
>>2977146dies iraes
>>2976707Right here!
>>2977073Metroid is a shit game
>>2976867What promises did she break this time? She didn't promise anything.
GOD I WANT GURA TO CALL ME A DEGENERATE
Actually becoming Lamy right now. It isn't so bad.
>>2977045I'm straight but I don't find Samus attractive whatsoever. The suit is really fucking weird and the colour scheme is distasteful.
What did that faggot SC? I have him blocked
GURA NODON'T GIVE HIM ATTENTION
>>2977152Yes
https://youtu.be/dgAifYag2_MLeaking Gura's karaoke song. Sorry chumbuds.
>>2977149Please tell down picture
>>2976995>look at the feetchumbuds are sick people
>>2977184same lol
>>2977073>el gato agüitado
>>2977075watamelongoose
>>2977152Switch, leans M
This mesugaki needs to learn her place who's with me
>>2977172
>>2977172Ain't that fucker a Deadbeat?
>>2977170in one of her superchat readings she mentioned she aspired to be a journalist
Gura you will only encourage the nasty SCs.....
>>2977073Number fags should neck themselves.
>>2977152S to males, M to females
>>2977170She's Kotaku's Editor-in-Chief
>>2977172HOLY FUCKING KEKHe's a faggot for this but that's kind of funny that she felt so repulsed by it she actually responded
>>2977172Deadbeats will defend this
>>2977172he does it to literally all the ENs. Well maybe not Ina
>>2977172He’s not one of >ours
>>2977120It's shallys you nigger
>>2977152>Ame: Switch leaning on M>Ina: Switch leaning on S>Mori: Vanilla>Kiara: >Gura: Just wants a friend
blain hurts
>>2977170Gura got filtered by Crocomire and wrote an expose on how game accessibility is more important than ever for Kotaku.
>>2977149Based?
>>2977152Switch. She's an S for us but a hard M for Ame
>>2977170Game journalist failed at Cuphead tutorial
>>2977170She's not very good at videogames so chat calls her a game journalists a couple of times, so she's running with it.
>>2977172Deadbeats please take this faggot back
>>2977172Dangerously based...
>>2977149no worms so its ogey
>>2977180Stop replying to an insane schizo samefag anon.
>Gura telling chumbuds to bully one of Mori's annoying paypigsYES GURA, FINALLY! I HATE THAT FAGGOT
>>2977149At least your cum doesn't have worms like the other anon
>>2977202He's kind of -the- deadbeat with how much Mori encourages literally that from him
>>2977190I would kneel so hard I would reach the earth's core
muh supermissiles...
gura is NOT a degenerate
>Reminder that Gura sang 6 straight melancholic songs for Ame on her member's karaoke, including Sunflower, after finding out that Ame was sick>Meanwhile Ame reciprocates by ghosting her on the podcast collab and by doing only one duet with Gura and five with Kiara.Gura. You're better than this, find someone who truly appreciates you for who you are.
Guys, I think there’s a ghost in this thread!
>>2977149glad I opened this while sipping my drink
>>2977146https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS27S3mspjU
>>2977240Why won't Mori tard wrangle her retards?
>>2977219>KiaraLike anyone has to ask.
>>2977214He's done it to Ina tons of times. Not once has she even hinted at reading it.
>>2977228He moved on when mori stopped giving him attention
>>2977073Sims is actually a buff stream for Kiara
PEKORAPEKORA TIED UPPEKORA CHAINED TO THE CEILINGPEKORA NOT WEARING PANTIESPEKORA WITH SMALL BOOBSPEKORA WITH SMALL BOOBS AND CUNNYPEKORA WITH A SMALL CUNNY EXPOSEDEXPOSED WHILE TIED TO THECEILINGEXPOSED WITH SMALL BOOBSBLUSHING WHILE EXPOSEDPEKORA BLUSHING AND EXPOSED CUNNYPEKORA CUNNY VISIBLEPEKORA UNABLE TO DEFEND HERSELFNAKED PEKORA EASILY RAPEDNO PEKORA PANTIESJUST REACH AND GRAB CUNNYUNPROTECTED PEKORA CUNNYCUNNY TIED TO THE CEILINGPEKORA STRIPPED WHILE BOUNDPEKORA BOUND AND RAPEDPEKORA CRYING WHILE YOU LICKLICK CRYING PEKORA CUNNYLICK CRYING PEKORA BOOBSPEKORA BOUND AND CRYINGPEKORA COVERED IN SALIVAPEKORA COVERED IN CUMPEKORA WITH CUM FILLED CUNNYPEKORA UNABLE TO REMOVE CUMPEKORA LEFT TO HANG FILLED WITH CUMPEKORA!
>>2977199
>>2977154>>2977216The fuck is shallys
T-tick tock?
Please watch by blue haired alcoholic wife.
>>2977141Contact the site first and politely ask them to give her credit before reporting, if they don't then report.
>>2977202>>2977240he's admitted he doesnt even like Mori very much, he just does it for attention
>>2976752YoHer wings are sweaty, beaks weak, thighs are heavyThere's shit in her pants already, calli's spaghettiShe's nervous, but on her rigging she looks calm and readyTo drop songs, but she keeps on forgettin'What she wrote down, her visa is tickin' down,She opens her mouth, but the runes won't come outShe's cluckin', how, everybody's unsubbed nowThe numbers run out, times up, over, blaowSnap back to reality, ope there goes sanityOpe, there goes menhera, she choked
>>2977149Needs more worms
>>2977244>streams bathtub UOOOH while teasing oji-sans
>>2977246yeah but who's ame planning to do an off-collab with, gura or kiara
>>2977214Stopped doing it to Ame because she just ignored him
No Gura you'd cant encourage bullying in your chat! Think of the blogposts!
>>2977202>>2977212>>2977214>>2977215I'm bad with remembering SC names, are there other examples of this?Also what's with the symbiosis spoiler baka
>>2977269I want to watch Lamy but my oshi is streaming...
>>2977172kekwhy are deadbeats like this
>>2977255Pretty Sure Mori would have laughed at that SC if this was her stream.
ₕᵤhaʰᵃ
>>2977172Kinda based, ngl
>>2977258She gave him attention the last two times he donated and spent at least two minutes acknowledging his toilet humor
>>2977228he got a response out of gura so he's yours now
Darth will send more and more shit to her now that she gave him all the attention he wanted.
>>2977152Ignore all the dumbasses who have never met girls IRLGura is absolutely the most M of Ms in bed but she's a mesugaki tease up until the point you get to punish her for it. It's all meant to draw out your male aggression.
>no stream overlaps>burger prime time>2.5 million subs>can't even get her usual 14k viewersThey really need to debut EN 2 soon because at this rate more and more people will flock to that other company
>>2977265Lurk forever
>>2977154>>2977216>campfire karaoke>shallysnah
>>2977260BASED
>>2977146GOAT by Polyphia on Ukelele
>>2977172deadbraps...
>>2977269Fuck off herfag
>>2977265Nice bait
>Super Metorid the quintessential boomer game>Always has fucking low ass views>Zoomers still complaining as if this was new
>>2977312I'm going to bully this fucker until he has a one way trip to Mori if he keeps bothering Gura
>>2977265Do your holo repsFucking chumbabies
>>2977149Kenzoku, care to explain this?
I am getting....ANGRY! At /hlgg/!
>>2977172BASED
>>2977332kek
Name one streamer who can get 10k+ viewers right now with Super Metroid
>>2977344Why are Watamates like this
>>2977278
worms? I'm glad I wasn't around to see that
>>2977307I think only if he donates a large amount now she’ll entertain his shit. It’s better than his usual 5 dollar donos being noticed
>>2977312This, expect more from him since Gura responded.
>>2977355Ina
Schizo#1 really going hard on this Ame hates Gura angle huh.
>>2977338Is 10k low for Gura these days?
>>2977355Anya
>>2977255Mori likes to see the best in people, which means she will use mental gymnastics when they show their worst, and ignore the people repulsed by his shit. She also has a retarded sense of humor.
>>2977347I am experiencing negative emotions following the consumption of media using my optical organs.
>>2977360Fuck you Adlan. You go back.
>>2977355Pekora! Marine! Korone!
>>2977355my priestess could easily
>>2977265There's a line, faggot.And you just crossed it.Watch out when you leave your house.
>>2977355me
Time for another bitchy blog about Gura's toxic chat! https://theunlitcigarette.wordpress.com/2021/04/06/the-beauty-the-bully-toxic-holoen-chats/
Gura has used the Super Scope more than every kid in the 90s did put together
>>2977321>more and more people will flock to that other companyWhat's going on with that, they announced NijiEN forever ago
>>2977355Risu
>>2977387I ain't clicking your shitty blog nigga
>>2977172this fuck is STILL doing this?
>>2977355gawr goora
if gura drops below 10k i might actually kill myself
>>2977355Korone
>>2977202no technically, he doesnt even like mori and only does it for the attention
>>2977362don't open
>DANDE MENTIONTHEY ARE
>>2977369For the first stream maybe
>>2977347Embrace your anger.
>>2977321yea but it's metroid
>>2977371Overall, yesAbout average for metroid.
DANDE MENTION
>>2977265An excuse to post Risu singing but you can figure out where the original is from yourself
NEROBROS, WE'RE IN
>>2977338Fuck you and fuck your shit game
namlas
DMC MENTION
Dante is living rent-free in my oshi's head.....based
Gura.....The Devil may cry...
>She doesn't know
>>2977355Me
>GURA IS IN LOVE WITH DANTEHOW THE FUCK CAN WE COMPETE?
>>2977372He's still going?What a sad life
>>2977355
Dante is living rent-free in Gura's head
>>2977313she secretly likes it.
>Dante wouln't cryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8qG4AlK1qk
>>2977405I closed the stream just for you
>>2977431desab
>>2977246None of them as good as Ame.
Devils NEVER cry
>>2977434Devils never cry
>see another cancer clip channel>click on channel info>vietnamevery time
>Gura talking about her crush on stream
>>2977431pǝsɐq
the i love yous are coming in fast in gura's chat
>>2977439We literally can't.
Gura is extra fiesty today
>>2977465>Dante>Dating anyone
>>2977307yeah and in those situations only because he sent an akasupa because is guaranteed that mori will read it
>>2977439I can only take solace in the knowledge that he will never fuck her
God I wish I was Dante. Listen to the way she talks about him.FUCK FUCK FUCK
>That one scene where Patty calls Dante but it's just Gura
Nerobros.... how does Dante keep winning?
How old is ff7?
>>2977439BY BEING MORE CRAYZEE PIZZA MAN THAN HIM AND NOT CRYING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH.OF WHICH I AM BOTH.SEE YOU LATER, VIRGINS.
Chumkeks, this guy is fucking your oshi on a regular basis.
>>2977392I'm talking about Vsluts, that tour actually gave them a huge buff because of how much press it got
>gura doesn't like men who crywell, it's over for me chumbuds...
>>2977073please delete all images you have of my friend
>>2977355XQC
>>2977399He stopped for two months, came back to Calli's and got some laughs, and has done it twice to Gura to get actual acknowledgement
>"What do these things (the spikes) look like?"GOORA NO NOT AGAIN
>>2977485>Wanting to be Dante>Not the chad Vergil
>>2977492Where did you get all these pictures of me???
>>2977172Humongous faggot.
THE GAME
>>2977500i think it's over for most of us. only one thing left to do now...
>>2977465It's not a Gura stream without a mention of Ame_
>>2977492Stop doxing me
>>2975425>its over...seems the 25th of the month curse came in late
>>2977355Any popular non vtuber streamer
>>2977481never played DMC, does sex ACTUALLY make him weaker?
>>2977321
>>2977523cry?
>>2977494I know, I was just fucking with you falseflaggerkun
>>2977255Unironically sub-80 IQ
>>2977515>not wanting to be neroI want a replica of that dumb fucking sword so bad
>>2977492Well, can anyone compete with him?
>Super Metroid>Can't stop thinking about DanteNice game boomers.
>Squeezing GuraUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2977247Gura is a ghost
>>2977515Gura already made fun of Vergil's voice anon
>>2977125you new in these waters, chumbro? pepeloni drops an aka in virtually every stream
>the fourth mention of princess carrying this stream>"slam dunk me"Holy shit this shark is WET
IM GONNA TAKE GURA TO THE SECRET BASEMENT AND SLAM DUNK HER
TAKING GURA TO THE RAPE DUNGEON
PRINCESS CARRYING GURA INTO MY SECRET BASEMENT UUUOOOOOOOOOOOH
Holy fffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck Gura is sexy today
You will never princess-carry your oshi, why live?
Gura's being brought into polka's rape dungeon.......
>>2977321trash post but at least it is another image for my AZKI folder, thanks
>>2977542T o T
>we're going to the secret basementFUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF HOW DID THEY FUCK UP THE SERIES SO HARD FUCK ISAYAMA FUCK SHITTTTTTTTT
>>2977492>Dante>Using his penis
GRAV BROS
>>2977492Dante has to remain a virgin to keep his power. This is emotional NTR.
Gooruh wants to be slam dunked!
>>2977273Sounds good.
>>2977492>Dante>sexanon...
>>2977494Wow it turns out that if your managers don't shut you off from the world you get more exposure. Who knew.
>Gravity SuitHow long until she figures out the Maridia power bomb
Just came back from work and IS THAT BLOOP IN THE SCREEN?I thought that nigga was in company of Gura's bread in the "shit Gura forgot realm"
>Gura thinks Dande doesn't crySHE NEEDS A HERO
nice she can move through water at normal speed now, right?t. only played games after fusion
What is this bullshit I keep hearing about ID management forcing the holos to do 50:50 ID/EN streams? Please tell me that it's just a silly rrat, please, I can't lose my oshi like this, I don't speak indog!
I've been out of the loop for the last week. What did the whole "making demands of HoloID" thing end up doing? Did the girls kneel?
>>2977537The Sparda bloodlines power is derived from their virginity. Reminder that before Sparda had kids he was a gigachad who took no shit. Then he had 2 (two) kids and got bitch slapped by Mundus. Vergil is a dirty whore and he lost to his son. Nero bangs his hot Catholic GF on the regular and he's no where near as powerful as Dante who is a confirmed virgin.
>>2977574Kek. Fuck that series, author's a hack.
>>2976742Black Hawk Down.She'll either cry at the mog mile, or proclaim she doesn't get it.No in between.
>>2977537No but its fun to meme about it
>>2977567*ahem*POLKA RAPE DUNGEON ISNT REAL
>>2977255I would be fine with shit like that as long as she encouraged bants like Gura has been doing recently. If I saw 5 "LET'S GOOO"s for every sadsack SC, and got to do a tamer equivalent of telling faggots to kill himselves, i would be elated. Sadly that is the one thing she doesn't like.
>>2977567You're next! you lucky son of a bitch
>>2977523Wait for gen 2 and change oshi?
Time for the BEST SUIT
>>2977547The yamato is cooler
>>2977549>WhatsApp image
Because of their unique development, baby sharks produce waste product in the womb. Since baby sharks often devour their siblings, it's probable that in doing so they in fact gorge themselves upon the fecal matter and urine contained within and on the skin their dying siblings, before being released from their mothers vagina, covered with the waste products of her mothers reproductive system and filled with the waste products of her siblings nascent reproductive system.Similarly, because the excrement of her siblings is then digested and excreted as waste in and of itself through the skin, it is likely that a baby shark spends some of its formative days literally coated with a thin film composed partially of the piss and scat of the siblings she devoured.
>>2977549>whatsapp image
>>2977595Risu made some speech about it not being a big deal and we dont have to worry about it, but it didnt convince everyone
>>2977431Ti tae uoy dluow
>>2977617NEVER
>>2977268Kiara's barely going to stream this week. It's over.
>>2977592unfortunately it's real and is currently being enacted by ID1'si can't see reine going by the same rules since 98% of her income is from EN fans
>>2977568I hate to find them this way
>>2977591yes
>>2977500I'm in! I haven't cried since my childhood trauma
Alwasy hated that suit, awful color
>>2977575>Dante>Penis
Klaius rrat confirmed
>>2977214he literally superchats or comments his shitty "jokes" to everyonejust a gross person in general
KLAUS BTFO'D
>>2977621N-not based...
>>2977537no but its a funny thing about Capcom characters where the vast majority don't know what sex is
>>2977170she realized Human is easy modo and that she has died in it.
>>2977387You linked the wrong one.https://theunlitcigarette.wordpress.com/2021/04/25/and-the-hits-keep-coming-bully-rant-on-recent-gura-stream-and-other-stuff/(Totally not that Doo Doo poem fag guy btw)
>>2977620>>2977623
Lets say i get my hands on a bottle of GAWR GURA PISS (with a little bit of toilet water mixed in it) would there be anyone here who wants to buy it?
ahh the fatto catto. you know the fatto catto? the nooo one. i always, i always post the, the fatto catto.
>>2977592Only for ID1
>>2976880She's the best!
>>2977626haey lleh
>>2977605>If I saw containment breaking SEAnigs I would be elated
DANTE'S TRANS-DIMENSIONAL COCK
Goomba...
Gura...........
>>2977355Damascus
gura.....
>>2977268>It's realWhat the heck? Interesting stuff. Is this from her Nier art maybe?
GURA REPLACE BLOOP'S VA, WAKE UP WATAMATES
>>2977602Prove it
>>2977663I'm not buying your piss again, fucker
>>2977664Based fattocatto poster
bloop is taxidermy. don't believe her lies.
I lov u
oh. Lamy is money farming. guess i will tab over to Gura
jackpot
alert she said moose brace for impact
>>2976742Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift
>>2977537Yes unironically the moment a member of Sparda's blood has sex he loses a massive amount of his power. Vergil buffed himself with the power of demon kings themselves in DMCV and he still only tied Dante, because he had sex ONCE
>>2977586Why don't you watch them instead then?
>>2977650What a fucking weirdo
So did Gura just remember that Bloop exists and decide to use him or is there another reason?
>>2977620>>2977623Hey I talk about gura with my coworkers, don't judge
>>2977543>I was only pretending to be retarded!
gura?
>>2977717She forgot he was a thing
>How are you supposed to do that without dying>Immediately does it without dying
>>2977537He likes to be a tease
>Gura forgot that wall mounted fish exist
>>2977535>>2975425
WHATS THE PLURAL OF MOOSE SHA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAARK
Gura referencing the stream that destroyed her romance with Ame....
Does Anya HAVE a Japanese audience?
I LOVE MY FAVORITE GAME GOURNALIST!
>>2977698thanks babe
>>2977717Mascot plushies soon.
literally game journalist
T O E S
>>2977698DU
>feet
TOES MENTION
TOE MENTION
>>2977654Skimmed through, what a pretentious bitch. >Memento Mori kek
>>2977574are you frustrated?
>>2977737They are her loyal ones
>TOES MENTION
TOES
>toes mentionUNO
>>2977737Her primary audience is JP
>mooseWhy did she do it bros?
Gura has like half a dozen energy tanks and she doesn't fill any of them
Almost hit a moose once on the highway, going over to Newfoundland to see family and it just walked on out and my uncle had to swerve to not hit it.
TOES MENTIONED
>>2977663You just went to the beach and filled a bottle with sea-water, didn't you?
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
UUOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH GURA'S CUTE PAINTED TOENAILS
FEET MENTION
SPICS
UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
UUUUUOH GURA TALKING ABOUT HER NUDIST DREAMS
>>2977595it was never a big deal to begin with, and anyway i doubt it will be enforced or anything, so streams will go as normal except for at least one ID only stream for ID gen1
GURA'S TINY PAINTED TOENAILS
>girls can't paint their toenails in the winterI never knew...
>>2977537It's a joke with how a majority of Capcom MCs don't know what sex is
Gura's favorite thing about summer is EXPOSED TOES
>>2977737It's probably he biggest part of her audience yes
F E E TMENTIONEDRIGHT IT DOWN
SHE'S HERE
>sharktoes mentionedUUOOOOOOOOHHH
FEET MENTION MENTION
FEET MENTIONED
FEETMENTIONED
Stop fucking calling me out, Goorah
"FEET MENTIONED" MENTIONED
>FEET MENTIONEDSHES HERE!
FEET MENTIONEDWRITE IT DOWN
I wear my flip flops out in the snow.
>>2977717Hololive EN mascot plushies are probably almost ready to order.
SHE KNOWS
ONE FUCKING STREAM GURA
FEET MENTION MENTIONED!SHE'S HERE!
SHE IS HERE
UUUUUUUOOOOOOOHHHH GURA'S PAINTED TOESFEET MENTION MENTIONED
>feet mentioned mentionedSHE'S HERE
FUCK OFF GURA QUIT BREAKING CONTAINMENT
>FEET MENTIONED
I bet you feel very dumb now
Gura please just grind for health, just exit and enter a room until you have like at least 50% health please
Yeah, me
SHE'S HERE!
SHES HERE
>put it in the archiveLiterally here.
PUT IT IN THE ARCHIVE
FEET MENTION MENTIONED WHAT THE FUCKSHE'S NOT JUST HERESHE IS IN OUR MIND AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
We do that because the winter is cold as fuck gura
>FEET MENTIONEDTHIS BRRAT IS BTFOING EVERYONE RIGHT NOW JESAS
Gura seems more MSGK than usual tonight
God Gura is SASSY today.
"FEET MENTION" MENTION
I love gura
Gura stop fucking dog whistling.
>Put it in the archiveSHES HERE
GURA STOP YOU CAN'T GET ANY MORE BASED TONIGHT
She's here.
>>2977621Anon, the ocean is already filled with plankton & diatomaceous shit.
>FEET MENTIONEDSHES HERE
footfags on suicide watch
SHES HERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SHE'SHERE
SHE'S HEREEE
SHE’S HERE
WTF SHES HERE?
>>2977788I'm skimming Risu's stream about it and it looks like it changed fuck all.
So the feet meme is not just a thing here right?
FEET WERE MENTIONED LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>feet mentioned
>FEET MENTION MENTIONSHE'S
AAAAAH THIS FUCKING TOE SLUT
>April 26, 2021 00:54:43 UTC>Gura mentioned feetArchived
SHE'S HERE AND SHE HAS CALLED (YOU) A FAGGOT MULTIPLE TIMES
4/16/2021 8:52 ESTGura mentioned feet again
FEET MENTIONUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH20:53 EST MONDAY APRIL 26, 2021
i want to go back to when she wasn't HERE
Oi oi oi... Is goomba here? Aren't we the only ones who spam "FEET MENTION"?
YOU FUCKERS HEARD HER ADD IT TO THE LIST
>>2977878Based
What was mentioned?
Mogu spam is funnier than this.
Jesus Christ for once in my life I genuinely believe that a Hololive talent browses these threads.
you guys are sad
>CrocsBased.
SHE'S FUCKING HERE
>SHE MENTIONS MOOSE>SHE MENTIONS FEET MENTIONSSHE"SFUCKINGHERE
Gura crocs...
GURA IS GETTING MARRIED TO FEET
>>2977870you really expect seaclowns to not spew everything they see on facebook and twitter?
All joking aside is "feet mentioned" a thing in relation to Gura outside of /vt/?
>gura knows about guracordnow she knows that her paypigs are colossal dick-sucking faggots
>>2977891>he didn't knowanon...
>>2977870hell no, her chat always goes bananas when she mentions feetnow, as for the feet mention mention, that is a very specific term
Someone wrote Feet Mention in chat and she read it. She isn't here.
>East of the Wrecked Ship>Other entrance to MaridiaNo bosses tonight.
>>2977908>Implying Gura is browsing Hololive on fucking facebook
doesnt crocs make the smell worse?
>>2977910Yes her chat was spamming it
>>2977878based
>>2977628Need I remind you that EN2 debute will be the only time when you can HONORABLY change you Oshi. Stop limiting yourself faggot.
Only fucking doctors should wear crocs because at least they wear socks with them
>>2977870I'm pretty sure they say it in chat, yeah.we'll only know she's here when she starts going UUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHH
>>2977870>feet mentioned>put it in the archiveIt's time to stop pretending they're not here.
It's official now, Gura lurks in the general
How do you feel about your oshi's new shoes?
Crocs are the ultimate footwear, anything else is cope. You cannot refute this.
Gura you shitty brat, I already have an oshi
i'm wearing crocs right now
>>2977934t. whore
>>2977923>now, as for the feet mention mention, that is a very specific termthat's fair
This stream is so fucking kino. It's basically a zatsudan with a great game in the background.
>>2977939Anon, chat spammed it to her, come on.
>>2977929It goes Here>facebook/twitter>chat>her
>>2977938But she's already done that multiple times. And chat does that too.
SHUT UP ABOUT CROCS>SHE DOES IT FOR FREESHE DOES IT FOR FREE>SHE DOES IT FOR FREESHE DOES IT FOR FREE>SHE DOES IT FOR FREESHE DOES IT FOR FREE
>>2977910Unless everyone in her stream chat is on /vt/, seems like it.Also copious amounts of fanarts have a focus on her feet.
>SHE'S HERE fags think their ironic foot shit isn't normalfag Twitter memesYou losers are literally on the same level of redditing pronoun Twitter users
>>2977897>>2977877>>2977885>>2977888She's seen the Dino Scat posts.....fuck
i am proud to wear Crocs® like my oshi gawr gura
Adidas Superstars are the best shoedon't @ me.
super metroid is a woman's game
Maridia and Draygon incoming.
UOOOOOH GURA'S BARE FEET UOOOOOOOOH
>>2977910Not really, and anyone who says otherwise is coping massively.
>>2977897Risu...
>>2977965Go ahead and find "FEET MENTION" on twitter, fag
>>2977870people always say feet in chat but "Feet mention" is specifically from this general
Crocs are super popular in spic land, I use mind so much I wear the sole out.t.spic.
>>2977944WHAT'RE THOOOOOOOOOOOSE
I'm also here...
I unironically wear these crocs almost every day
>>2977910there are always containment breakers
>>2977724>Hey I talk about gura with my coworkers
>>2977172>Mori gives him countless attention>Ame gets grossed out>Gura acknowledges it in some weird wayAnyone know of the other two yet and how they react to his cringe?
>>2977934my oshi is Miko since 2019 and i don't think that is going to change any time soon.
>>2977965You sound upset
>Maridia incoming
>>2977989 IS HERE
>>2977981Read the fucking chat for once retard
>>2977992unfathomably based
>>2977922ELLA
>>2977931>>2977956cope
>>2977910>>2977965>Put in the archive and time stamp it
>>2978009You said twitter you dumbass
>>2977939I'm the anon still working on the feet mention timestamp archive it's fucking coming though, please wait, I got laid off from my job so I'm spending time job hunting
>>2977992I don't see anything
>>2977994Sounds like Gura is the one breaking containment kek
>>2977944yeah, gura would definitely wear those
>>2977930Good
>we can't do just dance because it's got...>brain: "DON'T SAY CAMERA DON'T SAY CAMERA DON'T SAY CAMERA">...mainstream music
Someone needs to make a hololive version of DDR so they can play it on stream
Gura is so talkative today
MARIDIA LOVE
>>2977992mine are like that but all black
>mainstream musicno its because it will literally show a silhouette of her body on screen
>>2977992I have a brown pair too that I wore practically every day for a year. They're worn out now though.Socks or no socks?
>>2978006>it's real
Gura...you've never tried dancing...?
I really wanna see Gura's idol step!
>>2977997Ina ignores him, I know he sent Kiara a few but I don't recall her reacting to them beyond Danke Schon
>>2977965How many levels of cope do you have to be on to still be a NOT HERE fag?
>>2977202Mori is literally the only one who will give him attention because she's a manchild in a woman's body.
gura doing her idol reps...3D COMING
>>2977664
Yes, rhythm games help improve your irl dancing.And my years of playing vn and eroge makes me the best person at dating ever, gura
>>29780035 hour stream, please look forward to it.
>>2978015her discord keeps an archive of timestamped moments from all her streams
>>2977681did damascus ever actually stream? i remember his twitter was posted a while back but i never caught if he did anything with it.
Gura's really grown as a streamer. She's consistently entertaining now.
Gura will NEVER figure out how to get to Maridia!
>Gura confirmed practicing the Dande moonwalk
A dancing stream should be reserved for when she has a 3D...
>>2978016Not only that, chat was specifically spamming "feet mention".
>>2978036No socks
>>2977515The only person who unnironically thinks that Vergil is cool is Vergil himself.
>>2977672You know what i mean. Mori would have gotten pissed at deadbeats if they did what happened to the tranny and the poetry schizo in her chat/comments, and when one of Mori's regulars expressed his dislike for that Darth faggot, she defended him saying "we're all having a fun time."
>>2978054DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY SHARK.
DO NOT OPEN
>>2977989Shut up risu
Haachama!
>>2978075AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2978029Yeah this Metroid stream has been way more zatsu than the other two and she’s making good progress. What a blessed stream
>>2978061chat will spoil her
>>2977355>11,168 watching nowGura, apparently
>>2978068Plenty of people thing I'm cool. He is an amazing fighter and shall surpass Sparda himself.
>>2977989Risu? Ame? Anya?
>>2977910let's see if the chat goes Ame mention when Gura brings her upI'm fairly confident that even though her chat does spam F E E T, feet mention is endemic to /here/
>>2978064>not wanting a stream where she describes in detail what she's doing
>>2978054Hey good for you man. Go get those girls.
>>2978016>denying realitymeds
Is this propositall?
>>2978065Cope
>>2978061crocomire is a WHORE
>>2978071Someone should've told her that trashing him is part of their fun time.
>>2977989Moona...
>>2978061Wew.
>Gura gets a mirror to practice dancinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K61-tK7Xlzg
>MaridiaHere we go, boys
she bel air'd us
>i got lost in Maridia somehowShe doesn't know the half of it.
ETS GO GOORUH
Ay she watched Fresh Prince
>>2978063>First ever 3d appearance of gura is her mimicking the Dr. Faust weapon cutscene
>>2978065cope
>>2978096>This user is underage
Hey G would you make me a sandwich?
>>2978016>>2978096seethe
>>2978054That's the premise of TWGOK
>>2978075spagoo...
What is so bad about Maridia?
um risu... my feed...
So what is Gura's shoe size?
>>2978054This but unironically. If you can't pilot a robot, get a philosophy PhD, and date women after playing Subahibi and Muv Luv you're NGMI.
GURA STILL ORDERS FROM THE KIDS MENU
>>2978083I cant look at this image because it will always remind me of the futa Gura dumping a fat load into a shark
>>29781365, kids
>open thread>gura is streaming>close thread
>gura is craving an oreo shake right now
Chat can't even get the song reference correct
>>2977897trerrat...
what the fuck
>>2978016>>2978096go back
What the fuck kind of restaurant is Gura talking about?
>>2978061chat already spoiled her a couple streams ago
>>2978121What would I cope about?
https://twitter.com/Klaius/status/1386568792168308738>she put bloop in the stream because of klaius
>>2978094>>2978122>>2978126cope
Your oshi is dreaming of having sex with you right now
>>2978090Watching the shark do cute and funny dancing moves in real time is infinitely better.
http://poal.me/zihtb1http://poal.me/zihtb1http://poal.me/zihtb1
>>2978079It's so good to have her back
Pizza mention
>>2978122Who are you quoting?
>>2978109.... Have you ever been to a dance studio?They have a whole wall that is just a big mirror.
P I Z Z A T I M E
>She's seen THAT streamable
Gura cute
>>2978155>he's never had dirt and wormsI'm fucking craving it now that she mentioned it, fuck
>>2977939Didn't Kiara mention using /ic/ back in the day and Ina mention she did the same? It's not shocking or surprising.
>>2978134Very exploration/puzzley
Gura please im trying to cut pizza from what I eat...
pizza time
>UOOOOOH
>>2978061Based.
Can you even get to Draygon from this side of Maridia?
Gooruh is too cute
>>2978134It's an absolute horror to navigate and extremely easy to get lost in
>>2977992>>2978010homosexuals. orange or go home.
>>2978144undeniably based.
>>2978162meds
>>2978153please stop coping, she's here. so are the rest of them. deal with it
>when the big pizza pie hits the moon like your eye that's amore...https://youtu.be/IGMVVG-kFhE
Worms in dirt is kinoAlso in elementary school we were learning about the Titanic and our teacher made us jello with gummy bears in it and all they all sunk to the bottom
>https://twitter.com/faerieko/status/1386834428266262528?s=20Thoughts?
>eyes>and legs>and a PENISGURA NOOO!!!
>>2978162I want to beleeb...
>>2978117>>2978124
>>2978148She did two different ones
>>2978111this should be a good time
>>2977537I tl;dr is as such: Dante has sex, but he doesn't make love.He doesn't get close to people, because his life is fucked. Here's the whole thing.>demons kill mother when he and brother are children>brother becomes power autist to cope>Dante changes his name and becomes a mercenary>life becomes more or less stable and he gets a partner and a mother figure>enter clone of his brother, who Dante befriends>clone of brother ends up killing partner and foster mother>Dante decides he can't keep running away>decides to put up shop, brother shows up again>has to kill brother>girl who he's romancing during this has to kill her father, who sold his sold to the devil and is ultimately responsible for the whole ordeal with his brother>couple years later, clone of mother comes blasting through the door in street bike, throws in on top of him>Dante follows her to island>turns out she was made by the demon king who killed his mother, killed his brother and made the clone of his brother>Dante has to kill his brother again>demon kills mother clone>mother clone comes back to life because of a miracle of the heart (not joking)>Dante and clone mother start a partnership>partnership falls off>by this point Dante just doesn't give a shit, lets both his old crush and clone mother rip him off, ignores brown french girl and cunny that throws themselves at him>kills another demon king, gets a vacation in hell>comes out a little happier because murdering demons is the only positive thing in his life>finds he has a nephew>helps nephew a bit, but doesn't tell him they're related because he doesn't want him to get involved with his terrible family history>couple years later brother comes back again>kills an entire city>Dante is pissed as fuck because he's doing this bullshit again>nephew gets his arm chopped by brother>Dante doesn't tell him that's his dad because he doesn't want yet another person scarred by patricide in his associates circle>tells him he's dead weight multiple times, nephew gets even more pissed>eventually nephew beats the shit out of both of them because he doesn't want them to kill each other>they stay as friendly rivals and get a free vacation to hell>the end
>>2978184Gonna replace it with onions, bitch?
>tried to grow antsdid she smell them too?
>>2977944UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH SHARK'S SHITTY PLASTIC FUNGUS-PROMOTING PLASTIC SHOES EROTIC UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Lamy's voice just does it for me
What did she mean by thishttps://youtu.be/Ip8Z20OwAl0
>>2977537It's a joke but it has some truth>Sparda was a gigantochaddus before having two kids, then he just got bitchslapped into Oblivion>Vergil with his v-card intact slapped Dante's shit and was a true equal, then he had sex ONCE and again got bitchslapped so hard his fucking soul got ripped apart>Nero EXCEEDS on Kyrie's ass on the reg, could never beat neither Dante or Vergil until he activated his cheatcode at the end of the game>Dante, who is a cannonical virgin, only lost a single fight in his entire life
gura's ant farm genocide...
>>2978182There are some faggots who literally cannot deal with the fact that their oshi is reading their shitposts and will go to any level of mental gymnastics to think otherwise.
SEAMONKIES MENTION
SEA MONKEY MENTION
Is Gura high?
>>2978219>Dante has sexLIES
>seamonkey mention
Do you think Gura could smell the dead ants?
Seamonkies...
BING BING WAHOO
BINGBINGWAHOO
BINGBING WAHOO
>BING BING WAHOOok she's here
>bing bing wahooOH COME ON
>>2978124Noh
>>2977992smitty is that you?
>bing bing wahoo
>>2978242yea we smoked together before the stream
Hey meidos I know this thread is the only thing you care about on this board but could you please deal with this thread >>2969166
>bing bing wahooGura is from /v/?
>>2978223How do you think she found that video in the first place?
>>2978182I doubt Ina ever used /ic/ just on the fact that she actually became successful.
>I did seamonkeys once
>>2978212>sharkmater
THIS BRAT
>>2978137kek
>>2978135I LOVE it!
was gura a ps2 girl or a gamecube girl
Gura is being somehow even more adorable tonight
>likes crocs>remembers dirt cup muffin thing>wants to raise antsguys....am I gura????
SEAmonkies mention!
>bing bing wahooplease, keep that phrase in /v/
BING BING WAHOO MENTIONSHE WANTS THE CHAT TO BE 100% 4CHANNEL AUTISTS HOLY SHIT/
a wii wuu, gura?
>>2978167
Boys I'm pretty sure this entire stream is Gura trying to tell us she's fucking here and to stop breaking containment now that we know her mother watches her streams.
How is it that every Gura stream we get an influx of tourists and newfags yet Gura's live viewer count keeps going down?
>>2978071This Mori character sounds like a fag
>Bing bing wahoo!GURAYOUR POWERLEVEL
RHYTHM FEET
>Playing Super Metroid>Can't stop thinking of what else to playNice game boomers
yahoo
>rhythm heaven and warioware smooth movesGod-tier taste.
Wah!
Wah
WAH!
She said bing bing wahoo at least once before btw.
>>2978219Dante has literally never had sex, shut the fuck up and fuck off.
>>2978270she just used the sticky like any sensible person should
>"We can go WAH"THEY
>>2978272Not necessarily, but she's definitely spent time there.
wah!
>>2978283PS2, most likely.
Why does Gura like Wario? Why is she making a Wario impression, she's meant to only like Dande
>>2978292Me on the right
>>2978283she said ps2 was her first system
>>2978298>he STILL, STILL, does not understand the viewerbugJust kill yourself at this point numberfag, it's been like 5 months
>>2978254>>2978258>>2978260>>2978261>>2978262>>2978266>>2978277>>2978289>>2978302she's said this before, newfriends
>Bing bing wahoo>Feet mentionok she's definitely here
Welp... add RHF to games Ame wont play because someone else did.
>>2978319ARE CHEATING ON AME WITH EACH OTHER
>>2978298"spam viewers"
>>2978272I can't support her anymore
>>2978327You can like Wario AND Dante
>>2978304IT'S A CHILL KIND OF GAME OKAYIT HAS GOOD ATMOSPHEREFUCK
I know about warioware from that sexy loli character
Why is this shark so fucking cute
>>2978332all me btw
>>2978104>>2978071>larps that her fanbase are hardcore fightclub skeletons>words are too much much for them, so you aren't allowed to self moderate
>Where am I supposed to go?Maridia in a nutshell
Why is gura showing off her powerlevel this stream? How long until she calls somebody a sparkling wiggler?
did someone say sea monkey? https://streamable.com/agha2s
>>2978343Based
>>2978343the average pedo brain, everyone
>>2978283barbie on ps2
>>2978298>muh live viewsCope
>gura ends stream>hmm let's see what happened in the thread>heh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqPMt4QPa-MGUYS BOTH KIARA AND MORI MENTIONED RICK ROLLING ON STREAM. THEY ARE LITERALLY FUCKING HERE THIS IS NOT A DRILL
i want gura to stop dogwhisting me
>>2978339kek
>>2978327Who doesn't like Wario?
maridia is easy, if you get lost you are a fucking idiot
uh oh I hope Ame gets her Wii U soon if she wants to play rythym heaven
>>2978313Literally the first thing shown in the DMC1 novel, which is canon, is a girl complaining about him calling for his mother in his sleep after they slept together.Cope more.
>>2978308>>2978309>>2978310>>2978314>>2978318>>2978321Not your time takos
Check out my wife, she was cuter than usual on our date.
It'd be good to get a WiiU if she wants to play other Metroid games, since I'm pretty sure the only realistic way to stream Fusion and Zero mission is via Wii U virtual console.
>>2978313oh but he has, anon
>>2978332and she's mentioned feet before too
>>2978400AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AWAY
>>2978380I'll sell her mine
>>2978367english viewer attention spans, might be more of them but sure as hell aint watching the entire thing
>>2978367Explain this right now, Nousagi!
>>2977537Having sex and siring children in DMC splits your power and gives part of it to your offspring, I'm sure of it and I refuse to accept any other explanations.
>>2977537>>2977597>>2977601Since we're talking lore, do people with demon blood age normally? In DMC Nero loks older, Dante looks like a fucking hobo and Vergil also got significally older, but demons like Trish look the exact same.
>>2978400FUCK YOU
Are you intentionally making shitty posts with AZKi to trigger that playlist autist?
>>2978332All me
>>2978404Shhhh, Anon... Let the light take you away peacefully....
>>2978381>novelNot canon. Dante does not fuck. Cope, seethe, dilate. Dante is pure.>>2978400FUCK YOU
>>2978404F
https://twitter.com/anyamelfissa/status/1386826219161718784Anya is HOLO ES GEN0 with Nenechi! THIS IS HOW SHE WILL ACHIEVE ONE BILLION MELHOMIES
>>2978328Kill yourself C.
Will Gura manage to get the Spring Ball before or after the Space Jump?
Gura will never escape the sand pits
>>2978413>max viewersTry again
>>2978437after
>>2978296thisit's subliminal
goombus...
>>2978331How bout you ask your fellow chumbud to go kill himself too then >>2978367
>>2978416Nah I think they age normally but their demon blood makes them near invincible. It's how Dante gets turned into a skewer every game and walks away as if nothing happened.
>Already stuck in the sandYep
Oh god the sand.
>>2978387Wahll me
>>2978429what's the problem dantekek? not in the mood of admitting that dante had sex?
>>2978368if anything she would go to /ggg/ since /hlgg/ goes through like 4 threads in one stream
>>2978431>Nearly 5k votes>When she's lucky to have 900 viewers at any given time???
>>2978419FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUU
Man the FUCKING quicksand physics are so fucking annoying.
>>2978431Ina...
Is there a reliable way to jump out of the quicksand or do you just mash and pray?
>>2978380>Ame is getting a Wii U>Gura is getting a Wii UTHEY ARE
>>2978431Madre mía Anya es mi oshi AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH ANYA TE AMO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2977667>>2977633Oh thank fucking God, but what the fuck are they doing? Moona and Risu have a way larger en audience than ID, why are they shooting themseves on the foot like that? I thought the ID managament were super chill with this bullshit.
>>2978449He's explaining the bug to you, dumbass.
>>2978413Cope
>>2978456I knew Nerofags were kek posters. You will never be a true devil.
>>2978346It's the one and only rule that she even tried to enforce, that you're not allowed to shit on someone even if they're being a massive faggot. It makes me almost wish someone would go on a massive tear and just flood the chat with posts breaking every other rule but that one.
>>2978449Why are pioneers like this?
>>2978466Mash and pray
>>2978400It's still insane to me that they actually unbooted DMC.
>>2978431Let's fucking go. This is how Anya becomes the weapon to surpass Gura.
>>2978162But she's streaming right now
>>2978422
>>2978380They absolutely discussed this game together as one of the games they'll play in their off-collab.
>>2978431ESO ES MI HIJA ESPADA TETONA. ANYA TE QUIERO TANTO!!!
>>2978470vocal indos spamming management or some shit
>>2977737It's literally her biggest audience
>>2977686Kiara streamed comparatively little this week on her channel.Especially with 2 days being essentially wasted on Amogus and Shadowverse shilling in addition to 2 break days due to moving soon.It is the only time I remember that Ina got more views in the last 7 days than Kiara
>why is the tube brokeni-is she gonna connect the two?
>>2978431>in protest Anya speaks every language except indog
Gura has fucking swiss cheese memory
THE TUBES
Is Ame going to do Rebellion watchalong too? She seems to love Madoka so far. And she didn't even get to great parts yet.
Gura has the memory of a fucking goldfish.
>>2978456Fuck you deadweight
>>2978431Desde ahora se llama Aña.
sees
>>2978467GETTING A DEAD CONSOLE
rrat
>>2978508Is there a legal streaming source for Rebellion?
>>2978431Hermanos... Es nuestro momento
>Semi monthly ratatouille watchalong
>>2978508I hope. Ame seems the type to not get it and just seethe afterwards.
>have I made you guys watch ratatouille with me yet?Holy fuck she loves that movie, she watches it so often she FORGOT she already did a watchalong for it as Gawr Gura.
>>2978483They only rebooted it in the first place because Capcom was going through a phase of "WE NEED TO APPEAL TO THE GAIJIN AUDIENCE" but even then they didn't know what the fuck appeals to them so they hired someone who doesn't even know what appeals to other people, let alone westerners.
>>2978459Definitely got shared somewhere
>>2978431I guess that makes her and Coco doing ES soon. I actually kinda wanted Kiara to try ES duolingo because of things like her saying feliz navidad when reading felicitations during monhun
>>2978431Ganamos...
>>2978467Literally retarded
>>2978443yes, thats the max that were in her stream at any point, none of them stayed around she has a base viewership and a continuously cycling viewership that doesnt stick around giving her high views since theres alot of eops that have 0 attention span
gura is going to have alzheimers
>>2978511Aña la araña
>>2978467Not playing XCX because they would both get filtered hard
>>2978505She remembers the most obscure things from the 2000s but she doesn't remember recent things
hello my beautiful shark lady i will donate one million dollars if i could i love you queen please marry mei love you sweety please respond kitten im not a minor
>tfw you'll never remodel Gura's shithole
I WILL. NEVER LEARN JAPANESE KOREAN INDONESIAN CHINESE OR SPANISH I WILL NEVER LEARN TO DRAW OR HIT THE WEIGHTS I WILL NEVER SHOWER OR DO MY REPS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FICK YOU LUV ME OSHI
>>2978508I sure hope so
>>2978431Is the HoloES arc finally here?
>>2978502She's the most based holo for a reason.
>>2978431AMO A LA LOLI TETONA NEGROS
>>2978516It's dead but still a great homebrew/emulation machine. Cheap too, since it flopped.
>>2978515>le saddas el
>>2977515>Chad Vergil>got beaten by Dante>beaten by Mundus>beaten by Dante again>beaten by Dante once more>beaten by his own son
Gura is too cute today
>>2978471Doesn't deny that he's a numberfag, like you, and like me. Want to form a triple suicide pact? That's 3 numberfags gone at least
>>2978087Go pay attention to your neglected son already you deadbeat
>>2978537We already know the bug exists from hard factual evidence, but okay keep coping.
Oh Jesus is goddamn right.
>that "oh jesus"cute
>>2978515persona 3 playthrough when
Is Gura on drugs?
>>2978463I still don't really understand it. Thankfully don't have to deal with it at all before getting the space jump
She is just now realizing the enormity of her error.
>>2978539It's okay, nothing will change.
>>2978387I'm a Lunaito
>>2978549The best post on this website.
>>2978474>>2978510the absolute state of dantekeks, living in delusion thinking that their oshi didnt fucked a girl, cant be more pathethic than that
>>2978459she gets 1 million viewers at the minimum, remember that there's a youtube bug
>>2978538La espadita sabbe.
>Oh JesasOh, you don't even know the half of it
>Have I made you guys watch Ratatouille yet?You now realize what it would ACTUALLY be like to be in a relationship with this girl.
>>2978557>>got beaten by DanteTie>>beaten by MundusAlready weakened>>beaten by Dante againdoesn't count>>beaten by Dante once moretie>>beaten by his own sonalready weakened>>2978563NEEVR
KIARA MENTION
>>2978467>>2978492THEY'RE SHARING THE SAME WIIU BECAUSE THEY'RE MOVING IN TOGETHER
>Speaking of bottomkek
>Speaking of bottom, did you guys watch Kiara's.... stream...
>>2978508>She seems to love Madoka so far.Eh, she's been lukewarm on it at best.
>speaking of bottom
>Speaking of bottom, Have you watched Kiara?
GURA LOVES KIARA!
>speaking of bottom did you watch Kiara?Gura
>Gura pretending she has never played the sims
Gura shilling KiaraFOR FREE
>speaking of bottom have you watched Kiarakek
>>2977515>Chad Vergilhttps://streamable.com/7q0ekd
>speaking of bottom did you guys watch Kiaraholy shit, gura
>"Speaking of bottom in subs, have you guys heard of Kiara?" Damn, Gura.
gura what the fuck that was brutal
>>2978585Watching Ratatouille every night in bed with Gura sounds great
>ywn get to go out on adventures with Gura
Gura is definitely high right now
>>2978549Incredibly based, but not same.
>>2978404>>2978419>>2978429Also he's got a bigger dick
>>2978585It's so good....
>>2978570She forgot her drugs.
oh no no no gurame bros, we got too cocky...
>>2978564what is there go cope, i love guras streams but she has reclined to where 20k~ viewers is normal for her now, we arent in the age of 40k-60k viewers gura anymore anon
>she loved itbased that stream was extremely high quality
>>2978459I shared the poll in my Facebook group anon
>>2978467STUCK ON A WHOLE DIFFERENT PLANET
Did Goorah just confirm Kiara for anal slut?
>>297858550 first dates but she remembers your name at least?
It really was an incredibly funny stream to be fair
I didn't watch the Sims stream, was it really that good?
what happened in the sims4 stream bros? didn't watch it
>>2978623that stream was full of gurame though
>Speaking of bottom, did you watch Kiara's stream?Holy hell, the Shark is reaching Linus levels of transitions. For better or for worse.
MORI IS A TOP CONFIRMED LIVE ON AIR
>Gura>supposedly a girl>doesn't know The SimsAnons, help me out here?!
Fine, I'll watch the Sims stream damnit.
>>2978596I don't know why but this post made me laugh hardest in the thread
>>2978628BASED
>>2978630sure, if your name is "chat"
>>2978632It was phenomenal.
Holohouse mention
BASED
>>2978632Yes.
Kiara's sims streams would be fun to watch if it wasn't for Kiara being there
>>2978632go watch it, it was comedy gold
>>2978521I can't find one. I think the only legal way to watch right now is to order the DVD or BD, so a watchalong is unlikely.
>it's the "maybe if I make stupid noises, they won't notice that this game is kinda boring" episode
>>2978646Ina Ina Inaaa....
>>2978632One of the best EN streams yet. Kiara got pregnant, Gura combusted, Gurame vs Iname. Kino.
gura wants to have a holoouse...
>>2978633mori bred kiara and gura set herself on fire
>>2978633It was pure kino, you gotta watch it
>>2978590>>2978591>>2978593>>2978594>>2978596>>2978601>>2978603>>2978607I don't get it... is it a TakaMori joke?
>>2978639>Doesn't know sims>Doesn't know how bras workOh no!
>>2978641It's basically AI Dungeon, but with graphics
>I was watching Kiara and belly laughingOH NO NO NO NO RRATFAGS I THOUGHT THEY HATED EACH OTHER
>>2978615>someone wrote this, passed it off to a quality checker, had it looked over by an editor, and not a single person involved said this entire interaction was shit
>>2978628>https://streamable.com/7q0ekd>switch port neverfuck you reggie
>>2978527I thought it was alright, Mexicans probably loved it.My uncle is a massive DmC fan and he is willing to look past it being a reboot.
>>2978632The AI re-enacted /hlgg/ narratives in realtime, it was fucking great.
Poor goomba just wants friends
>>2978663FUCKING GURA'S SHOTTA BUSSY!
Was that a RBC reference?
>>2978639Gura's parents saw a family member's kids playing Sims with porno mods and banned it.
>>2978592Anon it's good enough to make her shut up for 90% of the time. This is incredible achievement.
>>2978656Why did you post Goora when referencing Korone?
Gura wants to live with her friends so badly....
Gura getting excited about basic human interaction.....
Gura just wants a friend to eat with...
>women deciding what to eatthey'd all starve
Gura is lonely again...
>>2978625Yes, the viewbug is real and effects everyone differently.
>>2978632honestly it's up there for best stream this month
>>2978646Ina Ina Ina...
>>2978650wrong
>>2978656are you actually pretending you watch this shit because of the games in the year of our Lord 2021?
>"we could eat somewhere different every day">only two choices are tacos and pizzaGURA IS A REAL AMERICAN
>runs out of things to talk about>has to talk about other, better streamschumbuds, we lost
>>2978670Anonchama?
>>2978416If I recall correctly Dante and Vergil age normally but do not age when they are on their DT forms, but since they cannot keep that state too much it really does not matter. Nero is only a quarter demon so he ages normally. They also all look their ages(except Vergil) in DMCV, Dante is pushing 50 and Nero is mid-20s
>gura talks about wanting slumber parties>wants to eat with friends>wants to live with her genmatesjesas she's lonely
>Hey sexy lady, wanna stream together?
cover please...
>>2978633>Gura burned herself at the middle of the night trying to cook while the rest extinguished the fire>Ina fucking died>Kiara was ovulating and got pregnant>Ina was not invited to the ingame collab>etcWatch m8 it was funny
I will never watch a Kiara stream, not even if it gave me free access to Gura's sweet, tight cunny. Fuck the chicken and fuck KFP janitor niggers.
>>2978681I want to live with Gura so badly...
>alright, that made sensezoomers in shambles
she did it
>>2978661Dumb succubus, go back to shitting on iToddlers.
>>2978672Ah yes, Donte, el exterminador de demonios.
she sure is yawning a lot
SHE FIGURED OUT THE TUUUUUUUBE
>>2978685>Can I have some?>WHY DIDNT YOU ORDER YOUR OWN????>no one ever cleanscringekino.
BASED MORI CONVINCED HER GF ABOUT HOLO EN HOUSE
>>2978667That rrat's been dead for ages.
>>2978632It was the second time a HoloEN member gave birth on stream
Gura sounds extra HER today!
God imagine, that would make Gura really happy
>>2978632It's Kiara content, so KFP will hype it up but it's probably shit.
>>2978661Kiaras room mate has a fantastic butt. But maybe it's a "Kiara is a bottom" thing?
>>2978639I am slowly wondering if Gura's parents, for whatever reason, forbid their daughter from interacting with other girls.
Will Gura play the Prime games or the GBA Metroids?
>>2978729i love HER!
>>2978718It was spoiled to her in the first stream by rude chumbuds :(
>>2978614Yes, high on the smell of my dick
You can tell Gura has thought about this a lot.....
the only two that wouldn't do it is ina and kiara
Rrat: she thinks she figured out the tube because she doesn't remember chat telling her about it last stream
>>2978735Anonchama your stream watching reps. She was just lonely and still is.
>Mori kicking off the idea of the HoloEN house>It's spreading nowOh god, please, let it happen
>>2978703I understand her, but after living with friends and having everything blow up in my face its really not a good idea. Live with a partner or live alone.
>>2978742If she gets a Wii U, maybe.
GURA NO.
Gura is lonely......
>no one eats Gura's baking
>>2978685>>2978719>what do you guys feel like eating>I dunno>yeah, me neitherand so they just order nothing and don't eat. this would be a conversation that plays out every day, at least twice a day
Someone please be real life friends with my daughter...
Ame is literally spitting in Gura's face right now.
>HoloENHouse happens>Suddenly Bubba appears on everyone’s streams
>>2978632ye
>>2978729gura is having fun = GURA IS BECOMING HER!!!fuck off.
Just let her move in with you, Ame, you weirdo schizoid.
This is just making feel bad for her...
>>2978730It would be really nice.
Would you eat Gura's freezer cookies?
>>2978750add Amelia in to that
>>2978735yes, that's why she went to that slumber party
>we could have someone to eat breakfast with>if anyone was awake at breakfast timeShe's really thought this through
I mean I'd get why you wouldn't watch the sims stream but you weren't here during any of the following threads after the stream?AO-chan is a toilet
She's IMAGINING the sex with Ame
>Gura wants to cook food for people instead of herselfGura...
Gura... hearing how happy you would be to live with the girls just makes me sad...
Living with friends only sounds good in theory
I'll eat it...
SHE'S SO LONELY BROS OH MY GOD
>>2978735She's just has crippling social anxiety
>>2978760>Gura cooking an amazing and nice cake for herselfChumkeks explain. I thought you loved her?
>I think I would be a good housemate>has rotten food and dishes all over the place
>>2978703She's just like me
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HAVE TO MARRY THIS AUTIST RIGHT FUCKING NOW FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>2978765Worth it
>>2978703Her and Calli have both expressed how lonely they are.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2978765>only bubba>not the other pets ame haves
poor gura just wants friends...
>>2978755Your sad experience isn't the same for everyone
Gura's making me sad... someone save this shark
>ywn dutifully eat gura's bakingAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Gura......
>>2978732At least you admit Gura is a part of KFP considering she's the one that hyped it up.
>>2978628Xeno games are overrated, minus gears
>>2978765Dogs normally don't annoy other people but their owner
>>2978710BASED BASED BASED
>>2978789this is breaking my heart
>doesn't do her dishes>buys paper plates and plastic silverware so she doesn't have toGura....
Just stop the game and do a zatsudan stream instead. +10k viewers guaranteed.
Gura definitely lives in a trailer
She's talking about cookies nowIs she...
>buys paper plates instead of doing the dishesGoorah...
>gura hates doing dishes so much she started buying disposable dishesChat reflects the streamer...
>Instead of just doing the dishes she just got disposable utensils and platesGura...
GURA, BUYING PAPER DISHES IS NOT A LEVEL UP IT'S A DOWNGRADE
>paper platesGura please
>gura decides to prank Ame in the holohouse>sneaks inside Ame's house>Sees ame passed out with a wet vibrator and smut on her bed, naked.>Gura: Oh god....(in THAT toneYagoo get them a house already.
>gura makes cookies for no one than puts them in the freezer like a grandma whose grandkids have already grown upJESUS STOP MY HEART
Gura is literally me
>>2978756What? Aren't those games on the Switch?
>stopped doing dishes>replaces flatware set with disposable plates>"I leveled up"Bros how is Ame taking better care of herself now...
>>2978775Yes
>I leveled up>I got paper plates instead of bothering to do dishes....
>In order to dodge doing dishes she just buys paper platesGURAPLZ
Gura is using paper plates and cheap cutlery at home...living like white trash...
[Not surprising news] Gura bought disposeable cutlery so she wouldn't do the dishes
>>2978632Mori impregnated Kiara with her throbbing futa dick.
>>2978798That's Mori's own fault. She used to talk about how she "needs her space" and doesn't want to live with other people.
>>2978777Seriously wouldn't happen just because of Ame's pets
ZOOPALS MENTION
>>2978767Why are they always naked?
>Using paper cutlery because you are too fucking lazy to do your dishesThis reminds me of the horror stories I sometimes read about here
>Gura is this lonely and desperate>ywn comfort her
>>2978709that ina is making me so fucking hard
>>2978549belajar bahasa indonesia atau lain
FUCKKK MY LAZY ASS ALSO STARTED TO DO THAT
>>2978709>that ina censor with her waist wings/finshot
>>2978785This. I know it's different for everybody but living with someone can be an abstract kind of hell.
>using paper plates and one time use utensilsSounds like the years I lived alone in college
>>2978777why ame? does she plan on living with her family or something?
>>2978632Best of the series, probably one of Kiara's better streams in a bit.
>>2978690wait i thought this was fixed or is it still ongoing.
>gura streams deadpan kareoke once a month then vanishes>ame runs a 24/7 stream where she plays apex, Minecraft or sleeps, nobody is quite sure what happened to her pets>Mori weighs 400lbs from two years of living on pizza, pancakes and wine, mostly streams herself eating infront of her ASMR mic>ina silently draws pictures of her gen collaborating in the early days and streams gacha pulls>kiara went missing in the austrian woods the previous year after starting a forest fire that killed hundreds>EN gens 2 and 3 aren't allowed to mention gen 1
>>2978785True, this is how I lost one of my best friends in college.
>>2978809Doesn't count, they're coworkers so obviously Gura would shill her colleague.
>>2978820I did the same
Gura needs to marry me
>Gura leveled up by de-leveling
>you will never hold Gura close whenever the loneliness gets to her >you will never be her shoulder to cry on
>>2978801Bubba's the only one that audibly bitches during streams
>>2978809wait a second...in that case...No, it cant be...IS EVERY EN MEMBER PART OF KFP!?
What's wrong with using paper plates and plastic forks...my mom did that all the time when we were growing up
MAID GURA
So where would they put the HoloEN house if there is one? In Japan or America?
UUUUUOOOH GURA MAID
>gura meido
sharkmeido...
SHARKMEIDO MENTION
>GURA WANTS TO RP AS A MAID...
SHARKMEIDO
>If I had a maid outfit>if I was given the job of a maidSHE'S HERESHE'S A FUCKING MEIDO>sharkmaidAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GURA
shark meidos
>China, doneGURA NO
sharkmeido....
>>2978837NONE of those games are available on Switch, anon. The Prime games are only in the trilogy available on the Wii and there isn't a GBA collection on Switch yet.
She's just like me........
GURA MAID OUTFIT UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
GURA WANTS TO DO HOUSEWORK IN COSPLAY.
>SHARKMEIDO MENTION
>>2978862pet autism
GURA WILL BECOME SHARK MEIDO
>then they'd think i'm weird
>I would do the dishes if they forced me to wear a maid outfit
>>2978750Why wouldn't Ina do it? Kiara like her space though.
>sharkmaidshe's doing this on purpose
>return to sharkmeidoGURA YOU KNOW NOT THE WORDS YOU SPEAK
>>2978866>I-It doesn't count
>>2978809Gura has a rival breakfast place
AME MENTION
Gura needs a live in granny maid.
>>2978866Don't break your back lifting that goal post anon!
Please gura...think of the goslings....
SHARKMAID
SHARK MEIDO MENTION
>What if I'm that housemateChicken would be forced to live in the shed within a week
Meidos...
WATSON MENTION
AME ALREADY KNOWS
>>2978765that would be kino
>Watson already knows for the most partTHEY ARE
SHARK MEIDO MENTIONFUCK YOU GURA STOP PLAYING WITH US JUST SAY IT
>Gura was too scared to ask Ame to live with her when she was moving out of her old house and now regrets it constantly
Holy shit, Gura
>watson already knowsTHEY ARE
Sharkmeido
all the EN's are weird gura
A shark...maid?
>>2978785it working out pretty good for me. roomed with my two Xbox bros from middle school going on 2 years now
>>2978909>>2978912KFP defense force, on schedule.
Ame is the only one who truly knows her.
Sharkmeido...
>Ame already knows about the dragon dildo
Sharkmeido!
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
S-sharkmeido!?
IT WAS SPOKEN OF IN THE PROPHECYWOESHARKMEIDO UPON YE
Living with your friends sounds great until you realize that they're there all the fucking time and you have to deal with them. Not just the good, fun times where everyone's laughing but when they wake up and decide, "Today, I'm gonna be a fucking cunt and make everything infinitely more difficult not just for me but for everyone else too."
>>2978876anon....
>>2978844Wait. Did that really happen? I know you can do that in-game but... Really chicken?
>watson already knows how weird I am for the most partTHEYABSOLUTELYFUCKINGARE
>WATSON ALREADY KNOWS HOW WEIRD I AMTHEY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Imagine sharing a bathroom with the HoloEN girls haha
GURA STOP MY HEART AND DICK CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE
>gura talking about sharing a shower with ameTHEY ARE
They should all visit Ame if she really does have the space and stay with her for like a month and do nothing but improvised collabs together.
>>2978632Real talk, I haven't laugh that hard in a while. Go take a peek if you want to see absolute fucking bullshit for 3 hours. Even the Sims AI is a Kiara anti
>>2978837No, nintendo is retarded and didn't put virtual console on Switch. They only have the NES and SNES libraries with Online, but no digital Wii/Wii U/GBA games.
AAAAAAAAA >WATSON ALREADY KNOWS THATTHEY ARE
>>2978932NO THE TEASE IS MORE FUNEXCEPT FOR RISU
>>2978933>Gura cries herself to sleep every night thinking of what could have been
SHE WANTS TO SHARE THE BATH
>>2978785I've done it multiple times and it's never gone bad.
More like SHART meido
>>2978932Say whaaaaaat?
>>2978863They just called it a "feature" and never bothered fixing it
T u T SHARING A BATHROOM WITH GURA SNIFFING THE TOILET SEAT AFTER SHE IS DONE UOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
Streamer houses are fairly common but it's very unlikely given how far apart the EN girls are. Which is why they should all move to Japan and turn Coco's holohouse into holohouse global
Would you share a bathroom with Gura?
>>2978874AND SO IS EVERY SINGLEPOSTERIN THIS THREAD
out of the five who would be the weirdest housemate?
>>2978732Isn't it more of the game creating odd situations.
>>2978961Imagine being their toilet haha
>>2978894What? Why?! What the FUCK is wrong with Nintendo?!
>>2978906Ina likes living with her family too much
>Gura goes grocery shopping>comes back with apple juice and loose basil leaves
HoloEN house when?
>>2978978Gura's spine...
>>2978987NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2978750Mori used to talk constantly about how she can't live with other people and needs her own space, even when she played around with the idea of a HoloEN House in the recent zatsu it was in context of renting a place and only living together for like a month or so while everyone is in Japan.
>But I want to leave my room, I want to see themgura...
>>2978945>Say dumb shit>Get called out>LOL DEFENSE FORCE
This sounds like she's relaying her dream lifestyle... Gura...
>>2978863>wait i thought this was fixedAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Gura imagining what life would be like with other human beings aroundsadge
>>2978981basado youtube pajeets, i retract all my earlier statements somewhat then.
>thread about to die without passing the image limits-sugoi...
THE IMAGES!
>>2978899eh I doubt gura or mori would mind helping out with her pets
>>2978809Out fucking skilled
this ENholohouse talk is cute as fuck
I always thought that if a bunch of women lived together in one house, there would be a lot of drama
>>2978863Anon, every single month Youtube breaks in one or two new ways. They NEVER fixed the bug, no matter what they claim.
>>2978785>>2978956Get better friends
>you will never marry Gura>you will never eat her cookies>you will force her to wear a maid outfit and clean the houseI AM IN A CONSTANT STATE OF PSYCHIC PAIN
>>2978988Ina says she's going to sleep and is later found asleep on the kitchen floor
>>2978984Streamer houses went under, where have you been? They never turned a profit and there were always endless drama
>>2978993Sounds like heaven
Gura is nervous about bathroom sounds KEK
s-she's just baiting superchats, right? right?
>>2979008grocery shopping IS fun
THE CHAIR WON'T STOP FUCKING CLATTERINGGURA I LOVE YOU
>>2978785anon, I lived with my friends before 3 girls 2 boys and the worst thing that happened is a pair of them got married
she's so lonely bros... just like me...
She's here and tired from moderating!!
>>2978987BULLSHIT, I REFUSE TO DO MY HEART CHALLENGER REPS
>>2978958After giving birth she immediately started working towards another pregnancy.
>>2978850no need to involve anons, Gura told Mori about getting MOLD into her dirty dishes because she just left them be
>>2979015And you are correct
>>2978945Fuck off Serbschizo
Gura's physical dimensions..
Gura has probably spent most of her time daydreaming about living with her genmates since Kiara's Sims 4 stream
This is unironically the hardest I've Goslinged for Gura, karaoke including. Why can my little shark not be surrounded by company and warmth and love? If she isn't "worthy" of it then who in this desolate frozen universe could claim to be?
>>2979013It's kinda sad >haha I can finally eat with someone>imagine being able to eat with people at EVERY mealtime
>>2979024I thought that one with Toaster and Lily and Fedz are still up
>Past few Super Metroid streams were a mirror of Luna's>Like Lamy, starts going on a long tangent about potential ideas for stuff with her genmates and probably will turn into rambling about ideas for Hololive in generalThis pleases the Yukinaito
PICS. NOW!
>>2978988>Live with Mori>Have to hear "OH, A PINPON" and her thumping over to the door at least 3 times a dayI fucking hate this woman
yeah i post image
>>2978992She mentioned she wanted to move out but gets worried about her family. It's not off the table
>>2978991Nintendo has hated Metroid for at least a decade.
>>2978785You need to be either really, really good friends that understand each other implicitly or mature enough to respect each other's boundaries. The easiest way for this to work is for everyone to be responsible and cleanly and willing to rotate chores, then also be willing to agree upon a level of noise to avoid bothering each other.
>>2978988would be a tossup between kiara and gura
I love this girl
>>2979038Alex is a stupid nigger
>>2979015Depends on the women, there was no drama in the houses I lived with majority women.
This stream is reminding me of how lonely I am....
if holoEN house ever happens, I can see Ina beign the only one doing the dishes and cleaning everything...
>>2979015If a bunch of people
>>2979015As long as men aren't involved it would probably be okay
Move in together it would be cute
Images!
>katy katy katy CALLI
>>2978998damn seems like gura might end up with en2 girls in a house.
CUNNY
Claiming my oshi.
>cattygurado you know what you just did
oh no...
>what else did Calli say about holo houseshe seriously wants this...
Ame's autism and retarded dogs literally killed Gura's dream.
my game was too loud and I thought she said cunny
CUNNY-OPE UUOOOHHHHHHHH
This stream turned depressing real fast
CUNNYoppe
I WANT TO BE WITH GURA AND LIVE A LIFE WITH HER FUUUUCK AAAAAAAAAA
>CUNNYOPE
GURA NO THE THREAD CANT HANDLE THIS
As cute as it sounds on paper Holohouse EN would never work. Coco and Kanata is a rare exception.
>>2978988Weirdest on average? Amelia or Gura.Weirdest peaks? Ina.
>>2978058link me to the discord... I need an excuse to keep this worthless app
CUNNYOPE MORI T u T
>CUNNY CUNNY CUNNIOPYUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>2979067Same. I have literally no friends...
>>2978945why are s*rbs like this?
>>2979051ogey
>>2979071The Sims imitates life...
>>2979067Well you and Gura have that in common. YOU'RE Just like me...
>The last Calli x Gura collab was so long ago she already forgot her nameGura...
>>2979024Which ones? The ones I watch are still alive although most of it's members don't live on that house
>>2979051
>>2979071No she won't.
>try to get work done while having Gura in the background>can't focus cause she's too cuteHelp! Gura is being much cuter than usual today!
>>2979024Just because Fed sexually assulted some chicks doesn't mean streamer houses went under.Hell that one is still running.
>>2979023People will forget to check in on Ina for two days then wonder if she died
>>2979116I thought we were friends....
>ITS HAPPENING
>I could see it happeningDYRBI Gura?
>>2979046she deserves it so much more than anyone
>>2978988Mori and Gura would be so autistic together they would annoy the others heavily.
>>2979044Wait, are chumbuds getting wider too? Has anyone here measured themselves recently?
>>2979092Yeah I bet Gura's been thinking about this nonstop for the past couple of days
Realistically, do you think Holohouse would happen given the fact that the current HoloEN members are all across the world?
>>2979108https://discord.gg/shaak
>>2979015Depends on the women, but very often yes.
THEY ARE
gura... it's not gonna happen
she clearly said caddy you fucking schizos
>The "HoloEN house" ends up just being Gura and Mori
>>2979084>mori.pngbased, me too
>>2977275Where did he admit this?
>>2979037>gura is the janitor
>>2979140yes bro. yes.
>>2979146No
I LOVE YOU GURA!!!
>>2979146They need some kind of base in Japan and hotel internet won't cut it.
>>2978988Everyone would be completely baffled and incredibly worried with Gura's health. She WILL knock herself out multiple times a month.
>gura is a gosling for her genmates